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Morning, Billy.

Morning,

Billy.

Want to go swimming, Jed?

Thank you.

Thank you.

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Thank you.

Baby, I got your clothes on.

Lookie here.

Is you going to get this car fixed so we can go to town next week?

Yeah, honey, I just got a few more chores to do, honey.

Well, Uncle Willie, is it okay if me and Jenny go swimming?

I reckon it's all right. Go on, honey.

Okay.

Howdy, Willie. Got a minute?

Howdy, bird.

Sure have.

What are you doing working on such a hot day like this, Willie?

On hot days like this, you gotta work.

What you doing out this way?

Well, Willie, you know that I'm running for re -election for sheriff of the

town. That's why I stopped out here, so you wouldn't forget.

Forget?

Well, just this morning, my wife was talking about it.

So she can gossip with some of the women folks in town.

You know, we don't see many folks out this way.

Don't you be a -worrying.

We'll be there.

Say, Willie, who's that coming with your daughter there?

Oh, that's my cousin's gal, Anna Mae.

She's been living in the city for a while.

She's gonna stay a spell with us.

She turned into a fine -looking gal.

Morning, Sheriff.

You recollect Anna Mae?

Sure do. How's your ma, Anna Mae? Oh, just fine, Sheriff.

Now, remember, you gals, just take a bath and don't be fooling around.

You got a lot of chores to be doing at home.

All right, Pa.

And besides, you don't want your cousin Anna Mae here to get her bottom burnt on

her first day from the city. Oh, Pa.

Get along.

Bye.

You know

what

I mean?

Sure, I do.

But all them gals act out of the way for a while.

If they don't... you wouldn't be going back there.

Isn't that right?

Well, you sure know about women.

I guess better than anybody around these parts, Willie.

I ought to.

I now had six wives.

You do real fine marrying that Betsy.

Besides, her papi makes the best corn liquor in this whole country.

He ought to be doing that. You know it's against the law.

Now, Bird, you know, There are laws, and there are laws.

Ain't nothing wrong with good corn liquor.

Besides, just thinking about it gives me a powerful thirst.

Ain't you?

Sure do.

Well, I'm gonna still hold off on that Marion, though.

Wouldn't advise it myself, Bird.

Some young 'un might come along and take a shining to Betsy.

Then you're out of a good woman.

And some good corn liquor.

Ain't that Jed coming on the road, Willie?

Sure is.

He's heading for Skeeter's place.

Don't know what old Skeeter's would do without poor Jed while he does all the

chores around the farm.

With the help of Skeeter's new wife, May, Skeeter sure works that gal real

Ain't it the truth.

Well... I better be getting back to my chores.

See Skeeters, tell him I'll be by to set a spell.

See you in town, Willie.

trunk here.

Sneak up on him and scare him. Okay. Come on.

Come on.

Jenny, what are you doing here?

your pappy know you're out here swimming like that? My pappy doesn't have to

know everything if you don't tell him. Come on, go swimming with me. Don't you

see me here fishing? I ain't going swimming.

You don't really want to go fishing, do you, Sherman? You've been begging me to

go swimming with you for a long time.

Listen, I'm not going swimming like this.

Come on, Sherman.

Come on. No, let go of my line now. Come on.

Sherman. Let go of my line.

He catches up with that switch.

I'd say so.

I do many.

Tell that no -con husband I'm here.

Skeeter, Skeeter, wake up. The sheriff's here.

Damn you, Roman.

That's it!

You hear me?

Yes, sir, Bird.

You sure got that gala going.

Now that little cousin of yours has turned into a mighty fine -looking

Oh, bird.

She's too little yet.

That ain't the talk I heard. I hear she's been going real good.

Where's that girl?

She was in the hay.

That's a good name, isn't it?

and fetch a jug and put it in Bird's car.

Do like I tell you, woman.

You might have heard of me, Skeet.

Oh, that good -for -nothing gal.

She ain't good for nothing.

Don't know why I ever hitched up with her in the first place.

Bessie?

Come out from there.

Look who's come here to...

Look, who's come to see you?

Uh, Bessie Lou?

Turn around here, gal.

Say hello.

Lookie here, old bird done rung you pretty.

I thought you might...

That ain't no way to act.

Open it up. Let's see what he's wrung.

Well, I'll be.

Ain't nothing.

And it'll go on, bird.

Now, listen here, Betsy Lou. You stop that fooling around. You hear me now?

Skeeter, you make this Betsy Lou stop this foolishness now.

No, bird.

No, get her. She's all yours.

No, bird.

I did it.

I did. He brought you another pretty.

That's the prettiest pair of drawers I've ever seen.

Come here, sugar, and show Bert how much you appreciated his purdy.

Sweet Billy.

Now, Maeve.

You oughtn't to be doing that.

What if Skeeter sees you?

I don't care.

Don't you like me?

Sure do, but don't get in trouble on account of me.

You pussy, you. You leave my sweet Billy alone.

I ain't got nothing. You bitch, I'll teach you.

Sit down there honey, and I'll get you something to clean up with

What you looking at, Jed?

You like what you see?

Come here.

I want you, Jed.

Come here, Jed.

I want you.

See?

I'm here.

All you have to do is...

Are you good for nothing, Hunter?

That's far enough.

You, gal, get in the house.

You, Billy, you get and you take them horses with you before I put a

hole in you.

I don't like what you've been doing to Candy, Skeeter.

Ha! You don't like? Don't try it, boy.

Ain't no business what I've been doing.

Now you get before my fingers get itchy.

I'm coming back for candy, Skeeter. That gun don't scare me. You can bet on

that.