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Are you not making Valentine's Day cards?

Wait, what?

No, that's lame.

When is Valentine's Day anyway?

It's tomorrow.

Oh, wow, cool.

That sounds awesome.

You're not going to make a card for anyone?

I have extras.

You have extras?

Yeah. I mean, I don't even know who... Oh, wow.

I don't even know who to... You can give them some chocolate and candies.

Sabrina, this is all, like, girly and lame. I don't even... I don't even have

anybody, like, I can give this to.

What about a girl you're crushing on?

I mean... Like, who? I mean, nobody in our school is even that good -looking.

What about the girl that sits behind you?

What about her?

She's always, like, looking at you.

Yeah? Yeah, since she thinks you're cute.

Wow, I mean, maybe, but... That's a good idea.

You can put some little hearts in her Valentine's Day card and write her

something nice.

I mean, that's... That's a good idea.

That sounds cool and all, Sabrina, but this is all, like, really girly and

stupid. I mean, no guy's gonna want, like, what?

The girl's going to be like, this guy's a weirdo.

Well, I'm writing one for Luke.

Oh, Luke?

Yeah. Your little boyfriend?

Uh -huh.

Should be interesting.

Yeah.

Because I don't know what to say.

I mean, to say anything, who even cares, right?

Like, to say, oh, babe, like, you're so pretty, you're so cute.

I don't know.

I think I want to say that I love him to the moon and back. I think he would

really love that.

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean, that's kind of lame.

You love him to the moon and back?

Yeah. I mean, like, come on, you'd come up with something better than that.

Like what?

I don't know, like, what do you think?

Maybe, like you said, maybe he'll like some chocolate or some candy.

I can put some chocolate for him in, like, one of these balloons.

Yeah, he's definitely going to love that.

And all these little hearts. But I'm going to put them in here like that.

And some in his car, too.

Yeah, I think he'll love that. But, I mean, that's kind of lame, don't you

think?

Does he want him to like you?

Yeah. How long have you guys been even dating?

Like six months. This is our first Valentine's Day together.

So it has to be really special.

I mean, what does he like?

Um, he likes, I think he likes chocolate.

Yeah, I mean, that's not kind of, that's not very. Or a teddy bear.

Get him a teddy bear.

A teddy bear, Sabrina?

Yeah. That's so lame.

It's, no.

Guys don't like all that.

Think what a guy would like.

Um, like some new deodorant?

Some new deodorant? Yeah!

What? Does he smell bad or something?

Sometimes. Oh, I mean, yeah, maybe you should get him some deodorant. But no,

Sabrina, like, maybe something cool.

So I shouldn't tell him I love him to the moon and back?

Yeah, maybe you should tell him that, but, like, add some spice to it, like...

Maybe give him something cool, you know, something that won't get him off your

mind.

Like what?

I mean, think. What is he like?

Video games?

Video games? I mean, yeah.

What's the new video game that just came out that you play all the time?

Don't worry about that, but he's not going to want a video game, Sabrina.

Think really nice and hard. What do guys really like?

Sports. Like I could get him a ticket to the sports. No, no, Sabrina.

No, Sabrina, you're not getting it.

You really want to wow him?

Yes, I want him to love me.

Okay, well, you got to think outside of the box.

He's not going to love you for all of that. You want him to never get you off

your mind, right?

Yes.

Then do something adventurous. Something crazy. Maybe, you know, something on

your wild side. Show him that you really, really like him.

Like, take him on a vacation?

No. Spontaneous. That's spontaneous.

You guys have only been going out for six months. No, not a vacation.

Look, let me be blatantly honest.

What if something guys can't get their eyes off?

And they're mind lost.

Think about it.

It involves girls.

Um... Like... The jerk club?

No. Sabrina, look.

Stand up.

You have... A pair of tits.

And... You have an ass.

Right? Yeah?

Well...

Think about it. What are you saying?

Maybe he wants to, you know, have a little sneak peek. You haven't showed

anything, right?

No. We've only been together for six months.

Well, then think about it.

Think about it. Maybe he would like it if you sent him a nude.

A nude?

Yeah. It's slutty.

I don't want him to think I'm a slut.

I mean, no, it's not slutty at all.

You know, it's between you and him. Maybe just take a little photo.

Write him that you love him from the moon and back.

And then you know what would really make him happy?

What?

You take a little picture of yourself naked, you know, with your tits out, and

you just put it inside the card and fold it and give it to him.

Don't you think he'd be really happy if he saw a picture of your tits? I think

that's creepy, though. Like, she didn't, like...

No, trust. You're asking me. I'm a guy, right?

Yeah. This Valentine's Day stuff is all stupid. He's not going to want

chocolates or little hearts and candies.

He's going to want to see your tits.

And maybe your ass, too.

Do you not trust me?

Whatever. It's not going to be impressed.

Alright, well, you wanted my advice, right?

And I'm trying to give it to you.

He's not going to be impressed by any of the things that you told me.

But...

I guess you can just figure it out on yourself, right? You're really creative.

I'm going to go back to being on my phone.

Wait.

What? So you think I should, like, take pictures and, like, put them in the

card? And you think he'll like it?

I'm telling you he'll like it, Sabrina.

Just, you know, get everything nice and... Well, you already look beautiful

all your makeup on and...

Yeah. Just, you know, showcase your boobs.

You know, show him a little ass.

But I'm really bad at taking pictures, so it's just not a good idea.

I mean, I'm your stepbro. I can help you out with that.

Are you sure?

You would do that?

I mean, yeah, it's not creepy, right?

No, I mean, it's just some pictures for Luke.

All right, sis, I'll be waiting right here in the living room.

Oh. Look what I got, my camera.

Oh, nice.

You're still going to help me take pictures, right?

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

I'm, like, really nervous. I don't, I've never done this before.

Don't worry about it, sis, just. Will you help me, Ray?

Yeah, just hand me the camera and sit down. I got you.

Okay, what should I do? Like, how should I post?

All right, well, first things first, you got to be really sexy and seductive for

these, okay?

Okay. Maybe you should show him what you're working with under that top.

Really?

Yeah.

Like lift up my top?

Yeah, lift it up.

Nice.

Now you got to give him a little sexy look.

Like what?

Maybe put your finger in your mouth.

Oh, nice. Just like that.

Stand still, okay?

Lift it up just a little more.

You ready?

Okay.

Alright, there goes picture number one.

Now we gotta take it to step two.

Show him your booty.

But, like, okay.

Yeah.

Oh, he could twerk.

Nice.

But you kind of have to take it off.

Take it off?

Yeah.

You don't want him to leave anything for imagination, right?

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, I think he's really going to like this one.

All right, so what do you think?

I think he's going to love them.

Yeah? Well, maybe you should take one last one just in case.

Like what?

Maybe show him some lips.

Like this?

Like a kissing picture?

No.

Maybe some pussy lips, sis.

What? Yeah. Really?

Yeah, you know guys. You would like that?

Guys love that.

Come on. Just show him a little.

pussy. What do you say?

Are you sure?

Yeah. I'm a guy. Don't you trust me?

Yeah, I do trust you, stepbrother.

Alright.

Yeah, just take that off.

Oh, fuck.

Holy shit.

Yeah, spread it open for him. I think he'd love that.

Fucking good.

Look at them.

What do you think?

Ooh.

I love them.

Yeah? Yeah, he's going to love them.

What do you think? Maybe later you should just kiss him with your red

Wouldn't that be a great idea?

Yeah,

whatever. Just put him in there. He'll love him anyways.

Oh, my God. That looks so nice.

I'm going to add some more hearts so he knows how much I love him.

Oh, he's going to know just how much you love him real soon.

You should pick that up. It's okay. Look, it's going to be a good

Day. Like, what do you mean?

Like, I'm sure it was just a mistake. Maybe he didn't mean to send that

to you.

Yeah, well, it's the worst Valentine's Day ever.

What? Hey, calm down, sis.

Chill. It's all good. It's just a guy.

I need to show him what he's missing out on.

I mean, look at you. Yeah, you're going to see him right now. out, probably, and

he's going to be super jealous of you. I think I'm going to send him a video of

me with another guy.

I mean, that's the way that you think that it'll resolve this, sure.

But, look, you already look so nice. You're going to be able to, you know,

off to him how this package he's missing out on.

Don't worry. Come on. It's more than an hour. How am I going to find a guy that

soon?

I need to do this.

You're still stuck up on me?

and I'm just not dealing with it.

Oh, so he's already kind of like... Yeah, he already probably has a new

girlfriend.

Guys are going to be guys.

You don't have to get all mad about this.

Look, I know that you wanted to give him the pictures and all that stuff. Maybe

you can give it to another crush in school or something.

I want to make him jealous.

Take pictures with me so I can send it to him.

Well, I mean... I don't know who I can find in an hour.

I mean, maybe you can call up one of your friends and, you know, meet them

before school or something and be like, hey... No one's going to want to meet up

before school on Valentine's Day with me.

Well, I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that this happened to you.

Hey. What?

What is it? you could, like, what if I could just take pictures

with you?

Like, you could help me out, like, earlier.

Um,

I mean, yeah, I guess. I mean, what do you want, just to take pictures with me,

like, hugging you or something?

Sure, let's do it.

No.

That's not gonna make him jealous.

No, it's you.

Right? So we need to, like, send him a video of me, like, sucking your dick.

Come on, like, that's a little over the top, don't you think?

No, it's perfect. I'll show him what he's missing out on.

And you want me to help you with that?

you to start crying or anything i don't want your day to be bad are you sure

this is what you want yes please we only have one hour okay

uh all right i guess i'll help you what do you all right

Fuck yeah.

I'm gonna send him the pictures.

Yeah, take some more.

Show him who's really...

Yeah, put one next to you.

Oh, man.

Yes, and then I'll picture of you with it next to your face.

I took so many.

Yeah.

Alright.

So, are you happy?

Uh -huh.

I'm glad.

I'm glad you're happy.

I think we should take a video now.

What? Yeah.

Um... Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, start taking a video.

Think he's going to get mad at that?

Yeah, he's going to be so jealous.

Yeah. What are you doing?

I didn't know my step bro had such a big dick.

Uh -huh.

What about it?

We have one hour until school, right?

Yeah.

Please suck my paw.

Have you ever seen it before?

Alright, I need to go get ready, okay?

It's almost time for us to go.

Go get your school stuff, okay?

Maybe we shouldn't have done that. You better not tell anybody.

I know.

I'm sorry you had to do that.

I mean, I have to protect myself. Just come on. I'm not just going to let him

curse back at you.

It's so late.

I mean, my dad's never done anything romantic in his life before, but... Wow.

You must really like your mom.

What the fuck?

Look it, there's candles and balloons.

Come look.

What the fuck?

Wow. I don't want to step on them.

They're so pretty.

Yeah?

Maybe he's trying to surprise her for Valentine's Day or something.

He's, like, present, too.

Whoa.

I wonder what's in here.

Stop, stop. I don't want to ruin it. What if it's, like, you know, something

you're not supposed to open?

What if he's, like, asking her to marry him?

Shut up.

Ryan, my dad would never do that.

Probably some chocolates or something. Come on, now.

Can you imagine me and you being, like, actual stepbrothers? Like, come on.

What the... I want to see what I did. Should I?

Um... I don't know.

I want to.

Which one should we open first?

Neither...

God damn it. I don't want to be stuck with you forever.

Look,

it's lingerie.

This is so cute.

Look at this.

What?

Wow.

That's nice. My mom doesn't really like red, though. It's weird.

I love it.

No, I want to make sure this isn't a fucking engagement ring. It sounds like

Whoa.

What? Look at that.

What the fuck is that?

You don't know what this is?

No.

This is a butt plug.

What the fuck?

Yeah. What the hell? My dad's a freak.

I think he wanted to do anal tonight with my mom. Mom. Wait, what?

You think you wanted to try anal on your mom tonight?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Why else would it be in here?

I fucking knew it. Why else would he do all this shit?

He just wants to fuck your mom in the ass?

What the fuck?

Wow. Well, my dad's probably going to get lucky tonight. I don't know.

back and, like, hide in our... No, we gotta hide in our rooms before they get

home. What do you mean?

I know they're at dinner, but... You're right. I don't know how long it's gonna

take, but... Okay,

hurry up and try them on and take them off and let's go hide in my room or

something.

You're still trying to make that guy jealous?

Yeah. You're not over him already?

No.

Oh, my God.

Okay, let's do it.

All right, sis.

Fuck you.

I'm gonna wait right here.

Taking you so...

Alright, Pops. We're not going to be home.

No worries.

Alright.

Bye. I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.

Alright, bye. Good luck tonight, Pops.

Bye.

Hey,

sis.

What? Hurry the fuck up. Come out here.

Come on.

Hurry up. It's important.

Listen to me.

You know who just called me?

Who? My dad.

What did he say?

He said that we need to get the fuck out of here. Basically, he said that he

didn't even know we were here.

So, I lied to him and told him that we weren't, but we do need to get the fuck

out of here.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Yeah, we do.

I can never have a good Valentine's Day.

Like, I'm so excited.

For what?

It's your lingerie? Well, it's supposed to be your mom's special day, and my dad

doesn't even know that we're here, and, like, we kind of, you know, touched

everything.

You have to leave it exactly how it was, okay?

Come on, let's leave.

Yeah, but I was thinking maybe, like, you wanted to be my valentine.

Wait, what?

Yeah, like...

I get it, but, I mean, I don't think that's right.

Look. Come on.

No, we got to get out of here, and you're not going to, you know, get over

by pretending I'm your Valentine. Like, what? All right, fine.

Fine, I can't say no to you. I'll be your Valentine.

There, sis. Are you happy? You want to go? Look, we can go.

How about this? Look, we'll go and watch a movie somewhere, okay?

We'll go watch a movie. That's not right.

eat some popcorn you know didn't you have fun this morning before

school what did you have fun this morning

you didn't like the blowjob i gave you oh my god i

can't do this right now

Tom, we have to get out.

It's okay.

Just slap your face with it.

Alright,

I think you can take that off and put it back in the box.

We should head out.

What do you think we should do?

I think we should have sex.

For Valentine's Day, it's like a thing, right?

I think it's a tradition.

You're my Valentine, right?

Yeah.

Oh my god, alright.

Just spread it open.

I don't know why you'd do that.

You're getting turned on.

It's so cool.

Ready to try it?

Let me see.

Come here.

Turn around.

Turn around.

Let me see it.

for a place inside you.

I'll fucking pay for that little pussy.

I don't want to see that book.

I don't want to see it.

Like, my thing.

You say something like that.

He liked it when you spoke to him.

You're excited.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Stick your shorts in there.

Yeah, lay down and do that.

Hey there, keep doing that.

Look back at me.

Sideways. Just get right back.

Just like that.

We'll stay right there. We'll stay right there.