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Night has fallen.

All the villagers are asleep.

The man in the wolf skin has dealt out the characters and gone into hiding.

Those who turned him away have been turned into werewolves.

Now these beasts are lurking in the idyllic village of Miller's Hollow.

And until their identities are revealed, they will begin to seek out their prey.

The werewolves throw themselves onto their unfortunate victim and then...

did I say about phones? Sorry, Dad.

If you don't want to play, just say it. Well, I've got my live stream in ten

minutes. I'm actually waiting for a phone call from the office.

Wait,

what exactly are we playing?

Werewolves, Dad.

We're playing werewolves.

Werewolves? Yes, Dad. We played it when I was little. The wolfskin guy comes at

night falls, and we've got to find the werewolves with all their different

powers. And all these powers are sort of special.

Yeah, they're all sort of special. I'm the seer. You, this says you're the

hunter. And Clara is the little girl.

And Theo is the thief. What are we supposed to do with the powers?

Uh, I was kind of hoping that your grandpa would remember that part.

Why would I remember this? I have no idea what this is. You used to play with

Nicole, remember?

Nicole? Who's Nicole again?

Oh, yeah, she was my wife. I remember now. May she rest in peace.

Why is everybody staring?

You know, I never asked any of you to come here. I'm doing just fine on my

And besides, I don't even know any of these people. Who's this girl, for

instance? That girl's name is Theo, Dad, and he's Marie's son from her previous

marriage. Theo is my son. And yes, his hair is very long, but that doesn't mean

he's a girl. He didn't say anything about my hair. I love your hair. All

fine. Yes. This is good. Now that everyone understands all of the rules,

all try playing around.

So I will call a bit of space, and I'll deal out the pieces.

Still, it's sort of a shame to stay inside, isn't it?

There's a medieval thing happening in the village.

Some kind of fair.

Want to go? That might be kind of cool. Where are you going?

I've got my live stream. Oh, come on. You can just skip it. I can't, though,

because if I don't keep posting, then my followers won't follow me anymore, and

then it'll be like I'm invisible.

But you know that being invisible won't really affect your worth, right?

Sure, Marie. Maybe that was true when you were young, but it's not now. So on

this live stream of yours, what do you sell anyway? A couple of tubes of makeup

to straighten? I'm making more than a middle school teacher does.

Here we go again. Well, sometimes a professor teaches students the classic

stuff. Sardou, bada -bouin, Johnny.

Delpesh. And you kids are always saying you're influencers, but who do you

influence? Well, apparently not my own father.

Well, that was a lesson in parenting.

Come on, Dad. Could you please give me a break? We're spending our vacation here

with you to keep you company, so try to be nice. Hey, you mind your manners,

Stefan. I apologize, but my name's Jerome.

Well, you still look like a Stefan.

I'm going to bed.

At noon?

I'll sleep when I want.

Gilbert.

Mom, I'm hungry.

Why don't you check out the kitchen with your brother?

Whose hair is spectacular?

Come on, Mom. You're so annoying. Yeah, Mom. You're so annoying.

That's great.

You've got to call the office. Who are you defending?

A woman who was getting beaten by her husband for 20 years.

Makes you mad?

You know it. That's one of the many reasons I love you, Colvin. You sure? Of

course I'm sure. Go on.

The hunter goes here.

The little girl goes there.

The seer, like that. The thief and the witch.

Come on now.

There we go.

Are we okay?

Louise, Dad, you all right? Yes, I'm all right.

Deal. Find the light switch. Something's blocking the ceiling. Clara?

You okay, Clara?

This way.

This way, Kit.

Clara? You okay?

You okay?

Huh? Okay. Clara?

Yeah, I'm good. I'm all right. Clara!

Hey, where did the car go?

Oh, no.

Where did my car go?

I'd better call the police.

Hey, do you have signal?

Uh, no. This isn't my house.

Of course it's your house, Death.

Uh, no.

Hey, does the house always look like this? Absolutely not. I have bad taste,

it isn't this bad. Clara?

Clara? The decorations are a little weird. Clara?

It's like Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in here. She's gone. She's not

Why does everything look so old?

Hey, notice anything else? What?

Wait, it's... Oh, my God.

Let's all stay calm.

Calm? What do you mean? My daughter's disappeared. There must be a logical

explanation. I... It might be the renaissance fair.

Maybe they redecorated. You think they redecorated in 30 seconds?

Let's go to the village.

She's probably there.

Come on. Let's go, guys.

All right. Come on, Dad. We've got to find Clara. What about my house?

Sarah?

Let's keep moving.

Gilbert, would you mind walking a bit slower?

Grandma's never this fast.

Sarah!

Mom, I'm starving.

I'm sure we'll find something to eat in the village. Sarah!

You know, I'm not sure yelling is helping things, Jerome.

Sure, she's not your daughter.

Excuse me. Over here. Over there.

Looks like they redecorated the village a bit.

What kind of budget did they get for this festival?

have any cash on me. Do you take contact with? Huh?

Contact. No money, no pastry.

If this fair wants to make money, that's just bad business.

Huh.

Huh,

that's it.

Like you.

Is he related to you?

Doesn't ring a bell, but they're not supposed to use our name. Oh, come on.

Excuse me, please.

Who's in charge of all this?

In charge?

Yes. You mean the sheriff? He's in the square getting ready for the execution.

That's cute, sir.

Clara?

Excuse me, miss. You wouldn't happen to have seen a young woman around here in

her 20s mixed race?

Mixed race? Where are you? No, we're from Paris.

Good God. Yes. You've traveled far, then. Oh, it's only about three hours

the traffic. So, have you seen her?

I haven't, no.

Fine. She's not here. Let's keep looking. Oh, no. I won't be going

until I speak to the man in charge.

People of Miller's Hollow!

Oh, there he is.

I have captured one of the diabolical beasts.

I swear it before God.

You were running in the streets in the middle of the night. One of my sheep

missing. Why was your clothing covered in blood?

Well, I cut myself while I was repairing. Silence!

All lies.

What say you?

Is the shepherd one of the beasts?

What is happening?

Clara's disappeared and there are public executions. And they redecorated my

place behind my back. Look, I think there's only one explanation.

Real medieval village, real execution, real blood.

We time travel.

Marie, please ask your son to stop spewing nonsense. Sure, I'll be nice.

wait a minute. In this case, I agree with him. He's on drugs, I'm telling

Completely out of it. You're one to talk, huh? Hey, show a little respect

dad, please. I'm capable of defending myself, you know. Uh, Mom, Jerome?

Give me a sec, Theo. Theo doesn't do drugs, Gilbert.

Just because you're stressed out doesn't mean... I'm not even remotely stressed.

Wait. In fact, I'm feeling very fit and strong. Could we maybe just focus on

finding Clara, please? Mom? Jerome?

What? What?

Ah. Excuse me, sir. You wouldn't happen to have seen a young woman, quite

lovely, mixed race, in her 20s?

Well, have you?

Do you speak English?

What year are we in, sir? Uh, Theo.

We are in the year of our Lord.

1497. What are those peculiar costumes?

Costumes? Come on, has he looked at himself? He didn't say anything. Sure he

did. He must be some kind of introvert.

Oh, your phone's working. Call Clara. No, I have no reception. It's the alarm

for my work call.

Stop the alarm. It's upsetting the man. Yeah, well, a couple more sessions. Stop

it. Turn it off. Turn it off. I know. I can't look out.

feeling, Dad?

Oh, it's fine. Thanks, Jerome.

Huh? Huh? You just called me Jerome.

Well, that's your name, isn't it?

And, uh, do you remember Mom's name?

What, are you losing your mind, son? Her name was Nicole, and she was born the

3rd of July, 1946.

She had size 6 feet.

Her social insurance number was 24607 -350 -132

-148.

Why do you ask?

No reason, no reason.

Something weird is going on. You're there, yeah.

What happened

to

you, sweetheart?

Why can't they hear me? Are they deaf or what?

It's okay. We hear you now. It's fine.

But I didn't say anything just now. Yeah.

You just spoke right now, right? You heard her, right? Not at all. Not a

Wait a minute, Dad.

You can read my mind. I hope he's not losing his mind like his dad.

That's the last thing we need.

Holy moly, I didn't know he'd lost so much hair already.

Just stay calm.

I saw you at the execution earlier.

You're not from here.

What are you doing here?

Are you related to the wizard?

Yes, I'm quite glad you're bringing that up. I don't at all appreciate... No,

we're not part of his family. We're just passing through the village. We needed

somewhere to rest, and we found this place, and that's all.

Huh? That's all.

No, just calm down, honey. No, we're not wizards.

We're, uh... We're musicians, right? We're musicians. We're... Yeah, right.

Uh, we're minstrels.

My name's Daniel the Minstrel, you see? And this is my group.

The... The Minstrel.

So then play something.

Oh, we don't, uh... We don't have a wrench, Miss... Wait!

Would you get my guitar, honey? Your what?

Uh, my, my, uh, my loot. Go and get my loot.

Your what? Look, my loot. You know, the thing that looks like a guitar.

Luckily, I never go anywhere without, without my loot.

Yes.

All right.

Please, just, uh, see.

Go on.

Yes, let's go. One.

Off we go. Three, four.

Tu leur dis que mon métier, c 'est du vent.

Qu 'on ne sait pas ce que je serai dans un an.

S 'ils savaient pour toi avant, tous les chanteurs, j 'étais le

plus grand.

Que c 'est pour ça que tu voulais.

And what do they all do?

Come on. Three, four.

That's great.

Fine. Theo, you okay?

I'm fine. All right, get back in there.

The beasts are coming.

What do you mean, beasts?

I know, sweetheart.

I'm looking.

I'll start with this.

Wonderful. This way we won't be talking to an empty chair.

There. Huh.

That good?

Witch.

Thief. Fear.

Hunter.

Where? This isn't the right time for game, Connie. I'm not playing.

It's in this box here. It was under a dresser. Hang on. Let me see.

Is this your game?

Oh, yeah.

Why is it here?

That must be it.

We didn't time travel. We're inside the game.

So we agree that he's on drugs? I'm not.

The cards all correspond to certain powers, right? What's the connection?

The connection is that we've got the powers.

I mean, Gilbert, he's the hunter, which is why he's super strong.

Super strong? That's not a bad thing.

Just in good shape, maybe.

Oh. Well, there is...

Well, she's a little girl.

Yeah, little girl. No one notices her. She's invisible.

That makes no sense. If anyone's a little girl, it's Louise.

Well, you're always going to be my little girl, sweetie. You did it again.

Who are you talking to?

Huh?

You're hearing voices. If he has a power and I don't, I'll be pissed.

Uh -huh. I didn't hear anything.

I was thinking out loud, that's all.

Wait a minute. We're playing werewolves. There was an earthquake, and now we're

in the Middle Ages in our ancestors' house with all these powers.

Obviously, we're trapped in the game. No, that's just silly.

There's a small chance that the box was shaking a bit just before the

earthquake. There you go. I clearly were in the game.

Dad, just think about it. You know the rules.

Tell us how we can go home. How should I know? I mean, it was never my game. I

found it in the attic, and the rules weren't in it, so I made them up. And

they changed over the years as we went along, and that's it. Well, I got the

thief. So what's his power?

No idea.

But I do remember one of the rules.

In order to win, we've got to identify all the werewolves and kill them all

before they can kill all of us.

What if... if I'm a werewolf?

What? Oh, no, sweetie. No, my darling. Don't worry about that. No one is going

to kill you.

Nobody. Okay?

Nobody. No, of course not. No one will kill you, honey. And do you want to hear

some more good news? I found our dinner.

Doesn't look too bad. I can try to make a potted soup.

Serious folliculus.

They seem to be some kind of chickpea. Naturally, that means squirrel balls.

You all right, Lulu? We came to say goodnight, honey.

Bedtime now, sweetheart.

And tomorrow we'll go back home, I promise.

Yeah.

Will you please tell me the story of how you met?

Once upon a time, about ten years ago, your mom had just separated from a man

who was a big loser.

I was also single, and while I was teaching music at the local middle

would teach people how to play guitar.

At that time, I was trying to learn all kinds of new skills, so I thought I

would try a sport, or I would try to learn to play an instrument, which is

started looking for a guitar teacher online, and I ended up finding your dad.

taught her to play her favorite song on the guitar.

And obviously, she fell deeply and madly in love with me.

Obviously.

And two years later, you arrived.

The perfect gift.

The end.

There. Good night. Oh, no. I want you to sing the song. No, it's time to sleep,

sweetie.

I'm exhausted.

All right. Good night.

Love you.

Good night, sweetie.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Keeping busy.

You know, I don't really know where we are or when we are.

But it feels wonderful to remember things again.

I should have visited you more. I'm sorry.

Oh, that's all right. It's very hard to watch people disappear.

Well, when we get home, I'll be there.

Good night, Dad.

Good night, Jerome.

something.

Wait, wait, hang on.

Calm down.

There are werewolves on their way to the village. I almost got eaten.

We have to get out of here right now. She said there are werewolves heading

the village. She almost got eaten. We have to get out of here right now.

What? She's just always been very good at charades.

Where's Lulu?

Quickly, quickly.

What are you doing out there?

I was just going to the bathroom outside.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. You can't go outside alone. You might be a werewolf.

Yes, but I promise you I'm not a werewolf.

I promise. I'm not. Of course you're not. We've got to tie her up. Oh, yeah?

want to put a muzzle on her, too? If Louise says she's not a werewolf, then

she's not a werewolf. Hang on. Let me handle this.

In 50 years of poker, I've never lost to a bluffer.

Look at me.

isn't a werewolf.

Oh, damn it.

Louise is going back to normal.

Lulu.

Oh, my good heart.

I'm starving.

Hey.

Hey, no, wait.

You'll stab yourself.

Hey, you look beautiful.

Well, thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

Right. So, what is all of this for? This is for hunting the werewolves. Oh, come

on, Jerome.

They're only werewolves at night, so you're not going to walk to the village

just start attacking everyone at random, huh? No.

No, no, no, no. We're not going to be hunting anybody.

I've been thinking.

All right.

We're at your ancestor's house. It's his game.

So we'll visit him in jail and we'll just ask him what to do to get home. And

that's it.

Yeah, that works too.

And since you're a lawyer, you can speak on his behalf. Speak on his behalf? In

1497?

It'll be a miracle if he hasn't been tortured to death yet.

Well, this seems to be working so far.

We're going to talk to our ancestors and you're going to head to the market to

find something to eat. Okay? Sure, but with what money?

Ah, well, I was thinking about that.

Clara is invisible, so you should take advantage.

Oh, now, hold on. My daughter is no thief. Seriously, Dad?

You want us to starve to death? Hang on. I'm the thief, McGee. So I should...

I'm not so sure about that. We've already seen public executions and wild

attacks, so we should probably avoid getting arrested for anything, right?

We'll meet you here in an hour. Right. All right?

Yes.

Just try not to forget that we're in the Middle Ages.

Meaning? Meaning that, I don't know, it's like having to adapt to a different

country. You remember when we were in Rome and I asked for a little more water

in my coffee and the guy wanted to punch me? In Dublin, I asked for non

-alcoholic beer and the guy wanted to punch me. In Brussels... We're pretty

clear on the concept, honey. Sure. What I mean is, when you're traveling abroad,

you've got to act like you're not traveling abroad. I mean, like the

We're in the Middle Ages now, so be discreet and adapt to their customs.

Right.

Okay. We'll all meet back here in an hour, okay?

Let's go. See you soon.

Andalus? Is that also adaptable? No, that's our cover story, so no one will

attention to us. Oh, the minstrels!

My husband is one of the sheriff's men and heard you sing, and he said you had

the voice of an angel.

That's a bit of a stretch, but I do the best that I can.

There's something for us, the minstrels.

Good choice, the eighth.

Oh, I don't know the quotes.

The sweet palfrey gay. I strangled a burgundy man.

I'll play you an original game. Let's not play anything at all. Come on. We've

got to go.

Goodbye. Thank you.

Would you tell me the secret of how to become a minstrel?

Get a master's degree and make some terrible decisions. Come on.

I'm defeated, so that means I can get away with stealing whatever I want.

See that? I don't have to be invisible.

I can do better than this, Apple.

Hold this for a minute.

Don't worry about it. I'll be fine.

Daniel the minstrel. Good day.

Ah, is this where you're holding Childeric Vassier? What do you want with

dog of a wizard?

Oh, as you said.

Well, I thought I would play a bit of music to comfort his soul.

May it burn in hell for the rest of time.

All right, then.

Yes, all right, thank you. We don't need to stand here spitting all day. Look.

All we want is to find out about the charges that were laid against him. Oh,

that's enough from your mouth, harlot. Beg your pardon? How dare you call me...

We'll call you whatever we want.

Hey, now, calm down.

Get control of your woman.

Huh? Good beating every morning will calm her right down. And I will knock

block right off.

Come on, honey. Think about the case. Please, please calm down. Right. It's

middle ages.

Come on. The kids are waiting for us.

Of course.

Hello, Daniel.

Hello.

I saved you a little something.

Oh, thank you.

What?

Nothing.

He can open his mouth to flirt, but he won't do it to tell off those lunkhead

guards.

I wanted to intervene earlier, but then I would have blown our cover.

And on top of that...

It's the Middle Ages.

Yeah, that's awfully convenient.

I know you were too afraid to do anything, but not a big deal.

I wasn't afraid. I wasn't.

Did you consider the temporal paradox? The what? The temporal paradox of time

travel. What is that? Ah.

The number one rule for time traveling is everything that we do here in the

can have a negative impact on the present. I mean the... I mean the... I

later. So we shouldn't do anything. You know, I... I don't see the connection.

Oh, come on.

It's simple.

If I had knocked out that guard before, I would have introduced them to feminism

500 years too early, you know? Imagine how catastrophic that would have been.

Sure. No more wars, no more pollution, a society that's totally advanced. Sure,

that's catastrophic, all right.

That was a bad example, but you know what I'm saying.

You've just got to be really careful.

Careful, he says.

My ex was way more selfish, but at least he wouldn't have backed down like that.

Your ex?

Hang on, hang on, hang on. What's happening? I lost him.

I think she means she lost him. What? What does she mean she lost him? Where'd

he go? Calm down. Is he somewhere close by? Calm down, he's all right. My son's

missing. Obviously, I'm not going to calm down.

Stranger.

Yes? Yes?

I captured your son and he told me everything. Are you from the future or

Oh, no, no, no, we're not. He's a pathological liar. We're pretty sure

drugs.

You've done with my son, huh?

Calm down, Mom.

Huh? It's me, Theo.

Theo. Blacksmith.

Theo.

Blacksmith.

Theo. Enough.

But this is my power. I can steal people's identities. It's so cool. No,

not cool.

No more. Don't do it again. Why not?

Well, because what if you can't transform back?

Huh? You're already searching for a sense of identity, right? And it's

wonderful. You have my support. But you might end up feeling confused and lost.

You get it? Yeah.

I get it. You're just jealous.

Because you don't have any powers.

Hang on, Theo.

Your power is very cool. And more importantly, it's useful.

What? You've already finished your victuals?

Are you eating your food? Oh, yes. No, no. I lost my appetite because of this

strange woman. She was causing a ruckus, and I'm going to bring her to the

dungeon to calm her down. What has this Jezebel done now? I'll leave her. I'll

discipline this strumpet myself.

Discipline the strumpet.

I'm sorry, Mom. I got a little bit carried away.

Yeah.

It's all right.

Hello?

No, you're not.

Children?

Children? No more torture.

I'm thanking you. I've told you over and over I'm not a wizard. Shh.

Quiet. We mean you no harm.

Come closer.

Come. Yes.

We're your descendants.

We came from 2024.

We played a game and we wound up here with powers.

What do we do to get back to our century, huh?

Oh, no. He doesn't understand.

Theo, show him what you can do. Oh, right.

Guards! Guards! Guards!

Be quiet.

You two, you're the wizards. You're the ones who brought the terrible beast to

Miller's Hollow.

Nothing of the sort. Be quiet.

I mean the werewolf gang. The thief, the little girl, the seer, all that. You're

the one who invented it, aren't you? No, no.

The wolfskin man brought that game with him.

Okay. Who is wolfskin man?

A stranger arrived three nights ago, just before the werewolves started

the villagers.

Okay, well, maybe he can help us get home.

Wolfskin, where is Wolfskin? I don't know. He disappeared the next morning.

All right. What did he look like?

He was a man. Yes.

Wearing a wolfskin.

Oh, jeez. I beg you. I don't want to be burned at the stake. Please get me out

of here. I'm not a wizard. I'm rubbish at cooking. Never mind potions. All

right. It's all right.

Come on, Mom. We've got to go. Okay.

Thank you, children. Good luck to you. Wait a minute.

Good luck. You've got to get me out.

Try not to worry.

I'm your attorney now. Oh, all right.

Hey, wait. What exactly is an attorney?

Who are you talking to?

To these bars.

They've got a lot to say.

So apparently some man called Wolfskin brought him the game, but then Wolfskin

disappeared. So if we want to get back home, then we've got to play the game,

and we've got to win.

Winning the game means finding all of the werewolves and killing them. Kill

all. Give me a break. We're not going to kill the wheat. Hang on. There are four

cards for werewolves. So, four werewolves. Maybe if we just killed

them, it'll still work. Sure, we could just kill two of them and then mix them

up with some squirrel balls and see what happens. Do you have a real suggestion?

No. Well, it's like we're going to die here in 1497.

If it works out well, I always wanted lepers. I'm not just going to sit here

twiddling my thumbs waiting to get eaten. We'll find the other werewolves,

them, and go from there. I'll head to the village and try to figure out the

vibe. Figure out the vibe?

Oh, yeah. Figure out the vibe. Get a sense of... I'll snoop around. For some

reason, I feel very perceptive.

Perceptive? That's the last word I'd use for him. He didn't even notice that

Clara quit school. When did you quit school?

Huh?

Clara, get back here immediately.

Clara! Where'd she go? Clara!

So, how long have you known about that? Well, what made you guess it, huh?

You're the seer. That's your power. You can read people's thoughts. I'm not the

seer. I'm perceptive. That's all. You know, I'm just sort of vibing.

Well, if you're not reading my thoughts, then you have no idea that I had a

crush on one of Cedric's groomsmen at the wedding last summer. And while you

were dancing, I cornered him in the kitchen. Then he kissed my neck and

his hand under my blouse. And he felt me out very, very gently. He's a bastard.

I'm murdering him. I was right.

That's a shameful, creepy power. Oh, yeah? Yeah. And you cheating on me isn't

shameful? Whoa.

I didn't cheat on you with anyone.

But if you keep on reading my freaking mind...

I might just consider it.

Let me make it clear, Jerome. I explicitly forbid you from reading my

Yeah, well, at least I've got a power. At least I can be useful. Whoa, that's

enough. We've got three werewolves to kill and kids to get back to 2024.

2024?

Do you really come from the future? We'll be

asking the questions here.

Who are you?

Why are you here?

My name is Piero.

I live down the road from Childrick.

I'm an artist, a bit of an inventor.

And I came here to take some things that he can't take. Poor man, he's

finished. He'll burn at the stake, you know. And why were you snooping around

before?

Here people don't really like my kind.

You're a werewolf, is that it? No, I'm not a werewolf.

Jerome, go on.

Use your power.

Check out what he's got in his head.

Be gentle, okay?

He's speaking Italian.

What does this mean?

He is very handsome when he's concentrating.

Oh, you mean you're... No, no, no, no, no. We don't care about those kinds of

things. Oh, no?

So you're very lucky.

Because in the future, it won't give you any problems, right?

Because now, here, if people find out that I'm attracted to men, they'll tear

skin off.

They'll boil me alive. They'll draw and quarter me.

Really? Oh, yeah, right.

It's the Middle Ages. Can we please untie him?

Yes. All right.

Grazie. She's very sweet.

Grazie, tesoro. Could I trouble you for something to drink?

Oh, yeah. A bit of vino?

Clara? Where is... Would you bring this man some water?

So in order for us to get back home, we've got to find the werewolves. So you

wouldn't happen to know who they are?

No, if I knew who they were, then I'd... Oh,

that's my daughter. She's invisible.

Oh, yes, of course.

It's a little inconvenient.

But I might be able to do something for your daughter.

So, you see?

This is a special kind of glaze.

A group of explorers brought it back with them from the Americas.

Wait, you know the Americas?

Of course. All right, so what I did is I perfected it. No?

All right, now look.

It's supple.

Capito? It's stretchy.

And also tough.

So it's rubber, right?

Rubber? Yes. So what do you plan on doing with it?

I thought if your daughter gets down into it, right?

into, what do you call it, a rubber, then it'll give her another sort of

kind of mask, Capito.

But she can remove it any time. She can lift it off easily.

Practical, though. Yeah, that's not a bad idea.

Sure, except that, uh... Well, my daughter's skin is... The colors are

rubber. Right? All right, that's no problem. Take this a second.

I'll make it darker.

Look here.

Oh, no, more, more, more, more, more. Yes, more.

More. No, no, let me... Come on, no, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing,

man? There.

Yeah.

That's like Clara.

That's my daughter.

That's you.

That's your daughter.

No.

She's my daughter.

Clara is the daughter I have with another woman.

Exactly. And Theo's not my son. He's her son. No, I had Theo with my first

husband. Oliver.

Yeah, well, and my ex. No, I'm Jerome.

Jerome, Oliver was Marie's first husband. So hang on, wait a minute. The

you mean Oliver? Yes. Yes, Oliver. And Clara is my daughter. Exactly.

And then we had Marie. She's our daughter together.

Ah, finamente.

It's complicated.

That's the future where there's freedom. Everyone mixes in.

How about stir now? Stir.

Stir.

Stirring. Stir.

Almost done.

There we go.

No, not quite. Look, you're missing one right here.

There. You sure? Yes. Here? Yeah, that's it.

Cool. Now that's... That is my girl.

And here is the most important part. The eyes, the windows to the soul.

Shake your head. Move it. Move it around. Yes.

Excellent. Oh, that's so much better.

So now I think we're ready for the final touch.

I simply love dressing up.

Yes, of course. Why not?

Anyway, choose whichever one you want.

This one.

Oh, yes. This one's lovely.

All right.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. I forgot.

It's a small invention of mine. Were you free of charge?

My wig is totally awful.

Can you hear me?

It's great. It's perfect. It's perfectly... Look.

Rubber hat.

No, no. Look, do you... Have a bit of makeup or something?

Sure. So, I have the perfect thing for you. No, no, no. If I know you're

naturally beautiful, honey, I swear. Thank you, but we have to find a

Thank you, Piero.

Prego.

Yes, yes. Si.

Have a good hunt.

They try ambushing us. Dad.

Where's this one from? This one is my daughter.

And your daughter can defend herself.

You want to know where I'm from?

I come from a land that's burning on the wind.

A land of rocky mountains, surrounding lakes, which for the living

is a bit like hell.

Yes, Connemara.

Does anyone have a problem with that?

Do you have a problem with that?

No, no, no.

It sounds great.

Seriously.

The sheriff has captured a beast! There will be an execution!

Villagers of Miller's Hollow!

The last execution was a regrettable misunderstanding.

The shepherd was innocent.

All right, calm down.

But this time we've made sure.

This woman here is one of the beasts.

I swear before God that's false. I swear I'm innocent.

You're a liar.

Everybody knows that you're odd.

You have yet to marry anyone.

And you're already 17.

These people are nuts.

I know. It's the Middle Ages, yeah.

Good villagers, is this woman one of the beasts?

punishment shall she have?

Get to work, executioner.

It can't be happening. We can't let them kill her.

Can't we do something?

If we try to do anything at all, they'll behead us, too. She could actually be a

werewolf, which would be great.

No, no, no.

No. Captain, the sun's about to set.

Now hurry. Do it.

We're out here executing every single day. Of course equipment's going to wear

down. Don't you have a backup axe? Do you carry a backup sword? Of course I

Well, good for you, then.

You know how much an executioner makes. My profit margins are nothing. We'll

talk about this later. We've got to execute her quickly.

And what should I do it with? Will the handle work?

Captain!

Right.

I'm fine.

He's probably going to die.

Clara?

Don't move.

I'll send them further away.

No, no, no, no. Dad, trust me.

Hey.

Being invisible isn't the same as being worthless.

She's still got her baby teeth.

And her hair is the same, and her cheeks are too. So even as a werewolf, it's

still Louise.

And I'm pretty sure it's the same for the others. I saw them up close.

So tomorrow, we can look for them among the villagers.

We'll kill them and then take their cards away.

I saw the leader of the pack. She's female.

She had white paws, so she must be older.

There was also a male.

He had a big gut and a bad limb.

So now, we've got all the info we need to find

them.

Hello there, minstrel.

Are you flirting with old women?

You know her?

Old Mother Warder.

She's wonderful.

Well, you can't trust anyone.

She might be one of the beasts.

Impossible. She only just came back from the city today.

Did you show Daniel your buns, honey?

Come again?

There.

Oh, right. Yes.

No, thank you.

Be careful.

It's a bit odd, that minstrel, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

But that's a musician for you.

Hey, baby, I'm tired of talking.

Grab your food and let's start walking.

From around here?

You bet I'm from around here. I'm the oldest in the village.

I'm 52 years young.

Holy shit.

Why don't you get out of here right now?

Go on, get out of here.

He's the one.

He's a wolf.

Go tell the others that we found one. I'll take care of it.

Don't move.

I'm warning you. I've got powers.

So don't go getting any ideas about transforming yourself.

Transform into what?

Why would I transform? Into a werewolf?

There's blood.

On your clothes, there's blood.

See?

That's nothing at all. That's for my husband's beatings. Huh?

All right.

Who is he?

The one in the middle?

Mm -hmm.

Perfect.

Hello there, sir.

Mrs. Poulin -Bastier, I'm your wife's attorney.

Her what? Her attorney.

Who is this?

I have no idea. I don't understand a word she says.

Yes. Well, do you admit that you beat your wife?

Well, obviously I beat her. She's my wife. Hang on now. I don't just beat her

for nothing.

I beat her if the soup is too cold. I beat her if it's too hot. I beat her if

she takes too long gathering wood. Sometimes she has the gall to ask me to

a bath.

I know. I push my luck. Look, don't you think there are better ways to discuss

things with your spouse rather than beating her?

Huh?

I could whip her. No. I could drown her. No. Could you boil me an oil? No.

You can communicate.

Just speak to each other, equal to equal. But he can still give me a little

now and then. Yeah.

Listen, do what you want.

I don't know. I'd have divorced him three times by now. Whoa, whoa.

What do you mean you'd divorce him?

Huh? Marriage is an unbreakable sacrament in strength. We do not divorce

anybody. You are perpetuating heresy. No, I didn't mean divorce for real.

I just... Oh, it's fine.

Look, take my information down just in case, okay?

I'll just borrow this for a second.

You can write, woman?

No. No, not at all. She's a witch.

No, no, I'm not a witch. You're a witch! No, no, just hang on. Don't go on a

witch hunt. Witch hunt? Yeah, you know, the English, they... Oh!

You heard the witch! She's enraged with English wine! Beat her!

Yeah! Burn her!

You can have five minutes with Daniel.

Minstrel!

Five minutes. Yes.

Not a second more.

Oh, Jerome. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hello, hot chick.

Fine.

My descendant!

You're my spinning image!

Hey, have you also got a strange birthmark?

No.

You blind in your right eye?

No. Scabs on your scrotum?

What now?

Do you have scabs in your scrotum? No, listen.

I wouldn't mind a little bit of privacy right now.

Oh, sure, of course.

Yes.

Are you all right?

Huh?

What about the kids?

How are they?

Not too into this idea of you being burned at the stake. Well, at least

a silver lining. Apparently you don't feel it.

Apparently it's better than being impaled. Oh, well, there you go.

But more painful than being drawn a quarter. That doesn't surprise me. Last

I had a friend who was trying to... Hey, now, hey!

Are you done?

Fine.

Jerome.

You're in.

Listen to me.

You've got to get out of here.

With your dad and the kids.

Without you, not a chance.

Think about it, Jerome.

We're still missing two of the cards, and we're not killing Louise.

We'll never win this game.

But you can all still make it out alive, so you have to go.

Get away from here. And leave you to burn at the stake? No way.

There's no other choice.

I'm telling you, we're not leaving without you.

I will go where you go.

We're not going to win.

Please do it for the kids.

Come on, come on.

Go back home, Minstrel. Night is falling.

Do it for the kids. Come on.

Do it for the kids.

Number two, thanks to who?

Thanks, Gilbert.

Don't celebrate all at once.

What did I miss?

Mom got arrested.

They're gonna burn her tomorrow.

She wants us to leave Miller's Harlem. She wants us to go without her.

We're not leaving without her.

I need your help.

Certo, come in.

Good villagers of Miller's Hollow, today we will burn this witch and this

wizard. I'm not a wizard.

We will purify their filthy souls and that of the village.

We will finally be rid of the curse.

Now, witch, have you any last words?

My sisters!

In this world, you are often hit. You are beaten.

You are burned.

But know that one day you will be equal to all men.

You'll have the right to use your bodies however you want.

You'll be able to divorce.

You'll get to have jobs and someday you'll vote.

Yes, they'll still call us witches for now, but in the future we'll be

researchers and inventors and pioneers.

So don't lose hope and keep your spirits up.

Remember to fight for your rights.

The future belongs to you.

And as for these two idiots here, there's not much going on in their

always lie about their kind of thing.

And you?

Have any last words?

Well,

everything she said is pretty much what she said. Bravo.

Hang on. Is this made of hemp?

Because I'm allergic.

I just wanted to warn you. If I swell up, it won't burn as quickly.

I'm in no rush. Oh, right.

Hang on.

No, no.

Put him on the fire.

It's a motorcycle.

No idea.

You can yell at me later on. There are soldiers on our trail. Everyone all

right? Yeah, fine.

Hold still.

No, no! Put the arrow back!

Stop touching me!

Stop touching me! Sorry.

Sorry.

What are we supposed to do now? Well, I'm pretty sure that the sheriff's going

to be looking for you everywhere, so I think you should all go... and hide in

the church now. You see, I built a secret tunnel inside.

But you can't get inside if you don't enter a three -digit code. Okay.

And so the first number corresponds to the number of heads of the mythical

Cerberus who was God.

The code, the code, the code. Okay.

Three, one, six.

Okay, Theo, go put Louise somewhere safe. Over there, at the back.

And put her headphones on, okay?

Where do we put the code?

I have no idea.

Well, let's look.

You're not scared, right?

Careful, okay?

Found it!

Where? This is the entrance to the tunnel.

Here? Everyone take a corner. Here.

What's the order of the code?

I've got no idea. He said it was 316.

Clara, you do the three, you do the one, and I'll do the six.

Three, one.

And six.

hide somewhere. Go on.

You go hide somewhere.

If she dies, I die.

I saw them up close.

She's female. She had white paws.

Nobody messes with my son.

What the hell are they doing?

Looks like we won.

I always knew I had a power.

I guess it was waiting for the right moment.

If you decide to come back again... Try to make it in June. We celebrate St.

John. We dance and drink. We burn redheads and albinos. It's fun for

Sounds great.

Oh, yes. The children will love it. Well, yes. Have a safe trip. Jerome.

Jerome.

Yes.

Grazie, Jerome.

You're welcome.

I have to say, I'm inspired.

Oh, well.

And so I'm going to go back home to Florence.

And maybe I'll start painting again.

Grazie. It was nothing. And you've inspired me to use my real name.

Oh, because it's not Piero? Oh, no.

It's Leonardo Piero.

Don't you?

Yeah.

Buy every single thing he paints.

You're joking.

His paintings are crap. You need to buy it all.

Travel well.

My family's beautiful, huh?

Yes, Barry.

Especially Jerome.

Marie?

What?

Oh, damn it.

Didn't work.

JP.

Hello?

Yeah, I'm on my way. Relax.

Are you guys working at the medieval thing in the village, too?

Honestly, they did you pretty dirty with those ratty costumes. That wasn't cool.

You all right?

We're fine. Thanks a lot, mister.

Oh, my goodness.

You okay, Dad?

Well, I'm not sure. I remember seeing knights

and werewolves.

I think I'm losing my mind.

No, Grandpa.

No, Dad, you're fine.

Don't worry.

Let's go. Yeah.

Let's go inside.

My dear Jerome,

I loved getting to be myself with you these last few days, but I think we both

know that it won't last.

I'm going to keep forgetting things, a name here, a story there, until one day

won't remember anything at all.

And so...

I'm taking advantage of having my memory back to write it all down.

Everything that I can remember. Everything that mattered.

I hope you'll tell me all about it.

I love you.

Dad.

Can we leave? We've been here over an hour.

Oh, a little longer.

I explained all the paintings to Grandpa.

Great.

You know, I think I still prefer the original.

You're just jealous.

We'll see you next time.