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Thank you.

So I have a question for you.

What's up, love?

I noticed that when we were taking photos and I was introducing you to some

my family members, my friends, that you kind of had a weird face going on.

What was that about?

Is everything okay?

Oh, it's way more than okay.

I have a surprise for you.

What kind of surprise?

Well, I'm wearing...

A butt plug.

A butt plug?

Yeah.

I... Like the whole day?

Yes.

I did a little research in your browser history because I want to know what

you're into.

And you're into ale horn.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You've been wearing this butt plug the entire

inside the church and like on the dance floor while you're eating everything?

Yeah, isn't it a little crazy?

You looked through my phone and saw anal porn?

Yeah, I just, you know, I thought... Why are you looking through my phone?

I just wanted to surprise you, you know, for our first night together.

Well, why didn't you tell me before the wedding so I can prepare and... It could

have been a surprise then.

I mean, it's our big day. Why are you putting a butt plug in your butt and

making all these weird faces? I don't approve of that. I mean, you should have

told me before the event.

No, and you shouldn't be looking through my phone either.

What's going on?

I honestly don't even know.

Why all the tears?

It's supposed to be the happiest day.

Yeah, it's supposed to.

Did somebody do something?

Well, me and James had an argument.

Okay.

Is that what you stormed out just now?

I was just trying to surprise him.

with something, and he didn't like that surprise.

That's pretty shallow of him.

Yeah, I... I don't know what to think, because I don't think I did anything

wrong. Basically, I have a butterfly inside me, and I've been wearing the

butterfly for the whole ceremony, the whole... The whole

thing, like since this morning.

And, you know, I want to surprise him with anal sex because I discovered he's

into anal sex.

Yeah. You never cease to amaze me.

That is awesome. You are an amazing wife.

That's what I thought. It was going to be a nice surprise.

But he's an idiot.

Like, you're a beautiful, incredibly effective woman.

Thank you. and obviously very fun you're going that route yeah

that's what i thought right right like i'm kind of curious like where what is

what is this app i want to see this app can i see the app yeah you got my phone

so

yeah it's really easy you know

just push here and then you can

So we all know how much you want to make it to vibrate.

Gotcha.

I'm tempted, but I'm not.

I shouldn't do that.

You are so good and so good to him.

And he's a dummy for not saying that.

Thank you.

Hopefully he comes around.

You know I'm always here for you.

Oh, that's so cute.

What?

I mean, that's actually really...

Yes, just a little rose.

That vibrates.

That thing's really gone.

Pray.

Mm -hmm.

Hmm.

Thank you.