Original subtitles

>> Steve: FROM 30 ROCKEFELLER

PLAZA HERE IN NEW YORK CITY,

IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING

JIMMY FALLON."

AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST,

JIMMY FALLON

♪

♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: OH, TOO MUCH

NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT

COME ON, COME ON

OH

OH

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

PLEASE

PLEASE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

PLEASE, NO

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

THANK YOU.

HAVE A SEAT.

WELCOME.

ENJOY YOURSELF

HOT CROWD.

WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"

EVERYBODY.

>> Steve: OH

>> Jimmy: THIS IS IT

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, BABY.

WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME,

EVERYBODY.

LOOKING GOOD

YEAH

SOUNDING GOOD.

I LOVE IT.

YOU GUYS TODAY, EARLIER TODAY,

MILLIONS OF STUDENTS ACROSS THE

COUNTRY WENT BACK TO SCHOOL.

THAT WAS TODAY

[ BOOING ]

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

KIDS TOLD THEIR PARENTS, "I'LL

MISS YOU SO MUCH."

AND THEIR PARENTS WERE LIKE,

"AND I'LL SEE YOU AFTER

SCHOOL."

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT WAS A PRETTY TYPICAL DAY FOR

MOST STUDENTS.

TEACHERS STARTED OFF BY ASKING,

"DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THEIR

SUPPLIES?"

AND THEN STUDENTS WERE LIKE,

"YEP, HEADPHONES, VAPE PEN, AND

CBD GUMMIES.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

BUT NEW YORK CITY'S PUBLIC

SCHOOLS ARE TRYING TO BE

HEALTHIER THIS YEAR, SO THEY'RE

NO LONGER SERVING SALAMI OR

BOLOGNA SANDWICHES

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, INSTEAD THEY'RE GOING

WITH ORGANIC, FREE RANGE

PIGEON

>> Steve: OH

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: HEY, DID YOU GUYS

ENJOY LABOR DAY WEEKEND?

DID YOU HAVE FUN

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

AND DON'T WORRY, WHILE EVERYONE

WAS RELAXING, THE PRESIDENT WAS

HARD AT WORK

AND BY HARD AT WORK, I MEAN HE

SENT OVER 120 TWEETS THIS

WEEKEND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO TRUMP'S BEEN -- THAT'S REAL,

BY THE WAY

[ LAUGHTER ]

TRUMP'S BEEN BUSY DEALING WITH

HURRICANE DORIAN

HE'S ACTUALLY BEEN MONITORING

IT VERY CLOSELY.

HE RETWEETED THIS UPDATE FROM

FEMA

YEAH, HERE HE RETWEETED THIS

FROM NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER

AND THEN HE HERE IS GETTING

INTO A TWITTER FEUD WITH

"WILL & GRACE" ACTRESS

DEBRA MESSING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Steve: OH

>> Jimmy: HE DID THE BEST HE

COULD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND WITH THE HURRICANE POSSIBLY

HITTING FLORIDA, TRUMP'S NOT

TAKING ANY CHANCES

HE EVEN SENT DON, JR. TO THE

ROOF OF MAR-A-LAGO TO GIVE HIM

LIVE UPDATES

[ LAUGHTER ]

"JUST, STAY UP THERE, DON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AIM THE GOLF CLUB AT THE

BIGGEST CLOUD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

TAKE THE GRIP OFF.

I WANT METAL ON METAL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I WANT YOU TO HOLD IT AND JUST

AIM IT AND SHOW ME WHERE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT GET THIS, DURING A PRESS

CONFERENCE, TRUMP SAID THAT

HE'S NEVER EVEN HEARD OF A

A CATEGORY FIVE HURRICANE.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

SO THEY EXPLAINED IT TO HIM

LIKE THIS.

THEY SAID, "LOOK, IF THIS IS A

A CATEGORY ONE -

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEN THIS IS A CATEGORY FIVE."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

HE'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO

THANK YOU.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

DON, STAY UP THERE, DON.

SOME MORE NEWS

[ LAUGHTER ]

TRUMP'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT JUST

RESIGNED AFTER SHE SHARED

DETAILS ABOUT TRUMP'S FAMILY

WITH JOURNALISTS AT AN OFF THE

RECORD DINNER.

HONESTLY, THIS DOESN'T SEEM

LIKE IT'S AN EASY JOB TO FILL.

WHEN OFFERED THE POSITION, EVEN

ALEXA WAS LIKE -

>> NO WAY IN HELL.

>> Jimmy: AND YOU GO, "OH,

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU DON'T WANT THAT.

THAT'S -

[ APPLAUSE ]

CHECK THIS OUT, THIS WEEKEND,

POLICE IN SCOTLAND WERE CALLED

AFTER THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE

SIGNED UP TO PLAY A MASSIVE

GAME OF "HIDE AND SEEK" INSIDE

AN IKEA.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH

IT ONLY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE

POLICE 20 MINUTES TO ASSEMBLE

A TEAM, BUT SINCE IT WAS IKEA,

IT TOOK THEM SEVEN HOURS

[ LAUGHTER ]

♪

[ APPLAUSE ]

THE POLICE HAD VERY CLEAR

DIRECTIONS, BUT THEN ALL THE

DADS JUST THREW THOSE TO THE

SIDE AND JUST KIND OF GUESSED

THEIR WAY THROUGH IT

♪

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, POLICE FOUND THE SUSPECTS

BY FOLLOWING A TRAIL OF SWEDISH

MEATBALLS.

♪

[ LAUGHTER ]

♪

YEAH, PEOPLE WHO GOT CAUGHT

JUST PLED INSANITY

TURNS OUT THEY JUST HAD

A COUPLE SCREWS LOOSE.

♪

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

♪

IT WAS -- IT WAS EASY TO SPOT,

BECAUSE THE HIDE-AND-SEEKERS --

BECAUSE THEIR FEET WERE

STICKING OUT FROM UNDER

A FLUGELDUGEL AND

NERGENFLERGEN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

♪

>> Tariq: COME ON, COME ON

STOP, MAN.

THAT'S ENOUGH.

THAT'S ENOUGH IKEA JOKES, OKAY

>> Jimmy: COME ON.

>> Tariq: YOU GOT TO GET TO THE

REST OF THE SHOW

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, I GOT TO

GET --

>> Tariq: LESTER HOLT HAS BEEN

WAITING FOR SEVEN HOURS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE PRETTY ANGRY

RIGHT NOW.

I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEONE GET THIS

ANGRY SINCE --

>> Tariq: AH-AH!

DON'T -- DON'T DO IT, JIMMY.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN

SOMEONE GET THIS -

>> Tariq: AH-AH!

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

DON'T DO IT.

>> Jimmy: SINCE THEY TRIED TO

PUT TOGETHER A BOOKSHELF FROM

IKEA

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

WELL, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING

I SAW THAT A LOCK OF

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S HAIR IS

GOING UP FOR AUCTION

AND IT'S EXPECTED TO SELL FOR

AT LEAST $50,000

AS SOON AS HE HEARD THAT, TRUMP

WAS LIKE, "WOW, I HAVE A SHOWER

DRAIN THAT'S WORTH

$20 MILLION.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND FINALLY, THIS IS A CRAZY

STORY, IN AUSTRALIA, A STUDENT

PILOT HAD TO LAND THE PLANE

AFTER HIS FLYING INSTRUCTOR

PASSED OUT DURING HIS VERY

FIRST LESSON

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE STUDENT WAS CONGRATULATED

BY OFFICIALS, WHILE THE

INSTRUCTOR WAS HIRED BY

SPIRIT AIRLINES.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

LET'S START THE SHOW

GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS

COME ON.

♪

♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: WE HAVE GOT A GREAT

SHOW TONIGHT

>> Steve: OH

>> Jimmy: BILL HADER IS HERE IN

THE BUILDING

>> Steve: OH, COME ON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I LOVE HIM

>> Steve: OH

>> Jimmy: I LOVE BILL HADER.

ALSO ONE OF OUR FAVORITES,

CARA DELEVINGNE IS HERE.

>> Steve: OH

>> Jimmy: CARA

CARA DELEVINGNE.

LESTER HOLT IS HERE TONIGHT.

>> Steve: OH

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: WE GOT TO TALK TO

LESTER, BECAUSE LESTER'S DOING

A SPECIAL.

HE STAYED IN A PRISON FOR,

LIKE, THREE DAYS

>> Steve: OOH.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: HE'S DOING A WHOLE

SPECIAL ABOUT IT

HE WAS ACTUALLY IN PRISON.

>> Steve: IN PRISON FOR THREE

DAYS

>> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY

YEAH, I GOT TO TALK TO HIM

ABOUT IT

FIND OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH

LESTER

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT I WANT TO SEE THAT SPECIAL

AND THEN WE GOT GREAT MUSIC.

I LOVE THIS GUY'S VOICE.

ALEC BENJAMIN IS HERE, YOU

GUYS

>> Steve: OH

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: TALENTED GUY

FUN SHOW, WE'RE SO HAPPY TO BE

BACK

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS

THANK YOU FOR HAVING US BACK

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

TWO WEEKS OFF, TOO LONG.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE?

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD BREAK?

>> Steve: IT WAS GREAT

GREAT BREAK.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

GOOD

TARIQ, YOU DO ANYTHING FUN FOR

THE BREAK, THE TWO WEEKS OFF

>> Tariq: NOPE

>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Steve: MR. SUNSHINE

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS THE

U.S. OPEN TENNIS TOURNAMENT --

[ LAUGHTER ]

-- IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AND

WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN

WITH THE PLAYERS

SO WE GAVE A BUNCH OF THEM

WEIRD PHRASES AND ASKED THEM TO

SNEAK THOSE PHRASES INTO THEIR

INTERVIEWS AS CASUALLY AS

POSSIBLE

NO ONE KNEW THAT WE WERE DOING

THIS

THEY JUST WOULD SAY THESE

PHRASES.

IT'S BIZARRE, BUT IT'S SO GOOD

HERE, CHECK IT OUT FOR THE -

CHECK THIS OUT

THIS IS "DROP IT IN.

♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪ DROP IT I

DROP IT IN

D-D-DROP IT IN ♪

>> --JUST HOW THE PREPARATIONS

ARE GOING TO GO, YOU EXPECT,

BEFORE THE U.S. OPEN THIS YEAR

>> WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, I -- I

USUALLY GET INTO NEW YORK

PRETTY EARLY

AND, YOU KNOW, I SPEND, YOU

KNOW, PROBABLY FIVE OR SIX DAYS

TRAINING OVER AT

FLUSHING MEADOWS

AND YOU KNOW, I USED TO TAKE

CAT NAPS

NOW I'M TAKING KITTEN NAPS

WHICH ARE HALF AS LONG BUT

TWICE AS CUTE.

[ DING ]

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

>> IT WAS EASY FOR ME TO BE

ABLE TO SWING OUT AT THE START,

AND THEN IT WAS KIND OF THE --

THE TIGHTER THE STRINGS, THE

SWEETER THE SWINGS A LITTLE

BIT.

[ DING ]

>> I THINK SERENA IS SO GOOD AT

JUST KNOWING HOW TO USE EVERY

PART OF THE KAYAK.

[ DING ]

>> I WOULD BE THERE BECAUSE

SOMEBODY'S PUSHING ME AROUND

SO -- SO I JUST TRY TO DO, YOU

KNOW, GAME, SET, MATCH

DO THE CABBAGE PATCH -

[ DING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>> YEAH.

>> PATIENCE IS NOT ONE OF MY

BEST QUALITIES

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND

THREE TENNIS BALLS IN

A PRINGLES CAN

[ DING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I LOOK FORWARD TO TRAINING

AND IMPROVING SOME OF MY

THINGS

YEAH, I MEAN, SLAP YOUR DAD AND

CALL HIM BRAD.

[ DING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> THIS FINAL AGAINST ROGER, I

MANAGED TO PLAY THE BEST TENNIS

OF THAT WEEK

AND OBVIOUSLY WHEN THE SCORE

WAS DEUCE, AND JUICE GOT LOOSE

[ DING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> IT'S BASICALLY INSTINCT,

UM -

>> WHEN THE SCORE IS DEUCE, THE

JUICE GETS LOOSE

[ DING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> --SWEATY HUGS, SWEATY

HIGH-FIVES

TEAM TOWEL

LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO

AGREED TO THAT

THISH ISH TENNISH.

[ DING ]

I MEAN, I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW

WHAT WE'RE DOING

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: THISH ISH TENNISH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

THAT'S THE BEST.

THAT IS THE BEST

>> Steve: COME ON.

>> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS SO

HAPPY --

THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT

I -- "THISH ISH TENNISH" IS

WHAT I WROTE

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

I WAS LIKE, "NONE OF THEM WILL

DO THAT ONE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I WAS HOPING THAT MAYBE

JOHN McENROE WOULD BE LIKE,

"THISH ISH TENNISH."

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, AND JUST SEE IF HE CAN

HEAR -

DUDE, SHE DID, LIKE, A

A CHARACTER AND EVERYTHING

IT WAS SO GOOD

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEY WERE ALL GREAT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL THE

PLAYERS, THE USTA.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

THE ATP AND WTA TOURS AND THE

CINCINNATI TOURNAMENT.

STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT

BACK WITH MORE OF

"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.

COME ON BACK

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

>> Jimmy: IT SURE IS SPOOKY OUT

HERE TONIGHT

WHEN I'M SPOOKED, WHAT MAKES ME

FEEL BETTER IS TELLING SCARY

STORIES.

>> I GOT A REALLY SCARY STORY.

DO YOU KNOW THE ONE ABOUT THE

MAN WITH THE HOOKED HANDS?

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NOT THOSE

KIND OF STORIES, REAL SCARY

STORIES.

>> HOW REAL ARE WE TALKING

LIKE, REAL REAL OR REAL REAL

REAL

>> Jimmy: REAL REAL REAL

I'LL GO FIRST.

THIS ONE WILL SEND SHIVERS DOWN

THE CURVATURE OF YOUR SPINE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEARS BACK, THERE WAS AN OLD

BARN UP ON THE HILL.

AND THERE WAS A WEDDING IN THAT

BARN

AND I WAS INVITED AS A PLUS

ONE.

I DIDN'T KNOW A SINGLE SOUL

THERE.

[ GASPING

THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART

THE WORST PART WAS -

THEY WEREN'T SERVING ALCOHOL

[ SCREAMING

I HAD TO TALK TO PEOPLE, YEAH.

WHO DOES THAT?

>> I PEED A LITTLE IN MY PANTS

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,

YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

>> BUT I HAVE AN EVEN SCARIER

ONE.

THIS ONE WILL CHILL YOU TO THE

BONE

IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY

A GUY AT WORK SAID, "HEY, HAPPY

BIRTHDAY."

>> AND THEN?

>> I SAID, "THANKS, YOU TOO.

[ SCREAMING

>> Jimmy: THAT'S A SO --

THAT'S A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

>> TRUE.

A SO-FAUX PAS.

>> Jimmy: YEAH

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> OKAY, YOU THINK THOSE ARE

SCARY?

OKAY

I WAS ONCE ON A DATE WITH

A GUY.

I KNOW, WEIRD, RIGHT

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE SEEMED NORMAL, YOU KNOW

BUT OUT OF NOWHERE, HE SAID

SOMETHING THAT WILL HAUNT ME

UNTIL THE DAY OF DIE

>> Jimmy: NO

>> YEAH, I CAN SOMETIMES HEAR

IT AT NIGHT.

HE SAID, "I HOPE YOU LIKE VAPE

TRICKS."

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I HAVE --

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

>> -- CHILLS

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> AND THEN HE DID VAPE TRICKS

>> Jimmy: NO, NO

>> NO!

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD

WITH THE RINGS AND -

>> LIKE --

>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND -- OH, NO.

GOSH

>> TERRIFYING.

>> Jimmy: THAT IS SO SCARY

>> SO BAD.

>> I CAN DO YOU ONE WORSE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LAST YEAR I HAD GINGIVITIS

[ SCREAMING

THAT'S NOT THE SCARY PART.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

ANYWAY, I WENT FOR A CHECKUP

RECENTLY, AND THE DENTIST SAID,

"LOOKING GOOD, I CAN TELL

YOU'VE BEEN FLOSSING."

AND I LOOKED RIGHT AT HER AND I

SAID -

>> NO, DON'T SAY IT!

I CAN'T --

>> I SAID, "YOU, TOO."

[ SCREAMING

I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: OH, MY -

>> I DID IT AGAIN.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, SIMILAR

SCARY.

>> SIMILAR SCARY

>> Jimmy: SIMILAR SCARY STORY.

>> DOUBLE SCARE.

>> Jimmy: WOW.

THIS ONE I HAVE FOR YOU IS SO

SCARY THE ONLY PERSON I EVER

TOLD IT TO WAS MY THERAPIST.

>> OH, GOD

>> Jimmy: AFTER THAT, SHE QUIT

THE BIZ AND BECAME A JUDGE ON

"DANCING WITH THE STARS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ANYWAY, ONE DAY --

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

SO I SAW SOMEONE WAVING AT ME.

SO I WAVED BACK.

THEN I REALIZED HE WAS ACTUALLY

WAVING TO SOMEONE BEHIND ME.

SO I PRETENDED TO BE DIRECTING

TRAFFIC.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I STAYED AND DIRECTED TRAFFIC

FOR THREE HOURS.

AND I'VE GONE BACK THERE TO

DIRECT TRAFFIC EVERY DAY SINCE

JUST TO KEEP UP THE CHARADE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NO!

>> Jimmy: I DID!

>> NO!

THAT'S NOTHING

MY SKIN'S A-TINGLING JUST

THINKING ABOUT THIS SPOOKY

TALE

[ LAUGHTER ]

SETTLE IN.

>> I'M SETTLED

>> THE OTHER DAY, I COUGHED,

BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A SNEEZE

SO SOMEONE TURNED TO ME AND

SAID, "BLESS YOU."

THEN I TURNED TO THEM AND I

SAID -

>> Jimmy: LET ME GUESS

YOU SAID, "YOU TOO."

>> NO.

I SAID, "OIL ME UP, DADDY.

IT'S DINNERTIME, AND I'M A

A LITTLE SOUP BOY, CHOMPA,

CHOMPA."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ SCREAMING

>> Jimmy: HEY, IS THERE

SOMETHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU?

>> YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE A BUNCH

OF SUNSETS I TOOK ON MY PHONE?

[ SCREAMING

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN

EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN

THE NEW MOVIE,

"IT CHAPTER TWO", WHICH IS IN

THEATRES AND IMAX ON FRIDAY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE

WELCOME BILL HADER

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU, BILL.

>> HI, GUYS.

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR

BEING HERE

WELCOME BACK -

>> THANKS, MAN

>> Jimmy: TO THE SHOW.

I KNOW YOU'RE A VERY, VERY BUSY

MAN.

YOU'RE OFF TO THE EMMYS VERY

SOON

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU WERE

NOMINATED.

YOU HAVE TWO SHOWS NOMINATED

"BARRY" --

[ CHEERS ]

AND, YEAH.

>> THANK YOU

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY

>> THANKS.

>> Jimmy: AND "DOCUMENTARY

NOW.

>> YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: BETWEEN BOTH OF THOSE

SHOWS, YOU HAVE 21 EMMY

NOMINATIONS.

>> YEAH, NO, IT'S CRAZY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

IT'S KIND OF CRAZY, YEAH

>> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING

>> IT'S COOL

I'M HAPPY THAT ON "BARRY", THAT

SARAH GOLDBERG AND

ANTHONY CARRIGAN, WHO PLAYS

NOHO HANK, AND STEPHEN ROOT,

THEY ALL GOT NOMINATED

THEY'D NEVER BEEN NOMINATED

BEFORE

>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN.

>> SO THAT WAS -- YEAH, THAT

WAS AWESOME.

YEAH

>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC,

DUDE

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST CRUSHING

IT

>> THANKS.

>> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE

TALKING ABOUT THE EPISODE THAT

YOU DIRECTED

I BELIEVE IT WAS "RONNY/LILY"?

>> YEAH, "RONNY/LILY" WITH THE

LITTLE GIRL, THE LITTLE KARATE

GIRL

YEAH

>> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS KARATE

GIRL THAT WAS --

>> YEAH.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: JUST BEATING YOU UP.

>> YEAH, THE WHOLE EPISODE IS

THIS LITTLE GIRL

HER NAME IS JESSIE, AND SHE --

WE WROTE THIS SCRIPT WHERE SHE

HAD TO DO LIKE ALL TYPES OF

CRAZY THINGS WHERE SHE HAD TO

JUMP ON TOP OF ME, AND FLY ON

WALLS, AND CRAWL UP HOUSES AND

STUFF.

AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW

HOW WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS."

AND I REMEMBER MY STUNT

COORDINATOR, WADE ALLEN, SAID,

YOU KNOW, I HAVE -- THERE'S

THIS LITTLE GIRL, HER PARENTS

ARE STUNT WOMEN AND MEN.

AND IT'S -- IT'S A FAMILY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY

BUT THEY SAID THAT SHE'S

AMAZING.

AND HE SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO OF

HER RUNNING ALONG THE TOP OF A

A ROOF, AND JUMPING ON TO THE

HOOD OF A MOVING CAR

>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE LIKE --

>> AND I GO, "WHY DO YOU HAVE

THIS ON YOUR PHONE?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL

THE POLICE

>> YEAH.

YOU SHOULD CALL THE POLICE

SHE CLEARLY DID SOMETHING

WRONG.

AND SO SHE CAME IN, AND SHE WAS

LIKE AMAZING

AND THEY GAVE HER DAD THE

SCRIPT, AND HE READ IT, AND HE

GOES, "OH, SHE'S DOING THIS

KIND OF [ BLEEP ] WITH ME AND

HER BROTHERS ALL THE TIME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD

>> LIKE BEATING YOU UP, AND

HITTING --

>> Jimmy: BUT THEN, TALK TO ME

ABOUT "IT CHAPTER TWO.

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL,

BIG MOVIE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: FULL ON SCARY MOVIE,

BUT ALSO A LOT OF ACTION IN

THIS

DO YOU DO YOUR OWN STUNTS IN

THIS

>> NO, WELL, OKAY.

SO LIKE, JAMES McAVOY DOES HIS

OWN STUNTS

HE CAN LIKE RUN UP AND JUMP OFF

OF THINGS, AND DO A BUNCH OF

CRAZY THINGS

>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> AND EVERYBODY IS --

I -- THERE'S A PART WHERE WE

HAD TO RUN FROM THE CLOWN.

AND I RAN, AND I RAN FOUR FEET,

AND PULLED MY GROIN MUSCLE

[ LAUGHTER ]

I WAS LIKE -

[ SCREAMING

>> Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY

>> AND THEY HAD TO GET MY STUNT

GUY JUST TO RUN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LIKE, THE STUNT DUDES ARE SO

STOKED TO LIKE -

>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> "WHAT AM I DOING, BRAH?

>> Jimmy: YEAH, "AM I GOING

THROUGH A WALL, BRAH?"

>> "WANNA GO, BRAH?"

GET ME HERE?

THAT'S ALL YOU, DUDE

THAT'S ALL YOU

AND THEY WERE LIKE -

I WAS LIKE, YEAH

AND THE GUY WAS LIKE, "I JUST

GOTTA RUN?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: "LIKE HOW FAR?

>> "HADER'S THING --

BUT LIKE MILES, RIGHT?

AND THEN I GET HIT BY A CAR?

>> Jimmy: "FROM HERE TO THE

CAMERA THERE?"

>> "ARE YOU JOKING

WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS DUDE?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND THEN I'M LIKE --

AND THEN I HAD TO GO AND GET

LIKE AN ULTRASOUND WITH --

AND I HAD TO GET VERY FRIENDLY

WITH A TORONTO DOCTOR.

>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> JUST LIKE, "OH MAN.

OH, GOD MAN.

HOW'D YOU GET THIS

WERE YOU GETTING CHASED BY A

A CLOWN THEN?"

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU HAD TO --

YOU GIVE CREDIT TO

FINN WOLFHARD --

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: FOR GETTING THIS

ROLE, FROM "STRANGER THINGS",

OBVIOUSLY.

YEAH

>> WOO

[ CHEERS ]

>> Jimmy: AND THE FIRST "IT.

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT GUY.

WHY?

WHY, HOW DO YOU --

>> OKAY, SO FINN -

SO, WHEN THEY ASKED THEM, WHO

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY YOU IN THE

SEQUEL, 'CAUSE THEY ALL GROW

UP

HE SAID, HE WANTED ME TO

AND THEN MY --

I THOUGHT, "OH, THAT'S SWEET."

AND MY AGENT SENT ME A LITTLE

CLIP OF HIM SAYING THAT.

AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S

NICE."

AND THEN LIKE THREE MONTHS

LATER THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, YOU

GOT A MEETING TO MEET WITH THE

DIRECTOR OF 'IT'."

AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS FINN

KID'S LIKE SUPER POWERFUL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

HE'S RUNNING HOLLYWOOD

>> YEAH, HE'S LIKE JOFFREY

[ LAUGHTER ]

LIKE, "BRING HIM TO ME

BRING ME THE MAN WHO PLAYED

STEFON, I WANT HIM TO PLAY ME

IN THE MOVIE

[ LAUGHTER ]

BRING HIM HERE!"

[ APPLAUSE ]

HIS LITTLE SCEPTER

"GET HIM IN HERE NOW

BARRY, WHATEVER HIS NAME IS.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: CAN YOU SET UP

"IT CHAPTER TWO"

'CAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS

TOTALLY FRIGHTENING, AND

CONTINUES TO GIVE ME

NIGHTMARES

AND IT'S A -- WHICH IS I GUESS

WHAT YOU WANT FROM THESE FILMS

>> YEAH, I GUESS SO.

I WOULD HOPE SO.

>> Jimmy: IT'S FRIGHTENING

>> IT'S TERRIFYING

AND THEN, YEAH, I WENT TO

THE --

SO IT'S LIKE -

YEAH, IT'S 27 YEARS LATER.

WE'RE ALL BACK

AND THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, TRYING

TO KILL THE --

>> Jimmy: CLOWN.

>> FREAKING CLOWN.

YEAH, AND THEN -

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: EVERY 27 YEARS IT

COMES BACK

>> IT COMES BACK

AND THEN, I WAS AT THE

PREMIERE

AND I NORMALLY DON'T SIT IN THE

PREMIERE OF THINGS

I KIND OF, LIKE, WALK THE RED

CARPET, I GO "HI", AND THEN I

GO HOME.

BUT THAT ONE, I WAS LIKE, "I

WANT TO SEE IT WITH AN

AUDIENCE."

AND I WENT, AND IT'S REALLY

SCARY.

LIKE, I KNEW WHAT WAS

HAPPENING, AND I WAS LOOKING AT

MY FEET A LOT OF THE TIME.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

AND THEN THERE WAS A GUY ACROSS

THE AISLE FROM ME.

MY CHARACTER AT ONE POINT IS

PUT IN SOME REAL PERIL, WHERE

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO

HAPPEN

AND THE GUY ACROSS THE AISLE

WAS LIKE, "UH-OH, DUDE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO

DIE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I WAS KIND OF LIKE, "YOU SEEM

KIND OF STOKED ABOUT THIS.

"YEAH, THAT'S WHY I FORKED OVER

ALL THE CASH, TO SEE HADER DIE

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

GOING TO BE PRETTY SWEET."

>> Jimmy: "HERE WE GO.

>> "HERE WE GO."

IT'S DENNIS MILLER

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO SHOW

EVERYONE A CLIP.

HERE'S BILL HADER IN

"IT CHAPTER TWO.

OH, BEFORE WE GO TO THE CLIP, I

JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU'VE BEEN

GETTING GREAT REVIEWS FOR THIS

FILM

>> OH, THANKS.

YES.

>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT

DUDE

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH

>> Jimmy: I JUST LOVE WHEN GOOD

THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

HERE'S BILL HADER IN

"IT CHAPTER TWO.

TAKE A LOOK.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> HEY, RICHIE

>> HOW'D YOU -- HOW'D YOU KNOW

MY NAME?

>> THE FUN'S JUST BEGINNING.

RIGHT?

>> WHAT YOU SAID -

LISTEN, YOU THINK THIS IS

FUNNY, RIGHT

YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF

GAME

HUH?

>> WHOA, RICH, BE CAREFUL.

>> I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU

>> THE FUN'S JUST BEGINNING.

IT'S A LINE FROM YOUR ACT,

DUDE

I'M A FAN.

>> ARE THOSE YOUR PARENTS?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU WANT A PICTURE.

>> YOU OKAY, DEAN?

>> I THINK I'M GOOD.

>> COME ON

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> OKAY, COOL.

CUTE KID

>> JESUS, RICH

YOU DON'T REMEMBER A LINE FROM

YOUR OWN SHOW?

>> I DON'T WRITE MY OWN

MATERIAL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: BILL HADER,

EVERYBODY!

"IT CHAPTER TWO" IS IN THEATERS

AND IMAX ON FRIDAY

CARA DELEVINGNE JOINS US AFTER

THE BREAK.

STICK AROUND

COME ON BACK

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

>> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE OUR NEXT

GUEST IN THE NEW SERIES,

"CARNIVAL ROW", WHICH IS

STREAMING NOW ON AMAZON PRIME

VIDEO.

EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME

CARA DELEVINGNE.

♪

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> HI, GUYS.

>> Jimmy: CARA DELEVINGNE, NICE

TO SEE YOU

>> NICE ENTRANCE SONG.

I LIKE THAT.

THANKS, GUYS

>> Jimmy: THANKS YOU FOR COMING

BACK TO THE SHOW

THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT SCARY

STORIES --

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME

>> Jimmy: WITH BILL AND I.

DO YOU SCARE EASILY?

I HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU

DON'T.

>> BOO

>> Jimmy: NO, NOT SCARING ME,

BUT DO YOU GET SCARED?

>> I FEEL LIKE HAVING OLDER

SISTERS, YOU KIND OF -

I USED TO GET SCARED A LOT

AND ESPECIALLY AFTER -

YOU KNOW THAT "FRIENDS" EPISODE

WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT UNAGI?

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS ]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT?

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A PRETTY

GOOD UNAGI

>> Jimmy: YOU DO

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: YOU DO STUFF LIKE,

DON'T YOU JUMP OUT OF PLANES OR

SOMETHING?

>> YEAH, I JUMP OUT --

I DID BEAR GRYLLS RECENTLY,

WHICH WAS SO FUN

HAVE YOU SEEN --

>> Jimmy: I LOVE BEAR GRYLLS

YEAH

>> YEAH, HE CAME TO MY SCHOOL

ACTUALLY, WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS

OLD.

AND HE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST

PEOPLE TO CLIMB EVEREST,

YOUNGEST PEOPLE TO CLIMB

EVEREST.

BUT I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH HIM

EVER SINCE

SO WHEN HE ASKED ME TO DO HIS

SHOW, I WAS --

I JUST KNEW, WHATEVER BEAR

ASKED ME TO, I HAD TO DO IT.

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO

>> NO MATTER WHAT IT WAS

>> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN, WELL

THAT'S -

YEAH, BUT NO, YOU DON'T

ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING

>> NO, NO YOU DO

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO

>> YEAH.

BUT THE FUNNY PART WAS -

'CAUSE THEY USUALLY ASK LIKE,

OKAY, ARE YOU SCARED OF

HEIGHTS?

CAN YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE?

CAN YOU DO THIS?

AND EVERY TIME I GET ASKED THIS

ON A JOB, LIKE, CAN YOU TAP

DANCE?

CAN YOU DRIVE A CAR?

I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH

I CAN DO EVERYTHING.

'CAUSE I ALWAYS THINK I CAN

LEARN HOW TO

SO LIKE, CAN YOU RIDE

A SCOOTER?

I WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE."

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS

GOING TO HAVE LIKE START

MYSELF, THIS OLD ITALIAN

SCOOTER.

AND THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE

HARDEST PART OF THE WHOLE

THING.

IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO LIKE GET

THE THING GOING.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE

EPISODE IS, YOU TRYING TO START

AN OLD VESPA

>> TIPPING OVER, IT WAS SO

HUMILIATING.

GODDAMN VESPA WOULDN'T GO.

BUT THE FUNNIEST PART WAS, I

LIKE FINALLY GET IT HURTLING

DOWN, ON THIS VESPA YOU HAVE TO

CHANGE THE GEARS

AND SUDDENLY, THERE WAS THIS

RUMBLING BEHIND ME

I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD, I CAN

FEEL HIM."

THAT SOUNDS WEIRD.

BUT HE FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HEAD

ON A HELICOPTER.

I WAS LIKE, "AH, THERE HE IS!"

IT WAS AWESOME

>> Jimmy: REALLY

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: AND DID YOU HAVE TO

GO -

YOU HAD TO GO CAMPING.

YOU HAD TO EAT BUGS AND STUFF?

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: YOU DID ALL OF IT.

>> I ATE A RAT

[ AUDIENCE GROANS

>> Jimmy: CARA, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING?

>> I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO

ANYTHING FOR BEAR.

>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>> I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR

BEAR

>> Jimmy: YOU DID, YOU ATE A

A RAT?

>> YEAH, BUT THE WORST -

>> Jimmy: HOW COULD YOU THOUGH

>> THE WORST PART WAS, WE WERE

WALKING.

WE HAD JUST TRAVERSED DOWN A

A HILL, OR WHATEVER.

>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> I THINK THAT'S THE WORD -

>> Jimmy: SURE

>> THAT PEOPLE USE

I SAW THIS TAIL STICKING OUT, I

WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S THAT

IS THAT A RAT?

AND HE WAS LIKE, "PERFECT,

THAT'S OUR DINNER.

AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, THAT

WASN'T" --

>> Jimmy: THAT WAS MY --

>> 'CAUSE IT REALLY, THEY DON'T

SET IT UP.

>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A TISSUE

THAT FELL OUT OF MY BAG.

>> IT'S NOT SET UP

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

IT'S NOT SET UP.

THE WHOLE THING --

AND I WAS LIKE -

AND IT HAD BEEN DEAD FOR -- IT

DIDN'T SMELL THAT BAD, BUT IT

WASN'T FRESH OBVIOUSLY

[ AUDIENCE GROANS

BUT HE LIKE PICKED IT UP

HE WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN PUT IT IN

YOUR BAG 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE

A LOT OF STUFF IN THERE.

LIKE -

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

HAVE YOU EVER LIED BEFORE ON

OTHER --

>> NO, YEAH.

NO, NOT --

>> Jimmy: I'M SAYING LIKE TO

GET ROLES.

>> I DID VICTORIA'S SECRET, AND

THEY WERE LIKE, "CAN YOU ROLLER

SKATE?

I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, OF COURSE,

IT'S EASY.

AND THEN WE WERE DOING

REHEARSALS, AND I CAN'T ROLLER

SKATE.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

AND SO I WAS LIKE, GETTING DOWN

TO THE END, AND JUSTIN BIEBER

IS MEANT TO BE THERE, AND I WAS

LIKE, "CATCH ME!

'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

STOP

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: JUSTIN BIEBER, CATCH

ME

>> YEAH, BUT -- YEAH, LUCKILY.

BUT THEN THEY WERE LIKE, THIS

IS A RISK, SO WE'RE JUST GOING

TO HAVE YOU WALK

>> Jimmy: YOU DO A GREAT IRISH

ACCENT IN "CARNIVAL ROW.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH

>> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU VERY

MUCH

>> THAT WAS VERY BAD

[ IRISH BROGUE ]

>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DO THAT

HOW YOU JUST GET RIGHT INTO IT

>> ARE YOU IRISH

THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD

>> Jimmy: I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW,

BUT THANK YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> ME TOO, IT'S GREAT.

>> Jimmy: EXPLAIN THE --

CAN YOU SET UP "CARNIVAL ROW"

FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T HEARD OF

IT

>> NO.

>> Jimmy: OKAY

>> OKAY.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN

>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

SO

>> Jimmy: IT'S A FANTASY

>> IT'S A FANTASY.

IT'S A NEO -- IT'S SET IN THIS,

LIKE, NEO-VICTORIAN FANTASY

WORLD.

IT'S LIKE THIS CRIME THRILLER

WITH A -

NOT LIKE CLICHE HOLLYWOOD LOVE

STORY.

IT'S QUITE THIS, LIKE, TWISTED,

HEARTBREAKING, LOVE STORY.

BUT ALSO THIS --

THE BEST PART, IN MY OPINION,

IS THE TERRIFYING, BUT GREAT -

NOT GREAT, BUT TERRIFYING

SOCIAL COMMENTARY, WHICH IS

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD

RIGHT NOW.

THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT

PIECES AND ELEMENTS TO IT.

BUT I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT

THING IS TALKING ABOUT

REFUGEES, AND THE MIGRANT

CRISIS RIGHT NOW

IT'S REALLY INTERESTING HOW

IT'S REFLECTING.

'CAUSE TO USE FANTASY IN THAT

KIND OF WAY, I THINK IS THE

MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

'CAUSE IT JUST OPENS UP

A CONVERSATION

'CAUSE I THINK THE WORST THINGS

THAT ARE HAPPENING IN THE WORLD

JUST NEED TO BE SPOKEN ABOUT

SO, IF WE CAN USE ART TO OPEN

CONVERSATIONS, I THINK IT'S THE

BEST THING

>> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU

I AGREE.

>> GOOD FOR US

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: I AGREE.

IT'S YOU AND ORLANDO BLOOM

>> BLOOMY.

>> Jimmy: YEAH

YOU AND ORLANDO BLOOM, OR AS

YOU CALL HIM, BLOOMY

>> I DON'T

I JUST DID NOW

>> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH

I WANT TO SHOW -

>> HE'LL BE ANGRY NOW.

>> Jimmy: I WANT TO --

HE WILL GET MAD.

HE'LL GO, "WHY WOULD YOU DO

THAT?"

I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP HERE

HERE'S CARA DELEVINGNE AND

ORLANDO BLOOM IN

"CARNIVAL ROW.

TAKE A LOOK.

>> YOU LYING -

YOU'RE ALIVE

MIMA ROOSAN CAME TO ME WITH

BLOOD ON HER HANDS

SHE SAID YOU DIED IN HER ARMS.

WHY DID SHE LIE TO ME?

>> BECAUSE I TOLD HER TO

>> WE TOLD EACH OTHER

EVERYTHING

COULDN'T YOU HAVE AT LEAST TOLD

ME GOODBYE

>> I WANTED --

I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU.

>> HURT ME

YOU DESTROYED ME

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT,

RIGHT THERE.

♪ THIS IS HOW

WE DO IT ♪

>> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE

HERE, YOU SHOWED US HOW YOU CAN

BEATBOX.

WE ALWAYS TRY TO ASK YOU FOR A

A HIDDEN TALENT OR SOMETHING

LIKE THAT.

>> MM-HMM.

>> Jimmy: AND SO I FOUND OUT,

AND YOU WERE GREAT, AND WE

LOVED IT

AND I FOUND OUT THERE'S ANOTHER

HIDDEN TALENT THAT YOU HAVE,

WHICH IS THAT YOU CAN PLAY THE

GUITAR BEHIND YOUR BACK?

>> BEHIND MY HEAD.

>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> AND WITH MY TOES.

JOKING

I'M JUST JOKING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: NO, BUT HOW DID YOU

LEARN HOW TO DO THAT

>> I LIKE TO SHOW OFF,

APPARENTLY

>> Jimmy: NO, NO

>> NO, JIMI HENDRIX.

I DON'T KNOW

I ALWAYS THINK WITH MUSICAL

INSTRUMENTS, IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO

PLAY THEM HOW OTHER PEOPLE

DON'T.

'CAUSE IT'S LIKE, YOU GET

TAUGHT HOW TO DO THINGS, AND I

LIKE TO DO THEM

UNCONVENTIONALLY

>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> BUT THAT'S SOMETHING THAT

I'VE SEEN BEFORE

SO I WAS JUST LIKE, OH I WANT

TO TRY IT.

AND IT'S ACTUALLY NOT --

IT IS HARD, BUT IT WASN'T AS

HARD

I LEARNED WHEN I WAS YOUNG

VERY YOUNG, SO -

>> Jimmy: WE HAPPEN TO HAVE

A GUITAR HERE.

>> OH, NO!

>> Jimmy: I WAS JUST

WONDERING --

>> THIS IS ONE HE MADE EARLIER

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: COULD YOU --

OH, GOD.

>> Jimmy: I'D JUST LIKE TO

GIVE -

CAN YOU GIVE US A LITTLE TASTE

♪

>> OW.

OH, JESUS.

>> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, NOW THIS IS

CARA DELEVINGNE PLAYING GUITAR

BEHIND HER HEAD.

♪

>> OOH

OKAY, SORRY.

♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

♪

♪

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, THAT'S

HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

CARA DELEVINGNE, EVERYBODY

"CARNIVAL ROW" IS STREAMING NOW

ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

LESTER HOLT, EVERYBODY

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT

GUEST AS THE ANCHOR OF "NBC

NIGHTLY NEWS" AND

"DATELINE NBC.

HE HAS A NEW SPECIAL ON

CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM CALLED

"LIFE INSIDE", WHICH AIRS THIS

FRIDAY AT 10:00 P.M. ON NBC.

PLEASE WELCOME LESTER HOLT

♪

>> Jimmy: LESTER HOLT.

[ CHEERS ]

THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO

THE SHOW

AND --

>> ALWAYS A PLEASURE

>> Jimmy: I WANTED TO SAY

QUICKLY, CONGRATULATIONS ON

BECOMING A GRANDFATHER FOR THE

SECOND THIS SUMMER

>> SECOND TIME, YEAH

>> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT

♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> LITTLE SAMUEL

HE'S THREE MONTHS OLD.

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> AND I HAVE A 20 -- ACTUALLY,

HE'LL BE TWO YEARS OLD THIS

WEEK

>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

IT'S THE GREATEST.

I MEAN, I WOULDN'T KNOW TO BE

A GRANDPA.

I MEAN -

>> IT'S COOL, BECAUSE YOU DO -

IT'S EVERYTHING THEY SAY

YOU GET THAT TIME WITH THEM.

THAT THE SPECIAL TIME.

BUT WHEN IT'S TIME TO LEAVE --

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE OUTTA THERE

>> YOU LEAVE

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: YOU GET OUTTA THERE.

>> USUALLY IT'S AROUND --

USUALLY AROUND DIAPER TIME

>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

"I RAISED YOU.

I DID ENOUGH

YEAH, BYE.

THAT'S GREAT

YOU DO SUCH A GOOD JOB OVER AT

THE "NIGHTLY NEWS.

AND I TELL YOU THAT EVERY TIME,

BUT YOU REALLY DO.

AND I KNOW RIGHT NOW YOU'RE

COVERING A LOT OF HURRICANE

DORIAN

WHAT CAN YOU TELL US

>> YEAH, I MEAN, AS YOU KNOW,

IT CRUSHED A LOT OF THE BAHAMAS

AND THERE ARE SEVERAL DEATHS

THERE.

AND THEN WE'RE WATCHING IT NOW

YOU KNOW, IT SAT THERE FOR A

A COUPLE OF DAYS

>> Jimmy: IT REALLY DID.

>> AND NOW IT'S FINALLY

BEGINNING TO MOVE UP THE COAST

BUT IT'S GOING TO BE A REAL

CLOSE CALL FOR A LOT OF PLACES

UP AND DOWN, YOU KNOW, BETWEEN

FLORIDA AND NORTH CAROLINA

SO WE'RE -- WE'VE GOT OUR TEAMS

STRETCHED OUT ALONG THE COAST.

>> Jimmy: OH, GOOD

THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT

THE -- LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS

"DATELINE" SPECIAL

FIRST OF ALL, HOW DID YOU AGREE

TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

AND WHO PITCHED IT TO YOU?

AND ARE THEY STILL EMPLOYED BY

NBC?

>> YEAH, WELL, I MEAN --

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

TO GIVE YOU THE BACK STORY,

I'VE DONE A LOT OF CRIMINAL

JUSTICE REFORM STORIES,

WRONGFUL CONVICTION STORIES

OVER THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS.

>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> ONE OF THE PRODUCERS I WORK

WITH, DAN SLEPIAN, HAS BEEN

VERY PASSIONATE ON THIS

SUBJECT.

WE GOT TO TALKING ABOUT -- WE

NEED TO DO SOMETHING BIG

SOMETHING THAT HASN'T BEEN DONE

BEFORE

HE COMES BACK TO MY OFFICE A

A FEW DAYS OR WEEKS LATER.

AND HE SAYS, "WHAT IF WE PUT

YOU AS AN INMATE IN A MAXIMUM

SECURITY PRISON IN LOUISIANA?"

AND I'M WAITING FOR THE

PUNCHLINE.

AND THEN I REALIZE HE'S

SERIOUS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: I'M STILL LAUGHING

I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT?"

>> WELL, THAT WAS KIND OF WHERE

I WAS.

IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO COME

AROUND

BUT I STARTED THINKING ABOUT

IT

AND IT GAVE US AN OPPORTUNITY

TO TELL THE STORY FROM THE

INSIDE

SO, YOU KNOW, I WASN'T PLAYING

PRISONER

BUT I DID SPEND TWO NIGHTS,

THREE DAYS AT ANGOLA, WHICH IS

A NOTORIOUS PRISON IN

LOUISIANA.

IT'S THE LARGEST IN THE

COUNTRY.

AND, BASICALLY, MOVING AMONG

THE INMATES AND THE STAFF THERE

WITH OUR CAMERA CREW, GETTING

SOME OF THE PERSONAL STORIES

AND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND SOME

OF THE ISSUES WITH CRIMINAL

JUSTICE REFORM

>> Jimmy: WERE THEY OKAY HAVING

YOU THERE?

>> THEY WERE

THE PRISON -- LOUISIANA HAS

MADE A LOT OF CHANGES.

THEY CONFRONTED THE IDEA THAT,

YOU KNOW, WHAT WE'RE DOING,

LOCKING UP MORE PEOPLE THAN ANY

OTHER STATE WASN'T WORKING BY

ITSELF

SO THEY PASSED DIFFERENT LAWS

TO REDUCE INCARCERATION LEVELS

SO THEY REALLY WANTED TO SHOW

OFF WHAT THEY WERE DOING

THEY'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO

BUT I'LL TELL YOU, IT WAS AN

EYE-OPENER

THERE WERE MOMENTS THERE I

REALIZED THAT THERE ARE NO

GUARDS AROUND ME

AND I'M WALKING AMONG THE

INMATES.

AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NO FEAR.

BUT THERE'S THIS KIND OF

HEIGHTENED AWARENESS, YOU KNOW,

GIVEN WHERE I WAS.

>> Jimmy: SURE, OF COURSE.

DO YOU ALSO TOUCH ON THE ISSUE

OF WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DO GET

OUT OF PRISON?

>> WELL, THAT'S ONE OF THE BIG

DEALS.

95% OF THE PEOPLE WE HAVE

LOCKED UP IN THIS COUNTRY ARE

GOING TO GET OUT SOME DAY.

SO WHEN WE TALK ABOUT CRIMINAL

JUSTICE REFORM, IT AFFECTS ALL

OF US.

'CAUSE THESE FOLKS ARE GOING TO

BE OUR NEIGHBORS

THEY'RE GOING TO BE SHARING,

YOU KNOW, THE SAME STREETS WE

WALK DOWN.

GOING TO THE STORES WE GO TO

SO WE'VE GOT -- WE HAVE AN

INVESTMENT

WE HAVE TO BE INVESTED IN THE

IDEA THAT THEY COME OUT BETTER

THAN WHEN THEY WENT IN

>> Jimmy: WOW.

AND THAT THEY'RE PREPARED AS

WELL

>> YEAH.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, AND BEING IN

THERE, BEING ABLE TO TALK TO

PEOPLE -

YOU KNOW, WE SHOT IT IN SUCH A

A WAY WHERE THE CAMERA WAS NOT

RIGHT ON TOP OF PEOPLE

CAMERA WAS, YOU KNOW, ACROSS

THE ROOM

AND SO IT ALLOWED FOR SOME

REALLY INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS.

THE GUY IN THE CELL NEXT TO

MINE, YOU KNOW, HE WOULD WANT

TO TALK SOMETIMES.

AND HE WOULD TAKE A WHITE TOWEL

AND KIND OF THROW IT OUT SO I

COULD SEE IT

AND WE WOULD START JUST KIND OF

HANGING OUT AND TALKING, AND

HEARING HIS STORY.

MOST OF THE INMATES IN ANGOLA

STAY IN KIND OF A DORMITORY

SETTING.

I WAS LOCKED UP WITH

TROUBLEMAKERS, MOSTLY, WHO ARE

IN INDIVIDUAL CELLS IN THE

AREA, WHERE YOU SPEND 23 HOURS

A DAY IN THAT CELL

AND YOU GET ONE HOUR TO WALK,

YOU KNOW, MAYBE THE DISTANCE

BETWEEN THE HERE AND THEN

THE ROOTS HERE

AND THEN YOU'RE BACK IN YOUR

CELL

>> Jimmy: WOW.

>> SO IT WAS -- I THINK THAT'S

THE THING THAT STRUCK ME WAS,

"OKAY, I'M IN THIS CELL.

I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET OUT TO

SHOOT THINGS DURING THE DAY.

AND I'LL BE OUT IN A COUPLE OF

DAYS."

BUT THE THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD

BE IN A SPACE LIKE THAT.

AND MAYBE THAT'S REALLY GOING

TO BE YOUR LIFE, I MEAN, YOUR

LIFE

WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT LIFE IN

PRISON, I DON'T --

THE ABILITY OF PEOPLE TO COPE

IN SITUATIONS LIKE THAT IS

REALLY -- IS REALLY

EXTRAORDINARY.

>> Jimmy: AND THEN THE TOWN

HALL

EXPLAIN, THAT IS ON MSNBC.

>> YEAH, SO THE TOWN HALL

MEETING THAT WE TAPE AT ANOTHER

PRISON, SING SING CORRECTIONAL

FACILITY HERE IN NEW YORK.

WHERE WE GATHERED, YOU KNOW,

JOHN LEGEND WHO'S BEEN VERY

INVOLVED IN CRIMINAL JUSTICE

REFORM

ALONG WITH A LOT OF EXPERTS IN

THE FIELD, TO REALLY KIND OF

TALK OUT SOME OF THE ISSUES.

AND WHERE CHANGE IS HAPPENING

AND WHERE IT SHOULD BE

HAPPENING.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S FASCINATING

I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP OF THE

"DATELINE" SPECIAL

"LIFE INSIDE."

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

>> ALL OF THIS, AS FAR AS THE

EYE CAN SEE, IS ANGOLA

IT'S A SERIES OF PRISONS

THEY CALL THEM CAMPS

THESE GUYS -- YOU GUYS FROM

CAMP D

>> YES, SIR.

>> THEY'RE FROM CAMP D

AND THEN DOING WORK LIKE THIS.

TODAY WE HAPPEN TO BE PICKING

CARROTS.

SO SHOULD I BE WORRIED ABOUT MY

SAFETY HERE?

>> WELL --

>> IF YOU WAS AN INMATE, YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> I CERTAINLY CAN'T ESCAPE THE

OPTICS

LOOK AROUND.

MOSTLY BLACK MEN WORKING ON

A FORMER SLAVE PLANTATION,

UNDER THE WATCH OF ARMED GUARDS

ON HORSEBACK

IT'S UNSETTLING TO MANY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE

>> YEAH, IT WAS --

IT WAS REALLY STRANGE TO BE IN

THAT SETTING

BECAUSE WE'RE SITTING THERE

PICKING -- YOU KNOW, WE WENT

OUT ON WHAT THEY -- THIS

TRACTOR THEY CALL A HOOTENANNY

AND WE'RE IN THE FIELD

AND WE'RE DOING THIS

AND I LOOK AROUND.

AND I SAID TO ONE OF THE GUYS,

"EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE US."

AND, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, PEOPLE

OF COLOR

AND KNOWING THE HISTORY -- AND

THE PRISON FOLKS POINT OUT --

THEY SAID, LOOK, THIS IS FOOD

THAT'S GOING TO BE CONSUMED AT

THE PRISON ITSELF.

AND THAT, YOU KNOW, VIRTUALLY

ANY FARMLAND IN LOUISIANA WAS

A FORMER SLAVE PLANTATION.

BUT THE OPTICS WERE AMONG THE

MANY THINGS THAT CAPTURED ME

THERE.

THAT PARTICULAR GROUP OF GUYS,

THAT'S THE LOWEST JOB AT THE

PRISON

THAT'S WORKING IN THE FIELDS

YOU KNOW, THE WEATHER CAN BE

TOUGH.

AND OBVIOUSLY IT'S MANUAL

LABOR.

AND THAT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY

TIME THAT I WAS LITTLE, YOU

KNOW, MORE ON GUARD AROUND ME.

BUT YOU HAD THE -- LITERALLY

YOU HAD THE GUARDS ON

HORSEBACKS WITH THE GUNS

AND --

>> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

>> IT WAS -- YEAH, IT WAS AN

EYE-OPENER

>> Jimmy: I HOPE THIS STARTS A

A LOT OF CONVERSATIONS

LESTER HOLT, EVERYBODY

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

"LIFE INSIDE" AIRS THIS

FRIDAY -- THIS FRIDAY AT

10:00 P.M. ON NBC.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A

A PERFORMANCE FROM

ALEC BENJAMIN.

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪

>> Jimmy: YOU CAN CATCH HIM

HEADLINING AT TERMINAL 5 HERE

IN NEW YORK ON OCTOBER 25th.

PERFORMING HIS NEW SINGLE --

THIS IS ONE OF MY JAMS OF THE

WEEK, MAN, I LOVE THIS SONG --

"JESUS IN L.A.," PLEASE WELCOME

ALEC BENJAMIN.

♪

♪ WELL I SHOOK HANDS WITH

THE DEVIL DOWN ON TH

SOUTH SIDE AND H

BOUGHT US BOTH A DRINK ♪

♪ WITH A PAD AND A PENCIL

SAT BY HIS SID

I SAID TELL ME

WHAT YOU THINK ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN

LOOKING FOR MY SAVIO

LOOKING FOR MY TRUTH

I EVEN ASKED MY SHRINK ♪

♪ HE BROUGHT ME DOW

TO HIS LEVEL

SAID SON

YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL ♪

♪ YOU WON'T FIND HI

WHERE YOU THINK ♪

♪ YOU WON'T FIND HI

DOWN ON SUNSET

OR AT A PARTY IN THE HILLS ♪

♪ AT THE BOTTOM

OF THE BOTTL

OR WHEN YOU'RE TRIPPIN

ON SOME PILLS ♪

♪ WHEN THEY SOLD YO

THE DREA

YOU WERE JUST 16

PACKED A BAG AND RAN AWAY ♪

♪ AND IT'S A CRYING SHAME

YOU CAME ALL THIS WA

'CAUSE YOU WON'T

FIND JESUS IN L.A. ♪

♪ AND IT'S A CRYING SHAME

YOU CAME ALL THIS WA

'CAUSE YOU WON'T

FIND JESUS IN L.A. ♪

♪

♪ TOOK A SIP OF HIS WHISKEY

SAID NOW THAT YOU'RE WITH ME

WELL I THINK THA

YOU SHOULD STAY ♪

♪ YEAH I KNOW

YOU'VE BEEN BUSY

SEARCHING THROUGH THE CITY

SO LET ME SHARE THE WAY ♪

♪ I KNOW I'M NOT YOUR SAVIO

KNOW I'M NOT YOUR TRUT

BUT I THINK WE

COULD BE FRIENDS ♪

♪ HE SAID COM

DOWN TO MY LEVEL

HANG OUT WITH THE DEVI

LET ME TELL YOU IN THE END ♪

♪ YOU WON'T FIND HI

DOWN ON SUNSET

OR AT A PARTY IN THE HILLS ♪

♪ AT THE BOTTOM

OF THE BOTTL

OR WHEN YOU'RE TRIPPIN

ON SOME PILLS ♪

♪ WHEN THEY SOLD YO

THE DREAM YOU WERE JUST 16

PACKED A BAG AND RAN AWAY ♪

♪ AND IT'S A CRYING SHAME

YOU CAME ALL THIS WA

'CAUSE YOU WON'T

FIND JESUS IN L.A. ♪

♪ AND IT'S A CRYING SHAME

YOU CAME ALL THIS WA

'CAUSE YOU WON'T

FIND JESUS IN L.A. ♪

♪ AND THAT IS WHEN I KNEW

THAT IT WAS TIME TO GO HOM

AND THAT IS WHEN I

REALIZED THAT I WAS ALONE ♪

♪ AND ALL THE VIBRANT COLOR

FROM THE LIGHTS FADE AWA

AND I DON'T CARE

WHAT THEY SAY ♪

♪ YOU WON'T FIN

HIM DOWN ON SUNSET

OR AT A PARTY IN THE HILLS ♪

♪ AT THE BOTTOM

OF THE BOTTL

OR WHEN YOU'RE TRIPPIN

ON SOME PILLS ♪

♪ WHEN THEY SOLD YO

THE DREAM YOU WERE JUST 16

PACKED A BAG AND RAN AWAY ♪

♪ AND IT'S A CRYING SHAME

YOU CAME ALL THIS WA

'CAUSE YOU WON'T

FIND JESUS IN L.A. ♪

♪ I WON'T FIND HI

DOWN ON SUNSET

OR AT A PARTY IN THE HILLS ♪

♪ AT THE BOTTOM

OF THE BOTTL

OR WHEN I'M TRIPPING

ON SOME PILLS ♪

♪ WHEN THEY SOLD ME

THE DREAM I WAS JUST 1

PACKED MY BAG AND RAN AWAY ♪

♪ AND IT'S A CRYING SHAME

I CAME ALL THIS WA

'CAUSE I WON'T

FIND JESUS IN L.A. ♪

♪ AND IT'S A CRYING SHAME

I CAME ALL THIS WA

'CAUSE I WON'T

FIND JESUS IN L.A. ♪

♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

>> VERY NERVOUS.

>> Jimmy: ALEC BENJAMIN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

"JESUS IN L.A." IS OUT NOW

MY THANKS TO BILL HADER,

CARA DELEVINGNE, LESTER HOLT

ALEC BENJAMIN, ONCE AGAIN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, FROM

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA

STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH

SETH MEYERS.

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

HAVE A GREAT NIGHT

I HOPE TO SEE YOU TOMORROW

BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

♪