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break the way you are.

Everybody says we're ugly. Everybody says we're tiny and shabby. But nobody

knows we have huge passion and guts and fire.

I hate you, Wacky John.

Can't see anything in this fog.

What the...

Finger, take a seat and learn.

Bully ball, door strike, electric elbow.

Welcome to the team, Gravity.

$40? That's a lot of money.

Allow the maestro to do what we experts call the haggle.

Here we go.

$40. How about $30?

How about $40?

$35. $40.

$37 final offer.

$40.

Okay, okay. My really real final offer is $39. Take it or leave it.

Cute. Okay, tell you what. How about $40 and you can get...

Miss Garbage.

You got a deal.

So he's the superhero that cries a lot? We could have at least gotten a comic

I've heard of. You're dwelling in the past, Mikey.

I'm all about the future, baby.

Eyes forward. My eyes are forward. No.

Snow? This time of year?

Could it be? I just went to go shopping and now I run into my true love.

Even the heavens themselves rain their blessings upon us. The snowflakes. What

perfect metaphor for our unique and beautiful love. Hey.

Earth to Mikey. Not the time for one of your regular daydreams.

Are you okay?

Sorry about my friend.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Watch where you're going.

Oh, I should watch so I can watch you.

So I don't run into you, but we could run into each other again. But not

physically, you know what I'm saying?

Great.

That was Lucy Weller.

The Lucy Weller.

Now she's going to tell everybody at the party what freaks we are.

What time is that party again?

You said your mom wouldn't let you go.

See?

Violence solves everything.

That's a terrible lesson.

You report on all the dark corners of this crime -infested city and you

it's full of terrible lessons.

Is there really that much drama in covering dog fashion shows, cat fashion

shows, reptile fashion shows? Wow, there's a lot of animal fashion shows in

town, huh? You just wait. When I win my Pulitzer, then you'll see.

Hmm?

Mike? Oh, uh, well, I was just thinking about what a great mom you are, so I got

you a present.

Whoa! Dirt Potato's lost album, Drive by Sunnyside? Where did you find it?

I have my sources.

You know, I went to the opening concert for their Madness Skull Tour.

Burn it all down!

I'm the reason they started nailing the chairs to the floor.

Hmm? Wait.

What do you want?

I saved the Earth. But now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my

This comic is really weird.

Relax. I'm coming. I'm coming.

Wherever there is crime, I'll be there. Whenever someone needs help, I'll be

there. Whenever people just need to let it out with a good cry, I'll be there.

Because I am Crying Man!

Who are you?

You don't recognize me? I'm crying, man.

Who are you?

Another one of his stories.

Mike, are you bleeding or dying?

No.

Right. Well, I've got to head out now, so have fun going to the party with your

weird spandex -wearing hero. Wait, Mom! Mom!

Mom?

My God, you're a weird thing.

What's wrong?

Who said that?

I mean, it's not that...

Real?

I feel a million times better. Good to get it out.

Let's just calm down, okay? Who are you?

I'm Crying Man, the Sultan of Sorrow, the melancholy man of justice.

I'm a superhero.

But you were in my comic book.

Of course, and you called me into your world.

It was an accident.

Do you not like me?

Is it because of my costume?

You think it's stupid, don't you?

Ugh!

Diego's party, and why on earth are you soaking wet?

It was the guy for the comic, Sadland, or whatever, when I made fun of his

costume. Although, his goggles are pretty dumb. Forget the comic book,

I get it. It was a stupid deal, but you don't need to rub it in. No, no, you

don't understand.

He came out of the comic book.

Dude, I love your imagination.

Seriously, I do.

But come on!

Look, I'll show you.

Crying Man.

I summon you!

Oh, hang on.

Let me try again.

Crying man, go!

Dude, if you're running late, just text me. No need for all this lying and

water. Wait, Nick, you have to believe me.

Dude, you're my best friend, but this is a new low even for you.

I'm out of here.

Why didn't it work?

Hmm. Crying Man?

Oh, hey!

It's you again.

Crying Man!

Nick, I did it! He's here!

Such a crap start today.

A flippin' car crash.

He popped out the comic book. Look, I have to be holding it.

Tears, please.

Wrong tears.

That's why.

Nick, check it out.

I told you. A crying man. That's the guy.

A superhero just jumped out of your comic book.

Yeah, but don't mention his outfit or his goggles or... You know what? Just

don't say anything.

Someone is sad, very sad.

They need our help. Our help? You and us?

Whoa, why am I...

No time to eat my breakfast, the birds are here already.

No time for fun and play, just gotta get through the day.