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Oh, he's going for it.

He looks like he might have scored.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

I thought he was going to turn over.

That's what I'm talking about. That's my sports ball right now.

Don't you just love it when he gets in there and just like, swoops?

That's especially what I like.

That's the best part about it, right?

I mean, that's what, just big athletic, strong men.

How much do you think that guy weighs?

Think he works out?

I definitely think he works out.

He can keep it up like that for sure.

I mean, he's been going at it for like, three, oh, oh, oh, never mind.

Fuck it.

Time out. He's going to the bench.

How old do you think he'll score, Will?

I mean, I don't really play that many sports balls.

No, no.

Maybe that's why you put it in the sports bar.

I mean, I can occasionally like, jog maybe like a mile.

Okay, okay.

Like one mile.

I got bad knees.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Alright.

Honest shit.

Oh, hey guys.

You know what's coming up?

What?

It's the Ontario curling tournament.

You know, is this their curling?

Are you fucking serious?

You mean the dumbest sport ever?

No, no, no, no.

You know, this is the oldest sport that is still practiced in the Olympics.

Like, as far as team sport.

It was the 16th century in Scotland.

Yeah, because they don't know what the fuck they're doing, man.

Like, we got karate.

You have fucking wrestling.

Well, sure, those are one on one.

But this is a team sport.

It takes cooperation and then they have to decide on the turn.

You know, that's the rotation of the boulder.

They take what looks like a fucking kettlebell and skip it along.

And somebody just decided to do that best jamming or expression.

There's such a thought and planning that goes into it.

They have like a, you know, each team has their own system.

If it's your boyfriend, then it's a stupid fuck.

I don't even know what curling is.

It's like when milk's best.

Oh, no, no, no.

Come on.

This sports ball is almost over.

Let's, I mean, we're already, the match has already started.

The priority, one or two ends in.

Look, man, I am watching big sweaty men give each other brain damage

in an effort to move a ball.

I would rather not watch somebody get out in sweet ice.

You feel me?

I mean, we can watch Will Ira, the basketball players work up a sweat.

The whole front is.

This isn't basketball. This is sports ball.

So they will do something with the ball.

See, that's why we're doing this.

There's a kind of ball in curling, you know, it's the rock.

And there's eight on each side and they take turns

sending them to the other side.

And then when both all 16 stones have been thrown,

that they, whoever's the closest, you know, they score.

Look, man, I'm, you and your dumb ass sport cannot get into the sports ball.

I'm going to go get a drink because we're watching sports ball.

We're not watching her up.

Okay?

Okay.

You say so.

Get sports laid.

I don't know.

I'm going to go look Will in the kitchen.

It's like I'm going to wash some curling.

All right.

Oh,

Oh,

shit.

So I figured I could help you.

You need help in here.

I know.

So you're still here.

I don't mind.

I don't mind at all.

He's off the card.

I think we'll be out here for a little bit.

Yeah.

Nothing just been seeing what you've been doing lately.

Have you seen anybody?

Not really, no.

No?

Just chilling.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah.

Well,

you like my jersey?

Yeah.

I mean,

I brought you the wrong one.

It's a little big too.

Yeah.

There's a bunch of options here.

Packing it in though.

Yeah.

A little bit more of a can.

Yeah.

I'm going to spray it.

There's just a little different part.

Like,

there's not going to be any fish in this.

Right, Will?

Yeah.

You're swimming in the.

I don't even mean the painting, you know?

It still makes like a really soft outfit, right?

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Yeah, it's good, right?

Yeah.

You're not wearing pants.

No, because I mean,

jersey.

Yeah, jersey.

I can just kind of

wear the jersey.

Yeah, you can just wear the jersey.

You definitely wear the jersey.

Just pull that down.

Well, I mean, no, I just

kind of pull out a different thing.

Right?

Ooh.

Right there.

Ooh.

Right in the fucking middle.

I don't think so.

Right there.

Okay.

Turn this.

Okay.

Ooh.

Ooh.

That was so close.

That was so close.

Okay.

Okay.

Yes.

That was great.

Man, I can't believe you guys are missing this.

This is really good.

Yeah, man.

I'm filling for nachos.

I'm helping out here.

Yeah, man.

I'm just trying to cook these nachos.

I'm just trying to cook these nachos.

You know I just put on picture in picture.

You need to put that in the middle.

It's really really really really really really really really good.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

I'm going to eat this.

YUM YUM.

Sweet.

It tastes like real nachos which I need a little more salt.

No hands.

No fucking hands.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Just whipping it up man, just whipping it up.

Just whipping it up.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Spicy?

Okay, we're just gonna like move, just go to the store real quick and get the jalapenos, alright?

Just be right back.

Yeah.

I'll get the couch.

Can you get a uniform?

Yeah?

The jalapenos are really hard.

Yeah.

I didn't even clean.

Yeah, I did.

I cleaned.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Tears.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Such a big car.

Oh my god.

Is he the sports car?

Yeah, probably.

Probably a stupid ass car.

Fuck.

What?

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

A watch.

Oh my god.

What the fuck is this?

I don't know.

Oh my god.

What are you talking about.

Fuck.

I see the sports ball.

Yeah, you probably should fuck a stupid ass car.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

What are you doing?

I'm watching.

Oh my god.

Oh, so good.

What?

Pussy's barely getting used.

I know.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Making such a mess.

More and more cream.

Yes I did.

I can't have a lot of creamy nachos.

Yeah, I can't have a lot of nachos.

Because I got your case off.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, you're not going to come?

No, not me.

You're going to take a nap.

Okay.

Sure not.

Yeah, I'm going to take a nap.

Fuck.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Fuck.

Fuck.

No.

Oh fuck this.

Oh!

Oh yes it's awesome

Yes

Oh my goodness

quarterback's

Communication

I 썸 I'm just being serious.

I'm not trying to play with you.

I'm not trying to play with you.

I'm not trying to play with you.

I'm just being cute.

Fuck.

I'm gonna be a cunt.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck me.

Oh fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh my goodness.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck.

I'm cute.

Fuck.

Thanks for watching.

Thanks for watching.

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Fuck

Mm-hmm

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Nachos

What's going on here?

What happened?

Did you

Good, good, good

I'm just

I mean

I mean the nachos took

a while

They meet and

They heated really fast and cream and cream

I just

It just came together so fast

You came together?

It was nice watching the game?

Sports ball was really good

and tights eating

Yeah

Wow

Damn I've never

You never let me come

that way when we have

sex

It's not that we have sex

So you come anywhere