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This is the way it began, that
extraordinary night, the night he came.
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I'm going to be in the garage calling
them Boisha.
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Me too.
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Who's named Boisha? Boisha's my friend
in Yugoslavia.
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Dad, can I look through the telescope?
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Of course, my son enjoyed the cosmos.
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Dad. Can I talk to Natalie after you're
through? Sure.
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I want to tell her about my new
boyfriend.
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New boyfriend?
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What's his name?
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Lash.
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Lash?
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Not his real name, is it?
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You don't approve, do you?
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I don't even know.
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Lash.
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This is K726SAA Los Angeles calling
Belgrade.
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How you guys doing? Fine. Dad hates
Lash. And I'm looking for Venus.
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Did you find it?
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No, but the neighbors are watching Body
Eat again.
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Stop buying on people.
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Just get ready for bed.
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I'm hungry.
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Well, that's because you didn't eat your
mashed potatoes.
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I don't like mashed potatoes. Come on.
Did anyone feed the cat?
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I'll feed him. Feed him my mashed
potatoes.
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Lucky eats cat food.
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Now I know why we named him Lucky.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Sure.
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You all right?
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Yeah, I guess the CB must have crossed
circuits with a short wave.
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You know, it's not easy being a 16 -year
-old.
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I know I'm immature sometimes, but, you
know, you put so much... I was talking
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about Lynn.
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Lynn. Right.
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Was there a problem there? She thinks
you hate her boyfriend.
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Such a bright girl.
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I'll talk to her right away.
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We'll get this thing straightened out.
Let me just shut this thing off.
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Oh, what's that noise?
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Oh, my gosh.
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It's the infrared radio band.
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I've locked into something's face. A
pulsar or a satellite.
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Hello? Hello? This is K726XAA.
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Can you read me?
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They're answering, but I don't recognize
the language.
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Why don't you just shut it off?
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I can't. I can't control it. It's locked
in on a signal.
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Willie? Well, then what's that?
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Oh, my gosh.
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It can't be.
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The lights! What happened to the lights?
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Daddy! Daddy! What's that thing in the
sky? What's going on? It's closing in
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fast. I think maybe we better...
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We...
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We have a visitor.
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and stay with me.
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Oh, my gosh.
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It's hairy.
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Let's put it over here. Not on the
couch.
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Lynn, clear off the coffee table, Lynn.
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Quick. It's heavy.
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Heavy and hairy.
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I
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can't
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believe it.
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What do you think it is?
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A real alien.
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Willie.
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Willie, what is it?
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I don't know.
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Brian's right.
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It's an elf.
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What? An elf.
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An A -L -F. That's short for alien life
form.
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Can I stay in my room?
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No. No, this thing is not staying in
anyone's room. It's not staying.
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E .T. was a movie. This is real.
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This is on our coffee table.
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This is incredible.
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Truly amazing.
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After all those years of wondering and
hoping that it might be possible to
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contact alien life, to have this happen,
it's a miracle.
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It's the fulfillment of a lifelong
dream. We've got to get rid of it.
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Absolutely.
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We don't know anything about it. It
could be dangerous. It could be disease.
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It could be hostile or have hostile
friends or acquaintances.
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It could be anything. Your mother's
right. We'd better report it to the
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authorities. But what if the authorities
do something to it?
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Yeah, what if they poke needles in it?
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No, they wouldn't poke needles in it.
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Would they, Willie?
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Well, they could.
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I don't think they would, but they
could. And they might.
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I know this is very exciting, but I
don't see any alternative. We've got to
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report this.
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What other choice do we have?
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Oh, can I make a suggestion?
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Yeah, sure, why not?
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Well, if it's not too much trouble, how
about fixing my
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spaceship?
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Hello? Read my lips.
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It's tough.
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It's heavy.
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It's hairy, and it's hot.
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Good. Now, how about fixing my spaceship
so I can get my heavy, hairy body out
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of here?
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I'm not sure I can fix your spaceship.
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I mean, not tonight, not in the dark.
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Yeah, you could use a light in that
driveway.
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You know, I've been meaning to put one
up there, but you know how it is. You
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busy with one thing and another. Really?
Oh, sorry.
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seems so human. Hey, there's no need for
name calling.
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I don't think we should get too
friendly, Willie.
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She's right.
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Let's have a snack now. We'll get
friendly later.
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Snack? What kind of a snack?
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You got a cat?
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You eat cats?
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You can't eat Lucky.
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No, no cat eating. Not in this house.
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All right, all right. How about a cat
food can?
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I could use the roughage.
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Can we give Alice a can, Mom?
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Please?
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All right.
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A dented one.
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Come on, Al.
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We're going with you. Trust me about as
far as you can throw me.
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That is amazing. Isn't that amazing?
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Willie, will you come down to Earth for
a minute? An alien being has come to
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live with us and eat our cans and snack
on our cat.
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Yeah, this will do fine.
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Just give me one day, okay?
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If I can't get Alf going, we'll tell
somebody. Just one day.
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Okay.
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He's quick. I'll give him that.
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out of there?
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Nothing. Just screaming.
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Move out of the way.
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No problem.
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Let me put it this way, Willie.
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I don't think this is going to work out.
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I'll take care of this.
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Everything's fine.
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Everything's under control.
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Come on, come on, over here by me.
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We have a little problem we have to
discuss.
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Yeah, Lynn and I got to gabbing last
night, and she sort of feels... Boy,
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blind as a bat, aren't you?
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No problem.
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You must understand that Kate is very
nervous about this whole thing.
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Absolutely.
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She doesn't smell.
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You're calling me a liar? Just keep your
distance, all right?
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And try to be considerate. No problem.
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That is not considerate. That is the
opposite of considerate. That is
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inconsiderate.
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Let's just settle down here.
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Let's take this one step at a time.
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There's no need for you to shave. You'll
look fine.
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I'm going to take a shower now. Count me
in.
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I'd love to take it alone.
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Thank you.
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Okay. Just don't use all the hot water.
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Do you mind?
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Never saw a thing.
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Stay away from the window. We've got a
very nosy neighbor, Mrs. Akhmanek.
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Akhmanek? Sounds like a typo.
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Just don't let her see you. She might
turn you in.
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between a kangaroo and an aardvark?
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Ah, stop putting yourself down.
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I'm not talking about me. I'm talking
about that thing staring at me from the
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bathroom window.
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What?
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I don't see nothing.
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Well, it was there a second ago, and I
think it was shaving.
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Yeah, right. And I'm Sean Penn.
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Would you hand me something to dry off?
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little help.
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I don't know much about this thing. Me
either. I just turn the key and it goes.
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I'll get the wrench, Dad.
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Hey, Lynn, you don't happen to have a
phone in here, do you? No, why?
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KLVZ bonus tune.
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15th caller wins a new Porsche.
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Oh, wait. Forget it. Must be a licensed
driver. Wrench, please. I'm a licensed
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driver. Quick, what's the name of the
tune?
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Wrench, please.
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Born in the USA.
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Area code 3 -1 -1 -5 -5 -5 -9 -8 -4
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-5. Sorry,
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Dad. Thank you.
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I think you'd better try to make contact
with your people.
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I have.
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have to love me for as long as it lasts.
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We will.
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Big wheel keep on turning.
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Proud Mary keep on burning.
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Two, three, four, rolling.
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Lucky the man.
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Do you get Sesame Street where you live?
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No, and frankly, I don't get it here
either.
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If you said it was the cow riding on the
subway, you're absolutely right.
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Brilliant. This and the letter I in one
day.
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I gotta get something to drink.
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Me too.
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Gotta get something to drink.
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We're parched.
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Okay, but no soda pop and nothing to eat
before dinner.
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Yes, ma 'am. Yes, ma 'am.
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Jeez, what's with the warden?
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I said no soda pop.
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It's not soda pop. It's beer.
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Hey, careful.
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His is still full.
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Now you just listen to me, Alf. I will
not allow this kind of behavior in my
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house. This boy is only six years old.
He is not to drink beer, and you are not
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to drink beer.
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And I don't know what it's like on Mork
or whatever planet you come from, but...
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Melmac.
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What?
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Melmac. That was the name of my planet.
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It's also what it was made out of.
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What do you mean, was?
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Well, you see, that's the thing, Kate.
Uh, ma 'am.
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Melmac's history.
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Um, are you trying to tell me that you
can't go back to Melmac?
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It exploded.
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This was my street.
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Now, if Willie fixes my ship, I suppose
I could start a new life somewhere else
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on some desolate...
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Crater -filled asteroid.
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Spend the rest of my life fending off
gamma rays.
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No, Alf, no.
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We want you to stay here with us, don't
we, Mom?
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Brian, please, try to understand.
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Hey, the kid wants me to stay.
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Alf, do you mind?
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Oh, yeah, no problem.
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Honey, we can't hide Alf forever, and I
can't go on like this.
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Watching him every moment, wondering
what he's going to do next.
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my heart.
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How you doing, Lucky?
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See? No problem.
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Oh, no. Who could that be?
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I don't know.
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Don't answer it, Mom. Please.
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Ryan, I am going to answer the door.
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No. Yes, it's probably just Mrs.
Archmonic, but even if it's not. It's
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What? It's not Mrs.
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Archmonic. Unless he's just joined the
army.
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It is a military man.
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What if he wants to take Alva away?
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I don't know, Brian.
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But if that's what he's here for, and if
I decide that's the right thing to do,
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you just have to understand, okay?
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Yes, Mom.
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We gave it to the office!
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Did you fix the spaceship?
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I'm sorry. I couldn't do it. I just... I
don't have the right parts.
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Ball's in your court.
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Lieutenant? Yes?
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I'm Darnell Valentine with the alien
task force stationed at Edwards.
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Mind if I come in? Yes, I do.
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Fine with me.
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Mrs. Tanner, we've received an anonymous
tip that you might be harboring a space
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creature.
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A space creature?
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Yes.
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Hairy. About three feet tall.
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Is, uh, is he considered dangerous?
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Hard to tell until we get him in the
lab.
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And, um, what would you do with him if
you did get him, you know, in the lab?
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The usual battery of tests.
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We'll see how it responds to intense
heat, freezing cold.
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High voltage, toxic substances, pain,
sleep deprivation, inoculation.
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That's needles.
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And of course, dissection.
280
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Why don't you just pull its toenails
out?
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You didn't let me finish.
282
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Don't bother.
283
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We are not harboring any faith
creatures.
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Fine. Thank you. Have a nice day.
285
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:52,750
Excuse me, sir, could you just tell us
who gave you our name?
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As I told Mrs. Tanner, that information
is strictly at Monica, anonymous.
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Thanks,
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Mom. Thanks, Mom.
289
00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:09,510
Yeah, thanks, Mom.
290
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I love this woman.
291
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Anybody there?
292
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,460
Yo, calling anybody from Melmac. Hello?
293
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,760
Skip? Larry?
294
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Muffy? It's Gordon.
295
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:03,400
Look, I don't know if you can hear me,
but I just wanted to let you know I'm
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okay.
297
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I'm living with what they call a family.
298
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Yeah, they're sort of like a herd, only
smaller.
299
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Yeah, there's this guy named Willie, and
he's got a good heart and lots of
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smarts. For someone without fur.
301
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Then there's his wife, Kate.
302
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,530
Well, she pretends she doesn't like me,
but she'll come around.
303
00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:26,850
Yeah. Oh, and hey, dig this.
304
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Her hair's the same color as mine.
305
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Yeah. Only hers is natural.
306
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Ha! Ha!
307
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:39,850
Yeah. Yeah. And they've got these two
terrific kids who both idolize me. So
308
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:41,490
you know they're okay.
309
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But I wanted to tell you something.
310
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I, uh...
311
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I really miss all of you.
312
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And the thought of never seeing you
again sort of breaks my heart.
313
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So, you know, if you could, try to get
in touch with me.
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Or better yet, come by.
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And I'll introduce you to these lovely
people.
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And then we could eat their cat.
317
00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:28,250
So, the droid says to the cramble, to
tell you the truth, I'd feel even better
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if she lived another six light years
away.
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I
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think
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that really was amusing.
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Six light years away.
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I guess you better be there.
324
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I was!
325
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More mashed potatoes, please.
326
00:22:54,730 --> 00:22:57,790
Hey, lob them over here when you're done
with them. I'm getting kind of used to
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this mushy stuff.
328
00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:04,890
I like mashed potatoes, too, now, Mom.
He likes mashed potatoes now, too.
329
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You know, I hate to be a black cloud,
but what are we going to do without when
330
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,570
Lynn has her pajama party next week?
331
00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:11,669
That's right.
332
00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:16,060
Hey. No problem. I wear a size five, but
nothing with feet in it.
333
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:23,180
Oh, I got a zillion of them. Here's
another one you won't like. Look at
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two space travelers are going through
Andromeda, see?
335
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,880
And they run into a space patrol.
336
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,840
He was a rookie. Now remember this. It's
important for the end of the story.
337
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,460
Anyway, while they're traveling...
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