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The police have no trace of the boy who disappeared–

–from Bjorkakrabadets campsite last Thursday.

Missing People has launched a search operation.

Police are hopeful of finding the boy alive and are appealing for tips.

If you know anything, contact the police on 11414.

Then abroad and to the USA. There is...

–I have to go pee, damn it. –Hurry up! We're in a hurry.

You don't even have to turn off the car.

Five seconds.

–Let me go! –You're not going anywhere.

You're hurting me.

Dear passengers, please do not leave your luggage unattended. All abandoned...

Hi, you've reached Laila. I can't answer right now...

She doesn't answer? Why does your sister have a phone if she never answers?

Please.

–Abbe, did you have Io's number? –She changes numbers all the time.

Oh my God.

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb!

Yep, closer. Closer.

Increase it a little. Come here, go ahead. Come on, come on.

Hello!

–Oh, hello. –Congratulations!

Thanks. But my birthday isn't until tomorrow.

Play a role. We will celebrate you back and forth to Finland.

–What a great idea this was. –Hi.

–Good. –Well.

Albin, there you have your cousin.

You know how it is. The subway, a lot of people.

I don't even understand where everyone is coming from.

Wow, Lo. How big you've become! I barely recognized you.

Hello.

–Lucky you didn't miss the boat. –Yes, really lucky.

There's Nadja. I remember when you and Lo learned the whole choreography.

–I know why you like her. –I just like the music.

I know what you think about when you're thirteen, right?

It is now time for boarding for...

–Oh, it's time! –Mom, do you need help with something?

Albin!

It is not permitted to stay in the garage.

Keep the car's parking brake engaged and follow the staff's instructions.

Come on.

Here.

Welcome aboard Baltic Charisma! How are you?

Albin, stand next to me and I'll take a picture of you. Come on.

–Ship ahoy, sailor! –Stand close there. You too, Lo.

–But preferably... –Oh, what a sourpuss.

–Okay, now smile. –Smile for the camera!

Nice. And then one where you look tough. Rock hard.

–Are you ready for some naval combat? –Nice. Thank you, thank you.

Come on, let's go now. Mom is waiting. Take your bag.

–Jingle Bell! –Hello, hello.

Welcome to Baltic Charisma!

–Hello. –Hi, hello!

And.

–Come on. –Shh!

Yes.

What the hell?

Fuck! Fuck!

Here. Yeah... Shit.

Fuck, you can get out of here now.

Damn too!

Now you can get out of here. Go now.

It's up to the left. But get out of here now!

–I'm on my way. Hello. –Hello, wait. Are you okay?

Yes, she's okay. Okay?

–That looks bad. –Yes, the sinuses.

Mm. Yes, thank you. I know all about your sinuses.

Let me help you.

–Hello. –Hello.

Excuse me, I just need to check something.

–Serve. –Hello.

There you are, Calle.

Your favorite fool is back. Which one of them will wear the wedding dress?

Are you jealous?

Pia, you can take the newcomer. What was your name?

–Bosse. –Bosse, that's it. Yes.

You're good at babysitting.

Of course.

Hello. My name is Pia. Welcome to Charisma.

There you go. Well, what are you waiting for? Go out and hunt drunken pigs.

–You need one like this. –Thank you.

–What was that about a wedding dress? –We're going to help with a proposal.

Hello? Hello, hello, hello.

Dear passengers, this is Dan Appelgren!

Thank you.

I hope to see as many of you as possible at Star Live Karaoke tonight.

We have everything from old favorites to the latest hits...

I imagine there was a spa. Did you bring a swimsuit?

–No, I don't think I want to swim. –Dan: special prices at the bar.

How about a piña colada for just seven euros?

DUN

Albin! Come on!

It's probably going to be a pretty quiet evening. It's about 50–50.

50–50?

If there are more men, there will always be fights.

If they can't lie down, they must have something else to do.

Yes, exactly. I almost forgot.

Don't miss the chance to buy my new T-shirt. Ta-rata-ta-ta!

And signed copies of my greatest hits album.

What greatest hits? There can't be many songs on that album!

Call the guards, please.

Hello. Remove them. They are acting threateningly and rudely towards the guests.

Throw them in the bin.

It's not criminal not to be a Dan Appelgren fan.

Okay, you've had your little fun. There you go.

What a fucking mess.

–Where are we going? –Finland.

–To begin with. –I want to go home.

It's not possible.

–I promise to take care of myself. –You promised that before too.

–And then it went like this. –I promise not to run away.

Please.

Certainly.

I need to get something to eat. I'll be back soon.

Fuck the camera. Come on!

Listen, girls. If you want to drink, do it in the cabin.

–Oh my God. –Or wait until the bar is open.

–Are you new, or? –Yes. That's right.

–Then we'll probably see each other. –Madde. Take it easy tonight.

I don't want a repeat of last time.

–Neither do we. –Boss.

Sometimes it's like working in a kindergarten.

Eat now so you can handle the sea of ​​balls later.

–Here's your badge. –Thank you.

Don't eat potatoes and rice and stuff like that. It's just a full stomach.

–Careful. –Yes.

I think they're at the buffet, but we'll have to hurry.

–Did you take the champagne? –Yes, it should be in.

–Calle! –Oh, hello!

–So nice to see you! –God, it's been a long time.

–So long. –Hello.

–Hello! –How are you?

Vince, this is Pia. She's the one who fixed the suite.

Thank you so much, Pia!

–Sorry it was such short notice. –No problem, I'm happy to help.

It was all Vincent's idea.

You can't visit Sweden without experiencing a Finland ferry.

This is Bosse. Calle used to work as a guard here.

–Hello. It's my first day. –Is it?

You're in good hands. The best, in fact.

You can probably tell me a thing or two about Calle.

–No. –It's probably best that I keep quiet.

If it's your first time, you should see the bridge. Do you want to?

–Yes. I'd love to, that would be great fun. –Okay.

–I'll pick you up after you've eaten. –Perfect.

Off you go now. Bon appetit. Don't eat the shrimp.

–Wow. –Mmm...

Straight from an old cow penis. Is it good with bodily fluids?

You should also have some dessert. Guys like to have something to eat, you know.

Excuse?

I know it's OK to be vegan, as long as she doesn't have an eating disorder.

I love opinions about what I eat...

But you can't get all the nutrients, right?

–There are dietary supplements. –It's not natural.

–Not at your age, when you grow. –Of course?

Are we going to live in caves then?

We also don't eat meat as often anymore.

It's just a berry for food.

–Hello, Nadja's show is starting soon. –Hurry up!

Back in the cabin at eleven. I'll check on you later.

I've swished if you want to bypass the duty free.

–Don't lose each other. –No.

GIRLS AND HAPPY LAUGHTER

–Knock, knock. –Hi, Dan.

–Hello. Do you have time? –Sure. Can you unzip it?

Excuse.

Tack.

I have an idea that I wanted to tell you about.

I've been working on a new song.

No Eurovision shit, this one is personal.

It's deep. It's about wanting something–

–which is always just out of reach.

And then it hit me...

It should be a duet.

It's a sad love story.

–I thought you and I... –Let me hear it, then.

–Now? –Isn't that what the guitar is for?

Yes.

Yes, you're right. Sure.

I'm asking this.

This was my dad's. It's the only thing I have left.

–How nice. –He's dead and all.

–Do you think Calle suspected something? –No, I don't think so.

Good. So.

–But how did his boyfriend get hold of you? –Vincent?

He found me on Facebook a few days ago. Here, spread them on the bed.

–Are you married? –Divorced.

Barn?

I have a daughter. She's about your age.

You must have had children very early.

–Or at my age. –Mm.

It must be hard to have a family when you're away for two weeks in the bush.

Mm, that's enough.

–Has it been a long time since you met Calle? –Too long ago.

Yes... But you know how it is with work colleagues who quit and so on.

Mm.

Or this is actually my first job.

–So... –Exactly.

Yes... TOY PIPER

END.

So. Now we're done.

We walk against the wind

Tears burning on our skin

We go our separate ways

And a melody in minor plays

But you and I shall meet again

Stop!

I love it. Yes, sad but hopeful, like you said.

But it is so personal.

Your fans probably wouldn't like me intruding on something that's...

so unique to you, if you get it?

Yes.

Yes, you're right. It's personal and...

Well then. But...

–See you later. –Absolutely.

–See you. Good luck tonight. –Thank you.

Tack.

Watch out, for fuck's sake!

Let others pass by.

You are strong, you are brave, you can do this.

You are strong, you are brave... you can do this.

DOOR OPENS

–It's the ladies'. –I thought you needed this.

–No, thank you. –It will help you remove the stain.

White wine is the best for removing redness.

Yeah. Exactly...

Well, you see.

Tack!

I apologize for spilling your wine. Here you go.

Okay, you're starting to get ready out there. Lovely, lovely. Don't forget...

–Shall we? –A beer? Okay.

A beer, please.

Uh... My name is Göran.

Marianne.

Run, run, run, run, run, run!

–Now is the time. –What are you doing?

–Time for what then? –You'll see.

–Ta-da! –Do you like the beard?

Wow, how disgusting!

–No, you've got to be kidding! –No, drink.

–Is everything okay? –Yes, what then?

Oh, no.

–We can't miss Nadja. –My best artist...

But... don't you like her anymore?

–Okay, let's go. –Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen!

A round of applause for Nadja!

I change, change, change my body

Go, go, go, I ride it...

Look who I found down in the buffet.

Calle! I heard we had a nice visit.

Captain, good to see you. This is Vince...

–This is Vince. –Captain Berggren. –Welcome aboard.

–Thank you. I hope we're not disturbing. –No, not at all.

We're on autopilot most of the time, honestly.

–Can I look around? –You're welcome.

–So you live in London now? –Yes. We just got an apartment.

–You work as a gardener? –Well, I'm a landscape architect.

–A little more fancy. –Yes.

You, I think there's someone behind here who wants your attention.

Yeah?

Callie, I...

We didn't plan this, but...

–We have each other, that's enough. –Yes.

We'll do it, here and now. I have all the papers.

–The captain can marry us. –Vince...

Vince, stand up.

Calle, you...

Can't you say something?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Vince.

Slow, slow, leave my body

Go, go, love when I'm in cruise control

They don't like it when we tell them we're a different kind

We're beyond our body while they're living in their mind

–No! That's crazy. –Do you understand what fucking freaks?

–I'm going to go and take a nap now. –Do it, baby.

Then you'll be refreshed tomorrow when you get home.

–If I can just find the cabbie. –So, how drunk are you on a scale?

–What then, I'm not drunk at all. –No, of course.

–Baby, I miss you. –I miss you, a lot.

I'm going to watch TV and go to bed.

You can't watch the last episode without me now, okay?

–Kiss. ​​–Kiss, kiss!

Help...

Help me!

Hello?

She will come soon.

What the hell?

–Who did this to you? –My mother.

You're a pig.

Stay here, okay?

–Hello? –You have arrived at the reception...

Hello? GROWLING

What the hell are you doing? Let me go!

Let me go.

Let go, I said!

What the hell are you doing?

The guy?

You need to wake up.

Hello? Kid, you need to wake up.

You need to wake up.

I'm lucky if I'll see another day

Heart is turning cold, spread into the soul

Minutes sell like gold, oh...

This path takes you to the big stage.

–How crazy that Nadja is playing here. –Yes.

It's actually nice to have a real star on board.

Dan, shouldn't you also be on your little stage?

It's great that Miss Ur came.

–Sorry, I think you dropped something. –Oh...

–That's not mine. –No, of course it's not yours.

But we'll probably arrange a piss test, just for show.

I'll make sure the captain arranges it immediately.

Do it.

Oops... Oh my. But oh my.

–Here you go. –Thank you.

–Are you okay? –Yes... Oh, oh, oh.

I'll help you to your cabin. Had too much to drink?

Yes, maybe.

Come on.

You need to eat.

Go, go, love when I'm in cruise control

–Is something wrong? –We need to talk about Mårten.

–What's wrong with Dad? –He promised not to drink.

Otherwise we wouldn't have come.

He's not the only one drinking here.

No, but Mårten is an alcoholic. Sorry, but he is.

No one dares to say it outright. They're such fucking cowards.

He doesn't have it easy, with work and mom.

No. Poor Mårten because Sara has MS.

–You know nothing. –Don't I?

I have a little headache. I need to go to bed.

But Albin... Albin, wait.

Gently...

Coming soon.

Walter?

But this is not my cabin.