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No, it's actually an excellent idea that we be hanging out and watching this

movie because you know, you never hear I like I travel for it so much and I feel

like when I'm here I never have a roommate Exactly.

Honestly like on the exact same page like I thank you for the longest time

you don't Like not that it's like a good thing or like a bad thing, okay?

No, I get it, I get it. I'm never here. I'm never here because you know, when

you're here, you're by yourself. Exactly, okay.

All right.

Oh, sure.

No, anyway, like, that was the thing, you know, a chance to even chat and get

know each other a little better, right, you know.

Do you want some popcorn?

Thanks.

It's getting really good.

Oh, yeah.

You're in quite the mood, huh?

Oh, what's the matter? Is that something I know?

The thing is, um, I'm a recovering porn addict.

Like a little soft thing, I mean, nothing, nothing, right?

Yeah, um, and I was, like, really hooked.

Like, to the point, it was so bad that even something as softcore as this would

be enough to make me laugh.

So, don't worry about it, you know, just... Oh, no, no, no, you don't have

that. No, you, no, it's fine. Honestly, like, um, I'm tired anyway.

I think I'll just... Go to her room and you can finish washing it. Like, I don't

want to ruin it for you.

Don't worry, but listen, but listen.

But, you know, I got you. I understand, you know.

Addictions, any addictions, you know, it takes a toll and you need to process

it. So if you need to talk to somebody, I'm here. No, thank you, honestly.

You're struggling with something, so.

Thank you. I appreciate you understanding.

I think I'm just going to... Okay.

Enjoy.

Thanks.

Took me forever.

Mind you, it took so long. I believe.

Did you get the curry powder?

Yes, it's right here.

Yeah? And I got the bananas and paper towels and I got extra fruit.

And, oh, I'm sorry.

She doesn't act good.

I mean, you know, I assure you, this is not going to happen again.

I remember.

I respect that.

You're fine.

I think I'm going to finish watching dishes and get ready for dinner. Yeah,

okay.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm so sorry.

I'm dating a girl. Her name is Mindy, and I totally apologize.

I just messed it up. I'm so sorry.

It's okay. It's fine. It's okay. I can easily see how you can mix Mindy and

Mandy. I mean, it's like a one -letter difference.

It's cool. It's fine.

It's so embarrassing, and I apologize. Please just delete it. Forget it. I'm

sorry, man.

Yeah, I'll delete it. I'll delete it.

No,

no, wait no.

Please,

please, please. Let me do all the fucking work, sir.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

What the hell?

Are you seriously watching porn right now?

Yeah.

Don't worry. It's not going to bite you. There's nothing wrong.

can you know about my addiction oh my god just chill chill look nothing

will happen just look at yourself you know come on you come look

oh my god you're not gonna die don't worry it's just entertainment

nothing wrong nothing will happen i promise you

This is brief exactly breathe relax

Don't

deny your life don't deny things that you want and crave

Everything in moderation.

You can have it all. Why to refuse that?

Is everything good?

Thank you, baby.

God damn it.

Five more minutes.

I'm not sure. Maybe too much?

Five more minutes.

I doubt I'll do anything.

You would do anything you said?

Yeah, I need it. Anything?

Yeah.

So why?

Hmm?

Yeah.

You were?

Yeah.

Yeah.

No.

What? What?

become too overwhelming and I... What?

What's going to be too overwhelming?

This. I mean... It's great, you know. Watching porn?

Watching porn.

Don't worry.

I'll always be here for you.