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Episode 27 Zhu Family Village Part One

May Buddha save all sentient beings from misery and hardship

One sound

and you're a dead man

Mercy, bold fellow

Tell

Where is Monk Ruhai?

Monk Ruhai…

Monk Ruhai is still sleeping

Who sent you here?

Monk Ruhai told me

every night when I saw the incense stand, that was the signal

I shall beat on the wooden fish and chant

then he would come

May Buddha save all sentient beings from misery and hardship

Must you make such a racket?

You bald rascal

It's you

Bold fellow

Mercy

Spare me

Take off your clothes

Do it

Yes

It was…

It was the trollop, she seduced me

and misled my heart

Bold fellow

Spare my life

Bald rascal, you and the slut

hurt our brotherhood

Spare me

Brother

Where are you going, brother?

I'm not your brother

I'm going home

Don't get in the way

Brother

You'd better not go home

Let go

Brother

What are you doing?

I am here waiting for you

What do you want exactly?

I killed someone last night

I don't care if you kill someone

The body's right outside your rear gate

Who was killed?

Last night

when I heard a mendicant monk chanting

I saw the bald rascal

at your rear gate again

So I killed him for you

What proof do you have?

Here are the clothes I stripped the rascal of

You can ask the woman yourself

You killed a man in front of my house

Why would I ask anyone?

I did it for you

I can't bear

to see you being so chivalrous

but having a wanton for a wife

I have…

You've killed her?

I sent her to Jade Screen Mountain

You can ask her yourself

I knew it was you…

It was you…

Brother

Just ask

If that was not the case

you can take me to the authorities

and I'll die without complaining

Do you recognize these?

You killed Brother Ruhai?

Last night

I heard a weird call to prayer

So I sent the bald rascal to hell

under your incense stand

Darn you

You killed Brother Ruhai

Tell me if it's true

What if it is?

If that's true

I'll cut you slut to pieces

Kill me

and you can keep your friend company

and sleep with your sword

My wife

If you say it didn't happen

I'll kill him

Brother

How could you

abandon our brotherhood

for such a wanton woman?

That's not heroic at all

I blame myself for being blind

My wife

Tell me

Did it happen between you and Monk Ruhai?

My poor Brother Ruhai

Ask her who she is crying for

Did it actually happen?

Brother Ruhai is dead

I don't want to live anymore

Kill me

Don't talk nonsense

I've been married to you for two years

but I haven't had as much fun as two nights with Brother Ruhai

Well done, brother

We both killed

Where can we find refuge

since we can't go home?

Brother

I told you

They are recruiting bold fellows at the Marsh of Mount Liang

Don't we have somewhere to stay?

I think you said you had a sponsor

Let's go to Mount Liang together

and join Song Jiang

in enforcing justice on behalf of Heaven

All right

Let's go now

without delay

Wait

So you kill people in broad daylight

and then go off to join the band in Mount Liang

I've been listening for a long time

Kill him

Wait, brother

He's the one who witnessed adultery in the act

What do you want?

I'll report you to the authorities

unless you take me to Mount Liang with you

My brother is known for his martial arts

and he's an outstanding fellow wherever he goes

What about you?

All you can do is steal chickens and swipe dogs

And yet you want to go to Mount Liang, too?

It is said that bold fellows in Mount Liang all has unique skills

My ability to climb walls is also a unique skill

If it had not been for the day when I caught the bald rascal

With that lecherous wench

how could we be going together to Mount Liang today?

We've been too busy talking

Here is an inn

Let's stay here for the night

Okay

Do you need accommodation, guests?

Waiter

We're hungry

Get us some wine and meat

We're out of meat

There are rice and flour on the stove

Cook for yourselves

Nice blade

Why do you keep such weapons in your inn?

I believe you are all men of the martial world

How could you not know my master?

Who is your master?

Zhu Long, Zhu Hu, and Zhu Biao, the three brothers

Known as the Three Zhu Warriors

Living up there on Lone Dragon Cliff

All the land within a 15-kilometer radius here

belongs to the Zhu Family

The village has five or six thousand families

Every house has weapons

Multitudes respond to a single call

How weird would it be

if you hadn't heard of it

How can we eat

without meat?

Brother

I've got meat here

You villain

Still as light-fingered as ever

If you say so

don't eat it then

So good

Brother. Eat

Brother does not eat stolen food

Here you are

So good

You don't know

Stolen food

tastes better than bought ones

You stole our crowing rooster

Waiter

Why do you frame a good man?

There are no other guests here

You stole the rooster obviously

To catch a thief, you have to get the stolen goods

When did you see me steal your rooster?

You didn't catch me

Then where is my rooster?

Eaten by a wildcat

Dragged off by a weasel

Pounced on by a hawk

Who knows?

Aren't these chicken bones?

All chicken bones are the same

How do you know it's yours?

We brought the chicken ourselves

Just a rooster

It's not worth much

We'll pay for it

Don't argue

It heralds the dawn

Our inn can't do without it

It won't do no matter how much you pay me

Give me back our rooster

You badass

What if we don't pay you?

You'd better see where this is

Don't expect to gain extra advantage here

Our inn is different

We will catch and report you to the authorities

for being bandits from Mount Liang

With the best of intentions, we were going to give you some money

But you will catch us

How do you know we are from Mount Liang?

Suppose we were?

Do you think you could capture us?

Thieves

Thieves

Thieves

Still yelling

Yell again

Bandits from Mount Liang

Bandits from Mount Liang

Get out of here, brother

Let's go

Quickly

Come on

Oh, no. There's an intercept

This way

Why are we back here again?

Look, brother

Let's go, brother

Over there

Break through

Brothers

This way

It's clear this way

Let's go this way

Okay

Hurry up

Oh, no

Watch out, brother

Save me, brothers

Brother

Save me, brothers

Brother

Hu Sanniang from Hu Family Village is here

Our Hu family is small and weak

and we have to rely on the power of Zhu family

Sometimes you got to take the heat

If you agree to this marriage

we will be their family afterwards

Brother

Why aren't you looking out for me?

Although Zhu Biao is kind of a bully

he is a bold fellow

Sister

You're just in time

I caught a bandit from Mount Liang alive

I'd like to see

where the bandit from Mount Liang is

I'm the bold fellow from Mount Liang

Throughout the night

you've just got

a petty thief like that

He doesn't look like it to me

Don't underestimate me

Every bold fellow in Mount Liang

is my brother

If you touch me

my brother will come and tear your village apart

Do you know who my brother is?

It'll scare the hell out of you

It's Song Jiang

If Song Jiang comes

I'll take him alive

and send him to the government

Now I'll kill you first

What's the point of killing him?

Catching Song Jiang

is what it takes to be a gallant man

Do you mean what you say?

What if I capture Song Jiang alive?

If you capture Song Jiang

I'll be yours

Good

Deal

What if I take Song Jiang myself?

If so

our Zhu Family Village is at your disposal

Good

Deal

Take him to the back

and put him in the cage

Yes, sir

Heavenly King Chao

Why did you tie me up?

We're here to join you

How dare you pretend to be fellows from Mount Liang

and steal chicken?

You ruined our reputation

After the open fight with Wang Lun

we have recruited brothers one after another

and everyone is aboveboard and righteous

No one has ever lost their nerve

down the mountain

Brother, calm down

As far as I know

Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu are both extraordinary fellows

and are eager to join us in the righteous cause

They didn't ruin Mount Liang's reputation

It's because Zhu Family Village caught Shi Qian

and is deliberately going against our Mount Liang fellows

I think we need to save Shi Qian right now

Tell you what

It's said that Shi Qian is as light as a swallow

He can climb walls

get on the beams

and fly from roof to roof

He is known as Flea on a Drum

A rare talent indeed

A man who steals

is not worth the trouble

Don't be mad, brother

In my humble opinion

every brave man who comes to Mount Liang

shall be regarded as our own brother

From dignitaries

to people from all walks of life

as long as they have a skill

and are of use to Mount Liang

we should take them all in

The more, the better

Since I came up here

I have seen the brothers with nothing to do

although they are all eager to make contributions

Over time

morale is bound to be lost

A siege on Zhu Family Village

will give our brothers a chance to test their skills

and show the power of Mount Liang

What do you think, Counselor?

Brother Song has a point

Attacking Zhu Family Village

is a chance for our brothers to display their skills on one hand

and on the other, can supplement provisions for Mount Liang

Zhu Family Village colludes with the government

acts as a local tyrant

and are against Mount Liang

We must attack them

Besides, Zhu Family Village is rich in money and grain

We must take them

in case Mount Liang runs out of resources

It's just…

Just what?

Zhu Family Village enjoys numerical superiority

and the terrain is treacherous

It's impregnable

In that case

I'll personally lead the troops down the mountain

You’re the highest chief here

Why sally forth on minor matters?

Let me take men and horses with me

and take down Zhu Family Village for you

Brother

Rest assured

I'm not coming back

without taking Zhu Family Village

I, Hua Rong, am at your beck and call

to conquest down the mountain

I'll take the lead

I'll go down and wipe out Zhu Family Village

-I'm going, too -Me too

Brother, my axes haven't been swung for a long time

My hands are itchy

Brother

I'll wait for you here

It's just a small village

You don't need to come yourself

I'll take a few hundred men and cut them down

We, Yang Xiong, Shi Xiu, pay our respects to you, Brother Song

Brothers, you've suffered

We dragged you into this trouble

Please forgive us

Don't talk about trouble

Since you come to join us at Mount Liang

the cause of one is the cause of all

You see all the heroes here

They will surely back you up

save Shi Qian

and take down Zhu Family Village

I ask you to return to the mountain

I'll go and save Shi Qian myself

Just the two of you?

You'll die for nothing

I'll try my best to save him

If I fail, I'll die with no regrets

You don't have to go through all that trouble

If something goes wrong

we can't afford it

In that case

I believe you two know the way

Why don't you go in as idlers

and figure out the routes first?

Then we'll move in

Firewood for sale

The roads here are so crooked

that we can not find the way we came the day before

It was already dark the day before

and we just ran around

without paying attention to the route

What are we supposed to do?

Whether the road is wide or narrow

we will only take the main road

Meet me

when you hear the ring

All right

Firewood for sale

Firewood

Firewood for sale

Grandpa

May I ask you about a local custom?

Why are there weapons at every door?

Where are you from?

Why do you ask about that?

I'm a date seller from Shandong

I've lost my capital and can't go home

So I sell firewood for a living now

I'm not familiar with your local ways

Leave the firewood to me

Go and hide somewhere else

What…

You'd be dead if you don't go quickly

Thank you, grandpa

I've been thirsty all the way

I'd like to buy a bowl of wine

Fine

Go quickly after you finish it

Why are you wearing the waistcoat with the character "Zhu" on it?

Are you a soldier at your age?

I'm not one of the Zhus

I just can't afford to provoke the Zhus

They do whatever they want to

They have offended Mount Liang

and we outsiders are suffering, too

Grandpa

How many people do they have in Zhu Family Village?

How can they beat the Mount Liang fellows?

Nearly twenty thousand in Zhu Family Village alone

And they can count on help from the villages to the east and west

There is Li Family Village in the east

ruled by Master Li, called Heaven Soaring Eagle

And there's Hu Family Village in the west

Squire Hu, the ruler, has a daughter, Hu Sanniang

called Ten Feet of Steel

She is such a terror with weapons

that several men couldn't get close

I heard the Mount Liang fellows all have exceptional abilities

and are fierce and heroic fighters

Tell you what

The paths to Zhu Family Village are too complicated

Strangers can't get out

once they get in

I didn't know the way when I first got here

How can the fellows of Mount Liang get out?

Save me, grandpa

I'll give you all the money

I got here by accident

after losing my money on the business

How am I supposed to get away

if I run into a battle?

Please show me the way out, grandpa

Thank you for saving my life

To get out of here

don't look at whether the roads are narrow or broad

but turn once you reach a white poplar and you're safe

Any other path leads to a dead end

which is strewn

with hidden bamboo spikes

and iron prongs

If you step on them

your life is in jeopardy

Thank you for saving my life, grandpa

Someday I'll repay you well

Here is a spy from Mount Liang

Every house should be on the alert

Tonight, we're going to capture Song Jiang alive

Wait for the red lanterns as a signal

Why must you wait for a report, brother?

Just fight it out

We came down with you

hoping to win a fight

But you just hesitate

and wait here for a report

Stop talking nonsense

Today is your day to shine

and you're so indecisive

How are you going to get the brothers to serve you in the future?

Reporting

I heard shouts from the entrance of the village

that a spy of Mount Liang was caught

I dare not go further in

seeing the paths so complicated

Give out my order

Press forward to Zhu Family Village

Lord Zhu, you frigging crook

Your master Black Whirlwind is here

If you don't come out

I'll go in and cut you down

No, don't

Oh, no

Brother

Something is wrong

Are we in an ambush?

It was my fault for being impatient

Order the three contingents to retreat at once

We've come this far

You mustn't retreat

Follow me and fight our way in, brothers

Li Kui

Fire

Fall back

Take the main roads

Keep up

This way

This way

Go

Get out of here

You Zhus are all cowards

Come out

and fight me like true men

Come out

Quiet

All of you

Back to back

Watch out for ambushes and traps

Keep up

Charge

What figging tricks are you playing now?

Come out

Show yourselves

You cowards

Why are you hiding?

Go

Get out of here

What the hell is this?

Stand still where you are

Brother, don't panic

Shi Xiu, you are here

Look, brother

Zhu Family Village signals with red lanterns

Hua Rong, shoot the lantern

Brother

Take any path which starts at a white poplar

whether narrow or broad

All right

You lead the way, brother

Follow me, everyone

Drag your feet

Go

Brother Chao

If I had known Zhu Family Village was such a dangerous place

I should not have let Song Jiang go there

I really can't rest easy

for fear of something going wrong

It's said the Zhu brothers

are ferocious fighters

and very cunning

like wolves

Zhu Family Village must be taken

But not by force

Counselor

Instructor Lin

You two, go quickly down the mountain

to help Song Jiang back

Yes, sir

Hurry up

Big Brother, Second Brother

Big Brother, Second Brother

The so-called gallant fellows from Mount Liang

are but a bunch of bandits

I knocked them out of the way

with no effort

Sister, what do you think?

What are you bragging about

before confronting with them?

I'd like to take them on

but they've fled back to Mount Liang

and I can't fight them

What else do you have to say?

Why don't we

pick a date

in front of your brother and mine?

You told me to wait

until Song Jiang was captured alive

Sister

You're out of your depth

There's no place for your family

without us

You keep pushing and dragging like this

Are you looking down on me?

A true man should keep his word

Look

The bandits from Mount Liang have been beaten away

Why don't you…

Reporting

My lord

Song Jiang didn't go

They camped 10 kilometers outside the village

Perfect

Watch me bring Song Jiang's head personally

Brother

Chief Chao has sent Counselor Wu and Lin Chong with 500 soldiers

to escort you back to the mountain

No

I made a pledge as I came down the mountain

that I would not go back without taking down Zhu Family Village

Good point

How could we live this down

without taking down Zhu's Village?

If you're going back

I'll go and take them alone

Brother Song

Brother

Have a seat, please

Lone Dragon Cliff

Who's going to get him?

I, Qin Ming, am going

Why do you keep provoking him?

In case…

I just can't stand his domineering manner

Good

Well done, Qin Ming

Fall back, Zhu Biao

Watch me

What are you doing, Wang Ying?

General Qin

Take a break

I'll catch the lady alive

I, Wang Ying, have killed countless people all my life

but I've never killed a woman

I can't bear to kill a woman

as beautiful as you are

Watch my spear

Nice thrust, my lady

I'm not willing to kill you

How can you bear to kill me?

What a smooth-talking bandit

Watch my sword

Show mercy, my lady

so I can make you my wife

up the mountain

Get down

Rescue Wang Ying quickly

Song Jiang

Stop

Come back, Sis

Stop

Don't panic, Brother Song

I, Lin Chong, is here to help

The woman there, where do you think you are going?

Cut the crap

Watch my sword

Catch her