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Table six with sauce on the side. Yeah?

Yeah, we just sent out the wrong order.

Did I?

What?

Constantly. Constantly. It's every day with you guys. Are you serious? Do you

not read? Table six with sauce on the side. I have it on this ticket. I have

on the computer.

With the sauce on the sandwich.

Okay.

You're talking about my tits. Hey, hey, hey. Who fucked it up? Sauce on the

side. We forgot the sauce?

What are you doing over here?

What are you doing over here?

I didn't know you had a thing.

Fucking learn how to read, all of you. Learn how to read. All right.

better. All right.

Because you are here to be in a...

You already know. She's been teasing him for a while.

Sorry,

there he is.

Go take this out or something.

We need to see those titties, you know?

Let's see your titties.

Are we going to get it right this time? You're going to get us fucking fired.

Yeah.

I think he just walked away. He just walked away.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, go take that. Take that one out.

I got you.

Well,

I take it out. Now we're going to wait a few minutes and see if you guys did

your job. Okay. You're right. You're right.

Why don't you come over here?

right here you're gonna get fired y 'all are tripping right now

we

got it

back here we're good

Y 'all are fucking crazy right now. You're crazy.

Are

you

kidding me right now?

This is going to be dessert though.

Crazy, right?

Crazy, bro.

Oh, my God. I had to take a little something to get motivated out here. You

know, that was crazy.

You got it right?

For once, yeah. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

You're tripping right now.

Let me see that. Let me see that.

There we go.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm glad you even know the menu.

Y 'all just hired me today.

Well, you know you were spoken by the menu. I was able to learn the menu on my

first day.

When I was a server, I had a little cheat sheet on my arm.

Oh, you're awesome.

Hey, whatever works, you know? Exactly, we got it. Make sure you put it in

special, okay?

Fine,

fine, fine. Get that rib out, get the leg.

All right.

All right, friend.

All right.

You want to top that?

There you go.

Hey, come out of your way.

They really want that lamb chop.

Well, we don't have lamb chop. All right.

All right. We don't have lamb chop. Most of them don't bring it out of the door.

Water there. I got water.

I totally do that. Yeah.

Your wings are in the window.

Who is out of the window? Come on, man.

I don't want to have to remake this, Jeff.

I don't know.

I'm not going to remake it if you bring it back. Yeah, period.

I don't know.

I'm going to have to make it again.

Just drop it on the ground. Okay. Thank you, Jeff.

Is everybody else not out here?

I don't know. I don't know.

You're

going

to get a fire.

No, she's got to be right.

You just got to be right.

Be cool. Be cool.

Use it!

We good? We good?

Oh yeah, you're good. Oh,

thank you.

Fucking hell. Yeah.

It's crazy.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what

he's

talking about.

I hope not.

Water up, onions on the side like you are. Onions on the side, no problem.

What are we looking for? An order for Sonabella.

Okay. Are you ready? Are you ready?

What's up? What do you need? Someone wants an order, but whatever.

Was she blowing him back there?

What?

What?

I think he was giving him a blowjob. No, no, no. Nobody was doing that.

Like I said, I was missing the whistle.

No.

Have you started on that yet?

Yeah. Okay.

It's medium -low. It's going to take a little bit. Okay. No worries. Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my god. Are you kidding me?

You pay me minimum wage. I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay.

Chef,

I'm going to wash the dishes. Are you going to the line?

Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I can handle it.

Where's that damn dishwasher?

I don't know.

Sorry.

I'm trying to look.

There's all this weirdness going on back there.

We don't have that.

That wasn't a special one.

Keep your head back in.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

He has to be coming back soon. He's been out there for a while.

Excuse me, guys.

Chef, all good?

Yeah, all good.

Do they like the ribeye?

They love the ribeye.

Perfectly. Thanks, Josh.

You're welcome.

Next, everyone, take a piece.

Yeah, of course. Sorry about that.

What are we telling you? Come on. All right. Let me tell the 23 items. Dave,

Dave, what?

There's no substitution.

These are serious. All right. Do you guys have lasagna then?

Listen, if we don't get the manager to take care of this, I don't know what's

going to happen. The manager just said the party is 16.

Dave.

Hey, dog. Hey,

dog. Are you prepared for us then?

The party's 16. Are you guys going to help out or? Fucking busy.

I'll be ready

in one minute.

Also, make sure to put everything on the ticket. All allergies to that party.

There's kids in there. We don't want to mess up. We don't want to get through.

All right, please.

Last time you almost killed the kids.

And also make sure you're helping out that other new server who doesn't know

anything. Hey, hey, hey.

You gave him away.

My job.

and you bring in the sticks, you get 10 percent.

And don't ask me how long those stickers are. Hey, how's the family going?

Yeah, man, I'm going to try to cook. What are you doing?

What are you guys doing?

Come on, man. Be out there.

Go check on your table.

Have you never worked in a fucking restaurant before?

Okay, look.

How about I quit if you guys keep coming at me like this? Well, that would be a

better help.

Look here, Tom.

Oh,

crap.

You kidding me?

No,

it's not like that. It's not like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem.

Sorry. Sorry about that. Do you want me to tell you all to do? No, no, no, no.

We're good.

I'm just getting ready for the table.

We're good, we're good, we got this.

What?

So

it's

sabotage. Yeah, fuck you. I got no weight here.

I'm fucking dead.

That pussy is so fucking fake.

I'm sure.

I know, he's fucking chowing down on us.

You're crazy.

You're fucking crazy.

You're right. Yo!

You like watching me?

I think the party's starting to arise.

Good job,

good job.

We got food dying on the window. Come on, guys.

Get up.

Hey,

James, are you going to start working on this?

I'll be right there.

Hurry up.

It's in there.

It's cooking. I got your table. I got your table.

Why do you have to do that on the window, Ryan?

Come on, do I need to go in the brewery myself?

I work here, bro.

I just got a paper.

Where are you getting in on this action, huh? Come on. I

knew it.

You're not going to do anything. You're watching this shit.

Oh, my God.

I am trying.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Do you like watching us, you fucking perv?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, shit.

Chef, how's those sandwiches in the oven?

Looking good, looking good.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck me.

How's that party going to be like?

No, the bathroom's on the other side. Sorry about that.

What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?

What do you want?

Oh shit. Give me a second. Oh

my God.

Oh shit.

Such a good day, I'm glad.

Holy shit.

I can't believe you pulled that on.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My fault. Yeah, I'm going to get ready.

Where are we at?

We're back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

There you go. Okay.

Let me see. No.

Yeah, and then your left cheek right here.

Right here.

Yeah,

right there. Oh, shit.

Okay.

Good? You good? Yeah, just make sure you count that all.

Oh, yeah, right here around the chin.

Oh, that's something crazy, man.

We'll take care of it.

If you guys will actually do your jobs the way they're supposed to be done.

I'll do anything.

I'll do anything for you guys.

No, we're all right here, you know.

I'm not saying anything. I don't care. I'm right here, you know.

It'll be too fun.

Too fun.

Yeah.

It's fair.

Here we go.

I just want to do the fucking job.

Oh, man.

You took the whole thing down.

Oh, yeah.

They didn't learn about it a lot.

So you said you were going to fuck them. I

thought they just sent a fucking stick.

Are you going to do your job too?

Yes. Okay, fine.

I mean, I learned from my parents a little bit. I'm not a basketball player.

You know, I only do it all the time.

Yeah, all the time.

I had a nice life. I had a nice life.

I had a nice life.

Hey, I didn't know we came for dessert.

It's all good, it's all good.

oh oh oh

My dad was there every day.

Thank you.

I know you guys are busy.

So yeah, I appreciate you. And I know you were working hard. They got to give

you a raise on the music.

You look like you're all alone.

I've seen her out in the wild.

I don't know that girl.

Yeah. Shoot.

Mostly you get hit tonight, you know.

Make your money, go home. That's it.

That's it.

Wow.

She's unhappy.

Happy wife, happy life. She's not happy with nobody.

I'm sorry about that.

I'm sorry about that.

It

was

a nice dinner.

It was a nice dinner.

I was into it.

Holy fuck, where is that?

You're welcome. I hope your girlfriend isn't waiting.

Oh, yeah, I know.

That was pretty bad.

She's the champ.

She's the champ. That's what that is. She's the champ.

She's the champ.

You got a little something right there. A little something right there.

Can I have a dishwag?