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How long for lighting?

Um, started running power, so 15 minutes.

Okay, 15, copy.

Go for Dean.

How is that possible?

They've been here for two hours. How did they eat all the extras crafty?

Vulture.

Okay, go talk to Joyce.

No.

Do not bother her go talk to the caterer. I'm dealing with seven other

right now

Anyone have eyes on Mac?

The director.

Copy.

I don't understand the hay. The hay confuses me.

And then we've got these towns that are, like, from all over the, like, I guess

Santa Teresa's final, but I think that's... And then why do we have a

Portugal? Because that confuses me.

Lisbon? Yeah.

Lisbon's in Northern California.

These are all California towns. Is that true?

Absolutely.

Like... Okay, look.

Get me the chickens. I want to come back. I'll take a look at it when I get

chickens. And I don't know. I don't love Lisbon. I'm going up to base camp.

Nah.

Hey, Jacob. Can you hear me?

Yep.

Cool.

How's New York?

Oh, weather's great. Just really busy. Got another session with 32 Blondes

coming up.

So, I listened to her songs.

She's great. Just seems a little unpolished to me.

Look, she's great, okay? Wait until you hear her live. Her voice is insane.

How soon do you need the music video by?

What's the budget?

Oh, I don't know.

15? I mean, I got it. Let's just, let's worry about that later, okay?

Look, it doesn't have to be anything fancy. Just get some talented people

together and come up with something cool.

I'm sure Olivia already has, like, storyboards and shit for this. You

told her yet?

I've had my eyes on this director.

I will start making some calls.

You know, I did some sex scenes.

Back when I was trying to be an actor.

They were fun.

I just hate sex scenes.

They're like a pain in my ass, literally.

A bigger pain in your ass than me.

Well, you're just one person.

When we do a sex scene, there's like 20 people on my ass, literally.

Are you on network?

Oh, God, no, no.

I produced Mission Orange.

Honey, come on. She just got bumped up to showrunner.

Oh, that's really cool.

Yeah, it's cool.

But you're a producer too, right?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Blowing a little symphony on your balls. Right?

So it was my junior year of film school at USC.

Yeah. And because Abigail is so much smarter than me,

She was taking creative writing courses just for the fun of it.

Yep, I was also taking screenwriting. It just made sense.

And her writing professor was this really hot blonde named Amber.

Dr. Hernandez, who he was also fucking.

My book had just come out, okay?

So anyway, Dr. Hernandez invites Parker to come do a lecture in our class.

And he was a surly dick for 45 minutes.

And then he hits on me immediately after.

She asks really good questions. What can I say?

So he asked me out.

I said yes, but basically just so I could make fun of him.

And then she fell in love.

Aw. That's like two and a half hours on PC. It's not that bad.

Considering it's not usually that busy, it's really good.

Oh, what's it called again? I'm going to write it down.

Gaviota. Ooh, Gaviota Beach. My favorite.

How'd you get out?

I... I... Oh, that's Phoebe.

She lives under the stairs.

Stop.

She's our... Girl... Girlfriend?

Partner. She's our partner.

What? Really cool.

So you guys are...

Polyamorous would be the best way to describe it.

Well, we've been, I mean, I guess we've been open since the beginning of our

relationship.

We don't really do the romantic thing with other people, but we definitely

to play.

Well,

to be honest, it's been a while since either one of us has played.

But you're not opposed to it?

Not at all.

It was really nice meeting you both.

Yeah.

We should definitely do this again.

You coming to set tomorrow?

I never knew I was such a masochist until I wrote a movie.

And on that note, good night.

Bye. Great meeting you. Nice to meet you.

Bye. Bye.

Have a good night.

You too.

See you tomorrow?

I should have dressed sexier.

What are you talking about, babe? You look gorgeous.

Did you know they were open?

I suspected.

Yeah.

Well, then I should have dressed sexier.

Look, I think Parker was just tired.

I mean, this movie's taken a lot out of him.

Abigail didn't seem tired.

No, Abigail did not seem tired.

Are you tired?

Not that tired.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Ha ha ha.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what to do.

You know.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Hmm.

I'm like flat on your stomach.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Amen.

Thank you.