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You know Parker, you are unpredictable.

This is not the direction I want us to go.

But I thought you lived this way.

No, I mean directions in life, Parker.

I don't want us to start dating.

What's wrong with us dating?

We study together all the time.

But that's different.

That's because I need your help in science.

You're the only man I know who can remember everything about protons,

neutrons and alpha rays, gamma rays.

I guess I simply glow on the subject of radiation.

I don't know why, it must be in my blood.

Precisely. You're a natural student.

But dinner with you would be a date.

And dates are for boyfriends.

Please don't be offended, Parker.

But Felicia, why can't you think of me as a boyfriend?

Spider senses. Danger!

I have enough men asking me out.

But a good tutor? That's hard to find.

Parker?

Peter?!

He walked away from me. Who does he think he is?

After being rejected all evening by Felicia

it's her bold rebel spirit that finally get into a little action.

Now, who is that little creep? Some mugger after my money?

Huh, if I could find any, I mean I'd split it with him.

Well, it shouldn't be too hard to keep him in sight.

Whoa!

I should have stuck with Felicia.

Web fluid, I love you.

If those explosions were accidental, then I'm the Human Torch.

Ah ha, just as I thought.

They don't look like they're headed for night school.

Whoa!

It's not nice to rob jewelry stores in Mr. Spider Man's neighborhood.

Can you say "I'm going to jail"?

What happened to Joey?

Who cares? Let's get out of here.

Well, if it isn't a meeting of the diamond lovers of America.

It's Spiderman!

What? Spiderman? Where? Where?

Huh. I just get so flustered when I meet a celebrity.

I just don't know what to say.

How about you just say goodbye.

I'm way ahead of you.

Stay still, will you.

Actually, no.

Get him. It is three against one.

As far as I'm concerned, that means you are outnumbered.

Good thing I remember to set this up ahead of time.

I hate to use so much expensive webbing on yoyos like them.

Too bad that little fellow got away.

I wonder who he was.

Peter, these photos are terrific.

In all my years as editor,

I've never known a photographer as resourceful as you.

Oh, thanks Mr. Robertson.

I don't know how you get these shots.

Me neither.

You're always in just the right place at just the right time.

Tell me, Parker. What's your secret?

A good telephoto lens and a lot of luck, I guess.

That so?

Sure there isn't something else that you want to tell us?

Well, I'd like to get my paycheck today, if you don't mind.

Parker, you really ticked me off.

I'll find out how a young squirt like you gets those photos.

Sooner or later.

Better make it later. Bye.

He's got no use for me, he hates Spiderman.

I bet he can't even stand himself.

Although that would make sense.

Well, what do you know. The little creep.

Sorry. He almost spotted me last night.

I just ain't had any breaks tailing that Parker kid.

Gargan, you're worthless.

Oh gee, Mr. Jameson, don't call me names.

People have been making fun of me all my life.

Yeah, and I can see why.

Parker must know Spiderman.

That has to be how he gets those photos.

How hard can it be to follow him to Spiderman's hide out.

So that's what old fusshead is up to.

Is this a private party or can any wall-crawler join?

Hey, what do you think you...

I got a message for your pal Parker.

That if I catch him following me again,

snapping his little pictures...

I'll do this to him. And that's if I'm in a good mood.

As for you pruneface, get off my case, you hear?

I'm warning you, Jameson, get off my case. Or else...

- You listening, Jameson? - Jameson?

- Har? Yeah, I hear you. - Wonderful.

Till next time, kiddies.

That ought to throw flat-top off the trail.

It won't happen again.

That spider freak, making me look ridiculous.

People are always trying to make me look ridiculous.

You are ridiculous, Gargan.

But how would you like to get back at him?

And make a real name for yourself.

Me? Get back at Spiderman?

I'll kill for the chance.

Then you're on.

I've one trick up my sleeve

that will get that wall crawling wimp out of my hair forever.

Get me the genetics lab at Empire State university.

I wanna talk to Professor Stillwell.

I've made all the preparations.

So this is the neogenic recombinator?

Yes, and this is the battle suit.

Beautiful, isn't it?

It ought to be, considering what I paid for it.

Alright, let's get going.

Doc, what are you doing to me? I feel strange.

Easy, it's the radiation.

Radiation? Hey, that's stuff dangerous?

Not for someone with your limited intelligence.

Gargan, this is what you said you wanted.

Don't chicken out on me now.

I ain't no chicken, Mr. Jameson.

I just want to know what's going on. Stop.

- What's wrong with him? - He'll be okay.

My neogenic recombinator is restructuring Gargan's DNA

to match the genetic code of a scorpion.

I chose to use the scorpion because it's the natural predator of the spider.

See? It's working.

Spiderman at last meets his match.

This is J3 Bravo.

I've got a spider sighting. Heading due south.

I copy that, J3 Bravo. We finally found him, Mr. Jameson.

Oh man. I've got three science papers due Friday.

I have to study all night for a big exam.

And I'm still betting zero with Felicia.

- Get ready, Scorpion. - I hear ya.

And I'm finding my web swinging to help me relax.

Finally wound up tigher than a...

Now what?

- Who the heck are you? - A real hero, you freak.

This is a joke, right? Whoa! This is not a joke.

If you want to join the Fantastic Four, you're in the wrong place.

Highly corrosive acid.

Why do I get the feeling he's not into male bonding.

- Where did he go? - Look!

I am stronger and faster than you.

I gotta get this creep away from this busy street,

before some innocent bystander gets hurt.

Hey pal, let's go talk this over some place where it's just you and me.

That's it, Gargan. Don't let up. Get him.

Who's doing this fight, me or you?

Who are you talking to?

Wouldn't you like to know.

You're dead meat, little man.

Go, go! Get him.

No!

You're doing it all wrong.

Did you expect your crummy web to stop me?

The thought had crossed my mind.

Yeah!

Good move. Excellent.

Look out!

How about that!

I beat Spiderman.

Taken out, by the one, the only Scorpion.

Quit stalling, Gargan. Unmask him.

What happening to me? No... no!

What are you waiting for? Unmask him now.

I've become a freak. A monster.

Lower me down. I'll unmask him myself.

You tricked me.

You never said this would happen.

- What are you doing? - What do you think?

Getting as much distance from that lunatic as possible.

No! Go down! Down!

I am. When I get back to base.

Fire me if you want to, but I have a family to think about.

Jonah, check the main feed.

Oh no.

What have I done?

You? What do you mean?

Robbie, I helped create that thing.

You what!? Why would you do such a thing?

I did it for Julia. My wife.

Years ago, a crime boss want me to back off a story, but I refused.

One night, a man came after me, a man in a mask.

He aimed at me, but he hit her.

Now I sworn to keep the city safe from people who hide behind masks.

And think that they are above the law.

That's exactly what your creation is doing.

- You've got to stop him. - You're right, Robbie.

I made a horrible mistake.

Every bone in my body is killing me.

Ah, I'd love to rest down,

but I gotta find that green goon before he levels all of Manhattan.

Stillwell, do something.

- Gargan is going berserk. - I know.

The genetic realignment is making him mentally unstable.

Professor Connors was right.

Neogenics is too experimental, too dangerous to use on a human being.

Stillwell, fix me. Make me like I was.

I, I can't.

The process is regenerating exponentially,

like a nuclear chain reaction.

- It's too far out of control. - Not again.

Oh... ah...!

You lying...

You. This is your fault.

You want me to stay this way so I can destroy Spiderman.

Stop, Gargan! What are you doing?

I'm gonna let you live just long enough to find out.

Can we get a shot at him?

Negative, he's got a hostage. Stay back.

No, really Aunt May, everything's okay.

I just won't be home for lunch.

But Peter. I've invited Anna Watson's niece, Mary Jane.

Oh right. I'm sorry, I forgot.

I can't make it home right now. The traffic, it's terrible.

In fact, it's really crawling.

Look Aunt May, I really gotta go.

Alright dear. But don't stay out too late.

You sound like you're catching a bug.

- I certainly hope so. - What?

Nothing, Aunt May. I'll be careful. Bye.

Did I just see Jones Jameson with the Scorpion?

Or should I start wearing glasses again?

That's the Oscorp nuclear reactor. Why are you heading there?

Because radiation made me this way.

And I'm gonna use it to change me back into who I was.

I'll punch a hole inside, get at the radiation.

I think it-it's in the middle somewhere.

Gargan, you're insane.

You'll unleash radiation on the whole city.

Not my problem, pal. And quit calling me names.

Green ball in the centre pocket.

I won't ask you what you're doing here, Jameson.

But something tells me I don't wanna know.

A nuclear reactor?

Why don't villians ever pick bakeries to invade?

- Uh oh. - What's that alarm?

The Scorpion just activated the neutron- absorbing control rods behind that door.

Now they're automatically being removed from the nuclear chamber.

They control the rate of the chain reaction inside the reactor.

Without them, the nuclear fission in the chamber increases.

If we don't get them back in,

then the heat will make that thing blow

and we'll all turn into walking night lights.

- How can we stop it? - The console. The red button.

I bet my web shooter that's the emergency shutdown.

Trust me, it's always the red button.

How do you know about stuff like this?

Hey, who do I look like? The Tick?

Gotta get to the core!

Hold it, Scorpie. You don't realize what you're doing.

Oh yeah? I'm doing this.

- What were you up to? - You heard the man.

I got to hit that red button, or the reactor will meltdown.

And the city will be destroyed by radiation.

Who cares? Long as I get what I'm after.

Look. If we continue to meet like this, tongues will begin to wag.

What are you made of? Adamantium?

I'm gonna crush you now.

Oh yeah? It just so happens I like to start each day with a warm hug.

Who am I kidding? Everything's going black.

You gotta be nuts, mister?

Why would you risk your puny life to save his?

Because you're a greater evil.

And heaven help me, he is the only one who can stop you.

Huh? Did I hear right?

J. Jonah Jameson is on my side?

He can't stop me if I squash him first.

Scorpion, you're nothing but a worm.

An insect. A silly sap.

I told you before. Don't call me names.

Now this gives me an idea.

You don't like names huh?

Well that's too bad, frog face.

Because to me, you're nothing but a two-bit, no account, second-rate,

sewer rat baboon, with a brain of a pigeon

- and the face of an eel. - Stop it.

Jameson, get down.

Oh, my aching head.

Hey buster, I'm hurting more than you.

I'm suffering from double vision. Get it? Double vision.

I knew I never should have left Brooklyn.

Oh, never mind.

Thank JJ, for backing me up.

I guess things will be different between us now, huh?

No way. This doesn't change a thing between us.

I still won't rest until you've been unmasked and eliminated.

Fair enough, pickle puss.

And I won't rest until you shaved that stupid moustache.

So we're even.

Oh and fuzzhead, thanks for saving my life.

Jameson saving me is like Moriarty saving Sherlock Holmes.

Life sure is full of surprises.

Well, Stillwell is in hospital, Scorpion is in jail.

And Jonah's probably writing a nasty editorial against Spiderman.

Well at least things ought to be quiet for a wh...

Parker, I've been looking all over for you.

You know you really made me angry the other night.

- Walking away like that, but... - But?

I guess you were trying to tell me that sometimes I'm a little difficult.

I can deal with that.

You know, Parker, you're unpredictable.

I find that interesting.

No kidding!? Does this mean we can have dinner together?

No. Maybe lunch. Ciao!

Maybe lunch? I think she's starting to like me.

Yup, life's definitely full of surprises.