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I think I was going to make it.

You, uh, looking at the same room?

Yeah, I am.

It's not going to be fair, bro.

Do I?

Oh, look at that.

Whoa.

It could be worse, right?

Been waiting here a while.

Hey boys.

Hey, nice to meet you. It's a pleasure to have you here.

Come on in, if you like.

Oh my god, nice place.

I know, it's wonderful.

The living room is so expansive.

I like the covers.

Is that a plush rug?

Oh yeah, we're installing the pool back here.

Do you know if you'd love?

Look around if you'd like.

I'm putting it in the pool, so it'll be... I'll shake for a little bit.

Hi. Hey.

Would you like to see the backyard?

No, I'm good.

When can I move in?

Um, it's not that simple.

Uh, what's your name?

Oh, I'm Lance.

It's a pleasure.

Yeah, this place is fucking awesome.

Yeah, no, for sure. It's wonderful here.

Well, I'm not too sure, Lance.

If I want you to live here yet, be perfectly honest, I'm pretty sure he has

leg up on you. That guy?

No, you don't want to live with that guy.

Trust me. You want me as your roommate.

And why is that?

Look, he might have a leg up on me, but I got a third leg up on him.

Oh, really?

I think I got a game that we could play.

I love games.

Yeah?

Well, I'll tell you what. If you can get me off before the end of the showing...

Then maybe I'll let you look here.

No problem, babe.

Oh, well, you're going to have to do it without him noticing.

Don't get too cocky there.

I think you're asking more than you're looking for.

Oh,

yeah, for sure. It's going to be wonderful.

And I think they're going to be done real soon.

Do you want to do the kitchen? Of course, of course.

Man.

Man, this is looking nice.

Looking really nice.

Nice countertops.

Remarkable.

It's nice.

Man, the colors.

It's pretty flush.

Clean, real clean.

No, definitely. I like to keep everything very clean, very nice out

This straight bigger is awesome. Is this stainless steel?

Stainless what? Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, it is.

Isolated? Okay.

Good. Nice holes in the steam.

Oh, my God. This is awesome. This is awesome.

Oh, man. Where did that big guy go? Oh, I think, you know what? I think he ran

to the bathroom.

Yeah, he's definitely a little bit weird.

Hey, you think we can go through the room now? Oh, for sure, for sure. After

you. Awesome.

This is a nice place you got here.

Oh, nice, nice, nice. Whoa.

Look at these mirrors.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God. Thank you. You look great.

You look good.

Nice headboard.

And it's all in this room right here.

Does this comfort come with the room, too?

Yes, it does if that's going to be a selling point there.

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.

When you're done, just come out to the living room.

You know, you're doing pretty good.

But how else am I fucking?

Oh my god, your cock is so huge.

I don't even think it's gonna fit.

There's only one way to find out.

Oh my god.

You take it so fucking hard.

You're so fucking good.

You're so fucking big.

clients don't understand I'm not free all hours of the day. It's all right, I

can take out one more time and I'll take the call. You can take the call later.

No, definitely.

Do what you have to do. Thank you so much. You're awesome.

Yeah, man.

Oh my God.

Ha ha.

um

I got a cruck back in me.

Oh, come here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God, you guys are so bad.

Oh, fuck.

It's so fucking good. Oh, fuck you.

I'm not quite yet. Please, please.

Oh, fuck.

Every night.

I'm gonna have to think about that one.

I can't look, it's just like that.

RRRRRRRRRRRR

Uh -huh.

Thank you.

You're so fucking loud.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Thank you so much.

Oh gosh.

Only a little bit.

What the fuck is going on?

What does it look like? How about you get out of our house? Man, this is

straight bullshit, man.

Sorry. Straight bullshit.

Bye.

Fucking bullshit.

Does that mean I won?

Baby, I think we both won.