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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Oh, I'm so glad you're here to help me.

When Sam told me you were a business major, well, he knows I need help with

taxes. He even bought me a taxes for dummies book for Wednesday this year.

That's a terrible gift to give to your mom. Right? I'm sure you wouldn't give

your mom such a rotten gift.

Yeah, no. If I give her a gift like that, I give spanking.

Ooh, wouldn't want that.

Yeah, she spanks hard.

Were you a bad boy growing up? Get a lot of spankings, did you?

I mean, a few.

What about Sam? He claims that he was the perfect child.

Not by a long shot.

Yeah, I thought so.

How do you understand these forms?

They're so confusing.

I used to think I was fairly intelligent until I tried doing my own taxes.

I mean, it could be confusing.

Most people have trouble with these forms.

That's why they pay people like me to do it for them.

I'm happy to pay for your services.

I wasn't suggesting...

You're Sam's mom. Honestly, I'm glad to help.

Oh, come on. You deserve some sort of compensation for this grueling task.

I'm sure I can make up something.

Um, it's honestly not necessary.

Oh, come on. You're saving me.

I'd be lost without you.

My knight in shining armor.

Um, I'm no knight. Uh, do you have your receipts?

Uh, yeah.

Here they are. I tried to keep them all together.

Oh, sweet.

Cool.

So, do you think I'll get a refund?

I honestly can't say yet.

I'll have to just wait until I'm finished.

I sure hope so.

I could use a little extra cash, but... So could everyone, right?

Yeah, I think we all could.

I'd really hate for you to do all this for me without getting something in

return.

Um, I, um, like I said, that's not necessary. No compensation needed.

Maybe it's not necessary, but it would really make me feel better if I gave you

something for all your time and trouble.

Um, I don't think that we should be doing... Doing what?

You're doing my taxes.

And I'm compensating you.

I don't know.

I don't know about... You're Sam's mom.

I don't feel right.

It doesn't feel right?

Is that good?

I mean, yeah, it feels good, but... No, but... If it's accepted and feels right,

then go.

And Sam?

Sam doesn't have to know how I paid for your services.

I mean,

you don't find it kind of weird that, I mean, you're always sitting here and

hanging out with Sam?

Are you saying you haven't thought about that?

Yeah, but...

I never really thought that it would happen.

I've been thinking about this for a long time.

You've thought about this before?

I have.

Nothing's better than I imagined.

Oh my god.

I actually thought that this was happening.

I'm so glad you know how to do taxes.

about this, okay? No.

We will definitely not give our friend a name. Oh, Kiko's bragging to your

friends now.

I will join the party. Okay.

Can I see them?

Yeah. Fuck.

They're so fucking perfect.

Yeah.

Thank you for your help.

Anything for you.

I'm just glad I could help you out.

I'm sure I can find more things you can help me with.

Anything you need.

I mean, you really didn't need to do this, but I'm gonna complain to you.

Uh -huh.

mm -hmm

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Oh.

I would have helped you off your taxes years ago if I knew this would happen.

We really need taxes.

I always knew it was going to be big.

Thank you.

Wow.

Which one is for you?

Yeah.

Let's see what else mom can do.

Oh my

god.

I mean, I've seen you in a bikini before but never this close.

Do you ever think Sam's mom and you would be here like this?

Oh.

Amen.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Get dressed and finish it. Thanks.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.