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So, uh, I got you guys all here today because, um, I just, I'm having a lot of guilt with

my, uh, my husband.

Oh, guilt?

Yeah, the white boy.

The white boy with the little dick.

Yeah.

The little white boy.

Wow.

And, uh, I just-

What's that got to do with me?

It's the New Year's resolution.

I want to try to remain faithful.

That's why.

So what are you saying?

Faithful.

Don't say that, babe.

What are you saying?

I know you're not saying all that.

Look at that.

I'm just saying that.

I can't fucking up with you guys anymore.

What the fuck did that mean?

Shutting down shop?

Time out.

Shutting down shop.

I gotta, I gotta stop fucking out the black cock.

I'm fucking, I'm wicked addicted to it, yes.

I'm fucking married!

I'm married.

You've been married.

It's his fault.

I know, but I feel really fucking bad, dude.

I feel really fucking guilty.

Not that it doesn't work.

You're supposed to fucking around.

I know, I know.

And you make it so shitty and barred, but I can't.

I can't, I can't, I can't.

You brought me all the way over here to tell me we can't fuck.

Did you want me to call you on the phone?

Yeah.

Text message?

I'm fucking out on a budget.

Okay, guys, calm down, you guys.

Calm down.

The reason I brought you here is so you couldn't just hang up on me.

Okay?

Listen, why can't we just figure this out?

Yeah.

I mean, why, why, why?

Well, hey, hey, hey, monogamy doesn't work.

It doesn't work, stupid.

Yeah, obviously.

And we all have our reasons why.

Starting with me.

What's your reason?

I'm black.

Yeah.

You know?

Oh, and you didn't tell your reasons?

No, no, my reason is I like all different shapes, forms, sizes, tall, short.

Thick, slim.

I need my different variety of plush.

Plus, plus men have to spread their seeds.

You just can't fuck one girl.

I'm just saying, man.

Fucking chicken every day.

Monogamy never works.

You're a fucking vegetarian.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Flea, flea.

Monogamy never works.

We're naturally attracted to other people.

Is this how it is?

Yeah, I know.

And unfortunately, I'm trying to be good because I made this little fucking thing called a

vow.

See, that's scientific.

Whoa.

I know, and it fucking sucks.

But listen, I'm serious.

You guys are fucking stupid.

You're not going to change my mind.

You're not going to change my mind.

No.

You're not going to change my mind.

Oh, no.

He's about to wake you up right now.

No more of that.

He's about to wake you up right now.

That's fucked up.

I'm not going to do it.

No, not one last time.

One last time?

No, no last time.

Just because you whip it out doesn't mean that I'm going to fall for it, especially you.

After this, you can start your New Year's revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

You guys, come on.

Don't do this to me.

Come on.

You know it's wet.

You know it's wet.

You guys.

Okay, I didn't expect you guys to come over here and fucking flip the fucking shit on

me, all right?

It's practice.

No, I'm not doing that.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I can't.

Okay.

Fuck.

So, what are you going to do?

I'm going to do a revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Revolution.

Fuck.

You guys are making me crazy.

Be crazy?

At least.

Okay, can I just do at least one thing?

One last fucking time, okay?

Just one.

Oh yeah.

But I'm taking the fucking ring off.

I'm not wearing the ring when I'm doing this.

No, no, no, no.

Keep it on.

Keep it on.

I'll hold it for you.

No, you won't.

You'll steal it.

I'm going to be monogamous, too.

What?

Motherfucker.

Keep that on.

You're sick.

You like that shit.

Yeah.

I'm going to use it as a coppering for you.

I want to put it in.

Go ahead.

That shit fit.

Oh my God, you guys.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Just put it in your mouth real quick.

Just put it in your mouth.

Yeah, it's in.

Oh, you guys are killing me.

You don't put it all in your mouth, it's not cheating.

Fuck, I hate you guys.

No.

One last fucking time and then I'm never going to do this again.

I swear to God.

Okay.

I swear.

Don't be monogamous, too.

Oh, fuck.

I hate you guys.

Yeah, we all be monogamous together.

I put it in your mouth.

You're going to ruin my lips.

I'm going to ruin your lips.

I'm going to ruin your lips.

I'm going to ruin your lips.

I'm going to ruin your lips.

You're going to ruin my hair.

I'm supposed to go out with him after dinner.

I mean for dinner.

Well, at least get the cop before you go.

Oh, right.

You know what I'm saying?

Leave happy what's wrong, you know?

Fuck, I hate you guys.

You don't like me, do you?

Oh.

Oh, you can't stop me.

Oh, that is.

Oh my God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Ew.

You like it.

Oh.

You got a head over here going all around like that.

Why?

She's not your dad.

I hate you guys.

I'm not going around.

You got a road to it.

Ow.

That's all I have to say.

There you go.

You know you're going to be caught, huh?

Oh, shit.

I love how you know what you're doing.

Yeah.

There you go.

I love when you hug me like that.

I like that.

You don't fucking love it.

I like that.

I got to take advantage of the hand wash.

You guys are bunch of fucking niggers.

I swear to God.

I fucking hate you.

I don't think the white nigger...

What?

No, I meant it in a loving way.

No, no, no.

Fuck that.

No, I said like my nigga.

We're going to show you.

Yeah, we're going to show you.

Yeah, my nigger's minding the fucking shit.

I'm going to cook then.

I meant my nigga.

I put more white girls with my niggas too.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to cook then.

I meant my nigga.

I put more white girls with my niggas too.

Oh, shit.

Let's get that off.

Oh, shit.

Don't get that all around in there too.

Oh, shit.

Be dirty with it.

Oh, God.

You got to be a slut one last time.

You need some slutty shit.

But what if I can't stop?

Don't fucking stop.

No, I mean like doing this, you guys.

Who cares?

That little white boy can't satisfy you.

You can make a new...

I know he's got such a little fucking dick.

It's meant to be a slut.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

It's meant to break your niggas, right?

So anyway.

Hey, that hand getting tired, man.

That hand getting tired.

Yeah.

Keep that hand up.

It's not getting tired.

And that.

Let's fuck that, Jesus.

Let's fuck this up.

Fuck this mouth.

Fuck them valves in the mouth.

No, no.

Yeah, stick that tongue out.

That's what those valves are.

You know I'm a little fucking slut.

You know it.

You make me a slut.

You are.

Fucking slut.

Fuck that.

That's salmon.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

I'll take this shirt off now. She's teasing me.

You wanna be my daddy?

Turn that way.

Nooo.

Okay, take it off.

Be careful with my earrings.

You know I came over here for something different. Don't say that.

Why are you dressed like that?

For you.

For my husband. Why are you dressed like this? He bought this for me.

She likes being dirty, man.

Honey, at least make my hair look nice.

There's four of you, one of me.

We both would be too nice right now.

You know I do.

There you go.

Let's get up in the house.

Go back and forth with Tino.

Go fast, Tino. You like that shit.

There you go.

Working that deep heart out.

Look at that when you're sucking that dick.

Look at him, he feels pretty good.

Oh my God, yeah.

Let's get her.

He's trying to get his New Year's resolution.

What, revolution right now? That's what it is?

Getting his New Year's resolution.

Hold my hair for me, would you, papa?

Oh, papa, oh my God.

Oh, baby.

You have to feed it to me.

Am I too tall? Do you want to take my shoes off?

No, that's okay.

You sure?

I gotta take them off.

Go ahead.

Get that.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, these are products.

There's some good vials right here, right?

It's good, isn't it?

Oh my God, you make me such a fucking whore.

Beautiful.

Oh my God, you're killing me.

Let me see this.

I'll count up, I'll go down. Where do you want me?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah, but that white boy.

Oh, fucking badass.

Oh, yeah.

He's a fucking pussy.

You know what?

We need to get her, or maybe she's a black hot whore.

No, she is.

You didn't say that, you are, aren't you?

Where you going, baby?

I'm talking to you.

Yeah.

Oh my God, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

There we go.

She can't talk right now.

I could take that over.

So fucking dirty.

Yeah, now, or right now, she's a BBC whore.

Yes, she is.

Keep it.

Oh my God, I just want to be a pile of puddle of white pussy.

Oh, oh, oh.

Fuck.

My microphone.

Oh my God, be careful, you have the biggest dick.

Oh, that's so good.

That's right.

Oh, wow.

Oh, what's going on, man?

Oh, no.

Stop, stop.

I just want to see you all do it.

Yeah, I know.

Exactly.

Trying to trap someone.

You all got that in there, right there.

The reason why I said that is because my husband, he would have kissed me.

Yeah, that nasty white boy.

He wouldn't have known you better.

You got niggi dick on your breast.

Waiting for your cock is in my ass.

Fuck, your cock feels so fucking good.

You are nasty, motherfucker, aren't you?

You look fucking nasty, queen of whips.

What you doing to?

Yeah, I'm a worthless fucking whore.

I'm a worthless fucking whore.

I'm just a fuckhole.

I'm just a fucking white piece of shit.

Fuckhole.

That's right.

Whatever.

John, John, you be nice now, motherfucker.

You heard me.

You be nice.

Happy New Year.

I like that, you know that sexy.

Oh, man.

Get out of there.

Yeah, that fucking lube tastes like shit, man.

It fucking does.

I would kiss me out of the club.

Yeah, pull my leg up.

I'll help you get up.

Yeah, let mommy do it.

Yeah.

I love you.

You know I love you.

I could never give you up.

Does your husband go back there?

I don't know.

Did he give the fuck?

No.

He doesn't fuck me like you do.

He doesn't give me the big black hug like you do.

There you go.

Fuck.

I can't give you up.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

Fuck, I hate you.

I hate you guys.

I hate you.

You wanted to start your year off on the bay, right?

Yes, yes.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, be careful.

That's fucking huge.

Oh, be nice.

Oh, be nice.

That shit hurts. It's too big.

Ah.

Ah, that shit's too big.

Ah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Shh.

Don't forget about our late nights.

There you go.

Oh, late nights.

Oh, you go to late nights.

See, that was different. She was drunk.

Fuck.

Don't you call y'all over too?

Oh, no.

How did you do?

We really gotta take the night off.

I thought we was all here for the same reason.

Oh, my God.

I need something to fucking drink.

Oh, my mouth is so...

Oh, yeah.

Ugh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, give me all my baby food.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

No, fuck.

Ha ha ha.

Your dick is so good.

Mm.

I want some ass. I want somebody to fuck me in the ass.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Get it off me. Take it off me.

Man, hey, see? She has a BBC horse.

You can't lose that.

That's never gonna go away.

No matter how many white boys you've fallen over,

you're always gonna love a black car.

Stand right here.

Uh-oh.

Well, he's bee-sting.

Move, man.

Be nice, please.

Oh, fuck!

He's in prison.

Oh, Jack falls in prison.

Fuck.

Look at that.

Oh, fuck, he's dying. Oh, my God.

What's happening?

What do you want me to say?

That I'm a bitch?

That I fucking love it?

That I'm a cheap fucking slut?

You like that BBC in that ass.

Oh, you see, it's so nice like that.

You like that BBC in that ass.

Oh, I love it.

Don't stop those hands.

Oh, be easy, be easy, be easy.

Love it. Love my ass.

Oh, please.

Are you gonna have to touch me?

No.

I got dicks on my hands.

No, you gotta get hit.

No.

You gotta get hit.

Oh, you're so fucking slick.

Keep talking, dude.

You know, I'm a little white cream pie.

You're having a little white powder pie, baby.

You like my white cream, you can get all up in your ass.

What happened?

You got my sass up?

I got you niggas with shit, man.

Oh, baby, I love your fucking ass.

Yeah.

I'll be back. I'll be back in a minute.

Oh, you know I love it.

Oh.

You made my ass so fucking loose.

Oh, you're so sexy.

You're so fucking sexy.

Start that motherfucker.

Oh, yeah, we got it.

Just like that. Nice and hard.

No.

Show fucking...

Fucking man.

Oh, goodness.

That's beautiful.

I'm caving, too. You caving?

I'm trying to.

Oh, my God. You're fine.

Oh, fuck. That's beautiful.

Fuck. Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Open up.

Show that asshole to the man.

We all trying to see that.

Oh, man. I'm trying to get up in there, man.

Let me not go through there, man.

Oh, baby.

Oh, it's open now.

It's ready.

Hold on.

See how I'm moving too slow.

I am?

Oh.

Fuck. You actually fucking turned.

I never that.

My man gonna get his turn.

He gonna get his turn.

I just want to let the beef on.

I just want to let the beef on.

I'm gonna stroke that black cock.

Come here, baby.

He's gonna beat the cock all over the house.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, I'm such a little fucking white slut.

I am a white fucking whore.

He's saying.

I am.

Oh, God.

I love white women like that.

You ready?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, baby.

Baby, is it so big?

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

I don't know if I can. It's so big.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, careful.

Not my pussy. Just fuck my ass.

Because I'm a dirty little bitch.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

So fucking dirty.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, no, man.

Oh, no, man.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you know I'm your bad girl.

You know I'm your bad little bitch.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I love it when you fucking do that to me.

She could take that dick out.

Yeah, now I should take it.

Yeah.

Oh, don't get that in.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, where are you guys going?

Back up and have her.

Take your ass down.

Where are you going?

Wait a minute. Is it clean?

Yeah, it never was in your...

It never was in my ass?

Okay.

Because I want to pound you.

I don't want to go slung your ass.

You are such a dirty little fucking nigger.

Oh, shit.

You know what?

She's going to make me...

She's going to do that, huh?

Sweating this motherfucker.

She's going to hurt me.

You're always so fucking rough with me.

You're always so rough with me.

Oh, yeah, why the fuck am I so lucky?

What?

Actually, you never...

What are you going to do?

Huh?

I can't think too much.

Fucking what?

No.

No.

No.

No.

You're all over the place.

Oh, shit.

Oh, well, well.

Was this in my ass?

Was this in my ass?

Yeah, it was.

It was.

What are you going to do to me?

Oh, okay.

There you go.

Oh, my God. Let me fix one here.

Hang on a second.

Wait, where is this going?

In my ass?

Hang on, let me see it. I want to watch.

Oh.

Hey, you don't get the shit about that.

Oh, come on.

Oh, no.

Fuck monogamous.

Fuck monogamous.

You're changing my mind.

I need to go to the gym.

I need to go to the gym.

Before you fuck my white ass.

Fuck, I'm going to make it all tight for you.

Wouldn't you like that?

I want to be a pretty little bitch.

I want to be no ugly skank.

No.

Get that body mass with my ass.

Yes, I want it nice and tight with my ass.

Yes.

Put that cock in your mouth.

You got one right over there.

Where do you want me?

Right there.

Just like that.

There you go.

There you go.

Nice.

Nice.

Keep that up.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fucking A.

Hang on, let me just enjoy it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Look at that.

Oh, god.

Oh.

Ooh.

That's the big girl dancer.

The BBC dancer.

Fuck.

You better get down there.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Put this nice big thing on your mouth.

Such a big thing.

Oh, god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

Wow.

What the hell.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Put that shit in the back of your mouth.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Oh, I have to do it again.

I keep putting it in the back of my throat.

Yeah.

There it is.

Wow.

Oh, my god.

Oh, man.

Oh, come on.

Let me get it back there.

Oh.

You're making my teeth dig one

and everything, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Got me standing up on this one.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Come here, baby.

I really want you to fucking in the ass.

One last time for good

memories, baby.

Oh, fuck.

With that big ass cock you are.

Oh, no.

You like fucking that white house wife,

don't you?

Oh, I love that shit.

You know I love making fun of that white boy.

Come over here.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I really want you to fucking

come all over me, you know?

Will you guys do that for me?

Will you come all over me?

Please.

Oh.

I want this shit all

over me. I want it fucking all over my face.

I want to fucking taste it.

I want to feel it.

Rub your pussy. Rub your pussy.

My pussy's so fucking wet.

Oh, god.

You guys make me feel so good.

I like all that BBC

over you, huh? Stroking on you.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but yeah.

That bitch made me laugh.

Fuck that.

I love you so much.

You're so good.

You make me feel so fucking good.

That's impressive.

I want you guys to come all over me.

Yeah.

You gonna come on my mouth?

You want me to hold my mouth open?

Yeah? That be good?

Hold it open.

You want to see my pussy?

So fucking dirty.

I know. You guys make me

so fucking dirty just knowing there was a big

black cock in my pussy and my ass

and then they go and make me so fucking hot.

At night,

I'm lying in bed

next to my husband

and

he's sick. He's still fucking sleeping

and his dick is so fucking little

I don't even bother to wake him up.

So I just start jacking off next to him in bed

and he doesn't even feel it.

And I keep thinking about you guys.

I just keep thinking about you guys.

I don't even want to fuck with you.

I don't even want to fuck with this girl.

You want to fuck me?

You want to fuck all over me?

I want you to.

I want you to come all over my face

and in my mouth.

I want to be your dirty little slut bucket.

Oh god.

Baby come on.

Think about me.

Think about your cock in my ass.

Yeah.

Come all over me baby.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh god.

That's it.

I want it.

Please oh god give it to me.

Oh shit.

Look at that.

Oh my god.

Shit.

You're nasty.

Oh my god.

I want some more. Give it to me.

Let's give you some more.

Give me some gum.

Good she's so fucking dirty.

I know.

I know I want some gum.

Here it comes.

Give it to me all over my face.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh fuck yeah.

So fucking dirty.

Oh my god you're making my pussy so wet.

Fucking dirty.

See? Fuck them vats.

Oh my god I want some more gum.

Fuck them vats.

I want some more gum.

Please just come all over me. I'll let you fuck me so good today.

I'll let you fuck me again.

She's giving up.

I'll let you fuck me whatever you want.

I'll meet you wherever you want.

I'll sit on your cock.

I'll do it when you're sitting in your car.

I think that vat was thrown out the window.

Why don't you just fuck him in front of your husband.

Oh my god I'll fuck you wherever you want.

I'm going to take this gum and rub it on my pussy.

You're going to make fun of your husband when you don't too.

I will fuck him.

I won't fuck him but fuck him.

She's going to rub her fucking ass.

No I want you to come honey.

I wish I could rub my pussy.

I wish I could rub my pussy.

Or on my ass.

See she's dirty man.

She's going to rub her ass.

And then I can finger my ass on my pussy.

And I can eat it.

With the condor.

Come on now.

She's going to kiss her husband with that nigger love in her mouth.

That's right I'm going to go home and your cock is going to be all in my mouth.

And I'm going to kiss him with it.

Fuck him.

Fuck him.

I want you to come all over my face.

Put it on that pussy.

No I'm not.

Let him see some shit.

Here you go.

Come on baby.

Come on baby.

Mom.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh god.

That's the real reason why you called us over honey.

Yes.

You know I'm a dirty tramp.

Matt give me that comb baby.

Come on.

Give it to me. I want it so bad.

I want that hot comb running down my face.

Let it run.

It's going to keep running too.

We should just send you outside like that.

Oh.

Matt.

Come all over me. Come inside of me.

Come inside of my

fuck hole Matt.

Hey.

Hey you never wanted to be monogamous huh?

No I don't want to be monogamous.

I changed it at mine.

Oh Matt come on baby.

Come all over me.

I need to come.

I want it.

Come on.

You don't have to feel guilty about it.

Fuck me. Fuck him.

It doesn't even matter.

I'm just a fuck hole.

I'm a dirty fucking

skag and I don't even deserve you.

And I want your fucking comb so bad.

Come on baby.

Take that cock off and come all over me.

I can't even stand it.

I want you to come.

I want you to come inside of me.

You're all over me. I don't care.

Come on baby.

Oh god.

I love it so much.

Oh god.

Oh it's so sweet.

What?

Monogamies out the door.

Oh shit.

Fuck that fucking shit.

You gonna be monogamous now?

Give up all these nigga dicks?

No.

I am not gonna be monogamous anymore.

She broke the ring.

She broke her new years revolution already.

I made resolutions.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.

I'm gonna be monogamous.