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Mr. Massacesi, don't you know what time it is?

Yes, yes.

A TRIP WITH ANITA

Look, who is this?

Do you recognize yourself?

- Yeah, well ... - Wait, I touch up your nose a bit.

I have to be home at eight o'clock!

But do you have no home?

Yes, I have it, I have it.

- How are you? - How's it going, sir.

How was school today?

Good ...

She has been "good" ...

- What do they put on TV tonight? - Good ...

They put "good" ...

You should talk to the boy, Guido.

Well.

Thanks.

Hello? Yes, who is it?

Oriana?

What time is it? What happens? What has happened?

Dad? When?

Two days and you haven't told me anything?

What are you going to bother? Don't be silly.

What does the doctor say?

How is it possible? She has always been like an oak.

So it's serious.

I don't know if I can. So, suddenly ...

Sure... If there is to go, I go.

Don't tell me it's good. Tell me if I have to go or not.

Doesn't he suffer much? No ... Okay, okay.

I don't know, around noon, or 2 ... It depends on the traffic.

Or I take the road to Pisa ... Tell mom, it sure is nothing.

Okay, I get dressed and go out. Do not worry.

I already told you that I get dressed and go out. Bye.

Lucky... I'll see how it is nothing.

- Have a good trip! - Yeah, fucking trip!

- Hello? - Hello. Is it you, Jennifer?

How are you? I woke you up, huh.

- Who are you? - Guess it.

Hey Jennifer! Jennifer!

Have you been transposed? What is wrong with you?

Understand... You gasped when you heard my voice.

It's been so long ...! You are right.

Hey! Jennifer, can you hear me?

Yes, I hear you.

Well ... do you remember the little trip What did I promise you this summer?

What little trip?

Three days, just the two of us. Don't you remember?

What? I do not understand anything.

I have a terrible headache.

take a shower and you will see how you get over it.

Get dressed, pack and ...

I'll be there in ten minutes. Ok?

Thanks.

Where is Jennifer? He was looking for her.

Sleep.

- I just got off the phone. - He came back late last night.

- And you, who are you? - You, who is it?

I am a friend of Jennifer, of Los Angeles.

I've been here a couple of days.

I am also an old friend of Jennifer.

We met last summer.

I've come to pick it up. Excuse me if ...

If I woke her up ... so early.

No, I had an appointment today first thing in the morning.

- Yes ... - No, I sleep there. In the other.

He has changed rooms ...

Jennifer!

Jennifercita! "Come on", she wakes her up.

Get up, it's time to go.

Oh yeah ... May I ask you a favor?

She makes him a strong coffee and so ...

- Here. - Thanks.

Thank you.

Come on, wake up!

Jennifer ...

Come on... Wake up, Jennifer.

I want to sleep.

We have to go.

I want to sleep.

- I'm sleepy. - Do you want to sleep?

Okay, sleep.

Be careful, be still.

Sleeps peacefully.

Relax ...

So ... I'll take care of everything.

Please, Charlie. Leave me, Charlie.

The truth is that I am Guido.

Nothing happens.

Is the same... We will speak later.

- Are you crazy? - Get out of here.

- Who let you in? - Your friend ... The blonde.

Pig! Long!

How what pig? Forgives...

When I called you half an hour ago you agreed to come with me ...

For the little trip ... Don't you remember?

And when I've seen you like this ...

Come on Jennifer ... Do not be angry.

With all those wonderful days that we spent together this summer.

Don't you remember?

Listen to me well ...

The only thing I remember is that you disappeared four months ago without saying a word.

I'd rather forget that I knew you.

Long!

No, for me that trip was always like a dream.

As soon as I could, I've come.

If I remember correctly, you wanted to see Pisa, didn't you?

Step?

Pisa, Livorno, Lucca ... Whatever you prefer.

- Tell me, where do you want to go? - To sleep!

What are you doing with my pants?

Come on Jennifer ... Don't be a child!

Don't ever show up around here.

- Please, Jennifer. - Go away!

One moment... Please open the door.

Come with me. I do not want to go alone.

Don't leave me alone, come on ... Jennifer!

- Is the coffee ready? - Yes.

Voucher... I take it myself.

Sun...

Thanks.

I have to drive.

Where is it going?

I go up ... towards Pisa.

How are you?

- What? - The coffee.

Ah, not bad.

Is he too far away?

- What? - Pisa.

No, not much.

Is there more coffee?

If not, traveling alone ... I end up falling asleep on a curve.

If you go to Pisa, I could accompany you. Do you think?

Not.

How long does it take to get ready?

Five minutes.

Okay, I go downstairs to fill up the tank.

I pick you up at the portal. Five minutes, huh.

Do not entertain.

- So what? - It's Tricky.

Is he coming with us? You couldn't having made your friend callous?

No, I am her mother. I found him in the Pantheon the other night.

- What is it? You don't like cats? - I don't know.

I love them.

Why?

Because they are free, independent and they don't give a damn about you.

- And you, are you like that? - Not.

To go to Pisa, Do you pass by the Trevi Fountain?

The truth is, no. Why?

Because I have to spend a moment over there before I go.

That quote I told you.

Oh yeah? What appointment is that?

Nothing ... A commercial. I have to say a sentence and that's it.

Jennifer asked for it. She has been very nice!

Ok let's go.

- Camera ...! - ?9-3-12, Off Shore!

Action!

Off Shore ...

The after-shave for a Dolce Vita.

Soft as the caress of a woman in love.

Smooth as the slap of a jealous man.

Cut!

- I'm sorry! - Eleven shots! It's ridiculous!

What's wrong with you? You don't have to turn your head!

You have to hold on smiling happily.

It's instinct. I know he's going to hit me.

We are paying you two hundred dollars for the session.

Do you want your money or not? Or are we going to have to stay another two hours?

- Okay! - First time!

- Camera ...! - 9-3-13!

Action!

Off Shore ...

The after-shave for a Dolce Vita.

Soft as the caress of a woman in love.

Smooth as the slap of a jealous man.

Cut!

Where did you get it from?

Can I find out who brought it ?!

I haven't moved!

Can you tell who has brought us?

Who, me? She is wrong. I don't paint anything.

Agents never take responsibility?

But ten percent well they charge it.

Fuck you!

- Really? - Yes.

Okay? Let's go!

- Camera ...! - 9-3-14!

Off Shore ...

The after-shave for a Dolce Vita.

Soft as the caress of a woman in love.

Soft ...

I shit their dead! Bring me another one!

- It's okay. - Get out! Out! Get out!

What a shame! You have thrown to lose the shot.

- I've worked, I want my money. - You won't see a penny.

And you'd better disappear.

- What is it? - Let's see!

They thought he was going to abuse me.

But...

I am very good, but as they take advantage ...

The truth is that with the kicks you have started.

What remedy! Haven't you seen them?

I have been slapped treacherously!

Yes, but if you want to be an actress ...

This ... is part of the trade.

- Actress me? - Ah, huh?

It was the first time and the last.

I already told you... It was Jennifer's idea.

Be good!

Are you good friends with Jennifer?

More or less. We are back to meet us here in Italy.

You know ... She was lonely, a little depressed and ...

she couldn't even go back to america because I have a ticket

with a minimum of permanence fourteen days.

So I called Jennifer, that she has been very good to me.

At least I've felt less alone.

And why have you come to Italy?

To have fun.

I still have five days left. Let's see if I make it ...

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

Precisely... You are there, like dead.

And what should I do?

What do I know?

Could you move a little ... To collaborate.

Do something. I don't know ...

You don't like making love, do you?

Yes, very much.

So, you don't like doing it with me.

Like this, no.

You said you want to have fun Or ... no?

Yes, but I don't have fun like that.

But, if you feel like it, I am not opposed.

Fuck it like that I don't have fun either.

Do you see it? We agree.

Why are you going so fast?

I try to recover the time we've wasted.

Why?

Because I like to run with the car, Okay?

If I don't run, I get bored.

Me fed up.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

"Mesdames et messieurs, bonjour."

In our lesson today We will talk about food.

"Aujourd'hui, dans notre le?on, nous parlerons de I'ali ... "

... "I'alimentation."

"On mange du riz en Chine."

"Pomme de terre in Allemagne."

- What the hell is this? - "Spaghetti in ..."

I'm learning French, don't you hear it?

Overall, there is nothing better to do.

There is something better, but ...

We've already talked about it ... It's just what you don't feel like.

- Who said that? - You said it.

- I have not said that. - Ah, huh? So what did you say?

I said that certain things I like a lot, but not for doing them.

And who tells you that I don't feel anything for you?

Why? I couldn't have in love with you at first sight?

Look if you pretend that I believe you try to be a little nice.

Go slower, please.

Damn it!

This morning at seven and see what time we have been done with your bullshit.

Ah ... Here, look.

But what do you do?

What has happened? Where am I?

Look at the one you have assembled!

Tarada!

Fuck me ...! Tell me!

Don't open your beak!

I'll speak. Get in there and be quiet.

Can you tell where it looks? Does it have no eyes?

? She has not seen that it was braking why did you cross a dog?

Who was the criminal that he has ridden this?

Him! He has braked, he has crossed so as not to jump on me.

- But because a dog was going. - "Sorry!"

The fault is yours!

Yes, "sorry, sorry"!

"If you keep the right distance" ... this massacre would not have occurred.

"I stopped because there was a dog in front of me. "

What a disaster!

And hit him with "sorry"! There goes another one!

Put something on! A triangle ...! And on the other side!

Otherwise we will end up in a melt. Look!

Does anyone have a disinfectant? There is an injured!

An injured man ?!

Where are you going? Where are you going?

- There's the police. - Let me pass. Where is it?

- Go forward. - Hey ...

Good morning What has happened?

What about me? He stops abruptly and crosses me.

I have found it in front suddenly.

"Sorry" ... I have stopped because she has stopped.

Braking, me? He he has braked.

I have braked because a dog has crossed me.

Where is that criminal? He has ruined Me!

Who gave you the card? He is going to pay me!

Where is he? Who did he kill?

- Take him to the hospital. We follow them. -Thanks for understanding him.

Oh God, my head is spinning.

- Lower your foot off the seat. - What is it?

He turns my head!

Will you be happy with which you have bundled!

- I? - No, me!

That idiot joke on the clock!

And who asked you to load with the injured? What is it, relative of yours?

- How? - Why are you getting in?

What did you want us to do? Let him die?

Yes, die! It's not that easy to die, you know?

Who cares?

This one is thinking about money insurance, if I know.

- Everything that happened was your fault. - My fault? Yours.

- It's your fault! - It's your fault!

Your fault!

And now, what are you doing?

- Where are you going? - What about the hospital?

I have a shock!

The hospital!

The leg!

?yeme: since we left you're touching my balls.

Cats, slaps, watches, policemen, accidents and above you do not fuck!

- Are you going to start over with that? - Yes, I start over.

And besides, we have to take to the hospital to this one that stains my seat.

Shut up! What the hell do you want?

I want to go to the hospital!

You will go to the hospital when I say so. If not, go downstairs and go away.

No! Either you take me now or I will report you!

I have a shock and they bring me without take care of your problems with your querindonga!

- What does "querindonga" mean? - Whore!

Damn the time it occurred to me bring you on this journey!

Do not despair. There will be a station to the place where we are going.

- If that is what you want... - Okay, leave me there.

I take the first train that goes to Rome and much better for both of us.

For me, sure.

- We bring a wounded man. - Camilla!

Sergeant, a wounded man!

An accident on the highway.

- Have you run him over? - I?

- Documentation, please. - Yeah, but it wasn't me, huh.

You can ask him what happened on the highway.

Hey, tell the sergeant that I have not run over him!

I don't know anything and I don't remember anything!

Fuck me ...!

Hey! Excuse me ...!

You have not found the motorcycle against a truck?

I don't know anything and I don't remember anything!

Will it be possible ...!

Please, the documentation and stay here. You too, miss.

The card ... I have nothing to do with it, I have only offered to bring it.

Take all the documentation you want, but I ... I have a problem.

I have to go to Rosignano, where my father is very sick.

He is dying. Are we in a hurry?

- Yes, it's true. - See?

I'm sorry but I can't let it go until the comrades arrive.

- If they confirm it ... - I'm telling you that my father is dying.

How long do I have to wait?

Depends. Reports, photos, testimonials ... I am sorry.

In the meantime, clear the way.

You see what happens to do a good deed?

What have you told him?

You heard it ... that my father is dying.

How ?!

Did your father ...? But what kind of man are you?

- This morning you made me believe ... - It was a trifle.

My father is fine.

I said it for him to let us go.

It is a story that always works.

So don't worry.

Wait here. I'll see when the train leaves. Do not move.

Rome online ... Go to the cockpit.

Hello? Is it you, Elisa?

What has happened? You are at the Orbetello hospital!

Nothing has happened. I'm perfectly ... Calm.

There has been an accident and they asked me to carry a wounded man.

- Does your family know? - No, that's why I'm calling you.

She calls Rosignano. How?

- I've already called to find out. - How?

- Try to get there as soon as possible. - Why? What did they say? How is it?

How do you want it to be? Bad ... Stable.

- But bad or stable? - It's the same thing, Guido.

Good thing it hasn't gotten worse.

He calls again and explains ...

Tell them I'll be late tonight.

I have to be with the wounded for paperwork.

- Explain it to him, okay? Goodbye - Bye.

- How much is it, miss? - One thousand two hundred.

What time does it leave the first train to Rome?

At one forty. Within a quarter of an hour.

- What if not? - If not, until tonight, nothing.

- Bye. Thanks. - No problem.

Luckily they have arrived soon.

Because there has been no objection. Mr. Vila has admitted his mistake, he is Dutch ...

What had he told her? So, I can go, right?

Yes, go away. Wait! The documentation ... Give me.

And the lady who was here with me, What have you done?

She has entered.

Thanks.

How do you say?

- "Will we have to wait long?" - I don't know. I do not understand.

Anita!

- What are you doing? - We were hungry.

Come on...

Excuse me, miss.

Go. We have less than a quarter of an hour for you to take the train.

Where is Tricky? Where did he go?

He must have been frightened by the noise.

- Now the cat ... - Tricky!

Tricky.

Tricky!

I've found it.

- Ah. - Shall we go?

What happens now?

- Too late. We no longer arrive. - There are still ten minutes.

I have been told that the station It is two steps away.

I tell you that we did not arrive.

No, wait a minute. Where are you going?

To Rome ... I'm leaving.

No wait.

We can try again.

Things may ... be better.

Do you know that you are weird?

Until a moment ago you did not see the time to get rid of me.

What made you change your mind suddenly?

- Are you crazy? - Yes, I'm crazy. It will be that.

Why not?

Come on let's start from the beginning.

As new acquaintances.

No cars, no police, no accidents ...

Let's go to the sea...

In the sun, in the wind ...

To the island of Lirio. Who knows why they would call her that?

Do you like the name?

It is a lovely place.

It's only an hour from here.

A lily in the middle of the sea.

Ancient refuge of ...

fishermen, pirates ...

and lovers.

Very cute!

Tricky also comes out.

You don't like it?

What happens?

That's just what I'm wondering ... "What is wrong?"

And what is it?

Both of us.

It seems to me now.

Because I haven't told you a thing yet.

Do you know what the problem is?

You want Jennifer to be here and not me.

And I would want another ... by my side.

You see ... I work at the University of Chicago.

There I met an Italian.

An architect who works there six months a year.

It was very hard for both of us when he left.

After two weeks He called me on the phone and ...

He asked me to come to Rome.

So I took out this special ticket fourteen days ...

I don't know or how I'm going to pay.

So I arrive and ...

The first day, he calls me.

The second day, we had dinner.

The third day tells me that he has a wife and three children.

That he waited for him, that he carried them To the mountain and then it was all mine

And I sent him to take it up the ass.

- Does it make you laugh? - Yes.

The story is old ... But it always makes people laugh.

The worst thing is that he hadn't told me.

Silly!

Silly ...

Sight... Listen to me

Agree. It's true. We are two substitutes.

But it seems obvious to me that I substitute for a cocoon.

And you, one that I don't care about at all. Ok?

Or is it not okay?

Okay!

I warn you that we are going to an island that is almost deserted.

And there we will be obliged to live day and night.

Whether you like me or not.

I like you.

And if you want to know the truth ...

The more I look at you, the more I like you.

But, if you don't think like me ...

Friends like before, okay?

- Voucher.

Earth!

Our island!

A lily in the middle of the sea!

Hey! Excuse me ...

What time do you eat here, at the hotel?

Eat? The kitchen is closed.

- We are out of season. - Out of season?

We are out of season. You cannot eat at the hotel.

You know what? We are going to eat outside, in the open air.

Best.

Excuse me There is no hot water in the room.

There is no hot water. We are out of season, "miss."

Better, much better! Cold water is more invigorating.

Go.

Excuse me... Where can we find a taxi?

- So we take a tour of the island. - A taxi out of season ?!

Ah, what an idiot!

Nothing happens ... Better! We go for a walk.

So we walk.

Let's see, Anita ... What do we need a taxi for?

The sites must be seen on foot.

A place is like a person.

It must be known, understood ... Loved.

Can I explain?

There are good places and bad places,

friendly and surly places,

sincere and false,

high and low places.

This, for example, is a low place, with low houses.

- Do you like it? - Sure...

In summer, with the sun, the boats, the sea blue, the countrymen, the umbrellas ...

Nerd. You have to like it now.

Now is the right time for you to like it, damn it!

Come on, come here. Sit down.

We are going to look at people.

- What people? - What people? Sight...

That woman.

- Why? What does she do? - You don't see it?

-She's going to write a letter. - So what?

It's the way she kicks it off.

It is like a rite. She looks at what solemnity.

Look well ... we no longer write, we called by phone.

Instead, she first she has thought what she was going to write,

then she has written it, has brought her here ...

The envelope, the address, the stamp ...

And finally...

That letter has occupied you all day.

This is what we call a life tailored to man.

What I would give to know what he has written!

Dear sister...

I write these lines to you to communicate that ...

a) phones don't work because we are out of season,

b) I would have preferred to phone you because that way it would have saved me the walk.

Other than that, I have nothing to tell you,

because here, as you already know,

how to live according to the measure of man, nothing ever happens.

I would have already jumped out the window But it can not be done.

Because here the houses they are too low.

What are you doing, are you kidding me?

Hey girl, let me see that!

Come on! Look at this!

Look at it!

This one comes out in "Twenty thousand Leagues Under the Sea ".

Sight... Look how he looks at me.

Try to remember where he met me.

You don't remember me, huh?

Ugly! Who am I? I'm Captain Nemo!

- Look at me! - Be careful!

What are you laughing at?

Give me a handkerchief or something.

Has he remembered you? He has recognized you.

Where is that scoundrel?

Wait!

I want to buy that pig.

I buy it and I eat it. He will remember me.

No, you buy it and return it to the sea. Poor thing ... He just defended himself.

Poor thing? Does he blind me and you defend him?

No, I buy it! How much does it cost?

- Five thousand. - Five thousand?

Five thousand.

Have.

- Has he killed him? - Yes.

Go. Where can they cook it for us? Where is there a restaurant?

Are you kidding me? A restaurant out of season?

Out of season you don't eat?

Tourists are not fed. It rests.

Try in the castle. Up there.

Fewer tourists go there in summer and in winter they are more welcoming.

It is very easy. It looks like bridge.

Easy, huh? Take this.

Come on!

Let that king look! Come on, Teo!

Here is the king! We have won.

- But you didn't have the king? - When?

Before, when you looked up. It means to have the king, right?

When I looked up, I wanted to say:

"My God, look how badly this fool plays. "

Go fuck yourself, Teo!

- Look who I got. - Hey, Guido, do we have another one?

Yes, but we change partners because I won't play with Teo again.

An-theo-optician! What a smell!

- Almost done. - This octopus ...

The Virgin, what an octopus! He was bad alive, but dead ...

Even worse.

- Now you and me. - Yes.

- We're going to destroy them. - Sure.

- A dick? - I do not smoke.

Remember that in the briscola they beckoned.

We review them ... The jack, like this. Queen...

King...

- So ... you got it? - I got it.

It's your turn. She plays.

What sign is that?

Can't speak. Just pass signs.

She is a beginner. Her first time ... A little patience, huh?

What signal are you doing?

It seems you have nothing.

With the shoulder like this it means that you have a jack. Queen as well ...

Another queen?

What do you mean with the head movement?

"It means: Let's go."

- "When?" - The virgin, now they speak in English.

Sorry, these are our things. They have nothing to do with the game.

"Now?"

"Okay. Let's go."

Sorry but it is a very important thing, very urgent that it cannot be delayed.

- Nothing serious, I hope. - Nerd.

- You don't need anything? - No, between the two of us we are enough.

- What time does the bus leave? - Maybe they'll be on time.

Get up, Teo. Thank you all. Nice to meet you.

- And the octopus? - He's like a stone. Eat it yourself.

Stop!

Listen...

What time does the last bus leave?

- At seven. - How? Within two and a half hours?

- What do you want? Out of season... - Is there a taxi?

A taxi! Out of season?

Can you wait three hours or ...?

Or is there a risk that you miss it?

- I don't know. - Well then, let's get one thing straight.

It was the wine Or have you gone crazy for me all of a sudden?

I don't know.

Because if it's just the wine, in half an hour it goes away.

Maybe I can.

Yes, but it is a risk, And I'm the one who can't wait

Check it out. Anita!

How much more until Pisa?

I don't know, it depends on the traffic. Why?

Because I have to pee.

Can I last until Pisa?

Where are we going?

To pee.

It looks like we were on the moon.

Yes, it's because of the water from the factory.

They produce soda there.

The scum that is poured into the sea

right around this part, they discolor everything.

- How do you know this site? - I was born here.

In summer we always come.

Once my brother Omero he almost drowned there.

Do you want to see ...?

Where are you? Where have you been?

Forgives.

How nice this! I would love to take a bath.

Yes.

At least it's clean.

You know ...

I have two brothers and a sister: Oriana.

In my house there are also four of us, but all girls.

And you don't feel like seeing them?

Ever. When she gives me to think.

I think of them very often.

Who would say? If it does not reach me to escape the pee, you would not have stopped.

You say that. I am very close to my family.

Especially my father. I owe him a lot.

Mine is a modest family ... Of workers.

I mean...

If I hadn't gone well, now I'd be working there, at the factory.

I was lucky.

- Good luck? - Yes.

I was lucky because ... you know how this is.

As there was no money so that we all study,

my father decided to draw lots.

And my mother came up with a hat named after the three boys.

Why only the boys? What about your sister?

I don't know ... Then women did not count.

The thing is, my father pulled out my name.

- Maybe you weren't the smartest. - What do you know!

Do you know my brothers? So then...

Only since that time ...

even though so much time has passed, I have...

I have like a feeling of guilt.

Like a ... regret.

I don't write for long periods, he didn't let me fall around here ...

I forget about them.

If you just told me that you always think of them.

I think of them but I never see them.

And now that we are here I would like to see them.

And me, what do I do?

We take a room in a little hotel in Cecina, near Rosignano, my town.

And Pisa?

Oh yeah, sure ... Step. Tomorrow morning ...

Now it is too late. Better this way.

So you can take a shower. In two hours I am ready.

Come on! It's only a matter of a couple of hours.

I can't go through my father's town after so many years

and do not stop for a moment to say hello.

It's already a few years old ... Italians we are very close to our parents.

- The cat! - What is it?

Where is Tricky?

I'll be back as soon as I can!

- Fuck! - Careful, sir!

You are Renato and you are Antonietta.

- And you, who are you? - I'm Uncle Guido. The uncle from Rome.

So why don't you know what's my name I am Donato.

- Is that car yours? - Yes, but ...

Where are Mom and Dad?

They have closed. They don't want us to go in.

- I'm going to take it and that's it. - Omero?

Guido, are you here already? Come lend a hand.

Wow, you're here!

Hello.

Pass me my shirt.

- When was it? - I'll do a half hour.

- Have you noticed? - Who knows!

He hadn't spoken for two days.

But look, she looked.

Come help us, Guido.

Put my pants on. The pants!

What about mom?

I thought it would be worse as a woman.

Wait. First you have to plug the gaps, if not, there is a leak.

Please, Guido. Come lend a hand.

Come on up.

- Tell me? - Don Armando ...?

Oriana, they ask for dad.

And ...?

-Who is he? - I'm Gambutti. Is Don Armando here?

No, dad is gone.

How is it gone? Won't I be back for dinner?

No, she is not coming back.

- Can you give him a message? -She's dead, do you understand? Dead.

Have they put the blue or gray suit on him?

Blue, mom, blue.

- I'll make you a coffee. - Wait, mom. I do it.

Not.

We were waiting for you yesterday.

How did it take you so long?

It wasn't my fault.

Elisa hasn't told you what happened to me?

They almost did not stop me.

Besides, I was pretty calm.

You have a nurse here and she says dad is stable ...

Stable, yes! But dying.

I'm taking the children home.

Have they put the burgundy tie on him?

- The tie? - Guido! Is this cat yours?

Ah, the cat! No, mom. I don't know anything about the tie.

- What cat? - This.

They found it in your car.

He was in the seat.

I don't know how he got in. I will be a stray cat that ...

Then, Can we keep it, mom?

No, it could have scabies.

Out! Throw it in the neighbors' garden.

What neighbors or what scabies?

They just want to play. Play, guys!

OK OK.

Come on, what do you still have to do tomorrow's homework!

Also when grandfather dies do we have to go to school?

- What do you think is a party? - Don't let it escape!

Okay, man!

Guido? Do you have Tricky?

Tricky? Yes.

He stayed in the car. Okay ... Easy.

I'm almost ready.

- Where are you? How long does it take? - I was calling you for that.

I wanted to tell you that I can't go right now.

They didn't expect to see me after so long.

They are all nervous.

Especially my mother, do you understand?

They have notified family, friends ... Lots of people.

They have prepared a dinner. I can't stand them up.

Anita ...

Can you hear me? Anita!

- Yes, I hear you. - Then answer, right?

What do you want me to tell you? I have already found out that you are not coming.

No, I didn't say don't go. I said that I might be late.

I don't know how things will go.

Maybe I'll call you later.

Voucher. Perfect.

Sorry, Anita. If she had known ...

would not have come. Bye.

Hello?

Can I meet the concierge?

- "Okay, miss." - Wait!

Needless.

You can help me anyway. Isn't there a movie theater around here?

There is one next to the station. I think they give "Gone with the Wind."

Oh no! I've already seen it twenty times.

There is another one a little further away: the Crystal.

But they play "Porn Night 2". I don't know if you will be interested.

Very much! I missed 1 and was desperate.

On the other hand, I don't know what to do. Better than nothing...

-Is she alone? - Yes, why?

- How old are you? - Twenty-six, why?

Well... Alone, twenty-six years old, a stranger ...

If she finds a hand on her butt Let's see how he puts her back in her chair.

It doesn't look bad.

And what do I do? I don't feel like it spend the night locked up here.

I end up in no time. If you want we can go together.

Between two, you defend yourself better ... If you want to defend yourself.

- It would be fine ... What do you say? - "OK. "

Guido ...

We have already had dinner. See if there's anything left in the kitchen.

- No, thanks. I'm not hungry. - Have you been taking the air?

- Oh, do you want something? - No, thanks.

- Not a coffee? - Not.

- What about mom? - Above.

- Are you sleeping? - No, I was waiting for you.

And you, Mr. Attilio, Don't you want a coffee?

Ah, Guido ... Do you remember Mr. Attilio?

Poor daddy's friend.

Pleasure.

Forty years together! In the factory and out.

Calls to the family, made.

Also to those of Volterra.

Go to the civil registry, done.

The funeral home is coming tomorrow.

- Ah ... The priest? - Fixed up.

I forgot to call the church.

No, he called her.

- But, if you prefer, speak up. - Not.

No, it's fine like this.

If you do not mind, I'll go up another time with him.

Well, I'm going home.

It was the shotgun of choice of your poor father.

I want you to have it. Of memory.

Omero liked the shotgun. Daddy had promised.

When?

Well, I don't remember, but ...

But I do.

Two years ago, around Easter. When you went hunting in Capalbio.

Besides, Mom, why are you giving her the shotgun to one who has never been hunting?

I think that if you want to give him a memory, you could give him the trumpet, for example.

I touched her so much ...

And like the shotgun worth more than a million and a half

I would like to know if compared to Guido, that he was lucky enough to be able to study,

the other two brothers they are going to be considered second class.

Enough, Cora!

These things are not said among us.

Come on, go home. Lie down.

The kids are alone. Come on...

Come, mom.

Rest you a little too, that tomorrow is going to be a hard day.

Yes, but with dad, who stays?

- We're not leaving him alone. - Don't worry, mom.

There is Mr. Attilio. And so am I. We are.

- I'll accompany you. - Not.

I want Guido to come with me.

Yes.

- Where? - To my room.

Taking.

Good night, mom.

Don't listen to those. The shotgun It is for you and nobody takes it away from you.

The shotgun... Why?

Because yes.

Also, it's not true that you will study luckily.

You studied because you were the best and because I wanted to.

What do you say?

Nobody ever knew. Not even your poor father.

Now that he has died, I can tell you.

Do you remember?

I wrote the names on the papers that we put in the hat.

On all the papers I wrote "Guido".

Good heavens, Mom! Why?

Because you were the smartest, the finest and the most elegant.

- Good night, mom. - Good night.

You, how do you think they choose the actors for these movies?

- Certainly not because they are good. - Well no.

By measure. To both the subway, like dachshunds.

I've always wondered how they find them.

In the ads by words.

"Search for so much" or ...

"Gifted" ... There are agencies for that.

That sure is a job.

Do you want to come home for dinner?

- I am hungry. - Me too.

Park Hotel, good morning.

Yes ... You put me with Miss Watson?

How? Speak louder.

I can't, because I'm anxious. Miss Watson ...

Ah, you are Mr. Massacesi!

Anita sleeps. We came back a little late last night.

No, I'm warning her ... Do not hang up.

- No, don't wake her up ... -She told me that when she called her ...

Yes, but it doesn't matter.

Tell her when she wakes up that she has made me late but I'm coming.

And that I bring him the kitten. Thanks.

- Sir! - Yes?

- A lady wants to talk to you. - A lady?

Yes. There, on the street.

Hey... Was he looking for me?

Yes.

Excuse me ...

You are Guido, right? The son who lives in Rome.

Yes.

I have gathered the courage to talk with you

because with the others ... I am ashamed.

Also, since you have studies, it's more modern ...

It is easier for you to understand me.

Armando ...

His father...

he always talked to me about you.

It was a serious thing ... Eighteen years.

Eighteen years old, believe me, it's a lifetime.

I would like to see it again.

Please let me see it again.

But do my brothers know?

- They know. - Okay.

Wait here ... I'll see.

Come, mom, let me comb you a little. I can't see you with your hair like this.

And mom, never noticed?

What's up! He was riding it well, you know?

Eighteen years! How did you manage?

I think he was pretending to go hunting.

He got up at four in the morning,

took the shotgun and got into her bed.

-And she, who is she? - A certain Naomi.

- Married? - Nerd.

The girl did not marry for dad.

But as a young man she was a very pretty woman.

I would have gone with her.

- Thanks. - No problem.

- Still nothing? - Not.

-She tells me again what she said. -That she let you sleep until she arrived.

That was three hours ago! What manners are these ?!

You have found their number on the bar?

For Massacesi I get eleven numbers.

- If you want, I try everyone. - Thanks.

Do you see, Guidito? One after the other, they all leave.

Soon it will be our turn. Will you come when it's our turn?

Go, go.

Guido ...

Come take a look at this.

Sight... This would be the cheapest.

No plumes and no glass.

Just chauffeur. 148 thousand plus VAT.

Yes, but I warn you ... Such a funeral is a sad thing.

Guido ...

- They ask for you. - Who?

- A certain "Vatson". - Ah ...

From the foreign office in Rome. Forgive

Instead, this other ...

"And it is?"

Yes, how is he? Tell me.

Tell me, Guido. I haven't heard from you since yesterday.

I called you but you were sleeping.

Imagine that my mother has made me sleep with my brother, like children.

- But are you coming or not? - I can not right now. I'll tell you later.

?yeme: I take a taxi, I pass by, I pick up the cat and go back to Rome.

No, no ... Wait! Fuck me ...!

- Guido! - Yes?

Can you come to decide?

For my part I have already decided: blue car, many flowers, many advertisements ...

I'll take care. Now...

I'm going to take a little air that if my head is not going to explode.

He is short of breath.

Anita!

Run, run!

What do you want? You are crazy!

- Get down! - Where is my cat?

I already told you: at my house.

- Get down! - No! Not low.

Come down! Get out of there, come down!

- No! - Are you crazy?

What do you want from me? Who do you think you are?

Two days ago you dumped me in that lousy hotel!

It's over!

Leave me! Leave me!

Wretched!

No! Help!

- Come on! - Enough! Leave me!

Damn! Disgusting! Get out!

Channel! Go away! No!

Why? What do you want from me?

What have I done? Help!

- Channel! - Shut up for a minute!

- Disgusting! - Let me talk!

- Coward! - I already told you ... I couldn't.

I don't give a damn! I'm not going to wait for you!

I am not your puppet!

I came here to have fun and I want to have fun!

If he couldn't, he couldn't!

If you wanted to, you could!

Fuck everyone!

Good morning, good night, ladies and gentlemen. Are you having fun?

- Yes, granny, yes. - Do you like "risotto"?

Very much! I have to learn to do it before going back to America.

To America? When?

Friday, I already told you.

Within two days? And what are you going to do there?

- Aren't you okay here? - Now, yes.

- Do you want more? - Yes. I'm hungry ...!

Hey! Is there more "risotto"?

- Sure. - Well, bring us more. No, I already serve.

- Do you have a cigarette? - What are you doing? Do you smoke?

I used to smoke. Then he left it. Three years ago.

- Did it feel bad? - Who cares!

Take it. Brings luck.

My "souvenirs": a cork, a cat and a cartoon.

You have to stay ...

Don't you see how good we are together? I don't want you to leave. Stay

We could do so many things not...!

Hey ... You can leave of tapping with the hand?

- Talk to me? - Yes, with you. It bothers me.

With this foll?n, And did I bother you?

Yes ... Thank you.

You have to stay.

I have lived almost forty years and I've been wrong about everything.

In this point, I want to throw it all away

I want to start over. But I can't if you don't stay ...

Guido ...

What is wrong with you?

Why?

I do not get it.

Is nothing.

Everything is going well.

Everything is fine.

If the lady of the 28 ask for me,

whatever time it is, he tells her that I just left.

- To send. - Take. Thanks.

- Remember: whatever time it is. - Easy!

I take it.

- Yes? - Excuse me, have you seen Mr. Massacesi?

Yes, miss. It was here a second ago.

- No, it just came out ... Right now. - Thanks.

Hey! Excuse me!

Yes, miss?

What is that ... poster What does Massacesi say?

Ah, it's a death announcement!

It is a custom here.

When someone dies they stick all over town.

- Could you read it to me, please? - Sure.

Thursday, April 11, at two in the afternoon, it has expired

after long suffering, Armando Massacesi,

surrounded by the affection of his beloved wife Adelina and her children ...

Guido and his wife Elisa, Omero and his wife Cora,

Oriana and Teo. A prayer.

- Thanks. - You don't deserve them, miss.

- My heartfelt condolences. - Good morning.

- Hello, Guido. - Thanks.

Guido ... Guido!

- All of a sudden ... - Well, you know ...

Guido!

It has to be here.

Yes, here it is.

Guido!

My child...

My child... Tricky.

My child...

My child.

I shit my cats!

Happens.

- What do you want? - I want my cat.

You cat? You are like a goat.

- Come here like this and ring the bell ... - Why? Can't ring the bell?

Look ... This cat is an obsession. I already told you that I took care of him.

Here you have your fucking cat!

I was going to put him in the car

to solve a few things here And then he was going to look for you.

What little things?

Please go to the hotel and wait for me there, okay?

Please...

- Hello Elisa. - Hello.

- Elisa has arrived. - Elisa ...

No wait. Hang on a minute.

What's up, Guido? Do you know that you are a little weird?

Me? I'm normal like that.

You're not hiding something from me, are you?

What was I going to hide from you? I'm afraid for someone to come and find you here.

That's all.

- Well, then I better go. - No!

Good! So this is the house where you grew up.

Yes.

- Can I have a look? - Not...

Not much to see.

This is the dining room ... The kitchen..

Upstairs are two bedrooms ... Hey! Where are you going?

- Anita, come here. Where are you going? - I want to see it.

Is this your parents' room?

Yes ... Yes.

And this is your room and your brother's when you were little.

Yes, you see? They have left it the same.

They have also made the beds.

And this is the bed where you were born.

No, I was born in the hospital. It was a very complicated delivery.

And where are the others?

My mother went shopping ...

My brothers are in the factory ...

and my sister has come out to put some injections. She is a nurse.

- And your father, where is he? - My father ...?

He has gone hunting.

- There is a funeral. - Yes.

Yes, that's what he had to do. I have to go too.

He was a neighbor.

You were very handsome when you were little.

- Let's get out of here. - I like you more now.

Okay.

You look more handsome ... Much more handsome.

Stop! What do you want?

What's the matter, Guido? Don't tell me you don't feel like it.

If you feel like it, me too.

Maybe that way you can forget for a while the death of your father.

For that I have served you until now, huh?

And it seems little to you!

It was enough that you had told me.

Who is that coming out of my house?

And that one? Isn't it Guido?

- Anita ... - "Come on", Tonino.

Haven't you heard? He has said: "Come on, Tonino".

- And I say don't touch my balls. - Get out!

- Come on, Tonino. - Heavens, Guido!

- Run Run. - Guido ...

What do you want? Go away!

- I need you! - You've been teasing me for three days.

- Leave me! - Come on, Tonino!

- I'm going to hurt you!

- You didn't understand shit! - Respect dad!

Are you bringing one from outside?

Shut up!

Now we have to take care of dad. Your wife has arrived.

I heard a voice from heaven say ...

"Blessed are those who die in the Lord. "

I love the Lord, because you hear my pleading voice ...

because he inclines his ear to me, the day I invoke it.

Nets of death wrapped around me, the bonds of the abyss caught up with me,

I fell into sadness and anguish

and I called on the name of the Lord ...

"Lord, I implore you, save me."

The Lord is just and merciful.

Who was that woman?

A whore that has been brought from Rome. Are you happy?

I will fulfill my vows to the Lord first of all her people.

She is precious in the eyes of the Lord the death of...

A whore ?!

It is true that you have brought a whore?

Not.

- You are a pig. - Ah, yes.

Guido?

- What do you say? Are you sure? -I say he's a pig.

What happens?

Guido, is it true?

- I can not believe it. - Believe it, believe it.

- And you are not ashamed? - Nerd.

Unlike... a feeling of liberation.

And you've done those sissies at my place?

No, I have tried, but ...

If poor dad ever finds out ...

He wouldn't have said anything.

He also had a mistress during 18 years without so many stories.

What did you say?

Do you want to see it?

The one who goes behind, next to Mr. Attilio.

The one with the black glasses. Look look.

- It's not possible. - No? Ask your husband.

She he she has always known.

Omero would have told me.

And instead, Omero He has cheated on you for 18 years.

It is true that for 18 years Did your father cheat on your mother?

Can you tell what happens? I don't know anything. Nobody tells me anything.

That his son Omero is a bastard. A bastard!

No, Cora. Do not say that... They haven't told me anything so as not to upset me.

I have always known that the deceased Armando had a mistress.

Are you happy? You have humiliated mom in front of everyone.

?This panda has already had fun from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

Did I start? It is you who have spent half an hour

touching balls with what you do not care.

My children, please!

? You bring yourself to dad�s funeral? to a whore!

How could you do such a thing?

Very easy ... Just like you do abortions.

One only and free. For a friend!

Do not justify yourself, do what you want, but don't judge others.

What if instead of taking care of others, Will you take care of yourself a little more?

That you have taken advantage of daddy's death to take a vacation.

Also your children wanted a vacation.

They are kids! By the nails of Christ!

This is how you thank us after all these years!

After all the sacrifices What did we do for you to study!

Luck is blind!

Not that... Luck sees perfectly.

Ask mom.

Mom, explain the mess of the papers, the hat and what he had written ...

Ask her, because me you don't touch my eggs anymore.

- Guido, come here a moment. - So, is it true?

And are you our mother?

Your father contemplates you from up there!

Here they are not all children of God, dear reverend.