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This is, this camera sucks, what the hell?

Oh, your camera sucks?

Yeah.

It's good to see you, it's not just houses you complain about.

I'm a complainer, I admit that, but I would like to get my stuff right.

I like to get the right stuff.

Well, then you're in luck because I have a great feeling about this house, Chuck.

I mean, look at the exterior already.

It's beautiful.

I mean, probably use a lot of water in that waterfall where you are in a drought.

What house number is this?

I don't know, like 67 or something.

I honestly lost count.

Well, as my real estate agent, I do appreciate you letting me film all these houses.

I'm just not sure this is the one.

You haven't even seen the inside yet.

How about you go inside and let's not judge a book by its cover, right?

That's a good mantra.

Well, how much does this one cost?

You know what?

Every time I tell you the price, you find something to complain about.

So I think that we should do it a little different this time.

You're going to have to see the entire house before I tell you how much it costs.

One last thing to complain about there, Chuck.

All right.

Shall we?

Okay, okay.

You make some sense.

You're making sense.

Watch your step.

All right.

All right.

So much water.

Let's use so much water.

The house.

Okay, the house.

All right.

Okay.

Here we are.

Beautiful, light tile floors.

I already hate this place.

Chuck.

You promised last time you were going to have an open mind about the next house.

Yes.

Come on.

I'm trying to have an open mind, but...

You took it one step in the dang house.

Come on, Chuck.

It just feels so white.

So white in here.

Well, there's a great thing called paint.

Okay.

And you can always change the color.

That's a good point.

That's a good point.

So we're entering into the kitchen.

Okay.

So this is a kitchen counter.

Granite countertops.

This looks like a kitchen from a bad sitcom.

What?

This is amazing.

Are you kidding me?

Maybe it's just because my camera's too bright.

Let me darken it a little.

Okay.

All right.

It's not bad.

It's just...

Okay.

Let's just move along.

Let's move along.

All right.

I think it's great.

Again, watch your step.

All right.

Oh, geez.

A humongous wooden table.

I think I'm gonna cut down for that.

Chuck, need I remind you?

Yeah?

The furniture in the house does not come with it.

Oh.

It won't stay.

Don't worry.

So they're gonna throw it away?

That's just more wood to waste.

Follow me, Chuck.

Come on.

I think once you see the outside and see this beautiful pool...

It's very...

There's a lot of space in here.

There's a lot of space in here.

Last time you complained that there wasn't enough space, I thought you'd like a big open...

No, I'm agoraphobic.

I'm not claustrophobic.

I'm agoraphobic.

I'm scared of big spaces.

Well, you know what?

Yeah?

Let's forget about this big space.

Okay.

And let's check out the beautiful backyard and beautiful pool.

There's a pool.

Okay.

What's wrong with the door?

Nothing.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

All right.

I know it might be a little big for you, but...

What is that back there?

Oh, that's the other house that comes with this property.

Other house?

Yeah.

There's two houses?

Oh, yeah.

That's going to make so much maintenance.

I can't keep one house clean, much less two.

You know, Chuck, most people would be thrilled for extra property.

Look, I just don't like a lot of structures.

I'm a unique person.

Rent it out to someone else.

Oh, I hate people.

All right.

This pool does look nice.

Oh, my gosh.

So you've got one good thing.

And it's heated.

Heated pool.

Yeah.

Let me feel it.

Ow!

Oh, it's like scalding.

It's so hot.

It's like lukewarm.

It's like burning my skin, my sensitive skin.

You know, most people would be stoked to have a heated pool, but we can always, you know,

just not heat it.

I like my pool's ice cold like my soul.

Oh, Chuck.

You know what?

Yeah?

It's fine.

It's a full lawn, real grass.

Let me look around.

Yeah, please do.

Wonderful outdoor kitchen.

What is going on with all this?

I mean, they're getting ready to put it on the market, so they're just fixing the last

minute, you know, project.

So it's perfect for yours truly when you do buy this house, right?

I'm trying to keep an open mind.

I do like the look of the pool.

It's just very hot.

It's very hot.

Well, again, you know, you don't have to turn the heat on.

You could always just, you know, not.

Okay, okay.

That's why that is an option.

Yeah, it is always an option.

You know, we're flexible.

What are these people?

Religious or something?

I mean, again, none of this will stay.

It can all be removed.

So I do.

I do want the blue chair.

Can we work out of just the blue chair?

I like that matches the pool and my shorts.

My blue shorts.

I think we could probably work that in.

If not, I will personally get you in myself.

Okay.

All right.

A little dark.

Let me brighten up.

Let me brighten up.

Oh, yeah.

It's too bright.

We should go inside.

It's too.

There's a lot of planes out here.

Are we on like a landing path with LAX or something?

Unfortunately, there is an airport pretty close.

Oh.

But I mean, once you're inside, you don't hear anything.

I can't even see the planes too bright.

Turn a little music on out here.

You'd never even know.

I don't know.

I think we should just leave.

Chuck.

Okay, okay.

You're right.

At least see the rest of the house first.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I know you're not excited to.

Good job.

Good job.

Okay, here we are.

All right.

Yes.

Okay, beautiful open space.

Check out this fireplace.

I mean, how romantic, right?

That is nice.

That is nice.

I mean, plenty of space for a big huge TV.

And they have double closets for persons that live in single-family houses.

Wow, and they have double closets from hers and his

Like I have a woman

Well, I mean with a house like this anything is possible

I just i'm again. I'm a little concerned with the high ceilings. I like confined small areas

I'm the opposite of claustrophobic. So you did mention that um, i'm sure

We could make it extra cozy and comfortable. I mean, I bet you didn't even notice

So you were saying a tv where that painting is? Yeah

I mean don't you think I feel like it'd be a perfect place for a huge tv imagine the games

Lying in the bed. Yeah watching the tea. Let me just try it on for size

Oh, I don't know the fireplace below the tv. Don't you think that maybe the fire would burn

So hot that would melt the tv that could be a big problem big fire hazard

I just don't think the house is laid out well enough. I'm sorry

Chuck

Listen we need to talk

I

You know, I was warned about you my warned. Yeah, some of the other girls in our

office

Oh, I know those girls

What they say? Well

You know, they just told me how picky and like put out you are

It's like you come to these places just to be a freaking asshole and record. I swear. That's all this is

So at this point, what is it going to take for you to buy a freaking house already?

All right. I I admit that i'm a bit of a curmudgeon

I was always the loser in school

What does that have to do with buying a house? But I just I want everything to be perfect, right?

And since no one ever liked me I just oh all I have is my stuff

And I just

You're right. It's hard for me to make a decision. I'm fickle

At this point I swear I'd suck your dick just to get you to buy this freaking house what

I'm just kidding. Seriously, like i'm at my ends wet with you man

What is this like what I say 67th house? No. Well

69th and maybe that's a sign

The sucking no, hold on

You're you might be onto something

What if you were to

Suck my dick as you just said

I think that would release a lot of the stress and tension and apprehension and anxiety that's been

Welling up inside of me because of this process

Okay, so you're telling me that if I get on my knees and suck your dick it might persuade you to buy this house finally

if we do sexy stuff like you're saying

I think

That release right will put me in the right head space to be able to make a more objective

Decision about buying this house and not being such a negative nancy. Well, you know what I am willing to try anything so

I swear this better be worth it. Okay. I mean you are very attractive. I'm very curious what you have under there

Oh, yeah

What

Like purple? Aubrey you've been hiding that under your business garb this whole time. Oh, yeah

You should see what's under my skirt

Yes, ma'am

Oh

Really really the whole time all 69 houses

Oh my god, it's amazing

I know it's not quite as hot as the heated pool, but i'm already turning into a different person here

Can you twerk it as all the young insane? I mean as long as it's going to help you

Yes, please

Goodbye shoes. Yeah, just throw those anywhere

Look at you already a whole new personality you're bringing me back to my

My less hateful days. Oh, that's just so nice

Miss valentine. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. May I touch it?

Yes, yes, you may I may touch it. Yes, you may. Okay. Okay

I can't believe the whole time

You were hiding this ass

Are you okay with spanks?

Yes, I am

Bad don't ever hide this ass for 69 houses

Because oh my god, it's really hot

You know purple is my favorite color if you wouldn't have waited for 69 houses, yeah, this could happen a lot sooner

Really?

Those are really nice

May I touch them?

Yes, you may wait and see them say she said it on camera

Okay, I place my hand onto your bosom so it's like full yes, oh wait take my hand put it on

Oh, those are really nice

Finally something chuck likes

I love these

I mean, these are the perfect pair the perfect ass

If only the house was this perfect. Oh, okay. No, i'm gonna i'm not gonna

I will paint all these walls topless if I have to

That'd be incredible. Okay. I'm not gonna revert to my old ways. I'm gonna be positive

Now, let me see that pussy

Only if it's nicely chuck. May I please see your perfect pussy?

Can't think of anything else that starts with p

Oh wow

It is perfect how did I know?

How did I know?

I'm not gonna lie though

You definitely made me work for it. So this just might be a little bit of fun. Yes, please

Do you like that chuck? I love it

I love it

Would you be so bold as to do two fingers? Oh you read my mind

I hope you like this more than the wood table

Yeah, I don't even mind. I don't even know what I was

What is what?

I'm getting some wood right now. Yeah

Oh

May I try it you want to yes you may

Oh, it's so proper

That's a proper vagina

Oh my god

You were ah, this is my real estate agent was under all those clothes all these months

So permission to enter permission granted

Oh, it's so tight. Are you a virgin? You said you like small spaces. That's perfect for my agoraphobic self

So are you a virgin it's so tight, I can't be if you want me to

Oh my goodness

Oh

Good thing it's just us here for this open house, right?

Fuck

Oh

My pussy squeezing

Can I eat that pussy? Yeah, you can you ready to come eat this pussy chuck? Yes, ma'am

I can feel myself changing already. Oh, it's so perfect. I feel myself turning into a not-asshole

Oh, it's so nice

So refreshing to hear you say you like something for once

I like your tongue

Oh my god

Oh

Tongue like that you should have a girl here. No, but I'm tell your friends

The ones at the office that said I was so bad

Bad

Chuck can eat pussy and really well

But then again, maybe I shouldn't tell them it'd be kind of nice to be the one to finally get you to buy a house

Oh, fuck yes

And be a hand fearing at the same time

Oh fuck me with that fucking mouth

Um

That's so good

Uh

Thank you, unlike you can't even hear the planes

Oh shit

Oh my god, yes

Oh, fuck you

Fuck me fuck me. Yeah. Oh you better make me come on fucking face chuck

Make me fucking come chuck

Oh fuck right now right now right now

Fuck yes, i'm coming on your fucking face

Fuck

That's okay good things come to those who work hard

I mean

Oh my god

I

Like filling your cock it really hard in my mouth

Something so rewarding about this

So

You like your balls like mr chuck

Oh

Oh

I hope you're enjoying yourself

Yeah

Do you like really

Slobbery blow chops chuck

Hopefully it doesn't bother your sensitive skin

Uh

You're so hard for me chuck

Oh

You like when I use both hands

Oh

Fuck

Um

Day if I didn't have other houses to show

Uh

Oh my gosh

I just thought of something as nice as this is I think for the full

Release into

Benevolence and clearheadedness I might need that pussy too. Oh, yeah

Hmm

I think I think I could do that for you chuck

I mean

It's really important to me that we get you into a nice big

house

So, I mean I could definitely

Take your clock right now

Sit on it

Yeah

Oh fuck my pussy's so fucking wet from when you made me come chuck

First time i've done that. Yeah, which will mine. Let me see it go in. Yeah like that. Thanks for letting me film this too

Oh, of course

Uh

I hope my pussy is as nice as you thought it would be it's amazing. It's so tight. Yeah

Um

Oh my goodness, you know, you're gonna have to let me see a copy of this

Yeah

Oh my goodness slow down for a second can't come yet bad chuck jr

Put it back in me check. Yes ma'am. Oh good good good. Fuck

Oh

Go nice and slow for you

Let's rub it on your g-spot use me

Yep, just like that

Fuck

Oh my goodness, so so fucking good jack. I think I have to come on your yeah. Oh

Fuck oh my goodness

Oh, but i'm not done with you so

I'll be right here

Get real wet and slide your hand yeah, I want that hand job

Okay

Let me start

Yeah, you ready for me jack

So

Oh

Oh, yeah

Oh

Oh

Oh my god

Um

What

Hey

I can't tell if I like it faster

But I go really

Slow yeah touch that. I want to see you come. Yeah, you want to see me come

with your cock

Yeah

Oh fuck you want to see me come chuck all over your cock

Okay

I can make myself come feel

Yeah

Fuck

Oh shit right now check right now

Oh

Yes

Oh

Mr chuck amazing asset

You think this is a great asset wait till I show you the rest of the house

Oh

Ask if you shall receive mr. Chuck

Oh

Do that

Oh

But yes, please

Like that my clitoris rubbing against your balls

Um, yes, you can see it

Yeah

Yeah

Fuck

Oh my god

Holy shit

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes

All the way deeper deeper deeper deeper yeah, okay all of you

All the way out long strokes

Just like that

Oh

Oh my god

Uh

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, fuck.

Put it back in, we can do it.

Oh my gosh, I gotcha.

Oh, yeah, move your body up higher.

Yeah.

All the way in, uh-huh.

Move this knee back a little bit.

Yeah, a little closer to each other.

Yes.

There we go.

Just all the way up.

You, all the way?

Ooh.

You really know what you like, Jack.

Mm.

Mm.

Let's see if you know what makes you happy.

I like these things.

You can keep doing it.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Ah.

Ah.

Fuck.

Ah.

Mm.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Ooh, yeah.

You feel so fucking good inside me.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Back, back, back.

Put it back.

Yeah.

Yes.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Anything to please you, Jack?

My piggy, piggy land.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Oh.

Mm.

I'm teasing myself with your cock.

Yes.

You don't really need to use me.

It's not my release that's just about yours.

Oh, I'm using you.

You've caused me quite a bit of built-up tension.

I feel like I need to release like 69 times.

I'm out of time.

I'm out of time.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Love you.

Mm.

I want you to come.

Yeah, you want me to come?

Yes.

Is that what you want?

I want you to come, honest.

Mm.

Ooh.

Fuck.

Ooh.

Fuck.

Are you gonna come, Jack?

You wanna fucking come?

Yes.

I'm gonna fucking come, Jack.

Come on, let's do this.

Ooh.

Fuck, right now.

Right now, right now.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Can I taste the gum?

Please, taste it.

Taste it.

You're so amazing.

Mm.

Yes.

Mm.

Mm.

Fuck.

I don't think I have to remind you how good it tastes.

Mm.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Fuck.

Mm.

Mm.

Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Please.

I'm gonna beg for your comp check.

Yes, I do.

Please.

Please give me that big fucking hard yummy cock.

I don't want it in my tight little pussy.

Please, no.

Put your cock back in my warm tight little pussy.

I better clip with it.

Mm, fuck.

Oh my goodness.

Go in.

Mm.

It's so tight, I gotta get it wetter.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh my God.

What, you can go in?

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Mm.

Fuck, I can't stop looking at it.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Oh.

God, I wish I would've thought of this sooner.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Mm, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

You know what I like, chocolate.

You know what I like.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

You better jack off to this one.

You have your brand new TV hung up in this room.

Yes ma'am.

I'm sorry.

This is the spot that all went down.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Bring it to me.

Yeah.

Just a little higher.

Just stay right there.

Touch that clip.

Switch hands.

Yes, Jack.

Just look at yourself.

Look how hot you are.

Look how good you are at this.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, give it all to me.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, good.

Touch my balls with your hand.

Yeah.

Yes, perfect.

Yeah.

Oh, they're getting nice and tight for me, Jack.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, do you like when I grab them

or do you like when I lightly tickle them?

Balls.

Oh, fuck, this is so fucking hot.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

I like when you do that.

You're so fucking hot.

You're like, look, let's see here.

Let's keep it high, you can see in the frame.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, now move on me for a second.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, I like when you put your arms around my waist.

Fuck me.

Yeah, you're my pussy talking to you, Chuck.

I'm gonna buy this fucking house.

You're doing so much for me.

Oh, there it is again.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck me.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, I'm gonna do that for you.

Like that.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Like that.

Oh, there's something so fucking hot about watching it go in.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit, oh, shit.

I'm keeping my own camera.

Fuck it, what's the program, Chuck?

Oh, fuck, that is so good.

You like it?

Mm-hmm.

Jesus.

Right there.

Yeah, let me see that bush, let me see that bush.

Yeah, I like that.

Mm.

That perfect clit.

Yes, but my pussy.

That perfect clit.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Jesus.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

I need to tease my pussy.

Like a teething little teething.

I do, I do.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Oh, God, yes.

That's it, that's it, right there, right there, right there.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, fuck, that's so fucking good.

On that G-spot.

Oh, mom, right there, right there.

Holy fuck.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh my God, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, right there.

Yeah, right there.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh my God, it's so pink.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's small.

Holy shit.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Oh my gosh.

Holy shit.

Oh.

So where should I come for a second picture?

Oh, you know what I really want?

What's that?

I want you to cover my pretty face in your cum.

Yeah.

That's just something that happened like on TV.

Oh, fuck.

No, I mean, it is on camera.

No, that's not important.

Come over my face for me, Chuck.

Oh, shit.

I'll call it the Chuck special.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

You like watching me through that camera lens?

I do.

Oh, fuck.

I really like it.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

They like fuzz-slapping me.

Shit.

You ready to get cummed?

Uh-huh.

You ready to get cummed?

Yeah, can I please have your cum, please?

Oh, damn it, please.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

So, house number 69.

Are you in?

I just don't think it's for me.

But, no, look.

You haven't even seen the garage yet.

Okay, you're right, you're right.

We'll go look at the garage,

but I promise, if this is not the one,

I promise to buy on house 70.

Pinky swear.

Pinky swear.

Fuck swear.

Fuck swear, all right.

We just did.

All right, let's go check out the garage.

Okay, let's check out the garage.

Okay.