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I literally like cannot stand to be there right now.

Look, guys like you aren't dying with those in.

Plus, you're a queen. He's a fucking jerk anyway.

He doesn't deserve you at all.

I guess.

It's just upsetting. I can't believe he would do that to me.

Like, he's a girl like Maddie and it's crazy.

I know. Who would have expected that?

Honestly, not me. You know, I really liked him.

Just so glad to be away from it all right now.

I literally like could not be there, you know, you're a good friend for coming.

Oh my God. Is that him?

I bet it is.

Do you want me to get it for you?

No, I'll handle it.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I can do it. It's okay. Thanks, though.

Oh my God.

I just want to talk to you.

I was supposed to wait for me at lunchtime.

I got you these. I got you some flowers.

What do you mean?

Flowers? Why?

Why would I want flowers?

Come on, please, Bunny. I just want to talk. Listen.

No, you listen. You know, I will take those because they're for me.

But no.

Why? What's wrong?

What do you mean? You know exactly what you did.

I didn't do anything.

You didn't do anything. Yeah, right.

Come on.

Don't throw the flowers.

I'm going to go get some water.

That was so sweet.

Yo, no.

Relax. Relax.

All right.

I'm a swifter.

Yo, no.

Babe, please, come on.

Oh my God.

Just listen. Just listen.

I have nothing more to listen to.

I have plenty more to talk about.

What are you even talking about?

Oh my God. Why are you even here?

Well, you're my best friend.

Obviously, you're a swifter, obviously.

But you weren't even there.

You're just like feeding something to her.

No, because you cheated.

I didn't cheat. It was an accident.

It doesn't happen.

You don't accidentally slip your dick into somebody else's.

I thought it was you.

Tell him.

How do you think it's me?

Because you're supposed to be at the party with me.

Yeah, but you knew I wasn't going.

But maybe you were going to come. I don't know.

Yeah, well, you came. That's for sure.

I'm sorry. No, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.

It's crazy.

You've been together for so long.

It's literally been that long.

That's so long, though.

It's so not that long.

Like, oh, oh.

Like, showing up here with flowers.

I think it's cool. It's crazy.

I even got you this.

This is literally mine.

This has been here.

Oh. But I got you these, too, though.

Yeah, but like, these flowers are...

Come on, please.

It was a nasty...

It's not going to happen again.

Flowers. She doesn't even like me.

They're fake flowers.

They're fake, like, our relationships were.

Because we wanted to step out.

Everything that I said to you, everything that I did is real.

You know?

I'm sure it was real at the moment,

but it's not giving consistency.

You know?

Exactly.

Tell him. Tell him.

It's so...

You don't think I provide value?

You know what I mean?

No, no.

We hang out.

We hang out.

All we do is chill on the couch and watch movies.

Like, that's the only answer.

That's the only answer.

It's the lack of a date that does it for me, really.

What do you mean? I cook for you.

I make ramen noodles all the time.

Yeah, but ramen noodles is not sustaining.

Just like this is not sustaining our relationship.

You know, you get some bags and shit and it's good.

Yeah, but it's not a real meal.

Well, let's try again, please.

No.

So I can get more ramen noodles and they get cheated on.

Genuinely.

Like, what did you think was going to happen?

You thought it was just going to be under wraps behind closed doors?

I was drunk.

You can be drunk and not put your dick in someone else.

It's like just not that difficult.

What can I do to make you forgive me?

I'm not forgiving you.

I'm not talking to you.

No, but you're not going to talk to her that way.

Why is she being mean to me?

She's being mean to me, though.

We're both going to be mean to you because you fucked up.

I didn't fuck up.

I didn't mean to.

I didn't mean to.

What are you saying?

Babe, please.

No, no.

Please, babe, please, please.

No.

I didn't fuck up.

I didn't fuck up.

You definitely did fuck up.

I was fucked up.

You never made a mistake?

No, not at all.

You should chip my bullshit out of it.

I never made a mistake.

No.

You never made a mistake?

Babe, please, like, I didn't mean to.

Please literally only go so far.

You know what I mean?

Yes, but this is the first time it happened.

It's the last time it happened.

It's the first time.

How do you not keep your dick in your pants for like a month?

Literally.

Literally.

That's crazy.

Nothing to say.

Exactly, nothing to say.

I just really expected you to be there.

I was just thinking about you.

You were obviously in your mind when you were in another bitch.

Like, you know what I mean?

Like, it's your fault.

Like, you didn't go there.

Are you serious?

You should have gone there.

You should have gone there.

I'm not going there.

I'm not going there.

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Eww.

I already fucked you.

Shh.

You look very just handsome.

It's the odd ass.

It's the odd ass.

It's the odd ass.

It's the odd ass.

It's the odd ass.

I hear a buzzing.

I hear a buzzing.

Maybe it's coming from my left ear.

Maybe you should have some more respect for my friend.

She's a...

I know what you're talking about.

It genuinely is just so...

No, it's just my friend.

It's disrespectful for you to speak that way to somebody that I clearly value.

Why would you do that?

Well, look how she's talking to me.

Look how she's talking to me.

Honestly, I'm not going there.

You know what I mean?

Like...

It's what you deserve.

What else am I supposed to do?

It's what you deserve.

For doing it one time?

For one time?

One time?

You're paying together for a month?

You're paying together for a month?

You're paying together for a month?

You're paying together for a month?

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You're paying together for a month?

Well, yeah, I'm just pissed off.

But you can cheat on her too and we can all be fucking pressed?

That wouldn't be bad.

It would be bad.

It would be very bad.

But anyways, I'm not here for that.

You know what?

Fuck you.

I'm sorry.

I'm here to get you back.

You are my one and only.

I got this for you.

You are my heart.

Oh my god, my one and only.

I want to give you my last name.

Oh my god.

It's been a fucking month.

Where is this?

Please.

Take it away.

Please.

Take it away.

You talk about wanting to be in your house.

This is all I want.

This is like my last name.

The ring.

The ring.

The ring that doesn't exist.

I had it.

I promise.

I had it.

I had it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Please.

Just to take in your case at that party, huh?

No.

Yeah, exactly.

Yes, it was at that party.

It was.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Yeah.

I did the couch.

I'm just going to do anything for you.

Babe, I'm so sorry.

Me too.

I didn't mean to do it.

I really did it.

I didn't mean to do it.

I really did it.

I really did.

Don't let him ask.

I'm sorry.

Please.

Please.

Please give me your hand.

No.

Please.

Let's not feel you.

Please.

Let's not feel you.

Please.

Please.

I'm so sorry.

And you just, you weren't even there.

She wasn't even there.

She wasn't even there.

She wasn't even there.

I told her.

I told her.

I told her.

Like what?

Everybody told her because they were too scared to tell me because they knew I was a Christian.

Who?

Who would see?

No.

No.

I was on Twitter.

And you want to sit here and act like your shit is behind closed doors.

Wait, that's on Twitter?

Yes, motherfuckers on Twitter because anything you do at a party is recorded.

Did it go viral?

No.

The fucking thing got creamy.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Let's make our own viral.

No.

Oh my God.

Please.

Like I don't even know why you didn't hear me after you put it in a basic bitch.

You don't like this part, do you?

No.

And it felt like eight inches when I liked you.

Exactly.

Exactly.

So the way you thought your three inches was going to go viral.

For real?

But it's thick.

But it was thick.

It's literally like this thick.

Like a hand palm.

It's like a cheese wheel.

It's like my pinky.

And you tried and you did your best but I didn't.

So you faked it?

No.

Because I liked you.

But you know what?

It was real because I felt it in my heart but after that.

I feel you in my heart.

Oh my God.

Please.

Please.

I'm going to put this in a video.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

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Oh my god. You're my bunny, honey. You're my little bunny. Please. Please.

Don't even fucking look at her. Don't. No. Because you're not gonna find the words looking at her.

He doesn't even find the words at all. He has nothing else to say. Nothing else to say.

All I have to say is that like... You shouldn't even say anything. I'm just...

You meant so much to me. Me doing that, it was an accident. I didn't mean to do it. Everyone

never ever happened again. Look at me. I didn't mean to do it. I'm talking about another gas fighting.

Alright, both of you look at me then. If you're gonna talk, this is a conversation between

all three of us. So you're gonna listen. Look at me. Look at me. Alright. This will never happen again.

And it won't because we're not dating. No. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

No. She's not dating. She's not dating. She asked when you asked me out and I said yes. Like what?

You asked me out. Oh my god. Please. You asked me out. You kept coming over to

Mcmurray and obviously... I wrote you all those letters. I did everything.

I showed you how much I loved you and everything. It's genuinely so crazy. You know what I mean?

Like so stupid. I'm fucking pathetic. I'm fucking pathetic. I can't. I'm so stupid. I can't. Yeah.

It was stupid, wasn't it? I'm such an idiot. And tell me more. And tell me more.

Yeah.

Cry it out. Please. Buddy, please. Oh, please. Please. We're such a little conflict. No. Little

conflict feeling. Please. Oh my god. No. Put my fucking pillow down. No. I wanna give it to you.

No. You're eating my pillow. I wanna give it back. I wanna give it back. I wanna give it back.

I wanna give it back. I wanna give it back. I'm sorry. No. Please. No. No. Fuck it.

Okay. It's the switch up. It's the switch up. You know what? You know what? No. No.

Cause I'm really good at it. See? This is like a manipulation thing.

Oh fuck manipulation thing. Oh fuck manipulation thing. Oh look at that

bank pop in your forehead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How's it feel? Huh? I don't fucking... Yeah,

you don't? Just like I didn't like fucking finding out that you cheated on me with a bitch name.

It was an accident. Oh, you fucking people. It was an accident. She doesn't even go to school.

How the fuck was she at the party? Yeah. Why did she do this? Yeah. What? You didn't invite her?

No. I did not invite her. No. I did not invite her. No. I did not. I did not do that. I did not do that.

Stop putting words in my mouth. Stop putting... This is why they want her here. Every time she

comes here, you always wanna put words in people's mouths and do all this stuff. Okay? That's not

gonna happen. You gotta stop doing that. It's not nice. You're gonna make her fuck you up.

You're gonna make her stop. She put words in anybody's mouth. If you fucked up and you're

being held accountable for your fucking life. How is she putting it? I didn't fuck up. I was fucked up.

Yeah, you were fucked up and you fucked up while you were fucked up and I'm fucked up because

you fucked up and so that's why this is a wrap, truly. Yeah, it's fucking over. Yeah, like what?

What did you think? Just tell me what I need to do. What do you need to do? Tell me what the

fuck can you do. Yeah, you could leave. But I wanna stay here. Okay. For what? Are you okay,

right? Why the fuck are you here? Because I love you. Oh my god, you love me. I love you. It's been a month.

How do you love anybody in a month? Yeah, how do you love anybody in a month much less? You can't even

take me to get real food. You fucking come here and cook ramen noodles. Like that's so... Yeah.

I'll cut the scallions and shit. Oh my god, the scallions and fucking ramen would be disgusting.

After all that stuff, you know, I don't know, bro. Like I just try. I'm trying my hardest. Oh my god.

I'm trying my hardest. You know what I mean? I try my hardest for you. Yeah. I've been like ever since

the first day I saw you. Oh, here it is. The only thing that was harder is that you were already

happy. Oh my god. Let's not forget. No. Let's not forget. What's hard is listening to your

fucking yapping. And she's going yeah. While I'm trying to fucking talk to my girlfriend

because we're not broken up. Not girlfriend. You're my girlfriend. I'm not your girlfriend.

Yes you are. You're my girlfriend. We made a promise to be together forever. Yes and you cheated on me.

Forever does not, it's not inclusive to you fucking other people. I didn't even come though. You didn't even come?

Because I'm on the track of tumor. So you cheated on me. I thought it was you. That's honestly a lot more fun. I thought it was you. That is more fun. I thought it was you. I was like ew.

How is that more insulting? Because you're a rock-diver. Why are you helping a girl that turns you off?

I thought it was you. She was wearing a mask. She was wearing a mask. I thought it was you. Oh my god. What?

This is lying. Nobody. He is lying. This is bullshit. This is bullshit bro. I bet it is. You know what else is bullshit? Me fucking even coming here thinking that like you're slaying off.

I don't know why the fuck you came here to be here. I left school to enjoy you. Yeah. Maybe that's the problem. You left school. Maybe you should start going to school so you can see that I'm the right one for you.

Oh my god please. I leave school for the first day of the fucking semester and you have the audacity. She has straight A's. What the fuck are your grades? Aren't you in like maybe year 9?

Shut up. How do you even know about that? Everybody knows. Everybody knows. Oh my god. Why are you in the same class as a freshman you're crazy. Alright. And I'm 19.

I'm having an accident. Like what's in the head? That's so confusing. He's saying it's an accident. Because she was going to fail me. You know what I mean? She was like she was helping me out.

You know and we were like in the same class and all that shit. How can a fucking student fail you? Because she was going to be my tutor. She was going to like help me out. Tutors can't fail you. Yeah but if I didn't like you know what I mean? Like help her out. She wasn't going to help me out. You can pay for a fucking tutor.

I don't have money right now. You don't have money? No because I spent it all on you. Oh my god. All the fucking ramen. Oh my god. Every bit of the 63 cents per bag. No. You're not. The ramen wasn't good enough. The feeding wasn't good enough. It wasn't good enough. Like why would it be? What about the affection that I showed you?

Oh the affection. The affection. Yeah. All the letters that I wrote you for months and months. You know what I mean? All the calls that would just go straight to voicemail. Exactly. Like what would happen if I really got a voicemail?

I didn't fucking call. You're not calling. You know I answer the phone. It's the one thing I do. Talking about calls going to voicemail. I had it fucking mind truly. Like I picked these out specifically for you because I know your favorite color is purple. I know you like these. Yeah but that's a lot of pink. But it looks like purple. Are you fucking color blind? A little bit. Is that why you thought that it was her in the dark? Yes. Because you're fucking blind? No because I'm stupid. I'm stupid. He's lying like he's lying.

No. Like you're all I need. You're all I need. I crave you. Yeah. I crave you. Like whatever happened there, that was, it would never happen again. It's nothing. I know that. That's what I'm saying. We're not even that far into a relationship and you're already fucking up and asking for forgiveness. Exactly. That's... You could have just ignored me. There we go. You know? It was so far in a relationship. Right? It was not that far into a relationship. It was so early on.

It was so far down in a relationship that like I said things were a big deal. You didn't think it was a big deal. But you're here. This is a learning lesson. I'm taking accountability. This is a learning lesson. Let's move on. You know? Let's move on. No. No. There is no moving on. I'm not talking to you. I'm not asking you questions right? So I don't know why you're answering. But anyways. No because you're here for me. What are you talking about? But you weren't even there so I don't know why you're talking. You're just here just like to yell at me again. She wasn't there but she saw it just like I did. What a fucking pain.

Oh my gosh. Just because you saw it doesn't mean it was real. It literally... It was your face. Fucking... Yeah. I was fucking her. But with you we make love.

Okay. Oh my god. Are you serious? I promise you. It's all the same shit. Baby girl. Baby girl please. No. Please. No. Oh my god.

No amount of baby girls and pleases are gonna fucking happen. And they shouldn't be.

We have a trip literally like coming up. Fuck the trip. We have a trip. We have reservations and everything like...

Now you're stepping on me because I'm pathetic. This is too fucking pointless.

Shit's about to happen. I should've done it. I should've done it.

This is the worst thing I've ever. Genuinely.

And I really thought I was a good guy. I really like you. You know what I mean? Like you bought everything.

I even told you to my best friend. Oh my god. And here I am with my best friend fucking you.

Where's he at? Where's your support?

He's just trying to get in the way.

It's not even like that. I don't know why you're yelling at me like you're mad at me like I'm cheating.

Yelling?

I'm just yelling at you. It was an accident. It was all an accident. A fucking accident.

I'm so stupid.

Just let him get out. Oh my god.

I hate you.

Big tears. Big crocodile tears.

Yeah, look him back to see. Look him back to see. He might see you.

Big crocodile tears. Bullshit.

That's so crazy.

No, I'm being serious. I just need to like look at me. Look at me. I'm here. I came here. I came here to talk.

I thought it was a fake. I didn't expect your friend to be here.

Why wouldn't you be here?

Because I wanted it. I don't know. I don't know. I just wanted it to be us.

I just wanted it to be us so we can talk.

So he can manipulate you.

So we can talk. It's not to manipulate her.

Yeah.

It's not to manipulate her. Come. Just listen. Please.

Oh my god. What is there to listen to?

Listen to me. Please. Just listen to me. Please.

I'm listening.

I'm sorry. What I did was fucked up. I understand. It was messed up. It will never happen again.

You're all I think about. You're like I dream about you.

You dream about me?

I dream about you. I almost got your name tatted on my chest.

You're my everything.

What is almost?

Because look at what's going on. You're here. You're just being all like, you know what I mean?

Like just hating on me. You're not supporting me. You know what I mean?

You're not supporting the happiness that you see that I provide for your friend.

For your best friend. She's so happy with me.

Like that show.

I was happy until you fucking cheated on me.

It won't happen again.

And it will happen again.

Don't believe it.

You said thank you to that guy at the store.

Oh my god.

Like you said thank you to the guy at the store.

And then I fucked a girl and now wow I'm the bad guy.

You cheated on me too.

The guy at the beauty store. You're like oh thank you. Have a nice beautiful day.

Yeah. You told me I was the best.

Oh that fucking shit. You don't think that's disrespectful to me?

Is it?

Oh my god. Really disrespectful to you.

I had anger. I had sadness in me.

And I thought it was you at the party so I fucked her.

And I came here.

Yo. Venus stop talking please while I try to talk to the love of my life.

Oh my god. The love of my life.

I'm trying to talk to the love of my life right now.

And all you're doing is just trying to make it worse.

So please just like stop talking.

You put a sock in it or something.

I'm just trying to make sure that she doesn't talk to me.

Yes I understand. That's awesome.

Now I'm talking to my girl. Baby. Baby girl. Bunny. Sweetie pie. My one and only. My love.

I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Just listen. Please forgive me.

If you took the time to read the letters that I sent you. You know what I mean?

I wrote all the letters. And it doesn't mean shit.

Let me try to at least get one of them.

You know what I mean? Like fucking.

Like look.

Nice tits. Your tits are fucking amazing.

Why would you?

I admire your fucking beautiful tits.

Oh my god.

Now no no no. I know. Look.

Yours always. Dear bunny boo.

I was thinking about you during math class today actually.

I'm always thinking about you.

But I couldn't concentrate at all because I kept wondering what you were doing.

And now you're here. You skipped school.

You know what? Fuck this. You're not even listening.

I'm listening. I was thinking you tell me a bunch of shit.

I skipped school because I don't want to deal with you.

I was thinking I had bonkers. Food. I was going to take us.

You know we're going to skip lunch.

And you know what I mean? Do stuff.

So you're mad at me for skipping school and you were going to technically skip school.

I have a problem with that.

No it's not even that. We were going to do it together.

That's the thing.

But you didn't tell me. So I came to your house. I saw your location.

And I was like yeah. Let me just pull up and see what's good with this girl.

And try to talk to her. And you open the door. All hostile. All angry at me.

You know what I mean? I don't want to talk to you. Why are you fucking here?

I didn't know you saw that. It was an accident. How do you even see?

It was in the fucking dark. You know what I mean?

If it didn't even go viral how the fuck did you see it? Meaning it never fucking happened.

Just because it didn't go viral doesn't mean it didn't happen.

I wore a condom. I wore a condom.

My skin didn't touch her skin. Therefore I didn't fuck her.

The condom fucked her.

No. And I fucked her. I make love to you baby.

And tell me. Those three inches don't think you like eight inches baby girl.

Not anymore. The fuck?

Don't think you like eight inches. No.

Oh my goodness. I'll get penis enlargement surgery for you.

I'll give you a fifteen inch.

Like I'll just. I'll do anything for you.

I'll do anything. I bought you a pony. I bought you a car. I bought you a house.

No you didn't. You bought me fucking ramen noodles.

Yeah but that's coming later.

You're such a pathetic piece of shit.

Are you crying?

It's so sad. It's so pathetic is what it is.

Because you got caught. I hate being a hellhole.

Look please have more. Have more.

Okay yeah you have more.

Look please. You make my life bright. You make my life bright. Look at you.

So why did you cheat? Why did you cheat?

Because it was dark. She makes it bright.

It's not bright. The other girl made it dark.

You said it was literally in the dark.

Yes. See your lips are so soft and I love that.

And I'm not just talking about the northern ones.

Oh my god. Baby girl. I miss you so much.

Yeah I bet you do.

I miss you. Please. I have another one for you. I think you're going to like this one.

You're my favorite Zodiac sign.

My god. Yeah.

We're literally so rich. We're literally so rich.

Just because our sign is hard.

I look up online all the time. I look up online all the time. I look up our victory all the time.

You have too many five place picks to pick from.

That's what it is.

Can you ever focus on my quiz? When the back of your head is staring at me.

I don't even remember receiving that but that shit is a joke.

Yeah because the back of your head is ridiculous. It's beautiful.

Are you trying to tell me I have a big head? What's next?

No. I was trying to say that girl that cranium is beautiful.

Oh my god. Okay.

That cranium is beautiful. Look at this. I have another one for you.

What does that say? I love you.

Please. Please baby girl. Please.

They're genuinely just words.

They're words but they can't. Look at all this. Look at all of this. Look at all of that fucking shit.

Look at all the fucking letters. Look at all the fucking letters that I write to you.

And you never write any of them. They're all fucking folded still.

They're all still fucking folded. Like look at this one. Look at this one.

You're my everything.

Liar.

Alright liar. Coincidentally I just throw out all the fucking letters and you're my everything is the first one I picked.

See it's the universe.

You're reading through them. What are you talking about?

What it? What does it mean something?

It means something.

It literally doesn't.

And it should mean something to you.

I wish it did. It would mean more to me if you didn't cheat on me.

What kind of guy does that? How are you going to write me a bunch of love letters and cheat?

Because you won't respond.

I thought I'm insecure. I'm insecure of myself.

Me, you know what I mean? Like just being such a everybody wants me and everything right?

It's a lie. Nobody wants you.

Nobody ever you know so her showing me a little bit of affection and all that.

It made me, it reminded me of something that I was missing.

What were you missing when I've been here? That's what's so confusing.

Is you talking about, he talks about.

No. You want to know what I was missing?

I was missing you.

Oh my god.

I was missing, I was missing.

I barely see you earlier in the day.

And you fucked somebody else that night.

Yeah but.

It's. What?

It's just you are the woman of my dreams.

You know like that's it.

What I guess she'll be seeing me.

You are the woman, you're the woman of my dreams like.

Because I love you.

It's like when you knew your boyfriend.

Exactly. I'm a good boyfriend. I told that once.

I didn't bring you for this ice cream.

Haven't you?

You knew you got it.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.

You knew I had an idea.

Hey I have an idea. That test that you took last week.

Yeah.

Where did you get the answers?

I fucking studied for this.

You're cheating.

Oh my god.

The pussy I got last night.

Uh huh. What?

I cheated. We both cheated.

I did not cheat on my test.

Just because I'm smart doesn't mean that I have to cheat.

Yeah she's never cheated a day in her life.

No. I saw, I saw.

I saw the answers. I saw the answer. No. You had it. You had it. It's okay.

I'm not going to tell anybody. I'm not going to tell.

See here, here. We get back together, right? And I won't tell the teacher.

You can tell the teacher whatever you want.

I'm just trying to know.

And I won't tell the teacher.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What teacher? We're in different classes.

Yeah well I'm not the dean.

Okay and everybody knows the dean. You go to the same school.

Yeah well I'm going to tell him.

Okay yeah.

Do you love me? Yes or no? Yes.

My god really.

I can't even give you.

What the fuck?

No one's an answer.

Do you love me? Pick one. Pick one.

Oh my god.

Do you love me? Pick one.

There is, covering the other option doesn't make it.

There's only one option and it's us. It's us. Remember the future plans that we had?

Yeah.

We're going to buy those acres and buy those animals.

Yeah because you know that I want to farm. But everybody knows that I want to farm.

I want to farm.

Oh my god.

That was our thing.

I wanted to farm.

I was supposed to, you know you're supposed to fucking take care of the land.

I was supposed to take care of the land and milk the cows and shit. You know what I mean?

And it would have been great if you had it fucked up.

And then I should have been your cow but.

Oh my god.

I've fucked up.

Wow.

I'm just a pile of shit now.

It's so gross.

The manure to fertilize my plants.

It just means that.

It means you should.

Otherwise I'm still here.

Now that this shit.

I'm fucking staying here. I don't give a fuck. I'm fucking staying here.

I guess you better get comfortable.

I'm just lying around.

Hey. Hey.

I'm chilling.

And you're going to look at my face the whole fucking time.

Okay.

And then you're going to hear my voice.

So how's your day been, Venus?

Yeah, Venus. How has your day been?

He's not here anymore.

How's your day been? What do you want to get for dinner?

I don't know. What should we get for dinner?

We should get some KTV.

No.

I was thinking maybe we could go out for like a steakhouse or something.

Oh, yeah.

I would love that.

I would love that.

I would love that.

Well, he's trying to invite me.

No, he's staying here.

He's staying here.

I'm staying here.

No, no.

We're not.

I'm going to go with you guys.

We've been having a great time.

Yeah.

It's going to be fun.

Don't worry.

I'll have my friend pick us up because you know I don't have a vehicle.

Oh my God.

So it's like it's cool.

It's all on.

The list of his failures.

You know what I mean?

Like I just put it on my tab.

We're chilling.

I'm surprised.

I'm surprised.

Of course, you would want to fuck me.

I don't have a car.

I barely have any money.

I have a tiny dick.

Come on.

Who the fuck doesn't want me?

Who the fuck doesn't want me?

My breath smells.

I smegma.

Come on.

Oh my God.

Clean your dick and wash your fucking mouth.

Oh, I do.

Is that why you have smegma?

I can't even say it because it's so gross.

It is gross.

I thought you liked it.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

I do.

Is it gross?

I thought you liked it.

I don't know anybody that would like that.

But you like cheese.

I like hand-wrapped cheese cornices.

My hand just stands still like fucking second.

What are you?

I'm rude.

You gave me like a headache.

Oh my God.

I just want you back.

I know I fucked up, and I just want you back.

I'm not leaving.

I'm just going to chill here until it's after.

Well you're not coming to dinner with us.

I don't know.

Yeah.

So let's chill here.

You guys.

You know what?

You guys can go to dinner here.

I want to go to dinner right now.

Okay.

I'll sit here and I'll wait and I'll keep you side of the bedroom.

You'll keep my side of the bedroom?

Yeah.

I pretty god you'll lay in my bed with your dirty ass.

I'll wash it.

I'll wash it.

You'll wash your ass in the sheets?

I'll wash my body with your favorite scent.

Oh my god.

Not my hand even though it's so weird.

It's very weird all the boys.

You can be here on the first place.

Because you just like kind of leave.

You're just an asshole.

I can't believe.

Like, we'll go out to dinner and like what sounds good?

I'm getting a steak.

I think that that would be a great idea if we did that.

I too believe like this.

It's a week.

It's a dinner for two.

Yeah, dinner for three.

Yeah.

You, you and me.

Oh my god.

Dinner for three.

You, you and me.

You know what I mean?

So, it'd be good.

But I'm going to chill with you.

You ladies make up your mind.

I'll be here.

I'll be here.

But just know, just know.

It's so creepy.

It feels like he's coming.

I know.

It's so creepy.

I don't even want to, I don't even want to come to dinner.

I just, I just want to have, why can't we, why can't we just start a rekindle this?

What the fuck is this?

What is that rekindle?

I messed up once.

I messed up once.

It would never happen again.

Oh my god.

It would never happen again.

So fucked up.

Dina stop.

Look.

You have some nice kids too.

Oh my god.

We're not dating.

You're such a jerk.

Look.

We're not dating.

I miss you so much.

Ugh.

Illy.

You don't even have like the odd dad, you don't have the coof to spell it out.

You hit me with an I and a Y.

You don't even know what that means right?

Remember he's a great behind.

He is a great behind.

That's kind of fucked up.

I'm less.

Yeah.

Sound it out.

I'm too dumb.

Sound it out.

I'm too stupid.

It's not on the calculator.

I know.

I'm too stupid.

That's why I cheated in.

Because I have accountability.

You are not being accountable.

You repeatedly try to say in this argument that you didn't cheat.

Alright I did.

Okay so you acknowledge it.

Yes.

So why are you here?

Because I want to say I'm sorry.

Oh my god.

You said you're sorry.

It's been exhausted.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Please.

I can't listen to her music.

I'm making my head hurt.

He's sorry.

He's sorry.

He's sorry.

Fuck.

We were so sorry.

Why did you do it?

That's what I'm saying.

If you knew.

If you.

You probably thought that you were smart enough to get away with it.

But you're not even smart enough to pass the fucking classes you're in.

Fuck dude.

Um I mean they are special classes.

Because you are not up to par with the rest of our class.

What do you mean?

They're special classes.

Meaning that they're special more.

Specialer than yours.

Specialer.

They're more special.

Specialer.

They're more special than we really are.

My god.

So yeah.

You really are so stupid.

What do you mean?

I'm in a special class.

You're in a special class.

You're just in a regular class.

Like anything that's better than me.

You're right behind us.

Oh my god.

Get a load of this one.

You haven't been responding to my letters.

Are you mad at me?

Of course you're fucking mad.

Yes I had to fuck Maddie so I could pass the test if I don't get a load of this.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I had to fuck Maddie so I could pass the test.

If I don't pass the test I'm not going to be in the same grade as you guys.

What the fuck are you saying?

And I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Hey buddy.

What are you going to say?

I was...

Read it.

Read it.

I can't even read it.

It's so stupid.

Like what even is this?

Don't say that.

I'm staring at your locker today.

You know how much time it took me to show up?

I don't know why but every time I see you I get this stupid smile on my face and it won't

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You can't be sorry.

Did I do it like that?

Did I ever do that to someone so great and so amazing like you?

Can you really shut the fuck up please?

That was, that was such a...

Did you do it to yourself, really?

Hold your breath till your face turns purple, what the fuck?

You better breathe your pops out or then I can't breathe my whole face out.

What does that mean?

That's my mouth.

You're going to be like a little boy trying to speak to me.

I'm so sorry.

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I'm not even going to give you a second.

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Alright?

Yeah.

Okay.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Fuck!

What a loser.

Oh god.