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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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*SOUTH PARK*
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Season 22 Episode 01
Episode Title: "Dead Kids"
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I want you all
to take a close look
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at your math exams,
children.
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Some of you did very well,
but many of you did not.
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Aw, man!
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The addition of fractions
is very simple.
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Let's run through it again.
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How do we solve this first one?
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Add together
the 3 and the 3!
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Good, Butters.
We add the 3's together.
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And what about the 4's?
Token?
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They're the denominators,
so they stay a 4.
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Wait, wait!
Token got an "A"?
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But I cheated off of Token!
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I-I can't hear you, Eric.
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I said something's wrong!
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I got an "F,"
but I cheated off Token!
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Active shooter!
Active shooter!
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- All units, report in.
- And now we divide, right?
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Craig, how about you?
What are we dividing?
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Divide 4 by 6?
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- The 4 by 6...
- Unit five
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- Or the 6 by the 4?
- In southwest classroom!
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The 6 by the 4.
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Southwest classroom clear!
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- Copy. Southwest classroom clear.
- Now, we're gonna re-take
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the exam on Friday.
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Shooter's in the hallway!
All units, report!
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Now, I'm giving you
an opportunity to do better.
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I hope you take advantage
of it.
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- Put down the gun, son.
- You can see where Token erased
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- You don't want to do this!
- His answers and wrote in the right ones!
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He did it to me
on purpose!
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- Eric, that's enough.
- Shooter is down.
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Shooter is down.
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Now, let's move on
to the next equation.
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That is such bullshit,
you guys!
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Token knew I was cheating
off of him,
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so he deliberately put down
the wrong answers!
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Why would he do that?
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I flunked that test,
too.
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I don't understand fractions.
They don't make any sense.
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That's not the point,
you guys.
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Why is Token
out to get me?
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- There's something going on here.
- Another
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school shooting today
has left students
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in shock and disbelief.
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Yeah, Token's probably
sick of you
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cheating off of him
all the time.
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But why now?
That's the question, Kyle.
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I always cheat off Token.
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Why did he choose now
to hurt me?
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Stanley!
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Stanley,
oh, my God!
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Baby!
Oh, you're okay!
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Uh, hey, Mom.
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It's all right,
Stanley.
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We're gonna go home and talk
about this with your dad.
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And we will get through this
as a family.
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Come on.
Get in the car.
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Dude, what's up
Stan's mom's ass?
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Stanley...
Well?
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Do you want
to tell your father
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about what happened
at school today?
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Um...
O-Oh.
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I flunked my math quiz.
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No!
The other thing!
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What other thing?
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What happened
at school today?
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Oh, the school
shooting?
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Yes!
The school shooting!
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Oh, yeah.
Some kid shot up the school.
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Who shot up the schoo...
Was it you?
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No.
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Did you get shot?
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No.
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Oh.
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Well, what's this
about failing a math quiz?
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Are you serious?!
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Did you not hear
what your child said?!
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Kids died at his school!
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I'm sorry, Sharon.
I...
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Why are you all acting
like this is normal?
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What is wrong
with you people?
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What's up mom's ass?
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Hey, Sharon.
You doing okay?
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No, I'm not okay!
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Children were shot!
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They were killed
at a school
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where they were supposed
to be safe!
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Uh-huh, and...
what else is going on?
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Why does there need
to be anything else?!
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- Are you kidding me?!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sharon.
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Why isn't anyone else
emotional?!
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Hon, uh...
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when was your last...
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I mean,
you know how sometimes
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Things can seem
like a little bigger deal
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'cause, you know,
your... down there?
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Don't you dare suggest
that I'm only emotional
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because it's...
I'm... I'm just... I'm just
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Pointing out
that it is around that time.
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Get out, Randy!
I'm not overreacting!
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Okay. Okay. Love you, honey.
I'll leave you alone.
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Whelp, another three days
of this, probably.
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I understand that
there have been
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some problems
here at the school lately.
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A lot of students
are experiencing anxiety,
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and... Eric Cartman just wanted to
be able to voice his concerns.
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Go ahead, Eric.
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Token.
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There are some terrible things
that I realize
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you might have heard from
the other kids here at school.
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There are some rumors that have
been going around about me
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that... that I thought
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"Black Panther"
was a terrible movie.
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There's rumors that I said
it was... a structural mess,
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you know, that the rhinos
were really stupid.
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I want to assure you
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that I never said
anything like that.
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I loved "Black Panther."
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So if, you know, you feel like
there's a need to come after me
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to get back at me,
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I just need you to know
that people are lying
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because I liked "Black Panther"
just as much as you did.
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I am not a racist.
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I actually never saw
"Black Panther."
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Say what,
girlfrriend?!
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Whatchu talkin' 'bout,
Willis?!
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Come on, Rog!
You never saw "Black Panther?"
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No, I didn't see it.
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But I thought
all of you saw it.
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I got this one.
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All right, everyone,
get down!
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Everybody,
get the *** down!
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Token, let's be honest
with each other, okay?
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Why else would you manipulate
my test grades?
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How exactly did Token manipulate
your grades, Eric?
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There was a test.
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I should have got
an "A" on it,
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but Token did things to make
me fail, and it's not fair.
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M'kay! M'kay!
Who's shootin' up the school?
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Is that true, Token?
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Did you do something
to make Eric fail a test?
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I didn't
make him fail, no.
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You didn't make me fail
the test,
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and you didn't see
"Black Panther." Right.
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I mean... I mean,
this is ridiculous.
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Over this way!
Into the cafeteria!
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Right over there, m'kay?
No, you shot the wrong one!
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Thanks for coming,
everybody.
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I'm sure you all heard
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there was yet another
school shooting today.
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We have to figure out
what we're going to do as parents
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because this whole thing
is out of control.
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We have to ask ourselves
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why this is happening
and do something now!
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Well, you know, Sharon,
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I think it is
a complex issue, you know.
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It's... It's not really
as simple as just...
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Wh-What I'm saying is that...
That with issues like this,
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sometimes you have
to be kind of... crazy?
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What are you
talking about?!
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Do you understand that our
children are being murdered?
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Red.
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How much closer to home
can this all hit?
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It was at our
children's school!
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Crazy time.
Crazy red time.
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I agree with my wife.
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Well, there certainly are
things that need changing.
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Just yesterday, I was
at the park with my son Craig,
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and have you seen the state
of the playground equipment?
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Not only does it seem unsafe,
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but it's become quite
an eyesore.
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The whole park could use
an upgrade, if you ask me.
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It's become a camp-out
for the homeless.
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Are you *** joking?!
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You're gonna take one second
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to compare child murder
to park upgrades?!
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What is wrong
with everybody?!
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You've all gone crazy!
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Anybody need a drink?
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Butters.
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Waah!
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Oh!
Oh, hey, Eric!
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Butters, I need help.
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My mom said
if I flunk another math test,
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she's gonna ground me
from playing "Fortnite."
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Oh, geez.
You want me to help you study?
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No, dumbass.
I need to get some dirt on Token
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so he stops punishing me
for what
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I supposedly said
about "Black Panther."
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Ooh.
"Black Panther"?
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Well,
that was a great movie!
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No, it wasn't.
But now, listen.
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There's got to be something
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Token wouldn't want
people to know,
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something I can use
as leverage.
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Well, what do you want
me to do?
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I got hall monitor duty.
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Just ask around.
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If you find any dirt on Token,
give me a call.
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Okay, Eric.
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This world is full
of two types of people...
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The ones who are honest,
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and the ones who don't play
by the rules.
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Token's got everyone believing
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he's the one African American
in the entire country
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who didn't see "Black Panther."
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What else is he lying about?
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It just gets so hard,
you know?
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Everything's going fine,
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and then
at a certain time of the month,
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I have to start walking
on eggshells.
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It's all right,
Randy.
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It's just... It's just once,
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I'd like her to acknowledge it,
you know?
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Just once say,
"You know, maybe I was
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overreacting a little bit
'cause of my hormones."
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Randy, they just announced
on the news
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there's been another school
shooting in Jefferson County!
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Okay, Sharon.
Cool.
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What is cool
about that?!
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N-Nothing.
I love you, sweetheart.
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- God!
- Ohhh!
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I don't know.
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I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
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It's like I turn on the TV
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and dread they'll say something
about a school shooting
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because it's gonna set
my wife off.
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Well, Randy,
have you stopped to think
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that maybe this problem
is bigger than Sharon's period?
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What... What do you mean?
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I mean that maybe what's
going on really is a big deal.
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What if this is actually...
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menopause?
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Menopause?
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I don't even know
what that is.
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Well, you see, Mr. Marsh,
when the woman's ovaries
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actually stop producing eggs,
it's a significant change.
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It's this ending
252
00:10:05,211 --> 00:10:06,877
of the the menstrual cycle
in a woman's life
253
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,840
that we call
menopause.
254
00:10:08,922 --> 00:10:10,041
Uh-huh.
255
00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:12,995
But if a woman
isn't having periods anymore,
256
00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:15,356
then why would she still
overreact and be bitchy?
257
00:10:15,438 --> 00:10:17,480
Well, actually, menopause
is one of the most
258
00:10:17,562 --> 00:10:19,818
severely hormonal times
a woman ever goes through.
259
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,223
It's good you sought the advice
of a medical professional
260
00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:24,184
because the changes
in your wife's body
261
00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:27,294
are going to be confusing
and at times hard to cope with.
262
00:10:27,581 --> 00:10:30,249
Well, wait. You're saying this
could actually get worse?
263
00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:31,179
I'm afraid so.
264
00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:33,966
Ah, no.
Dead ones go in the other truck.
265
00:10:34,048 --> 00:10:35,233
You see, Mr. Marsh,
266
00:10:35,315 --> 00:10:37,955
menopause is almost like
a super period,
267
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,894
and it's been known
to last...
268
00:10:39,976 --> 00:10:41,894
for up to two years.
269
00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:44,166
Oh, my God.
270
00:10:45,991 --> 00:10:47,861
Nichole,
can I talk to you?
271
00:10:47,943 --> 00:10:48,955
'Bout what?
272
00:10:49,037 --> 00:10:51,572
Word on the street is
you and Token are back together.
273
00:10:51,654 --> 00:10:52,643
We're trying.
274
00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:54,644
Just talking a lot and seeing
if we can work things out.
275
00:10:54,726 --> 00:10:57,261
Why did you break up with him?
What did he do to you?
276
00:10:57,343 --> 00:11:00,002
That's... really
none of your business.
277
00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:02,460
He didn't take you to see
"Black Panther" with him, did he?
278
00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:03,719
That must have
really stung.
279
00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:05,396
I don't know
what you're talking about.
280
00:11:05,478 --> 00:11:06,495
Oh, no?
281
00:11:06,577 --> 00:11:08,227
When you guys talk about how
sweet "Black Panther" was,
282
00:11:08,309 --> 00:11:10,281
- what's he say?
- We've never talked about it.
283
00:11:10,363 --> 00:11:11,903
Right. You two guys
just hang out and talk,
284
00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:13,409
and "Black Panther"
never comes up.
285
00:11:13,491 --> 00:11:15,439
Why are you covering for Token?
What's he have on you?
286
00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:17,033
I gotta get to class.
287
00:11:17,324 --> 00:11:19,689
$1.3 billion
domestic box office.
288
00:11:19,771 --> 00:11:21,402
A milestone
for African Americans.
289
00:11:22,296 --> 00:11:23,339
And I'm supposed to believe
290
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,717
that Token
and his little sex kitten
291
00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:26,690
never even talked about it.
292
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,305
The all school test
is in less than 72 hours.
293
00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:32,501
Unless I find a connection,
294
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,650
I'll be grounded
from "Fortnite" for weeks.
295
00:11:36,348 --> 00:11:38,775
Hello, Mom and Dad.
296
00:11:40,881 --> 00:11:42,635
I keep thinking,
297
00:11:42,717 --> 00:11:44,659
when will be the time
that I get the call?
298
00:11:44,741 --> 00:11:45,768
You know?
299
00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,730
When will I answer the phone
and find out
300
00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:53,135
my son, my daughter
were killed at school?
301
00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:54,245
Mm-hmm.
302
00:11:54,327 --> 00:11:55,692
Yeah, I see.
303
00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:58,463
I live in constant fear
that I won't be there
304
00:11:58,545 --> 00:12:01,580
to protect my children
when something happens to them.
305
00:12:01,663 --> 00:12:04,073
Well, Sharon,
have you maybe considered
306
00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:06,525
that your feelings
are partly due to...
307
00:12:06,781 --> 00:12:08,814
handkerchief balls?
308
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,018
What?
309
00:12:10,178 --> 00:12:14,236
Handkerchief balls.
Handkerchief out the balls.
310
00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:18,870
Red handkerchief.
No... No more handkerchief.
311
00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:20,204
No more... No more red.
312
00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:21,473
Zero.
Empty.
313
00:12:21,555 --> 00:12:23,492
Old lady.
What I'm saying
314
00:12:23,574 --> 00:12:25,801
is that I'm so overwhelmed
that I...
315
00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:28,682
Old lady, where's my dick?
Where's my dick?
316
00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:30,574
What the hell
are you talking about?!
317
00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:32,533
I don't understand!
318
00:12:33,016 --> 00:12:34,822
God damn it!
319
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,262
Stop acting like there's
something wrong with me.
320
00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:42,018
Something's wrong with you,
all of you!
321
00:12:42,397 --> 00:12:45,250
Try having
some goddamn compassion!
322
00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:49,401
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
323
00:12:49,483 --> 00:12:51,602
You know, my other favorite part
was when Black Panther
324
00:12:51,684 --> 00:12:53,238
had those dreams
about his dead father.
325
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,932
I mean the dad,
the tribal leader,
326
00:12:55,014 --> 00:12:56,658
speaking to the new king
about being a good leader.
327
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,149
I've never seen a movie
do that before,
328
00:12:58,231 --> 00:12:59,292
except for "Lion King"
of course,
329
00:12:59,374 --> 00:13:00,911
but "Black Panther"
was so original.
330
00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:02,717
We enjoyed it, yes.
331
00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:05,323
So, uh, what was Token's
332
00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:06,650
favorite part
of "Black Panther"?
333
00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:07,992
- Token?
- Yeah.
334
00:13:08,074 --> 00:13:10,024
You must have all had some
deep family talks about it.
335
00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:12,724
What does Token say about it on "Black
Panther" family discussion night?
336
00:13:12,806 --> 00:13:14,691
- Get out of my house.
- Token.
337
00:13:14,773 --> 00:13:15,879
Come on.
Get out.
338
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,956
Sure thing.
339
00:13:17,038 --> 00:13:19,012
You know, we were just talking
about how your family
340
00:13:19,094 --> 00:13:20,668
did see "Black Panther."
341
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,168
Oh, no,
not the family.
342
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,432
Token's mom and I
saw it on date night.
343
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,348
We're gonna watch it again
with Token, though.
344
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,307
We don't let him watch it alone
because it's PG-13.
345
00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:33,580
Well, I guess there's
nothing more to it, then.
346
00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:35,682
Nice talking
to you folks.
347
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,947
You know,
just one last thing.
348
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:42,792
If you ever found out your son
349
00:13:42,874 --> 00:13:44,441
saw a PG-13 movie without you,
350
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,813
you'd probably
be pretty pissed off.
351
00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:48,996
Well,
Token wouldn't do that.
352
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,713
No. No, he'd have no reason
to falsely claim
353
00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:54,322
he's the only one who hasn't
seen "Black Panther."
354
00:13:54,782 --> 00:13:56,760
I'll see you at school.
355
00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:04,893
Sharon!
Sharon, you have to come quick!
356
00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:06,410
- What is it?
- There's another shooting
357
00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:08,033
happening at the school
right now!
358
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,088
It just started.
359
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:11,895
- Maybe we can make it in time!
- Oh, my God!
360
00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:18,167
Come on!
We have to hurry!
361
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:19,871
No, Sharon,
you go ahead first!
362
00:14:19,953 --> 00:14:22,547
Why? You just...
You should go!
363
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:37,104
What the
is going on?
364
00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:43,354
♪ Where do I begin
365
00:14:43,436 --> 00:14:46,891
♪ To tell the story
of how great a love can be? ♪
366
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,090
Surprise, Sharon.
367
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:52,213
♪ The sweet love story
that is older than the sea ♪
368
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,658
Oh, hey, man.
369
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,409
The big math quiz
is about to start.
370
00:15:01,491 --> 00:15:02,947
You gonna let me cheat
off you?
371
00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:04,018
Nope.
372
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,332
You saw "Black Panther" without
your parents' permission.
373
00:15:06,414 --> 00:15:08,018
I typed up all my findings,
Token.
374
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,854
I made 10 copies
and put them in envelopes.
375
00:15:09,936 --> 00:15:12,035
If I don't pass this math quiz,
the envelopes are all set
376
00:15:12,117 --> 00:15:14,174
to be sent to 10 different
news organizations.
377
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:16,900
You did all of that instead of
actually studying for the test?
378
00:15:17,006 --> 00:15:18,956
So, what's it gonna be,
Token?
379
00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:20,668
You can be mad
I didn't like "Black Panther,"
380
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,488
but you can't take it out
on me anymore.
381
00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,487
I didn't see
"Black Panther."
382
00:15:24,569 --> 00:15:27,752
Then I guess your parents won't
be mad when they read my report.
383
00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:31,291
In poker, they call it a bluff.
384
00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:34,080
I know that right now,
Token's shitting his pants.
385
00:15:34,162 --> 00:15:37,721
All I need to do now
is wait for the poop to stink.
386
00:15:39,476 --> 00:15:44,105
♪ She fills my heart
with very special things ♪
387
00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:49,057
♪ With angel songs,
with wild imaginings ♪
388
00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:50,688
Token, we are running
out of time.
389
00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,057
If you don't let me
cheat off of you,
390
00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:53,705
I'm going to tell your parents
that you saw "Black Panther"
391
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,285
- in the theater without them.
- I didn't see
392
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:56,470
"Black Panther"
in the theater!
393
00:15:56,552 --> 00:15:57,874
Of course you did,
Token!
394
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,090
That's why me ripping on it
pissed you off so much!
395
00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:02,262
I swear
on my mother's life.
396
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:05,244
I don't care what you said
about "Black Panther."
397
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,170
Goodbye.
398
00:16:07,252 --> 00:16:08,893
But, Token,
I don't understand!
399
00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:10,799
If you didn't see it
and you really don't care
400
00:16:10,881 --> 00:16:11,892
that I ripped
on "Black Panther,"
401
00:16:11,974 --> 00:16:13,604
then why won't you
let me cheat...
402
00:16:14,202 --> 00:16:15,721
Oh, my God.
403
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:20,900
You don't care what I said
because you did see it...
404
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,931
and you...
didn't like it either.
405
00:16:27,213 --> 00:16:29,080
That's what this
is all about, isn't it?
406
00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:31,681
You hate yourself for seeing
through the mirage like I did,
407
00:16:31,763 --> 00:16:33,932
And that's why you wouldn't
let me cheat off you!
408
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,678
Well, I didn't write
"Black Panther," Token!
409
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:36,879
It isn't my fault
it sucked!
410
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:38,189
Why go after me?
411
00:16:38,271 --> 00:16:40,432
But now, it's over.
412
00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:41,869
Don't worry.
413
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:44,252
They're not gonna know
you didn't like "Black Panther,"
414
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:48,259
so long as you never make me
fail another math test.
415
00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:49,985
Well, we're probably both
gonna fail now
416
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,636
because fourth period
already started.
417
00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:52,729
What?
No!
418
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,563
We have to take that test,
Token!
419
00:16:54,645 --> 00:16:57,236
Come on! We can still get
to class on time!
420
00:16:58,692 --> 00:17:01,345
Oh, great.
Come on! We can do this!
421
00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:06,048
Billy!
Give me your lunchbox!
422
00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:09,757
Butters!
423
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,099
It's the entire glee club
this time!
424
00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:13,761
Butters,
I have to get to class!
425
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:15,102
The math quiz
is starting!
426
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:16,521
Oh, crap!
The math quiz?
427
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,821
It's already
fourth period?
428
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,455
I can't flunk
this math quiz, Butters!
429
00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:21,362
- Cover me!
- Well, okay!
430
00:17:21,444 --> 00:17:22,995
Waaaaargh!
431
00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:25,501
Wargggggghgghghh!
432
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,543
♪ How long does it last?
433
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:35,025
♪ Can love be measured
by the hours in a day? ♪
434
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,162
Keeeeeewl!
435
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,627
You did everything you could,
Mr. Marsh.
436
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:48,524
If your wife can't realize
the truth and appreciate you,
437
00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:49,958
maybe she never will.
438
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,299
Realize what?
439
00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:53,965
What have you been
telling everybody, Randy?
440
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:56,601
Randy was just trying
to make you feel loved
441
00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:58,613
while you're going through
menopause.
442
00:17:58,695 --> 00:17:59,796
Menopause?!
443
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:02,853
I'm not going through ***
menopause!
444
00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:04,095
How do you know?
445
00:18:04,177 --> 00:18:07,509
I just got my period
this morning!
446
00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,964
You...
You got your period?
447
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,309
Yes!
448
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,620
You just got your period
this morning.
449
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:15,723
Yes!
450
00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:20,689
So, the past few days,
maybe you have been
451
00:18:20,771 --> 00:18:22,392
- just a little...
- No!
452
00:18:22,474 --> 00:18:23,777
No!
Nothing!
453
00:18:23,859 --> 00:18:26,071
Don't you guys see
what's happened here?!
454
00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:29,047
I want you to be angry!
455
00:18:29,185 --> 00:18:32,462
Every day, we hear
about another school shooting!
456
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,329
It used to be a big deal!
457
00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:38,023
I want it
to be a big deal again.
458
00:18:38,105 --> 00:18:40,781
I mean, Harriet,
you came to my house
459
00:18:40,863 --> 00:18:42,903
and said there was
a school shooting
460
00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:45,671
to trick me
into going with you!
461
00:18:45,753 --> 00:18:48,217
I was just trying to be a part
of the big surprise, Sharon.
462
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:50,305
That's what
I'm talking about!
463
00:18:50,387 --> 00:18:52,718
That's crazy, Harriet!
464
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,204
I want you all to be shocked!
465
00:18:55,286 --> 00:18:58,322
I want you all to be sad!
466
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,797
You want everyone to be sad?
467
00:19:00,879 --> 00:19:01,959
Well...
468
00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:05,579
Sharon, if you wanted to make
me sad, congratulations.
469
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,431
You did a great job.
470
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:10,861
Yeah, let's go somewhere
without so much negativity.
471
00:19:11,328 --> 00:19:13,306
Aw, guys,
she didn't mean it.
472
00:19:13,388 --> 00:19:15,486
She just...
Give her a...
473
00:19:22,735 --> 00:19:26,437
The quiz is multiple choice,
but be sure to show all your work.
474
00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:29,290
You'll have 20 minutes
to complete your answers.
475
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,410
All right.
Your time starts now.
476
00:19:41,392 --> 00:19:43,132
Everybody has dirty laundry.
477
00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:46,094
All it takes to find it is
getting a little dirty yourself.
478
00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:47,476
The only question now is,
479
00:19:47,558 --> 00:19:49,039
how many other Tokens
are out there?
480
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,569
How many others
are afraid to say
481
00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:52,182
that "Black Panther" wasn't
all that sweet
482
00:19:52,264 --> 00:19:53,540
because of the damage
it could do to them?
483
00:19:53,622 --> 00:19:54,554
What do you mean?
484
00:19:54,636 --> 00:19:56,111
I mean, in a school
of 200 students,
485
00:19:56,193 --> 00:19:58,142
there's already two
who are covering up the truth.
486
00:19:58,224 --> 00:20:00,003
All Token is doing by letting
you cheat off him
487
00:20:00,085 --> 00:20:02,376
is keeping the whole thing
quiet even longer.
488
00:20:04,090 --> 00:20:05,872
There are others out there...
489
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,892
and even if it means failing,
I'm their only damn hope.
490
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,342
Randy?
491
00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:18,111
We need to talk.
492
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,859
Sure, honey.
493
00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:22,852
There's been too much
pain and suffering,
494
00:20:22,934 --> 00:20:25,324
and it has to stop.
495
00:20:25,406 --> 00:20:28,008
I know, sweetheart.
I know.
496
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:30,423
What I'm trying
to say is...
497
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,388
I've been
very emotional lately,
498
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,088
and maybe...
499
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:39,107
Maybe I do overreact
sometimes.
500
00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:41,032
Waaaah?
501
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:46,007
Maybe I need to realize
that my emotions can be hormonal
502
00:20:46,089 --> 00:20:48,628
and not just
take things out on you.
503
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:51,693
Aaaah?
Aaaaah?
504
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,002
Randy...
505
00:20:53,111 --> 00:20:55,553
I'm... sorry.
506
00:20:55,719 --> 00:20:57,122
Aaaah.
507
00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:58,864
Aaaaaah.
508
00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:01,080
Thank you, Sharon.
509
00:21:01,162 --> 00:21:03,437
I don't know what it's like
to have periods,
510
00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:06,827
but I'll try to be more
understanding from now on.
511
00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:09,905
Sorry. Sorry.
One second.
512
00:21:09,991 --> 00:21:11,316
Hello?
513
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,574
Yes.
514
00:21:12,727 --> 00:21:13,860
What?
515
00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:15,179
When?
516
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,442
Oh, my God.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
517
00:21:17,524 --> 00:21:19,171
Okay. Okay.
518
00:21:20,105 --> 00:21:21,694
What is it?
519
00:21:21,825 --> 00:21:24,140
There's been another
school shooting.
520
00:21:24,222 --> 00:21:26,491
Stan's been shot.
521
00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:29,193
Should we get down there?
522
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:33,210
It's not
the end of the world.
523
00:21:33,756 --> 00:21:35,346
Aaaah.
524
00:21:35,624 --> 00:21:38,691
I love you, Sharon.
525
00:21:38,773 --> 00:21:41,705
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