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Excuse me, excuse me, sorry.
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These are our seats, asshole.
- I don't think so. Look.
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Awesome!
New Kids Nitro.
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Yeah, dude!
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Yay.
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Dude, check this out.
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Where'd you get that?
- Where did I get that?
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Stole it from the cops.
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Yeah, right.
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I've seen this one.
With the gun.
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That sketch
on Comedy Central.
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New Kids is old. Only the first season
was sweet, when you were still with Flabber.
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It's entertaining but you keep doing
the same thing over and over.
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What happened to you?
You're fucking boring.
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Of course, there it is: the car accident.
Original.
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Sorry.
- I could have come up with that.
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You don't even speak the Brabant dialect.
You're actors. It's bullshit.
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And a sequel? I won't spend a dime
on another boring movie...
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...with a bad storyline
and the usual shitty New Kids jokes.
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I'll look for a cam version
on the internet...
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I've had it.
I'm going to get my Manta back.
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Hey homo, you two want
to get a room or what?
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Pussy.
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Floor it!
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for watching.
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A rare and mysterious comet
has hit Friesland.
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Our new reporter Peter Vernhout
reports live from the scene.
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Hi Peter, nice to have you with us.
Can you describe the situation?
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Ladies, it's great to be part of the team.
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I'm in Friesland with farmer Feike
We were told he has all the answers.
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Farmer Feike, what's the situation?
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Fucking foreigners.
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Hey dad, someone spray painted your place.
Who did that, dude?
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Bunch of homos from Schijndel, I guess.
- Really?
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Damn cunts.
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We'll have five Grizzly, a nugget,
long wiener, three Bounty's...
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...a Ricky Martin, two Knoepert.
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Have you lost it or something?
How are you going to pay for it?
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Dude, we have to get to the game.
We'll just pay next time.
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Yeah, right.
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You also said that you would
clean the house. Also didn't happen.
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Dude.
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Ready.
- Why don't you hand it to me?
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Come and get it, lazy cunt.
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Dude.
- What?
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Watch the paint, cunt.
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See? I can't get out.
- For Christ's sake!
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You're always giving me shit.
Can't you see that I'm stuck here?
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Ref!
- Maaskantje!
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Kick him!
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Hey Barrie...
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...give me a dime bag, dude.
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Kick him in the shins!
Your mother is a whore!
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Get him, dude!
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Heigh ho, Homos from Schijndel.
- Homos.
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Hey Maaskantje, kiddy AIDS.
Kiddy AIDS!
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Shitkantje.
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It's Dave. He's back.
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They say he went crazy after the accident,
with that garbage truck.
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Totally cuckoo.
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Are you looking at me, dude?
- Shut the fuck up, cunt.
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Anyone from Schijndel is a homo.
I don't have to tell you that.
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Go back to your fucking town
and take your homo team with you.
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You mean your homo team, dude?
Just look at them.
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Just look at those fags run.
They don't have balls.
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Balls?
Your mother sucked my balls last night.
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What did you say about our mother?
- Filthy whore.
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You're lucky I'm on probation,
or you'd be swallowing your teeth.
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Boohoo!
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Peter, lemonade!
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Ries.
- What?
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Drink out of a glass, for Christ's sake.
I didn't raise you like that.
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Sorry.
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Where are the guys?
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Smile for the camera, kids.
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That beer is nice and cold.
- Isn't it?
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Schultenbr�u!
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Schultenbr�u das ist mein bier!
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Schultenbr�u we drink with cheer!
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Are you OK?
- No, son.
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Every night I take those fucking pills and
every week those fucking hospital visits.
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I've had enough, you know.
- I get it.
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First those miscarriages, then problems
with your taxes and now this.
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Hey, mom.
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I've changed, you know.
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I'm staying out of trouble.
With the law, you know.
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I can't afford go to jail.
I want to take care of you.
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Mom, I'll always be there for you,
you know that.
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Oh honey, of course I know that.
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Now, did you take those goddamn pills yet?
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Goddammit, fuck, I forgot.
What would I do without you?
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Hey, enjoying yourself?
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It's from that filthy skank.
You know her, don't you? Manuela?
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That skank has been around,
you know.
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STD.
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STD.
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A rash.
It itches like crazy.
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And the chlorine in the pool
makes it worse. Itching.
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So where's she now?
- Dead.
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She got hit by a car.
- Goddammit.
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That's an awful way to go, isn't it?
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That seems to be happening more and more.
in this neighborhood. People getting hit.
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That never used to happen before,
or did it?
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Hey Barrie, what are you doing, dude?
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Oh, yes. He's earned it. Five euros.
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Ronnie!
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Ronnie!
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There you go.
- An album.
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There he is.
World-famous super star.
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That's right, dearest neighbor. Number one.
- And he didn't let it get to his head.
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Guys, if you need something,
Ronnie will take care of you.
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Did you just throw fireworks
inside my home?
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No.
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Stupid cunt!
- Sorry.
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Need a new oxygen tank, Corrie?
- Better make that two.
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Hey, who are you?
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Deborah.
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Why are you staring at my broad?
- So what?
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Ugly mushroom head!
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With your homo car.
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Fine, dude.
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Rikkert?
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Yo, I'm here!
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Look at my face, dude.
All red.
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And my Manta is totally wrecked.
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I think the ignition did it.
That fucking homo from Schijndel!
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Mr Biemans.
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This is the lotion you asked for,
for your penis.
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Apply it to the festering sores
3 times a day.
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And also apply it to the red spots
around the anus.
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Thanks.
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Since the meteorite hit...
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...three cows have been producing
gigantic amounts of milk.
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There's so much of it, they're handing out
free milk in Friesland.
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Farmer Feike, do you think these cows
will eventually stop producing milk?
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I do know that one cow has produced
enough milk for the whole province.
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And Sietske and Aafke
also licked that same stone, so...
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Every Friesian can come
and get free milk here.
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Yes...
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Cheers!
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If I see fucking Dave, I'll kick his ass.
- Easy, dude.
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We'll party tonight.
Tomorrow is another day.
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I wish he was here.
I would destroy him. Filthy cunt.
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Gerrie.
- What 'Gerrie'?
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I'll hit his ugly face.
Check this.
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What? Goddammit, is that cunt
in Maaskantje again?
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For Christ's sake.
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Hey, cunt.
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Why are you touching me?
With your shower cap.
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With your homo car.
Boom.
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A huge ball of fire.
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Pussy.
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What are you doing in our town?
Didn't I tell you to stay away?
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What are you going to do about it?
Punch me or something?
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Bring it on, dude.
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If my mom wouldn't have been ill,
I would have smashed your face already.
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Just look at you. Mommy's boy.
Boohoo.
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Hey Paul, throw in that nitro.
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What a pussy. It's pink.
Homo!
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The cops!
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They'll never find us here.
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Barrie, why did you do that, dude?
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You know I'm on probation.
I can't get locked up.
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Our mom, dude!
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Did you see that cunt collapse?
Knockout!
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Out cold.
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Why were the cops there, anyway?
- Some good stuff, right?
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Where'd you get that, dude?
- It's mine, dude.
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Found it, dude.
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Found it?
- Yes.
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Hey, Dave is such a homo, right?
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Watch this.
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No caller ID.
Good prank.
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Gerrie Maaskantje phoning
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What!
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Hey Dave, you damned homo.
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Having a good time bleeding?
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You know what you are, dude?
A fucking mongoloid.
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Fucking Schijndel. Fucking Dave
with your fucking skank.
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I'm going to destroy you, cunt.
- Really?
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You know what?
You're dead. All of you.
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And especially you, Gerrie.
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Feeling a bit better?
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I'm going to kill those homos!
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Wrong number.
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Nice explosion at the end.
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You have to unroll it, dude.
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Buy your own fireworks next time.
Such a waste.
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Hey cunt! Are you guys crazy?
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Do you have any idea what time it is?
- Take it easy, dude.
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Just fireworks.
Pussy.
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My blinds!
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Bunch of homos.
Bunch of cowardly cunts.
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You hit me from behind, that's low.
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Hey ugly cunt, you know what?
- What?
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A real race, dude. Tomorrow.
- Fine, dude.
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If we win, you'll never come
to Maaskantje again, dude.
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Never again!
- But if I win...
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I'll get that shower cap's
ugly green Manta.
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Fine, dude.
- What?
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Stay calm.
- So it's a deal.
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See you tomorrow, ugly cunts.
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00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,074
Come on, Knoet.
- Ugly cunts.
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Hey Ries, I have to race against Dave?
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Maaskantje against Schijndel!
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Shut up.
Do you know what time it is? It's 3 a.m.
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If you don't shut up
I will come and shut you up, asshole.
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People are trying to sleep.
My child is only six years...
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Come outside.
Come on, pussy.
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Boom.
Come on.
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That's what I thought, homo.
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That's disturbing.
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Dammit, my car.
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00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,718
Hey cunt, hand me
that spark plug wrench.
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00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,877
No cunt, not valve pliers,
a spark plug wrench. How hard can it be?
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00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,475
That's an ashtray.
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Sorry.
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You know what? No big deal, dude.
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I know it's hard for you,
because you're a spastic.
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That's not your fault.
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Homo.
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Let's take it for a test run.
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Good nitro, or what?
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Did you do that?
- No.
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00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,716
You didn't do that?
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00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,914
Adrie, did you do that?
- Yes.
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Goddammit, Adrie.
That car is brand new.
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Do you know how much it costs?
A lot.
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We will deduct it from
your salary. Just so you know.
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Industrial park Schijndel
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Are you ready?
To never see Maaskantje again?
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Of course I'm ready.
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00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,112
You know what? That ugly Manta
will be mine anyway.
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Hey, Deborah.
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Wasted whore.
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Let's race!
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Ready.
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00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,952
He thinks it's nice.
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Nice.
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Woensel! Shopping Mall,
Woensel biatch!
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Woensel! Woensel biatch!
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00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,233
Woensel! For real.
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00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,749
Woensel soldiers.
True soldiers.
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Woensel! Shopping Mall!
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Good evening.
246
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,036
Nice weather, huh?
- If that's your thing.
247
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,236
What's that?
248
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,635
Homemade bed of nails, dude.
249
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,632
Oh, homemade.
- Yes.
250
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,512
Nice.
251
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:18,350
Could you pick it up for me?
It's hard for me to reach down.
252
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,032
You see?
You can't drive.
253
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,552
You don't need to anyway,
because your car is gone. Keys.
254
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,318
Fuckface, that's cheating.
255
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,756
That sucks, doesn't it?
Keys!
256
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,394
Homo.
He just hands over the keys. Pussy.
257
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,718
I'm taking your car,
ugly shower cap.
258
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,751
We'll see you in Maaskantje.
259
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,153
Fuck.
260
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,548
Goddammit, Adrie.
- Sorry.
261
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,957
Can't I just take the new one?
- What do you think?
262
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,196
Moron.
- Yes, but...
263
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,598
Don't touch that car.
From now on you'll walk on patrol.
264
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:42,078
At least try to get some useful
information from your informant.
265
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,754
Goddammit mom, you need to
take your pills.
266
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,951
For Christ's sake.
I was only gone for a little while.
267
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,833
I feel all weak. Fucking mess.
268
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,913
What would I do without you, Ries?
- Well...
269
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,714
That filthy cunt Dave.
270
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,478
My car gone again.
271
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,873
For Christ's sake.
272
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,434
I think he has a plan.
273
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,434
Deborah.
274
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,000
You work here?
You want Schult beer?
275
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,396
Such a coincidence.
276
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:41,076
His ex had the same job.
Also at the cash register.
277
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,748
Such a filthy whore.
278
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,916
But she's dead now.
279
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:50,432
I'm sure you'd like another one?
Miss Universe.
280
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,832
You must have room for another one?
281
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,676
In your face.
282
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,436
I'm trashed, dude.
283
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,353
Where am I from?
- Maaskantje.
284
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,030
Who fucks you from behind?
- Richard from Maaskantje.
285
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,629
Fuck me harder, Ries.
Fuck me.
286
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,074
Is that you?
287
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,271
Deborah from Schijndel wants semen.
288
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,994
Give it to me Richard from Maaskantje.
Give it to me!
289
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,873
Sorry.
290
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,908
This is the New Kids snack bar.
291
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,915
Hi. We would like three
Knoeperts with turbo sauce.
292
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:17,079
We also want a Ricky Martin.
That's a sausage with satay sauce.
293
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,679
A dick with shit.
294
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,478
Goddammit.
295
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,992
You're puking all over the glass
with your filthy mouth. Get out!
296
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,839
We can't help it.
In Friesland everybody got sick.
297
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,600
But it will pass.
- What?
298
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,315
I don't get it.
- Everybody in Friesland is sick and...
299
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,953
Goddammit.
300
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,435
Go back to your country
with all those diseases.
301
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,439
Where are those five homos?
- You're the cunt who ruined my window.
302
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:54,077
If you didn't bring money, you'd better
go back to where you came from.
303
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,239
Where are those five homos, goddammit?
- I don't know.
304
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,550
Here.
305
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,433
Here.
306
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,393
You know what?
307
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,109
Greetings from Schijndel, cunt.
308
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,954
Hey, check this, dude.
309
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,678
Who is declared healthy?
310
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,199
Corrie!
311
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,796
The doctor says I don't need
those damned fucking pills anymore.
312
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,153
Hello.
313
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,755
No!
314
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,436
For Christ's sake!
Fuck my probation!
315
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,676
Dave will be destroyed!
316
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,955
Camera! Camera, come on.
317
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,318
I'm here in Friesland in the farmyard...
318
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,195
Where did this take place?
319
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,833
Friesland.
320
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,593
Friesland.
321
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,358
Frieslan.
322
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,079
Frieslan.
323
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,715
And what is...
324
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,399
I have no idea.
325
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,154
Has this footage aired yet?
- No.
326
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,272
They were intercepted.
The cameraman has been paid off.
327
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:39,554
And they came up with a story
for the public. No reason to panic.
328
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,669
And in Friesland?
Do we have anything...
329
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,678
...important there? Something...
- No.
330
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,117
So then... we will do...
331
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,355
Nothing.
332
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,200
Did you see Gerrie's father's face?
333
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,753
What a little bitch.
334
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,833
Go away.
335
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,797
If you do that one more time,
I'll take you in. Got it?
336
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,470
Hello. Open up.
- Death race, dude.
337
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,432
What?
- Death race.
338
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,029
What are you saying?
I can't hear you.
339
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,152
If you don't open that door...
- Rikkert and you race one more time.
340
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,510
No rules, until death.
341
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,951
Dude, are you out of your mind?
Until death?
342
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,038
Rikkert, you're the best driver.
Everyone knows that.
343
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,832
You will win for sure.
344
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,474
And when Dave's dead
the Manta will be yours again.
345
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,150
You can't live without her, can you?
You said it yourself.
346
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,669
But what I meant was...
347
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,949
Fine, dude.
Death race!
348
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:24,876
Fine, dude.
349
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,073
Homo cop!
350
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,510
So you took that car anyway?
- Well, I was walking past it...
351
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:40,553
You didn't take the car?
- No, yes, I was walking...
352
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,638
Goddammit, are you completely useless?
353
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,229
Go get that car
and arrest those guys.
354
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,590
This is you last chance, understood?
- Yes.
355
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,711
Sir.
- Sir.
356
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,399
It's a decent car.
Too bad the cops painted it.
357
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,199
For Maaskantje, cunt.
358
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,639
Nice.
359
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:42,789
Ten... nine...
360
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,599
eight... seven...
361
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,758
...six... five... four...
362
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,038
...three... two...
363
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,439
Hands in the air.
364
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,679
Hey, Adrie.
365
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,392
Adrie, dude.
366
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,512
Adrie, I'm not part of this, right?
367
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,314
Don't move, Gerrie.
- Yes, but...
368
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,715
Don't move.
369
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,151
What do you mean
'not part of this'?
370
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,913
Adrie?
371
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,757
You fucking snitch!
372
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,155
We could use tape.
373
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,070
Yes. We could put tape
all around the Friesland borders.
374
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,475
That way the problem
will work itself out...
375
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,319
...and the rest of the Netherlands
won't be at risk.
376
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,872
There's nothing here, folks.
Move along.
377
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,949
I told you there's nothing here.
Hello.
378
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,511
No?
Show me your ID cards.
379
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,110
Hello. ID cards.
Don't walk away.
380
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,788
If you don't show me
your ID cards right now...
381
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,072
Any other ideas?
382
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,474
Maaskantje?
383
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,353
Those rubber bullets suck.
- For Christ's sake.
384
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,312
Look at my eye, dude.
385
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,875
You're such a stupid cunt.
386
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,513
Why did you do it?
387
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,549
Remember when I got caught?
388
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,435
With that water gun filled with piss?
And those bikers?
389
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,438
I didn't want to go to jail,
because of my probation.
390
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:24,475
So sometimes I call Adrie
when I have some information.
391
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:29,674
He also gives me confiscated fireworks
sometimes, as a bonus.
392
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,916
Just to be nice.
393
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,874
Did anyone bring toilet paper
by any chance?
394
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,632
Hey, homos!
395
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,836
I think I'll pay your mother a little visit.
- Don't you dare.
396
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,429
Corrie.
397
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:55,111
Corrie.
- Fucking cunt. I'll kill you
398
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,117
No. I'll kill you!
399
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,709
Calm down, young man,
otherwise I'll...
400
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,433
See you later.
401
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,916
Mom, get out of Maaskantje.
It's dangerous.
402
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,999
Why? I feel great.
I have so much energy.
403
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,668
Listen to me, Mom.
I can't tell you everything.
404
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,395
But take the bus right now and try to get
as far away from Maaskantje as you can.
405
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,909
No, son.
I'm staying here.
406
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,554
Besides, I don't like to travel.
You know that.
407
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,832
Goddammit mom, listen.
- Hold on.
408
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:29,795
Someone is coming. Goddammit,
who would come by on a Sunday?
409
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,834
Hello?
- Goddammit mom, listen to me!
410
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,316
What are you doing damned homo cop?
- Excuse me?
411
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,913
We have to get out of here!
Dave is with our mom.
412
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:51,558
I know. What if we take my shirt...
- Shut up, fucking snitch!
413
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,955
What if we get a paperclip...
- Shut up!
414
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,718
Hey idiots, what's up?
Craziness.
415
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:03,708
What did you say?
- Hey, how are you?
416
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,515
Who are you?
- Yes, of course.
417
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:11,679
I know you, but you don't know me,
of course. Funny.
418
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,440
I work for the Ministry of Defense.
419
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,713
We've been following you for a while
from a distance.
420
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,433
Yes.
421
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,591
To make a long story short...
422
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:29,191
We want you to help us out
with a situation in the Friesland region.
423
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,949
Are you crazy or something?
- You are crazy, dude, cunt.
424
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,712
We can supply you with guns...
425
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,195
...and we'll make sure
you'll never have to work again.
426
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,437
And you will be released immediately.
- Fine, dude.
427
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,319
Homos!
428
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,954
Goddammit, Adrie.
How could you let them get out?
429
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,878
Yes, no, but those...
430
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:05,795
OK, hand it over. You know the drill.
You're fired. Again.
431
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,753
There he is.
432
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,832
Pete Crybaby.
433
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,589
Mom?
434
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,429
Ries!
What happened to my house?
435
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,993
Mom!
436
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:04,396
Ronnie picked me up
and we celebrated my health.
437
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,115
Mom, you have to leave.
438
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,072
It's not safe here anymore.
439
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,955
Ronnie will take you to the bus station.
- Will do.
440
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,550
I'll make sure you get
a ticket to Ameland.
441
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,716
I'll book you a hotel, all inclusive.
442
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,198
You deserve to get pampered.
- You're so good to me.
443
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,719
Mom...
444
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,159
...I don't say this often...
445
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,352
Dave!
He's coming.
446
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,913
Over there.
447
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,678
Where is he?
- Be careful, dude.
448
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,634
That's Dave, dude.
- It's a ping-pong table.
449
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,996
I thought it was Dave.
450
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,794
Are you completely useless?
You fuck up everything.
451
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,231
I couldn't even tell her
that I love her, dude. Cunt.
452
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,873
Homo.
453
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,514
Dave, dude.
Let's finish this.
454
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,951
Meet us at 4 p.m.
next to the highway, cunt.
455
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,669
Heigh ho homos.
Where are the Maaskantje homos.
456
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:39,190
Heigh ho homos.
There they are, the Maaskantje homos.
457
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,391
You're going to die.
458
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,991
Bring it on. Get AIDS,
you fat cunts from Schijndel.
459
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,431
Homosexuals.
460
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,791
Deborah has a nice tight pussy.
461
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,072
I dare you to say that again, dude,
now that you still can.
462
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,679
Nice tight pussy.
463
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,872
We'll kill you.
And your whole fucking village, goddammit!
464
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,230
Stop it, people.
465
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,591
Hi, I'm Anja from
the Association Against Cursing.
466
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,916
You're going too far, guys.
467
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:14,592
Wouldn't it be nice if two rival groups,
like you, entered into a discussion?
468
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:20,318
Don't curse at each other.
I can give an example...
469
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,636
Is Roy really sticking that broken
broom handle up her cunt?
470
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,794
Whore.
471
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,151
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention please?
472
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:57,071
We have to wait here for the ferry
to take us to beautiful Ameland.
473
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,875
Fucking Friesland!
- And I have a nice announcement to make.
474
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:08,234
You can go stretch your legs outside
for five minutes before we go on the ferry.
475
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:34,996
Well folks, look at that.
I think they want...
476
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,838
Hey, cunt.
477
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,832
Mom?
- Ries!
478
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,793
Mom! Mom!
479
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,832
That's a fucking great Knoepert,
goddammit.
480
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,953
The Knoepert, available at a snack bar
near you. It's gigantic, dude.
481
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,390
The manufacturers can't be held
responsible for the effects...
482
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,556
...of the changing ingredients
of the Knoepert.
483
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,872
We are gathered here today...
484
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,597
...because we have lost
a special human being.
485
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:46,157
Corrie Batsbak,
the mother of Richard Batsbak.
486
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,875
Unfortunately, we can't bury her body...
487
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,629
...because it hasn't been found
since the attack that took her life.
488
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,035
In that place, Friesland.
489
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,118
Corrie wasn't just my neighbor.
490
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,950
Corrie and I,
we really trusted each other.
491
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:10,349
And Richard, your mother asked me
to tell you this after her death.
492
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,996
You never knew your father.
There's a reason for that.
493
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,953
Apart from the fact that he robbed
your mother...
494
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,276
...while she was giving birth to you
at the hospital...
495
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,233
...and fucked a lot of whores
while he was still with your mother...
496
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:27,230
Anyway, your father was...
497
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,668
...from Schijndel.
498
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,756
So you are half Schijndelian.
499
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,951
What kind of bullshit is that, dude?
500
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:40,870
Well, look. Of course she was ashamed
that she fucked someone from Schijndel.
501
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,831
I'm going to get her body.
502
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,713
This isn't a worthy funeral
for such a good woman.
503
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,435
So where are you going to look?
- In the direction of Ameland, dude.
504
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:54,838
I'll kill every fucking Friesians
I'll run into.
505
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,314
Hey Ries...
506
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,790
We Schijndelians help each other, dude.
507
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,753
Together, we'll bring your mother back
to Brabant, dude.
508
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,313
We'll bring her back...
509
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,030
...from that ugly Friesland.
510
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,153
Right?
511
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,113
I can't. I have to pick up
my kid from daycare.
512
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:23,592
I can't come it either.
- No, dude, I'll swing by later.
513
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,998
Can you hook me up?
514
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,997
It's for my dad, you know.
515
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,558
Hello?
- Hello.
516
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,150
It's Richard. Those fucking Friesians
slaughtered our mother.
517
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,430
That's bad.
- Yes.
518
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,598
So me and my buddies want
to bring her back to Brabant.
519
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,837
What you said about Friesland...
About never having to work again...
520
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,077
What was that all about?
- That offer expired...
521
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,316
...after you took off, of course.
522
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,990
We sent in another team:
The Red Berets.
523
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:47,035
Listen, Mr Batsbak.
We forbid you to enter Friesland.
524
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:49,515
You're ruining our operation.
525
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,909
Rikkert!
526
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,153
Man, this place is ugly.
527
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,952
Goddammit.
528
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,396
He's getting back up, that's weird.
529
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,315
That guy doesn't look healthy.
He looks familiar.
530
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,078
I don't know that homo.
531
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,154
I saw that in a movie once, dude.
532
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,998
It's a vampire.
533
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,955
There you go. When you shoot them
in the heart, they...
534
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,029
That's the way to do it, dude.
Right into his ugly face.
535
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,878
Fucking Friesian.
536
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,279
Look at this.
537
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,035
They didn't get very far.
538
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,799
Ries, dude.
539
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,638
Fucking snitch.
540
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:20,550
We are back, Biatch!
Woensel, get it? That's Woensel!
541
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,479
Woensel! Woensel! Woensel!
542
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,797
Catharina Hospital.
Everything. You know what I'm saying?
543
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,434
Woensel. Get it?
544
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,315
Have you found your mom or what?
- Not yet, dude.
545
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:34,953
We'll help you, bro.
546
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,314
Henk, dude. Can you front me
a fries with stew meat?
547
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,910
You might be here to help,
but you're just going to pay, cunt.
548
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:14,511
Are you retarded or what? Don't use
that in someone's ear. Mongoloid.
549
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,838
Stop that, dude.
550
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,953
Honking attracts those beasts.
551
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,318
For Christ's sake.
552
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:13,313
Hey Robbie, how's that possible?
That star went into his head, right?
553
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,078
You have to hit the brain, dude.
554
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,633
Throw harder, cunt.
555
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,235
Grizzly!
556
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:46,116
Hey Barrie, do you also have hasj?
557
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:51,717
Just give me for 15 euros and
a pre-rolled joint. Keep the change.
558
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,873
See you later.
559
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,352
Jackass!
560
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,190
For Christ's sake.
That's a strange coincidence.
561
00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:00,996
It is. I did have enough bullets earlier.
- Me too, dude. I was firing away.
562
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,679
Just our luck.
563
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:09,309
Hey, fuckers.
564
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,639
See you later.
565
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:23,551
Hey Ries, did that flame go
inside the hose?
566
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,556
My dad, dude.
567
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,593
That guy was a great deep-fry cook,
for Christ's sake.
568
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,473
He made everything super crunchy.
569
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,871
Ferry Ameland 34 km
570
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,672
OK. No big deal,
but I think I'm in love with Deborah.
571
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:14,351
After that one fuck? Do you only
like pregnant bitches or what?
572
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,632
It happens.
That's just a coincidence.
573
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,958
That Manuela was just a filthy whore,
but she is a beautiful broad.
574
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:25,789
She's boozing while she's pregnant.
She does whatever she wants.
575
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,309
I think that's beautiful.
576
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,750
I never had a father myself.
577
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:35,238
But I could be there for her kid.
I'd raise him as my own.
578
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,113
Even if he would be a mongoloid
or something.
579
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:41,596
Or premature
with water in the brain.
580
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,512
Can someone please turn off
that fucking song.
581
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,154
Goddammit. Fucking Friesians.
582
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,713
Sorry.
583
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,673
Mom!
584
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:37,915
Boys!
585
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,478
Dad.
I thought you were dead, dude.
586
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:48,800
Of course not. I wanted to get here early,
so I could heat up the oil.
587
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:53,949
Does anyone want something deep-fried?
- Some bakpaos?
588
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,229
Or not?
589
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,072
I'm going to get my mom.
- Wait.
590
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,669
Ries, dude.
What do you think?
591
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,711
That she didn't turn
into one of those beasts?
592
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:12,038
If you blow her head off, you'll have
to drag her headless body back home.
593
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,431
It's up to you, dude.
594
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,798
No!
595
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:48,159
For Christ's sake.
Fucking vampires.
596
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,788
Gerrie.
597
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,394
What do we have here?
Where did you get it?
598
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,433
Good quality.
599
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:10,919
Hey, cunt.
600
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:21,955
Mom!
601
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,554
Mom!
602
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,839
Mom?
603
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,999
That fucking horn, man.
Hey, Ries.
604
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,234
Mom, I love you.
605
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:21,949
Fuck!
606
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,749
Fuck!
What an idiot.
607
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,269
Only Dave and Deborah
can save us now.
608
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,353
Yes?
609
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:03,833
Later.
610
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,712
Adrie's coming to save us.
611
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:12,197
That car is loaded with my fireworks.
He's going to light it up and jump out.
612
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,516
Right here. Boom.
613
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,110
A ball of fire like this.
Just wait.
614
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,399
Dead.
615
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:40,270
For Christ's sake.
Enough already.
616
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,516
Ugly fucks...
617
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,072
...the only thing I want
is to bury my mom. Get it?
618
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,719
We're going to take care of this
right now. Race!
619
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,912
Rikkert against one of you.
620
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,236
They won't understand that, dude.
621
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,152
That vampire is pretty much dead.
622
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,915
He has nothing to lose, dude.
- So what have we got to lose?
623
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:16,871
Nice.
624
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:37,115
I can't see a fucking thing.
- Dude, the Manta is ahead.
625
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,231
Ford Capri, 2 liters laser...
626
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,032
It's fucking fast.
627
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:00,189
Is the mongoloid climbing on the roof?
- No.
628
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,199
Boring.
629
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,916
No cunt, don't shoot the car.
Shoot him in the face.
630
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:46,713
Yes!
631
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,551
Put them on the train!
632
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,875
Hey, Dave.
There you are again. How's it going?
633
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:20,392
Nice to see that Maaskantje and Schijndel
grew a bit closer together. Right, Dave?
634
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,675
Dave. That fuckface.
He's been useless.
635
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:31,031
Found this in my inside pocket.
636
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,439
AIDS.
637
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,037
Good idea to put them on a train.
638
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:56,919
You saved the Netherlands.
639
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,557
I didn't know he liked Chinese too.
640
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:17,076
I didn't know he liked Chinese.
641
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,069
Chinese.
642
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:25,628
Anyway, I feel honored to inform you
that Her Majesty the Queen is pleased...
643
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:30,834
...to make you a member
in the Order of Oranje Nassau.
644
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:43,193
Right, well, one more thing.
Two things actually.
645
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,960
So here it is:
646
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,469
Fuck whores
and never work again.
647
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,719
Wait.
We want to bury my mom first.
648
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:11,070
let me fuck whores
and never work again
649
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:14,317
fuck whores
and never work again
650
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:19,833
only fuck whores
and never work again
651
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:28,478
fuck whores
and never work again
652
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,318
only fuck whores...
653
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,829
Goddammit, that song hits the spot.
654
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:37,909
Hey. I hit your mom's spot last week.
655
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,076
Come on.
656
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:44,956
let me fuck whores
and never work again
657
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:48,311
fuck whores
and never work again
658
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:53,469
only fuck whores
and never work again
659
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,593
Indeed, a parking lot.
Yep.
660
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,756
Cover the region with asphalt.
661
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:05,834
Fucking Friesland.
662
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,993
Hey, Ries.
663
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,033
Ries.
664
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,273
Goddammit.
665
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:41,229
Sorry.
666
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,795
And action.
- Hi, I'm Jurgen.
667
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:54,356
I won a part in New Kids Nitro
and I'm Jurgen.
668
01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:00,357
New Kids Nitro, dude.
669
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,837
For Christ's sake
that's a strange coincidence.
670
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,315
It is. I did have enough bullets earlier.
671
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,351
It's the PulpShow!
672
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,278
He has a plan.
673
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:18,833
He likes that.
674
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:31,189
Ricardo, muff-diving king, where are you?
- He's crazy or not?
675
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:35,109
Hey Ricardo, do you have
some bus tickets for...
676
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:36,355
...for the bus.
677
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:56,753
Floor it.
678
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,355
For fuck's sake!
679
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:06,996
Hey, cunt. Are you completely crazy
or something?
680
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,479
Forgot my lines.
681
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,759
Listen, mom.
682
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:17,193
Fuck off to your own
cunt town and take that cunt...
683
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,072
Hey, I think...
684
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,153
The cops!
685
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:39,955
Made by Filipino children.
Precision work.
686
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,198
Hit the brain, dude.
687
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:50,749
Yo, it's me.
Do you know where I am?
688
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,474
In the theater.
You wanna know what I watched?
689
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,318
New Kids Nitro, dude.
690
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:58,034
Huh? No, Nitro.
691
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,595
Yo, that movie, right?
692
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:04,759
Yes, no, really, dude.
Huh? Sure, better than part one.
693
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:10,830
It starts off with the same thing,
kind of. With those guys, you know.
694
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:14,396
At some point, they get into a fight
with another town over there in...
695
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,797
...you know, Brabant.
Yes, Sint Oedelrode.
696
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,753
Yes, that's in Brabant.
It's all set in Brabant.
697
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:25,158
They get into a fight
and go nuts.
698
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,715
But it takes too much time,
so they build a time machine.
699
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:31,390
Those other guys change into werewolves
and they keep walking around.
700
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:35,229
And you won't believe this...
I didn't see it coming, anyway...
701
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,158
Robots.
702
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:41,114
Yes, real robots.
Yes, real fucking robots, dude.
703
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,153
Fucking whores.
704
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,432
Fucking whores.
705
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:03,753
Sorry.
706
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:09,110
Nice town, Maaskantje, isn't it?
- Yes.
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