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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:07,350 Don't forget, I'm going to talk about my birthday. 2 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:08,690 No problem. 3 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:13,510 So, Brian, your birthday's Thursday. 4 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:15,570 How old are you going to be? 5 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,450 Seven. 6 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:19,030 How old are you, Al? 7 00:00:19,810 --> 00:00:20,850 229 in August. 8 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:25,210 Gosh, how'd you blow up 229 candles? 9 00:00:25,710 --> 00:00:27,170 Blowing them out was easy. 10 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:28,670 Lighting them was trouble. 11 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:32,630 See, by the time you're half finished, your wrist is on fire. 12 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,440 I kill me. 13 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:38,300 Have you decided what you want on your birthday cake, Bri? 14 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,100 Frosting. 15 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:46,120 Brian, your mother wants to know what kind of decoration you want on your 16 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:47,420 Robin Hood? 17 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:48,720 Hopalong Cassidy? 18 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:50,160 Archie and Jughead? 19 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:51,580 Who are they? 20 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,700 People Mom and Dad went to school with. 21 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,240 Perhaps those were outdated examples. 22 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,820 Hey, what about my favorite character on the cake? 23 00:01:00,380 --> 00:01:02,280 Ruth, the two -headed nurse. 24 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,630 Ruth? The two -headed nurse? 25 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:08,690 Yeah. She was the Vanna White of Melmac. 26 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,470 And the Betty White. 27 00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:14,170 A gorgeous, natural, and bleached blonde. 28 00:01:14,890 --> 00:01:16,870 Oh, Willie, she was voluptuous. 29 00:01:17,630 --> 00:01:23,690 Sultry. She had four sexy eyes. And outstanding nursing skills. 30 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:28,150 Why don't we let Brian choose his own cake decoration? 31 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:30,670 I just can't decide right now. 32 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,060 If he hasn't decided by noon tomorrow, we go with Ruth. 33 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:40,140 Fine. Right now, it's time to talk about presents. 34 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,800 Isn't it, Alf? 35 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,260 Oh, yeah. Yeah, presents. Right. 36 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,480 Right. Yeah. 37 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:47,540 Give me the lead in. 38 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:52,840 Oh, yeah. What kind of presents do you give on Melmac, Alf? 39 00:01:54,960 --> 00:02:01,140 Well, Brian, on Melmac, we always give... Very expensive 40 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:02,380 presents. 41 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:04,280 How was that? 42 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:13,740 Oh, and lots of them. Yeah, especially on your seventh birthday. 43 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:16,760 Smooth, guys, very smooth. 44 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:25,020 Oh, by the way, we've decided on the two -headed nurse. 45 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,660 What a surprise. 46 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:28,380 Give me five. 47 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:29,990 Yeah. 48 00:02:30,430 --> 00:02:31,450 Give me four. 49 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:41,450 856. 50 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:44,470 857. 51 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:46,830 858. 52 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:49,170 859. 53 00:03:50,450 --> 00:03:51,450 860. 54 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:53,770 861. Hey! 55 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:57,950 Let me know when you're gonna do that, will ya? Excuse me, I just wanted to get 56 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:58,950 something out of the dryer. 57 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:00,350 Well, don't take the sheep. 58 00:04:00,570 --> 00:04:01,570 I'm counting it. 59 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,610 Can't sleep, eh? 60 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,330 Not awake. 61 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,590 Feel like chatting? 62 00:04:08,590 --> 00:04:09,590 What is it, Al? 63 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,990 I'm really depressed about Brian's birthday. 64 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:16,170 Why? The two -headed nurse is going to be on the cake. 65 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:21,149 It reminds me of how I'll never have another birthday with my friends. 66 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:27,290 Oh. Al, if you did have a lot of birthdays with your friends, you had 67 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:31,130 Yeah, but that last one was a real bummer. How come? 68 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:33,850 Well, for one thing, the planet exploded. 69 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:36,310 But it wasn't just that. 70 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:41,190 I was finally going to get together with my true love, Rhonda. 71 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:45,390 You know, I really should turn this off before that sheep gets scorched. 72 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:49,150 You don't want to hear this, do you? Sure I do. Tell me about Rhoda. 73 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:51,010 Rhoda? 74 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:56,090 Well, I thought she was funny when she was on Mary's show, but when she got her 75 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:58,590 own series, they married her off too soon. 76 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:02,290 Weren't we talking about your girlfriend? 77 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,030 Oh, Rhonda. 78 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:05,850 Yeah. 79 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:07,190 What a knockout. 80 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:10,410 Our very first date was going to be on my birthday. 81 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:13,950 The night your planet blew up. That's right. 82 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:18,270 I was brushed and curried and ready for love. 83 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:20,350 Then word came. 84 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:24,290 Orbit guards, man your battle stations. 85 00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:26,970 The rest is history. 86 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:31,790 Sayonara, Melmac, and sayonara, Rhonda. 87 00:05:32,510 --> 00:05:33,730 I'm sorry, Alf. 88 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:35,450 Thanks. 89 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:38,020 Well, good night, Willie. 90 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,860 Reminds me a little of me and Marcia Shanken. 91 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:43,780 I said good night. 92 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,720 All right. 93 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,980 Tell me about you and the Martian. Not the Martian. 94 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,640 Marcia. Marcia Shanken. 95 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:54,640 It was someone I knew before I met your mother. 96 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:56,620 Kate. 97 00:05:57,180 --> 00:06:00,560 I had a really serious crush on Marcia Shanken. 98 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:04,960 By the time I got the nerve up to ask her out, 99 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,230 She moved to Toledo? 100 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:12,170 Uncanny. My planet blew up, and some girl you knew moved to Ohio. 101 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:15,370 Good night, Al. Good night, Willie. 102 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:27,210 One, two, three, four, 103 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:29,170 five. 104 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:35,490 Hey, hey, hey! 105 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:36,850 Stella. 106 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:41,550 So, uh, happy birthday, Gordo. 107 00:06:41,930 --> 00:06:42,930 Thanks, Skipper. 108 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,070 Yeah, 228. 109 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:50,110 Hey, you realize that you spent the third of your life sitting on your duff? 110 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,870 I haven't been sitting. 111 00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:53,790 I've been doing research. 112 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:57,830 Yeah, right. The same kind of research we've all been doing. 113 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,250 Watching girls. 114 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,910 Ha, ha. I kill me. 115 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,240 Hey, hey, hey, Gordon, you got a date later? 116 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:08,680 Maybe, maybe not. 117 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,240 He's got a date. 118 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,980 All right, who gets the chili cat? 119 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:20,100 Hey, over here, cutie. Feline and fries, no gravy. 120 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,360 Right here. 121 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,560 Whisker omelet, tail on the side. 122 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:24,880 Yo. 123 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,600 Happy birthday, big boy. 124 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:31,340 Thanks. 125 00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:36,330 I think she likes you, big boy. 126 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:43,010 Hey, hey, take a look at those gams. She's got legs like a lunar lander. 127 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:45,490 She's no Rhonda. 128 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,230 What about Rhonda? 129 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:50,370 Come on, who are you kidding? That's who you got a date with. 130 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:53,690 All right, I've got a date with Rhonda. 131 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:56,410 Why are you making such a big deal out of this? 132 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,590 Hey, it's no big deal. 133 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:01,710 Help me, Rhonda. Help, help me, Rhonda. 134 00:08:02,410 --> 00:08:09,010 You know, I'm really going to miss you guys if anything ever happens. 135 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:10,630 What do you mean? 136 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,050 Like if what happens? 137 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:13,590 Oh, I don't know. 138 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:16,970 Like if the planet ever exploded or something. 139 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:18,790 Attention, attention. 140 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:21,270 Orbit guards, man your battle stations. 141 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:23,650 Nuclear devastation on its way. 142 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:30,190 Oh, my gosh. I've got to go. Listen, if you see Rhonda, tell her I... 143 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,620 Don't tell her anything. 144 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:37,600 Hey, seeing he's gone, pass me his omelet. 145 00:08:40,539 --> 00:08:42,960 Al, Al, wake up. Wake up. 146 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:46,700 What's the matter? 147 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:50,700 You were talking in your sleep. You were shouting. You were singing. 148 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:52,100 What was I singing? 149 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,500 I don't know. It was something by the Beach Boys. 150 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,560 Little Deuce Coop? 151 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,000 No. It was that one with Rhonda in the title. 152 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,820 Help me, Rhonda. Help. 153 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,300 Help me, Rhonda. 154 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,440 Oh, yeah. 155 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,460 Rhonda. 156 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,760 Are you okay? 157 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:13,240 I don't think so, Willie. 158 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,840 What's wrong? 159 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,500 Everything. 160 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,300 I want to go home. 161 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,520 Just fluff them up. 162 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,100 Just a bit. 163 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,240 Oh. 164 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:37,440 How's the temp, Lynn? 165 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,080 425 degrees, Alf. 166 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,400 Normal. 167 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:46,140 Normal's being on your own planet, not here. 168 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:53,320 Alf, I know you miss your friends and family, but we're your family now, and 169 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,900 we'd do anything for you, wouldn't we, Mom? 170 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,360 I think we are. 171 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:01,660 Any chance of reheating this soup? 172 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,360 My pleasure. 173 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:10,600 Oh, and you might want to run a dust buster over this couch. 174 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,300 I seem to be shedding. 175 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:18,500 Alf, I'm not going all the way out to the garage to get the dust buster. 176 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,020 Be realistic, Kate. 177 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:22,740 It's not going to come to you. 178 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:29,060 Alf, I'm going to tell you something now. 179 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:33,720 And I want you to listen to me very carefully. 180 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,820 Let me get the death buster. 181 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:41,600 Now, I realize that you miss Rhonda and that you're homesick. 182 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,780 And people that are sick are not themselves. 183 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:51,700 They say things they don't mean. 184 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:57,380 They act in ways they wouldn't ordinarily act. 185 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:04,090 If you ever talk to me like that again, I'll punch your heart out. 186 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:06,870 Fair enough. 187 00:11:12,030 --> 00:11:16,550 This is K726XAA Los Angeles. 188 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:20,170 Is there anyone out there from the planet Melmac? 189 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:25,730 Hey, this isn't fair. 190 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:29,360 We're in there nursing a shedding alien, and you guys are out here having fun. 191 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:32,820 No, we're not. We're not having fun. We're trying to contact someone from 192 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:35,820 Melmac. Yeah, like maybe I'll scroll from Rhonda. 193 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:40,240 Yeah, we thought if we could contact another Melmac, and if Alf knew that he 194 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,380 weren't the last of its species, then maybe he'd cheer up. 195 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,160 Let's play it again, Dad. 196 00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:56,990 scientific. 197 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:07,210 How was that? 198 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:11,510 It's a little hot, but I'm too weak to blow. 199 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:13,770 Would you mind? 200 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:20,090 Why don't we just set it down and let it cool off? 201 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:21,650 Good idea. 202 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,940 And maybe you could massage my feet while it cools. 203 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,320 Or not. 204 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:35,880 Maybe if you got off the couch and walked on your feet, you might feel 205 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,660 Walk? I could hardly blink. 206 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,700 I'm exhausted. 207 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,760 What's going in here? 208 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,120 Should I wait to do this? 209 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,480 Tomorrow would be better. 210 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:58,160 By then, I'll be completely bald. 211 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,180 That's usually the last stage before the end. 212 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,340 Ow! Here. 213 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,740 Keep this somewhere in a safe place. 214 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:14,460 Last will and testament? 215 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:19,400 I, Gordon Shumway. 216 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,660 Shumway? 217 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,360 Don't blab that around till I'm gone. 218 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:29,200 Do hereby bequeath all of my worldly and cosmic goods. 219 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,060 We made contact! 220 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,320 We made contact! 221 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,880 I'm Melmacian. It's somebody named Skip. 222 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,520 Give me that. 223 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,720 And you never heard the name Shumway. 224 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,760 Hey, where'd you guys go? I don't have all day. 225 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,740 It's really him. It's Skip. 226 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,440 Skip! Skip! Can you hear me? 227 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,810 Yeah, yeah, hear you loud and clear. 228 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,550 Who was I talking to before? 229 00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:55,610 Oh, that was one of the kids. 230 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,810 Kids? You got kids now? 231 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:02,970 Well, they're not mine. I mean, I'm just living with them and their parents. 232 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,430 Hi, Skip, I'm Brian. 233 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,210 Hi, kid. 234 00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:11,430 I'm Willie, and this is Kate. Kate, say hi to Skip. 235 00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:13,530 Hi. 236 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:18,710 Skip? Is everybody okay? Have you heard from anyone else? 237 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:23,890 Well, Rick and Stella got married. They opened up a tanning parlor on Mercury. 238 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:28,990 Where are you? I got the hammer down and I'm headed for Andromeda. 239 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,850 Give me your coordinates. I'll do a flyby, pick you up tomorrow. 240 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,210 About seven -ish. 241 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:35,970 Uh, uh, tomorrow? 242 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,890 Uh, that's Brian's birthday. 243 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:41,610 Yeah, you can come to my birthday party. 244 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:44,570 Sure, we'd love to have you. Wouldn't we, dear? 245 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:48,070 Right. Mi casa, su casa. 246 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:53,630 Skip, Skip, can you maybe make it next week? I had to miss Brian's birthday, 247 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:56,890 Friday, the transvestites are back on Donahue. 248 00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,670 Hey, I'm not running a bus service. 249 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,750 Do what you have to do. 250 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,170 But I know someone else who's going to be really disappointed. 251 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:08,570 Rhonda. 252 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,570 Rhonda? 253 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,110 You've seen Rhonda? 254 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,690 Seen her? She's right here. 255 00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:17,690 Hey, say something, sweetheart. 256 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:19,750 Hi, cutie. 257 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:23,250 R -R -R -Ronda! 258 00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:25,890 Yes, Gordon. It's me. 259 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,090 I've missed you. 260 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,270 Yikes. Uh, what are you doing with Skip? 261 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:34,990 Not much. 262 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,130 You're the only one for me. 263 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:43,150 You mean that, Ronda? 264 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,150 Cross my heart. 265 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,860 Forget the transvestites. See you tomorrow. 266 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,480 Yeah. 267 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,540 Okay. There. 268 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,120 There we go. 269 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,520 What do you think, Bri? 270 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,000 It's the worst day of my life. 271 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:05,540 Bri, we know how much Alf means to you. 272 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,240 But, honey, he wants to be with his old friends again. 273 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:11,440 I'm sure that he feels just as bad about it as you do. 274 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,340 I got the world on a string. 275 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,680 Sitting on a wrinkle. Oh. 276 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,380 Am I interrupting something? 277 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:21,580 Not really. We were just hanging up this happy birthday sign. 278 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,080 Brian was about to cry. 279 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,680 Hey, come here, Tiger. Willie, hold this. 280 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,480 Come here. 281 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,940 Look, try to understand. 282 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:37,700 If you were living on Melmac with me and you had a chance to come back home to 283 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,820 your family, you'd go, wouldn't you? 284 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,240 I'd never leave you out. 285 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,700 This isn't going well. 286 00:16:45,319 --> 00:16:46,319 No, it's not. 287 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,480 Brian, this is just something I have to do. 288 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:57,360 And I know that even though you don't believe this, someday you're going to 289 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,360 understand. 290 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:04,740 Hey, Kate, I don't suppose there's any chance of taking Lucky with me, is 291 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,599 No. All right, all right. 292 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,440 Willie, you better let him out of there. 293 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,720 Oh, no. 294 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:16,969 Sorry, Lucky. 295 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,230 You would have liked Skip. 296 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:20,670 And I know Skip would have liked you. 297 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:27,450 Alf, I thought you might want some cake before you go. 298 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,370 Hey, that's me on that cake. 299 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,330 Smells cake. 300 00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:35,410 That's what Brian wanted. 301 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,210 I'm speechless. 302 00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,710 Lynn, this is really nice of you. 303 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:41,370 Mom made it. 304 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,570 Kate, I didn't know you cared. 305 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:45,880 Well... It was a mix. 306 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,400 Bye, Alf. 307 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:53,600 I'll never forget you. 308 00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,020 Alf. 309 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,680 Alf. 310 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,820 This has been an incredible experience. 311 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,400 You've enriched our lives. 312 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:13,160 You've given us a chance to learn from you. 313 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,780 Thank you, my friend. 314 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:18,820 So long, Willie. 315 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,720 Goodbye. 316 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,600 Come on, Katie. 317 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,740 Give us a hug. 318 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320 Goodbye, Al. 319 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,280 Good luck. 320 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,900 That's all you have to say? 321 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,040 Long trip, and if you have to use the bathroom now, it would be a good time. 322 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,390 I don't, but thanks for the concern. 323 00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,210 Come on, Brian. Give us a hug. 324 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:53,630 Oh, wow. 325 00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,110 Happy birthday, kid. 326 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,330 I love you. 327 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,230 Yeah, me too. 328 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,190 Well, I'm in the wind. 329 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:07,390 Ciao. 330 00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:10,570 Arrivederci. 331 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,080 Goodbye. 332 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,240 And good night, Mrs. Archmonic. 333 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,780 Wherever you are. 334 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:38,380 It's so strange to have food here, not have Al. 335 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,260 Hey, Bea? 336 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,900 What do you say we have a piece of cake? 337 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,700 Not until the spaceship comes to pick up Belle. 338 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,720 Come on. 339 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,320 Come on over here, son. 340 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,800 He's not even gone yet. And I miss him already. 341 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,240 He was so funny. 342 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,580 Remember the time he set the shower on fire? 343 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,120 I do. 344 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,640 I was in it. 345 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,820 I thought it was funny when he buried the couch. 346 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,640 I remember. 347 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,740 I was on it. 348 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,100 You remember the time he was helping change the tire he pulled the jack away 349 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,100 from the car? 350 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,400 I remember. 351 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:18,920 I was under it. 352 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:25,020 We all have some wonderful memories, eh? He did keep things interesting. 353 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:29,340 You never knew what he was going to say next, what he'd do next, where he'd turn 354 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:31,160 up. Que pasa? 355 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,020 Ow! 356 00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:38,799 doing here? 357 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,980 Shouldn't you be on the roof? 358 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,940 I just wanted to give you your watch back. 359 00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,320 It is my watch. 360 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,540 You know, Skip's gonna be by to pick you up in just 30 seconds. 361 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,360 Well, look it, I forgot to give Brian his birthday present. 362 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,400 Oh, that's so sweet. 363 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,800 Here you go, kid. 364 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,400 Melmackey and dice. 365 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:58,020 Every roll's a seven. 366 00:20:58,780 --> 00:20:59,780 You're a winner. 367 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,000 Well, that's wonderful, but you're gonna miss your ride. 368 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,040 There's just 13 seconds to go. Hey, hey, hey, hold it. Wait a minute. 369 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,810 Why is everyone trying to give me the bum's rush here? 370 00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:12,350 I still got a couple of things I want to say. 371 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:15,030 Ten seconds! Let me finish. 372 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:22,190 Now, I know that I haven't always been what you might call a model alien. 373 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:23,890 You're stalling. 374 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,310 Stalling? 375 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:26,970 Stalling? 376 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:28,490 Stalling? 377 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,710 Stalling! Are you saying I'm stalling? Huh? 378 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:34,530 You think I'd rather stay here with you guys than... 379 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,400 Sail across the cosmos with Skip and... 380 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:44,340 Rhonda? 381 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,120 You missed your ride. 382 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,840 Yeah, I guess I did. 383 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:51,460 He's staying! 384 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,100 I'm staying! 385 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,640 You gave up Rhonda for us? 386 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,580 Eh, she'll only want me more after a couple of centuries. 387 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,640 But aren't you going to miss her? 388 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,360 Yeah. 389 00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:10,750 But I guess what it boils down to is I'd miss you more. 390 00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:15,610 You love us that much? 391 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,510 Yeah, I guess I do. 392 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:21,930 We love you too, Alf. 393 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:24,210 We really do. 394 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,090 Let's not get maudlin. 395 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:30,890 Welcome home, Alfmeister. 396 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,140 Say, what is that scratching noise? 397 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:36,780 What scratching noise? 398 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,720 It's coming from your suitcase. 399 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:40,980 What suitcase? 400 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:51,240 Lucky, you bad boy. What are you doing in there? I told him, no suitcase, no 401 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,240 suitcase. 402 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:05,320 You know, Al, I've had mixed feelings about you. 403 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:11,400 But I realize that you just made a big sacrifice to stay with us, and I'm 404 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,400 touched. 405 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,820 You had mixed feelings about me? 406 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240 A few. 407 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,520 I had a few about you, too. 408 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,800 Yeah? Yeah. 409 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,200 I still don't feel properly thanked for saving you from that shower fire. 410 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,500 But, uh... 411 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,260 We'll talk about that later. 412 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:35,200 Right now, I'm bushed. 413 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:40,620 I'd like to go over to the couch over here and lie down for a few days. 414 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:46,140 Maybe have some soup. Oh, and another big slab of that elf cake would be 415 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,100 Still didn't vacuum this, did you? 416 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,300 Skip, Rhonda, come back. 27561