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I love that.

Um, what do you want to eat?

I don't know, maybe pizza or something?

Didn't we have pizza like four days ago? That shit was kinda like...

I mean, I don't know, I kinda really like that place, but...

Do you want something else?

Ummm...

I'm thinking...

I'm thinking...

I'm thinking I am deliberating...

this through the pizza.

Pizza?

Pizza. Get on the app.

Okay, super easy to order anyway. I can just do it through my phone, so...

Yeah, make sure it's got green peppers, light cheese, you know that's what it is.

Light cheese?

Yeah, light cheese.

You want extra cheese?

Cause I'm not really good at it.

Who wants light cheese?

I want light cheese.

Maybe I'll put... maybe you can get your own pizza then.

You can get light cheese on yours.

Yeah, one with...

We'll just do two, one with extra.

That'd be cool, maybe some creamy sauce.

You like the white sauce?

Yeah, we could... we could do with some white sauce, actually.

Yeah, the white sauce is pretty good.

Yeah.

You know?

You can.

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

You're talking about white sauce.

I'm in the middle of...

I'm literally in the middle of doing something right now.

Hey, you agreed.

Do you know?

Whenever I want.

How am I supposed to...

Can you just keep ordering now?

Okay, well...

Yeah, just keep ordering.

Fuck, okay.

Well...

But you gotta open your mouth.

Open your mouth.

There you go.

Just bring the screen out.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

That's good, girl.

Oh, no, no, no.

You concentrate on the screen.

I'll just fuck that mouth.

There you go.

There you go.

Aw.

That's it.

Aw, fuck this.

You know what?

Let me lay down.

That'll make it easy.

You can lay on the couch.

There we go.

Aw, fuck.

Aw, this is...

No mushrooms, right?

No mushrooms?

Do you want sausage?

No.

Mm.

Oh, boy.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

That's nice.

Let me use your throat.

Did you want a larger or a medium?

Just concentrate on the phone.

It's already here.

It's already here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Your phone doesn't reset or anything crazy, does it?

No, no, just lock it.

It's fine.

Okay.

Oh.

Both of them have the same...

Aw.

Good girl.

Aw, fuck yes.

Aw.

Fuck.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

You know what?

What are you talking about?

You can hold.

Oh, here you go.

Yeah, you just...

My hands.

No, just go to your house.

Okay.

Just lay on down.

Okay.

Yeah, there we go.

I had to order this pizza.

Yeah, it was just...

What does this country have?

Larger or medium?

You didn't answer me.

I want a fucking large.

Okay.

I want a full-worse.

You know that.

Well, I'm getting my own.

Oh, well then, shit.

Yeah, still give me a large.

Same answer?

Yeah.

Okay.

Mm, Jesus.

Okay.

Shh.

All right, it's time for you to get used.

Oh, God, okay.

Mm, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Wait, did you actually want the white sauce

or did you want the red?

Yeah, I want the fucking white sauce.

Okay.

Fine.

Fine, I'll put...

Jesus.

Mm-hmm.

Mm, mushrooms.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, I'm putting pineapple on mine.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm, I'm putting extra pineapple on mine, actually.

Yeah, make sure you put it on mine.

Yeah, since I'm just not sharing with you,

I'm getting extra.

Yeah.

And I'm getting extra sausage.

You're getting extra sausage.

Mm-hmm.

I'm getting extra sausage

because she didn't want sausage.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You want me to put it on your...

Oh, fuck.

I'm trying to order this pizza.

You're making it very difficult.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, you just want to stop and listen to this.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

You just go back and go in there.

Just go back and go in there.

You know what?

Mm-hmm.

Start with this onesie dance, all right?

Yeah.

I have to...

Mm-hmm.

It's going to take like 45 minutes just to get this pizza.

I have to get this order done.

Oh, yeah, make sure you get some bread.

Breadsticks?

Mm-hmm.

You know I can't eat the breadsticks.

Shut your ass up.

We won't fucking eat the breadsticks.

Oh, god damn it.

I'm gonna order the cheesy ones or the regular ones.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Or the regular one or the regular one.

God.

The regular one.

I'm getting rich.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, fuck this.

That's not messing with me.

Oh, fuck.

You're squeezing, you're about to cut me off.

Oh, I'm not.

Okay, let's see how this comes along.

I needed the phone.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, okay.

You know what you're gonna do?

What you're gonna fucking do?

Oh, fuck.

You gonna come on this dick?

I might.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

And here we go.

Okay.

Oh, no.

Oh, god.

Oh, fuck.

Do you want green bell peppers or red bell peppers?

I want both.

Okay.

Okay.

No onion.

No fucking green.

No onion.

Okay.

Can't even remember what you want to do with it.

I got it.

I want a large pizza.

Okay, I got that part.

White sauce.

Red sticks.

Yeah, that's right.

Cider, cider murder sauce?

No.

No?

That's for you, old sunshine.

I just thought for the breadsticks you might want something like that.

Oh yeah, I do want something like that.

Dip them in, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Get some garlic knots for later.

Okay, garlic knots and breadsticks?

Mm-hmm.

And a large?

Double question.

Okay.

Double question.

Fine.

You order a pizza and take dick.

That's what you do.

That's what I'm doing.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to go get some breadsticks.

Okay.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Oh, fuck.

Okay, hold on.

Open that pussy up.

I can't.

Open that pussy up.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I forgot to pump up the Oini on mine.

Yeah?

Yeah.

How many snacks did you get?

Oh, fuck.

You got a new one?

Yeah.

Good.

Are you feeling dizzy in the fucking hole?

Yeah.

I forgot.

You're okay?

I'm okay.

Okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Okay.

I'm okay.

Oh, I forgot.

What are you getting?

Oh, I was-

I want a double order.

You had double?

Yeah, I want a double order.

I'm getting- I'm getting extra pineapple and extra sausage and pepperoni.

I forgot to put the pepperoni.

That's what I was doing.

Putting the pepperoni.

I forgot the pepperoni.

Yeah.

Put me in your hole.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Oh, fuck.

I gotta finish this.

Mmm.

That tickles my nipple.

Okay.

Pepperoni.

Uh-huh.

Did you want the pepperoni?

Yeah, I do.

Oh, okay.

You said no sausage.

I said no sausage.

I just said no pepperoni.

Fuck.

Okay, I guess they're different.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

No, I don't gotta use your hole.

Uh-huh.

Look back at it.

Okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Okay.

I'm trying to look at the phone.

No, we don't need to.

Fuck them all.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Whole jaw will open.

Don't open fucking.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, no, I'm never gonna get that pizza at this rate.

Oh, don't worry.

Get some.

Oh, fuck.

Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Throw it back on me.

Good girl.

You stuffed me, that's it.

That's it.

Do what you want.

Oh fuck.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh I feel you.

Go ahead.

You gonna calm my issue?

Mmhmm.

You gonna calm my issue?

Mmhmm.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Mmhmm.

Mmhmm.

Oh fuck.

Mmhmm.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Come on, come on.

Ah, oh no, I'm gonna come.

Oh fuck.

Almost.

Yes, good girl.

Uh huh.

Do what you're told.

Come on now do it.

Ah, ah.

Oh fuck.

That's it.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Get back to the pizza.

Get back to the fucking pizza.

Ah fuck.

Ah pizza, pizza okay.

Ah it's hard.

It's hard to think about pizza.

Shhhhh.

I told you to order pizza man.

Okay I'm ordering it.

I'm paying for it.

I'm ordering the pizza.

Now let me try that pepperoni in there.

It didn't log out right?

No you're good, you're good.

Okay.

It's good, it doesn't log.

Fuck.

It logs out didn't you motherfucker.

No, no, no.

No it doesn't log out.

It doesn't log out.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Okay.

No, no it didn't.

Okay.

I just closed it on accident.

Motherfucker.

It's the app, everything's in the cart.

It's fine, it's fine.

I just gotta.

Is it right?

Yes.

You sure?

Yes Lars.

Is my garlic knots there?

Garlic knots and breadsticks.

Okay.

What about the sauce?

Marinara sauce.

What about the white sauce?

I got the white sauce.

Okay.

I got extra ranch.

I didn't want ranch.

Ranch is for me.

Fuck you.

I want ranch.

Fuck.

Wow.

I can't just fuck.

Oh fuck.

Do it.

Oh, oh.

Fucking do it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm, that's a good hole you said.

Oh, fuck.

What am I doing?

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh god.

Oh, like the way he uses my pizza.

I never finished.

I never finished.

Okay, turn around.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Oh, fuck, okay.

Hold your feet.

Mm.

Feet.

There you go.

Oh.

Grab the ball.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Move it.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, god.

Oh, god.

Okay.

Okay.

Rich.

Merida.

Garlick Juts.

Oh, oh.

Okay, I can't even hold the ball.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

I'm fucking dead.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

No pizza.

Pizza.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, okay.

I'm getting the dessert.

Yeah.

Oh, can you get a car that's trading fucking money?

I'm getting this.

I'm trying.

Mm-hmm.

The dessert pizza.

You're trying to use the whole.

You're trying to use the whole.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

So you're just reuse, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, keep using it.

I'm just trying to find the dessert.

The dessert pizza.

Oh.

The one with all the.

The what?

The icing.

Ew.

No, we're on a diet.

You don't need that.

This coming from the one with the garlic knots

and the breadsticks.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Okay, I found it.

I found it.

Mm-hmm.

I found it.

I found it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, are you gonna come?

No.

Maybe.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Yes.

What you doing?

What you doing?

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on, Dad.

You need to get all the way up there.

Sit on there, dear.

There we go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

You're doing good.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

Again.

I just.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Address.

Why isn't the address saved?

Wait, check the order.

I checked the order.

Check it again.

Large, large, white sauce.

Mm-hmm.

Large, white sauce, what?

Oh.

You actually changed mine to Marinara.

Oh, God, I asked you like five times.

I had to be sure.

Oh.

Now you want the Marinara.

The Marinara sauce.

Okay.

Trying to change your sauce.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Marinara.

Mm-hmm.

Mm, green and red onion.

Yeah.

Pepperoni.

Wait, no onions.

No, peppers.

I meant peppers.

You sure?

Yes, yes.

You sure?

It says peppers.

I know.

I can't do onions.

I know.

Okay, no onions.

Green and red peppers.

Check the second shelf out.

Fuck.

What are you saying?

Mm.

Oh, I see my tiny hole getting wrecked.

I'm trying to order pizza.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, me.

No onions, right?

No onions.

No onions.

No onions.

No peppers.

Pepperoni.

Breadsticks.

Garlic sauce.

You know how Marinara.

I want jalapenos on my pizza.

Jalapenos?

Okay.

Getting big.

I'm big?

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Shh.

Okay.

Bacon and jalapenos.

I'm trying.

Then why you coming up my desk?

You know what, just play with your pussy.

I know what you want.

Oh, fuck.

Maybe come and help you cook, being clear.

Uh-huh.

Just distracted.

Oh, fuck.

I feel it.

Go ahead.

Go ahead, Stella.

Uh-huh, right there.

What you about to do?

Oh, fuck.

You know a pretty girl gonna come?

Mm-hmm.

If you keep fucking me like that, I will.

You gonna come like a good girl?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Deeper.

Oh, fuck.

It's great there.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, no onions.

Marinara.

Oh, fuck.

Put your knees in your chest.

Now you gotta finish.

Do that.

Placing them in the water.

Do that.

Okay.

Oh, but look at this, though.

Can't do both.

You can bring your phone.

Don't bring your phone.

Okay, sure.

Okay.

Okay.

No onions.

No onions.

See, no onions.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, if there's onions on it, it's not my fault.

It's...

Really?

It says right there, no onions.

Fucking really?

Yeah, they fuck up.

That's not on me.

Put it in the notes.

Okay, I'll put it in the...

I'll fucking start.

Ha, ha.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Put it in the notes.

I can't spell onions.

Do it.

Okay.

I'll put the emoji.

Okay.

That's it, both.

Okay.

No onions.

Now what's about work?

No onions.

Large, marinara, light fucking cheese,

cause you're weird like that.

Green and red.

Green and red peppers.

Shit.

No onions.

What was the other thing you wanted?

Bacon.

Bacon, fuck bacon.

I forgot the bacon.

Okay, I got the bacon.

Bacon.

Oh, I want bacon.

Oh, fuck, I want bacon.

I want mine too.

Bacon.

I can't find the bacon.

Oh.

Get that ass home.

Okay.

I'll bring it home.

Bacon.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna bring the sticks.

Breadsticks.

The bacon on the breadsticks.

Huh?

No, cause that means I gotta add cheese.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna say bacon into it.

Okay.

Can you add some of that?

I'll put it, I'll add.

Can you like ask customer service through the app?

No, I didn't.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, man.

Oh.

Hook your boy up.

Oh, I'm trying.

Oh, fuck.

Bacon.

Garlic nuts.

Garlic nuts.

You do bacon on the garlic nuts?

Yeah.

I'll do that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, bacon, garlic nuts.

There it is.

There it is.

That's the thing.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm, hold that ass up.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I feel you clenching.

I'm sorry.

Fuck, you throbbing.

Oh, yeah.

You throbbing from that cup?

Mm-hmm.

You throbbing from that dick inside you?

I'm thinking about the pizza.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You ain't thinking about that dick in your stomach?

Oh, man.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, I want you to see it now.

Mm-hmm.

Come on, get down.

Get this leg up.

Stand it up.

Look down at it.

Look down right in here, right at your pussy.

Uh-huh.

I want you to see that.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Mm, I like that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you ain't gotta hold that ass up.

You can play with your pussy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

You're a whole bite of fucking nut quench?

You're a whole bite of quench again?

Oh.

I'm in your cervix, yeah, I'm punching.

Oh, fuck, yeah, I'm hurting.

You're tapping it, you're tapping.

Okay, let me tap it.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Good for you, slut.

Oh, the pizza.

Good girl.

I forgot to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, put him more.

Bacon.

Oh, yeah, bacon.

Oh, bacon nuts.

Bacon garlic nuts.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you're gonna really nut?

Oh.

Don't put the leg down.

Mm-hmm.

You're gonna have to take a little.

Oh, okay.

I gotta put the card in.

You're using your card right now, just seeing your leg.

You said your back.

Shh.

Yes.

It's on your arm.

Fine.

It's stuck to my phone, I can't get it.

I can't get up to get it anyway.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you can make me harder.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, fuck yeah.

No, okay.

Pizza.

Card.

No, no, no, let's go over there.

Let's go over there.

Let's get you fucking used.

Oh.

Huh?

Oh.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I like it when you use it like a toy.

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh, fuck right there.

Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my legs.

Yeah.

Come on, lay down.

Mm.

Lay down.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, the Billy Zip Code was fucking wrong.

Oh, you motherfucker.

I'm trying.

You're not trying hard enough.

I'm trying.

Oh, you're not trying hard enough.

Oh, shh.

Shh.

Oh.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Pizza.

See, you know.

Mm.

Oh, you can wet when I say that shit.

Oh, shut up.

Mm.

Yeah.

Mm.

I like being told you just are a girl.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Just a human flesh, like.

Mm, yeah.

Just all.

Uh.

Uh-huh.

You know.

Just something to make my dick feel good sometimes.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Oh, you're just my roommate.

You're special.

Mm.

You suck my nut in sometimes.

And my own.

Mm.

You know why.

Uh-huh.

You know why.

Yeah, whatever you want.

Oh, you guys.

Fuck.

Uh-huh.

Uh.

Oh, fuck.

You feel me throbbing?

Uh-huh.

What do you think's gonna happen?

Oh, you're gonna come for me?

You know.

Yeah, I am.

You know.

Uh.

Come here, come here.

You're special.

Come here.

Come over here.

You're a little special.

Uh.

I'm gonna tell you what to do, trust me.

Uh.

I'm just trying to place this order.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Almost done.

The address card.

Mm-hmm.

Uh.

I just.

Oh, God, do you have a coupon?

No.

Okay.

Fuck.

Uh.

Uh.

Okay.

Almost done with the pizza.

Mm-hmm.

I've seen the order.

Oh, fuck, I forgot to put the note.

Uh.

Okay.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Uh, fuck.

Uh.

Uh.

Oh, fuck, you're gonna fall.

Oh, please.

Yeah.

Fuck him.

Please.

Oh.

Grab that dude.

Check it, yeah, there you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm gonna need your hand.

Well, that works.

My hand was busy.

I placed the pizza, though.

I was gonna have to pull in your butt,

like a fun thing.

Anyway, my order, so like it's on the way?

Yeah.

How long?

45 minutes, I told you that.

Motherfucker.

You shoulda let me place the order first.

Whatever, I'm gonna go shower.

Fine.

At least I'm getting pizza.

Stand cut.