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I want to go to Birmingham and take me

home

manual

laughs

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in asking the rights of the minister of

public Communications to prison our new

engine

ering

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does ministers had the communications

speaking on behalf of my life myself we

would like to please friend record The

Pride

we feel that you should have selected us

to perform a ceremony in all the years

I've been in office

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I can recall

no happier occasion

no no no no no

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the work of the Railway must go off oh

excellent I can wait I'll listen to you

what's our Willy doing here come here my

man

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and one day somebody asked him why he

tapped wheels for what do you think he

said he said I'm blown if I know

he's been getting wheels for 40 years

and didn't know why

I really think me a little stupid but

why do they attack them

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if I tap the wheel with this hammer and

the wheel goes clang then I know the

wheel's there

this would suppose the wheel doesn't go

clang well then I know the Train's gone

all right

that's the love thanks

with what being destroyed here

he too cleaning number one three four

nine those are mine

I've never been so humiliated in all my

life to think that I should live to see

my own brother working as a common wheel

Tapper but my dear what's the good of

being managing director who can't get

Willie a better position than that but

we've Tried Him in everything well if

that's the best you can do I should

insist on really resigning from the

railway altogether you mean leave us all

together certainly after all there's no

need for him to work on the line no

there must be other things he can do

exactly he can come and live with us

what you know house why not better that

and tapping Wheels but my dear My Mind

Is Made Up I don't really gets a decent

job or he comes to live with us yes but

I'll do that thing and don't argue don't

be Hasty my dear I'll see the

superintendent at once that's more like

it I'll go and fetch Willie but I damn

sir he should be fired you know the

board's attitude towards incompetence no

you don't understand old man if he's

fired my wife's going to have him live

with us oh life wouldn't be worth living

I wouldn't have a sock to call my own oh

you have my sympathizer sympathy is no

good what I want is help well have you

any special position in mind for him no

no so long as it has a semblance of

promotion hmm well would it matter if we

sent him very far away the Father the

better well uh now let me see

come on Willy there's nothing to be

nervous about oh I'm not nervous I've

been here before

I hope we've explained the situation

Charles will my dear I was just uh you

see Mr Young we don't think it conforms

with our dignity to have a relative of

ours tapping Wheels we've never had a

Tapper in our family had we will it well

it was Uncle Joe

I thought we've taken you off tapping

you were supposed to be solving powerful

probably doing on the line anyway well

after I checked you understood Jesus I

needed some fresh air you've never given

the body a proper time we've tried him

in many capacities my dear what

positions has he held

in 1934 we made him Chief coupler of

middleswick and you know what you did

there

yes I coupled yes you coupled a cold

saying to the scotch Express oh I did

nothing in the shop you deny it

certainly I knew I did not come in the

Coldplay to the Scottish Express I

covered the scotch Express to the cold

tree can't see putting anyone with

Willy's intelligence a couple trains

on Derby Day 1935 we put you on the

indicator board and you sent 12 000 race

goers to a Temperance convention in

Wales did you hear about that too hear

about it yes from 12 000 race cars

yes my dear either Willie gets promoted

or what vacancies are there

there's a vacancy for a sleeping car

tendon no that would keep him up too

late there's a guard want it for a milk

train no that'll get me up too early oh

well that's all there is right come on

Willie surely there there must be

something where we've already offered

him two posts what does he want uh just

a minute

have you got any station Masters London

Mainline Terminus I suppose oh no oh no

Sami Manchester Birmingham I'll work my

way up for the Royal Honey station

Master vacancies ah they are assistant

victimization the one job I know I can

do and they won't give me a chance

what's this oh that must have just come

in it's a place in Ireland called

Douglas Kelly oh that's nothing there's

a place in Wales called clan for fiddle

film

they want a station Master at Buggles

Kelly what excuse me one minute

Mr Ledbetter about that vacancy for a

station Master at Buggles Kelly I

thought we filled there a month ago yes

sir but it's vacant again

don't know sir local conditions would

appear to be peculiar we've sent them

five states and Masters in 12 months

what happened to the last one our

injuries later said sounds a bit queer

to me dear sir since coming to this

District I have discovered I am Napoleon

Bonaparte and seem to refuse to transfer

me to Waterloo I resign P.S please

forward all letters to Moscow I intend

to retreat there

extraordinary and the one before him why

did he leave I have no idea sir but I

remember we sent a wreath

so is the very place can I have it

you've got it it's a country station

rather off the Beaten Track oh I don't

mind as long as it's near the railway

let me see

here's our line running through Northern

Ireland and here is Douglas Kelly

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thank you

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would you mind

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oh hey it's just a little present for my

staff when they heard I was eating lunch

that's like my the inscription D to

William Porter oh that's me from his

fellow workers on the occasion of his

promotion with station Master at buckles

Kevin

what's that he said this gentleman is

the new station Master her brothers

and hit the stranger why what's wrong

with it it's a brave manager no chicken

there's a damp or something did you ever

hear till a one-eyed Joe the Phantom

Miller no I never follow Greyhounds

hello is it hello you're lucky man of

one I do never follows you he was

murdered by the railway so he was

in the old days he was a rich man an

amazing too so they say he owned the

Pookie Hill and the mill that stands on

top of it you should be able to see it

from here

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and one day the railway came along and

what did they do but start to run a

tunnel right through the heart of the

hill without fire leave or nothing oh

that was hardly uh [ __ ] Clans it go

there was it he should have sued him he

did better he put a curse on the line

and swore than any train that entered

the tunnel should never come out of it

well they would mess up the timetable

today wouldn't it the first train that

came along here in the mouth of the

tunnel stood One Eye Joe with his arms

up raised go back go back he tried but

the engine driver rolled straight on

whatever cockeyed Joe on the next

morning his party was found on the line

he hands the station he hunts the hill

and the land that lies between

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Buggles Kelly oh

laughs thanks

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goodbye to you

foreign

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thank you

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foreign

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foreign

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foreign

station come on

oh what a station

look at that look at the fish inside you

there's not only images from you who are

you anyway

Deputy station Master when there isn't

the station Master which is more often

than not oh well there's one now see

wait yeah I'm just teaching myself

wakey clock your presentation clock

how did you know I got one oh they all

bring them back with the others

they look lovely when they knew about

that

William Porter and another William

that was William O'Shea pool Bill why

what happened to it I put him away and

killed oh

Mick Maguire or why did he leave nobody

knows he went out after dark where to

know never saw him again but we had at

least

he functions for me when I'm not here

huh well which is his clock he ain't got

a club he's still alive yeah hey give me

that back aren't you gonna put anybody

else what amongst them yeah they're a

lot of tombstones

what's that if it gives two owls hours

in the two to tell me

oh he's not afraid of the dark anyway oh

he plays with the Pixies oh does he uh

well that's gonna stop from now on

Jama come on ready

foreign

what is it bitter

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hey I want to come out you're locked

away I'm going to empty this town

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thank you

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hey who does she belong to where yeah oh

yes

I suppose that's her name is it

something burning somewhere cooking the

breakfast smells more like somebody

cooking Albert

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I think I'm gonna like buckle with Kelly

in the daytime yeah oh you've got a big

cheese here yeah this is where you sit

huh

thank you

where did this come from how do you say

no this is where it's going to

yeah see what's the idea of this let me

tell me you're eating food that doesn't

belong to you

and many places we came to Ireland what

we call Star so we follow our food hello

you mean you're steal things from the

railway I wouldn't call it sailing only

stepping off the country

Danish not particular which country

either are you that's all right we're

back for that oh what does that cost you

look at the Belfast a what a ticket to

Belfast yes that's how we get everything

good ain't it so that's it you've been

getting good for giving away the

company's tickets well I've never heard

of such a thing it's absolutely

dishonest shouldn't you understand

you're in a position of trust here

because the company came along and

started checking up on their tickets

wouldn't know where they've gone to

you've been a fine mess wouldn't you

that's right well it isn't right and

future will make sure those tickets come

back how well give them return tickets

nice piece of paper Dennis too no this

is homegrown yeah that's some sauce

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oh gosh I'm in your shop sister

keep your customers waiting

it's Murphy call free speed well give

them to him huh not now what do you mean

not now if there's probably never any

time he likes they're not all of them

yeah not all of them well why not all of

them

where'd you get this meeting

that's right

well that's a nice State of Affair

you're not gonna steal the company is

good gently pinch things from a customer

well who's gonna tell him you are you're

a station Master I'll do no such thing

that's not part of mistakes constitutes

man come here leave me speak to the

company when he comes back what did you

find oh you've eaten well how was I to

know

somebody better tell him before I knock

that door down oh

I can report this to the company as it

is great from sitting here like a couple

of pigs eating well you're a pair of

cannibals that's what you are

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good morning oh so there you go fish

what we're gonna do for you Mr James

Murphy and I want some pizza have you

got your voucher is this what you mean

yes sir are you sure you left him at the

station of course I'm sure come on now

let's have them yeah well they've been

here a long time you know used to come

sooner see we've we've had rather cold

spill and Pig's Not a Human After All I

couldn't come soon and my wife had Queen

please but like that woman in Canada

have you got two pigs of mine here or

heading yeah

well as a matter of fact I

oh I will give you a moment

we've got you the one here tonight yes

oh well would you come and identify your

property Mr Murphy I will know

hey just do here who's the element

belong to yeah

well Mr Murphy let me congratulate you

your pigs have had a visit from the

stock it looks as if they've heard a

visit from the butcher too where's the

rest of them hey what about the litter

oh don't worry about that we'll clear it

up I mean the litter of pigs oh really

don't call one a little do you party

never follows less than semen well you

can't expect them to keep it up all the

time can you

I want Smith property I'll take it two

pigs that's all it says here I want

milither too it is the law of nature ah

but it's not the law of the Railway what

doesn't go in can't come out of me what

what you can't do what you don't put in

you can't take out can you I mean it's

here you leave yourself okay well the

company should be reliable in the

aggregate for Mr tension Mr elevation so

I'll take it more in the separately uh

if it's stepped on the premises there

you are left on the premises you left

too big you can't get down there say

it's a big staff he has stolen military

lives to the company I'm sorry Mr Murphy

but rules our rules little or no little

and I'm acting strictly within the

little the letter of the Lord yes baby

Blake I will settled with you well in

the meantime you might just settle this

bill will you please appeal by far oh

keep of two pigs for one month 15

Shillings

oh no well he is when I break something

belonging to the company

hello has he gone no oh yeah dude this

is the station what can I do for you

what's up a fire where

put the farm who's home no good gracious

what are you talking about what the

haystack's gone and the bomb who's Burns

won't hear me and the house whose house

yours house music

foreign

um

hey get those things off the line he's

anxious

I would say they're watching off the

line come on who cares there's a station

on the laundry

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see when I'll cop it stop me to claim

for no reason you mind your own business

where's the wheel open that gate over

there

foreign

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oh we lost the case we'll have you on

the gate you have to lifted off the

engine ah

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now you brought up the other one

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oh

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this is

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foreign

no

can't you move oh go away

what's the trouble here

yeah he took him off

hey Mike hey wait a minute here you

can't tell him I don't understand him

after here

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all right

he goes when I tell him go ahead Mike I

don't want any Impressions from you

you're a big sloppy looking Misfits oh

don't you get a proper hat

what do you mean the proper hacker

yourself

leave it

up

sauce

hello maybe I could do with a coat of

paint

hey you knocked those up and I made a

mistake and got out the wrong station oh

that's all that is

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thank you

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post it's my attention another with the

station Master what are you doing to the

station putting it on the mat Governor's

idea all right now outfit

that's another way to spell it the two

wells in Kelly can't do that 13 letters

unlucky oh well we'll take one of the

caves out nobody noticed

you're wasting your time

was it you're wasting your time what do

you think you're doing there just

watching your wasting your time oh I

will you waste your time and I'll waste

mine what are you brilliant

I'm not billying anything I'm planting

Lobelia you're wasting your time why

you won't be here when they come up

hey can't you get rid of him humiliation

of yours no but we both go out for the

same Girls huh well uh Let's ignore him

yeah you're gonna wait for the office in

case my Belfast School comes through

you're wasting your time

all right I'll buy it what's the answer

it wasn't the breath of wind last night

well what's that gonna do with me

yet the sales of the wingman went round

and round and round

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beef the basket hey what who did I did

not I said this is Bangles Kelly that's

the name of my station oh it's you again

well what is it this time

all right I'll put you through the Mr

Brock

Mr Brock

yes

Porter well I'm not a railway Potter I'm

part of the station Master no not both

only one I'm stationed Master Porter at

buckled on your Railway what the devil

do you want now I've already sent you

200 posters and 50 gallons of paint what

have we got down there the circus

oh you want to run an Excursion where to

well I don't know yet but there must be

a lot of nice places in Ireland I mean

there's Kilkenny where the cats come

from and uh Connie Milo where they have

all the bugs then there's uh Limerick

the Homer party Limited

you know there was a young lady of

Blossom how many tickets put yourself

what should I say uh oh sweetheart

double cluster oh sweetheart what are

you talking about young lady from

Blaster she said listen I'll kick that

one tooth of yours out maybe I start

naked you all fool no not you no no how

many people can we get to go to

Connemara well there's the old party

from the church there's the church party

and the girl at the post office and the

post office staff and my bird and his

bird just get out of it yeah

uh well I can't give you the exact

number at the moment but in roughly as I

should say uh quite a lot boy actually

think two characters would be enough

with what we've got or just one other

little thing we should want an engine

thank you

hey what's the only stock have we got

plenty of contracts with the class of

people on Excursion in cold talks I'm

intelligent you can't send people on

excess many calories why not but we

ain't gotten it oh you're gonna play me

a plastic hey there's an Old Carriage

over there but I don't think it'll roll

I mean everything on this station is

either too old or it won't work and

you're both but I roll a fan of you

hey yeah

all right

well what we're going to do is to get it

up amongst those trucks that's right

what's right all we've got to do is to

get it out from amongst those trucks

well I just said that I know my idea

we'll get your coach up and get to it

come on

we shouldn't eat that stone what are you

talking about oh she then who gets for

me do you what do you mean the man about

the bugs oh godston's our engine

there she is

n't she a beauty

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what is it the rocket that's Gladstone

lovely line thank you

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where does he go how do you think he got

here I thought maybe that stalker bought

it yeah wait a minute let me go first

she knows me oh

I watch all the decorations for us we

leave the map with you hello you just

heard of it

well where's the sauce on it well you

can't start until you get it on the boil

oh come on do something about it

oh good morning yes

where's the cold oh

doubling

Cheltenham oh you remember that one wait

this I borrowed it but I don't see how

you're going to get the carriage out in

the middle of those trucks we're gonna

shut it out quick you know what the

trouble is done no what those trucks

never would have been put there in the

first place well I know that's your fool

the police are going to be shifted come

on okay

I look here look there's the carriage

there you see turn out your pockets

helmet come on

right now that'll be uh that'll be the

line of trucks there

that's the station you're on the wrong

side get over here

hey sorry I'll see where were we

now there's nothing these are the trucks

and that's the cabins now the problem is

to get it out well if you had a crime we

could lift it out if we had a crane with

some Dynamite we could blow it out

and you shut up too

now I'm Gladstone now I'm Gladstone well

we can't have two lessons here you can

be the rail mechanic if I can't be

dancing I'm not gonna play that's the uh

you got me all mixed up now all right

I'll tell you where exactly is

foreign

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foreign

just a little uh start Drew in case one

of our engines ever got away you'll be

the new station master I'm thinking I am

and we represent the Tradesmen of

Bookers Kelly and we want some praise oh

train oh yes well we've got plenty of

them here but a different one of them

stops what huh you mean didn't stop by

with a place up here on um on Tuesday

well where do you want to go to just to

the places mentioned on them tickets

what all of them no less we've supplied

Goods to the value of them tickets and

you've either got to provide us with

trains or give us our Goods back oh

that's absolutely nonsense we don't go

to our customers and demand our Journeys

back all right hold on there we'll hear

what your head office has to say good

day

wait a minute don't go I didn't say I

wouldn't do it as a matter of fact I'm

making up a special now I'm just waiting

for the OK from Belfast

oh excuse me my engine

could you come back tonight what here at

night we will not huh well I'm very busy

just now where could I see you you know

Barney's Bar I know Barney's bull the

Obama's bar yes of course the local well

I can see you there but just now I've

got some Shanty to do so uh if you don't

mind I'll shunt off

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how did that happen do you know where

you sent those facts yes down there

you've done it

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well we've got the carriage anyway yes

but if you want to keep it you better

get it off the main line why expect to

be here any minute [ __ ] well what are

you waiting for come on

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now you've done it you've gone and made

all this females well whatever we can

always make some more when we want it

yes but we want it now the carriage is

still on the main line

foreign

to adjust the service to the new time

the 11 o'clock Express on this day we

run at 12 o'clock summertime what are we

having about we've got two hours how do

you make out we got two hours well we

put the clocks back an hour the trains

are now late it's two hours isn't it now

you put the trucks forward in the train

back well what do we get then don't

expect come in any minute what are you

talking about listen to the trains are

now late having to be coming now it's

Summertime Summertime your food's puppy

summertime or window timer but trains

leaving Place

forward what did the clocks go forward

and the machine's already gone no no no

you put the clocks back of course you do

you lived in the day by taking an hour

if you end up sticking on the beginning

no no you're taking out off the

beginning and stick it on the end that's

winter time the winter time you put them

back that's what I said oh you said I

put it back to Summertime yes that's

right it ain't you put the clocks

forward if you make the Train Early oh

would you believe it I know what I'm

talking about you don't put the clocks

forward you put them back and you put

the train back I see you put everything

back yes I'm sorry you're right of

course so he won't be here for another

two hours

foreign

I think we should have put the clocks

forward

hey what are you doing sweet fill them

up again I'll show you another I bet you

would

hey what about the instructions only

tickets no foreign

first grand old plays Connemara it is

that find someone in the river yeah

browse on the walls and deer on the

Hills there's a bit cheaper than the

town yeah

oh you're Hill thank you

well I'm I'm running an Excursion there

tomorrow

I would like to pay your uncle a

surprise visit I wouldn't surprise him

why not sure he's in the cemetery

and all you've got to do is to give me

your low tickets and I'll give you these

new ones in exchange and he's cursing it

and will it be after visiting all the

places mentioned on our list oh well I

couldn't guarantee that if you haven't

made the discussion to go to Connie Mama

funny mama who is that

um

we're down the line and you take the

first tunnel on the net and how about my

ticket to Tipperary oh it's a long way

to Temporary now the reason I'm sending

you the coming months

well who first I can arrange that later

now come here assistant if you come to

my shop and ask for turnips I give you a

turnips and don't try to give your

parents I'm asking for temporary and

it's temporary where I want to go no I I

don't don't understand it don't get

excited I mean if you set your heart on

temporary World perhaps I can arrange

towards the Excursion well that sounds

reasonable reasonable indeed and neither

the tickets for bellybunion well I I'm

only trying to please tell him did you

not hear the gentleman say we were going

to Tipperary that's the blazes with your

temporary and your belly bunion what am

I going to do with my cork well we're

going to belly but

find this place in Ireland Park you're

not gonna stand for that are you now

suddenly bringing this the finest place

in the world and that's on your throat

well what are you going to say to that

badly bunion I'd sooner go to Connemara

and that's bad enough what's that you're

saying about the hometown Connie Mara

you keep out of this and mind your own

business yeah he can't talk to you like

that Kenny and neither can you

foreign

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thank you foreign

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foreign

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foreign

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have you sold any no right I'll take the

lock here what the whole 200. why you

you must have a large family oh no it's

uh it's a football team I'm taking the

buckles Kelly Wednesday the who the

buggers Kelly witness they were playing

a match what other shoes dude how funny

well uh what about the money what oh

it's just a little formality that's all

I'd pay you when I come back win or lose

win or lose and I want that train at six

o'clock in the morning oh now that's

impossible my Excursion is not running

till 10. very well that's just too bad

the deal's off yeah oh don't you like

I'll see that it runs early for you and

uh how about the uh the doings that'll

be all and don't forget six o'clock in

the morning six o'clock yeah

good night good luck to the uh to the

the Wednesday

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foreign

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you're gonna help me get this train away

hey

is it right what Pat tells me you're

starting the train now of course it's

right no one hurry up the passengers

will be here any minute

oh good morning Pauline please please

Pauline please please good morning

good morning Francis please

thank you all aboard the past non-stop

special Express Dining Car Saloon trains

All Aboard can you please

hey what's that you can't take things to

handle the next question oh those are

the goal first we always take our own oh

I see you'll answer that hey what's in

there oh those are lemons for half time

oh I see

hey you won't put that on the rack will

you already sure

hey you'll come here

what are we waiting for have you got to

do all that oh it's really important if

you don't know how they perhaps you

wouldn't mind taking them and keeping

them on the way thank you

foreign

any minute

hey hey come on get up get out of here

come on

get out what do you think it is with

rest home

idea I'll show you what the idea is

come on get up come on

now they don't start till eight o'clock

your day starts with mine starts you're

your house developing form to the

prescription

you better get up and I tell you

here hey what the [ __ ] are you doing

what are you doing it looks like I'm

doing anything around here I've just had

to go and get that train off by myself

huh I'll try hey what time what a day

it's just gone out yeah maybe no train

now this is last Tuesday your super [ __ ]

I don't know what I'm talking about well

inside it now yeah I never heard no

Tango around for me well he wasn't a bit

conditionally anything I love you

I look into that

hello station Master buckles Kelly

speaking what's this special train that

you say has just left your place is it

has not but it left here at six o'clock

I know it was six because I I looked at

our clocks are you sure you haven't seen

it oh well maybe it's had a function or

something

what do you mean am I sure it left of

course I am a soil off yourself don't

you talk to me like that

you let me tell you this hello hello

hmm

yeah it's funny black and conscious is

the train hasn't come through yet of

course he doesn't they never was any

tried hey do you think I don't know a

train when I see one I see some funny

things often I could find his bar I

suppose you didn't think you saw any

packages on this train you think you saw

of course I did there were the hole in

the buckles killing Wednesday football

team they're gonna play a cup try it's

only one football team here this week

and they won't go without me why not I'm

their Center forward listen will you do

me a favor well tomorrow just before the

express comes go to sleep on the rails

if it's one of your signs it won't hurt

him so you still don't believe me well

listen I clicked all the tickets and the

Clippers will be on the platform now

I'll go and get him to prove it for you

foreign

you kill him

hello

the Excursion isn't leaving till 10

o'clock oh the old man oh he had a thick

knife been saying things yeah

okay success

he says you're going to report him poor

old Governor yeah he's going like the

others there'll be another clock here

soon yeah

we better humanly

but if he's not there now of course

they're not what do you mean of course

they're not they were there of course

they were well then we must have blown

them away

what's the matter with you two do you

think I'm bombing I understand this I

took those tickets the train after six

o'clock and I saw it off and don't care

caution in then where is it now between

him and Bracken I will soon know what

we're left okay go now but you kill him

well it's like this if you had a dry and

a rabbit Rim down if you weren't short

the rabbit went down it or not what

would you do same for the plumber what's

this gonna do with my train but come

into that

what do you mind saying yes in his hand

if he comes out the other end with blood

on his nose you know that you know that

somebody's punched it that's what's

gonna happen to you no you know the

rabbit's there if it comes out the other

end with no blood on its nose well then

you know the rabbit isn't there I have a

face down here what you two are talking

about what rabbit is this now like

Oracle rabbit a what allegorical rabbit

I don't care if it's an Austin rabbit

what you're gonna do with my train

because your Train's the rabbit who is

the premium a down expressing it a bear

any minute he let it through [ __ ] what

you only there

knows

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you see any blood

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about the football team did they or did

they not leave here this morning what

football team well the one the man

bought the tickets for what man put them

in the back room well that's my private

room I've been nobody in there nobody

what's the matter with everybody but you

know very well

no I can see that you don't listen

actually I went in there then we fixed

up about sending away the buckles

because he wins here that's where you'll

be telling me next there's no such team

I never heard of it but they went away

on my Excursion to Connie Mara you'll

remember me trying to show tickets for

calling Mother I do not

was anybody here last night

I can see you uh you must have seen me

thought I was busy with two other fellas

yeah

you'll admit there was a fight here well

there was a bit of an argument yeah well

it was then I went in the back room I

met this man he got one eye one eye yeah

did he say who he was nobody told me to

call him Joe

when I do the Miller I don't know what

his trailer was but that's the man that

went with the party on the train this

morning the dream he seen that too

I had I waved it out why what's the

matter you've seen the Miller you'll

know cut me for the likes of us

hey what shiny of all this the new real

terms though the night is still the

hamster station the house the hill and

the land that lies between oh he's a

house agency well I want his name and

address

my time 10 years ago yes when he was

talking to my train this morning and I

won the next to the knee no like a good

man don't be talking about such things

in this house now let's sleep in ghosts

laugh this now stand for goes for the

head stuck under the arms with his head

go posts all I know is somebody's

bothered a train to me and I'm gonna

find out what he's done with it come on

now we end up coming they're opening

half an hour

I know I'm wasting my time

hello what's the matter with your

station doesn't anyone answer the phone

I'm Charlene I've just been to the local

uh the local signal box where's this

excursion why haven't you seen it no and

nobody has hmm well that's funny isn't

it there's nothing funny about it you

did certain you sent it off well are you

dead set you sent it to me of course I

am well well I'm dead certain I send it

off then where are the places is it I

don't know who had it last what are you

babbling about man the trade was sent to

you and it hasn't been heard of since

well I can't understand it are you sure

your driver knows the way there hasn't

been an accident Heather not according

to my favorite

hello just a moment please this is

bracken where is your train have you all

have you not sent that Excursion off yes

well where is it well we've misdated for

a moment excuse me

it went off at six o'clock when but it

was scheduled for 10 o'clock is that a

different one to the 10 o'clock one no

are you contradicting me no not you you

yes no what do you mean by changing

those schedules right shooting my

customers better customers not customers

that I'm not talking to you will you put

yourself together man I am together well

where is it

real off you know who you're talking to

yes I'm talking to him I report this to

Brokers head office oh yes well you're

too late I'm talking to the old fool now

what are you gibbling about I can't hold

up the whole service can I stick these

signals up yes if it'll give you any

pleasure let me tell you something else

too I'm moving off who are you will let

me tell you something you can pick up

your things or go back to England and if

you're not out of that station by

tonight tonight come on take me all in

the back what's the hurry you're fired

fired yes fired huh

well I've been putting out a better

stations than this

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hey what you're packing for I'm leaving

for tonight have you told a head office

they told me

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he's got the push oh God

damn you can't go like this have a

better bike no I wouldn't deprive you of

it Tony won't keep much longer no thanks

I thought you wouldn't stay with us very

long you never did like station Masters

who when I Joe the Miller

listen I've had enough of him

immersed a lot of rubbish you can't

rubbish every night when the moon gives

light to Miller's ghostly scene he walks

the track with a second he's back when

the zero painted green I know he owns

the channel he owns the eel in the land

that lies between ah told me I

yeah I'll give you this

oh it's a tunnel isn't a tunnel on our

line oh not in the new line but on the

old Loop line there's one blue plant

or whatever Blue Blood he runs through

puka Hill thank yous now through cooker

Hill where's your leader across the

border

find my train

are there any more arguments we're going

I shouldn't besides we might overwork

that since she was out yesterday you

know I warned you he told you oh shut up

come on let's have a look at the map

over here hold that Terry now this

through the hill there's a mill on the

top here's bubbles Kelly and there's the

line that runs to back in Junction

here's where the line crosses the border

and there's the border and here's where

the old line launches out here that's

right and when I Joe was killed right

there

come on

foreign

all right take a look at that what does

that prove there's been a castle show

Capital show that's a football favorite

but it shows you on the right track

anyway well we'll see where it leads you

score right

so there's a tunnel

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come on

oh well slow down

right right

all right

broke now see what you've done why did

someone I told you to when I asked him

well you couldn't have yourself relaxing

maker

look there it is my Excursion now who's

pocket

well I wonder where everybody is Ah

that's it playing football who plays

football in The Dark Knight

hey

oh my goodness they haven't even clipped

them some more over there

check them away

hey follow me no I'm not going in there

oh yes you are you're gonna do his

control on YouTube it's not my business

department in other people's tunnel

that's right give me here you're gonna

let me go there alone to Facebook or

whatever loose to face yes all right

I'll get inside

what was that voices must be somebody

there hello

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keep it quiet

hey

guns funny mistake of performance

they're not footballers they don't

runners

ourselves in the jail well get that

right down before I get the other one

down from upstairs come on Mickey what's

the matter with you

come on hurry up we're gonna be here

online or what

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this is funny looking patient

cranky women when I joke like me hey

quick behind this

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truck

will be wrong

good evening

all of you

what are you doing here oh well you

dropped your tickets

don't you start anything the three of us

count two one

follow me

come here

come on downstairs and Harley

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let's barricade

it's all coming up

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where's Harper

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they're not here they must have got out

some other way

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subject

what are you gonna do you don't know

soon enough

hey you can't do that yeah and who's

gonna stop us

40 B the ghost

Phantom Miller

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when I do

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that's not good

I'm done

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foreign

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thank you

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by tighten the better one now what are

we gonna do we can't get down

slide down Shadow wouldn't bear our way

without the type we kind of that boom no

good that goes around when the wind

blows wanders up again the mind's a good

idea we can try go and give us a rope oh

we haven't got a row

about this

thank you

now

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foreign

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hey what's this

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oh

my God somewhere

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ah practitioner

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now

stop yeah well they are we've got

another perfect control come on

they're going down on the windmill sales

go on your first

step right down there oh no going up

this Holly's Uncle sale wait for this

one point at three o'clock we'll let you

down let me get the six o'clock you can

drop off you understand yeah

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yes

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never mind you'll still be there yes

that's what I'm afraid of all right okay

I'm back again

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hurry up

are you nearly there really

I'm ready

he's ready

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foreign

foreign

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foreign

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you all right down there I'm up here

what are you doing up there I'm 12

o'clock but why don't you change how am

I gonna get down you'll have to climate

on the other way

oh yes you can I'm balancing him you

climb out on the other one and you'll

bring him down all right hold on

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hold up here

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back in

hurry up

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oh my God

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I'm saving oh shut up

I'm going to be sick

I'm going I'm going

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all right let's go

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thank you

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we need a good job I thought of the high

Cup this is remember taking the fork out

too nope

now let's get away but without my train

it's not black people

there's an engine on the other end I

look into that

all right Mike one time we're almost

ready for you you're going Thrive until

I tell you to stop you understand you

think you'll get away with this I hope

so for your sake hurry up jump to it

oh God

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thank you

guys

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anyway

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s

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put your hand out

trouble

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don't tell him

I can't escape

oh

God

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check it away

I'm going on couple of friends on the

ocean how are you going to do is I just

stick it out that side when I get out of

this

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the bubble

not cold it's your cat

what the

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calling Belfast Argent calling Belfast

go ahead

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station standby for open schedule

good right

4 16 Express who succeeds best right

now trying to wait to Whiskey off

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all power proceed to West yard permanent

AllCast

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foreign

congratulations

oh don't thank me thank you that's brand

old engine man 90 years old yes

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