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Alright, what's next?
Ah! History paper.
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I'm going to help you
with that later.
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Spanish project.
Did you get an extension?
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- SÃ.
- Muy bien.
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- Sorry, what?
- Oh, boy.
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Spooner, you're gonna
have to help him
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- with his Spanish project.
- Mm-hmm.
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Also, you have a stats final
on Monday.
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- JD.
- Pig Tits.
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- Fuck you, bro.
- JD is going to help you
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with your stats final.
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Alright. I gotta get going.
Just keep working.
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- Thank you, Rooster.
- See ya, Grg.
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- See ya.
- I believe in you!
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- Guys wanna take a weed break?
- Way ahead of you.
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Hey, boys.
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- Thanks for helping Tommy.
- Hey.
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Now, sit your asses down
and get back to work,
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or I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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- Mom!
- Tommy was a 14-pound baby.
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He ripped me open
from my vagina to my rectum.
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And I didn't go through all that
to have him flunk out.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Yes, yeah.
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Great. Love you, Peanut.
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Love you.
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What the fuck was that?
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Did you actually rip her vagina?
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Shut up.
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Okay, guys, I know that we had
a slideshow today,
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but it's really hard to teach
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when you're making out
like that.
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I'm not responsible for what
happens when the lights go out.
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I think you are, George.
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- Sure. Later, love.
- Hey!
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Hey!
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Are you ready to feel better?
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- Fuckin'-A right, I am.
- Alright.
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This is day one of me
getting my life back.
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Uh, the bikes
are pretty far away.
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I think you might have
put that on a little too early.
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I don't care.
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You should put yours on, too,
so I don't feel stupid.
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- Let's roll.
- Let's do it.
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- Hey, how you doing?
- Hey, what's up?
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Woo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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Okay, um,
I have to tell you something.
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It's been a really
hard decision,
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but I am declining the job
offer from Biotecha.
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I'm gonna stay here
with Archie, instead.
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Oh. I gotta process that.
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Did she tell you?
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Is that not the dumbest thing
you ever heard your whole life?
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I am processing.
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Alright.
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Process away, Walter. Oh!
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Gotta say,
I am loving our new vests.
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I mean, rubber sportswear
has always really suited me.
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- I'm ready.
- Here we go, yes!
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I support you.
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You should do
whatever is right for you.
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- Thank you.
- No. The fuck?
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Relax, I'm not done.
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You just gotta make sure
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Archie's making
the same commitment to you
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that you're making to him.
Got it?
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- Okay.
- Or I'll kill him.
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As would I.
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Fucking Russia,
and... Stalin.
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Fucking fuckity fuck.
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Hey, Archie.
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- Is this a good time?
- Mm-hmm.
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Always a good time!
Yeah, I actually...
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I could do with a break.
I gotta move, anyway.
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Got to, uh, gotta get
the blood flowing, yeah?
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Gotta have a shimmy shake.
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A shimmy-shimmy shake.
You wanna join?
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No, I'm good.
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Uh, you canceled classes
the last two days.
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Sorry, no, I... Yeah, I did.
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I had to cancel 'cause
of a book deadline.
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- Hmm.
- And I've just sort of been at it
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for 36 hours straight,
so, muddling through.
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You ever had one
of these Celsius beverages?
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Yeah, my...
One of my students got me onto it,
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and it... it does remind me
a bit of cocaine, actually.
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The... The feeling you get
from cocaine,
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but not the dark sorta
scary part of cocaine.
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A bit... More the bit when,
you know, you... It's fun,
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and you meet people, but, uh...
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Uh, but no, I can't really believe
they let kids drink that.
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It's, um, it's not good for you.
Can't be.
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- I don't think it is.
- God, my heart is...
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Right... It's beating
so fast, it's...
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- Can you hear that?
- Mm-mm.
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I'm gonna go.
Don't cancel any more classes.
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It's like a fucking nightclub in here,
do you know what I mean?
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Mm-hmm.
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Good luck with the book.
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How you doing?
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Ah, fuck off.
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There he is.
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So, what's up?
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I told the guys on the team
that I was coming to see you,
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and they all really miss you.
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- Bullshit.
- They do.
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Remember when
you peed on the ice?
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- I wish I could.
- You can still see it.
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Every time they skate over it,
I see 'em smile a little bit.
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That is precious.
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Thank you for sharing that.
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So, how's rehab going?
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Yeah, pretty good.
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- Cristle was a big help.
- Mm.
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She found me an amazing place.
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- That's great.
- Yeah.
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Spend most of my time now
in group therapy
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or playing online blackjack.
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Since I got sober,
the world of gambling
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has really opened up to me.
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- Silver lining.
- Well, sounds like fun.
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Yeah, good people.
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Look, Greg's leaving us
in a few days.
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- That's right.
- And we wanted to see
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if you would be able to resume coaching
after Christmas break.
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Ah, my program's
eight weeks, you know,
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so I should probably
see that through.
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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But on the other hand,
I'm not a pussy.
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And I got this demon
inside of me that's screaming,
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"Fuck, yeah. Rock and roll!"
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Maybe let's not listen
to the demon.
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I don't think you should
listen to the demon.
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I'll just talk to Walt,
and we'll see
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if we can get someone
to cover for you until you're ready.
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Yeah, thank you.
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- I'm gonna go.
- Okay, see ya.
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- Yeah. Thanks.
- Alright.
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I bet you 50 bucks when she
gets to the top of the stairs,
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she changes her mind
and comes back down here.
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You know what?
I don't think that you should
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replace alcohol with gambling.
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Oh, my God,
what are you, my mom?
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- No.
- Are you my mom?
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Are you gonna cinch
your titties in your belt?
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I'm gonna go.
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- Come on.
- Alright.
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Oh, my God.
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What's up, little bro?
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I'm researching a paper
on World War II.
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You know who sucks?
Germany.
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You should write that down.
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Just got a text from your mom.
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She said you guys
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are having dinner
tomorrow night?
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Well, she's in Boston.
I thought it might be nice
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if she came and told me
that men don't matter
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- and I'm being weak.
- Sounds fun.
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Uh, what have we got?
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Battle of Midway refers to
where the battle took place.
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It is not the halfway point
of the war.
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- That's confusing.
- No, it's not.
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I saw Archie today.
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- Ah.
- Just living his life.
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- But it still knocks the wind out of me.
- Mm.
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- I'm so bored of myself.
- Don't beat yourself up.
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I think you're gonna get
over this faster than I did.
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Yeah, but getting my life back
needs to be more
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than just bike rides, right?
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Oh, I have some Adderall,
if you want.
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- No.
- Maybe!
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Or, there's Dylan's
tenure track program.
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This is my campus, too.
I belong here.
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- You're a great teacher.
- I am.
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- Yeah.
- And you know why?
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- Don't.
- I'm gonna say it.
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- Please don't.
- Yep. You're a rock star.
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- There it is.
- She hates it when I say that
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and I say it all the time.
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You know what? Screw it.
I am a rock star.
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- You are a rock star.
- You know what else?
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I'm wicked smart.
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You're wicked smart.
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You see? I can be fun when I want to.
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- I just don't often want to.
- Mm.
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Plus, I'm like,
girl-next-door hot, right?
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Well, don't look at me.
Ask him.
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You are the most
beautiful girl in the world.
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You see what I'm working with over here?
You answer me.
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Fine, I...
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Well, I might have seen
a list that you were on
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of Ludlow's hottest teachers.
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- What number was I?
- Four.
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- Wow!
- Hell yeah, top five.
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- Alright! Yeah, yeah!
- Hell yeah, top five.
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Boom, four! Nice!
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Wow.
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Good morning! Good morning.
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I'm sure you all suffered
through a long night
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with the last-second assignment
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I bestowed upon you, but...
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Part of being
in my level 400 seminar
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is total and utter commitment
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to the majesty of world history.
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With that being in mind,
what did you think of my book?
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I only got through
the first 600 pages.
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That's okay, Ruben.
Let's just hope that I don't
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show the same lack of stamina
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when it comes to grading
your final thesis.
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Let's hope I get
to the end of that.
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Come on, guys,
I want some feedback.
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Don't pull your punches.
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What do you got?
What do you got?
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Well, I know it's nonfiction,
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but the writing
feels almost poetic.
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Reminds me of Pushkin.
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Do you know, that's exactly
what I was going for, Pushkin.
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- Thank you, Eli. Very good.
- That being said,
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it could benefit
from some judicious trims.
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Mm, well, yeah, you know...
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I'd argue that, uh,
that the length is warranted
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- for a book of this caliber.
- Maybe just not this much length.
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Oh, look who it is again!
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Someone likes the sound
of their own voice.
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You know what, don't...
Just give 'em back to me.
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I've already handed it in
to my editor anyway, so...
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If you already handed it in,
why did you make us read it?
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Because I mistook you, clearly,
for fellow intellects.
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But, don't worry about it.
The world will always need
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extra security guards and DJs.
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Now, get out. Go on.
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But class just started.
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Go on, fuckity-bye!
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What do I expect
from a bunch of kids
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with prefrontal cortexes that
aren't even developed yet?
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Prefrontal cortex
only impacts impulse control
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and decision-making,
not critical thinking.
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I knew that.
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Look, I know that compliments
are like fuel for you,
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but truly brilliant people
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do not need to be told
that they are brilliant.
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Well, then how do they know?
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Insecurity's not
a great look for me.
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I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna
brush it off, I'm just gonna...
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- I'll get this side.
- Got a little bit there?
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There he is.
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Things are great, anyway.
And somebody told me
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that this place is available
next semester.
249
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Behold. Our new home.
250
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"Our"?
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We're having a baby, Bug.
252
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,548
Pretty sure that Robin's gonna
wanna live with his mother.
253
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I still hate "Robin."
254
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Who's living there now?
255
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Just someone
who's bathing the whole place
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in good vibes.
257
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,362
You know, Greg, I was just
with the head of the trustees,
258
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,696
and that rascal
loves his e-bike.
259
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:18,201
Unfortunately, he shattered
every bone in his right hand.
260
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I can't hear you.
You have to wait
261
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,205
until I am in the room
before you start talking.
262
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,706
Fair enough.
263
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,376
How did he break his hand?
Did he fall?
264
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,794
So, you can hear me?
265
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,213
You got me.
You have a very loud voice,
266
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,965
and we never need to be
in the same room.
267
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,300
Unfortunately,
when I was talking to Graham
268
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about finding yet another
interim hockey coach...
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he said that the whole
hockey program
270
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was "trimmable fat."
271
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No, he can't... Come on.
272
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The boys have been working
so hard, this would kill 'em.
273
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,897
Oh, you know what?
We're getting better.
274
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,608
You should have Graham
come to the game tomorrow night.
275
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We're playing Pruitt.
I think we can give 'em
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- a run for their money.
- Let's hope so.
277
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I tried to impress upon him
that every decision
278
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,951
doesn't have to be based
on budgetary concerns,
279
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,995
and he laughed so hard
he cracked a tooth.
280
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,621
Sounds like a very fragile man.
281
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,790
- He's 80, Greg.
- Not sure that means teeth
282
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,959
should fall out when you laugh.
283
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,961
Sorry, Dylan, but you told
anyone that would listen
284
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,422
about your idea to fast-track
young professors for tenure,
285
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,924
- so that was your mistake.
- I like this energy.
286
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,427
- I'm proactive now.
- Fun.
287
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,471
- But I got class.
- Not for two minutes.
288
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,515
Yeah, but last night
I fell into a tequila
289
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,351
and soldiers surprising their children
on Instagram rabbit hole,
290
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,145
so I gotta figure out
what I'm teaching today.
291
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,480
I'll be so quick. Please?
292
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,775
- Fine, hit me.
- Okay, phew.
293
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,278
We currently only have
one art history professor
294
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,778
with tenure here at Ludlow,
295
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,699
and the only class
he teaches is called Nudes.
296
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,034
No one's even sure
it's an art class.
297
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,327
Yeah, I gotta look into that.
298
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,786
I've already had two articles
299
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,330
published in
the October Journal.
300
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,458
I have had communication
with a curator at ICA Boston
301
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,376
who can bring
more contemporary pieces
302
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,962
to Cabot Museum,
and I'm a great teacher.
303
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,172
So, what do you think?
304
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,258
I think you're a perfect
candidate for tenure.
305
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,054
Five years?
How is that fast-tracking?
306
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,847
Because it usually takes longer.
307
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,474
Why would you
rain on her parade?
308
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,476
Ignore him.
I am so proud of you.
309
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,852
- Thanks, Mom.
- You're welcome.
310
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,187
You've always been
so good at saying
311
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,480
things like that to me.
312
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,856
I'm so sorry your father isn't.
313
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,816
- Okay, it's funny.
- Mm.
314
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,902
- He loves you, he just doesn't
know how to show it. - Okay.
315
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,655
- I hate it, I hate when you do this thing.
- You understand that, right?
316
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,240
I'm gonna go to hockey practice,
and you guys
317
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,492
- have fun being jerks.
- "Have fun being jerks."
318
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,369
- Grumpy.
- I love you,
319
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,913
and I always will, even though
you are mean people.
320
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,167
Um, so how's he been doing?
321
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,418
Actually, really good.
322
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,753
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
323
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,381
He took that picture
of you down, thank God.
324
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,590
- What?
- Yeah.
325
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,676
- Wow.
- I know.
326
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,844
Wow, okay!
327
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,513
- Mom, don't.
- Don't what?
328
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,349
Come on.
He's finally getting over you.
329
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,517
Oh, honey.
330
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,893
No, no. Mm-mm.
331
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,896
He's not getting over me,
because nobody ever does.
332
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,524
I'm not laughing.
333
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,859
Oh, can't a woman
just want her ex-husband
334
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,363
to sadly worship her
for the rest of his life?
335
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,740
- Jesus, Mom.
- That's wrong, right?
336
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,117
- I'm going to work.
- Okay.
337
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,994
Not... That's not okay,
not healthy?
338
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,787
- Mom.
- Working on it, mm-hmm.
339
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,081
Bad girl.
340
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,583
Alright, find your center.
341
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,876
Who you got? Who you got?
342
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,461
Take a shot, DJ.
343
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,879
Take it!
344
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,465
Oh, yes! Oh-ho-ho!
345
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,428
Do you believe in miracles?!
346
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,887
Nice. Alright.
347
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,055
Bring it in.
348
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,932
Good job.
349
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,476
I don't want any of you
to worry about Brad.
350
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,061
I know there was a lot of blood,
351
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,730
but it turns out
he didn't take a hit.
352
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,149
It's just something that happens
when he gets anxious.
353
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,234
- Brad, you good?
- Yeah.
354
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,737
So, tomorrow we have Pruitt,
and they are good,
355
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,655
but I feel confident.
How do you guys feel?
356
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,073
Scared.
357
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,408
There's no reason to be scared.
358
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,035
I got my front teeth
knocked out last time.
359
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,662
- These are veneers.
- Well, the good news, Lucas,
360
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,955
is that they look amazing.
361
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,249
Alright, Pruitt is a great team.
362
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,751
They are faster than we are.
363
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,794
They are definitely
bigger than we are.
364
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,005
They have that number 49.
365
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,591
Big, thick mustache on that guy.
366
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,135
Probably only
plays hockey at night
367
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,763
to release all that violent fury
that he builds up
368
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,890
during the day
working on the docks.
369
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,687
And, now is a really bad time
370
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,981
for me to have lost
my train of thought.
371
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,609
I know I don't say this a lot,
but I love you guys...
372
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,778
Who cares?!
Don't baby 'em!
373
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,654
You're their coach,
not their nanny!
374
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,282
Donnie, this is
a closed practice.
375
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,159
Not for me.
I've got a badge.
376
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,288
At the movie theater.
377
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,790
I have a badge at
the movie theater.
378
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,876
I went last night
for the 15-year anniversary
379
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,211
of We Bought a Zoo.
380
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,838
- I never saw that.
- Oh, my God, it changed my life!
381
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,633
Did you know
you can just buy a zoo?
382
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,135
- Okay.
- It's based on a true story.
383
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,971
- You know Matt Damon?
- Oh, I love him.
384
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,015
He explodes off the screen.
385
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,309
Plus, you won't believe
the animals they got in it.
386
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,144
- Yeah, I'll check it out.
- You will thank me.
387
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,898
But as far as these guys go,
they don't have a chance in hell
388
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:02,652
if they don't stop acting
like a bunch of little girls!
389
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,695
- Thank you, Donnie.
- Yeah.
390
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,197
You know,
I never thought I'd say this,
391
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,990
but I agree with Officer Donnie.
392
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,659
You are not going
to win this game
393
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,162
unless you stop acting
like a bunch of little girls.
394
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,706
Okay, for starters,
I wasn't the first one
395
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,500
to call them "little girls."
396
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,168
That was a local police officer
397
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,337
who I was having
a conversation with
398
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,840
about an obscure
Matt Damon movie.
399
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,675
Loved it.
They buy a zoo.
400
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,051
Okay, it's never okay
401
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,679
to equate the female gender
with weakness.
402
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,181
I completely agree.
What I'm trying to say is,
403
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,852
if you take little girls,
like four or five years old,
404
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,688
and put them on the ice with
a men's college hockey team,
405
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,398
they're going to get killed.
406
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,024
And I don't mean
they're going to lose.
407
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,901
I mean, they are actually going to die.
408
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,404
Ooh! That's my editor, Brenda.
I'm gonna have to take this.
409
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,531
- Whatcha, Brenda?
- Oh, tell Brenda
410
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,284
that we all think
that you're the worst.
411
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,035
I didn't expect to hear
from you so soon.
412
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,204
Not like my book's 180 pages
of a guy called Rooster
413
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,165
shooting people in the face
and fornicating.
414
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,043
There's other stuff
that happens.
415
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,504
So, come on, pins and needles.
What do you think?
416
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,382
That's...
417
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,885
That's, um, that's amazing.
418
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,678
Um, brilliant.
419
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,474
I could have
just as easily said,
420
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,476
"Don't play like little boys."
421
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,561
I'm gonna miss this, Greg.
422
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,062
I'm gonna miss it, too.
423
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,772
W-What do you mean,
you're not gonna publish it?
424
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,983
You... You can't make that decision
after only reading a few chapters.
425
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,739
Mm-hmm.
426
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,991
Well, uh, somebody here
loved it so much
427
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,285
that they actually read
600 pages last night, so...
428
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,663
Y-Yeah.
429
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,915
Sure.
430
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,459
Um, I'm just so tickled
by the news.
431
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,669
I'm gonna have to call you back.
432
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,172
Oh, this is Brenda.
Uh, yeah.
433
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,465
Bye!
434
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,842
And?
435
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,802
- She loved it.
- Oh!
436
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,929
- Of course she did.
- Yes!
437
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,971
- Yeah, come on!
- Come on!
438
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,973
- Okay!
- Give me a hug. Oh!
439
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,600
Yes.
440
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,353
Wow.
You're the author of a book.
441
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,021
Of course,
I couldn't have anticipated it.
442
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:05,273
Your mom dropped by
to see me this morning.
443
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,609
Will you please tell her
that it was, uh,
444
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,194
lovely to see her?
445
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,820
Yeah, I sure will.
Uh, would you like me
446
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,281
to make that sound more sincere?
447
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,866
I'd appreciate it.
448
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,618
Now, I read over
Dylan's recommendations.
449
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,787
Instead of waiting five years,
450
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:22,708
how would you feel about
starting tenure... in one?
451
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:24,794
Are you serious?
452
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,503
I'm always serious.
453
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,465
Thank you, sir.
Uh, you won't regret it.
454
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,300
I believe in you.
455
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,681
Hey, Cristle.
456
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,684
Uh, when my mom was here,
457
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,852
did my tenure come up at all?
458
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:48,526
Well, if I said yes, would that make you
happy or sad?
459
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,736
Happy.
460
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,905
God, Graham,
if you're gonna ride that thing,
461
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,574
you're gonna have to
promise to be safer.
462
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,826
I'm sorry,
If I'm on a bike like that,
463
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,369
I'm gonna do jumps.
464
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,705
Let's talk about me
for a second.
465
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,331
I am looking to start
my next chapter.
466
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,418
- And my name is on this building.
- Mom?
467
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,752
Yes, hi!
468
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,671
When you're done,
may I have a word with you?
469
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,214
Sure.
470
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,136
That sound as ominous to you
as it did to me?
471
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,055
Alright, boys, have a seat.
472
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,224
Listen up.
473
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,268
Before we go out
and beat Pruitt...
474
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,522
Yep, I said it, "beat Pruitt."
Thought it might be nice
475
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,733
for you to hear some words
from an old friend.
476
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,859
Boys!
477
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,903
Boom, hey!
478
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,447
Alright!
479
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,073
Alright, there we go!
480
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,618
Oh, man.
481
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,870
They've all grown up so much.
482
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,582
Uh, Greg told me you guys
are a little down on yourselves.
483
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,709
And I guess
I just wanted to say,
484
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,587
if I can take my shit heap
of a life and turn it around,
485
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,714
I damn sure know
that you can go out there
486
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,633
- and kick Pruitt's ass!
- That's right!
487
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,551
Yeah!
488
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,719
You can kick A.
489
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,220
So, I want you
to go out there today...
490
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,640
Oh, hold on, hold on, Greg.
Actually, this is a good chance
491
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,558
- to make some amends.
- Mm...
492
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,560
- I don't... You don't need to...
- Yeah, Lucas? Lucas.
493
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,228
Yeah.
Remember when you told me
494
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,564
that your ADD medication
had stopped working for a couple months?
495
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,566
- Yeah.
- Well, it did.
496
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,568
I was grinding 'em up
and snorting 'em
497
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,070
every morning to get out of bed.
498
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,488
What were the pills
I was taking?
499
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,282
Those were just tablets I use
to clean my fish tank.
500
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,242
- And they died, so, um...
- Okay, good.
501
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,494
- Thank you, Coach.
- Yeah.
502
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,662
- Appreciate it.
- No, I've got more.
503
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,246
- No, no, no.
- Sam!
504
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,582
- Remember when your bike got stolen?
- Uh, yeah.
505
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,751
I told you that DJ had been
eyeing it for a couple weeks,
506
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,752
and that, uh, he talked about
what an awesome feeling
507
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,296
it would be to steal
from a dear friend?
508
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,422
That was me. I took it.
509
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,759
And I traded it for a single
six-pack of JuneShine,
510
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,469
- whatever the fuck that is.
- Okay.
511
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,138
Guys, you know, it'll be
a really healthy experience
512
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,599
- for you to rekindle that friendship.
- What he said, okay?
513
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,102
And honestly,
if anybody's missing anything,
514
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,270
I took so much stuff
I can't really remember.
515
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,939
Like this necklace.
516
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,441
This was way too nice to sell.
517
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,859
Look at that.
That's real gold.
518
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,444
- That's really nice.
- Okay, who do we got?
519
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,612
Neal! Really?
520
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,779
- It's a cross.
- Alright.
521
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,948
I had you pegged as a Jew.
522
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,449
Alright. Brad.
523
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,368
Hey, you're the only guy
I came through for.
524
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,953
Remember that grad student
you were dating?
525
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,620
She dropped you like
a sack of hot potatoes?
526
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,289
Well, that's 'cause
I was banging her, you know?
527
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,791
- Oh.
- A-And, uh, she was trouble.
528
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,460
So, you're welcome.
Alright, guys.
529
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,962
Go get 'em. Play hard!
530
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,171
- Whoo!
- Thanks, Coach.
531
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,339
You got it!
532
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,303
Alright, let's go out
and have some fun.
533
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,272
Okay. Good energy.
534
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,985
Attaway, Bobby!
535
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,946
Holy mackerel!
536
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,161
Let's go! Come on!
537
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,329
Alright, alright, alright.
538
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,957
- Good physical play.
- Come on! Yeah!
539
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,880
He's just a boy.
540
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,470
Stop. It's over.
541
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,848
Fuck, yeah!
Make him bleed!
542
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,603
Oh!
543
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,523
Is his arm broken?!
544
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,025
Is his arm broken?
545
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,695
- Yeah!
- Get fucked!
546
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,366
Go, DJ!
547
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,369
Ah!
548
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,206
Yeah!
549
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,875
Yes!
550
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,881
Alright, boys!
551
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,925
Ludlow!
552
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,553
This is the greatest
fucking game ever.
553
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,222
That was my son!
554
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,890
My son scored.
555
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,851
Hey, raise your hand
if your son scored.
556
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:56,232
Why would you stick your nose
into this tenure stuff?
557
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,316
You know how long
I've been trying
558
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,609
to get out of your shadow.
559
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,569
Honey, if you want me
to apologize
560
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,404
for being your mom,
I am not gonna do it.
561
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,615
I have given you a lot of cool stuff.
562
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,409
Big brain, great hair,
perfect amount of freckles.
563
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,161
Too many.
Sometimes I cover them up.
564
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,913
Why do you cover them up?
565
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,665
Look, I know that
being your daughter
566
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,835
got me my interview here,
but I got this job on my own.
567
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,507
I didn't get the job myself,
did I?
568
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,467
Deep down, you had to know.
569
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,093
I really didn't!
570
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,138
You were an inexperienced
29-year-old,
571
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,099
and you were offered
a full professorship.
572
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,643
How did you think that happened?
573
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,270
'Cause I nailed the interview.
574
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,105
And I wore a really cute outfit.
575
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,439
Oh, God, I'm dumb.
576
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,149
- You're not dumb.
- I am, I'm dumb.
577
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,609
I'm the dumbest person
in the world.
578
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,152
Nope. Naive, maybe.
579
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,863
And that will fade with age.
580
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,698
- Jesus Christ.
- Holy shit.
581
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,448
You stole the cock! Cool!
582
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,451
Not cool.
I didn't even do that on my own.
583
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,454
- Oh.
- I... I think I really believed
584
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,332
that I did all this stuff myself
because when it came to my life,
585
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,627
Mom, honestly,
you weren't overinvolved,
586
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,380
or even, like, involved.
No judgment.
587
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,798
A little bit of judgment.
588
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,466
A little bit of judgment, yeah.
589
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,344
You know what? In my defense,
it really wasn't even my i...
590
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,347
Uh, w... Never mind.
591
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,812
Whose idea was it?
592
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,647
Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
593
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:21,316
- Alright, alright. Okay.
- Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
594
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,986
- Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
- Okay, bring it down. Bring it down.
595
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,322
I'm proud of you guys.
You did a great job.
596
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,907
No, no, no, hold on, hold on.
597
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,326
Guys, guys,
it was just one game.
598
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,703
Keep that in mind, alright?
599
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,206
But this is the best day
of my life!
600
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,890
Alright... Oh!
God, you scared me.
601
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,016
We won.
602
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,517
Honey, we won!
603
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,898
We won.
604
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,400
How could you do this?
605
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,736
Uh...
606
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,905
I don't know,
I guess it was kind of a fluke.
607
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,573
I'm sure we will
never win again.
608
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,243
- What's going on?
- Why did you take a job here?
609
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:17,373
Because I like
challenging myself
610
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,458
and stepping outside
of my comfort zone.
611
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,294
- You hate both those things.
- Not as much as I used to.
612
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,714
So, you didn't take a job here
613
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,925
as a trade-off
so I wouldn't get fired?
614
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,552
I was on my way out, Dad.
615
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,764
Away from Archie
and this fishbowl.
616
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,808
And maybe if I'd gone
somewhere else,
617
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,893
it would've been a really good thing for me
to find my own way.
618
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,395
But you didn't let me
do that, did you?
619
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,397
I didn't want you
to make a mistake.
620
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,107
I get to make mistakes!
621
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,234
- I...
- I need to make mistakes.
622
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,152
You don't trust me
to do anything on my own.
623
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,946
- That's not true, hon...
- Tenure.
624
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,781
Me getting hired here
in the first place,
625
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,907
that was all you.
626
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,451
Honey, I was just
trying to help.
627
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,911
- I love you so much.
- Okay.
628
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,247
- I would do anything for you.
- Yeah.
629
00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,581
- You know that.
- Okay. I know.
630
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,667
So, let's just get it
all out in the open.
631
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,585
Is there anything else
that you have done
632
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,337
that you think
would make me go insane?
633
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,339
Let's just clear it all up.
Anything?
634
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,218
No. No.
635
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,849
I have been playing
online backgammon
636
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,100
with Fred Salewski.
637
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,351
Who is Fred Salewski?
638
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,853
Sunny's dad.
639
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,981
Our paths crossed.
I think you'd actually like him.
640
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,649
I don't think
I'd like Sunny's dad.
641
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,444
When you're playing backgammon
with Fred Salewski,
642
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,946
- are you chatting?
- No, there is no chat feature.
643
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,949
- Sometimes we FaceTime while we're playing.
- What the fuck?
644
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,284
What is wrong with you?
645
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,827
I know you're mad.
646
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:37,995
I'm not mad.
647
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,498
I'm really sad.
648
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,711
I actually really thought
you believed in me.
649
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,212
I do believe in you.
650
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,839
Yeah. It shows.
651
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,522
More coffee?
652
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,691
No. Thank you.
653
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,152
Um, can I please
have another slice of pie?
654
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:13,572
And if I detect any judgment,
there's not gonna be a tip.
655
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,866
Third piece, coming up.
656
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,535
She wants whipped cream, too.
657
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,663
Hello.
658
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,540
- Getting drunk alone?
- Nope.
659
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,752
Just drowning my sorrows
in this American excuse for tea.
660
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,504
I did ask for loose leaf,
but apparently,
661
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,589
that's beyond the realms
of possibility here.
662
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:33,217
Loose leaf tea in a diner?
Be more pretentious.
663
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:37,930
Care to join?
664
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:41,975
Why not?
665
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,857
Ah, massive pie consumption's
always a bit of a tell with you.
666
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,691
What's going on?
667
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,694
Do you think I can make it
through the world
668
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,863
on my own without it
being a total disaster?
669
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,698
Barely understood that.
670
00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,911
Katie, you're literally
the smartest person
671
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,579
in any room that you walk into.
672
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,373
I don't know what you
want me to say.
673
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,624
You can do anything.
674
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,509
They're canceling my book.
675
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,557
- Fuck Brenda, she's a troll.
- I'm lucky really, I suppose.
676
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,059
Finding out at a young age that
I'm not nearly as impressive
677
00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,686
as I believe myself to be.
678
00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:29,648
I know you want me
to compliment you.
679
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,608
I really do, yeah.
680
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,944
You know, somebody told me
that brilliant people
681
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,779
shouldn't have to be told
that they're brilliant.
682
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,405
That's stupid.
What's the point of being brilliant
683
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,241
if no one's gonna say anything?
684
00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,952
Mm-hmm. You're gonna get
your book back, Arch.
685
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,954
You're the most
persuasive person I know.
686
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,124
- Don't know about that.
- Come on.
687
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,917
You were even convinced
that you could persuade me
688
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,251
to take you back.
689
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,462
You had that whole
big speech memorized.
690
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,422
- Mm-hmm.
- Lucky I didn't have to sit through that.
691
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,091
Oh, no, no, no, you really
missed out on that one.
692
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,926
It was an absolute belter.
693
00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,304
I mean, I found it
incredibly scintillating.
694
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,014
- I'm sure you did.
- Go to town.
695
00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,308
Thank you.
696
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,314
What was it?
Just curious.
697
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,482
Oh, uh, I don't know.
698
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,984
Just something
along the lines of
699
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,110
me marrying you was one of
the only things in my life
700
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:18,071
that didn't feel like it
was a total and utter mistake.
701
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,491
I mean, don't get me wrong,
702
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,118
it still had some classic
flourishes in there.
703
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,454
Joke here,
cheeky turn of phrase there.
704
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:26,663
- Mm-mm.
- Okay.
705
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,167
No, I guess the general gist
was really that
706
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,628
if I was one day lucky enough
to have the chance
707
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,463
to, I don't know,
try and get you back,
708
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:35,923
- then I would spend...
- I'm in.
709
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,968
T...
710
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,054
That wasn't... Katie, you...
No, what you...
711
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,639
You just... You asked me
what the speech was.
712
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,224
I wasn't giving you the speech.
713
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,808
Yeah, but you also told me once
714
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,144
that I had as long as I wanted
to make a decision.
715
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,063
So, I'm making it.
716
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,814
And if it's a huge
fucking mistake,
717
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,191
at least it's mine.
718
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,984
So, yeah, I'm in.
719
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,402
Do with that what you will.
720
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,530
And pay for my pie.
721
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,040
I also had two cheeseburgers.
722
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,015
What?
723
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,079
Bye-bye.53486
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