Original subtitles

Oh, oh my god, sorry.

It's cool, it's cool.

What are you doing?

Are you coming in or are you coming out?

I was looking for you.

I'm coming in, I'm coming in.

Okay, well come on in.

I don't know why you're acting so weird.

Oh my god.

It's just, mom.

Huh?

I gotta talk to you about something.

About what?

Dinner?

No, no, not dinner, I just...

Are you okay, honey?

What's the matter?

I...

Sit down, have a seat.

What's going on?

Okay, so...

Is there something wrong?

Nothing's wrong, just, you know how dad's been gone, right?

Yeah.

This is...

Like, don't...

I don't want to make this weird, but like...

Do I need to call him or something?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Please don't call him, please don't call him.

Okay.

But, did, by any chance, did you happen to hear him mention like him changing where he

keeps his condoms?

Did you just say condoms?

Yeah, I did, I did.

It's not what you think.

It's not what there's no...

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Mom, it's not what you think.

Wait a minute.

What are you talking about?

Why would you need to know that?

And what's so heavy about this?

I really don't want to talk about this, man.

Look, look, I'm your stepmom.

We've been...

I've been your stepmom for how many years?

Come on, don't you think that you can talk to me?

Am I not cool anymore or something?

You're going to make fun of me if I tell you what's wrong.

It's so stupid.

Are you fucking girls?

That's the goal.

That's the goal, but no.

Not under this roof.

Mom, I'm not...

I don't think so.

I'm prone.

Mom, I'm prone.

I know you are, but listen, under this roof, we have a set of rules and you are not married.

Mom.

What's going on?

Why would you need... first of all, why are...

I'm just...

Is that what's been happening to your father's condoms?

Because they've been missing.

I'm not even using them.

I've been trying to try them on and every time I try to get it on, I rip it or it feels

uncomfortable.

So I'm never going to have sex because I can't even get a condom on.

Oh my God.

I don't want to talk about this anymore, Mom.

No, no, no.

I don't want to talk about this anymore, Mom.

No, no, no.

First of all, look, I'm sorry.

Look, let me just back up for a second.

Look, okay, I want to say something.

What?

It makes me very proud that you're even thinking about safe sex.

First of all, sit down.

This is so weird, Mom.

The fact that you are trying to use protection...

I don't want to have this talk anymore.

I don't want to have this talk anymore, Mom.

This is weird.

This is weird.

I just need to...

There's something else that I need to ask you.

Mom, I'm begging you.

Please, I don't want to have this conversation anymore.

This is weird.

Please, I don't want to do this.

Don't you think this would be better with your stepmom instead of your actual mom?

Come on now.

She'll kill you and you know it.

I just wish my dad was here.

First of all, I want to hear something.

What?

You say that you haven't fucked.

You haven't fucked a girl yet and you're using these condoms.

There's like seven missing.

I thought...

You're making me feel weird, man.

I was trying them on.

Imagine your first time having sex and you don't know how to put on a condom and then

you're not even at sex.

You can't even put the condom on.

I feel so stupid.

Oh, honey.

Honey, don't be...

No.

Listen.

Hey, don't beat yourself up, okay?

Why?

I think I...

Listen, you're really, really tall and your father is...

We'll just say you didn't get that from him.

He's kind of...

So I'm wondering if you just need a bigger size, honey.

I mean, you are well endowed.

Mom, what are you talking about?

You came at me with some realness.

Can I not be real back?

Okay.

For real.

So just take a deep breath.

I want to talk to you.

I'm proud that you're going to be using condoms and everything, but I just want to let you

know, those condoms are gone for a reason.

This is a no condom household, okay?

I'm married.

A no condom household?

Yeah.

Why would my husband need condoms?

He doesn't.

They're gone for a reason.

Have you been stressing this long?

How long have you been doing this for?

I mean, they're small and dry, man.

I just feel like I'm doing it wrong.

Dry?

Oh my God.

You do know that they have an expiration date.

They're expired?

I don't know.

You're supposed to...

Wait, is that bad for my penis?

I have not did that.

No, no, no.

It's bad.

Look, they lose their elasticity and they might break, which kind of explains a lot.

Listen, you need to first of all make sure your condom is in date.

Did you know that?

No, no.

Can I see what we're working with?

I'll go to the CVS right now and get you something if you need to, honey.

I don't mind.

I don't mind.

And I won't even tell your dad.

I'll let you come to him how you want.

Wait, you'll get me like condoms that...

They're maxims.

Maxim.

Yeah, the big ones.

It wasn't me.

It was the condoms.

I don't know for a fact.

I kind of need to see.

Your stepmom would know.

If I do this, can we just not tell my dad?

This is kind of weird.

Of course.

Of course, I would never tell him.

Are you kidding me?

And plus, plus, there's an underlining issue here.

I need to find out why your father has fucking condoms in my household.

So aside from this issue that we can fix here together, your dad's in fucking trouble.

Because like I said, this is a Noah condom household.

So maybe, just maybe, we don't need to go to CVS seeing how you could probably practice

at home.

I just don't want to be a dork anymore, man.

So can we figure this out?

I'm frustrated.

You're not a dork.

You're just growing up.

You're in that awkward stage where you're super tall and you've got to start filling

out.

You will too, I promise.

Okay?

Now, let me see what you're working with.

This is so weird, mom.

Wow.

Oh my god.

Wow.

Yeah, you definitely, definitely need a fucking bigger condom.

Oh my god.

Ah, jeez.

So much fucking dick in here.

I can't even undo your, oh my, where did you get that from?

This is so fucking huge.

Yeah, I bet it only goes down to here, right?

Condoms break on you all the time.

How many have you tried?

I don't want to talk about it.

I just want ones that big.

There's one last little test I kind of want.

I need to see how big, you know, with my mouth.

Because, you know, if it doesn't fit in my mouth, then there's no hope for you.

Whoa.

Good, I'm glad.

It means there's hope for you.

I can fit you in my mouth.

But you do have a very large dick.

I do?

Oh my god.

Let's see.

See the size of my mouth is the size of like a regular condom.

Wait, how do you know this?

I just know the depth of most girls' throats, I guess you could say.

A maximum condom would go all the way down and fit all the way down into my pussy too.

Or so to speak, pussy in general.

I can't, I'm going to get crazy.

You see how I can only suck half of it?

It still feels really good.

You know why?

You should have really listened in school than the sex ed part.

You think so?

Yeah, all your nerve endings right at the tip.

Right here.

That's why it feels so good.

But having such a big cock, I know you want to bury it deep in somebody's pussy, right?

I bet you.

I wonder.

See?

Only half.

We can really get the rest of it in somewhere if you know what I mean.

This is between me and you, right?

No, no.

Fucking cock is so big.

See?

It feels really good, but I gotta sit down.

Oh my god, okay.

I feel really good.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, how about your stepmom gives you a good little lesson?

See?

See?

Is that much better?

I can get a little bit more in there.

So much better.

See?

You gotta stroke the rest of it if it can't fit.

Oh my god.

Fuck, mom.

I'm so scared.

See?

Doesn't it feel good without the condoms?

Well, you wouldn't know because you have never gotten one on.

Don't make fun of me, mom.

I'm not, baby.

I'm for real.

I'm trying to help.

I mean, doesn't it mean not stroking your cock?

Help?

Yes.

Oh my god.

I can't believe how much bigger you are than your father.

This is so fun to play with.

Oh my god.

You know, you know how I was talking about only being able to use half of your cock?

You want to learn how to use all of it?

No.

Oh son.

There's so much we could learn together, don't you think?

This beautiful fucking gorgeous BBC in my mouth.

Wouldn't it feel good in my pussy?

You cheating fucking father.

Maybe you get a little revenge on him.

I don't know why dad would like that.

Why would he have condoms and cheat on his wife then?

I didn't say he was cheating.

I'm the one taking the condoms.

We've never used condoms.

Why would he even have them?

Right?

Yeah.

It's only fair.

Okay.

Oh my god.

And you did say it was right between me and you.

Fuck.

Oh, I feel so good.

So, are you willing to let me try?

Can you keep your mouth shut?

Yeah?

And after today you won't even need condoms.

You're into her.

Yeah?

You wanna see this pretty little pussy swallow this cock hole?

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Wow, you're so deep.

I'm deep?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna lose it on this fucking pussy for being a big fat cock.

Oh my god.

I can't believe I'm fucking my cousin's son.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

It even takes a minute for me to sit all the way on it.

I feel so good.

Yeah.

Fucking juicy little pussy.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yes, bounce on that dick.

Listen to these fucking pussies.

Bounce on that dick.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god, someone's warming up.

God, so cold.

Yeah.

Fuck, you want to see it from behind too, huh?

Yeah, yeah, let's go around, okay?

And then I'll give you the reins.

Oh my god.

Do a trick on that dick.

Yeah?

Oh yeah, pull me back in.

Oh, it fits so good.

Oh my god, yeah it does.

There you go.

There we go.

Oh yes.

Bounce on it now.

Yeah, bounce on that dick.

Oh my god, that's my mom.

You gotta remember, this is my first time.

Oh yeah, you want to fucking do it from behind and fuck me, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

I want to give you the fucking power now.

I'm about to.

Oh, come here.

Like this, baby?

Yeah.

Oh, let me see that.

Yeah?

You want to see what your stepmom's pussy looks like?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Wow.

You want to bounce it from behind, huh?

You want to?

Yeah.

Oh my god, so happy I'm teaching you how.

Come on, come on, come on.

I'll put it back in, put it back in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah, baby, that's it.

You feel so good.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh yeah.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, you like to see me, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I'll teach you any day, baby.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh, okay.

Hi, having fun back there, baby?

Oh my god.

Oh, this is what my fucking cheating husband gets.

You can't ever tell him, though, okay?

This is our secret.

This is our secret?

Yeah, baby.

This is our little secret.

Our little secret.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, that's it, baby.

Yeah?

Take all the time you need.

Oh, chocolate on your first pussy.

Yeah?

Mm, that's it, baby.

Slide it around.

Mm.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah.

Take it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, give it to me, baby, yeah?

Oh, fuck yeah.

That's so fucking good.

I like it deep.

Oh, you're the father.

I like it deep.

Yeah, you're such a fucking big boy.

Here you are.

Oh my god, my nice fucking strong boy.

Mm, yeah.

Fucking good at everything he does.

Look at that pull, baby.

Yeah.

That pull's so good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, it's because of how fat that cock is.

Oh, I love that cock, don't you?

Yeah, take your time on me, baby.

This is all about you, okay?

Oh, yeah, don't worry.

Mommy's pussy has you all the time.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you, fuck you.

Yeah, baby, that's it.

Oh, fuck, that feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh.

Wow.

I'm gonna suck it some more.

Yeah, go ahead and suck it some more.

What did you say, baby?

Okay.

You need my mouth again.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That feels good.

See, a real woman likes to taste her pussy off the cock every now and then.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

You're gonna learn that moms do it best.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

She tastes so good.

Off the cock.

I gotta put it back in, turn it back around.

You wanna feel me again, don't you?

Let's go again, please.

Slide that big boy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, mommy.

Yeah, that's your fuck, yeah?

Oh, yeah, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, keep it to it.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

I don't fucking see that rhythm, baby.

Yeah.

Let me do it, mom, let me do it.

You go too fast, I'm gonna roll the cover.

Oh, you okay, baby?

Mm.

Fuck yeah, we gotta have our fun before that, huh?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't know I could go this deep.

Yeah.

Oh, I can't now, because you fucking...

I've been fucking this pussy.

It's been so long since someone's been this deep in me.

Didn't know I needed it.

Yeah, that's it.

So fucking...

Okay, I'm gonna put my pussy in, okay?

Yeah, that's so nice.

Yeah, touch it.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Move on.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

She's so fucking walking around.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I love it when you bury that cock in me.

Yeah, I love it when you bury that dick in me.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, fuck yeah.

Give back your hair for me, you fuck.

Oh, yeah, that feels so good.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, baby.

Mom.

Oh, I'm gonna cum.

Come on, that dick, mom.

Oh, fuck yeah, baby.

I want your mommy juice.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you're mommy's little cum.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, don't you lose it now.

We're not done, baby.

Oh, I don't like it so much.

Oh, yeah, fuck yeah.

Oh, yes.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come here, come here.

You wanna see my pretty eyes while you fuck me, huh?

No.

No.

No.

No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna use this fucking hand, actually.

See this pretty fucking hand.

Oh, you gotta let me in there, mom.

You gotta let me back in there.

Push, push, push.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, yes, mom.

Fuck, that feels so good.

Yeah, that's it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're so fucking deep, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

Touch that pussy while I sleep.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That feels so good.

Yeah, you like this fucking pussy?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Now that's fucking...

Now you're fucking slamming that whole dick in me, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, yeah, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's it, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That feels so good.

Yeah.

Take it in, baby.

I wish this was all about you.

But I'm really enjoying this fucking cock.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Yeah, fuck you, mommy.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You know, the real reason for condoms is just so you don't get a girl pregnant.

But good thing your mommy has a birth control plan.

I told you this is a no-condom household.

Yeah, baby, you can finish wherever you want.

Yeah, this is like I said.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's it.

That feels so good.

Oh, you're so deep.

You're such a fucking young, fucking nice, fucking bull dick.

I love it.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to have to teach you a lot more things.

Oh, my God.

It's okay, baby.

Take your time.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

That feels good.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You've got good movement in those hips, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You like burying that dick in me, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

It's fucking filled up tight.

Yeah.

Yeah.

See.

Oh, you make me proud every day.

Oh, yeah.

You're doing so good.

Yeah.

Play with mommy's pussy some more.

So pretty.

Oh, wait.

Oh, that turns me on.

It's okay.

Wait, wait, wait.

It's okay.

You want to see mommy play with her clit?

Yeah.

Of course you can.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mommy, do it.

Come here.

Yeah.

Oh, do that.

Do that.

Give me, give me, give me.

Give me.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

I got you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, this is so good.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so glad

that you pulled out the cum.

It wouldn't have mattered, but that's good

for the girls when you do fuck them.

Can you suck every drop out?

You like mommy's

face covered in your cum?

I do, I do.

Yeah.

Mom, I told RJ

I was going to fucking play basketball with him today.

What time is it?

It's like three.

Is he going to be here?

It's not a big deal, but I just got to go and like...

Wait a minute, you should clean yourself up first.

No, no, I will.

I'll help you get your bag packed.

I feel like we shouldn't have done this.

You're still not going to tell my dad, right?

Hey, hey, hey, honey.

Listen, hey.

Listen, I told you your secret is safe with me, baby.

I promise.

Pinky promise.

Kiss it.

Listen,

let's get you cleaned up, mommy will pack your bag,

and then you can call RJ

and let him stay in the driveway.

Since we're don't, you know.

Yeah, have him not come inside, please.