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Monday morning in Miami,
somewhere in Florida,

and Ian Fletcher is on a journey.

The 2026 Soccer World BLEEP
is to be co-hosted by the US,

in competition with
Canada and Mexico,

in what will be the biggest sporting
event the world has ever seen.

Ian's here because
he's been recruited by BLEEP,

the organising body
for world football

which we're unable to name
for legal reasons -

to lead its 2026 Oversight team
in Miami

in a key new post
of Director of Integrity.

He's arriving at a moment
when, in a divided world,

sport means more to us
than it's ever meant.

And this is a post that's been
specially created for him

by BLEEP's previous
Director of Integrity, who left.

Ian.
Eric, hi.

Welcome to Oversight.
Ah, yes...

N-no... Very good...

My God, who knew you were so big?

We met on Zoom.
For all I know, you are a pygmy.

Yes. Turns out you are a giant.

Well, I wouldn't...
It's the modern condition.

We are in each other's faces
more than ever.

But from the neck down,
we are in uncharted waters.

Yes, well, it's very good
to be here, anyway.

Let me introduce you.

So, everybody!
The special one is with us!

APPLAUSE, BELL JANGLES

Well...

Thank you.
Well, thank you, thank you.

I was just saying to Eric, it's
great to be here and to see you all.

Woo!

OK, so, let me show you.

We have your own desk for you,
I think. Right.

Emily? Yes.

Eric Van Dupuytrens is
mostly Belgian

and is in Miami as BLEEP
Chief Coordinating Attache

from their headquarters in Zurich.

Right. OK.

So, here we are.
Yes.

We are in the very centre of things, yes?

Yes. No, I mean, it's right
in the middle, isn't it?

Yes...

OK. So, welcome.
So, I will leave you now.

Apologies if I have taken
too much of your time already.

No. And in the meantime, if I need
anything, I can ask Emily, is it?

Yes.
Yes.

Even though BLEEP
is based in Switzerland,

Ian's first task
is to establish his place

in a corporate culture
which is irretrievably American.

OK, great. So, shall we make
some sort of start?

Of course.
Oh, my God, so British!

By ten o'clock, Ian is chairing
his first-ever meeting

of the Oversight team's
Strategic Operations Group, or SOG.

So, first of all,
I just wanted to say hi, really,

maybe introduce myself a bit.

Hi. Yes.

And perhaps say something about
the journey we're all on together.

Great.

It's a crack squad of
individual men or women chosen

from soccer authorities right
across the three host nations

and assembled here in Miami
to see what happens.

As some of you might know,
I was lucky enough to be involved

in the 2012 Olympic Games in London.

Oh, my God. So great.

The Opening Ceremony!
Sure.

You had Mr Bean.
The Queen falls out of a helicopter!

Great.
Oh, my God. Brilliant.

So, just to clarify, guys,
it wasn't like she fell.

She was wearing a parachute.
OK, well...

Yes... Either way, OK, you had
the Queen coming out of the sky. No?

Yeah. Still pretty neat.
Yes. Well, anyway,

what I realise now,
that turns out to have been

just base camp on the way towards
an altogether higher...

DOOR OPENS

...and more momentous peak.
For sure.

So, there are going to be
challenging days on the way up.

Yeah. Yeah, 100%.

And we'll be relying on each other
every step of the way.

But when we get to...
Thank you, Emily.

...when we get to the top,
which, by the way, we will,

I think the view is going to be
pretty incredible for all of us.

Can I just say -
that is so beautiful, Ian.

Well, no... Truly.

Yeah. Great stuff.

Uh, but anyway, in the meantime...

With fewer than 200 days to go
to the opening game

at the Estadio Azteca
in Mexico City,

the most pressing item in Ian's
inbox is the official announcement

of the semifinal venues on Friday.

It's a big moment,
both for the Oversight team

and for the two cities in question,
wherever they turn out to be.

And am I right in thinking that,
as of now, ie, today, Monday,

we haven't finalised where
those venues are?

Oh, my God. Nope. We have not.
Correct.

Right... Guys, do not get me
started on this, please.

No. OK. Let's not.

My name is
Gabriela de la Rosa

and I am VP Optics and Narrative
at 2026 Oversight.

So, when you host a tournament
like this, what are you doing?

What you are doing is you are
telling a story about who you are,

and you're telling
this story to the world.

Right. Yes.
So, then, in this case,

when you've got
three host nations...

Sure.

...uh, how do you decide
which story you're telling?

OK. For sure.
This is a challenge, yes. Yes.

So, I played 207 games for
Club Deportivo Guadalajara

in the Liga MX Femenil.

I represented Mexico
on the world stage 35 times.

I was CMO at the Federacion Mexicana
de Futbol Asociacion

for three years.

I am proud to be a Mexican woman.
Right.

This is my story, so, this is
the story I'm telling, yes?

Right, yes.

I mean, essentially, it looks like
we're down to a shortlist

of three possible venues for
two games, which, I have to say,

doesn't sound too difficult
in principle.

Good.

The idea of making
a last-minute decision

about something as crucial as
the venues for the 2026 semifinals

is one of a number of outstanding
projects bequeathed to him

by Ian's predecessor
as Director of Integrity.

I mean, Owen, perhaps with your
logistics hat on, do you want to

just take us through the headlines
with each of the options?

OK. I mean, if that's OK with you.

No, sure. OK. I'll give it a shot.

Um...

So, uh...

Vancouver, LA and Miami.

Three very different options here.

So, Miami we know, of course,

because we can pretty much
see it out the window.

So, I am Owen Mitchell and I am VP
Logistics and Execution here at...

Well, you know where we are.

I didn't choose that title,
by the way.

I have also been the Chief
Operating Officer at Canada Soccer

for the past eight years,
in case you're interested, and...

So, basically,
you're responsible

for the practicalities
of the whole thing.

Really? Jesus.

I'm still trying to figure out
how the coffee machine works.

I mean,
planning, infrastructure,

transport, everything.

I don't know.
I guess somebody must be.

Hey, maybe it is me.

Then, LA over there
on the west coast.

What can you say?
12 million people.

What they're all really doing there,
we don't know.

Stadium, functioning airport,
hotels, palm trees.

So, everything pretty much
where it ought to be.

That is when parts of it
aren't literally on fire.

Oh, my gosh. And you discount the
existence of the San Andreas Fault.

Our poor world, right?

Yeah. And then...

...Vancouver, up there in Canada.

What can I tell you? The BC Stadium
out there on False Creek,

you can walk there
from the SkyTrain station,

and you hear the harbour seals
calling out in English Bay.

When it comes to issues like
the venues for the semifinals,

Owen's job is to bring his
wealth of practical experience

and knowledge to bear
for the benefit of the whole group.

Right.
Well, thank you for that, Owen.

Sure. That's really helpful.
Yeah. Right.

This is a key decision
in so many ways. Yep.

Oh, my gosh. Right.

I mean, Sarah, from
an environmental point of view...

Absolutely.
So, financially, it's huge.

Yes.
Financially?

Like, we're not trying
to save the world here, right?

Excuse me?
Fuck's sake.

What do you mean, we're not
trying to save the world here?

That's exactly
what we're trying to do.

Well, I mean, shall we..?

OK. And, guys, we have not talked
about Guadalajara yet, yes?

Right? So...
Jesus. Guadalajara?

Yes.
So, just a detail.

Guadalajara is not
actually on the shortlist.

Exactly. This is what I'm saying.

It is not on the shortlist.
Yes, I mean...

So, excuse my language here
but, like, what is this?

Like, what the fuck?
Didn't we cover this?

We're not doing this
for shits and giggles, right?

Excuse me?

Honestly, I don't know why we're
even talking about this!

So, I'm Nick Castellano.

I'm VP Business and Legal at 2026
Oversight, as well as at US Soccer,

so, basically, that's everything,
the whole kit and caboodle.

You name it, it comes through me.

Do you want
to be a bit more specific?

Specific?
Yeah. Maybe some examples.

Listen, I'm trying
to save you time here.

What is this, the Supreme Court?

I mean, just looking at it,

with the opening game
in Mexico City

and the final in New York -
in other words, in the US -

is there an argument that
at least one of these semifinals

should take place in Canada,

which would mean Vancouver
in this case, obviously?

Don't look at me.

I mean, I don't know,
does that help at all?

Oh, my gosh.

Ja, gewijs. Ja, natuurlijk. Ja.

With the meeting over,
Ian has come to have a word

with BLEEP Chief Coordinating
Attache Eric Van Dupuytrens

who is visible in his office
talking on his phone.

So, Eric is busy right now.

Yes.
He's actually in a meeting.

A meeting?
Yes. Yeah. I just... It's OK.

I just wanted to have a quick word,
if that's OK... Sure.

...when he's finished?

If you could email me some times.
What? No...

Ian! Yes. Hi. You are here?

Yes. You are still with us?

Yes. No. I was just wondering
if you had a moment.

A moment?
Yes. Of course, yes. Of course.

And what is life but moments?
We must spend them wisely.

Yes. Thank you, Emily. Yes.

Really, she is a force of nature.
Yes... Truly.

In fact, I don't know
whether you remember this,

but I think
there was some mention

of me having an Emily of my own
at some point.

Absolutely, yes. Yes.

I don't know if you need
to talk to Zurich about that.

No-one has been in contact
with you about this?

No. Not yet. No.

So, then, I apologise.
I think we have good news here.

Oh? Yes.

Uh, perhaps we can say,
"Watch this space."

I will unleash Emily on this
immediately.

Right.
Then, we can say, "Look out!"

Yes. Please.

In theory,
Eric acts as a conduit,

not just between Zurich and
Miami, but also vice versa.

And already, even at the end
of the first meeting,

we move forward. Vancouver -

a decision. Yes...

I think we can call this a result.

So I wanted to ask you
about process here...

On his first day in the job,

Ian is keen to get up to speed
with who people are,

how things work
and what that means.

And when it comes to the other
semifinal, LA or Miami...

Yes.
So, this... So, this email

about this Miami Day thing
on Friday?

Yes.

Which I'm supposed to be making
some sort of speech at?

Evidently so.
In which case, first of all,

what is it exactly?

Miami Day. Yes.

Well, yes. Exactly. What is it?

So what we know is that Americans,

they love to have days.

Right. Well, then,

perhaps we can say
this is something

that is exactly
what it sounds like.

Right. OK.

I hope that helps. Yes. Well...

Personally, I am looking
forward to it. Good.

But with the semifinals announcement

coming on the same day,

I mean, is that just a coincidence

or is there something else
going on here?

Ah, yes. Exactly. Who can say?

Right. Yes.

By the next morning,
it's a new day in downtown Miami.

It's day two.

Good morning. Hi. Yes.

Going up?
Yes. Well, I hope so, anyway.

Absolutely.
LIFT DINGS

So, I just want to say
it's so great you're here, Ian.

Oh. Thank you. That's... Truly.

Well... And it's so great

you're sitting at Bill's desk,
you know.

Right, yes.

And you're British, too, right?
Which makes it, I don't know...

Well, I can't do anything
about that.

Actually, it's kind of wonderful.

Well, thanks, anyway. Thank you.

LIFT DINGS AND DOORS OPEN

OK, so, then,
the raw sewage is pumped

from underground collecting tanks

back up to ground level
for treatment,

which separates water
from what we call sludge.

OK. Yeah.

So that's how that happens.

Wow. That's awesome.

By nine o'clock,

VP Sustainability and
Climate Strategy Sarah Campbell

is in a virtual meeting
all of her own making.

So, there are companies

that specialise
in the removal of fats,

oils and grease, known as FOAG,

or otherwise high-strength
waste from waste water.

OK. Like, they have tankers

and they go all over the city
literally sucking this stuff up

out of drains. Wow.

I know, right? Uh, so...

So what we discovered
is that if you add FOAG

to the digester
at the critical point,

the chemical reaction supercharges
the biogas production,

enabling us to literally double
the production of gas

and therefore double
our electricity production.

Right. OK.

But here's where
it gets interesting, right?

Absolutely.

My name is Sarah Campbell

and I'm VP Sustainability
and Climate Strategy

here at 2026 Oversight.

Essentially, it involves
putting the environment

at the heart of everything
we do to deliver a 2026

that's at the very least
carbon neutral.

In an ideal world, and I truly
believe it's possible,

we would be putting carbon
back into the environment

as a net result of everything we do.

Are you sure
you don't mean taking carbon

out of the environment?
Excuse me?

Otherwise...
Absolutely, right, exactly.

I truly believe it's possible.

33 million room nights
in LA hotels last year.

A direct visitor spend
of $24 billion.

Right. And those are big numbers.
Yes. Well, they are numbers.

This morning,
with one of the semifinals

already assigned to Vancouver,
the team is under pressure

to choose between the last two
shortlisted cities,

Miami and Los Angeles,
for the remaining game

before the official announcement of
venues on Friday.

I mean, in the end, I suppose
what we need to consider...

OK. OK. OK.
So this is a no-brainer, right?

Well... Los Angeles has eight
matches already. Right.

Eight! Jesus.
They have a quarterfinal already.

They had the Olympic Games in 1984.

The Olympic Games?
I think that's different.

LA is LA. We know what it is.
It is oatmeal and Mounjaro.

What? Mm.

It is La-La-La land, like the movie.
La-La. Excuse me?

It's not La-La-La. OK.

Yeah. La-La. Right. Well...

You know, I did not think we
would end up getting into this.

Guadalajara is not on
the fucking shortlist, OK?

This is not about Guadalajara.
We are not going back there.

This is about the story
we are telling.

And, plus, no, it's not
a fucking story, Gabriela!

Shall we come...
Am I a fucking five-year-old?

Well... Don't answer that. OK?

So, we calculate
that with the increase

in stadium capacity from 30,000
to 45,000 for the tournament...

Like, there's a sweet spot
for this technology.

Right. Close to...

A microbiologist
both by training

and by temperament,

Mathew Jones is leading a
flagship environmental project

at the BMO stadium in Toronto,

where 6 of the 104
2026 matches will be played.

And the good news is
that everybody poops

about a pound per day,
give or take, right?

And... Great.

...we calculate that
if we can increase that

by just a small margin...
Wait... Increase it? Right.

By just a small margin.

Then we think the stadium

could be completely self-sustaining,

which would be, like... a first.

Wow. All just by taking
the city's FOAG

and co-digesting it with our sludge.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I mean, for me,

with LA, you had Beckham,
LA Galaxy -

2007-'08, the glory years.

Yeah, right.
You had Steven Gerrard,

Robbie Keane, Ashley Cole. Yes.

Excuse me?
It's iconic. It's showbiz.

OK, so, first of all,
Ashley Cole is not iconic, OK?

Well, that... He's not.

What I'm saying is, you got
all these statistics, right -

OK, fine, that's great. I get it.

But I'm sorry,

but for me, football
is about emotion, right?

And there's something
about LA, you know.

Well...
You can't put it into words.

No, evidently not.

So, I'm Phil Plank.
People call me Woody.

From Manchester, originally.
You can probably hear that.

Warrington, actually,

but over here nobody knows
where that is,

so I just say Manchester.

And I'm VP on Pitch Protocols
for 2026 Oversight.

I was playing football

back in the UK,
had trials for Oldham Athletic,

had a few games for the second team.

I actually played against
Phil Neville once

when he was coming back from injury.
So, yeah, beat that.

I mean, Owen, as VP Logistics
and Execution...

I did not choose that title,
by the way.

No, but in that role anyway...

Where have you landed with this?

Right. So, for me,
this whole thing,

I mean, I'm Canadian.
What do I care?

It's, like, Vancouver
and someplace else.

Right. No, but really,

all in all, in my gut,
I guess I would go

Miami. Great. Of course!

As the semifinal
debate continues,

it's beginning to look
as if opinion in the room

is now universally divided.

DOOR OPENS
Ah, right, Eric.

So, apologies, everyone.
What can we say?

When you are in the Zoom,
where are you?

You are everywhere
and you are nowhere.

Yes. Yeah, right.

So, what is the score here?
Do we have a result?

Right. Yes. Well, it's a good
time to arrive, actually.

It looks like we might need
a casting vote.

Me? Yes, I mean...

No, I'm sorry. What?

I cannot be involved.
I'm afraid I am the conduit only.

Absolutely. Yeah, right.

Especially with something like this.
Right. Perhaps we can say,

"Cometh the hour, cometh the man."

Yes? What?

Right. Yes.

By the end of the week,
it's Friday morning

and Ian is on his way across
town to the Krassman Center

for Performative Culture and
Arts for the Miami Day thing,

whatever that turns out to be.

So, why Miami in the end?

Well, someone had
to make a decision, I suppose.

Yes, but why Miami, though?
Why not LA?

Right. Yes. I mean,
LA is great, obviously,

but in the end...
I mean, what do I know?

I've only been here a few days.

But somehow it just feels...
PHONE BUZZES

Oh, actually, I'd better
just take this.

Sure. Gabriela. Hi.

No, I haven't. Why?

Dallas and Atlanta? What do
you mean, Dallas and Atlanta?

What the hell did they come from?

No, I know where they are.

I know we did.
But just when it looked

as if the decisions on
semifinal venues had been made,

suddenly there's the sound
of goalposts moving.

Yes, I know it is.

I know we have. Yes, I know.
Actually, Gabriela,

can you come back into English
for a second?

Great. Gracias.

Power of Poop? Right. OK...

Meanwhile, back at Oversight HQ,

Sarah is in a meeting with
the 2026 social media team.

#PowerOfPoop.
Like, we really like that.

Totally. Yeah, like, dude.

OK...

They've been working on ideas

for giving her Waste-Water Future
campaign more grippiness

in a famously slippery
social media world.

I don't know, "Waste-Water Future"
just seems more...

...I don't know, I guess...
OK, so, this has got to pop. Right.

Right, and truth is,
poop pops, right?

Sure. Totally.

I guess... maybe we could
just try it, right?

Sure. Totally.

See what happens. Right.

I mean, if it doesn't work...
So, it's done.

...we could... Excuse me?

It's done. I just posted it. Cool.

OK. Sure.
Like, this is gonna be so cool.

Right. Totally.
Right, right, right.

♪ O say, can you see

♪ By the dawn's early light... ♪

Across town at the Krassman
Center for Performative Arts,

things are getting serious,

particularly since
the Oversight team

have just received
an email from Zurich

ahead of the announcement
this afternoon

confirming that the 2026 semifinals

will be played in the cities
of Dallas and Atlanta,

neither of which is anywhere
near either Vancouver

or, especially, Miami.

♪ Land of the free

♪ And the home of the...

♪ ..brave! ♪

WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE

I pledge allegiance to the Flag

of the United States of America

and to the Republic for
which it stands,

one Nation under God,
indivisible,

with liberty and justice for all.

Thank you, guys. Truly.

May I invite you all now, please,

to remain standing,

as I have the honour,

as Mayor of the City of
Miami County,

of introducing
the chair and founder

of Miami First Enterprise,

Daniel Krassman!

CHEERING

Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

Wow. Thank you so much, guys.
Thank you.

Guys, please.
Please, be seated. Thank you.

Thank you, Mayor Santos.
Thanks, Juan Diego.

Elected officials, distinguished
guests and other people,

thank you for being with us today.

CHEERING

So, first of all,

I want to welcome members
of the 2026 Oversight team

for taking the time
to be with us here today.

Welcome, guys.

It's truly an honour for us
to have you with us.

Whoo! And I want to say

a personal thanks to you
for choosing Miami,

this great city of ours

and the soccer capital of the USA!

CHEERING

Thank you for choosing us
as host city

for seven great games already!

CHEERING

What can I say?

You guys have made
the right choices...

...up to now.

And hopefully it's not over yet.

Miami First! You know it!

Miami First! Miami First!

Miami First!

Say what?

Miami First! Say it again!

Miami First!

I can't hear you! Miami First!

Miami First! I can't hear you!

Miami First!

CHEERING

So, I believe I'm right
in saying Eric is in Atlanta.

Eric's in Atlanta?
Yes, exactly.

Yeah. No,
he's completely gone. Yeah.

If it wasn't clear what
the Miami Day thing was about,

it is now. So, Eric is not replying.
Yeah, right.

OK. Well...

His notifications silenced.
Fuck's sake.

It looks as if the dignitaries
at Miami First

have timed Miami Day
deliberately to coincide with

the announcement
of the semifinal venues,

on the assumption
that they'd got one.

But the problem
for the Oversight team

is that apparently they haven't.

Wanna know what this is?
He's playing that audience

like a fucking violin
out there. Well... It's a shakedown,

it's a lay-off,
it's a ham and cheese sandwich!

Yes. Well, whatever it is...
DOOR OPENS

Oh, OK. Yes?

Excuse me. Right.

So, we're busy, yes? Sure. OK.

Run. Thank you.
Anyway, the point is,

we can't stay in here.
Essentially, we're in a toilet

and we're going to have
to come out.

Yeah, nice one.
So, when you're on the pitch,

attack is the best form
of defence, yes? Right.

What? Without a doubt.
What the fuck does that mean?

I mean, is there anything
we can give them instead?

This is what I am saying.
So, like what?

Well, I don't know.
Some fucking flowers?

Just something as a kind of...
Just to make it seem...

What, like the third-place
playoff final or something?

What? Excuse me?

Yeah, er...
The third-place playoff?

I'm just... Well, hang on.

Fuck's sake! Are you actually mad?
Wait a minute.

OK, I'm just saying.
The third-place playoff final?

Yeah. Right. OK. Interesting.

Yeah. Or fucking flowers.

OK, here we go.
Cool. It's happening.

Meanwhile, back across
town in the social media world,

events are unfolding literally IRT.

But... so, like,
what is happening here?

OK, so, this is the Power of Poop,
right? Right.

Totally. Right. Like,
#PowerOfPowerOfPoop. Right?

Right. Hey? Pachoo!

So, like,

who are these people? Who are they?

Like, who's ShinyEarwig? OK...

Have they actually read...?
Like, I don't know

who ShinyEarwig is. Right?
Who is MrBeast?

Like, these are people who,
until a few moments ago,

had never...

MrBeast? Wait.

No way. What?

You're kidding. No way!

Oh, my God, it is! It's him!
Dude! Oh, my God!

What?! What is happening?

MrBeast! Jesus Christ!

So, yes, we look forward

to sharing the journey with you

as we count down to June the 11th,

to the start of the greatest
sporting event on Earth,

and to celebrating
everything that Miami

can bring to that event

in its many and various ways.

So, yes. Thank you. Yes.

APPLAUSE

Great. That is so great to hear
that from you guys. Truly.

Uh, OK. So, we have time for
a few questions if anybody...

Uh, yeah.
Hi, Judith. Go ahead.

Thank you, Daniel.

Judith Jones, Channel 3 News,
Florida.

Hi. Hi.

So, you're announcing the venues

for the semifinal matches
this afternoon?

Yes. Obviously, there's been a lot
of speculation around that.

Daniel made reference to the fact
that Miami is ready and standing by.

Yes. Is there anything

you'd like to say about that
ahead of the announcement?

Right. Yes. OK. Thank you. So...

Great question, Judith, by the way.

Yes. So...
Excuse me, Ian. You go ahead.

Yes. I mean, obviously, uh,
these are big decisions.

Uh, it's something we've given
a great deal of thought to.

Obviously, I won't pre-empt
this afternoon's announcement.

You wouldn't expect me to.

We'll have to wait and see
what that contains.

But, in the meantime,

I think I can say this.

Well, in fact, I'm going to.

As I say, we've given a lot
of thought to this.

Semifinals are fine.
They're one thing.

They're great occasions.

But, in the end,
they are SEMIfinals.

Or as you would say,
"sem-aye-finals", after all.

Um, and as you say, uh, Daniel,
this isn't just any city,

this is Miami.

WHOOPING
Yeah, this is the...

Yes.

Uh...

...the soccer capital of the US.

WHOOPING

And so,
without giving too much away,

maybe Miami deserves
something better than that.

CHEERING
Well...

I don't know. What if Miami deserved

a final all of its own?

CHEERING

I mean... I don't know.

Am I right?

CHEERING, WHOOPS

Miami First! Miami First!

Miami First! Miami First!

Miami First!

If it's starting to look
as if Ian Fletcher

might have survived
his first week in Miami

as Director of Integrity,

perhaps the last thing he
expected was a hero's welcome

back at Oversight HQ.

Well, now, no, really...
Power of Poop!

And as things turn out, he'd be
right in not expecting that.

Power of Poop! Power of Poop!

Power of Poop!

Oh, hi. Hey, Ian.

Just thought I'd come in here
for a bit. Absolutely. Me too.

What's happened out there? I feel
like I've missed something.

Well, you know... Don't tell me
you've managed to save the world

after all. You know, it's funny
you should say that.

So, I don't exactly know
what happened here...

What's happened is that thanks to
the power of the Power of Poop

and a random like from global
YouTube superstar MrBeast,

who is a real person,

incredibly, 400 million people
have become aware

of Sarah's Waste-Water
Future initiative

when they were previously aware
of virtually nothing.

400 million followers. 400 million?
I know, right?

Congratulations! I know.
That's incredible. Yeah. So...

You want a high five? High five?

Uh, yeah... Um...

This has been some week, right?
Well, yes.

Maybe we didn't save the world.
I mean, not today, anyway.

But you gotta start somewhere,
right? Yes. You gotta try.

Yes, I mean, no, it's certainly
been a great week.

But if it's been
some first week for Ian,

it might not be quite over yet.

Will!

Oh, yeah. Hi. Yeah.
What the hell are you doing here?

Well, yeah.
I don't know. Yeah, mental.