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Maradona...

Maradona!
CHEERING

Onside! It's Messi!

Lionel Messi!

Cuts inside. Pele.

That's a lovely pass.

Carlos Alberto! Oh, my word!

UNTRANSLATED COMMENTARY

So, guys,
David will be with us shortly.

Great, Gabriela. Thanks. Sir David.
Sir David. Exactly. He's arriving.

Right.
Great man.

NARRATOR: Monday morning
at the headquarters

of the 2026 Oversight team
in Miami.

OK, so he's here.
IAN: Right.

Yeah. Uh... great.

When you say, "He's here"...
His name is here.

OK. Well, that's something, I guess.
Yes. It's a big name.

NARRATOR: And in the meeting room,
a very special virtual meeting

is nearly about to happen.

I am going to log out
and log back in again.

Right. So are you sure that's
actually going to help?

So I'm doing it, yes? Yeah...
I am doing it. Right. OK.

NARRATOR: This week sees
the traditional unveiling of

Sir David Beckham as
BLEEP's official ambassador

and talisman
for the 2026 tournament.

And this morning,
they're about to be joined

by the great man himself
and his US agent,

manager and mouthpiece,
Amy Huffman.

So how are we...?

They're here now.
They're coming. He's here.

AMY: Hey, guys.

Yes. Hi. Hey, Gabriela.
Great to see you, as always.

Exactly. Yes.
Good to see you, too, Amy.

Hey, David.
DAVID: Hey, Amy.

How are you?
I'm good, yeah, I'm good.

AMY: Great. So I believe

we're not actually seeing you
at the moment.

DAVID: Oh, OK.
No. We're not.

No. Do you have your camera
turned on?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Uh, yeah, I have.
OK. Um...

DAVID: I can see you guys.
OK. So... Oh. Uh...

ALL: Hello, David.
Hi.

DAVID: Yeah, really good
to meet everybody.

Right. So... Yeah, hi, David.
Good to see you.

Right. DAVID: Oh, what,
so you can see me now?

What? No.
AMY: No, we're still

not seeing you, David.
No.

No, I'm just saying, you know,
it's good to see you.

DAVID: Yeah. What?
So, David,

so I am going to log out
and log back in again.

Yeah. Uh...
Really?

DAVID: Sorry, guys, I'm a bit
confused about what's happening now.

Yeah. So. Hi, David.
Welcome to our world.

ALICIA: So, according
to their own estimate, OK,

the 2026 World BLEEP
is going to put

3.7 million tonnes of carbon
into the atmosphere.

That is the equivalent
of ten major rainforests.

Like, we only have nine left.

Plus, with climate change,
we know,

all of this shit affects women

more than men, right? Always.
For all the reasons we know.

It's like, "Thanks, guys.
Good job, great work."

And it is on all of us, right,
to call this shit out.

WHOOPING IN BACKGROUND
Call this shit out!

Thank you.
CHANTING: Call this shit out!

OK, so...
OK.

Right now, they're
at 3 million subscribers.

OK. 3 million.
But that's growing every week.

Right. It's like #CallThisShitOut, right?

Right. Call This Shit Out.

Like, you probably
never heard of it, right?

Well, you know... Right. Like,
you probably really should.

Right. Absolutely.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, VP
Sustainability and Climate Strategy

Sarah Campbell
is in the social media space,

where she's been alerted
to a potential thing

by Social Media Team
Thought Leader Madison Flynn.

So, Alicia Byrd? So, they're based
here in Miami.

Oh, right. OK.

So she's like an activist,
right? I mean...

OK, So it's "they".
OK? Excuse me?

Alicia's nonbinary.
Oh, OK.

Right. Forgive me.

So sh... THEY activate about...?

Like, there's a lot
of environmental stuff.

Right. Obviously. But it's pretty
much anything. OK.

It's like there is so much shit in
the world. It's everywhere.

Like, it's literally all around us.
Absolutely.

It's like,
"Call this shit out."

Like, they've totally
hit a vibe here. Billie Eilish

has started following
her. OK.

Reposting whatever.
Plus a bunch of other people.

Right. Following them.
Excuse me?

Billie Eilish
has started following them.

Yeah, they've totally hit
a vibe right here.

Right. This is a thing, right? Yes.
It's out there.

Absolutely. And now you know about
it. Absolutely. Yes. Right.

AMY: So, look, I don't want to
speak on David's behalf here,

but you guys should know,
right,

we are so excited to be working
with BLEEP again, Eric.

Exactly so.

Honestly, this is so great.

DAVID: Oh, absolutely,
yeah, 100%.

Sure. Yeah. No.
Look, what can I say?

It's, uh... it's a privilege.

Well, you say that, David.
It's a privilege for us, right?

IAN: Well, yes, exactly. Without a
doubt.

So that's all good. So, look,
it's great to see you.

Not literally on this occasion, sadly.

NARRATOR:
Back in the meeting room,

with the David Beckham
experience coming to a close,

it's time for everybody
to wave at each other

like children, and say goodbye.

Bye, Sir David.
Bye-bye, Sir David. AMY: Bye, guys.

Take care.

OK, well. Have they
gone? Sure.

Good. Just checking. So that
seemed to go OK in the end.

Sure. Yeah, right! What a guy, eh?
Yes. So, anyway, Gabriela,

if you could send the draft
schedule for Thursday

over to David and to Amy.

OK, so I have just
done that. Great.

And to Zurich as well, Eric?
Of course.

Zurich? Just for feedback ahead of
Thursday. Exactly.

OK... I mean just as a courtesy,
really, Eric.

Exactly so.
OK, good. So...

What kind of feedback?
Uh, so we can say

the president is a man
for detail, as we know.

Well, yes.
NICK: Yeah, right.

We know he's been thinking a lot
about David, for instance. Right.

Huh.
About David?

For example, yes.
OK.

What do you mean,
thinking about David? Yes.

We're all thinking about David.

Well, exactly. Yes. So what does
that mean, then,

thinking about David?

Well, exactly.
What should it mean?

Uh, should it mean someone
like Megan Rapinoe instead?

Perhaps. For example.
Right. OK.

Well, there you go.
Megan Rapinoe?

As I say, this is just an idea.

Huh.
Well, but hang on...

Are you kidding? Oh, my God,
Megan Rapinoe!

You're not serious. Again...
Instead of David? Dios mio.

Again,
this is just an example.

Well, yes, but... Megan Rapinoe is
not just an example. What?

Megan Rapinoe, su es genia, no?

Yeah. What?

Oh, yeah, no, crap.

Meanwhile, with the meeting
now threatening

to go on longer
than originally scheduled,

Executive Assistant
Will Humphries is already

hard at work in the kitchen in
a bid to get ahead of the game

with his caffeine duties.

You need help? Yeah. No. Yeah. No.
Yeah.

So do you, like, know where
the new coffee pods are? Sure.

And at the same time,

fellow executive assistant
Emily Nash

is on a similar mission
all of her own.

WHIRRING

PHIL: I'm sorry, guys,
I'm sorry, Eric,

but, for me,
this is poor thinking.

We're in a great position
with David.

OK, so... The guy's a legend on and
off the pitch.

One of the finest
dead-ball kickers of all time,

without question.
Well, let's...

So what we do is we game-change
the optics here completely.

Yes?
What?

Fuck's sake. I mean, Eric, perhaps
you can

talk us through
Zurich's thinking here.

NARRATOR: In the meeting room,
it's starting to look as if

the signs are suddenly pointing

towards ex-American
star footballer

and style icon Megan Rapinoe,

instead of ex-British
star footballer

and style icon David Beckham

as official BLEEP ambassador
for the 2026 tournament.

So, of course, we love David.

Right.
How can you not?

For so many of us,
he is the son

we could never quite have.
Yeah, exactly. What?

Thank you, Emily.

With Qatar,
there was a moment in the sand,

and it was David's, of course.
But what we know about sand

is that it is shifting
underneath us

all the time, yes?
Right.

Perhaps we are
in a different moment today.

Si. Maybe we have a new story to
tell. Si, exacto.

So, with Rapinoe, you are
talking about the future. Yes?

OK... Not talking about the past.

The future
of the women's game, fine -

which is great, by the way.
Yeah. Right.

Yes. No. Of course.
Exactly.

So the future
of the women's game

is the future
of the men's game. Yes?

Exactly so.
Huh.

So, Eric...
KNOCKING ON GLASS

Uh, yes? Hi. Will. Come in.

So, Eric, just to be clear
about this,

because there's a lot
to process here...

NARRATOR: With global attention
focused on Thursday's announcement,

they're aware that there's
a lot still to get right,

and potentially even more
to get wrong.

I mean, so just to be clear,
are you saying, then, Eric...

Thanks, Will, great. Yeah.
No, that's fine. Thanks.

Yeah, so... No, that's fine, thanks.

OK, cool. I mean, just to clarify,
Eric, exactly where we are here.

GABRIELA: Sure. OK. One thing we do
know is

we're three days away
from this,

so we have to be
absolutely clear

about what we're doing
and why we're doing it.

That'd be something, right?

OK. You want to know
where we are here? Well...

I'll tell you where we are.
Where we are here is,

this was a fucking banana race.

Right.
Banana race?

Right? And no-one told
us. OK, well...

Turns out we backed a
fugazi. Right.

That's where we are.
Yes. Right. Good.

Will.
Yeah. Hi. Yeah.

I was trying to find you.
Yeah. I don't know.

NARRATOR: With the meeting over,
Ian has found Will in the kitchen.

I just thought
you might want this back.

What? Yeah, no, crap.
It's a bit sticky.

I'm not sure
if they're cappuccino proof.

I mean, they probably are.
Yeah. No worries. Yeah. Crap.

Also, whilst I'm here, I just
wanted to say actually...

Yeah, I know, yeah.
No. Hang on. Wait. I wanted to say

you don't need to apologise
for yourself -

generally, I mean.
OK, sorry.

Everyone knows who you are now.
Yeah, I know.

No, that's a good thing.
Oh, OK.

You're my assistant. I don't
quite know how that happened,

but you are. It's official.
So it's OK to act like you are.

OK, cool.
Yeah. I mean,

what are you doing in here
emptying the dishwasher,

for example? Yeah, I don't know.
It was beeping.

Yes. Well, anyway... Also,
whilst we're on the subject,

if it's OK with you...
Yeah. Cool. Yeah.

Hang on, I haven't said it yet. OK.
If it's OK with you,

I was going to put
your contact details

on my page on the website
and all my work social media

from now on. OK.

It'd be good for people to have
a first point of contact,

then we can have a system. OK, cool.
Yes, but when I tried

to add you, it wouldn't let me
for some reason. Right.

Just checking you've got
everything set up correctly.

Yeah, no. Say again.
You know,

with your Oversight account
and everything.

Yeah.
Right.

Yeah. No worries. Yeah. Cool.

GABRIELA: So she is young, yes?
She is... They. Excuse me?

They are. Exactly. Yes. They're
young, they're Gen Z,

they have their own channel and they
want to change the world.

We all want to change
the world.

I want to change the
world. Yeah. Me too. Exactly.

So you go over there,
you appear on the podcast live,

and you tell your story
to 3 million subscribers.

Not her story.
Right. Not THEIR story.

Exactly. No. Ours.
Right.

This is what I am saying. Yes.
Right.

I'm glad we got that straightened
out.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Sarah is with
VP Logistics and Execution

Owen Mitchell

and VP Optics and Narrative
Gabriela de la Rosa.

So we've been working on this
for a while now. Huh.

NARRATOR: With a strategy taking
shape for how to respond

to activist Alicia Byrd's
Call This Shit Out podcast,

she's taking them through

some ideas
her team has come up with.

OK. Wooden toothbrush.

Right.
Huh.

Made from 100%
recycled floorboards.

Yeah. Um...
Sure. It's perfect.

Absolutely, right?

Ay. Dios mio.

Oh, so they are really cool.
Oh, my God. Is this...?

Biodegradable condoms.

Jesus. Oh, my God. That's so cool.

So we're looking at products
that are relevant to the lives

of these young men
from all over the world.

And we give each player their own
Earth Bag. Bueno.

And what we're saying is,
"You guys can make a difference."

Right.
Exactly. This is

the perfect story to
tell. Thank you.

Just out of interest,
did you guys ever consider

biodegradable toothbrushes
and wooden condoms?

What? Yeah, cos that really would be
something, right?

OK,
so that's not actually funny.

No.
No. Right.

NARRATOR: Elsewhere,
Ian has gone to touch base

with BLEEP Chief Coordinating
Attache, Eric Van Dupuytrens.

Do you happen to know
how long he's going to be?

So, actually, I don't.
Right. No.

Would you like a
chair? No, thanks.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Like, you look amazing.
Oh, my God.

Like, it's not me.
It's the power of Megan, right?

Totally.
Spread the pink!

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, with news
spreading that Megan Rapinoe

is favourite to be the new
2026 official ambassador,

Social Media Team
Thought Leader Madison Flynn

and her team have come up
with an epic idea.

It would be, like,
millions of people

posting pictures of themselves
Rapinoed.

Right. Right. Whoever they are,

whatever they're doing,
wherever they are in the world.

Oh, my God. Like, I would totally do
that. Right. Me too.

We get this out there,

we drop it with
the announcement. I mean...

Pow!
Right?

#SpreadThePink.
Like boom!

Right.
Right. Right?

Yeah. Right. This is huge.

Like, this could be way bigger
than Covid, right?

Yeah... Right. Like, I can totally
see that.

Yeah. Right, right, right.

Ian?
Yes. Hi.

I'm sorry.
Have you been waiting long?

Uh, well, you know.
Then again,

we know that time will pass

whether we are waiting
for it or not. Yes?

Yes. Please. Thank you, Emily.

NARRATOR: Back over in the real
world, meanwhile,

Ian has finally made it
all the way into Eric's office.

He's keen to clarify
a few things

in relation to Thursday's ambassador
announcement.

LOUD SPEECH ON TV
So just to be absolutely clear

about this, are you...?

Actually, could we turn this
down a bit? Is that OK?

Of course. It's just a bit difficult
to, you know... Absolutely. Yes.

Great. Thanks.

TV: It's the active
smart penetration. Wow!

So just to be
absolutely clear...

VOLUME DECREASES
...are you saying that Zurich

has actually been in contact
with Megan Rapinoe about this?

Well, we can say this is a
dynamic situation as we speak.

Right. OK. Right.

What we know is that
the president is his own man.

Yes. Well,
that's great. In fact,

I believe it was Yoko Ono who
actually suggested the idea to him.

Yoko Ono? I believe so. Yes.
Well. OK.

Uh, actually, no,
I am going to ask this -

what was he doing
with Yoko Ono?

Well... So they are
old friends, of course.

Of course. Yes. Truly an
extraordinary woman.

Yes. Well, anyway, um, but just
to be clear about one thing...

Of course. There are a number of
ways

this could play out,
quite a lot of them not good.

One thing I know
isn't going to happen.

I'm not doing this.
Ah, yes.

I'm not telling David.
Yes.

If this is Zurich's decision,
fine, that's great.

Completely.
But it's their duty

to speak with him.
No, completely.

And that needs to happen now.

Then we can say that is,
without question,

something that can be done.

Right.
Exactly so.

TV VOLUME INCREASES

Ah. Die Deutschen lieben
ihre Pflegecreme. Ja?

Ja. Yes.

JINGLE ON TV

IAN: Well, I mean,
it's lovely, obviously.

Well, thank you, Ian.
No, really. I mean...

Well, I mean,
it's got a really nice feel.

I will say... So, there are
fancier apartments,

but what you want is somewhere
that feels like a safe space

to come back to, right?
Yes. Well, I mean...

When you come in, whatever
else is happening in the world?

Yes, yes. No. It's great.

NARRATOR: It's Wednesday morning,

and in a busy week,

Sarah has found time
before work to show Ian around

the condo she moved to
with her daughter, Lily,

two years ago,

when she left her then-husband
after finding out some things.

Well, so, um, in terms
of the practicalities...

Sure. Because we haven't really

talked about that.
Absolutely.

Yes, I mean,
what are the practicalities?

Right. So I moved out already,
as you know. OK.

It was always supposed
to be temporary. Right.

So now it's going to be sold.
At least I thought it was.

But it turns out

there are some technicalities
around that, legally,

which I didn't know about and which
are taking some time. Right.

I won't get into the details,
if that's OK with you.

No, of course.

This stuff is complicated,
right? Yes.

But in the meantime, it's here,
right? Yes.

Right. So...

So, just to say,
from my point of view, though,

it would all have to be,
you know...

Oh, my gosh.
You know,

I absolutely wouldn't want
any special...

Oh, my gosh, that's so British.

Well, OK, But anyway, still.

So we're both grown-ups here, right?

Yes. Well, I mean... Neither of us
planned this.

Yes. You mean...?
This condo is empty.

Right. For whatever reasons.
Yes.

There's this British guy in Miami
looking for somewhere. Yes.

Like I said, neither of us planned
it this way, but sometimes...

Yes. ..it's like, why would this not
happen, right?

Yes.

ZACH ON VIDEO: OK. So this...

MIA: Woo.
Thank you.

Hey. Nice catch.
Thank you.

This is a genuine,
bona fide official

BLEEP 2026
soccer ball. MAN: OK.

And it could be yours,
right? Yeah...

All you have to do is agree
to get Rapinoed today.

Rapinoed? Right. Because, starting
today

we are going to Rapinoeify
the world.

OK.
Rapinoe!

One person at a
time. Rapinoe!

And you could be number one.
Spread the pink!

NARRATOR: In the meantime,
the social media team

have been out trialling their
new Spread The Pink campaign

in the real IRL.

I don't want
the soccer ball.

OK, cool.
Like, why would I?

OK. It's gone.
Woo!

Like, I get it. Like, I get
Megan Rapinoe. She's great. Right.

But I kind of like my hair
the way it is, you know?

Right, right, right. Like, it's part
of who I am.

Right. I like your hair too. We love
your hair.

Like, I like my hair too,
right? Right.

And I did it, right? Right.

I mean, right. Right?

Right, right.

OK. So...
That's it?

Yeah. I mean...
That's all we've got?

So this is like a try-out. This was
just like

this super random guy,
right? Totally.

Megan Rapinoe is here tomorrow.

Right. Megan Rapinoe will be here.

Right. So this is like
proof of concept, right?

Proof of concept?
Yeah. Right, right, right.

There's half a million people
in this city.

So what this shows is
you literally only need one guy

to say yes here, right? What?

One guy. Literally.
Yeah. Right, right, right.

Crap.

Will?
ERROR ALERT BOINGS

Yeah. No, crap. Are you OK?

Well, yeah, I don't know. It won't
accept my face. OK.

NARRATOR: Later in the day,
it's the afternoon,

and Will Humphries is busy

trying to activate his official
Oversight email account

as Ian's actual assistant.

You set up facial recognition
already, right?

Well, yeah, I don't know.

Like, it says, "Hello, face,"
but it won't accept it.

Fortunately for him,

Social Media Sentiment Curator
Mia So isn't far away.

OK, cool. You're looking
right at the camera.

OK. So eyes open.
OK. Crap. Yeah.

OK. Just analysing
your features here.

OK. Thanks.

The software.

Oh, yeah, no, crap.

FANFARE PLAYS
OK. You're all done.

OK.
You're accepted.

You're all set.
Cool.

So there was nothing wrong
with your face, right?

Yeah. Like, whenever
I have my photo taken,

I always look the same.

OK.

So, that's a bad thing?

Yeah.
OK.

Well, yeah, I think so.
Yeah. Right.

GABRIELA ON PHONE: She has
landed already. She is here.

IAN: Well, that's good news.
Excellent.

NARRATOR: It's Thursday, and
Ian is on his way across town.

GABRIELA: She loves
Spread The Pink. Oh, my God,

she loves it. Right. So that turned
out

to be quite a good idea
in the end.

Exactly. Yes.
So this is my job, no?

Yes. Good.

NARRATOR: With Gabriela
stationed at the airport

to meet incoming 2026
ambassador Megan Rapinoe,

this is a big day
for the game of soccer,

for BLEEP
and for optics everywhere.

So, look...
GABRIELA: Oh, my God,

I can see her!
Right.

She is here.
I can see her pink hair!

So I'll...
Hola! Megan! I'll...

Estas aqui, en Miami!
I'll make sure everyone's...

LINE BEEPS
Oh, right, she's gone.

Right. OK, good.

NARRATOR: By ten o'clock,

Ian has arrived
at the Krassman Center

for Performative Culture
and Arts in Brickell.

Eric, it's Ian.
Just to say I've arrived.

Not sure if you're here already

or whether you heard
that Megan has landed,

which is a relief, obviously,
but... Jesus Christ!

Anyway, I'm here, so, er,

give me a call or message me
and we'll speak soon. OK. Bye.

Will!
Yeah. Hi. Yeah.

So I got here early.
Yes.

I found out where the coffee is and
they gave me your lanyard.

Great. Thanks. Yeah. It's for your
neck. Yes.

So, I mean, obviously,
this is none of my business,

but, I mean, what happened
with the...?

What? Yeah, no. When I said you
don't need

to apologise for yourself,
I didn't necessarily mean

dyeing your hair pink.
Yeah, I know.

Yeah, like it was
Mia's idea. Right. OK.

Yeah. So I had to pretend
to be this ordinary guy.

Ordinary?
Like on the street,

like for this video,
Spread The Pink.

Yes. Well, it's one way of making
yourself visible, I suppose. Yeah.

I mean, not that
it doesn't suit you, obviously.

Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, that's what David said.

Yes. Right. David who?
Yes, so David Beckham.

David Beckham? Yeah. I know, pretty
cool.

He's here. He's fucking here!

Right. OK.
Yeah, I actually got

some coffee for him.
That's how I know where it is.

INDISTINCT

ALICIA: So I'm here
with Head of Sustainability

and Climate Strategy
for the 2026 BLEEP Cup,

Sarah Campbell.
Absolutely.

Sarah, thanks for coming
on the show today.

Absolutely.
It's nice to be here.

Great. So as we know,
the 2026 World BLEEP

is going to be hosted
by the US, Canada and Mexico

and is going to be one of the
biggest environmental disasters

in, like, forever.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, VP
Sustainability and Climate Strategy

Sarah Campbell

has gone across town
to fashionable Wynwood

to appear live on activist
Alicia Byrd's daily podcast

and take control
of the narrative.

So, you've got, like,
2,500 miles

between Mexico City and Vancouver.
Yes.

And 2,700 miles between
Boston and San Francisco?

Exactly. Right. So you're not going

to be making those journeys
on a bike, right?

Well, that's... No, you're going to
be,

like, 38,000 feet, whatever,

burning fossil fuel
like it's going out of style.

Well, but so... Which it
literally is. Right?

Well, no, because...
I mean, yes, it is,

but that's the point.

So, our logistics are unique, absolutely.

But that's why we have
a unique opportunity

to raise awareness
around those issues.

OK. Wow.
Environmentally,

2026 is a once-in-a-lifetime
chance to make a difference.

Yeah, I think I get it now.
Truly.

Right. The bigger the disaster
you are environmentally,

the more you raise awareness
of how catastrophic that is.

Absolutely. Excuse me? I can see
that working. No.

You know what?
That's actually pretty neat.

No.

NARRATOR: Back at the Krassman
Center, meanwhile,

with Megan Rapinoe
and her people now arrived

and in the room
with David Beckham

and his people
at the same time,

it looks like they've ended up

with at least one too many
ambassadors

and quite possibly
too many people.

Ian, welcome.
Yes.

You remember Amy, of course?

Amy. Yes.
Hi, Ian.

Who has actually flown in from LA.
Really? Indeed so.

Well, you gotta be here
for this, right?

Absolutely, yes. And here you are.
Right. Yes.

So, Eric, shall we just have
a quick catch-up

on practicalities?
Of course, yes.

Well, if you'll forgive us
for a moment.

Sure. You guys do
what you gotta do, right?

NARRATOR: In his official role as
BLEEP's Director of Integrity,

Ian has suddenly found himself
dealing with

what can only be described
as a situation.

What have you told him?
What have you said to them?

So the president is
in a meeting with Elton John.

Elton John?
Apparently,

he cannot be disturbed.

We agreed that, if they wanted
Megan Rapinoe,

Zurich were going
to have to handle David. Yes.

We agreed that. Exactly.
So what happened?

So what we can say is
that what we know

is that once the referee
has blown his whistle,

then the game has started

and no-one can know
how it ends.

OK. If it's OK with you,
I'm going to ignore that

because I don't know
what it means.

Absolutely. Yes, of course. Yes.

OK, so what happens here is,

what we do, we control this.
Yes? Right.

Someone has to tell David. Yes.
Someone has to tell him.

Absolutely, yes.
Yes, I know that.

Si, that is what I am saying -
before it is too late.

Yes. OK. So? Or someone has to tell
Megan, I guess.

What?!
Excuse me?

Well, no, that's a whole other...
No way. Right?

Tell Megan?
Yeah.

No way.

With important people's people now
starting to talk to each other

in the room, Ian's job is to keep his
team calm in a situation

where everyone knows
that that's, by some margin,

the least sensible option.

This is not OK. It's one or the
other now, basically.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry, but
for me...

No, no, no.
...it's a no-brainer.

No soy estupido, OK?
Yeah. What?

I know what you're doing
and you're not doing it, OK?

Look, this isn't helping, OK?

What we've managed to establish
is that someone needs

to tell somebody
something. Exactly.

Yeah, exactly.
Any moment now...

Oh, they're coming.
Right. OK.

All right, here we go.
Brace for impact, guys.

Engage your core. Sorry, I have to
take this.

Presidente! Come va?

RECEDING: Si, pronto!

Hi, guys.
Hey, Amy. Hey, Kim.

Hi.
Yes. Hi.

Those are so cool.
Bamboo socks.

Right.
They're bamboo,

but they're actually washable
and reusable,

just like regular socks.

So why not just gift them
regular socks, then?

Excuse me?
It's just like

organic cotton
is literally one of the most

environmentally friendly
materials we have.

But these are bamboo.

NARRATOR: Back over in Wynwood,

Sarah has unleashed
her big idea on Alicia Byrd.

100% recycled floorboards.
Of course. Yeah.

Whoa! Wait!

OK, so they're really cool.

No way!
So we wanted to focus

on products that are relevant
to these young men, but...

And also to women, obviously.

But also...
And to other more people of...

Really just pretty much
everybody, you know -

following our theme
of raising awareness.

Right, right.

Hence, things like wooden
condoms and biodegradable...

Wooden condoms?!
No, wait. Excuse me.

Holy fuck! No! Wooden toothbrushes.

Guys, I think we just
got ourselves a world first!

LAUGHTER
Wooden condoms, everybody.

WHOOPING
No.

NARRATOR: In the meantime,
at the Krassman Center,

with the clock ticking down
relentlessly,

there had been some intense
negotiations behind the scenes.

So, cutting to the chase,
we might have a solution

that I think I can say
everyone is happy with -

if happy is the right
word. Perfect.

NARRATOR: The new plan is for the
event to become

a symbolic passing of the baton
from one icon to another,

with David Beckham
as outgoing ambassador

passing an official BLEEP
2026 football to Megan Rapinoe

as incoming ambassador.

The future of the game is now
in different, equally safe

but, in the end, pinker hands.

OK.
Ay, Dios mio. OK, cool.

Yeah. Cool. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Genius. Luckily, one
good thing about it -

if Amy and Kim
can sell that as an idea

to their respective clients,
all we need now is a football.

Sure.
OK.

An official BLEEP one, obviously.
Exactly. Yes. Cool.

Yeah. So...
Yeah. No. Great.

OK. OK. OK.
Oh, great!

What?
No way.

Oh, of course.
Like, no way.

NARRATOR: But as is often the case
with the best ideas,

it's all about the detail.

And in this case,
the problem is

that they haven't got the one
detail they actually need.

I mean, there must be a
sport shop somewhere near here.

OK, so there's a Dick's
in Overtown,

A Dick's? Yeah. No, there is. Yeah.

Where's Overtown?
OK. So...

Where's Overtown? Yeah.
WILL: Yeah. No.

OK, so it's four miles away.
Four miles? WILL: Crap.

20 minutes by car.

20 minutes? Great.

Yeah. No, crap.
Sorry, Will...

Yeah.
Can you just...?

Yeah, no. No, really,
we're trying to...

Yeah, no, cos I've got one.
What?

Yeah, in my bag. Yeah.
You've got a football?

Yeah, I don't know. Like, they gave
it to me when they did this.

Right?
There you go.

Oh, my God.
Oh, Will, that's... OK, cool.

What can I say?

Will, de mi corazon ahora si
que sacaste las pelotas, no?

Yeah. No question. Yeah.
Yeah. No worries. Yeah, cool.

It's now in different,
equally safe

but, in the end, pinker hands.

So perhaps we can say
the big moment has arrived. Yes?

CORONATION ANTHEM PLAYS
Guys, please.

APPLAUSE AND WHOOPING

DAVID:
Yeah. There you go. Hold that.

NARRATOR: Finally, after being
moments away from disaster

all morning, it's starting to look as
if

it might actually be too late
for that.

REPORTERS CLAMOUR

Danke schon. Danke schon.
Grazie. Grazie. Grazie mille.

NARRATOR: With the event over,

it's time to assess how things
have landed on social media.

And there's general agreement
in Zurich and beyond

that things have not
just gone perfectly,

but exactly as planned.

ERIC: We try. Yes? We try.

NARRATOR: But football is a funny
game, and it turns out

that this is a day
on which other things

are landing on social media
at the same time,

and not in a good way.

SARAH: Wooden condoms
and biodegradable...

Wooden condoms?! Wooden condoms and
biodegradable... Wooden condoms?!

Wooden condoms and...

Right. OK.

How could she have done this? Well,
hang on.

It's literally
everywhere. Exactly.

Like Nicki Minaj
has just reposted it.

Bueno.
SHE CURSES

So first of all, before we start
blaming anyone...

Exactly. I prepare with her
especially for this,

then she scores an own goal. OK, so
let's just...

PHONE BUZZES
Oh, hang on.

Sarah? Yes. Hi.

NARRATOR: At the end of the day,

it's never over
until it's over,

and it's one game at a time.

Well, as it happens,
I have, yes.

I've just seen it, yes.
So that's all good.

Yes. So, I mean...

Sarah?

Sarah, are you OK?

Sarah?