All language subtitles for Beyond Paradise 04x06 gépi

Gordon Benny, it's a bloodbath!

I did say I would make the smoothies.

Yes, yes, Martha, but this is my last
day at the station, and I need to learn

before I become your newest employee.

Yeah, but we agreed that would be
temporary, though, didn't we? Yes.

Yes, of course.

Unless I'm a natural.

Oh.

Yes, a little more training needed, Zoe,
I think, before I'm ready to step into

your shoes.

We'd better hurry up.

It's my last shift.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Um, how are you feeling? Are you
excited?

Uh, yeah, I guess.

Oh, that was a little underwhelming for
someone about to go on the trip of a

lifetime.

And Mum's being a bit weird. She's not
really talking to me, pretending like

it's not happening.

Morning.

Everyone, this is Agnieszka, my
girlfriend.

Pardon me, me won't apologize.

Oh, delighted to meet you too.

I told you about the inspector, my boss.
But until tomorrow, he gave up his own

job to save the rest of us.

Now, I see it more as an opportunity.

For a new start.

I agree.

Change is a good thing.

Like you and me.

We both took a leap of faith and here we
are.

Oh, I've got to go.

Geraldine wrote me into marshalling the
exhibition again.

And it was lovely to meet you.

Indeed. I'm going to go exploring.

OK. See you later, honey bun.

By Big Bear.

Morning, Margo.

Can't chat.

I'm flying through the astral plane.

Okay.

Ahoy there, me hearties. Red Jerry's the
name.

Today we celebrate Ship Muppet's most
famous son, Elias...

nicknamed The Shadow.

On this day in 1722, Elias sailed from
these shores to plunder

the New World.

But he returned home penniless.

The only clue to the whereabouts of his
lost riches is the map

you'll find inside.

But it says that his gold... stones to
cover.

So beware.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

In you go.

All right. Single file, guys. Single
file.

Go on. Up as you are.

Okay.

Okay,

everyone. Warmen always leak you.

Down there.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Great. Thanks.

Thank you, everyone.

You all get a turn to see a liar who's
mad.

Fire!

Fire! There's a fire!

Okay, everyone. Stay calm.

Follow the green exit signs. Walk. Don't
run.

Don't run.

Stay calm.

Where's Kelby? Still inside.

To the right.

Go to the right.

Kelby!

Kelby!

Kelby!

Kelby, are you all right?

I've cleared the interior.

The fire brigade and coast guard should
be on their way.

But I can't smell burning.

Be sure, don't go in there. There's no
smoke without fire.

They do?

Apparently, sometimes there is.

So, Elias' map, it's gone.

One morning... In the month of June,
down by a rolling river, there a weary

traveller chanced to stay, and he beheld
his lover.

Her cheeks were red, her eyes were
brown, her hair in ringlets hanging down

the lovely place, without a frown, just
as the tide was flowing.

Auri Sacra Farmis.

Signed, Elias Cutler.

That which is not mortal.

Um, something, something... gold?

What do not you force mortal hearts to
do? A cursed hunger for gold.

The search for riches makes people do
terrible things.

Elias wrote it on the map.

About his crew, I think.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I remember this.

Elias captured a galleon full of gold
coins, but his men turned on each other

and all but Elias ended up dead.

So he ditched the gold and came home to
ship to Nabbit.

You've been paying attention.

Sorry it took me a while to get here. I
was out of time.

Missing the festival?

It's more for the kids, right? Even
though he's not a kid no more.

What have we got?

Our last case together.

Well, let's not tempt fate, Kelby.

This could be the start of a 24 -hour
crime wave.

I do hope not.

Yes?

Me too.

So, the thief used a smoke bomb as a
distraction and, in the ensuing

panic, stole Elias's map. Now, the
question is, how did they remove the

map from a locked cabinet and leave the
note in a matter of...

Seconds. Perhaps it was Elias's ghost.

His nickname was The Shadow after all.

Only Josh and Kelby.

You know, that's just a story to
entertain the tourists.

Yes, well, you see, these wheel marks
suggest that the thief used a pram or

pushchair.

Pointing to human rather than spectral
agency.

I thought the cabinet would be ample
security.

I mean, who'd want to steal from the
festival?

Gives the old town a boost.

We should get this note to forensics.

Do you have the key?

Does it own?

As far as I know.

Here it is.

Do come in.

I'll check the cameras.

They cover the front and back.

Oh,

sorry. It survived the battle at Nassau.
I'm sure it'll survive you.

Yes. Well, it's certainly an impressive
collection.

Our life's work.

Devonoy. Some of it's quite valuable.

Cameras didn't pick anything up.

Is the map worth a lot?

I just got it valued.

By Britons?

Antique shop in town?

Been here a couple of times.

Valued most of the collection, but said
the map was only worth hundreds or so.

Were you disappointed?

A little.

In fact, I took it to get a second
opinion from a specialist dealer in

They said the same thing.

Were you planning on selling it?

Just updating the insurance.

The map's very dear to me.

It's how Dev, my husband, and I met.

Port of Bain, Trinidad, ten years ago.
Strange place to find it. It was where

Elias sailed from when he came home to
Ship and Afford. So I took a trip there

when I was researching our history and
found a map in a junk shop.

Like meeting a ghost?

It did feel a little bit like that,
yeah.

All filthy and weathered.

But the owner said that someone had
already put down a deposit, so I went to

negotiate with him and the rest is
history.

So that must be Dev.

Yeah.

And here we are.

Or we were.

And we shall be again.

Dev's in a care room right now.

Stroke. Sorry to hear that.

Yeah. It was a shock.

He's fighting back, but it's taking a
bit longer than we hoped.

The pirate festival was his idea.

It's really not the same without him.

Oh, this is my dad.

And his twin brother, Sanjeev.

It was him who gave us the display
cabinet a couple of years ago.

Anniversary present.

Do you lend any other items to the
festival?

A few pieces, yes.

Also stole some to Brigden's. A bit of a
clear out.

You start for when Deb comes home.

I guess the cameras are why they stole
it from the festival, not from here.

Ah, yes.

But why steal a map that's not valuable?

And leave a note about... And leave a
note about the dangers of wealth.

Someone with a grudge?

I don't see who.

Geraldine and Dev are pretty popular.

The pirate festival brings in a lot of
money for the town.

We should talk to the antique stealer
who valued it.

Bridgins is on the way back. We can go
now.

Yes.

Sorry, excuse me. Running late.

Thank you.

Yep.

Well, ahoy there, Captain Barnacles.

Oh, see, down there.

Not you. I'm free.

They needed someone to play the sea
monster at the festival.

It's you. But I'm very glad to give you
something to laugh about. No, it does,

really. It's nice that you're getting
involved.

Well, I'm trying to be more engaged.

What does that mean?

Not entirely sure.

Amelia's idea?

No, actually.

Look, I'm running late for the afternoon
performance.

Yeah, sure. I'm working.

Ah,

sure.

Hope it goes well.

Break a tentacle.

Yeah, thanks.

Very funny.

Esther, I know that anchor.

I recognise the shape it left on
Geraldine's wall.

Hi. Good afternoon.

Detective Inspector Humphrey Goodman,
Detective Sergeant Esther Williams.

Hello.

Can I ask, is that antique anchor down
there? You got that from Geraldine

am I right?

Yes. I'm brokering the sales on a few of
her items.

And you valued her map?

The one that got nicked.

Heard all about that.

Someone's having a laugh there, aren't
they?

Quite the joker.

Why do you say that?

Well, I don't know why else you'd steal
that bit of rubbish.

Yeah, she said you valued it at very
little. We call them wall fillers in the

trade. No historical significance?

This is a death, I think, though, but
there's no provenance.

Amateurs, you see, they don't have the
qualifications to tell treasure from

And what are your qualifications?

Masters in fine art, BADA, NAVA,
Christies.

She seemed disappointed when I told her.
I got the feeling she's a little short

on the readies. No touching!

Go on.

Keep the little parasites in line,
right?

Do you have children?

God, no. Oh, no, this belongs to my
assistant.

Poor guy.

Fell right into the baby trap.

You know what I mean, right?

Not really.

Do you mind if I, uh...

Sure. Own a piece of Elias Cutler's lost
gold.

They're for the tourists.

So you do quite well out of the pirate
festival, then?

Well, you've got to diversify your
income streams in this day and age.

Is this brass?

Well, I wouldn't be selling a gold one
for a fiver, would I? No.

I'll take it.

Thank you.

Used to have quite the coin collection.

It's my pride and joy.

Sorry.

What

a

massive anchor.

How's it going?

Marvellously.

A well -oiled crime -fighting machine.

You can tell Mr Smith I'll be giving it
my all until the final curtain.

Don't be silly. I'm not his spy.

Aren't you?

You need my help. I sensed it in the
ether.

Remarkable. Yes, Margot.

Yes, I do. Could you go to the station
and do some digging into Geraldine

Desai's finances, please? We had a tip
-off that she might be in some financial

trouble. Of course.

Anything to help with your last case
after you fell on your sword to save the

rest of us from petty bureaucrats. I
see.

See you later.

He seems quite chipper under the
circumstances.

That's because he's got a case to work
on.

But what about when it's over?

He loves that job.

Without it, I worry he won't...

Be him.

Gelby.

What are we looking at?

Looking for a false bottom.

See if that's how the thief got in.

Find one?

Not yet.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a
factory stamp over here.

Wellbridge and Sons.

And the number 197B.

I'll get this sent off to the lab for
analysis.

You see, the thief must have known they
only had a few seconds once the smoke

bomb went off.

So they were confident they could get
into the cabinet quickly.

But why take such a risk when the map is
invaluable?

And why go to all the trouble of leaving
a note?

Maybe it was a warning from the thief
not to come after them.

Well, it's not going to work.

We've got to find out how they acted
this cabinet.

We should talk to the brother -in -law,
Sanjeev. He gave them the cabinet in the

first place. Maybe he's got a spare key.

I always close the festival with a 21
-gun salute.

Pardon?

I counted 20.

Should only be one more.

Oh, never mind.

Hi there. State of Inspector Humphrey
Goodman. This is DS Esther Williams.

I've got my gunshot license and license
to acquire black powder if you want to

see my paper work. Oh, no, no. I'm not
doubting your expertise.

We're actually here about the theft of
your sister -in -law's map.

Ah, yes. I heard.

Jerry's very upset.

I don't know why anyone would play such
a mean joke on her.

You think it was a prank?

Well, it wasn't for the money. She only
paid a few quid for it, as I recall.

Cost a hell of a lot more for muggins
here to bring it back from Trinidad.

You brought it home? They decided to
stay for a few more weeks.

Didn't want to be lumbered with it.

250 quid in excess luggage.

25 quid a kilo.

Those airlines are no better than
thieves.

She said you got them the display case
the map was in.

Yeah, I got it from a ship clearance
sale down at the marina.

You don't by any chance have a spare key
to the cabinet?

There wasn't one.

These really are beautiful.

Yeah.

A matching pair.

Salvaged from the wreck of Eli's Cutler
ship.

Perfectly balanced in weight to balance
the vessel.

My brother normally fires the other one.

Yes, Geraldine told us about his stroke.
I'm sorry.

He'll be back next year. I'm sure.

Are they smoke bombs?

Switch to eco -friendly gunpowder.

Less volatile.

Easier to store.

Use these to maintain the magic.

Can you tell us where you were this
morning between 8 and 10?

Right here.

I mark each hour with a single salute
throughout the whole festival.

You can check the timetable. Hiya.

All right, Mira.

Here's my daughter with my tea.

Hi.

Thanks for your help.

Pleasure.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Hello, darling.

Come to see me?

They're planning your leaving party, but
I'm having nothing to do with it. I'm

not going to celebrate you being forced
out of your job.

OK, right. No, please, no, please don't.
I don't want any farce. It's not a big

deal. It is kind of a big deal, though,
Inspector.

A massive deal. Huge. A really quite
significant deal. No, no, nonsense.

I don't want any farce.

Good. Because we're absolutely not
planning your leaving party.

Oh, no, definitely no leaving party
planned here.

Anyway, got to go. Got to get on with
not planning any party at all.

Martha. Mar... Mar... OK, Margot.

I've got CCTV in from outside the cave.

You can't see any of their faces because
of the free pirate hat given out with

every ticket.

Quite a perfect disguise.

One pirate amongst many. Clever.

The pushchairs, though. You can see
those.

Can you zoom in a bit, Margot, please?
Look at the pram.

It's the same brand as Sanjeev has.

Popular mate, though. Loads of those
around.

I looked into Geraldine's bank records
like you asked.

She's heavily in debt.

All our cash is going to the Abyssinian
care home where poor old Dev's been

staying. Nice place, that. Look out over
the bay. I spoke to them.

She's behind with the payments.

Another few weeks and she'll have to
move him somewhere cheaper.

I wonder if the festival has some kind
of insurance policy for theft.

It does.

Geraldine took one out herself.

Covers all the exhibit items loaned to
the festival.

Several thousand pounds.

That would give her a motive if she's
running out of other things to sell.

But she couldn't have stolen it. She was
outside the whole time. Unless she had

an accomplice.

Sanjeev? Yeah, he's got the smoke bombs
to push, yeah? He could have lied about

not having a second key to the cabinet.

He had an hour between the cannon
firings. And, of course, he'd want the

care for his brother.

I can't see Geraldine as a master
criminal.

She's a librarian.

Margot, literature is full of people
doing extreme things for love.

Oh, here is a beauty.

Probably taking the long route to avoid
Biscay Cop.

sensible. We'll question Geraldine again
tomorrow.

And we need to go through your handover
notes, obviously.

What?

Just kidding.

I know there's no handover notes.

But we do need to discuss what happens
after you've left.

Right.

Well, you'll take over as station lead.

And you'll go on just as before, I
suppose.

Like hell we will.

No offence, Esther.

None taken.

Maybe we should just try to look on the
bright side.

Like Agnieszka said, change is good.

Maybe this is an opportunity for us all
to spread our wings, ride the wave and

reach for the stars.

Knock, knock.

Mr Smith, welcome.

Thought I'd base myself here for a few
days to oversee the leadership

transition.

D .S. Williams, I'll be providing
additional support as you take on the

of station lead.

So you'll be reporting directly to me on
all operational matters.

If you say so.

Merse Martins.

Please re -familiarise yourself with the
appropriate attire section of the

force's employee handbook.

We've had the pirate festival today, Mr
Smith. As the station, we like to get

involved in local events.

Nevertheless... Standards must be
upheld.

Ah, PC Hartford. I've been reviewing
your casework.

And your arrest record is tracking below
benchmark.

Mr Smith, here is Shifton Abbott. We
tend to focus on crime prevention as

as punishment. With all due respect, D
.I. Goodman, as of 5pm tomorrow,

there is no longer your station.

Well, I appreciate change.

It can be difficult, but don't worry.

I'm here to help.

I can't believe you're leaving us with
him.

You'll be delighted to see the back of
me, I'm sure.

I only slow you down.

I'm not going to tell you how great you
are if you've got vision.

New starts all round.

For you too, I suppose.

So he's only going for a couple of
months?

Mm -hm.

Eight months, isn't it?

Got loads of things to catch up on.

Time will fly past.

She said you're a bit... A bit what?

Oh, I don't know. What did she say?

Just that you hadn't really talked about
it.

Her going.

And she sort of wishes you would.

I think.

Look, if you don't talk about it, then
she'll just make up what you're thinking

and get it wrong.

The point is, talking is better than
silence.

Most of the time.

Except maybe now when perhaps I should
just shut up.

I'll shut up.

See you tomorrow.

Mom?

I thought you were out.

With some...

Getting there?

Well, yeah.

We made that for the first pirate
vessel.

Took a stage and cleaned it with tea
bags.

Burned the edges.

Yeah, you put all your favourite places
on there.

School, playground, ice cream parlour.

Home.

Yeah.

Next mark's a spot.

Anyway, I thought you might want to take
it with you on your travel.

So you can always find your way back
home.

To me.

I'm sorry for being weird.

I'm just... Just really going to miss
you.

It's okay.

Is it? Of course it is. I mean, it's
been just us two for forever.

It's okay to freak out.

I'm not freaking out.

Okay.

Maybe I am a tiny bit.

From the moment you were born, nothing
else really mattered.

You needed me, and I had to be
everything for you.

But now you don't need me no more.

And I'm not sure where that leaves me.

I'll always need my mum.

Wherever in the world I am.

Make sure you see people.

Don't hide away.

Or I'll worry about you the whole time
and I won't enjoy myself at all.

Well, we can't have that, can we?

Promise.

Promise.

You don't have to put on a brave face
for me, you know. What other face would

put on?

When you left St Marie, I didn't know if
you'd ever find a job that made you so

happy again.

But you did here.

And it's okay to feel upset that it's
ending.

Look, I don't need a job to be happy.

So I've got you.

Besides, I'm going to start coin
collecting again.

Might make us rich.

Didn't Elias Cutler say that won't make
you happy?

He didn't have builders to pay, though,
did he?

Is that Margot?

We should get going.

Who's she with?

We don't want to miss Zoe. Wait, no,
hang on.

Martha, Martha.

OK, I'm going to pop in.

Shall I put my bag to the driver in
there? Put the bag around here, I think.

Everybody wanted to say goodbye.

Hi. Hello, Marco.

Made it.

Hi. Hi.

Come here.

Right,

I'm just going to take my bag off.

Yeah, I'll go with that.

Hi.

Have a wonderful time.

Oh, I'm so excited for you, brilliant
girl.

I'll be living vicariously through your
Insta, so plenty of stories, please. Of

course.

Open it.

My dad gave me that comfort when I went
travelling, so that I didn't get lost.

Martha, are you sure?

Of course.

It's for exploring.

And that's what you are now.

Thank you.

I love it.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye. Take care.

You are going to come home, aren't you?

Always.

Got everything I need to find my way.

When it feels like midnight hurts too
much.

Come on.

Won't be the same around here without
Zoe.

Not to mention you, Inspector.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Agnieszka says you can't become who you
were meant to be by staying as who you

are.

That's quite right, Colby.

Is that... The Prodigal Map.

All you can see is a... pirate hat.

Yeah, well, from the build, I'd say
that's not Geraldine. Yeah, looks like a

man. Sanjeev?

Yeah, Margot, can you zoom in on the
picture, please?

That's a different type to the one
Sanjeev's got.

But he did have the smoke bombs.

I checked.

They're the most popular brand.

Anyone could have got hold of one.

And Geraldine knew the map was
worthless, so why would she send Sanjeev

it? So someone else stole it, realised
it was worthless, so they may as well

return it.

Oh, is that relevant at this stage?

The stolen item has been returned, case
closed.

I have a leadership catch -up session at
another station this afternoon, but

I'll be back first thing in the morning.

I take it you're going to clear this
desk before you go?

Well, I suppose that's splendid.

I'll see the rest of you right nearly in
the morning.

A new dawn!

Where's my desk?

Case closed, sir.

Really?

Well, returned or not?

The crime was still committed and still
needs to be solved, okay? Today.

Why would someone bother stealing
something only to return it the very

Unless... it does have value.

At least it did yesterday.

Margot, can you call Geraldine, please?
Ask her how she travelled to London when

she got the second opinion on the map.

By car or by train.

OK. Thank you.

How did it go? Oh.

I'm glad you're here, Councillor,
because I want to formally present my

resignation.

Oh, Kelby, no. In solidarity with the
Inspector, I've decided to embrace

this opportunity for personal growth and
move to pastures new.

Which pastures are those then, Kelby?

I'm not sure, but green ones.

Hopefully.

I can't work with that Mr Smith.

He's a pen pusher. He has no idea about
real policing.

Should we tell him?

It is about the inspector's leaving
party.

Oh, Martha.

Martha, do you have one of those, um...
..way thingies?

Scales? Yes, that's the one. Big ones.

Big enough to weigh this.

Aha.

Just as I thought.

It's only half the weight it should be.

How do you know?

Sanjeev said that he had to pay £250 in
excess baggage fees, at £25 per kilo, so

that the map and its frame should weigh
10 kilos.

So it's not the same map?

Well, I mean, it could be the same map.

That wouldn't have any bearing on the
weight, but...

What if it's not the same frame?

Someone switched it. Well, it's the only
explanation for the weight difference.

But why?

Yeah, that is the question.

Thank you.

No idea.

We're on.

Did you manage to speak to Jonathan?

Yes. She said she'd travel to London by
train.

Of course she did.

Can I borrow that?

Well, it's my... What are you doing to
it?

Old coin collector's trick.

See, on ceramics, brass, like this coin,
it leaves a black streak.

Gold? Needs a gold one.

Brass. See?

Great.

So, the frame is not worth much, like
everyone said.

Not worth much now.

But yesterday's map, the map that Sam G.
brought back from Trinidad, weighed

twice as much as this one.

So, what does that mean?

The frames are identical in every single
way, apart from the weight. So the

question is, what weighs twice as much
as brass?

Gold. Yes.

Gold has roughly twice the density of
glass, so weighs twice as much.

See, Elijah's gold coins were never
found.

Maybe because they weren't hidden.

They were melted.

Turned into everyday objects.

Like the frame holding his map.

See, Geraldine never cleaned it. She
liked its authenticity, so she never

realised what she had. But someone did.

Who?

The B -A -D -A -N -A -V -A Christie's
qualified professional who just valued

Tyler? Precisely. But has he got a
second opinion?

On the map, yes.

Because my bet is she removed the map
from the frame because it was too heavy

carry on the train to London.

So the second valuer, he never even saw
it. But how did Tyler get into the

cabinet without a key? The answer is
two.

But that says 197B.

Yeah, which implies...

The existence of a 197A.

A second cabinet.

Two cabinets.

Two frames.

And two times that Tyler visited
Geraldine's house.

The first time he visited, Tyler spotted
that the frame was solid gold and

extremely valuable.

Now he could have told Geraldine. Sold
it. Taken his 10 % commission.

But... He realised that Geraldine's
display case was identical to one he'd

purchased a few years before, from the
same ship clearance where Sanjeev bought

his.

197A.

A perfect twin to balance the ship.

Like a life of two cannons.

And so Tyler spotted an opportunity.

Well, I love this. I've got some more.

So he returned to Geraldine's house,
offering to value more of her items.

But it was, in fact, to confirm that two
cabinets were identical in every way,

including the key.

Tyler bought a ticket to the exhibition
and borrowed his assistant's child's

pram.

Then all he had to do was start his
distraction.

Unlock the cabinet, leave the note, take
the map.

Why did he leave the note?

Because he wanted to make it look like a
prank.

Someone pretending to be Elias' ghost.

That was crucial.

Because he never intended on keeping the
map.

He just wanted to swap the frame for a
brass one.

And then return it to us, thinking we'd
write it off as a joke and not bother

looking for the cop.

And, crucially, no one would be looking
for the map.

So he could sell the frame on without
any suspicion and pocket the entire

proceeds. Because he's a... Massive
anchor?

Oh, hi.

You're back. We have a warrant to search
these premises.

You can't go back there.

You can't go... That's...

Gotcha.

Tyler Brigden, I'm arresting you on
suspicion of theft.

You don't have to say anything, but it
may harm your defence if you do mention

your question, something which you later
rely on in court. Anything you do say

may be used in evidence.

Yeah.

Still negative on visuals.

My dad was into his cop shows.

Surveillance is all about patience.

Waiting is the name of the game.

Suspect's on the move.

That's not suspect, that's lunch.

Shouldn't have had that second cup of
tea.

Look!

Suspect's heading west. That's East End.
Oh.

Oh, hello.

Target is hot.

Nicky, Illinois.

Jerry.

Do you see it, Dev?

Mm -hmm. Of course you do.

That's the first time since the storky
said my name.

Thank you.

Under our noses.

For years.

You feel a bit daft, don't you?

Mm -mm.

Oh,

I've missed you.

Just got time to, uh... clear my desk.

This can't really be it.

What are we going to do without you?

I think it's more a question of what I'm
going to do.

I've only had two jobs where I've really
fitted in.

Samarie and... here.

Sorry, you need to be getting home.

I don't really want to go home, to be
honest.

It isn't really home without Zoe.

Still, we're embracing change, though,
right?

Spreading our wings.

Reaching for the stars.

What happens when we crash back down to
Earth, though?

Hey.

Oh, thank God you're back.

There's an emergency at the town hall.

Oh, please, not you as well, Kelby.

I told Martha I don't want a leaving
party.

Come on, hurry up, quick.

You'd better go. I don't want to go.
Come on.

See you in a bit.

Right, let's get this over with, shall
we?

I'm not making a speech, and I
absolutely forbid anyone to cry.

Give him hell. What?

Ah.

D .I. Goodman.

You remember our hard -working,
dedicated members of the Police and

Right, um, yeah.

Hi. And, of course, you know Mr. James
Smith from Administrative Planning.

Mr Smith, lovely.

Sorry, what is happening?

That is precisely what I'd like to know.

I've convened an emergency meeting of
the Police Standards Oversight

Subcommittee. Please, take a seat.

What is he even doing here?

According to the off -boarding
timetable, he ceases to exist in

terms as of 5pm today.

Well, it is only 4 .51.

Technically, I still exist for nine
minutes.

Then I'd better get on with it.

I've called you all here today on a very
serious matter.

That of police corruption.

Mr Smith, earlier this year you informed
D .I. Goodman that he would have to

lose a member of staff due to
unavoidable budget cuts.

The decision about who to lose, all
yours.

After much bill -searching, D .I.
Goodman made the noble decision to step

himself.

However, something didn't ring true to
me.

I first smelt a rat on a golfing day
with Mr Smith, where I noticed that he

very friendly with the DI of Heston
Morley Station, the only officer of that

rank invited to the event. Thank you for
your help.

Any time.

And when by happy chance I was
accidentally detained in the records

Ships and Abbots Station, I noticed that
your budget for the previous year

registered an underspend.

Whereas police council records show that
Heston Morley had received an increase

in their annual budget of precisely the
same amount as Shipton Abbott was being

asked to lose from theirs.

Telephones, please. So I decided to
embark on some intelligence gathering.

My wife is out tomorrow night.

And I started to suspect.

that Mr Smith's budget decisions were
not entirely driven by operational

considerations. I know.

Margot, of course, is on very friendly
terms with her counterpart at Heston

Morley, who had a good deal to say about
her boss, Detective Inspector Janet

Wilson.

Oh, hello.

Target is hot.

There's a word.

for the use of public resources, for
personal gain. And that word is

corruption. This is slander.

Not slander if it's true, though, is it?

I call upon this committee to censure Mr
Smith and return Shipton Abbott's

budget to its former level.

All those in favour?

Aye.

Perhaps this would be a good opportunity
for you to pivot towards a different

career pathway, preferably one heading
in the opposite direction to Shipton

Abbott.

So? Reinstated with immediate effect.

You know,

I think I have the best mother -in -law
in the world. I'll need that in writing.

Yes, OK.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Well done, Martin. It's OK.

I think we should go and celebrate.

Come on.

X marks the spot where the true treasure
lies.

Hi, this is Zoe. Leave a message.

Zoe, what's this map about?

Call me back.

And I don't know why.

Well, I don't have many and I don't have
much.

In fact, I don't have any but I've got
enough.

Because I know the right and I know the
right.

I don't have anything I don't have.

Oh, darling, my heart's on fire.

Oh, darling, my heart's on fire.

Oh, darling, my heart's on fire.

Please.

Zoe, right?

Her leaving gift, apparently.

Barely it were that simple, eh?

Archie?

I think it is that simple.

It's just me that's complicated.

Esther. I made a mistake.

And I'm sorry.

Wow.

An apology from you.

You don't have to take the mick.

I think I do a bit.

I really am sorry.

About what, exactly?

For leaving you.

Which time?

Every time?

I know it's too late and you're with
Amelia now, but that's what I wanted.

That's what I needed to say to you.

I was wrong.

Ashley, I'm not with Amelia.

I mean, she's great. She's...

affectionate, well -grounded,
straightforward.

I know exactly where I am with her.
Sounds perfect.

Yes, she is.

For some reason, I'm irresistibly drawn
to complicated, sarcastic commitment

-phobes who make me laugh a million
times a day.

But you have to be sure, Esther.

If this is just a reaction to Zoe
going...

And tomorrow you're going to wake up and
decide it's not for you again.

I am sure.

For you.

I'm sure.

For you all.

I'd say the builders are working late.

It's not the builders.

Hello, sir. Hi.

I can't have a leaving party now.

No, but you can have a stay -in party.

It's my favourite kind.

Oh,

champagne. Well done, Anne. Let's enjoy
the effort.

Champagne? Oh, yes, please.

It's going to be fine.

Hi, everyone.

Just don't, OK? Don't.

Oh, we absolutely won't.

Yes, we will.

Sorry.

Archie. Aubrey.

Drink. Actually, I do have a bit of a
surprise myself.

Martha.

Thanks. Here you go.

Marvelous fix the lily button?

He did.

Because it's his now.

What? Yeah.

I sold it to him.

For enough money to fix our roof.

So we can move in.

But... She's starting her new life with
Marvellous. But we are starting ours.

Here.

You sure, Humphrey?

Absolutely.

It's sort of a leaving party after all.

To the Lily Bond.

Not goodbye.

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