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Okay, boys and girls.
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Guess what kind of animal
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Wacky Benny's making now?
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Give you a big hint.
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Bor-ing.
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Is it a dead animal?
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I say we put him
out of his misery
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and bring out Emma's cake.
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He's so new to this.
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How's he gonna learn
if we stop his act?
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You're a sucky clown.
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And you're
a super-duper audience.
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Hey, that is not okay.
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Hey, keep your hands
off my son.
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Tell him to keep
his hand off me.
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I can't move my arm or leg.
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House S08E06
"Parents"
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By Mikhel for Subtitulos.es
==SPREAD THE WORD==
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So how does a completely healthy
teenager have a mini-stroke?
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Head CT and cerebral
angiogram are normal.
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Clotting parameters are normal.
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You're forgetting
the wrinkly clump
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in the middle of his shirt.
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Thought we'd diagnose
the middle-aged clown first.
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It's probably
from my seat belt.
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Wrinkle pattern's too varied.
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It looks like someone
shoved you or grabbed you.
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Probably from the diaper bag.
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If the patient's using drugs,
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cocaine could have caused
an arterial spasm in his brain.
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The tox screen was clean.
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I'm gonna say it was the
ex-girlfriend you cheated on,
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not the ex-wife
you cheated with.
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If the latter
was prone to violence,
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you'd have been scattered
in various dumpsters years ago.
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Seriously?
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No one else wants to talk
about the patient?
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New office furniture.
Meaty topic.
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What's the action
on the ex-wife?
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It was Rachel's boyfriend Phil.
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His company's moving him
back to Portland.
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He wants me to change
my visitation order
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so he can ask Rachel
and my daughter
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to move out west with him.
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Things got a little heated.
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The patient
was punched in the groin.
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Could have triggered a massive
sympathetic discharge.
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Carotid duplex is normal.
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Who's better qualified
to be the daddy?
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The guy who spilled
a little DNA in her gene pool
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or the guy who's gonna be there
day and night
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to pass on important values
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like not shtupping mommy
after the divorce?
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I am her daddy.
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She's staying here.
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House has a point.
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A couple nights a week
with each kid
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may make you feel better.
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Doesn't replace two
'round-the-clock parents.
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'Round-the-clock or not,
parenting's an impossible job.
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No way not to mess it up.
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Why shouldn't Taub be
the one to do it?
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- Thank you.
- Makes sense.
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Park's tiger mom and dad
were so insufferable,
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she has to measure
their affection in hours.
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Chase's careerist dad
and alcoholic mom
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were so indifferent,
he has to believe it's a wash.
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Your turn.
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What did your
screwed-up parents do
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to screw up
your view of parenting?
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They were good parents.
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That's an oxymoron.
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Chase is right. All parents
screw up all children.
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He's also dreamy,
but it's not relevant now.
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So all parents screw up
all children,
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but it makes
some huge difference
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if I keep my daughter here
or let her move?
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Endocarditis.
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Flipd a piece of vegetation
into his brain,
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which could have broken up
before the angiogram.
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Transesophageal echo
to confirm.
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Screwed up is your best case.
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Bouncing between
a philandering workaholic dad
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and an embittered,
sexually betrayed mom,
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it's gonna lead
to screwed-up squared.
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Is endocarditis treatable?
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Very. The echo will show us
any growths on his heart valve.
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Most likely meds
will be enough.
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He won't even need surgery.
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He's just taken up performing
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and it's very stressful
for him.
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Could that have caused this?
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It's not stressful.
I have fun.
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Stress wouldn't be relevant,
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but anything that
increases his adrenalin
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could have made it worse.
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Maybe we find you a new hobby,
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one you're a little better at.
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I'm gonna get better at it,
and it's not a hobby.
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I-I think I want to get a job
working as a circus clown,
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making people laugh.
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Ben, I-I don't think
that's a good idea.
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It was good enough for my dad.
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You're a, uh...
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no, his biological father.
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Could his dad's melanoma
be a factor here?
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That wouldn't be related.
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Ben, you barely knew him.
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You're such a smart kid.
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You could aim a lot higher
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than face paint
and seltzer bottles.
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I need treatment
for my type 2 diabetes.
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There is absolutely no part
of that sentence that is true.
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I've been experiencing
weight gain, fatigue,
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and sluggishness.
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Weight loss is a symptom
of diabetes.
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Fatigue is a symptom
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of thinking you have disease
you don't actually have,
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and sluggishness is a synonym
of fatigue.
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I need Insulin.
I know it.
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Much as I'd like to kill you
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by dangerously lowering
your blood sugar,
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murder violates my parole.
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That bloodwork is week's old.
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Test me again.
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I am the test.
The test is negative.
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The test also thinks you're
a giant pain in the ass.
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That last insult
was your cue to leave.
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Test me.
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Fine. Wait right here.
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Thank you.
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Sleep study.
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Please make sure
he's not disturbed
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for the next eight hours.
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We need to talk
about Saturday night.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Historians will talk
of Saturday night, not us.
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The legendary night
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on which we watch Santos
shatter Rubio's jaw
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and you epically pay me $50.
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I have a chance
to really watch it.
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A patient of mine has a pair
of tickets he can't use,
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and obviously you're under
hoe and office arrest.
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I just wanted to make sure
you were cool
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if I go to without you.
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Uh, no, thanks.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
decline your invitation
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to not spend Saturday night
with you.
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These are ringside seats.
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Cameras are ringside too.
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If you want,
I could sweat and spit
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and bleed on you
from time to time.
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I'd take you if I could.
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Well, I'd take me
if either of us could.
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See what a tough spot I'm in?
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I'm going to that fight.
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All right, I'll take
the other ticket.
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Let me worry about logistics.
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Patient's heart valves
are normal.
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It's not endocarditis.
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But he has a thickened
pericardium,
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which makes no sense.
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He has a heart problem
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but not one that could have
caused his T.I.A.
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Syphilitic vasculitis
would explain the T.I.A.
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And the pericardial
inflammation.
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Syph test was negative.
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Plus, the kid's never been
sexually active.
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Yeah, I got that from
the line in his chart
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that says "birthday clown."
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His late father
was a circus clown.
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Histoplasmosis?
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He's not immuno-compromised.
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And I assume you added that
irrelevant tidbit
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because you're moved by
the son's idiotic tribute
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and think it justifies keeping
your daughter in New Jersey.
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What if he has a heightened
immune system?
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I mentioned it because...
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Take your time.
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We'll continue
with the medicine.
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Sjogren's could have given him
chronic pericarditis
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and cerebral arteritis.
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Sjogren's it is.
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IV immunosuppressant to treat.
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Anything?
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This will calm
your immune system.
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Should be out of here
within the week.
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My mom will be happy
to hear that.
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I've got an internship
that starts in three weeks.
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I take it it's not at
a place with a big top.
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It's at
my stepdad's law office.
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I know I'm not any good
at being a clown yet,
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but when I do get a laugh
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and see those kids' eyes
light up,
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that's how my dad made me feel
when I was a kid.
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You need to hang on to that.
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Heh.
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My mom says he was
a loving father
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but always broke
and always on the road.
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It's just a stupid way
to make a living.
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You're 16.
Plenty of time to make money.
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Wanting to build a connection
with your dad
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and pass on some of the joy
that he gave you,
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that's not stupid at all.
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Ooh. I got it.
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Is, uh, is this because
of the medication?
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Is it normal?
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It's not normal,
and it's not Sjogren's.
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T.I.A.,
thickened pericardium,
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and now he's bleeding
from his nose and mouth.
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What are you doing with her?
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"Her"?
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Surely this bundle of fun
has an actual name.
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It's Sophie.
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Both your kids are named...
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She's Sophie.
The other one's Sophia.
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It different enough.
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they actually have
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two completely different
derivations.
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No, they don't.
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I wasn't in a strong
negotiating position.
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Why is she here?
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Ruby dropped her off.
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Seemed pretty upset.
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Apparently someone forgot
that it was daddy's night.
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She wasn't even gonna leave her
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until I said that I was
letting you off early.
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Damn it. I just started
back on the team.
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My schedule's a mess.
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If your own kids
are a scheduling item,
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maybe you should let
one of them move.
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Patient has low platelets.
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Makes me think D.I.C.
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She doesn't seem
to like that idea.
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You're right.
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He has no
schistocytes in his smear.
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He also has a low red count.
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What if it's
a retroperitoneal bleed?
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No Grey-Turner's sign.
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She wasn't fussing like that
when I was holding her.
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Maybe she likes
the sound of my voice,
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which is weird because I have
no genetic connection to her.
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Could it be she doesn't
know the difference?
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So many children of your own.
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No wonder you have such insight
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into my relationship
with my babies.
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Good point.
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How could I comprehend
that you're too despised
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to keep them from having
the same name,
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too overwhelmed to remember
your own calendar,
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and too vain to admit
that at this stage,
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you don't matter
to either baby.
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Low white count
suggests infection.
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What if you're allright?
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Low platelets
plus low red count
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plus low white count equals...
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Aplastic anemia.
258
00:11:07,351 --> 00:11:10,318
Kid needs a bone marrow
transplant.
259
00:11:10,352 --> 00:11:11,886
Everyone except Adams,
260
00:11:11,961 --> 00:11:14,608
transfuse his platelets
till you find a match.
261
00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:24,761
You started college
a semester late
262
00:11:24,782 --> 00:11:27,638
because you left high school
a semester late
263
00:11:27,673 --> 00:11:30,301
because you had
five incompletes
264
00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,331
in your junior year.
265
00:11:32,449 --> 00:11:33,995
And you're offering
one bad semester
266
00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:35,795
as proof that my parents
screwed me up?
267
00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:38,279
Did okay before that.
Straight as after that.
268
00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:39,564
I went through
a rebellious phase.
269
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,672
Don't tell me.
270
00:11:40,712 --> 00:11:43,500
Mom and dad were at
each other's throats
271
00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:47,252
and the academic crisis
was a cry for help.
272
00:11:47,286 --> 00:11:50,837
Sorry to mess with
your world view,
273
00:11:50,839 --> 00:11:52,544
but I'm not messed up,
274
00:11:52,647 --> 00:11:54,792
so my parents couldn't have
messed me up.
275
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,479
Mom's HLA is only a 3/6 match.
276
00:11:59,579 --> 00:12:01,531
Maternal grandmother's
worse than that.
277
00:12:01,565 --> 00:12:03,021
Where did you unload the baby?
278
00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:04,478
- Maternity ward.
- Shut up.
279
00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:07,718
You realize you're making
House's argument for him.
280
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,921
The part where he said
any parent who uses day care
281
00:12:09,955 --> 00:12:11,832
should ship their child
across the country?
282
00:12:11,866 --> 00:12:14,053
No, the part where he said
that baby doesn't need you.
283
00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:15,947
You've only got her
a couple days a week
284
00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:18,050
and most of that's spent with
a rotating cast of nurses.
285
00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,353
That's how daddy likes to
spend his time too.
286
00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:20,915
Shut up.
287
00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:22,120
First cousin's also a whiff.
288
00:12:22,151 --> 00:12:24,148
So much for genetics mattering.
289
00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:26,085
I'll try the marrow registry.
290
00:12:29,694 --> 00:12:31,094
- Dr.
- Park is searching the registry.
291
00:12:31,143 --> 00:12:33,622
Transfusing his platelets will
keep him healthy while we wait.
292
00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:35,710
Are you sure there's no one on
the father's side of the family?
293
00:12:35,948 --> 00:12:38,498
If one of them's a match,
that'd speed things up a lot.
294
00:12:38,532 --> 00:12:41,028
His parents died young.
295
00:12:41,030 --> 00:12:42,251
He was an only child.
296
00:12:42,253 --> 00:12:44,217
There's no living relatives
that I know of.
297
00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:45,542
Something will turn up soon.
298
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,365
How soon is soon?
Will he miss a lot of school?
299
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,045
I'm actually thinking of
just getting my ged.
300
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:53,367
How do you expect to get
into a good college?
301
00:12:53,401 --> 00:12:56,719
I'm gonna take classes
on magic and juggling
302
00:12:56,839 --> 00:12:58,007
and try to make a go of this.
303
00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,220
Ben, you keep
your grades up, you can do
304
00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:00,541
anything in the world.
305
00:13:00,661 --> 00:13:03,612
Like what? Work in
some boring office?
306
00:13:03,646 --> 00:13:05,221
I mean, do you think my father
307
00:13:05,223 --> 00:13:06,517
would have done that
for ten minutes?
308
00:13:06,551 --> 00:13:08,003
You don't remember your father.
You don't know...
309
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,763
I want to build
a connection with him,
310
00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:17,345
pass on some of the...
The joy that he gave me.
311
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,786
My, uh, my back hurts.
Uh...
312
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,689
His BP is dropping.
313
00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:28,299
We think we've dealt wit
all the liability issues.
314
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,450
I'm in a meeting.
315
00:13:33,452 --> 00:13:34,701
Sorry.
316
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:37,413
Since you paged me, I didn't
want to keep you waiting.
317
00:13:37,415 --> 00:13:39,877
Yeah, I paged you,
which means you're next.
318
00:13:39,911 --> 00:13:42,501
That's cool.
I'll wait.
319
00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:43,887
That's a good start.
320
00:13:43,921 --> 00:13:46,114
Let's go through it
point by point.
321
00:13:46,181 --> 00:13:48,282
First up...
322
00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:54,305
I'll call you back.
323
00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:58,013
Just got this.
324
00:13:58,056 --> 00:14:00,378
The American Associate
of Rheumatology
325
00:14:00,412 --> 00:14:03,108
wants you to speak,
9:00, Saturday,
326
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,255
in Atlantic City.
327
00:14:04,284 --> 00:14:08,181
Dr. Neusinger canceled on them
at the last minute.
328
00:14:08,302 --> 00:14:11,022
Hmm. I hate conferences.
329
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:14,920
This is a big one,
and it's the premium slot.
330
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,967
I'd like you to do it.
331
00:14:16,969 --> 00:14:19,054
I'll clear it with
your parole officer.
332
00:14:19,056 --> 00:14:21,468
What do I need to do for you?
333
00:14:24,715 --> 00:14:27,974
Halve the clinic hours
that you recently doubled
334
00:14:28,008 --> 00:14:31,963
and double the hooker budget
that you recently halved.
335
00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:35,418
I think you refer to it
as petty cash.
336
00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:39,615
Fine.
337
00:14:39,649 --> 00:14:41,479
Just one thing.
338
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,957
I'm gonna ask them to
put you on in the morning.
339
00:14:43,995 --> 00:14:45,112
We're doing them a favor.
340
00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:46,455
Why should you
have to spend the night?
341
00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:50,577
You said that 9:00
was the premium slot.
342
00:14:50,604 --> 00:14:52,940
I mean, I want to feel like
I've earned my hookers.
343
00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:54,733
The place'll be a madhouse,
344
00:14:54,831 --> 00:14:57,572
especially since it's two miles
from the Rubio fight
345
00:14:57,624 --> 00:15:00,147
at the exact same time.
346
00:15:00,326 --> 00:15:01,630
Nice try.
347
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:03,633
You called up,
pretended to be Neusinger,
348
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,865
cancelled, and suggested
yourself as a replacement.
349
00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:08,730
You go to that fight,
you go to prison.
350
00:15:08,764 --> 00:15:11,488
But that'd be redundant,
when I have an angry black guy
351
00:15:11,598 --> 00:15:13,641
waiting for me to drop
the soap right here.
352
00:15:13,675 --> 00:15:16,700
Better go do some of those
clinic hours I recently doubled.
353
00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:25,050
Test my urine.
354
00:15:25,274 --> 00:15:27,268
Looks like I was wrong
about my diagnosis.
355
00:15:27,319 --> 00:15:28,942
Yeah. I have diabetes.
356
00:15:28,944 --> 00:15:31,515
No, but you're not
a hypochondriac
357
00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:33,693
or you would have imagined
some new disease
358
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:35,196
after I shot down
the first one.
359
00:15:35,207 --> 00:15:36,519
So whose urine is that?
360
00:15:36,726 --> 00:15:38,404
Diabetic girlfriend without
health insurance?
361
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:41,153
It's not a scam.
I'm sick.
362
00:15:41,187 --> 00:15:42,628
Now I have swollen ankles.
363
00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:44,668
The medical term is cankles.
364
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,571
Is there some black market
in Insulin
365
00:15:46,632 --> 00:15:47,421
that I don't know about?
366
00:15:47,631 --> 00:15:48,930
It's in my genes.
367
00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:50,876
My old man got diabetes at 50.
368
00:15:50,878 --> 00:15:52,057
My older brother got it at 50.
369
00:15:52,091 --> 00:15:53,492
I just turned 50.
370
00:15:53,526 --> 00:15:56,042
Well, it's a great argument
if diabetes was a gold watch.
371
00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:58,181
I got sciatica, like my dad.
372
00:15:58,215 --> 00:16:00,884
Class-four hemorrhoids,
like him.
373
00:16:00,886 --> 00:16:02,230
I need to get a jump
on this thing.
374
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,146
We had to stop the transfusion.
375
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,395
Patient's having an allergic
reaction to donor platelets.
376
00:16:09,438 --> 00:16:10,757
No one in mom's family's
a match,
377
00:16:10,785 --> 00:16:12,947
and as far as she knows,
dad has no living relatives.
378
00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:15,763
It's been years since he died.
379
00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:25,797
If the kid's dad
died young of melanoma,
380
00:16:25,831 --> 00:16:28,346
how come the overprotective mom
381
00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:30,218
never took him
to a dermatologist?
382
00:16:30,252 --> 00:16:31,570
Are you gonna test my urine
or what?
383
00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:47,486
Not diabetes.
384
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:50,094
Use cross-matched platelets.
385
00:16:50,128 --> 00:16:51,314
Try to find the patient
some blood
386
00:16:51,373 --> 00:16:52,755
that's closer to his own.
387
00:16:52,789 --> 00:16:55,765
And get the real story
on clown, senior's death.
388
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,224
Mom's hiding something.
389
00:16:57,258 --> 00:16:59,220
It's a good bet that it's
medically relevant.
390
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:02,648
Apple juice.
391
00:17:02,719 --> 00:17:06,159
Easiest way to fake a spike
in blood sugar.
392
00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,902
His family history of melanoma
393
00:17:11,921 --> 00:17:15,224
may have affected
his cellular outlook.
394
00:17:15,258 --> 00:17:16,677
If we had more data
395
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:18,881
on the exact type of melanoma
his father had...
396
00:17:18,986 --> 00:17:24,908
Otherwise, we might not be able
to find a marrow match.
397
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,677
He never had melanoma.
398
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:28,534
How did he die?
399
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:31,823
He didn't.
400
00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:39,535
He lives in pennsauken
under a different name,
401
00:17:39,737 --> 00:17:41,001
Mitchell Gordon.
402
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:43,580
How could you keep this
from me? From Ben?
403
00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:48,441
He really needs to know
404
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,963
his dad just breezed
in and out of his life,
405
00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:52,404
drunk and incoherent?
406
00:17:52,501 --> 00:17:56,658
It's better to think
the man's dead but decent.
407
00:18:04,832 --> 00:18:07,374
You realize I have to invite
someone else to the Rubio fight?
408
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,207
- Nope.
- No realization whatsoever.
409
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,047
You have a LoJack on your leg.
410
00:18:12,088 --> 00:18:13,787
I was happy watching the fight
on pay-per-view.
411
00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:15,730
You're the one who insisted
we go to Atlantic City.
412
00:18:29,532 --> 00:18:31,701
Your biological father
was a decent,
413
00:18:31,703 --> 00:18:33,030
God-fearing minister.
414
00:18:33,064 --> 00:18:35,085
The guy who raised you
was a cold-hearted jerk.
415
00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,409
I'm trying to figure out
why you're so convinced
416
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:40,200
Adams has parentally
inflicted damage.
417
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,685
You're trying to deflect.
418
00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:43,290
Now you are.
419
00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:46,709
You have to believe that every
parent screws up every child
420
00:18:46,822 --> 00:18:48,990
or you were screwed out of
a decent childhood.
421
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:50,939
My decent daddy of the cloth
422
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:54,351
was also being indecent
with my married mom.
423
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:57,300
He probably would have taken
other kids to the playground.
424
00:18:59,991 --> 00:19:03,106
It's not my fault.
Bad parenting.
425
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:14,771
Mitchell Gordon?
426
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:17,326
I've already got a religion.
Go away.
427
00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:19,251
We're doctors.
428
00:19:19,286 --> 00:19:20,848
Your son Ben
is in the hospital,
429
00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:21,714
at Princeton-Plainsboro.
430
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:23,341
He's very sick.
431
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,221
Yeah, well, I don't have
a son. Not anymore.
432
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,759
We know there are
some issues there,
433
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:32,949
but your bone marrow
could cure him.
434
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,551
There's a hospital
two miles from here.
435
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:36,681
It's a simple test.
436
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,454
You said he was at
Princeton-Plainsboro?
437
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:42,137
His mother feels it's better
to do the test
438
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,317
at a different hospital.
439
00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:46,997
Well, I guess I don't have
a son anymore.
440
00:19:50,369 --> 00:19:52,129
House isn't gonna give up.
441
00:19:52,163 --> 00:19:53,821
Just tell him
about your parents
442
00:19:53,855 --> 00:19:55,126
or make up a lie.
443
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,993
I don't want to lie.
444
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,622
I don't want to validate
his ridiculous theory.
445
00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:01,281
It's not ridiculous.
446
00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:02,750
En the best-intentioned
parents
447
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,244
end up damaging their kids.
448
00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:07,119
You're a smart,
successful doctor.
449
00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:09,472
How much damage could you have?
450
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:15,639
Know how I got
interested in medicine?
451
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,527
When my mother drank,
she couldn't handle me,
452
00:20:17,529 --> 00:20:20,514
so she locked me
in my father's study.
453
00:20:20,516 --> 00:20:23,288
Only so many hours you can cry
and bang on the door
454
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,537
before you give up,
find something to read.
455
00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:28,780
We all have family dysfunction.
456
00:20:28,814 --> 00:20:32,380
That's why we're successful.
To fill that hole.
457
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:40,045
My parents have a lot of money,
458
00:20:40,047 --> 00:20:43,541
but they didn't make it
legally.
459
00:20:43,594 --> 00:20:45,446
White-collar crime?
460
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:47,398
It started with card games.
461
00:20:47,627 --> 00:20:50,375
High-stakes poker.
462
00:20:50,611 --> 00:20:53,024
Then my dad got into narcotics,
463
00:20:53,058 --> 00:20:58,868
at first just selling
but then using too,
464
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:01,635
or he never would have gotten
into the slave trade.
465
00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:05,307
Children mostly.
Easier to pack in small crates.
466
00:21:05,341 --> 00:21:07,603
Plus the shipping's
a lot cheaper.
467
00:21:10,463 --> 00:21:13,464
Won't even trust
a co-worker.
468
00:21:13,498 --> 00:21:15,518
What did your parents
do to you?
469
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,154
You have to go
see him yourself.
470
00:21:21,188 --> 00:21:24,497
He wouldn't even ce
to the door a second time.
471
00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:26,875
Okay.
I'll drive over there.
472
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:40,419
It's a pleural effusion.
473
00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:41,505
He had a bleeding problem
earlier.
474
00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:43,162
Must be bleeding
into his lungs.
475
00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:01,868
Except there's no blood.
476
00:22:01,902 --> 00:22:03,069
What does it mean?
477
00:22:03,082 --> 00:22:04,435
It means you don't have to
make that drive.
478
00:22:04,486 --> 00:22:05,843
The problem isn't his marrow.
479
00:22:05,877 --> 00:22:06,746
It's his liver.
480
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,619
- Liver failure.
- Explains everything.
481
00:22:13,469 --> 00:22:15,203
The question is, what explains
the liver failure?
482
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,023
It's not an infection.
483
00:22:17,057 --> 00:22:18,863
We tried antibiotics,
but he's not responding.
484
00:22:18,897 --> 00:22:20,350
More curiously,
what explains the mom
485
00:22:20,531 --> 00:22:25,079
lying about dad pushing up
squirting daisies?
486
00:22:25,081 --> 00:22:30,019
This is how you plan
to get to the boxing game?
487
00:22:30,188 --> 00:22:31,619
Why are you looking at her?
488
00:22:31,621 --> 00:22:35,462
'Cause I'm stunned, and
I have to look at something.
489
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:41,455
Match, bout, fight,
contest, day, Helena.
490
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,398
Almost anything works
after "boxing,"
491
00:22:43,591 --> 00:22:45,278
except the word "game."
492
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,640
Your bigger problem is,
493
00:22:46,685 --> 00:22:48,738
the people who design
those things aren't idiots.
494
00:22:50,864 --> 00:22:53,263
Can you believe she used to
work in the can?
495
00:22:53,297 --> 00:22:54,409
Nothing is tamper-proof.
496
00:22:54,443 --> 00:22:55,899
It's a synthetic problem.
497
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,746
His liver's not
synthesizing proteins,
498
00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:59,705
so fluid is leaking out
of his blood vessels.
499
00:22:59,736 --> 00:23:01,233
And mom's a selfish jerk.
500
00:23:01,267 --> 00:23:03,134
She traded up,
married a lawyer,
501
00:23:03,168 --> 00:23:05,437
wants to forget
the lowly circus clown.
502
00:23:05,439 --> 00:23:07,603
You're defending the father
because you feel like a jerk
503
00:23:07,629 --> 00:23:09,925
for baking buns
in two different ovens.
504
00:23:09,959 --> 00:23:12,631
You want to believe the
mythical biological connection
505
00:23:12,731 --> 00:23:14,296
excuses being a man slut.
506
00:23:14,298 --> 00:23:15,920
Ow!
507
00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:17,424
I don't know why I'm starting
to doubt your expertise.
508
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,433
You do have a classified ad
and a piece of metal.
509
00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:21,730
It's temperature that
sets it off, not force.
510
00:23:21,749 --> 00:23:23,324
The rivets go pop,
I slide in the heating pad.
511
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:24,684
Easy peasy.
512
00:23:24,898 --> 00:23:26,551
More likely the patient has
a hyperammonemic problem.
513
00:23:26,661 --> 00:23:28,437
His liver's not
cleaning out his blood.
514
00:23:28,471 --> 00:23:30,279
The buildup of toxins
is causing everything.
515
00:23:30,307 --> 00:23:32,051
I'm defending the dad
because he got screwed.
516
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,983
After he lost his son,
he lost his job.
517
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:36,070
Been in and out of rehab,
ve up clowning.
518
00:23:36,072 --> 00:23:38,316
Yes, as a parent, I empathize.
519
00:23:38,318 --> 00:23:39,364
I say we tell the kid.
520
00:23:39,412 --> 00:23:41,419
He's a minor,
the mom's his guardian,
521
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,479
and it's not even
medically relevant.
522
00:23:43,481 --> 00:23:45,828
She robbed them of
12 years together.
523
00:23:45,862 --> 00:23:47,771
Or she ripped off
the band-aid too late.
524
00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:50,796
That memory that she let
son of Bozo establish
525
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,592
is making him chase his father's
moronic profession
526
00:23:53,594 --> 00:23:57,546
when he could be living
the high life in Portland.
527
00:23:57,659 --> 00:24:00,008
And I mean that
metaphorically, of course.
528
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:05,784
This is where you dazzle me
with your contingency plan.
529
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:18,386
I see why employers are
reluctant to hire ex-cons.
530
00:24:20,517 --> 00:24:23,135
Well, what about the patient?
531
00:24:23,169 --> 00:24:25,982
Is the problem hyperammonemic
or synthetic?
532
00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:27,726
Can't treat for both.
533
00:24:27,774 --> 00:24:29,742
One requires hemodialysis,
the other a liver transplant,
534
00:24:29,744 --> 00:24:31,357
and we couldn't even get
the kid a marrow match.
535
00:24:31,391 --> 00:24:33,801
Get the mom's consent to
pump him full of protein.
536
00:24:33,842 --> 00:24:35,502
If it's a synthetic problem,
537
00:24:35,536 --> 00:24:36,826
more fluid will leak
into h chest
538
00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:37,922
and his heart will fail.
539
00:24:37,956 --> 00:24:39,391
If it's hyperammonemic,
540
00:24:39,425 --> 00:24:41,210
toxins will overwhelm his body
and he'll go into a coma.
541
00:24:41,234 --> 00:24:44,033
Do you only like tests that
involve the risk of death?
542
00:24:44,044 --> 00:24:45,645
There are some slower,
less conclusive tests,
543
00:24:45,647 --> 00:24:48,135
but why take that risk?
544
00:24:55,008 --> 00:24:56,553
In here.
545
00:25:02,391 --> 00:25:07,989
Oh, my God.
The water.
546
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:10,225
This is completely my fault.
547
00:25:13,173 --> 00:25:14,927
There are very serious risks,
548
00:25:14,951 --> 00:25:16,569
but if we don't figure out
what he has,
549
00:25:16,571 --> 00:25:19,242
we can't treat him at all.
550
00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:28,537
I may be a little
out of bounds here,
551
00:25:28,571 --> 00:25:30,634
but in case there are
complications,
552
00:25:30,843 --> 00:25:32,962
it might be a good time
to come clean to your son,
553
00:25:33,072 --> 00:25:35,935
let his father visit.
554
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,557
A little out of bounds?
555
00:25:37,591 --> 00:25:41,743
I don't know the history,
but everyone makes mistakes.
556
00:25:41,767 --> 00:25:43,279
Your son worships him.
557
00:25:43,313 --> 00:25:45,180
Doctor's right about that.
558
00:25:45,182 --> 00:25:48,111
Oh, yeah? And when
did he learn that?
559
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,121
When he encouraged Ben
to drop out of school?
560
00:25:52,158 --> 00:25:53,959
Mitchell is not Ben's father
561
00:25:53,993 --> 00:25:55,932
any more than a sperm donor
would have been.
562
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,572
Dr. House?
563
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:07,105
Unless you're a locksmith
or an electrician
564
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,856
with political contacts,
I'm busy.
565
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,694
My husband saw
you in the clinic.
566
00:26:10,728 --> 00:26:12,531
Wants treatment for diabetes.
567
00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:14,950
My condolences
on your forthcoming divorce.
568
00:26:14,981 --> 00:26:16,681
He keeps imagining symptoms,
569
00:26:16,715 --> 00:26:20,635
and now I have to make him
these awful anti-diabetic meals.
570
00:26:20,651 --> 00:26:22,699
Since I have no intention
of testing him,
571
00:26:22,733 --> 00:26:26,701
treating him,
or cooking for him...
572
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:30,416
Could you write me a fake
prescription for Insulin?
573
00:26:30,453 --> 00:26:32,536
The advantage
of fake prescriptions is,
574
00:26:32,564 --> 00:26:34,567
you don't have to be
a real doctor to write one.
575
00:26:34,618 --> 00:26:37,741
Just tell me what's safe
to inject in his thigh.
576
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:39,842
His symptoms will go away
577
00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:42,342
and then I can show him
he was never sick.
578
00:26:42,376 --> 00:26:43,330
Water?
579
00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:46,498
Imaginary medicine
is not my specialty.
580
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,348
I do have
an imaginary colleague
581
00:26:48,528 --> 00:26:51,123
who's just sent me
an imaginary page.
582
00:26:51,157 --> 00:26:52,544
Imagine how sorry I am.
583
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:03,516
Still mad about
what happened in the lab?
584
00:27:03,556 --> 00:27:06,039
I'm not mad.
I'm being professional.
585
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,928
You claim
you're not screwed up.
586
00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:10,364
You may even believe it.
587
00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:11,694
But House doesn't and I don't,
588
00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:14,391
so you can wait till he camps
out on your parents' lawn
589
00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:16,376
or you can admit you don't
live on some higher plane
590
00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:17,644
and thank me later.
591
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,613
My, uh, my eye feels weird.
592
00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:27,033
What's happening to me?
593
00:27:31,414 --> 00:27:32,662
You look tired.
594
00:27:32,696 --> 00:27:34,544
I hate it when people say that.
595
00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:35,743
I know, I look bad.
596
00:27:35,812 --> 00:27:37,918
I thought you were gonna
go to bed early last night.
597
00:27:37,965 --> 00:27:40,802
Like an idiot, I went out
with my girlfriends
598
00:27:40,842 --> 00:27:42,064
to pretend I have a life,
599
00:27:42,098 --> 00:27:44,587
when all I did
was flirt with guys
600
00:27:44,657 --> 00:27:46,178
who'd have no interest
in a mom,
601
00:27:46,212 --> 00:27:48,438
miss the baby I couldn't
wait to get rid of,
602
00:27:48,565 --> 00:27:49,432
and then get yelled at
by my mom
603
00:27:49,498 --> 00:27:50,260
for staying out too late.
604
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:51,949
- You need your own place.
- Yes.
605
00:27:52,078 --> 00:27:54,904
I moved back home because it was
too drafty at the four seasons.
606
00:27:55,032 --> 00:27:56,249
So go back to work
at the hospital.
607
00:27:56,284 --> 00:27:59,065
Day care costs more than
what I earned as a nurse.
608
00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:04,021
Have you considered
sub-standard day care?
609
00:28:04,055 --> 00:28:06,850
Why don't you stay here toght?
610
00:28:07,031 --> 00:28:10,137
No. I mean,
in the guest room.
611
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,427
I'll watch the baby again,
612
00:28:11,627 --> 00:28:12,461
and you can get
a real night's sleep.
613
00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:14,753
You'd do that?
614
00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,623
Win-win.
615
00:28:24,645 --> 00:28:26,097
Mommy gets a rest,
616
00:28:26,151 --> 00:28:28,975
daddy gets more time
with his little angel.
617
00:28:31,525 --> 00:28:33,982
There's some sweats
in the closet in the back.
618
00:28:37,863 --> 00:28:39,453
Lucky girl.
619
00:28:39,494 --> 00:28:44,382
Gets another sleepover
with da-da.
620
00:28:44,562 --> 00:28:48,252
It makes a difference.
621
00:28:48,286 --> 00:28:49,769
Doesn't it?
622
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:02,818
Didn't answer your page
last night.
623
00:29:02,872 --> 00:29:04,235
Sorry. Battery died.
624
00:29:04,269 --> 00:29:05,875
We got the patient's eye
back in place
625
00:29:05,909 --> 00:29:07,447
with steroid injections,
626
00:29:07,464 --> 00:29:10,657
but a bulging eyeball means
it's not a liver problem.
627
00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:13,299
And mom's determination
to keep dad away,
628
00:29:13,301 --> 00:29:15,476
even as her kid
gets sicker and sicker,
629
00:29:15,501 --> 00:29:16,796
means she's got more to hide.
630
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,058
It's not diagnostically
relevant.
631
00:29:18,097 --> 00:29:19,183
Let's let it drop.
632
00:29:19,185 --> 00:29:20,182
You just lost my vote.
633
00:29:20,221 --> 00:29:22,502
You flip-flopped
on parental rights.
634
00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:24,004
I've been trying to
persuade the mother,
635
00:29:24,075 --> 00:29:25,696
but it's her son,
so it's her call.
636
00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:27,076
Well, that very evolved of you.
637
00:29:27,274 --> 00:29:30,942
Don't usually see Darwinian
changes over breakfast.
638
00:29:30,976 --> 00:29:35,404
You made nice-nice with Phil,
you decided that
639
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,822
he'd make a decent father
for thing 2 after all.
640
00:29:38,824 --> 00:29:40,463
I had Sophie again last night
641
00:29:40,497 --> 00:29:41,960
and Ruby slept
in my guest room,
642
00:29:41,994 --> 00:29:43,960
which has nothing to do
with Phil,
643
00:29:43,994 --> 00:29:46,113
who will never be a father
to my children.
644
00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:48,654
Angioneurotic edema can
cause rapid swelling.
645
00:29:48,671 --> 00:29:51,034
Hey, we're having
a conversation here.
646
00:29:51,069 --> 00:29:52,936
No abdominal pain.
647
00:29:52,970 --> 00:29:54,547
So that must have been nice,
having Ruby
648
00:29:54,597 --> 00:29:55,865
and the baby under one roof.
649
00:29:55,982 --> 00:29:57,861
Yes, it was nice having
my daughter in my home.
650
00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,722
That's why I would like her
sister to live near my home.
651
00:30:00,724 --> 00:30:02,058
Anasarca?
652
00:30:02,113 --> 00:30:03,479
Swelling would have
followed gravity.
653
00:30:03,513 --> 00:30:06,367
Isn't that getting this whole
parenting thing ass backwards?
654
00:30:06,565 --> 00:30:09,328
Aren't you supposed to figure
out what you can sacrifice
655
00:30:09,362 --> 00:30:10,842
to maximize their niceness?
656
00:30:10,874 --> 00:30:12,859
And do you think I should
sacrifice myself
657
00:30:12,901 --> 00:30:13,687
from their lives?
658
00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:15,245
Just one life,
659
00:30:15,369 --> 00:30:18,695
until the other one's mommy
meets someone nicer than you.
660
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,884
Swelling that fast
and localized
661
00:30:20,909 --> 00:30:22,206
has to come
from the lymph nodes.
662
00:30:22,315 --> 00:30:24,207
Burkitt's lymphoma.
663
00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:30,334
Swelling. Cankles.
664
00:30:30,490 --> 00:30:31,744
That's not a
symptom of Burkitt's.
665
00:30:31,778 --> 00:30:34,515
- Are you saying it's...
- It's Burkitt's.
666
00:30:34,549 --> 00:30:37,149
Prep him for chemo.
667
00:30:48,662 --> 00:30:49,899
I think you should
give House permission
668
00:30:49,924 --> 00:30:51,295
to go to Atlantic City.
669
00:30:51,297 --> 00:30:53,884
We'll stop by
the rheumatology conference.
670
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,172
Everyone's covered.
No.
671
00:30:56,174 --> 00:31:00,058
The guy has earned the right
to go to one boxing match.
672
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:01,773
He's done everything
you've asked...
673
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,678
Funded and staffed
his own department.
674
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,050
Hasn't even broken as much
as a traffic law.
675
00:31:06,084 --> 00:31:08,407
You're right.
676
00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:10,597
So you'll let him go?
677
00:31:10,655 --> 00:31:12,145
No.
678
00:31:12,179 --> 00:31:14,560
I get why he wants to go
to that fight.
679
00:31:14,594 --> 00:31:16,099
I'd love to go myself,
680
00:31:16,118 --> 00:31:17,775
which is kind of
why I have to stop him.
681
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,140
My job is to be the jerk.
682
00:31:20,174 --> 00:31:22,519
House has to believe that
I have authority over him.
683
00:31:22,566 --> 00:31:24,762
He can't function
under someone's thumb.
684
00:31:24,893 --> 00:31:27,135
I know, which means
you can't go either.
685
00:31:31,121 --> 00:31:33,654
Your job is to be his friend,
686
00:31:33,688 --> 00:31:35,178
to stay here and sit with him
687
00:31:35,397 --> 00:31:36,652
and watch the fight
on pay-per-view
688
00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:37,729
while bitching about me.
689
00:31:37,749 --> 00:31:39,156
If we both do our jobs,
690
00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:41,800
we might actually get him
through his parole.
691
00:31:45,348 --> 00:31:47,355
You're right.
692
00:31:50,946 --> 00:31:52,746
Sorry to show up like this.
693
00:31:52,748 --> 00:31:54,541
I was expecting
a battery of lawyers.
694
00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:55,922
No lawyers.
695
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,677
Phil had something that
he would like to say,
696
00:31:58,711 --> 00:32:02,174
so I thought that he should
say it in person.
697
00:32:02,246 --> 00:32:04,959
It was wrong of me
to confront you
698
00:32:04,997 --> 00:32:06,421
about taking Rachel
to Portland.
699
00:32:06,455 --> 00:32:09,476
You don't want to move
to Portland?
700
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:12,650
Of course I do, but this is
about your daughter too
701
00:32:12,658 --> 00:32:14,180
and I'm not gonna do
something like this
702
00:32:14,238 --> 00:32:15,757
without your support.
703
00:32:15,937 --> 00:32:19,162
So you guys are trying
to manipulate me
704
00:32:19,185 --> 00:32:21,238
by playing good cop/good cop?
705
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:24,938
Is that how little
you think of me?
706
00:32:24,972 --> 00:32:28,496
It's clear you're back
working for House.
707
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,611
I will see you this weekend
when you pick up Sophie.
708
00:32:30,645 --> 00:32:32,161
Sophia.
709
00:32:32,202 --> 00:32:33,932
We actually started
calling her Sophie.
710
00:32:33,968 --> 00:32:34,836
Yeah.
711
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:37,950
Great.
712
00:32:38,662 --> 00:32:39,982
It's cute.
713
00:32:46,289 --> 00:32:47,602
Cankles.
714
00:32:47,654 --> 00:32:50,951
Is there some problem with
the prescription you gave me?
715
00:32:50,997 --> 00:32:54,313
I'm faint. I've been
gaining more weight.
716
00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:55,883
I think I need a bigger dose.
717
00:32:55,918 --> 00:32:58,559
If you double his placebo,
he might drown.
718
00:32:58,621 --> 00:33:04,372
Also, you forgot to mention
that your heart rate is slow.
719
00:33:04,410 --> 00:33:05,771
My... my heart rate is not...
720
00:33:07,162 --> 00:33:10,316
52.
The technical term is slow.
721
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:13,981
Those awful anti-diabetic
meals you eat,
722
00:33:14,012 --> 00:33:15,556
do they contain bok choy?
723
00:33:15,590 --> 00:33:17,160
A pound of it.
Every day.
724
00:33:17,242 --> 00:33:22,696
Bok choy has glucosinolates
which inhibit thyroid function
725
00:33:22,722 --> 00:33:24,712
and account
for all your symptoms.
726
00:33:24,747 --> 00:33:26,944
So this isn't diabetes?
727
00:33:27,148 --> 00:33:30,076
You have a bad case of irony.
728
00:33:30,097 --> 00:33:31,764
The food that you're eating
to stop making you sick
729
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,431
is making you sick.
730
00:33:33,466 --> 00:33:36,653
Hey, maybe I don't have my
father's crummy genes after all.
731
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,784
On the other hand,
maybe you're fat enough
732
00:33:38,908 --> 00:33:40,470
to get diabetes
even without him.
733
00:33:46,437 --> 00:33:48,790
I can't believe I have cancer.
734
00:33:48,824 --> 00:33:52,413
We caught it early.
You should be okay.
735
00:33:52,473 --> 00:33:55,818
I could die. I never went
anywhere, did anything.
736
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:58,007
If my father had lived,
737
00:33:58,009 --> 00:34:00,427
everything would have
been different.
738
00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:03,256
Your mom and stepdad love you.
739
00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:05,315
They've given you a great home.
740
00:34:05,349 --> 00:34:08,503
That counts for a lot.
741
00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:12,553
He's crashing.
Everything's shutting down.
742
00:34:20,985 --> 00:34:23,128
Renal failure, lung
failure, heart failure,
743
00:34:23,154 --> 00:34:24,434
all before we started chemo.
744
00:34:24,455 --> 00:34:27,374
Burkitt's lymphoma is
fast-moving, but not this fast.
745
00:34:31,184 --> 00:34:36,293
No rush. ICU stands for
take your time in Latin.
746
00:34:36,354 --> 00:34:37,600
Multiple aneurysms.
747
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,791
That would mean that every
symptom after his T.I.A.
748
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,200
was a coincidence.
749
00:34:41,673 --> 00:34:42,880
Cholesterol emboli?
750
00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:45,542
Bingo. Fits perfectly.
Check the file.
751
00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:48,047
Confirm that we did major
abdominal surgery on him
752
00:34:48,071 --> 00:34:51,297
and then completely
forgot about it.
753
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:51,898
House.
754
00:34:56,874 --> 00:34:58,074
Hello?
755
00:35:00,235 --> 00:35:01,725
What the hell
are you doing here?
756
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,000
I was told that this might be
my last chance to see my son.
757
00:35:04,911 --> 00:35:06,843
You had no right!
This is none of your business!
758
00:35:06,990 --> 00:35:09,238
- I didn't.
- I called him.
759
00:35:09,272 --> 00:35:10,576
This man's Ben's hero.
760
00:35:10,615 --> 00:35:11,927
Let them spend
five minutes together.
761
00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:17,577
No! Get out of here!
762
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,263
Wait.
763
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,757
You sexually molested your son.
764
00:35:32,907 --> 00:35:34,438
Your walk.
765
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,092
Tabes dorsalis.
766
00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:38,590
You have
late-stage syphilis,
767
00:35:38,592 --> 00:35:42,147
which you gave to our patient
presumably 12 years ago,
768
00:35:42,204 --> 00:35:45,827
which also explains why mom
is not big on family reunions.
769
00:35:47,482 --> 00:35:49,992
I shouldn't be here.
770
00:35:57,972 --> 00:36:02,047
We tested him for syphilis.
He was negative.
771
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,688
After 12 years, the active
infection would have died down
772
00:36:05,722 --> 00:36:08,293
everywhere except the arteries
in his brain,
773
00:36:08,346 --> 00:36:09,851
where it could hide out
from our tests.
774
00:36:09,853 --> 00:36:11,797
But when
that six-year-old heckler
775
00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:13,889
punched him
in his juggling pins,
776
00:36:13,919 --> 00:36:16,639
it kicked up the dormant
bacteria in his pelvis.
777
00:36:16,676 --> 00:36:18,473
The immunosuppressants
we gave him
778
00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:19,956
sent it into overdrive.
779
00:36:19,981 --> 00:36:21,596
The antibiotics we gave him
780
00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:23,628
actually started destroying
the syphilis.
781
00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,896
But like pouring water
on a fire,
782
00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:28,152
that led to a trail
of toxic smoke and ash
783
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:30,614
which made his immune system
overcompensate.
784
00:36:30,648 --> 00:36:33,319
Severe Jarisch-Herxheimer
reaction.
785
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,631
Is this true?
786
00:36:35,665 --> 00:36:37,268
Yes, Jarisch-herxheimer is real.
787
00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:39,075
It sounds silly, but...
788
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:42,333
Oh, you mean
the... the... right.
789
00:36:45,653 --> 00:36:50,893
I found stains on his clothes.
790
00:36:52,682 --> 00:36:57,062
He didn't understand
and he didn't seem traumatized.
791
00:36:57,094 --> 00:37:02,286
I kept trying to talk to him,
but before long, he'd forgotten,
792
00:37:02,395 --> 00:37:04,885
and he seemed...
793
00:37:04,919 --> 00:37:08,022
And he seemed happy
and he seemed normal.
794
00:37:08,056 --> 00:37:09,203
So you made daddy go away
795
00:37:09,205 --> 00:37:12,920
and you made sure junior had
no reason to go looking.
796
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:15,139
I was just trying
to protect him,
797
00:37:15,173 --> 00:37:19,134
like I should have done
from the start.
798
00:37:21,178 --> 00:37:22,383
Sorry.
799
00:37:25,165 --> 00:37:28,636
IV penicillin and
anti-TNF antibodies,
800
00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:30,305
he'll be fine.
801
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:35,142
Apart from the whole
daddy-rape thing.
802
00:37:40,843 --> 00:37:42,594
We're not done.
803
00:37:42,644 --> 00:37:44,263
No, we are not.
804
00:37:44,307 --> 00:37:46,393
Notify the dad's
sexual partners.
805
00:37:46,434 --> 00:37:48,738
Notify his employer,
his landlord.
806
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,148
Notify the police.
807
00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:51,521
I meant the kid.
808
00:37:51,555 --> 00:37:53,324
We're not gonna tell him
he was molested?
809
00:37:53,357 --> 00:37:56,390
To make him miserable or
to forfeit your license?
810
00:37:56,405 --> 00:37:57,864
To tell him the truth.
811
00:37:57,898 --> 00:38:00,900
He's a virgin.
How do we explain the STD?
812
00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:02,743
It's a medical diagnosis.
Screw the parents.
813
00:38:02,785 --> 00:38:03,831
The kid's our patient.
814
00:38:03,871 --> 00:38:05,896
I guess Taub's got
a tough choice to make
815
00:38:05,922 --> 00:38:07,736
when the kid wakes up.
816
00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:09,118
Why is it my choice?
817
00:38:09,165 --> 00:38:10,619
'Cause you're a dad.
818
00:38:10,675 --> 00:38:13,338
How could the rest of us
possibly understand?
819
00:38:22,110 --> 00:38:24,692
What was...
What was wrong with me?
820
00:38:27,941 --> 00:38:29,617
It's called syphilis.
821
00:38:29,619 --> 00:38:35,285
Uh, you... you can get that
without having sex?
822
00:38:48,623 --> 00:38:50,236
I didn't tell him.
823
00:38:53,108 --> 00:38:55,019
Your heart said
he needed to know.
824
00:38:55,021 --> 00:38:59,386
Your brain knew he's
better off without it.
825
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,251
Following your heart is easy.
826
00:39:01,285 --> 00:39:03,102
Following your brain is tough.
827
00:39:03,169 --> 00:39:05,107
Especially after years
of following
828
00:39:05,238 --> 00:39:07,866
that much smaller third organ.
829
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:13,376
That's why all parents
screw up all children.
830
00:39:21,034 --> 00:39:22,814
Evening.
831
00:39:27,346 --> 00:39:32,799
Clever tactic, pretending
you're not interested anymore.
832
00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:36,545
How could that possibly work
as a tactic?
833
00:39:36,579 --> 00:39:38,674
The fact is, once I saw
those incompletes,
834
00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,359
I knew your parents
screwed you up.
835
00:39:40,394 --> 00:39:44,516
The details are just gravy.
836
00:39:44,518 --> 00:39:46,857
You're wrong.
837
00:39:46,859 --> 00:39:50,632
The only evidence you have
is proof of something else.
838
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,946
I ran away from home.
839
00:39:57,065 --> 00:40:00,145
Because you had lousy parents.
840
00:40:00,179 --> 00:40:03,660
Because I didn't.
841
00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:07,059
All my friends' parents
were divorced
842
00:40:07,093 --> 00:40:08,812
or having affairs
843
00:40:08,846 --> 00:40:13,471
or barely knew
their kids' birthdays.
844
00:40:13,473 --> 00:40:17,802
You envied their dysfunction?
845
00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:22,549
I-I thought it made them
deeper somehow.
846
00:40:26,014 --> 00:40:28,047
It was stupid.
847
00:40:28,062 --> 00:40:31,724
I hitchhiked to Manhattan,
moved in with an older guy.
848
00:40:31,769 --> 00:40:35,051
In two months,
I came running home.
849
00:40:35,068 --> 00:40:39,319
It took my parents years
to get over it.
850
00:40:39,355 --> 00:40:42,438
That's when you
started to excel.
851
00:40:42,488 --> 00:40:46,062
You were making it up to them.
852
00:40:46,074 --> 00:40:49,756
Your parents screwed you up
by not screwing you up.
853
00:40:49,794 --> 00:40:52,051
How does briefly
wishing I was screwed up
854
00:40:52,085 --> 00:40:54,723
make me screwed up?
855
00:40:54,757 --> 00:40:56,614
It's normal to be screwed up.
856
00:40:56,678 --> 00:41:00,098
It's really screwed up
to romanticize it.
857
00:41:00,313 --> 00:41:04,430
I guess that's why you wanted
to work with prisoners.
858
00:41:04,432 --> 00:41:08,293
It's why I wanted
to work with you.
859
00:41:11,938 --> 00:41:13,985
It was a tactic.
860
00:41:31,431 --> 00:41:33,120
Chris.
861
00:41:33,165 --> 00:41:34,249
Yeah.
862
00:41:34,318 --> 00:41:36,983
I need to talk to you and Phil.
863
00:41:39,085 --> 00:41:42,185
Is everything okay?
864
00:41:42,187 --> 00:41:44,090
Yeah.
865
00:41:54,481 --> 00:41:57,185
I can't let you move.
866
00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:58,524
You drove all the way out here
867
00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:00,948
just to tell us
what you already told us.
868
00:42:00,982 --> 00:42:04,187
I'm sorry.
869
00:42:13,759 --> 00:42:14,977
House, open up.
870
00:42:15,011 --> 00:42:16,915
I don't want to miss
the opening bell.
871
00:42:20,888 --> 00:42:22,859
House?
872
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:36,401
Telecast, we expect an
electric atmosphere
873
00:42:36,446 --> 00:42:38,688
in the arena and a sellout
crowd of about 10,000
874
00:42:38,692 --> 00:42:41,389
for Rubio versus Santos,
two great fighters
875
00:42:41,561 --> 00:42:43,141
with illustrious careers
876
00:42:43,175 --> 00:42:44,876
who might have been expected
to meet a long time ago.
877
00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:47,549
As for Santos,
his handlers tell us
878
00:42:47,572 --> 00:42:48,576
that he's done more roadwork
879
00:42:48,611 --> 00:42:50,207
than at any time in his career,
880
00:42:50,242 --> 00:42:53,653
hoping to prove tonight that
he can box for 12 full rounds.
881
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:56,897
Significant because Santos
hasn't heard the final bell
882
00:42:57,038 --> 00:42:58,976
in more than six years.
883
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:01,023
He comes in with
11 straight knockout wins
884
00:43:01,025 --> 00:43:03,767
and we saw how a power puncher
with a left hook
885
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:06,102
was able to cut Rubio
over the right eye
886
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,219
in the tenth round
of that last fight.
887
00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:13,220
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