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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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All right.
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Thanks for comin' in today
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to discuss your daughter's
behavior, m'kay.
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Exactly what kind of trouble is
Shelley in, Mr. Mackey?
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Well, unfortunately,
we found out
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our playground monitor
has been accepting favors
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to look the other way at recess
and, uh...
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your daughter sent him
an inappropriate picture.
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of her butthole, m'kay.
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Her butthole?
Shelley!
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Why would
the recess monitor
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want a picture
of my daughter's butthole?!
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We've been having
a lot of issues at the school
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with kids vaping lately,
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and they bribe
the recess monitor
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however they can.
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Jesus Christ!
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How much worse can things
get around here?!
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M'kay, but -- but there
is good news, m'kay.
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We had the picture analyzed,
and it turns out it was
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actually just a picture
of a dog's butthole,
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m'kay, that your daughter
claimedwas hers.
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M'kay, there it is --
a little fur right there.
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Seriously?
Dog's butthole?
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That's what we're
doing now, huh?
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There's not enough bad things
in the world?
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We get called into school,
here's a dog's butthole for ya.
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That's what it's all
come to, Shelley!?
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I'm over it, Sharon.
I am seriously over it.
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Don't you wanna just start over?
Go back to simpler times?
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What do you mean?
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I've had it --
school shootings,
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pieces of shit
taking Ambien and tweeting,
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priests raping kids,
and somehow...
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I'm not laughing anymore.
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Let's do it, Sharon,
what I've always talked about.
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Let's get outta here.
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Go buy a farm
and live off the land.
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Are you being serious?
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I've never been
more serious.
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Hey,
the lights green!
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Shut up, Nelson!
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Let's move out
to the country.
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Go back to simple living
when things mattered,
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like hard work
and tegridy.
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How will we make
a living?
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By growing things
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and selling what we make
with our hands.
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We can do this, Sharon.
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It's time.
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♪ This ol' world is
gettin' to me ♪
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♪ There's just no trust,
no tegridy ♪
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♪ So, I loaded up the kids,
took my wife by the arm ♪
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♪ And I moved on out
to a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ Now it's early to bed,
early to rise ♪
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♪ The crops are plowed,
and it's no surprise ♪
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♪ City folks are fightin',
and I don't give a darn ♪
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♪ Darn ♪
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♪ Cause I make my livin'
on a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ I gotta drive the tractor,
gotta cut the grass ♪
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♪ Chut-chut goes the baler
like it's never gonna last ♪
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♪ There's food in the kitchen,
and there's bud in the barn ♪
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♪ Barn ♪
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♪ That's life
livin' on a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ Ice cold beer, pickup truck ♪
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♪ Country music,
listin' shit ♪
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♪ We've got tegridy
to keep us warm ♪
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♪ That's what you get
on a Colorado Farm ♪
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♪ And I'm gonna stay
on a Colorado Farm ♪
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Shit...
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So, just like that?
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Your parents sold your house
and everything?
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Yeah, it takes me like an hour
to get to school now.
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It sucks.
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All because Shelley bribed
the playground monitor
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to let her vape
during recess.
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Why would
your sister want
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to get addicted
to those things?
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Well your little brother
does it too, Kyle.
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What are you
talking about?
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You didn't know?
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The kindergartners
are, like,
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the biggest vapers
at this school.
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Vroom, vroom.
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I am a truck!
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Watch out
for the monster!
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Ike!
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Ike, do you have
a vaping pen?!
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Nope.
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Dude! Gimme that!
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Hey!
Gimme back my vaporizer!
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What is this?
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Cherry-flavored nicotine?!
Are you joking?
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Aw, come on!
All the kids are doing it.
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Yeah!
I like lemon flavor!
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I like
raspberry!
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Why do you want
nicotine?!
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Do you know how hard it is
being a kindergartner?
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We need a break
sometimes!
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These things are bad for you,
do you understand?!
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Bad kindergartners!
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Relax, bitch.
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Try some gummy bear
surprise.
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All right.
Where'd you guys get these?
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Mornin', Joe.
How's the farmin'?
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Doing good, neighbor.
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Just planted some
Purple Skunky Kush.
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Harvested the Super Hindu Haze
last week.
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Well that's fine,
Joe, just fine.
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I'm growin' some
Green Willy Stranger myself.
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And the Catatonic Tegridy Bud
is takin' well.
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Well, see ya 'round,
neighbor!
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So long, Joe!
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Kindergartners said
it's some big kid
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in a trench coat.
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Hey, look!
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That's gotta be him.
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What are
you gonna do?
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I'm gonna tell him
if he sells a vape pen
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to my brother again,
I'm gonna kick his ass!
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Hey, you!
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Oh! Hey, fellas!
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Butters?!
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What are you guys doin?
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Butters,
are you selling vapes?
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Well, sure!
Whatcha lookin' for?!
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I've got strawberry, vanilla,
tropical passion --
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- What?!
- Tropical passion.
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It's like mango and kiwi.
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Butters, you understand
this stuff is
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an epidemic
at our school?!
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Yeah, and at five bucks a pop,
we're gonna be rich!
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Butters,
this is for Kyle.
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Oof!
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Randy, I think we need
to have a talk.
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No time to talk.
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The agricultural inspector's
about to drop by.
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Once we get
certified from him,
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we can start selling
like a real farm.
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Have patience, wife.
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Soon our fortunes
will change.
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Ooh, that must
be him now!
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Yes, I'm with
the State testing board.
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Is this...
Tegridy Farms?
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Name's right there on the sign.
Come on back!
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So, with
this Vestin device,
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I can check not only
the THC levels in your product,
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but also detect any impurities
and give you a final score
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based on overall
chemical makeup.
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Yep.
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That's good shit.
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Now let me test the levels
in your organic house blend.
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Yep.
That's good shit.
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Now what about
the Tegridy Jungle Bud?
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Let's test it out.
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Whoa.
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Yeah?
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Whoa.
Yeeeah?!
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I don't know
what tegridy is,
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but that is some
good shit!
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All right!
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♪ Five, five dollar ♪
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♪ Five-dollar footlooong ♪
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Butters?!
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Why'd you punch me,
Eric?!
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I had to!
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I thought
we were partners!
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Butters, next time
when Kyle walks up to you
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and says "Are you
selling vape stuff,"
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You say,
"No, I am not, Kyle."
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You punched me
in the face!
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Butters, we have to be
extra cautious right now
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or else we're --
hang on, hang on --
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Hang on.
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Hang on.
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Okay, we have to be
extra cautious, Butters.
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The whole operation is
in a period of transition.
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What's that supposed to mean?!
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In case you haven't noticed,
we're falling behind.
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We haven't sold enough product
to pay off our overhead.
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The people I bought from
are on my ass!
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Everything costs money,
Butters.
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The pens, the juice,
even that jacket I got you.
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We can't start
getting sloppy now.
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Do you understand?
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Well, I don't know
how this means
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you can go and punch me
in the face --
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Everything will make sense,
Butters, I told you.
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Just stick
with the plan, okay?
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Did you know that vaping
is way healthier
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than smoking cigarettes?
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All right, everyone!
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Who's ready for some
farm-to-table supper?!
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We've got some
hemp milk here...
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hemp-oil and vinegar
bruschetta...
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some hemp seed tabouli.
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And guess what the napkins
are made from?
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Oh, wonder who
that could be.
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Howdy.
What can I do ya for?
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Is this Tegridy Farms?
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Yeah, name's right there
on the sign.
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Our company is interested
in your product.
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We'd like to do some business
with you.
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Really?!
Hey, that'd be great!
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What kind of company --
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We're one of the top
vape companies
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in the state.
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We'd like to add your product
to our line.
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Oh, no. Sorry.
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I don't want my Tegridy Bud
put in those pussy sticks.
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Pussy sticks?
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Yeah, you know --
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penis pen, wussy vape,
lady joints.
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Not on my farm,
no sirree.
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You got a problem
with vaping?!
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It's cleaner and healthier
than traditional smoking!
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That's nice.
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Now, hows about
you take that pussy stick
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and get off my farm
before I shove it up your ass
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and you're blowing mist
out your butthole.
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All right.
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You can be
a part of progress
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or you can get
run over by it.
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Yeah, whatever.
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All you're doin' is
blowin' smoke --
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Sorry, "fruity steam."
Pussy.
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What happened
to your accent?
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Go vape some more,
ya fuckin' puss.
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You'll be sorry!
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I need to speak
with the principal.
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Okay.
What is it regarding?
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I'd rather just
talk to him.
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Right through there,
you're second in line.
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- Oh, hey, Kyle.
- Hi, Kyle!
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What are you up to?
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You know
what I'm up to.
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Okay, cool.
But come check this out.
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This is really cool --Don't touch me.
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Just come -- No, just come see.D-D-Don't touch me.
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This is really cool
252
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You know, Kyle,
people all need a way to relax.
253
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,916
And there's no proof
that vaping is that bad for you.
254
00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,675
You're selling it
to kindergartners!
255
00:10:43,675 --> 00:10:45,193
Kindergartners need a break,
too, Kyle!
256
00:10:45,193 --> 00:10:47,262
You know they
took away their nap time.
257
00:10:47,262 --> 00:10:49,400
You're such penises.Would you rather
258
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,779
the kindergartners
smoke cigarettes?
259
00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:52,780
Would you rather they drank?!
That's not good!
260
00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,091
Kyle! Kyle, Kyle!
Okay, okay!
261
00:10:54,091 --> 00:10:55,263
Just please listen,
all right?
262
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,642
The truth is...
we want out.
263
00:10:57,642 --> 00:10:59,161
Butters and I thought we
could just make some easy money.
264
00:10:59,161 --> 00:11:00,678
but you gotta pay off
the sixth graders,
265
00:11:00,678 --> 00:11:01,988
then you gotta pay off
the recess monitor
266
00:11:01,988 --> 00:11:02,988
to look the other way.
267
00:11:02,988 --> 00:11:04,334
We're in deep, Kyle.
268
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:05,920
Just let us sell enough
to get out of debt,
269
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,713
And we will stop,
I swear it.
270
00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:09,231
You're so full of shit.
271
00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:11,163
Come on, Kyle.
We all make mistakes.
272
00:11:11,163 --> 00:11:12,542
Did you already forget
last week?
273
00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,887
You know...
274
00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:17,025
Ronan Farrow was here
asking about you.
275
00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:19,370
Ronan Farrow?
No, he wasn't.
276
00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:21,370
Yes, Kyle.
He was right over there!
277
00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,819
Just, please,
give us two days
278
00:11:22,819 --> 00:11:24,509
to make back the money we need
to get out from under this,
279
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,509
and we will stop.
280
00:11:25,509 --> 00:11:27,027
You have my word.
281
00:11:27,027 --> 00:11:29,923
Fine. But no more pushing it
on little kids, you got that?
282
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,441
Okay. I'll focus my marketing
another direction.
283
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,441
Thank you, Kyle.
284
00:11:53,203 --> 00:11:55,410
What ya doin', Joe?
285
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,308
Oh, hey, Randy!
We, uh, we sold the farm.
286
00:11:58,308 --> 00:11:59,928
Just like that, huh?
287
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,928
You gonna let those people
with pussy sticks
288
00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:03,445
take over everything?
289
00:12:03,445 --> 00:12:05,033
Yeah.
They paid us great!
290
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:07,102
My wife and I are gonna move
to Maui!
291
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,446
Oh.
292
00:12:08,446 --> 00:12:10,792
Well, I hope you didn't
pack your tegridy.
293
00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:16,275
'Cause clearly...
your tegridy ain't goin'.
294
00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,104
Are you still here?
295
00:12:23,104 --> 00:12:27,760
I-I didn't know
chickens wore suspenders.
296
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,830
Agh.
297
00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:36,934
Man, am I feeling tired!
298
00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:38,865
All this hard work
at school?
299
00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:42,107
Yeah! I wish I had
a little pick-me-up!
300
00:12:42,107 --> 00:12:44,280
Something fresh and fruity
to go with my lunch!
301
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,590
Just stop. It's so obvious
what you guys are doing.
302
00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:48,556
It sounds so great right now!
303
00:12:48,556 --> 00:12:51,453
Can anyone help with some
fun, fruity flavors?
304
00:12:55,212 --> 00:12:57,592
Oh, yeah!
305
00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,282
Hey, guys,
it's the Vaping Man!
306
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:03,593
What are you doing here,
Vaping Man?
307
00:13:03,593 --> 00:13:06,421
I'm here to offer
my fun, fruity flavors
308
00:13:06,421 --> 00:13:08,214
in a refreshing mist.
309
00:13:08,214 --> 00:13:11,146
Vaping?
Hey, that's bad for you.
310
00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:12,939
Vaping's only
for cool kids.
311
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,663
Can I talk to you
for a second?
312
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,078
Sure, Kyle.
What is this about?
313
00:13:17,078 --> 00:13:18,595
Can I talk to you
over here?
314
00:13:18,595 --> 00:13:19,975
Well, of course.
315
00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:23,389
What did I say about pushing it
on little kids?
316
00:13:23,389 --> 00:13:24,872
How is this pushing it
on little kids, Kyle?
317
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,527
Fun, fruity Vaping Man?!
318
00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:27,907
It's marketing!
319
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,459
Kyle, we have to make the money
to pay off our dealer.
320
00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:31,046
How else are we supposed
to do it?
321
00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:33,494
All right, how much
do you owe the dealer?
322
00:13:33,494 --> 00:13:35,633
Why?
How much?
323
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,427
Isn't this great, Stan?
324
00:13:42,427 --> 00:13:44,048
Living off the land.
325
00:13:44,048 --> 00:13:45,599
No, it sucks.
I hate this.
326
00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:46,944
I wanna go back home.
327
00:13:46,944 --> 00:13:49,221
Well, you see that?
We're talkin' now.
328
00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:51,704
When was the last time
we really talked like this?
329
00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:54,393
I hate you so much.
330
00:13:54,393 --> 00:13:56,670
I think we're having
a breakthrough moment.
331
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,429
I want to give
you something, son.
332
00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:02,085
Something I made
that I want you to have.
333
00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:04,154
It's a hemp hat.
No.
334
00:14:04,154 --> 00:14:05,637
Come on.
Let's just see how it fits.
335
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,706
Please, no.
336
00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:08,914
Here just -- just look.
Just try it.
337
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,810
♪ One, two princes kneel
before you ♪
338
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,810
♪ One, two ♪Whoa.
339
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,329
♪ Princes kneel before you ♪
340
00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:19,570
♪ That's what I said, now ♪
341
00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:20,984
♪ Princes ♪
342
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:24,502
There you go,
343
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:26,950
and thanks for shopping
at Big Vape.
344
00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:32,158
That's him.
345
00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:33,158
That's my guy.
346
00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:35,469
There you are.
You got my money?
347
00:14:35,469 --> 00:14:36,573
Kyle.
348
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,263
Look, my friend
is very stupid
349
00:14:39,263 --> 00:14:41,436
and should have never gone
into business with you.
350
00:14:41,436 --> 00:14:42,712
Who are you?
351
00:14:42,712 --> 00:14:44,401
I'm just seeing if I can
help settle things.
352
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:45,850
You probably
don't realize it,
353
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,989
but vaping is a really big
problem at our school.
354
00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:49,196
Look, I'm just filling
a job
355
00:14:49,196 --> 00:14:50,816
that somebody else
would fill, all right?
356
00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:53,161
Okay, look,
this is the money I've saved up
357
00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:54,402
from my past
three birthdays.
358
00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:55,783
Can we call this even
and end it?
359
00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:57,231
Aw, come on, man.
360
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,128
I don't want to take
your birthday money.
361
00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:00,335
Whoa.
Hey, dude.
362
00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:01,680
Why is there
a dead hooker next to you?
363
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,163
What?
What?
364
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,853
Dude, that is a dead hooker.
What are you doing with it?
365
00:15:04,853 --> 00:15:05,991
I'm calling the cops!
366
00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:07,473
You just put
that dead hooker there.
367
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,750
Cartman,
what are you doing?
368
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,819
There's a dead hooker
at the vape store!
369
00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:10,854
There!
370
00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,474
Ow!
Oh, shit!
371
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:13,750
Get the vaporizers
and the cash!
372
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,820
Get the cash, Kyle!
373
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,269
W-What --
What are you doing?
374
00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:18,165
Just get the --
Oh, shit! Ronan Farrow!What?!
375
00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:19,613
Cartman get the stuff
and the cash!
376
00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:21,476
Ronan Farrow, Kyle!
We got to get out of here!
377
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,097
Bless us, Lord,
and our little cannabis farm.
378
00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:28,753
And may we always keep
our tegridy.
379
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,960
Amen.
380
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,202
So, how was
everyone's day?
381
00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:35,134
Uh, well, not great.
382
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,341
Uh, Stan got caught
with a vaping pen.
383
00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:40,030
With a what?!
384
00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,238
You know, those little
385
00:15:41,238 --> 00:15:42,583
pen and cartridge things
with the mist?
386
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,135
Stan had a vape pen?
387
00:15:44,135 --> 00:15:46,652
You had a fucking vaping--
Get up to your room right now!
388
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,032
Way to underreact,
Sharon!
389
00:15:52,549 --> 00:15:53,999
Where did you get this?
390
00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:56,654
It's not mine.
I took it from a kindergartner.
391
00:15:56,654 --> 00:15:58,240
Yeah, right.
392
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,689
My own son
using a pussy stick.
393
00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:03,551
Don't you know what these things
are doing to our way of life?
394
00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:05,413
I've had enough!
395
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:06,517
What are you gonna do?
396
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,346
You think I'm just gonna
stand around
397
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,242
while they destroy
my family?
398
00:16:10,242 --> 00:16:12,173
We've worked
this farm and this land
399
00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:14,174
for over four days.
400
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,243
I'm not about to let
some vape queens
401
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,278
take it all away
from us.
402
00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:28,314
Oh, hello, Kyle!
403
00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:29,797
Mr. Mackey, I need
to talk to you
404
00:16:29,797 --> 00:16:31,417
about some things
going on at school.
405
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:33,350
M'kay.
Like what?
406
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,694
Oh, hi, Kyle!
407
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,694
Hey, Kyle!
408
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,315
We were just talking
to the counselor
409
00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,418
about some college
opportunities.
410
00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:40,454
What are you doing here?
411
00:16:40,454 --> 00:16:42,247
You know what I'm doing here!
412
00:16:42,247 --> 00:16:44,454
Okay, well, we really
should talk first, Kyle.
No.
413
00:16:44,454 --> 00:16:45,799
Mr. Mackey, there's
a big operation going
on at the school.
414
00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:47,869
Kyle, things have changed.
You need to listen.
415
00:16:47,869 --> 00:16:49,558
Things are getting
out of control...Kyle, Kyle, just one minute.
You want to hear this.
416
00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:50,765
...and you need to know
what's going on!You need to hear this!
417
00:16:50,765 --> 00:16:52,455
What?!We'll be right back,
Mr. Mackey.
418
00:16:52,455 --> 00:16:53,456
M'kay!
419
00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:55,456
Let go of me!
420
00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:56,456
Kyle, listen.
It's bad.
421
00:16:56,456 --> 00:16:57,801
What's bad?
422
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,457
The guy we tried to frame
at the vape shop.
423
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,629
He was the one who
the sixth graders
got their shit from.
424
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,354
The sixth graders
are pissed at us, Kyle.
425
00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:04,836
We have to break
into the vape shop
426
00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:06,734
and steal enough stuff to make
the sixth graders happy.
427
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,699
You guys decided
to beat up the dealer.
428
00:17:08,699 --> 00:17:11,217
Yeah, but the sixth graders
know you were there!How?
429
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:12,527
'Cause Eric
told them!
430
00:17:12,527 --> 00:17:14,356
We are all in this
together, Kyle!
431
00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:15,769
We got to rob
the vape shop,
432
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,597
and then we can put this
all behind us.
433
00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:19,667
Please, Kyle, we still got
to pay people off.
434
00:17:22,805 --> 00:17:24,667
Oh, yeah!
435
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,392
Hey, bitches!
Where's my mother fuckin' money?
436
00:17:27,392 --> 00:17:29,875
Run!
Aah!
437
00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:41,946
♪ We're not indestructible ♪
438
00:17:41,946 --> 00:17:45,740
♪ Baby,
better get that straight ♪
439
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:49,257
♪ I think it's unbelievable ♪
440
00:17:49,257 --> 00:17:52,637
♪ How you give in
to the hands of fate ♪
441
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:55,948
♪ One, two, princes
kneel before you ♪
442
00:17:55,948 --> 00:17:57,120
♪ That's what I said ♪
443
00:18:00,259 --> 00:18:01,776
Randy,
where are you going?
444
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,673
Gonna go fight
for my children's future.
445
00:18:21,952 --> 00:18:25,125
All right, you bunch
of vape-smoking pussies.
446
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,229
You try and take my way of life?
447
00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:31,298
Time to show you some tegridy.
448
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:34,540
Tegridy?
What's tegridy?
449
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,919
Yeah!
450
00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:37,299
Ow!
451
00:18:37,299 --> 00:18:39,472
Ouch! Hey!
452
00:18:39,472 --> 00:18:42,541
Hyah!
Hyah!
453
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,575
Owie!
454
00:18:44,575 --> 00:18:48,990
Get your stupid mist
out of my fucking face!
455
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,439
Hey!
I like to vape.
456
00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:52,991
You think I'm a pussy?
457
00:18:52,991 --> 00:18:54,543
Yup.
458
00:18:54,543 --> 00:18:56,612
Ow!
459
00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:01,440
Wow. You're so smart to think
of a siphon, Kyle!
460
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,647
Just shut up
and keep pumping.
461
00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:05,166
What are you kids doing?
462
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,614
Aw, shit!
463
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,994
You little hoodlums
break in through the window?
464
00:19:10,994 --> 00:19:13,132
I ought to break
your little legs!
465
00:19:13,132 --> 00:19:15,684
I don't think so.
466
00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:17,788
Mr. Marsh.
467
00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:20,581
Just what the Sam hell
you boys doing here?
468
00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:22,168
All right, listen.
469
00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:23,892
I should have talked
to an adult from the beginning.
470
00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:25,341
Kyle,
what are you doing?
471
00:19:25,341 --> 00:19:27,134
There are these three big vaping
syndicates at our school,
472
00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,824
and these guys
are one of them.Kyle, no, no, no, no.
473
00:19:28,824 --> 00:19:30,963
They had someone buying stuff
from here for them,
474
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,411
and then they sold it to kids.
475
00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:33,790
Okay, Kyle,
I'm calling Ronan Farrow.
476
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,618
The sixth graders, these guys,
and Becky Thompson
477
00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:37,309
are all at each other
for control of the playground.
478
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,550
Hello, Ronan?
Eric Cartman. Yeah, hey.
479
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,998
I was going to tell an adult,
but these guys said they'd stop.
480
00:19:41,998 --> 00:19:44,172
So, you know Kyle? Yeah, well,
you're right about him.
481
00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:46,792
It's good
you came clean, son.
482
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,516
It shows
that you've got --
483
00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:53,897
Didn't your mommy
teach you
484
00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:56,104
it doesn't pay
to mess with progress?
485
00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:59,105
Yeah. She taught me
somethin' else, too.
486
00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:02,518
If you're gonna fight
for your tegridy,
487
00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:05,002
don't forget
to bring a towel.
488
00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:07,519
Vape on this, bitch!
489
00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:12,624
Yeah!
490
00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:14,900
Take that, stupid vaping!
491
00:20:25,453 --> 00:20:28,557
Move it, boys!
Come on! Go, go, go!
492
00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:01,941
Does this mean we're out
of the vaping business, fellas?
493
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,908
♪ It's in you ♪
494
00:21:07,908 --> 00:21:10,012
♪ It's in me ♪
495
00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:13,909
♪ A little somethin'
called Tegridy ♪
496
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,703
Well, shit.
497
00:21:17,703 --> 00:21:20,944
Looks like we made it
to another sunrise.
498
00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:23,290
Oh, God. This is just gonna
get worse, isn't it?
499
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:26,359
Yup, son. I think the fight's
just startin'.
500
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,257
Farmers like us
are under attack.
501
00:21:29,257 --> 00:21:32,395
Yupper.
We gots a lot of work to do.
502
00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:35,188
We can't let 'em take
what makes us special.
503
00:21:35,188 --> 00:21:39,499
Tegridy Weed
from Tegridy Farms.
504
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:43,328
Made with a little
Colorado tegridy.
505
00:21:43,328 --> 00:21:46,465
Comin' soon
to a dispensary near you.
506
00:21:56,571 --> 00:21:57,674
Whoa.
507
00:21:57,674 --> 00:21:58,778
Yeah?
508
00:21:58,778 --> 00:22:00,881
Whoa.
Yeeeah?!
509
00:22:00,881 --> 00:22:02,951
I don't know
what tegridy is,
510
00:22:02,951 --> 00:22:05,158
but that is some
good shit!
511
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,641
All right!
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