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Welcome to today's show.

Welcome to today's show.
>> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW

>> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW

>> My name is Don Sh. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on,

FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on,

FOR YOU TONIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, later on,
I'm going to be joined by civil rights

I'm going to be joined by civil rights

I'm going to be joined by civil rights
attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be

attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be

attorney Cherylyn Eiffel is going to be
joining us.

>> I'm excited to tell you we're going to

>> I'm excited to tell you we're going to
break down all the Met Gala looks

>> and if time permits, the erosion of

>> and if time permits, the erosion of
voting rights in America. All right.

voting rights in America. All right.

voting rights in America. All right.
Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight,

Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight,

Uh as I'm not at the Met Gala tonight,
wasn't invited.

My invite was rescended

My invite was rescended
in like 1997,

but I didn't this year. Apparently, my

but I didn't this year. Apparently, my
body is quote

body is quote

body is quote
not compatible.

As you get older, your body changes.

As you get older, your body changes.
You know what I don't uh look good in

You know what I don't uh look good in

You know what I don't uh look good in
anymore is um pictures. I think

anymore is um pictures. I think

anymore is um pictures. I think
point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen,

point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen,

point is this. Uh ladies and gentlemen,
obviously the big news continues to be

obviously the big news continues to be

obviously the big news continues to be
our situationship with Iran. Is it a

our situationship with Iran. Is it a

our situationship with Iran. Is it a
war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends

war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends

war? Is it a ceasefire? Are we friends
with bombits? I don't know.

with bombits? I don't know.

with bombits? I don't know.
Because, as you know, Friday marked the

Because, as you know, Friday marked the

Because, as you know, Friday marked the
expiration of the 60-day free trial

expiration of the 60-day free trial

expiration of the 60-day free trial
period presidents get to do wars. After

period presidents get to do wars. After

period presidents get to do wars. After
60 days, the president must ask

60 days, the president must ask

60 days, the president must ask
Congress, who then decides, are we

Congress, who then decides, are we

Congress, who then decides, are we
subscribing

or

or
are we just going to use Israel's

are we just going to use Israel's

are we just going to use Israel's
password?

SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, it's going to be

SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, it's going to be
big news when Trump asks for official

big news when Trump asks for official

big news when Trump asks for official
permission.

permission.

permission.
>> Trump signaling he will not seek

>> Trump signaling he will not seek

>> Trump signaling he will not seek
official permission from Congress to

official permission from Congress to

official permission from Congress to
extend the war with Iran.

extend the war with Iran.

extend the war with Iran.
>> What?

He's not going to seek official

He's not going to seek official
permission.

permission.

permission.
I was kind of under the impression THAT

I was kind of under the impression THAT

I was kind of under the impression THAT
THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE,

THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE,

THAT'S NOT HIS CHOICE,
that it would be, I don't know, illegal.

that it would be, I don't know, illegal.

that it would be, I don't know, illegal.
Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't

Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't

Then I remember Donald Trump doesn't
give a

give a

give a
about legality or any accountability

about legality or any accountability

about legality or any accountability
that may occur from said illegality.

that may occur from said illegality.

that may occur from said illegality.
So much so that he felt confident

So much so that he felt confident

So much so that he felt confident
confessing to said illegality in a

confessing to said illegality in a

confessing to said illegality in a
speech in Florida on the day he was

speech in Florida on the day he was

speech in Florida on the day he was
supposed to attain congressional

supposed to attain congressional

supposed to attain congressional
approval. What they call a military

approval. What they call a military

approval. What they call a military
operation. You know, they don't like the

operation. You know, they don't like the

operation. You know, they don't like the
word war and they call it a military

word war and they call it a military

word war and they call it a military
operation because that way you don't

operation because that way you don't

operation because that way you don't
have a war, you don't have legal

have a war, you don't have legal

have a war, you don't have legal
problems.

You almost you you almost have to admire

You almost you you almost have to admire
the brazeness of a president just

the brazeness of a president just

the brazeness of a president just
casually explaining just the thing how

casually explaining just the thing how

casually explaining just the thing how
to get around our pesky uh uh laws.

to get around our pesky uh uh laws.

to get around our pesky uh uh laws.
Just not a care in the world. It's like

Just not a care in the world. It's like

Just not a care in the world. It's like
GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH.

GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH.

GOING UP TO A MCDONALD'S CASHIER. YEAH.
I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh

I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh

I'm going to get a cup of water. Uh
well, I say water. I It's because I

well, I say water. I It's because I

well, I say water. I It's because I
don't like to use the word soda.

don't like to use the word soda.

don't like to use the word soda.
If I say water, I get it for free. But

If I say water, I get it for free. But

If I say water, I get it for free. But
to be clear, I will be drinking soda.

to be clear, I will be drinking soda.

to be clear, I will be drinking soda.
But my plan is to use the word water to

But my plan is to use the word water to

But my plan is to use the word water to
avoid any uh what you call payment

avoid any uh what you call payment

avoid any uh what you call payment
problems.

Of course, Trump's plan only works if he

Of course, Trump's plan only works if he
has the discipline to maintain his

has the discipline to maintain his

has the discipline to maintain his
assertion that we are in fact

assertion that we are in fact

assertion that we are in fact
not in a war. You know, we're in a war.

SAME DAY, SAME PODIUM.

SAME DAY, SAME PODIUM.
Here's how I get around being a war.

Here's how I get around being a war.

Here's how I get around being a war.
We're in a war. He's just sitting there.

We're in a war. He's just sitting there.

We're in a war. He's just sitting there.
He It's like he's just looking the

He It's like he's just looking the

He It's like he's just looking the
CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP

CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP

CASHIER IN THE EYE, FILLING UP HIS CUP
WITH SODA.

I'm just going to get a little Mountain

I'm just going to get a little Mountain
Dew, little Pepsi,

Dew, little Pepsi,

Dew, little Pepsi,
little I don't know what the root beer

little I don't know what the root beer

little I don't know what the root beer
one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE

one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE

one is. LITTLE MOUNTAIN DEW, LITTLE
PEPSI, LITTLE BARKS,

little high sea. I'M GOING AROUND THEING

little high sea. I'M GOING AROUND THEING
WORLD.

WORLD.

WORLD.
And by the way, it's all purposeful.

And by the way, it's all purposeful.

And by the way, it's all purposeful.
These are not mistakes. These are the

These are not mistakes. These are the

These are not mistakes. These are the
mockinations of genius. He'll tell you

mockinations of genius. He'll tell you

mockinations of genius. He'll tell you
himself as he did this weekend.

himself as he did this weekend.

himself as he did this weekend.
>> I'm the only president to take a

>> I'm the only president to take a

>> I'm the only president to take a
cognitive test. You know, the first

cognitive test. You know, the first

cognitive test. You know, the first
question is very easy. It's a lion, a

question is very easy. It's a lion, a

question is very easy. It's a lion, a
giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say,

giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say,

giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say,
"Which one is the bear?

You're the only president to take the

You're the only president to take the
cognitive test." Let me ask you a

cognitive test." Let me ask you a

cognitive test." Let me ask you a
question.

question.

question.
Why do you think that is?

Why do you think that you're THE ONLY

Why do you think that you're THE ONLY
PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for

PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for

PRESIDENT THAT THAT HAPPENS TO? That for
some reason every time you go to the

some reason every time you go to the

some reason every time you go to the
doctor, which is a lot,

doctor, which is a lot,

doctor, which is a lot,
the doctor is always like, "Hey, while

the doctor is always like, "Hey, while

the doctor is always like, "Hey, while
you're here,

if you could come over here and and just

if you could come over here and and just
explain very quickly which one of these

explain very quickly which one of these

explain very quickly which one of these
is the bear.

But I I interrupted. I interrupted.

But I I interrupted. I interrupted.
Let's hear more about this totally

Let's hear more about this totally

Let's hear more about this totally
believable test. You keep acing. They

believable test. You keep acing. They

believable test. You keep acing. They
say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay,

say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay,

say, "Take a number. Any number." Okay,
I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay.

I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay.

I'll take 99. Multiply times 9. Okay.
Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293.

Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293.

Divide it by three. Good. Add 4,293.
That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93.

That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93.

That's good. Divide by two. Subtract 93.
Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of

Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of

Divide by nine. There aren't a lot of
people that get it right. I got it

people that get it right. I got it

people that get it right. I got it
right.

BUT NO, NO, IT LET ME NOT BE DISMISSIVE.

BUT NO, NO, IT LET ME NOT BE DISMISSIVE.
NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking.

NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking.

NO, Trump is a regular Stephven Hawking.
That's what it is. Although I thought

That's what it is. Although I thought

That's what it is. Although I thought
the only thing they had in common was

the only thing they had in common was

the only thing they had in common was
being in the Epstein files. But the

being in the Epstein files. But the

being in the Epstein files. But the
important Oh,

important Oh,

important Oh,
I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I

I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I

I apologize. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I
apologize. Too soon

>> Listen,

>> Listen,
if Punch the Monkey can handle it,

And by the way, the wild thing is Trump

And by the way, the wild thing is Trump
seems to be almost getting smarter with

seems to be almost getting smarter with

seems to be almost getting smarter with
age because this is how he handled math

age because this is how he handled math

age because this is how he handled math
questions 20 years ago on the Howard

questions 20 years ago on the Howard

questions 20 years ago on the Howard
Stern show.

Stern show.

Stern show.
>> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough

>> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough

>> All right, I'm going to ask you a tough
question. Wharton School of Business.

question. Wharton School of Business.

question. Wharton School of Business.
>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes.
>> What's 17* 6?

>> What's 17* 6?

>> What's 17* 6?
>> Come on.

>> Come on.

>> Come on.
>> What is

>> What is

>> What is
>> See, that's not a practical

>> See, that's not a practical

>> See, that's not a practical
>> 94.

>> 94.

>> 94.
That's not a practical application,

That's not a practical application,

That's not a practical application,
though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's

though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's

though. Ivanka 17 * 6. It's 11. It's
11:12.

112 isn't a real number.

112 isn't a real number.
That's two numbers just placed side by

That's two numbers just placed side by

That's two numbers just placed side by
side.

side.

side.
Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67.

Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67.

Guess it's the 2000's equivalent of 67.
That's how it So, so I apologize. I know

That's how it So, so I apologize. I know

That's how it So, so I apologize. I know
you're a genius. Try again.

you're a genius. Try again.

you're a genius. Try again.
>> 112.

>> 112.

>> 112.
>> 112.

>> 112.

>> 112.
>> It is 112.

>> It is 112.

>> It is 112.
>> 112.

>> 112.

>> 112.
>> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's

>> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's

>> Yeah. So, that is a number, but it's
still wrong.

still wrong.

still wrong.
It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO

It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO

It's 102. BUT SOMEHOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE

BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE

BELIEVE THAT 20 YEARS LATER, YOU'VE
TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE

TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE

TURNED INTO A GENIUS. YOU'VE
TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT

TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT

TURNED INTO A WORKINGASS JANITOR at MIT
solving quadratics between mopping up.

solving quadratics between mopping up.

solving quadratics between mopping up.
You know, I can't believe they ever gave

You know, I can't believe they ever gave

You know, I can't believe they ever gave
Trump the FIFA math prize.

Trump the FIFA math prize.

Trump the FIFA math prize.
So,

see, Trump is a special genius that sees

see, Trump is a special genius that sees
himself above all traditional

himself above all traditional

himself above all traditional
presidential limitations. He's not bound

presidential limitations. He's not bound

presidential limitations. He's not bound
by our petty checks and balances and

by our petty checks and balances and

by our petty checks and balances and
separations of powers. He has ignored 31

separations of powers. He has ignored 31

separations of powers. He has ignored 31
lower court decisions, not including 250

lower court decisions, not including 250

lower court decisions, not including 250
more rulings in immigration cases. He's

more rulings in immigration cases. He's

more rulings in immigration cases. He's
festoned the people's house with

festoned the people's house with

festoned the people's house with
trappings of a Versailles themed bar

trappings of a Versailles themed bar

trappings of a Versailles themed bar
mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque

mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque

mitzvah. He has built a Kim Jong-unesque
giant gold statue of himself at his

giant gold statue of himself at his

giant gold statue of himself at his
Dorado golf course. He's going to be on

Dorado golf course. He's going to be on

Dorado golf course. He's going to be on
ouring passports. our passport. Whenever

ouring passports. our passport. Whenever

ouring passports. our passport. Whenever
you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL

you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL

you go abroad, WHENEVER YOU TRAVEL
OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A

OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A

OVERSEAS, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL A
CUSTOMS OFFICER, I don't know him.

>> How out of control are Trump's royal

>> How out of control are Trump's royal
ambitions? so bad that last week an

ambitions? so bad that last week an

ambitions? so bad that last week an
actual king born of the lineage of kings

actual king born of the lineage of kings

actual king born of the lineage of kings
we fought to establish our

we fought to establish our

we fought to establish our
constitutional republic had to come back

constitutional republic had to come back

constitutional republic had to come back
here to remind us to wake the up I

here to remind us to wake the up I

here to remind us to wake the up I
come here today with the highest respect

come here today with the highest respect

come here today with the highest respect
for the United States Congress this

for the United States Congress this

for the United States Congress this
citadel of democracy created to

citadel of democracy created to

citadel of democracy created to
represent the voice of all American

represent the voice of all American

represent the voice of all American
people to advance sacred rights and

people to advance sacred rights and

people to advance sacred rights and
freedoms.

freedoms.

freedoms.
>> Oh No, you didn't.

>> Oh No, you didn't.

>> Oh No, you didn't.
OH

OH

OH
KING CHARLES COMING IN HOT.

FIRING ON ALL. WHAT'S THE BRITISH word

FIRING ON ALL. WHAT'S THE BRITISH word
for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you

for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you

for cylinders? I don't I don't. But you
heard him. And then Charles did us dirty

heard him. And then Charles did us dirty

heard him. And then Charles did us dirty
with a list of all the hard-fought

with a list of all the hard-fought

with a list of all the hard-fought
constitutional principles. We are

constitutional principles. We are

constitutional principles. We are
squandering. the principle that

squandering. the principle that

squandering. the principle that
executive power is subject to checks and

executive power is subject to checks and

executive power is subject to checks and
balances. The rule of law, the certainty

balances. The rule of law, the certainty

balances. The rule of law, the certainty
of stable and accessible rules, an

of stable and accessible rules, an

of stable and accessible rules, an
independent judiciary, delivering uh

independent judiciary, delivering uh

independent judiciary, delivering uh
impartial justice. Let our two countries

impartial justice. Let our two countries

impartial justice. Let our two countries
rededicate ourselves.

rededicate ourselves.

rededicate ourselves.
>> All right. All right.

>> All right. All right.

>> All right. All right.
It was all very powerful until you hit

It was all very powerful until you hit

It was all very powerful until you hit
the rededicate

the separation of powers. that we MUST

the separation of powers. that we MUST
REDEDICATE.

REDEDICATE.

REDEDICATE.
I'm going to stop you before you go full

I'm going to stop you before you go full

I'm going to stop you before you go full
Tootsie Pop owl.

Tootsie Pop owl.

Tootsie Pop owl.
Re How many licks must you give a

Re How many licks must you give a

Re How many licks must you give a
country before we get to THE

BUT YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE KING.

BUT YOU HEARD HIM. YOU HEARD THE KING.
HE'S JUST a boy

HE'S JUST a boy

HE'S JUST a boy
standing in front of a Congress

standing in front of a Congress

standing in front of a Congress
asking it TO REDIGATE.

asking it TO REDIGATE.

asking it TO REDIGATE.
itself to the principles of

itself to the principles of

itself to the principles of
constitutional checks and balances. BUT

constitutional checks and balances. BUT

constitutional checks and balances. BUT
CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that

CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that

CONGRESS WON'T CONGRESS WON'T do that
because they suck.

because they suck.

because they suck.
>> Congress has completely abandoned any

>> Congress has completely abandoned any

>> Congress has completely abandoned any
serious oversight of our military

serious oversight of our military

serious oversight of our military
operation. They've still not passed a

operation. They've still not passed a

operation. They've still not passed a
full budget. They've passed fewer laws

full budget. They've passed fewer laws

full budget. They've passed fewer laws
than any Congress in the first year of a

than any Congress in the first year of a

than any Congress in the first year of a
presidency in our history. They haven't

presidency in our history. They haven't

presidency in our history. They haven't
done anything. Well, that that that's

done anything. Well, that that that's

done anything. Well, that that that's
not totally fair.

not totally fair.

not totally fair.
>> We have another bird alert and this time

>> We have another bird alert and this time

>> We have another bird alert and this time
it involves something that happened on

it involves something that happened on

it involves something that happened on
Capitol Hill. These birds were in the

Capitol Hill. These birds were in the

Capitol Hill. These birds were in the
hot seat during a House hearing led by

hot seat during a House hearing led by

hot seat during a House hearing led by
Idaho Republican Congressman Mike

Idaho Republican Congressman Mike

Idaho Republican Congressman Mike
Simpson. The hearing was meant to

Simpson. The hearing was meant to

Simpson. The hearing was meant to
highlight efforts to preserve these

highlight efforts to preserve these

highlight efforts to preserve these
birds of prey.

That's what it is intended for. But

That's what it is intended for. But
instead, it ended in tragedy.

instead, it ended in tragedy.

instead, it ended in tragedy.
Jump, Lindsay. Jump.

Jump, Lindsay. Jump.

Jump, Lindsay. Jump.
Jump, boy.

Jump, boy.

Jump, boy.
Here's the crazy part.

The Congress people still showing up for

The Congress people still showing up for
bird shows are the best of them. Some of

bird shows are the best of them. Some of

bird shows are the best of them. Some of
these people don't show up for anything.

these people don't show up for anything.

these people don't show up for anything.
GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine

GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine

GOP New Jersey Representative Tom Kaine
Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine

Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine

Jr. hasn't voted since March 5th. Kaine
has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP

has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP

has missed more than 50 votes. Top GOP
leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery

leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery

leaders are in the dark. It's a mystery
in the Capitol building. Fox contacted

in the Capitol building. Fox contacted

in the Capitol building. Fox contacted
multiple members of the House GOP

multiple members of the House GOP

multiple members of the House GOP
leadership. None had any idea about

leadership. None had any idea about

leadership. None had any idea about
Kane's whereabouts. One member of the

Kane's whereabouts. One member of the

Kane's whereabouts. One member of the
Republican brass told Fox that Kane's

Republican brass told Fox that Kane's

Republican brass told Fox that Kane's
absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until

absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until

absence didn't worry them. Quote, "Until
you called.

He's been gone for two months."

He's been gone for two months."
Hey, you know the saying around here,

Hey, you know the saying around here,

Hey, you know the saying around here,
that's just more birds for us, huh?

that's just more birds for us, huh?

that's just more birds for us, huh?
Here's how little government even means

Here's how little government even means

Here's how little government even means
to any of them. This is who was

to any of them. This is who was

to any of them. This is who was
designated survivor, who would be tasked

designated survivor, who would be tasked

designated survivor, who would be tasked
with rebuilding our nation if the worst

with rebuilding our nation if the worst

with rebuilding our nation if the worst
had actually happened at that White

had actually happened at that White

had actually happened at that White
House correspondents dinner. The person

House correspondents dinner. The person

House correspondents dinner. The person
who would have theoretically taken over

who would have theoretically taken over

who would have theoretically taken over
control of the United States government

control of the United States government

control of the United States government
as president of the United States if

as president of the United States if

as president of the United States if
something would have happened to

something would have happened to

something would have happened to
everybody in that room would have been

everybody in that room would have been

everybody in that room would have been
Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his

Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his

Senator Chuck Grassley, who is in his
90s.

That was the designated survivor who

That was the designated survivor who
will lead our country into THE FUTURE.

will lead our country into THE FUTURE.

will lead our country into THE FUTURE.
THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO

THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO

THE GUY WHO WILL LEAD OUR COUNTRY INTO
the future statistically

the future statistically

the future statistically
doesn't have much of one.

doesn't have much of one.

doesn't have much of one.
Like actuarial tables wise, he would not

Like actuarial tables wise, he would not

Like actuarial tables wise, he would not
be expected to survive an uneventful

be expected to survive an uneventful

be expected to survive an uneventful
evening.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
too soon.

too soon.

too soon.
And by the way, if you're hoping that

And by the way, if you're hoping that

And by the way, if you're hoping that
our judiciary will step up and be the

our judiciary will step up and be the

our judiciary will step up and be the
guardrail against Trump's kingly

guardrail against Trump's kingly

guardrail against Trump's kingly
ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for

ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for

ambitions, watch a bunch of nominees for
confirmation to our federal court system

confirmation to our federal court system

confirmation to our federal court system
refuse

refuse

refuse
to do so.

to do so.

to do so.
>> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell

>> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell

>> Uh, Mr. Mark, if I might, um, just tell
me about the 22nd Amendment. What does

me about the 22nd Amendment. What does

me about the 22nd Amendment. What does
it provide?

it provide?

it provide?
>> I haven't had an opportunity to to use

>> I haven't had an opportunity to to use

>> I haven't had an opportunity to to use
that one specifically.

that one specifically.

that one specifically.
>> It states, "No person shall be elected

>> It states, "No person shall be elected

>> It states, "No person shall be elected
to the office of the president more than

to the office of the president more than

to the office of the president more than
twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump

twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump

twice." Mr. Mark, is President Trump
eligible to run for president again in

eligible to run for president again in

eligible to run for president again in
2028?

>> Senator, with a without considering all

>> Senator, with a without considering all
the facts and and looking at everything,

the facts and and looking at everything,

the facts and and looking at everything,
depending on what the situation is, this

depending on what the situation is, this

depending on what the situation is, this
to me strikes as more of a hypothetical,

to me strikes as more of a hypothetical,

to me strikes as more of a hypothetical,
>> is he eligible to run for a third term

>> is he eligible to run for a third term

>> is he eligible to run for a third term
under our constitution?

under our constitution?

under our constitution?
>> Um, I would have to to review.

>> Um, I would have to to review.

>> Um, I would have to to review.
>> Review what?

>> Review what?

>> Review what?
>> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean,

>> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean,

>> You're allowed two. He said two. I mean,
you can't have three. Do you really have

you can't have three. Do you really have

you can't have three. Do you really have
to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO

to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO

to do the math on that PERSON TRYING TO
BE CONFIRMED to the United States

BE CONFIRMED to the United States

BE CONFIRMED to the United States
judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is

judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is

judicial system? Is the answer 1112? Is
that what you're looking at? It's What

that what you're looking at? It's What

that what you're looking at? It's What
do you have to review? It's

>> It's not a trick.

>> It's not a trick.
>> Anybody else brave enough to say that

>> Anybody else brave enough to say that

>> Anybody else brave enough to say that
the Constitution of the United States

the Constitution of the United States

the Constitution of the United States
prevents President Trump from seeking a

prevents President Trump from seeking a

prevents President Trump from seeking a
third term?

Anybody willing to apply the

Anybody willing to apply the
Constitution by its plain language in

Constitution by its plain language in

Constitution by its plain language in
the 22nd amendment?

the 22nd amendment?

the 22nd amendment?
Nobody.

Nobody.

Nobody.
All right, let's move on.

All right, let's move on.

All right, let's move on.
>> Are you happy?

>> Are you happy?

>> Are you happy?
>> You broke his heart.

The Congress isn't coming to save us.

The Congress isn't coming to save us.
The judiciary isn't coming to save us.

The judiciary isn't coming to save us.

The judiciary isn't coming to save us.
The voters are being gerrymandered out

The voters are being gerrymandered out

The voters are being gerrymandered out
of being able to save us. We've only got

of being able to save us. We've only got

of being able to save us. We've only got
one last card to play. Our beautiful

one last card to play. Our beautiful

one last card to play. Our beautiful
fourth estate. Democracy dies in

fourth estate. Democracy dies in

fourth estate. Democracy dies in
darkness. So we look to the free press,

darkness. So we look to the free press,

darkness. So we look to the free press,
the newsies, the inkstained wretches,

the newsies, the inkstained wretches,

the newsies, the inkstained wretches,
THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY

THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY

THE MASTERS OF MUCK RAKE, THE CLICKETITY
CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF

CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF

CLACK BRIGADE, TAPPERS RAPPERS, WOLF
BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS.

BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS.

BLITZERS, TITTY TWISTERS.
WE THE people

WE THE people

WE THE people
depend on the news media to bring the

depend on the news media to bring the

depend on the news media to bring the
tough questions that hold the

tough questions that hold the

tough questions that hold the
politicians accountable.

politicians accountable.

politicians accountable.
>> That uh because of all the firepower

>> That uh because of all the firepower

>> That uh because of all the firepower
required for epic fury that there are

required for epic fury that there are

required for epic fury that there are
people in the White House who are

people in the White House who are

people in the White House who are
starting to worry about our inventory of

starting to worry about our inventory of

starting to worry about our inventory of
bombs and missiles. Are you worried?

bombs and missiles. Are you worried?

bombs and missiles. Are you worried?
>> It's a solid question. The New York

>> It's a solid question. The New York

>> It's a solid question. The New York
Times just discovered that since the war

Times just discovered that since the war

Times just discovered that since the war
began, the United States has burned

began, the United States has burned

began, the United States has burned
through half its long range missiles,

through half its long range missiles,

through half its long range missiles,
plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which

plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which

plus a thousand Tomahawk missiles, which
is nearly 10 times more than we buy each

is nearly 10 times more than we buy each

is nearly 10 times more than we buy each
year, plus thousands more of pretty much

year, plus thousands more of pretty much

year, plus thousands more of pretty much
every other type of missile that we

every other type of missile that we

every other type of missile that we
have. Experts are getting worried we're

have. Experts are getting worried we're

have. Experts are getting worried we're
depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr.

depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr.

depleting our stockpiles. So, Mr.
President, are we running out of

President, are we running out of

President, are we running out of
weapons?

weapons?

weapons?
>> No. No. We have more than we've ever had

>> No. No. We have more than we've ever had

>> No. No. We have more than we've ever had
out there because all over the world, we

out there because all over the world, we

out there because all over the world, we
have inventory, and we can take that if

have inventory, and we can take that if

have inventory, and we can take that if
we need it. Right now we have more than

we need it. Right now we have more than

we need it. Right now we have more than
double what we had when this started.

That sounds like

That sounds like
Or or no, I'm wrong. Or

Or or no, I'm wrong. Or

Or or no, I'm wrong. Or
is it perhaps

magic?

magic?
What you're saying is in the beginning

What you're saying is in the beginning

What you're saying is in the beginning
of the war we had only this one ball

and then we spent a month using that

and then we spent a month using that
ball. We used it to bomb every place in

ball. We used it to bomb every place in

ball. We used it to bomb every place in
Iran we could think of and now at the

Iran we could think of and now at the

Iran we could think of and now at the
end of that time we find oursel

HOLD ON. WE HAD ONE BALL. REMEMBER THE

HOLD ON. WE HAD ONE BALL. REMEMBER THE
PREMISE?

PREMISE?

PREMISE?
ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB

ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB

ONE BALL. AND WE USE THE BALL TO BOMB
IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two

IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two

IRAN. AND NOW, APPARENTLY, we have two
balls.

Now, very clearly, this makes no sense.

Now, very clearly, this makes no sense.
IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the

IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the

IT'S NONSENSICAL ON ITS FACE. And the
reporters have all the specific

reporters have all the specific

reporters have all the specific
reporting to back that up. The

reporting to back that up. The

reporting to back that up. The
follow-ups to this nonsense are going to

follow-ups to this nonsense are going to

follow-ups to this nonsense are going to
be brutal.

be brutal.

be brutal.
>> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go

>> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go

>> The G7 is in France in June. Will you go
to it?

to it?

to it?
>> Probably.

>> Probably.

>> Probably.
>> NO.

>> NO.

>> NO.
Ju just the question should just be

Ju just the question should just be

Ju just the question should just be
this. What the did you just say?

this. What the did you just say?

this. What the did you just say?
>> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a

>> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a

>> That didn't make any sense. The G7 is a
month from now. It'll be on his

month from now. It'll be on his

month from now. It'll be on his
schedule. Follow up on THE

schedule. Follow up on THE

schedule. Follow up on THE
MISSILE THING. DO you still support a

MISSILE THING. DO you still support a

MISSILE THING. DO you still support a
pardon for Pete Rose, sir?

pardon for Pete Rose, sir?

pardon for Pete Rose, sir?
>> Oh, I think Pete Rose was great.

>> Oh, I get it. You're prepping him with

>> Oh, I get it. You're prepping him with
nonsense to lower his defenses before

nonsense to lower his defenses before

nonsense to lower his defenses before
you come into hard facts about a war

you come into hard facts about a war

you come into hard facts about a war
he's clearly bullshitting about. Go.

he's clearly bullshitting about. Go.

he's clearly bullshitting about. Go.
>> You're going to be hosting the first

>> You're going to be hosting the first

>> You're going to be hosting the first
ever UFC fight at the White House in 45

ever UFC fight at the White House in 45

ever UFC fight at the White House in 45
days. Sir, can you can you preview the

days. Sir, can you can you preview the

days. Sir, can you can you preview the
event? Can you talk about the card and

event? Can you talk about the card and

event? Can you talk about the card and
what does it mean?

We're so

We're so
and and by the way, what is the point of

and and by the way, what is the point of

and and by the way, what is the point of
having to shout your questions if you're

having to shout your questions if you're

having to shout your questions if you're
not going to listen to the answers?

not going to listen to the answers?

not going to listen to the answers?
We need you to help us litigate the

We need you to help us litigate the

We need you to help us litigate the
boundaries of our reality, not move on

boundaries of our reality, not move on

boundaries of our reality, not move on
to Pete Rose. Can someone from the

to Pete Rose. Can someone from the

to Pete Rose. Can someone from the
foreign press jump in?

foreign press jump in?

foreign press jump in?
>> I love you, Mr. President. Mr.

>> I love you, Mr. President. Mr.

>> I love you, Mr. President. Mr.
President, thank you. Thank you, Mr.

President, thank you. Thank you, Mr.

President, thank you. Thank you, Mr.
President.

President.

President.
Well, they give chef boy RD credentials.

Well, they give chef boy RD credentials.

Well, they give chef boy RD credentials.
>> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A

>> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A

>> The is Mr. PRESIDENT ITALY HAS A
QUESTION FOR YOU.

By the way, that reporter is not

By the way, that reporter is not
actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but

actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but

actually Italian. He's he's Kurdish, but
this was the only accent we felt we

this was the only accent we felt we

this was the only accent we felt we
could safely do.

I genuinely don't understand what this

I genuinely don't understand what this
country is becoming when every one of

country is becoming when every one of

country is becoming when every one of
our institutions are failing us. Is

our institutions are failing us. Is

our institutions are failing us. Is
there any hope for the liberal democracy

there any hope for the liberal democracy

there any hope for the liberal democracy
that has inspired the world for these

that has inspired the world for these

that has inspired the world for these
past 250 years? Is there anyone who can

past 250 years? Is there anyone who can

past 250 years? Is there anyone who can
recall the lessons of our American

recall the lessons of our American

recall the lessons of our American
revolution and inspire this nation to

revolution and inspire this nation to

revolution and inspire this nation to
return to its founding principles in

return to its founding principles in

return to its founding principles in
this our 250th year? Let our two

this our 250th year? Let our two

this our 250th year? Let our two
countries rededicate ourselves.

If the strongest defender of American

If the strongest defender of American
democracy is the king of England,

democracy is the king of England,

democracy is the king of England,
we are Really?