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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,040 Okay. 2 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,460 Yeah. 3 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:01,250 You want those off? 4 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,280 Have I been too bad? 5 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,760 I don't know. 6 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,340 I don't know. 7 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:31,740 I don't know. 8 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,060 I don't know. 9 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:35,180 I don't know. 10 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:14,900 I'm sorry. 11 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:48,530 Oh yes! 12 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,400 Chelsea is such a handful. 13 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,700 Because I don't need to tell you that, do I? 14 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,600 You see her. 15 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,940 You see everything. 16 00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:11,320 She acts out. She's profane. 17 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,960 She sleeps with other girls. 18 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,540 I don't even know where to start with that one. 19 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:24,560 Right now, she's out. I have no idea where she is. She just disappears. 20 00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:28,200 I hate being alone in this. 21 00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:31,230 Please get out. I didn't jizz in your face. 22 00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:32,890 I've looked, by the way. 23 00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:39,790 And Leviticus calls down from Gabriel's hut and shouts, Oh, we will be 24 00:29:39,790 --> 00:29:46,590 cast out of the kingdom of glory, and yea, though you know fornication, only 25 00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:49,330 empty pleasure the Lord shall turn away from ye. 26 00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:01,910 For those men who lay with men as if they were women and women who lay with 27 00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:06,370 women as if they were men shall never be saved. They shall be kept from the Holy 28 00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:11,290 Land and cast out into the wilderness and into the wicked realms to receive 29 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:12,290 their due punishment. 30 00:30:12,470 --> 00:30:15,150 And there shall be no home for them in the Lamb of God. 31 00:30:15,550 --> 00:30:20,030 And no sleep do them. Only sorrow and no family may keep them home. 32 00:30:21,590 --> 00:30:24,250 Fucking lunatic. Mom, where... 33 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,660 I guess I'm coming with you then. 34 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:41,840 My place is a little off. 35 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,500 Fine, I'll figure it out. 36 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:12,420 Hi. Are you having a change? 37 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 No. 38 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:15,580 I don't have anything. 39 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,180 Come on. I know you have something in there. 40 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:22,680 I have a dime. 41 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:23,900 Here. 42 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,600 Thanks. You're welcome. 43 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,180 Excuse you. What do you think you're doing? 44 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,140 What else do you have in there? Huh? What the fuck? What else do you have in 45 00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:34,819 there? Hey! 46 00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:39,360 How are you? What's in there? Huh? Come on. Show me what's in there. Nothing. 47 00:31:47,050 --> 00:31:48,050 Calm down, okay? 48 00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:53,530 Now, if you could, could you just kind of walk away from it? 49 00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:56,670 Thank you. Thank you, my child. Thank you. 50 00:31:58,130 --> 00:32:00,510 Holy shit, he looks just like Jesus Christ. 51 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:03,630 Well, my child, I have been known to hurt people. 52 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:15,550 Dear Father, I thank you for all the blessings in my life. 53 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,980 My family, my shelter. 54 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:21,400 I must ask a huge favor. 55 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:24,860 If you could please look over my daughter. 56 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:27,640 She has sinned again. 57 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,980 Close your eyes. 58 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,820 Do not look upon my blinding light lest you are pure. 59 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:42,180 But, well, I am pure. 60 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:50,210 You cast your own daughter out. You turned against family. And this is a 61 00:32:50,210 --> 00:32:51,210 mortal sin. 62 00:32:51,330 --> 00:32:52,850 Close your eyes. 63 00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:55,870 But she... Doesn't matter. 64 00:32:56,690 --> 00:32:59,390 Close your eyes. 65 00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:03,130 Okay. Open your eyes. 66 00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:09,130 My lord, is it really you? 67 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,990 Can I kiss your feet? 68 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,990 No. No, no, no. 69 00:33:14,490 --> 00:33:18,050 Only the purest may hit the feet of the Lord. 70 00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:24,430 And I believe we have established, not only spiritually, 71 00:33:24,690 --> 00:33:30,890 but in the evil, evil fashion that you 72 00:33:30,890 --> 00:33:33,290 are not so pure. 73 00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:40,690 You are like the snow outside of R. Kelly's cabin in 74 00:33:40,690 --> 00:33:41,690 the wintertime. 75 00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:44,130 pretty nasty. 76 00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:47,970 I'm sorry, my lord. I'm not sure who that is. 77 00:33:48,430 --> 00:33:50,610 Was he the 13th disciple? 78 00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:51,990 Silence! 79 00:33:53,410 --> 00:33:57,590 It is not enough to want the earth impure as you do. 80 00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:04,550 You must learn the purification of your soul. 81 00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:07,570 Your soul needs purification. 82 00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:13,300 You need to not only save yourself. 83 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,159 Not only save your daughter, but try saving your family. 84 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,199 You must. 85 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,860 Sorry, got a tickle in my throat. 86 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,500 I'll do anything, my lord. Anything that you ask. 87 00:34:32,219 --> 00:34:37,780 You need to forgive your daughter and bring her back home. 88 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,239 Forgive Chelsea? 89 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:47,620 My lord. Lord, she is a bigger sinner than I. Not only did she dishonor her 90 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,760 mother, but she... A lesbian? 91 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,360 Aren't you two? 92 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:59,040 Me? Oh, my Lord, with all due respect, I am not a lesbian. 93 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,640 Not even a little? 94 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,920 Well, no. 95 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:10,800 I mean, though if you see that I am, I must be. 96 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:18,720 It has been quite some time since I've been with a man. I mean, 18 years, but I 97 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,560 just haven't looked at it like that. 98 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:26,420 And I do enjoy a good bout of women's tennis on TV every once in a while, 99 00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:28,860 Look, enough. 100 00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:31,180 Enough. 101 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:38,240 All you needed to know is that the apple does not fall too far 102 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,240 from the tree. 103 00:35:41,230 --> 00:35:42,410 You are a lesbian. 104 00:35:43,770 --> 00:35:50,490 There is nothing, nothing that should stop you from 105 00:35:50,490 --> 00:35:57,470 helping your daughter come home and try to be able to live in the kingdom 106 00:35:57,470 --> 00:36:02,950 of heaven with me, the resurrection, the light. 107 00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,490 Hork, hork. 108 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:08,290 Hork, hork? 109 00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:09,650 Enough now. 110 00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:15,700 You need to go find your daughter and follow your own vaginal impulse. 111 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,960 Find Chelsea? 112 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,700 I wouldn't have the slightest idea where to start. 113 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,220 Couldn't you just tell me where she is? 114 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,660 You rely upon me for everything? 115 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,920 You want to make no effort? 116 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:37,780 Have you no passion for your own daughter? 117 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,158 I understand. 118 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,300 And my Lord, I'll do anything that you require. 119 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,900 Could you just give me a hint, maybe? 120 00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:47,660 You know what? 121 00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:49,340 I am a Messiah. 122 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,920 And Lord, I will help you this time. 123 00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:58,780 Now, Chelsea has been living. 124 00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:15,730 Do you apologize? Oh, God, no. I'm just looking for my daughter. 125 00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:17,368 Your daughter? 126 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:18,970 Yes, yes. Jesus sent me. Jesus. 127 00:37:19,710 --> 00:37:20,890 Jesus? Yeah. 128 00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:22,310 You Catholic? 129 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,230 Why don't you say something? 130 00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:29,530 Oh. 131 00:37:29,910 --> 00:37:33,370 I haven't seen her like this, but yeah, I've seen her. 132 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:34,710 Yeah? Where? 133 00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:36,490 She was here a couple nights ago. 134 00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:40,090 A friend brought her over for a party. She stayed the night, but she was gone 135 00:37:40,090 --> 00:37:41,090 the next morning. 136 00:37:41,850 --> 00:37:43,830 Jesus. Any idea where she might have gone? 137 00:37:44,990 --> 00:37:45,990 Nope. 138 00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:48,770 She left with my car. My car is gone. 139 00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:51,330 Thanks for reminding me, by the way. 140 00:37:53,870 --> 00:37:56,230 Oh, don't. I don't drink. 141 00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:58,550 It's okay. 142 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:02,950 Jesus was a winemaker, so, you know, alcohol is okay in his book. 143 00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:06,650 Plus, looks like you could use a couple. 144 00:38:08,190 --> 00:38:09,210 Thank you, Lord. 145 00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:10,430 Baby Jesus. 146 00:38:10,930 --> 00:38:11,930 Our Father. 147 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,580 Please help my friend Marla find her baby girl. 148 00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:18,500 Someday find mine, too. 149 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,780 What, you lost your daughter, too? 150 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,020 You want me to talk about it, but you can't drink? 151 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,080 Drink it! 152 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,240 Oh. 153 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:36,220 Yeah. 154 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:40,020 Plus, it takes me about three minutes to talk about Heather. 155 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:47,970 Better drink up. 156 00:38:48,330 --> 00:38:51,390 Ross, I'll get wrong. You won't like me when I'm wrong. 157 00:38:53,210 --> 00:38:54,330 To our girls. 158 00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,990 Oh, yeah. 159 00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:06,070 You know, I used to be just like you. 160 00:39:07,410 --> 00:39:08,410 Uptight. 161 00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:09,870 Religious. 162 00:39:10,430 --> 00:39:14,970 You'd think my daughter needed to be just like me in order to live a good 163 00:39:14,970 --> 00:39:16,170 and serve the Lord. 164 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,420 When she was little, everything was okay. 165 00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,960 She loved Catholic school. 166 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,440 She loved to pray. 167 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:31,240 We used to go to Mass every Sunday, and she'd bow down and rub her little 168 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,680 rosaries and eat her little sacrament. 169 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:35,060 It was beautiful. 170 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,940 All that time spent with them nuns. 171 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,220 She was learning something else besides how to serve the Lord. 172 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,560 She was learning how to serve women. 173 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,010 Not just in spirit. 174 00:39:49,570 --> 00:39:51,410 In the flesh, if you catch my drift. 175 00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:54,490 Well, I'm not sure that I do. 176 00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:57,550 Yes, you do, Marla. 177 00:39:58,030 --> 00:39:59,630 Your daughter's gay as cotton candy. 178 00:40:00,450 --> 00:40:02,230 And you pushed her away because of it. 179 00:40:02,590 --> 00:40:04,030 I didn't push her away. 180 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,730 That's not what she told me. 181 00:40:07,510 --> 00:40:09,850 She said he kicked her out on the street like a dog. 182 00:40:10,650 --> 00:40:13,110 Now listen, I don't think I like your tone. 183 00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:14,810 You listen to me. 184 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:16,690 You listen good. 185 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,960 I pushed my daughter away just like you did. 186 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:22,320 You know how long it's been since I've seen my daughter? 187 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:27,220 Three years, Marla. Three fucking years. 188 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:32,480 That's three birthdays, three Christmases, three Easters. 189 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,820 I didn't get to spend with my little girl. 190 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:38,340 And why? 191 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:40,220 Because I called her a dyke. 192 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,880 And she was ashamed. 193 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:53,360 were ashamed that she was... You can't even say it, can you? 194 00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:54,780 Gay. 195 00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:56,180 You're right, Marla. 196 00:40:58,060 --> 00:41:00,940 You're right. Yes, I was ashamed that she was gay. 197 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,720 Just like your daughter's not the only one you're ashamed of. 198 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:09,380 I'm not sure I follow you. 199 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,740 I was ashamed of my... 200 00:41:21,930 --> 00:41:22,930 you're ashamed of. 201 00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:26,610 Why would I be ashamed? 202 00:41:27,050 --> 00:41:29,170 I mean, because I pushed her away? 203 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:30,550 No. 204 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:32,230 For this. 205 00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:37,890 You're as gay as a Puerto Rican parade, Marla. 206 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:39,730 Gay as submarine. 207 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:43,530 And as soon as you can admit it, you're going to be able to find your little 208 00:41:43,530 --> 00:41:44,530 girl. 209 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:49,770 Well, you know, I think I should go. Really? Thank you. 210 00:41:53,230 --> 00:41:55,570 I was ashamed of her and who she really was. 211 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,600 too much clothes. 212 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,640 You get that? 213 00:53:17,930 --> 00:53:18,930 So good. 214 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,680 Didn't you hear him? 215 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,200 How do you do this? 216 01:05:14,190 --> 01:05:15,330 I can't get that pussy out. It's all pink. 217 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:48,280 This is good. 218 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,080 Yeah. 219 01:10:41,770 --> 01:10:44,070 I command you to look upon me. 220 01:10:44,590 --> 01:10:48,370 No. My shame is too great. I could not bear it. 221 01:10:48,770 --> 01:10:54,250 But you have no reason for shame. If anything, you should be rejoicing. 222 01:10:55,190 --> 01:11:00,890 Rejoicing? I laid with a woman. That goes against all that you teach. 223 01:11:01,470 --> 01:11:02,470 It does. 224 01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:05,970 Since when did I ever teach that love is a sin? 225 01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:09,130 I remember teaching you exactly the opposite. 226 01:11:09,790 --> 01:11:11,030 If memory serves. 227 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:13,860 In the Bible? 228 01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:22,080 Look, I did not write the Bible. It was written many, many 229 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:24,300 years after my time. 230 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:31,080 It was written by men who only used it as a device for 231 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:34,680 procreation so they could have their wars. 232 01:11:35,540 --> 01:11:41,420 In war, I do believe is wrong, as I do. 233 01:11:41,820 --> 01:11:42,820 any violence. 234 01:11:43,660 --> 01:11:49,160 But homosexuality is not violence. 235 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:51,240 It's love. 236 01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:56,060 And love is what I'm about. 237 01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,760 But you punish the wicked. 238 01:11:58,980 --> 01:12:00,680 And gays are wicked. 239 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:05,220 No, they are not. 240 01:12:05,620 --> 01:12:08,280 No one is wicked. 241 01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,560 You are all love. 242 01:12:11,679 --> 01:12:17,080 Unconditionally. But you say only the righteous shall inherit the kingdom of 243 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:18,080 God. 244 01:12:18,140 --> 01:12:19,140 No. 245 01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:26,540 Only a petty scoundrel would say something as low as that. I died for 246 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:32,420 Why would I punish you with mere petty ugliness? 247 01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:36,700 I love you unconditionally. 248 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:39,720 That never changes. 249 01:12:40,470 --> 01:12:44,390 A good person can love as well, can't they? 250 01:12:44,950 --> 01:12:46,150 I'm confused. 251 01:12:46,410 --> 01:12:49,850 The church, the Bible, they all say that. 252 01:12:50,450 --> 01:12:54,250 Wait. They say those things out of fear, not love. 253 01:12:54,570 --> 01:12:57,570 They say those things to control. 254 01:12:57,810 --> 01:13:01,050 It is not wicked to love someone like yourself. 255 01:13:02,810 --> 01:13:07,430 The only sin is to fear, not to love. 256 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:14,900 all this needless pain that was upon your face. 257 01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:18,700 Oh, my Lord. 258 01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:21,120 You are so merciful. 259 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:29,260 Someone's gotta be. You people are just too hard upon yourselves. 260 01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:33,640 Lord, I... How was it? 261 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,340 Please, give me a testimonial. 262 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,900 It was a revelation. 263 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,540 I've never felt so wonderful during the act of love. 264 01:13:43,380 --> 01:13:44,840 There we go. 265 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,260 Minus the shame, yes, very. 266 01:13:48,780 --> 01:13:51,440 I only worry that you would turn from me. 267 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,580 Never. I think it's great when people are happy. 268 01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:59,440 It's kind of the whole point. 269 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,460 And what about Chelsea? 270 01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:07,080 Well, she wasn't there and I don't know where else to go. 271 01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:09,200 It's okay. 272 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:13,040 I am a Messiah, and I shall give you a hint. 273 01:14:43,950 --> 01:14:45,830 Yes, how may we help you? 274 01:14:55,570 --> 01:15:02,290 You'll have to excuse my 275 01:15:02,290 --> 01:15:04,270 husband. She's on the mescaline. 276 01:15:05,230 --> 01:15:08,770 I don't know what that is, but I'm Marla. 277 01:15:09,450 --> 01:15:11,390 I'm Rachel, and this is Polly. 278 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:13,978 Hi, Holly. 279 01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:19,760 Um, I was actually looking for my daughter. I was wondering if either of 280 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,780 seen her... Holly! 281 01:15:24,740 --> 01:15:26,780 I don't even see it. 282 01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:30,600 Well, I guess we'll have to wait for it to pass. 283 01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:32,480 Marvel. 284 01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,100 Please come in. 285 01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:40,160 You'll have to excuse my husband. 286 01:15:40,380 --> 01:15:41,380 And me. 287 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:08,020 No, I'm okay, really. I'll just stay on. Thank you. 288 01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:09,800 Oh, don't worry. 289 01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:12,240 Her anuses are completely tidy. 290 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,100 But I can get you a pillow if you'd like. 291 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:19,980 Um, okay, that's fine. 292 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:21,480 Holly, fetch! 293 01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:38,320 Coco, want a treat? 294 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:49,580 Would you like some tea or perhaps some mescaline? 295 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:50,960 We have oodle. 296 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,400 No, actually, 297 01:16:54,820 --> 01:16:56,600 about my daughter. 298 01:16:58,140 --> 01:17:00,420 What led you to believe she'd be here? 299 01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:02,560 Is she a nudist? 300 01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:05,040 Well, I wouldn't know. 301 01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:10,000 Actually, my daughter and I haven't been forthright with one another for quite 302 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,000 some time. 303 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,860 I know what you mean. 304 01:17:15,940 --> 01:17:21,720 We used to have a problem with being forthright with each other, too. But 305 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:25,240 we went to the desert and we ate peyote. 306 01:17:26,260 --> 01:17:29,280 And we had vision. 307 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:36,220 And we learned what being open was really... 308 01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:41,750 Have you ever tried it? 309 01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:44,490 What? A peyote? 310 01:17:45,650 --> 01:17:47,770 No, go ahead. No! 311 01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:50,410 Nudism. 312 01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:55,510 You'd be surprised how much taking off your clothes makes you truly open. 313 01:17:57,410 --> 01:18:04,130 Not to speak out of turn, but maybe your daughter wouldn't have ran away if 314 01:18:04,130 --> 01:18:05,850 you were more open with each other. 315 01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:12,820 Wait, so you're saying if I took off my clothes, maybe I could find my daughter? 316 01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:15,760 No, but Jesus is. 317 01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:24,920 See, Jesus is the one that told us to be nudists so that we could 318 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,140 truly be happy. 319 01:18:26,820 --> 01:18:31,220 Most people think that when they leave earth, they go to heaven. 320 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,840 But what he's really doing is bringing heaven to earth. 321 01:18:36,030 --> 01:18:37,750 Everyone can enjoy it. Yes. 322 01:18:38,030 --> 01:18:39,030 Do you believe? 323 01:18:39,150 --> 01:18:40,530 Are you a believer? 324 01:18:40,790 --> 01:18:42,690 Yes. In Jesus, yes. 325 01:18:43,230 --> 01:18:45,630 He's actually the one who told me to come here. 326 01:18:46,270 --> 01:18:49,190 See, Jesus is our homeboy. 327 01:18:50,850 --> 01:18:53,650 Jesus built our hot rod. 328 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:55,730 Oh! 329 01:18:57,610 --> 01:18:59,550 You'll have to excuse her. 330 01:18:59,850 --> 01:19:02,450 It's time for her afternoon humping. 331 01:19:02,810 --> 01:19:04,090 Would you like to watch? 332 01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:06,640 I don't know. 333 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:13,180 Oh, come on. A couple orgasms is just what my wife needs to get your 334 01:19:13,180 --> 01:19:14,720 picture out of her butthole. 335 01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:37,720 Let me guess. 336 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,300 You want me to be naked. 337 01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,340 Thank you. 338 01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:58,060 Thank you. 339 01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:48,760 Thank you. 340 01:23:46,060 --> 01:23:47,340 And then your breath. 341 01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:43,560 Good. Good. 342 01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:44,860 Good. 343 01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:47,460 Good. 344 01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:50,520 Thank you. 345 01:33:00,970 --> 01:33:01,970 Keep doing that. 346 01:33:15,450 --> 01:33:18,830 Keep doing that. You're going to be fine. 347 01:39:11,300 --> 01:39:12,300 That's it. 348 01:46:49,390 --> 01:46:50,390 I have to go look at this. 349 01:47:19,180 --> 01:47:20,180 I told you. 350 01:47:20,500 --> 01:47:21,500 Wow. 351 01:47:24,120 --> 01:47:26,240 Yes, I have seen her. 352 01:47:27,080 --> 01:47:28,920 A few nights ago, in fact. 353 01:47:29,220 --> 01:47:32,560 Really? With a mutual friend, in fact. 354 01:47:33,560 --> 01:47:34,600 A friend? 355 01:47:34,820 --> 01:47:35,820 Who? 356 01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:37,880 Who do you think? 357 01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:42,840 Come in now. 358 01:47:43,440 --> 01:47:46,080 I know you're listening. Show yourself. 359 01:47:49,480 --> 01:47:50,940 And ye shall receive. 360 01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:56,000 Close your eye. 361 01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:59,320 No, not this time. I want to see you. 362 01:48:00,620 --> 01:48:05,320 But you are not pure yet. I cannot appear if you are not pure. 363 01:48:05,780 --> 01:48:08,480 I had sex with a woman. 364 01:48:08,920 --> 01:48:12,500 I watched a nudist hump another nudist's leg. 365 01:48:12,740 --> 01:48:17,740 And I watched two women get it on in front of me. How much more pure can I 366 01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,380 You seem upset, my love. 367 01:48:21,980 --> 01:48:22,980 I am. 368 01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:29,320 The nudist told me that my daughter was with you when she saw you. Does that 369 01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:31,120 mean that she's been with you this whole time? 370 01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:35,880 I'm always with her, as I am with everyone. 371 01:48:36,300 --> 01:48:37,300 That's my deal. 372 01:48:38,120 --> 01:48:42,380 If she's with you, then why send me on this wild goose chase? 373 01:48:43,800 --> 01:48:46,880 Because you needed to learn. 374 01:48:47,320 --> 01:48:48,560 To learn what? 375 01:48:49,160 --> 01:48:50,160 That I'm gay? 376 01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:54,360 Yes. And that being gay is beautiful. 377 01:48:55,100 --> 01:49:00,420 Are you not interested in trying to live a life beautifully? 378 01:49:01,780 --> 01:49:04,300 I don't want to be gay. 379 01:49:04,820 --> 01:49:10,220 I'm just trying to find my daughter because you told me I had to. And if 380 01:49:10,220 --> 01:49:13,480 been with you this whole time, why not just give her to me? 381 01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:16,280 Because you have to earn her back. 382 01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:18,200 You have to be truthful. 383 01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:19,919 and loving. 384 01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:26,560 You have to be who you are so you can understand who she 385 01:49:26,560 --> 01:49:33,420 is. Then, and only then, will I let you see her again. Do you not 386 01:49:33,420 --> 01:49:34,420 want my gift? 387 01:49:35,600 --> 01:49:38,540 I don't know if it's a gift or a curse. 388 01:49:38,920 --> 01:49:40,520 The gift is love. 389 01:49:41,520 --> 01:49:43,100 Do you want it? 390 01:49:44,100 --> 01:49:45,760 I give you free will. 391 01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:51,120 If you choose not to love your daughter, I cannot force you. 392 01:49:51,980 --> 01:49:53,560 I love my daughter. 393 01:49:53,900 --> 01:49:55,800 She is the one who hates me. 394 01:49:56,100 --> 01:49:57,100 Does she? 395 01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:01,420 Is it you who hates her? 396 01:50:03,420 --> 01:50:06,080 I don't know. I'm confused. 397 01:50:07,780 --> 01:50:10,640 Well, maybe you should go ask her. 398 01:50:12,340 --> 01:50:13,340 What? 399 01:50:14,140 --> 01:50:15,300 Where is she? 400 01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:20,500 To know all you have to do is listen. 401 01:50:20,880 --> 01:50:24,220 Like any good parent should. 402 01:50:31,280 --> 01:50:32,280 Chelsea. 403 01:50:45,840 --> 01:50:46,840 Do you hate me? 404 01:50:47,780 --> 01:50:49,200 No, I love you. 405 01:50:50,920 --> 01:50:53,560 Did Jesus say to say that, or do you really mean it? 406 01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:55,920 No, I really mean it. 407 01:51:00,100 --> 01:51:01,100 Prove it. 408 01:53:06,090 --> 01:53:07,090 Hmm. 409 01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:03,020 Thank you. 410 02:25:09,590 --> 02:25:11,250 Finally, he's here. 411 02:25:12,230 --> 02:25:13,890 What took him so long? 412 02:25:14,370 --> 02:25:16,870 I didn't... Who? 413 02:25:20,130 --> 02:25:22,130 Um, I... I didn't call you. 414 02:25:26,030 --> 02:25:27,030 You? 415 02:25:28,670 --> 02:25:31,550 I'm Haydeuce. I'm a friend of your daughter's. 416 02:25:31,810 --> 02:25:37,030 Um, I found her wandering around a couple of days ago, and... 417 02:25:38,670 --> 02:25:41,490 Chelsea, do you want to tell her kind of how this went down? 418 02:25:43,130 --> 02:25:50,070 I mean, the plan was for him to pull up to the window and shine the lights 419 02:25:50,070 --> 02:25:56,110 in bright, and he would sneak in, you know, as we were distracting you. You 420 02:25:56,110 --> 02:26:01,510 always listen to JC more than me, and I didn't think 421 02:26:01,510 --> 02:26:04,570 you'd forgive me. 422 02:26:07,950 --> 02:26:10,990 The question is, do you forgive me? 423 02:26:11,870 --> 02:26:12,870 Yeah. 424 02:26:13,270 --> 02:26:14,310 I love you. 425 02:26:15,690 --> 02:26:16,930 I love you, too. 426 02:26:22,010 --> 02:26:28,070 Well, I guess our work's done here, Joey. You want to get the hell out of 427 02:26:39,440 --> 02:26:40,900 works in mysterious ways. 28583

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