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Welcome back.

And if you've just joined us, you haven't missed a thing.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

PRODUCER: 'Push in on Lucy for this.'

Caroline, did you just put a photo up?

'We're gonna pan across.'

OK, let's just say

that Chef Carl no longer requires my assistance in the kitchen,

and I'm all right with that.

Thank God I was wearing an apron, though.

Would have ruined my lovely new suit.

SHE CHUCKLES

OK, let's get on with the show. 'Back to camera two.'

And I am delighted to welcome onto my sofa

the fascinating Cillian Carr.

'Cillian, I'm so excited to meet you.'

'Delighted to be here, Lucy.'

Now, you are an empath, but what exactly does that mean?

Well, an empath is a person who can really feel someone else's feelings,

even if the other person is hiding their true emotions.

'So... do you know what I'm feeling right now?'

'Absolutely. Do you want me to tell you?'

'Erm... I'm not sure, actually. Feels a bit personal.'

I bet it does, you cold-blooded viper tart.

'Oh, go on, these lot are dying to hear.'

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

'Lucy, you're what I'd call a Prosecco person.'

OK. I mean, I like a tipple.

Well, no, what I mean is that you're bubbly and full of fun.

Comes right at me like a fizzy energy.

'Oh. Thank you.'

'I also feel a lot of warmth and kindness, too.'

'Well, yeah, I mean, I think it's important to be kind.

'You never know what someone's going through.'

Although you do, Cillian.

And that's why it's such a joy to be around people like you.

Aw! Do you know what? I think I like having an empath around.

WOMAN: I'd rather the Prosecco, thanks!

LAUGHTER Was that you, Caroline?

OK, Cillian, thank you for ignoring how I feel about Caroline right now.

'OK, you're ready for the close.'

OK, that's it for today.

So, to everybody watching,

from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Without you, there is no show.

I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

'Good. And we're clear.

'Good show, everyone.' Thank you so much for that.

That was great. Thank you. See you soon.

Solid show.

The omelette spill played nicely. It's not like you to be clumsy.

Well, you know, every time I draw attention to the Sansuka clothes,

I get a little bonus.

Eh, clever girl. Well, you did the contract, Mel.

Mm-hm.

Yeah, that's great.

Tickets for the secret launch snapped up in minutes.

Oh, brilliant.

I really hope they like the products.

They're gonna love them.

What look do you want for the shoot later?

I was thinking that, like, really nice, dewy, naturally radiant skin,

so it's gonna take a while.

Babes, you've never looked better.

You would say that, you're my manager.

I also firmly believe you're gonna win Best Presenter.

Ugh. No, I've put a grand on it.

You have not! Yes, I have.

MEL CHUCKLES

Oh, for fuck's sake! I've told the mailroom to screen these.

What, homemade truffles? You don't want them, I'll take them.

Tabbie, they're made of cow shit. How do you know?

We get a delivery every four weeks, like clockwork. Gross.

I keep telling her we can investigate this creep.

Yeah, but even if they got him,

he'd probably just get off with a warning.

And... I don't know, I feel sorry for him.

Anyway, I'd rather receive them than make them.

Yeah, well, when you put it like that...

LUCY CHUCKLES

You should have called. I would have come up.

It's for your mum.

She's gonna need a bit of pampering when she gets out of hospital.

Oh, Luce, she'll be made up. Thank you.

Tommy, do we have time to go to the supermarket before we pick up Poppy?

Er...

I'll drop you there, get Poppy from school,

and I'll circle back for you. Ah, you're a star.

Towel, please. What?

Er, towel. Oh, right. Erm...

Yeah. There you go.

Hey, you all right, Tim? Hey, how are you? How's it going?

It's good, it's good, it's good.

Have you got that sauna repaired yet?

Oh, we're waiting for the part from Germany.

It'll be back up this weekend, I promise.

Promise!

I should have mentioned...

...we keep towel supplies...

...ON the counter. Right.

And, Jacob... to get a guaranteed smile,

when a member arrives, you say, "Hi.

"Here you go. Enjoy your session."

And you give them the towel.

Cool. Works every time.

PHONE BUZZES AND RINGS

Hello, my love.

LUCY: So, how's Jacob getting on?

Just put him on reception.

Hi. Here you go. Enjoy your session. Hello, mate.

It's early, but I think he's actually beginning to enjoy it.

Tommy, Jacob's loving his work experience.

Of course he is.

So, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

No. You're thinking summer job,

and I'm thinking, it's barely been two hours, let's not jinx it.

Come on. My two boys working together.

A girl can dream, can't she?

Keep sopping over him like that and he won't step foot back in here.

See you later.

Yeah. See you in a bit. Thanks, Tommy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! Stop! Hey! Hey!

Get back in there, you little...! GRUNTING

Oh, my God.

Get off me! LUCY GASPS

Oh, my God, that was amazing. You're incredible.

Oh, no. I'm just ex-military. The, erm... The training kicks in.

Thank you so much. What's your name? Donna.

Hey, Donna. Look, I'm Lucy.

Oh, my gosh. It IS you.

Oh, sorry, I just maybe thought it was somebody who looked like her.

I mean... I mean you. I mean... Sorry. Just...

Just... I watch Lucy Logan Live every day.

Really? Really.

It's like this magical world you can escape into.

I'm your number-one fan.

Why don't you come to the studio, watch us record?

The studio? Stop it! What you doing tomorrow morning?

No, this is too much. No, really?!

Is that a yes? Are you gonna come?

Yeah. Yes, please.

Yeah? Yes, thank you.

Yeah. Oh, thank you, Lucy. LUCY CHUCKLES

No, thank you. Wow.

THEY LAUGH

I mean, it was scary, but the way she rammed him with that trolley,

it almost made it worth it.

I'm just glad you're not hurt.

I'm gonna give her the full tour and a big box of goodies.

TABBIE CHUCKLES She'll love that.

Well, she deserves it. The bag cost a fortune.

It's a great story, Lucy. Could make for a nice interview.

Do you know, I don't know if Donna strikes me as the type of person

that would want that sort of attention, but we'll see.

You're perfect.

Right. Are we ready? OK. OK.

All right, let's do it. SPLASHING

CAMERA SNAPS Oh, my God, it's freezing!

If the water's hot, you'll get all red and sweaty.

Oh, no. Don't want to mess with my natural radiance, do we (?)

LUCY SQUEAKS

Oh, right. OK, quick question -

how am I supposed to look serene when my teeth are chattering?

THEY LAUGH

MAN HUMS A TUNE

HE COUGHS

HE COUGHS

Just this way, but mind the cables. Oh. Oh, right.

It's not so glamorous off-air, is it?

DONNA LAUGHS Oh.

DONNA GASPS Sit down.

Wow. There's been some bums on this!

THEY LAUGH

Actors, pop stars... DONNA GASPS

Do you remember Kylie? Oh, my all-time favourite.

You know, I don't think I've ever seen her open up as much.

You're... You're an amazing interviewer.

Well, I'm glad you think so, because...

I want to interview you about our little misadventure.

What, on the show?

No. No, I can't.

It would just be right here, just like we are now.

No, no.

You're not gonna make me, are you? I-I-I think I'd die.

Oh, OK. It's all right. Forget I even mentioned it.

Right, sorry, Lucy. No, it's fine.

But you don't mind if I talk about it on air, do you?

Oh, of course not. It's just, erm...

I don't wanna be in front of the cameras.

Yeah, of course.

Listen, the last thing I wanna do is make you feel uncomfortable.

DONNA CHUCKLES

THEME MUSIC PLAYS

So, I'm there watching this whole thing play out,

and I just freeze - totally useless.

But she's just there, and she's giving it what for,

and she grabs my bag back off him,

and then he just... he runs off, he legs it.

And after doing all of that,

she only asks me for one thing...

...to remain anonymous.

So, thank you, from the bottom of my heart,

to my very own real-life superhero.

You're amazing.

SHE SNIFFS

Oh. Oh, it really does smell like a forest.

Doesn't it? THEY LAUGH

And I tell you what, wait till you smell the organic skincare range.

It's absolutely beautiful.

Wait, where did I put those lipsticks?

Lucy, you don't have to give me all this stuff.

Don't be daft. I get sent loads of things.

And anyway, you deserve it.

Do you know what would look amazing on you?

This jacket.

Is that designer? Yeah. I can't wear it.

I'm brand ambassador for Sansuka, so I wear all their clothes.

Oh. I-I think I've seen this online.

What do you think? It's just fantastic.

I think you look amazing in it. It's gorgeous.

Lucy, this is a fortune.

Don't be silly. It's a gift.

That's great news, Mum.

Oh, look, I'll call you later. Now, stay in bed.

I hope you've had a lovely time. Yeah.

Just on the phone to Mum. Operation went well.

Oh, that's brilliant.

Tommy, this is Donna.

You mean Wonder Woman?

Ha-ha! You see? You're famous!

Tommy, would you drop Donna off for me?

Oh, of course. I'd be honoured. Oh, thank you.

Let me take those off you. Oh, great, yeah. Thanks.

Thank you. Oh. Thanks.

And thank you so much.

Being on set and watching you was... was one of the best days of my life.

Well, then, don't be a stranger. I'll have a word with security,

and if you're passing by, just drop in.

Oh, I will. Thank you, Lucy.

All right. See you. Bye.

Thanks, Tommy. Yeah. See you in a bit.

After you. Oh, right. Thank you.

OK? Thank you. Yeah.

Right, there we go.

Sorry, I'm just texting a mate, trying to explain.

Oh, it's all right. Why don't you finish that?

I'll get the boxes. OK.

Ready? Yeah, all set.

Poppy, last one. You'll get tummy ache.

DOOR CLOSES We're home!

Hey!

So, how was work?

JACOB: Great. I'm starving.

We've just had tacos.

Poppy's been baking. Tuck in.

Don't mind if I do.

Mmm! Nice work, Pops!

Mum, you know I'm vegan now. Yeah, so are those.

Really? Uh-huh. Yeah.

Really? Yes, really.

Mmm. Mmm, that IS good.

Yeah, I told you. What do you say?

Thank you, Poppy.

That's never a Sansuka dress.

I wouldn't be a good brand ambassador

if I looked frumpy in their clothes, would I?

Isn't that cheating? No.

It's kind of cheating.

I've been altering my clothes since I was a kid, I can't help myself.

Do Sansuka know? What? Whose side are you on?

No, no, no, don't smudge my face. I'll do what I feel like.

Poppy, put the cupcake down.

No, seriously. It took me ages to get this lip.

HEELS CLACK OUTSIDE ROOM

I'm off!

Night, Jacob. Yeah. Laters!

DOOR CLOSES

LAPTOP CHIMES

CHEERING

Over here!

OK. All right, that's enough photos, thank you.

Well, hello, everyone.

I'm so happy and so proud to be introducing you tonight

to Vivea, by me, Lucy Logan,

my very own self-care range.

Lucy, tell them how you teamed up with the Healthy Heart Alliance.

Do you know what? I love the Healthy Heart Alliance.

They are a fantastic charity,

and they are the perfect partner for us,

cos people don't realise

stress is the biggest cause of heart disease,

which is why self-care is so important.

And the amazing thing about Vivea,

50% of all profits go to the charity.

So you're not only looking after your own heart,

you're caring about someone else, too.

Thanks, everyone. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

No, Trish, thank you for coming.

And I hope your nan gets better soon.

Thank you, Lucy.

Sorry. Oh. Oh!

Oh, my gosh! Look at all this. You must be thrilled.

Donna, I didn't know you were coming.

And you're wearing the jacket. I told you it looked good on you.

I've not taken it off.

You haven't got any gifts.

Oh, silly. You've already given me a whole set.

No, that's not why I'm here. I... I came to support you.

I've been telling everyone how brilliant your products are,

especially that midnight forest candle.

Mel. Mel! Donna's come. It's lovely.

Isn't that lovely?

Would you mind sorting her out with the full range of candles?

Oh, no, no, Lucy, that's not why I'm here. I insist.

And listen, it's really good to see you.

All right. Bye-bye. Right.

Oh, right.

Hello there. It's Rita.

Thanks for coming and supporting. I really appreciate it. Thanks.

Hello. Hi, Lucy.

I should be allowed a lie-in on a Saturday.

Nine o'clock is a lie-in.

Oh, wait - bags. Thank you. I'll get them.

Right. Is it time yet, Carl?

This is my favourite part. I love decorating cakes.

No! Whoa!

LAUGHTER

PRODUCER: 'Can we get it back on track?'

Sorry, Carl. Don't know what happened there.

Gave me a fright. SHE CHUCKLES

'Sorry.' HE SCOFFS

Somebody's a little off this morning.

LAUGHTER ON SCREEN

'Sorry about that.'

Donna's starting to creep me out. Oh, that laugh of hers.

Oh, I know. I mean, she seems to be everywhere I go. Really?

Well, not everywhere, but just having her around has thrown me off.

Right, we can't have that.

When I said to pop by, I didn't expect her to turn up every day.

It has to stop. Oh, I can see the headline now,

"I saved Lucy from a mugging, and she banned me from her show."

So, what do we do? I'll make excuses.

Limit her visits to once a month - insurance reasons.

She'll get the message.

There's something else.

Your monthly boxes of cow shit truffles.

Jane Shelley mentioned them.

Not on air, on that podcast of hers. How does she know?

Well, we did talk about it with Tabbie.

It's not Tabbie.

Well, it's a bit of a coincidence. No, it's not Tabbie.

She's a mate, all right? It's got to be someone else.

It's probably just, like, someone in the mailroom or something.

Yeah, yeah, it could be. No, yeah, I'll have a word.

SCHOOL BELL RINGS

CHILDREN CHATTER

CHILD: Dad!

Oh! You got me. LUCY LAUGHS

You gave me a fright there.

Come on. Quickly. OK?

ALARM WAILS

LUCY SIGHS Bloody alarm!

WAILING STOPS

Mum! Mum! Poppy?

Look, that's all I can tell you for now. I...

What?

Yes, of course she got a fright.

A break-in and a weird message, she's freaked.

And Poppy's OK?

Managed to persuade her that the flowers were a surprise from Shawn.

And Jacob? He was at a sleepover, thank God.

So we're not gonna tell him. All right. Good policy.

OK, let's see this thing.

Could that be Donna?

Nah, that's a bloke.

Well, she could have paid someone.

Yeah, that's a pretty wild idea, babes.

Oh, all right, then, fine.

I'll get my detective to do some digging on her. All right?

Could it be your truffle Romeo?

Nah, he's harmless. This is very different.

So, the police will file a report. See what good that does.

I told you there's no point in telling them.

Are you hearing this?

Well, the police have leaked stories in the past,

and with the awards coming up...

Someone broke into our home, where our children live.

That's why we're gonna up security.

Lucy, the police needed to know.

And now they do, I hope they keep it to themselves.

Flowers, lipstick on the mirror - tabloids would lap that up.

Safety is priority.

And that's why we're gonna up security.

Shawn, this is just some saddo, OK?

We are not gonna let this get to us. OK?

So, finally time to get a dog, right?

LUCY LAUGHS

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop! Stop!

Get... Get back in, you little... GRUNTING

The delivery guy has got the same spider on his cap as the mugger did.

It's the same person. You think Donna staged the mugging?

Yeah, and she acted so sweet. "Oh, I'm your number-one fan."

Can't believe I've been so stupid. I need to deal with it.

No, you do not.

No, Mel, I need to sort this out.

That's what you pay me for.

Don't worry, I'll deal with Donna.

I know Lucy was ever so grateful for you intervening with that robber,

retrieving her bag.

Oh, I'm the grateful one.

I mean, meeting Lucy's well, it's changed my life.

MEL LAUGHS

You certainly love coming to the show. Yeah.

Must have been a bit of a thunk

when I had to reduce you to monthly visits.

No, no. I-I'm blessed to be in Lucy's life at all.

Donna, can I trust you?

Of course.

It's Lucy.

She's being... stalked.

What? No.

Poor Lucy. That's terrible. Is she all right?

What do you think?

DONNA EXHALES Stupid question. Sorry.

Is there anything I can do?

Well, if you have any idea who it might be?

No. I wish I did, truly.

Do you?

Well, that's why I'm here.

We have a protocol for these situations.

The first thing we do

is remove all Lucy's most recent acquaintances from the equation.

I'd like to think I was more than an acquaintance.

Acquaintance, fan - it's all the same.

So, what did the police say?

We've taken matters into our own hands,

hired a top security team.

Oh.

Best in the business. Ex-SAS.

They're not like the cops. They play by their own rules.

Quite scary, if I'm honest.

Cross them at your fucking peril.

I understand.

Hopefully, it'll all blow over.

Yeah. Maybe it's just, erm, a fan who's a bit overenthusiastic.

Yeah.

Here's hoping.

I still can't believe it's Sansuka.

Now, your award-winner face, I've narrowed it down to two.

I've got natural nude or statement lip.

Maybe red.

You don't want either of them, or...?

Oh, sorry. I'm miles away.

I think the statement red would be good. Thanks. OK.

Well?

She acted like butter wouldn't melt until I mentioned the SAS.

And then?

She as good as said it will never happen again.

So it's over? It's over.

LUCY SIGHS

SHAWN SNORES LIGHTLY

LAPTOP CHIMES, JACOB CHUCKLES

Hey. Hey.

Fancy watching a movie? Movie?

Er... Maybe.

Been doing anything interesting?

Environment stuff. Organising a protest.

Yeah? Stop fossil fuel.

I'm proud of you, you know. Taking a stand.

Yeah? Then go vegan.

We're already 70% there because of you. Don't push it.

HE SIGHS I suppose it's a start.

You're growing up so fast.

You probably don't remember when it was just us two.

When I'd make popcorn, and we'd...

we'd watch movies together until you fell asleep on the sofa.

I remember the time you took the lid off too fast,

and the popcorn went flying everywhere.

What, and you were trying to catch it in your mouth?

Right, I'm gonna make some popcorn, you pick a movie.

But nothing too scary, cos you know I don't like it.

THUD

THUD

Bullseye!

HE CHUCKLES

RINGING TONE

Oh, hi.

Yes, I'm looking to rent a very specific SUV.

Yeah, I'll give you the exact details.

Yeah, it's, erm... like, a pale gold colour.

PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES

CHILDREN SHOUT

ENGINE STARTS

Hello, Poppy.

RINGING TONE

PHONE RINGS, BUZZES

Hi, Lucy.

Hey, Tommy. You running late?

'No, I'm visiting Mum. You told me to take the day off.'

Did I? I don't remember saying that.

Well, what about Poppy? Did you get her home all right?

You said Shawn was collecting her. You texted me at lunch.

Tommy, I never texted you.

Lucy? Lucy?

RINGING TONE, BEEP

'Hi, this is Shawn. You know what to do.'

RINGING TONE

Hi, Miss Glenn. It's Lucy Logan. Is Poppy still at school?

It's just a top-up. Ten grand.

It's not like I've missed any other repayments.

Look, if I don't get the sauna fixed soon, I'm gonna lose members.

DOOR OPENS

Poppy? DOOR CLOSES

Shawn? Shawn? Lucy.

Shawn, where's Poppy? She hasn't come home yet.

She should have been home half an hour ago.

She's been taken from school. Have you called Tommy?

No, Tommy isn't with her. She's with someone else.

Someone's taken her. Poppy?!

DOORBELL RINGS

LUCY MUMBLES BREATHLESSLY

Poppy! Poppy.

Oh, thank God. Oh, God! Thank God. Mummy!

Thank goodness. Where have you been?

I've been so worried about you.

Who brought you home? Who was it?

I just assumed it was you.

It must have been when I was taking the boxes out of the car.

It's the only time she was left alone with it.

Her number's no longer in service.

And you didn't think to check the text messages under that name?

No. I'm so sorry, Luce.

I was distracted. You know, Mum had another fall.

Tommy, it's not your fault.

It says "Lucy dot mob". The dot's tiny.

Anyone would have thought it was me. It's not your fault.

Why didn't you tell me she was the one behind the flowers?

Because I thought Mel had dealt with it.

Well, what if Poppy picked someone out of the identity parade?

No, I don't wanna put her through that.

And she said the driver had red hair and a big smile.

Can we finally go to the police?

Donna's clever. She's covering her tracks.

Telling the police isn't gonna make any difference.

Do you really believe that? Yes, I do.

You know how many film stars have stalkers?

It goes on for years. The police can't do a thing.

But once they do get involved, then we can't do anything either.

She has all the power.

You know where she lives.

No. No, you are not going round there. No. Mm-mm.

I could just have a word.

And then when she accuses you of assault, what then?

This is my problem. I have to fix it.

How?

I'm gonna talk to Donna.

I want her to know what she's up against.

Come on, Pops.

Agh! HE GROANS PLAYFULLY

All right, go on. Granny wants you.

Hi, Granny. Aw, Poppy!

Bye, Mum. Bye.

Come on, darling, let's get you inside.

I told you, I'm not staying here, and you can't make me.

Does Mum even know we're missing school?

Jacob, something... serious is going on with your mum.

She's not sick, is she?

No. No, of course not. Then what?

Your mum has a fan who's become a bit obsessed.

We're dealing with it today, but until we do,

I need you and Poppy safe.

Is he psycho?

It's a she. And she's not a psycho.

She does probably have some mental health issues,

so we're just being cautious.

Shawn, just take me home with you. I can handle myself.

What about Poppy?

I would feel better

knowing that she has her older brother looking after her.

All right? Yeah, that's perfect.

Thanks, Tabs. I'll see you out there.

DOOR OPENS, CLOSES

KNOCK AT DOOR

Hi. Hi.

I'm so glad you got in touch.

Oh, Mel told me that you've got a stalker.

You must feel awful. Drop the act. I know it's you.

Excuse me? You creepy cow.

You abducted my daughter.

Lucy... The police are on their way, and I'm gonna tell them everything.

But first, let me make myself very, very clear.

You go after me or my family again,

and I will kill you with my bare fucking hands.

Understood? DONNA SPUTTERS

DONNA GIGGLES

There she is.

I knew I'd meet the real Lucy Logan eventually.

This is the real you, isn't it?

Now... let me be very clear.

I will carry on doing whatever I want,

and you will not stop me.

Because I know that you killed Ben Hughes.

KNOCK AT DOOR

Lucy, the police are here to see you.

Oh! Oh, you really did call them.

Well, let's have that chat, then, shall we?

KNOCKING

Lucy, is everything OK?

Who's selling stories to you about me, Jane?

I protect my sources, Lucy.

MAN: Lucy Logan. It's been a while.

Donna thinks she has something on me, but she hasn't.

She abducted our child.

Donna, I just wanted to apologise.

I'm trying to organise a protest. I can't do it from here.

MEL: It is everywhere.

If it gets out, I'm finished. MAN CHOKES

GROANING, PANTING

DONNA SQUEALS, SHAWN GRUNTS

Please stop!

What the fuck's going on? Keep him away!

MAN: What have you done? What have you done?

What have you done?!

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