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[ Boy Narrating ]
It was Freak told me
about King Arthur--
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how he got
this round table,
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and how he got the bravest
knights in the whole world...
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to sit at that table.
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"We will be brothers,"
said King Arthur.
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"And we will fight for all those
who ask for help.
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"We will be gentle
to the weak,
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but terrible to the wicked."
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It was Freak
told me about King Arthur.
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It was Freak
told me everything.
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I live with my grandparents--
my mother's people.
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I call them Gram and Grim.
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I saw a painting in a book once.
Must be famous.
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This old dude and his wife
standing in front of a farmhouse
or somethin'.
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This dude's holding
a pitchfork, and he looks
like he never smiles.
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And his wife don't look
too much happier.
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That's Gram and Grim.
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'Course, there's a good reason
they look like that
all the time:
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They got stuck with me.
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[ School Bell Ringing ]
[ Chattering ]
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When you're in the seventh grade
and you look like Godzilla,
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[ Chattering, Shouting ]
you're gonna get the looks, and
you're gonna get the whispers.
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Sometimes it seemed like
the whole world...
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had just seen me
on America's Most Wanted.
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Get the hell off there !
Go on ! Come on ! Get away !
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[ Homeless Man ]
This is my friend ! He's
staying in the guest bedroom.
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Leave him alone. He doesn't
like to be disturbed !
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Look who's
at the bus stop.
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[ Boy ]
The Doghouse Boys liked to make
trouble any way they could.
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Get out of here,
you little prick !
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[ Boy Narrating ]
Their leader was Blade,
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whose claim to fame
was three months in juvey hall.
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Okay. Let's go !
Go, go !
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[ Boy ]
Yeah ! We're on !
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Here's a nice place
to sit.
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[ Boy ]
Hey, check it out.
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It's the missing link
with headphones, uh ?
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How do you fail the seventh
grade twice in a row, uh ?
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You gotta try pretty hard
to do that, uh ?
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[ All Chanting ]
Killer Kane, Killer Kane,
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had a son
who got no brain !
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Killer Kane, Killer--
Stop, stop.
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People look at you and laugh,
or they run the other way.
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You got no friends.
You got nobody.
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You're a freak
of nature, dude.
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And we wanna be
your friends.
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Yeah, we could use
some muscle like you.
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I bet you could do
some damage.
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- Just like your big bad dad.
- [ Boys ] Oh !
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[ Bell Dings ]
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Killer Kane, Killer Kane,
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had a son who got no brain !
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[ Boys Chanting ]
Killer Kane, Killer Kane,
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had a son who got no brain.
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Killer Kane, Killer Kane,
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had a son who got no brain.
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[ Boy Narrating ]
There's a place I go
in my head sometimes.
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It's cool and dim in there,
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and you float like a cloud.
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No, you are a cloud--
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the kind you see in the sky
on a windy day.
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You don't have to think
about anything.
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You're nothin'.
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You're nobody.
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[ Gram ]
Well, I have to go
to the market anyway.
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I see that Cooper's
has pot roast on special.
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$1.49 a pound.
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Did you notice
we have new neighbors ?
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They moved up here
from St. Louis.
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Her name's Gwen Dillon.
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She'd be just about
your mother's age.
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You know,
what I heard is,
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her son has been in some kind
of special hospital
down in St. Louis.
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The good Lord gives women
the cross to bear.
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Would the good Lord get you
to bring me a cup of coffee ?
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[ Boy Narrating ]
It was Freak told me
about King Arthur.
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It was Freak
told me everything.
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See, I never had a brain...
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till Freak came along and
let me borrow his for a while.
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Kevin, your room's
still a pile of boxes.
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Do you want me to help you
unpack the books ?
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No, Mom. It's okay.
I can do it myself.
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You have my word,
and my word is my bond.
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- What do you have there ?
- It's an ornithopter.
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Trying to take advantage of
what looks like ideal flight
conditions this evening.
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Say that again.
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An ornithopter is defined
as an experimental device...
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propelled
by flapping wings.
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That's a big word
for a mechanical bird.
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Congratulations, Mrs. Dillon.
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It was a tough delivery, but
you've given birth to a healthy
seven-pound dictionary.
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You must be very proud.
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[ Muttering ]
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Hey !
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What's the matter ?
Never seen a robot before ?
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All right.
Let's pick it up, ladies.
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Use the back court.
Hey, you too, Kane !
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Or do I have to translate it
to Neanderthal for you ?
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Come on !
Line it up, boys.
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Line it up,
line it up.
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What do you got, a piano tied
to your leg ? Move it !
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Hustle it !
Hustle it, ladies.
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Hey, check out
the March of Dimes.
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Fellas, I think it's time
for bowling for midgets.
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[ Boy ]
Our defending champion,
Blade Fowler,
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is bowling
for the Corvette.
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Yes !
Aw, shucks !
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[ Coach ]
All right.
Hold it ! Hold it !
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Who's responsible
for this ?
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It was Kane,
Mr. Sacker, sir.
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Oh, yes.
Most amusing.
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Shall we all go out and rile up
a Seeing Eye dog now ?
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Kane, you got yourself
a detention for the week.
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Now help that boy up.
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Kane, are you buckin'
for two weeks ?
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[ Boy Narrating ]
Weekends generally meant
two things:
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One was helping Grim
patch up the place.
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The other was L.D.--
reading class.
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That stands
for learning disabled,
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which was a nice way of saying
"reading for dummies,"
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like me.
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Your tutor'll be
right along, Max.
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I'm Kevin Dillon. I'll be
your student reading tutor.
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Hi, Kevin.
My name is--
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- Max.
- He talks.
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- You're a tutor ?
- Yeah, in between
basketball seasons.
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Did you bring a book ?
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I don't have no book.
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Don't have a book.
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How do you expect to read
without a book ?
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Read this.
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Go on. Read it.
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First you have to open it.
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Chapter one.
Now it's your turn.
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"In... the... old... days,
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"as... it... is... told,
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"there...
was... a... king...
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"in... Brit--
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Brit--"
Here.
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Close your eyes.
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"There was a king
in Britain...
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"named Uther Pendragon.
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"He was a good king
and mighty,
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"and much of his strength
he owed to his chief counselor,
Merlin,
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"for Merlin
was an enchanter...
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"who could read the stars...
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"and hold discourse
with the fairy world.
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"Merlin knew
the secrets of nature
and the hearts of men.
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To him the future
was as clear as the past."
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See anything ?
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Every word is part
of a picture.
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Every sentence is a picture.
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All you do
is let your imagination
connect them together.
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If you have an imagination,
that is.
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Read chapter one
by tomorrow.
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Wait. I can't.
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Can't ?
No, no. You will.
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If you want to make it
to the eighth grade, that is.
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Or if not, you can always go to
one of those special schools...
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and sit around with a bunch
of kids who can't even say
their own names.
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Get the picture now ?
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It was Blade...
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who threw the basketball
at you.
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Not me.
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So you let those punks
make a chump out of you, uh ?
What's the matter with you ?
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I don't like
to cause trouble.
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Oh, so you're a pacifist.
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A what ?
A pacifist.
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Pass on the fist.
Get it ?
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Right.
It's not my best material.
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[ Max Narrating ]
I didn't read the first chapter
by tomorrow or the next day...
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or the day after that,
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but Freak was patient.
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He told me dinosaurs had brains
the size of walnuts,
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and they ruled the Earth
for 60 million years,
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so I shouldn't feel bad.
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[ Max ]
"Sir Ector called to Arthur...
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"and quest-questioned him,
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"and Arthur said,
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'I drew... the sword...
from the anthill.'"
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Anvil.
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It's just a big stone.
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Anvil.
Not bad.
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You made it to chapter two...
this century.
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Coming up next: Sir Lancelot
and the fair Guinevere.
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Violence and sex.
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How'd you like to earn
a gold crown ?
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Run that by me again.
A gold crown.
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Roughly five bucks,
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taking into account
inflation since 900 A.D.
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Five bucks ?
For what ?
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For taking me
to the fairgrounds
next Saturday...
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to see the fireworks.
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It's the Riverfest.
My mom doesn't like fireworks.
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She doesn't like crowds.
She never lets me go anywhere
by myself.
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She thinks I'll get trampled
or something.
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But if I go
with someone as big as you,
I think I could convince her.
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Look, I don't know anybody else.
Do you want five bucks or not ?
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Do you think it's easy
for me ?
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Sometimes I think my mom
would like me to stay at home
all the time in a wheelchair...
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with a tube
down my throat.
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She's always worried,
and I feel sorry for her.
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I bet your mom doesn't have
to worry about you much, huh ?
My mom's in heaven.
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Want a corn dog ?
I'll pass on
the triple bypass.
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[ Train Whistle Blowing ]
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[ Chattering ]
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Well, well, if it isn't
Frankenstein and Igor.
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Tell me, is the freak show
before or after the fireworks ?
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- Just forget about it.
- At least I know
the dwarf man can talk.
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Can't you, dwarf ?
Why don't you cretins
plug it up ?
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You wanna say that again,
you little freak ?
Which part ?
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Why don't we start
with cretin ?
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C-r-e-t-i-n.
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Look it up in the dictionary.
You'll find your mug shot.
Come on !
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Cretin !
Hey, hey ! Back off ! Hey !
You're not get-- Hey, hey !
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Not here ! You're not gonna
have-- Back off !
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What ?
What'd I do ?
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Big mistake, big mistake.
You can take 'em,
though, right ?
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Are you kidding ?
You just don't mess with Blade
and the Doghouse Boys.
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So you mean
you couldn't take 'em,
and I was givin' 'em lip.
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That's about the size of it.
Oh, my God.
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[ Man Over P.A. ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
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please move forward
as much as you can,
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and please enjoy tonight
Cincinnati's...
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45th Riverfest fireworks.
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[ Cheering ]
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Hey, down in front !
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I said, down in front !
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[ Max Narrating ]
And that's how it started.
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He didn't ask me,
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but I know all he can see
are feet and knees.
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And so I just sort of
reached down without thinkin'.
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Hey, what are you doing ?
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Whoa ! Yeah !
Whoa !
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All right !
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I'd seen fireworks before,
but that night...
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they looked like
the most brightest,
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beautiful things
in the whole world.
239
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,829
'Course Freak had his own way
of puttin' it.
240
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:28,568
Yeah ! All right !
241
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,072
Copper !
242
00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:33,912
Sodium nitrate !
243
00:19:35,982 --> 00:19:38,555
Magnesium !
244
00:19:40,426 --> 00:19:42,463
Ho-ho !
245
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,056
Yeah ! Whoo !
246
00:20:08,815 --> 00:20:11,553
[ Man ]
Hey !
Stop, uh ?
247
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:14,959
Amazing perspective
from up here.
248
00:20:14,994 --> 00:20:17,733
It's just about as tall
as I'd like to be.
249
00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:20,606
Uh-oh.
Cretins at 10:00.
What ?
250
00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:23,043
Hey, you touch me ag--
Check it out !
The freak !
251
00:20:23,075 --> 00:20:27,018
Hang right.
Damn. Two more at 2:00.
252
00:20:29,288 --> 00:20:32,963
They've locked onto us.
Go left. Left.
253
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:39,108
Wait. Steady, steady.
254
00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:41,548
[ Max Narrating ]
That's how it started,
all right.
255
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:44,853
Only at first, it seemed
like that's how it might end.
256
00:20:44,886 --> 00:20:47,259
But a funny thing happened.
257
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:50,532
I felt Freak's foot
hit my side.
258
00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:57,979
Go, go !
259
00:21:01,953 --> 00:21:06,129
And it was like, at that moment
he became my brain,
260
00:21:06,162 --> 00:21:08,066
and I became his feet.
261
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:13,209
How did he do that ?
Go, go, go !
262
00:21:13,242 --> 00:21:17,150
Here you go !
Have a balloon ! Ow ! Oh !
263
00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:24,734
Hurry up !
They're gaining on us !
There's a train coming.
264
00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:26,970
Don't worry.
We can beat it.
265
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:30,077
[ Whistle Blowing ]
266
00:21:33,049 --> 00:21:35,821
Damn !
267
00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:38,293
No, it's all right.
It's all right. We'll get 'em.
268
00:21:41,232 --> 00:21:43,638
Go straight.
Are you crazy ?
269
00:21:45,908 --> 00:21:49,115
This is all your fault.
If you hadn't opened
your big mouth !
270
00:21:49,148 --> 00:21:52,053
I don't know how someone
as small as you could have
a mouth so big !
271
00:21:52,087 --> 00:21:54,660
And I don't know how
someone as big as you
could be such a wuss !
272
00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:56,698
Look at you. You're built
like the Terminator.
273
00:22:01,272 --> 00:22:02,642
I'd trade places
with you any day.
274
00:22:06,984 --> 00:22:09,956
I say we got about five seconds
till we get messed with
real good.
275
00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:12,963
Now it's time
for the freak show.
[ All ] Yeah !
276
00:22:12,996 --> 00:22:16,201
Straight. Trust me.
277
00:22:20,044 --> 00:22:23,718
- That's cold.
- [ Chattering ]
278
00:22:27,123 --> 00:22:29,127
[ Boy ] Go get 'em.
Keep going.
279
00:22:29,161 --> 00:22:31,734
Go get 'em.
[ Chattering Continues ]
280
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:35,776
Go, yeah !
All right, man.
281
00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:42,321
Just, just keep going.
Come on, come on. Go, go !
282
00:22:45,961 --> 00:22:47,900
Better start going faster.
283
00:22:52,341 --> 00:22:54,379
Keep going !
[ Grunts ]
284
00:22:54,413 --> 00:22:57,018
I can't !
I'm stuck in the mud !
285
00:22:57,050 --> 00:22:59,389
Well, then kiss
your butt good-bye.
286
00:23:02,328 --> 00:23:04,466
Go back, man !
Go get 'em !
287
00:23:29,483 --> 00:23:33,491
Max ! Max, get up !
[ Grunts ]
I'm stuck !
288
00:23:33,523 --> 00:23:36,228
The mud--
The mud's too thick.
289
00:23:36,261 --> 00:23:38,333
Oh, oh.
You all right ?
290
00:23:38,366 --> 00:23:41,171
- How'd they get
through the mud ?
- Go on ! Keep going !
291
00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:43,410
Help me, you assholes !
292
00:23:43,444 --> 00:23:46,315
Just wait.
Go ! Keep going !
293
00:23:46,349 --> 00:23:50,959
My blade !
My blade !
294
00:23:50,992 --> 00:23:54,297
[ Chattering ]
[ Sirens Wailing ]
295
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,441
Hey, you kids.
Stay right there now.
Hold it. Right there.
296
00:23:58,474 --> 00:24:00,610
Hey, hey !
I didn't do nothing !
297
00:24:00,645 --> 00:24:02,549
Hey, hey !
298
00:24:02,582 --> 00:24:04,385
Yes.
299
00:24:08,393 --> 00:24:10,329
Oh, Lord.
300
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,309
This is what
I've been afraid of.
Just like his daddy.
301
00:24:16,341 --> 00:24:18,313
Hush up !
Just hush up !
302
00:24:19,483 --> 00:24:22,421
- Max !
- Mr. and Mrs. Pinneman.
303
00:24:22,454 --> 00:24:25,259
I'm okay.
Just give him this blanket.
Okay. I'll be right back.
304
00:24:25,294 --> 00:24:28,166
You have a brave
young man here.
305
00:24:28,199 --> 00:24:31,473
- Hi. Hello.
- Hello. Hello.
306
00:24:31,507 --> 00:24:34,479
Your grandson
saved my boy's life.
307
00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:39,589
Stay warm, Max.
Good night.
308
00:24:39,623 --> 00:24:42,662
[ Grim ] What happened ?
Had some trouble at
the fairgrounds this evening.
309
00:24:42,694 --> 00:24:45,034
Local punks.
We got a lid on it.
310
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,505
Good night now.
311
00:24:47,539 --> 00:24:50,309
Are you all right ?
I'm okay.
312
00:24:50,343 --> 00:24:52,413
[ Grim ]
Get him in here.
Old people.
313
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,252
You gotta reassure 'em.
314
00:24:59,596 --> 00:25:01,567
I'm gonna get you
some orange juice.
315
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,540
No. What this man needs
is a cup of coffee.
316
00:25:05,575 --> 00:25:07,310
Real coffee.
317
00:25:13,623 --> 00:25:15,494
There ya go.
318
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,236
[ Grim ]
Um--
[ Clears Throat ]
319
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:24,812
I just wanna tell ya, uh,
what you done, um,
320
00:25:24,846 --> 00:25:26,816
was good,
321
00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:28,854
helpin' that crippled boy.
322
00:25:28,886 --> 00:25:31,458
Real good.
323
00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:34,666
I'm proud of ya.
324
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:38,405
Thank you, sir.
325
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,323
Rise and shine !
326
00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:52,234
Come on ! Wake up !
327
00:25:53,836 --> 00:25:56,508
Sleeping
destroys brain cells.
328
00:25:56,541 --> 00:26:00,384
Come on. The day is new.
There are fair maidens to rescue
and dragons to slay.
329
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,588
Get your lazy butt up.
330
00:26:02,622 --> 00:26:05,559
I'm not going anywhere with you.
You almost got me killed
last night.
331
00:26:05,595 --> 00:26:08,266
A knight of the realm
fears not death.
332
00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:17,719
So they keep you
in the dungeon.
[ Scoffs ]
333
00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:23,429
Look, take it back.
I don't have no friends,
334
00:26:23,463 --> 00:26:25,499
and I don't need
no friends.
335
00:26:26,869 --> 00:26:29,542
Don't think of it
as a friendship.
336
00:26:29,574 --> 00:26:31,578
Think of it
as a partnership.
337
00:26:31,612 --> 00:26:34,285
You need a brain,
and I need legs.
338
00:26:34,317 --> 00:26:36,857
And the wizard of Oz doesn't
live in South Cincinnati.
339
00:26:53,522 --> 00:26:56,461
* Walkin' this high road
340
00:26:56,496 --> 00:26:59,302
* Like warriors
from an olden time *
341
00:26:59,335 --> 00:27:03,242
* A curse on this land
from the days far behind us *
342
00:27:03,242 --> 00:27:08,787
* Dragons we've slain and
rescued many maidens fair *
343
00:27:08,821 --> 00:27:12,762
* No man ever dared
break our stride *
344
00:27:12,794 --> 00:27:15,533
* Or the brotherhood
that binds us *
345
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:26,555
* When the broken
are strong *
346
00:27:26,589 --> 00:27:29,561
* When the beaten are proud
347
00:27:29,595 --> 00:27:31,431
* When the twisted
can stand *
348
00:27:31,466 --> 00:27:33,971
* When the silenced are loud
349
00:27:34,003 --> 00:27:36,509
* When the haunted
are turned *
350
00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:39,682
* When the tortured
are seen *
351
00:27:39,715 --> 00:27:41,719
* When the blindest
can stare *
352
00:27:41,752 --> 00:27:44,458
* When no poison remains
353
00:27:44,492 --> 00:27:46,661
* When the voiceless can sing
354
00:27:46,696 --> 00:27:49,535
* When the shackled can run
355
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:54,545
* And the downtrodden man
holds his face to the sun *
356
00:27:54,577 --> 00:28:00,023
* We'll be walkin' high
above the world *
357
00:28:00,056 --> 00:28:06,034
* Legend will say
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey **
358
00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:08,139
[ Dings ]
359
00:28:08,171 --> 00:28:10,143
Morning, Mr. Hampton.
360
00:28:10,175 --> 00:28:13,014
Good morning, Max.
361
00:28:13,048 --> 00:28:15,586
[ Man ] Where is it ?
It was here this morning.
[ Woman Groaning ]
362
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,991
Where is it ?
Is it in this bag ?
363
00:28:18,024 --> 00:28:19,996
It's in the bag,
isn't it ? It is !
Oh! Stop it !
364
00:28:20,028 --> 00:28:23,669
Hey, take it outside !
You're hurting me !
365
00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:25,673
[ Man ]
You think I'm
hurting you now ?
366
00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:28,612
A knight proves
his worthiness by his deeds.
367
00:28:28,646 --> 00:28:31,184
So where is it ?
Where is it ?
368
00:28:31,218 --> 00:28:34,525
You think it hurts now ?
You think it hurts now ?
[ Whimpering ]
369
00:28:34,557 --> 00:28:37,798
Do ya ? Do ya ?
Well, come on !
370
00:28:37,831 --> 00:28:39,635
Unhand her, knave.
371
00:28:45,547 --> 00:28:47,784
- You say somethin' ?
- I said--
372
00:28:47,818 --> 00:28:50,188
Get your filthy hands
off of her !
373
00:28:54,231 --> 00:28:56,168
[ Neighing ]
374
00:29:16,107 --> 00:29:18,211
Thank you.
375
00:29:18,245 --> 00:29:21,852
[ Bell Dings ]
376
00:29:26,629 --> 00:29:28,766
It's on the house.
377
00:30:25,446 --> 00:30:28,118
Did you guys
have lunch today ?
378
00:30:28,152 --> 00:30:30,891
Indeed, in the kingdom
of Baby Ruth.
379
00:30:30,924 --> 00:30:33,162
Yeah, as I suspected.
380
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:39,975
You wanna take some of that
home with you ?
381
00:30:43,783 --> 00:30:46,020
Methinks his name
is Sir Eats-A-Lot.
382
00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:50,028
I'm sorry. It's just
Gram never cooks like this.
383
00:30:50,062 --> 00:30:54,003
Well, I'll take that
as a compliment.
Yes, ma'am.
384
00:30:58,444 --> 00:31:01,819
You slow down, Kevin.
385
00:31:01,852 --> 00:31:03,722
You heard me.
Come on.
386
00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:06,761
I'm fine. I'm okay.
Here, take some water.
387
00:31:06,796 --> 00:31:09,234
[ Gwen ]
Okay. Okay.
388
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:12,172
What does the fair Guinevere
have for dessert ?
389
00:31:12,207 --> 00:31:14,945
Well, there's chocolate pudding
if Merlin agrees to do
the dishes.
390
00:31:14,979 --> 00:31:17,150
Dishes ?
Dishes.
391
00:31:17,182 --> 00:31:21,058
- But knights don't do dishes.
- In this castle they do.
392
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,204
Sorry.
It was packed.
393
00:31:28,238 --> 00:31:32,046
Popular Science !
Popular.
You're a popular guy.
394
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,550
Got it ?
Yeah.
395
00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:40,965
[ Hooting, Yelling ]
396
00:31:40,998 --> 00:31:43,502
Lock your door.
397
00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:50,148
- Oh !
- Hey !
398
00:31:54,391 --> 00:31:56,828
[ Sirens Wailing ]
399
00:32:23,014 --> 00:32:24,953
[ Coughing ]
Max.
400
00:32:26,555 --> 00:32:28,926
Max. Max.
401
00:32:28,961 --> 00:32:31,498
[ Coughing ]
Wake up. Wake up !
402
00:32:33,569 --> 00:32:35,605
[ Sighs ]
What time is it ?
403
00:32:35,639 --> 00:32:39,181
A band of highwaymen
ambushed the Queen of Saxony
on the North Road.
404
00:32:39,213 --> 00:32:43,622
They stole her chest.
No pun intended.
But I know where they hid it.
405
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:47,930
Here. Put this on.
406
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:52,540
[ Squealing ]
407
00:32:52,573 --> 00:32:57,249
It's the treasure,
cleverly concealed
in the slime of dragons.
408
00:32:57,282 --> 00:32:59,654
It's a woman's purse,
and it's covered with crap.
409
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:03,062
[ Chuckling ]
And it's our duty
as the knights of the realm,
410
00:33:03,095 --> 00:33:05,199
to return it
to its rightful owner.
411
00:33:05,232 --> 00:33:07,402
And how are we
gonna do that ?
412
00:33:07,437 --> 00:33:10,009
Voila. A rope.
413
00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:28,344
Dude, you've lost it.
414
00:33:28,379 --> 00:33:31,717
Funny. That's the same thing
they told Sir Isaac Newton.
415
00:33:33,788 --> 00:33:35,693
Here. Tie the end
of that to the grate.
416
00:33:38,864 --> 00:33:43,508
- Who the heck is Isaac Newton ?
- Oh, just some British nerd
who said...
417
00:33:43,542 --> 00:33:47,217
if a fire escape exerts a force
on a sewer grate,
418
00:33:52,359 --> 00:33:55,465
the sewer grate exerts
an equal and opposite force...
419
00:33:55,498 --> 00:33:57,237
on a fire escape.
420
00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:09,693
Now all you have to do
is descend...
421
00:34:09,727 --> 00:34:12,433
and retrieve the treasure.
422
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:16,240
Me ? How come I always end up
knee deep in crap ?
423
00:34:16,274 --> 00:34:18,778
Just think of it as a close
encounter of the turd kind.
424
00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:22,787
I'll hold the torch.
425
00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:34,276
I really
don't like rats.
426
00:34:34,311 --> 00:34:38,719
Well, somewhere
down there a rat is saying,
"I really don't like Max."
427
00:34:42,392 --> 00:34:44,431
[ Rats Squealing ]
428
00:34:44,463 --> 00:34:46,400
[ Grunts ]
429
00:34:48,439 --> 00:34:50,908
[ Clinking ]
430
00:34:50,943 --> 00:34:53,249
Hey !
431
00:34:53,282 --> 00:34:55,918
Sorry.
Thought I heard someone.
432
00:34:57,890 --> 00:35:00,729
[ Gasps ]
433
00:35:12,919 --> 00:35:15,425
Not bad
for the Queen of Saxony.
434
00:35:17,396 --> 00:35:19,634
[ Whistles ]
435
00:35:21,002 --> 00:35:22,939
[ Motor Revving ]
436
00:35:30,955 --> 00:35:35,333
Hey, you know.
I thought Halloween
was next week, uh ?
437
00:35:35,366 --> 00:35:37,837
[ All Laughing ]
438
00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:42,746
There's no millpond
between you and me now.
Is there, big guy ?
439
00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:47,689
Just tell the little freak man
to give up the purse.
440
00:35:47,722 --> 00:35:50,628
Just give it to him.
441
00:35:50,662 --> 00:35:52,833
No.
[ Boy ] Oh !
442
00:35:52,867 --> 00:35:55,004
What's the problem ?
443
00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,323
Give it to him !
This isn't a game.
Just give him the purse.
444
00:36:04,323 --> 00:36:07,629
A knight fights
for what is good and right.
445
00:36:07,663 --> 00:36:09,933
This is no time
for that knight crap !
Just give him the purse !
446
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,951
Hey, punk.
447
00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:32,646
Aaah !
448
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,718
[ Yelling ]
449
00:36:35,753 --> 00:36:38,090
- What ?
- En garde.
450
00:36:47,577 --> 00:36:50,683
- [ Yelling ]
- Okay, Maxy boy.
Just put it down.
451
00:36:50,715 --> 00:36:53,421
- Hey, man, don't throw that !
- [ Yelling Continues ]
452
00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:10,922
- That was awesome.
- Let's get out of here.
453
00:37:10,956 --> 00:37:13,994
No, that was more than awesome.
It was mythical.
454
00:37:14,029 --> 00:37:16,900
It was simply perfection.
455
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:20,073
Yeah, well, we look
like a couple of freaks
in these butt-stupid clothes.
456
00:37:20,106 --> 00:37:23,515
That's what we are--
a couple of freaks.
457
00:37:25,986 --> 00:37:31,930
Loretta Lee.
240 Crescent Heights.
Apartment 103.
458
00:37:31,964 --> 00:37:35,203
[ Kevin ]
This is the place, all right.
Yeah ?
459
00:37:35,237 --> 00:37:38,612
[ Max ] Well, it looks
like the Queen of Saxony
just fired her decorator.
460
00:37:38,645 --> 00:37:40,616
[ Knocking ]
461
00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:42,819
She ain't home.
462
00:37:42,852 --> 00:37:46,927
When you're on a quest,
you see it through to the end.
463
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,831
If she ain't home,
she ain't home.
464
00:37:53,207 --> 00:37:55,312
Loretta Lee ?
465
00:37:55,344 --> 00:37:57,717
Iggy,
466
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:02,792
is the circus in town ?
[ Laughing ]
467
00:38:02,827 --> 00:38:05,832
Believe this is yours.
Have a nice day.
468
00:38:08,404 --> 00:38:10,875
Just wait here
a second, boys.
Wait a minute !
469
00:38:10,909 --> 00:38:14,716
Jesus Christ ! You just
scared me half to death.
470
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,921
Wait a minute.
471
00:38:16,955 --> 00:38:19,092
- I know you.
- No, you don't.
We were just leaving.
472
00:38:19,124 --> 00:38:21,797
Sure as hell, I know you.
Iggy !
473
00:38:21,831 --> 00:38:23,367
Come see who's here.
474
00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:28,845
Hang on now.
What's your hurry,
little fella ?
475
00:38:28,878 --> 00:38:31,985
You're drunk, lady.
476
00:38:32,017 --> 00:38:34,356
What the hell
are you hollerin'--
Ain't he the spittin' image ?
477
00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:44,242
What are they doin' here ?
They just came
to return my purse.
478
00:38:44,275 --> 00:38:48,919
And there ain't nothin' missin'.
If that ain't gentlemanly,
I don't know what is.
479
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:52,158
Name.
480
00:38:52,191 --> 00:38:55,397
- Name !
- That won't be necessary.
We were just leaving.
481
00:38:55,432 --> 00:38:58,002
Max Kane.
482
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:03,313
- Kenny Kane's boy.
What did I tell you ?
- Shut up, Loretta.
483
00:39:03,348 --> 00:39:08,122
Kenny Kane's boy,
all growed up.
484
00:39:08,157 --> 00:39:11,397
My, oh, my,
how time flies.
485
00:39:11,429 --> 00:39:14,836
Get away from him.
I knew you when you
were just a young thing.
486
00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:17,943
You got your picture
in the paper.
Woman, you're drunk.
487
00:39:17,976 --> 00:39:20,346
Yes, I believe I am.
488
00:39:20,381 --> 00:39:23,052
Oh, you're crazy
as a polecat.
489
00:39:23,087 --> 00:39:28,062
You know, Iggy and your daddy,
they did some time together
up there in Langford.
490
00:39:28,097 --> 00:39:30,034
They go way back.
Isn't that right, Iggy ?
491
00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:37,883
- We got, we gotta--
- I've got a good idea.
492
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:40,522
I think y'all
deserve a reward.
493
00:39:47,268 --> 00:39:49,204
Poor thing.
494
00:39:50,507 --> 00:39:52,479
You couldn't speak,
could you ?
495
00:39:54,181 --> 00:39:57,120
What did the papers
call you ?
496
00:39:57,154 --> 00:40:01,396
"Mute Boy."
That's what it was.
497
00:40:01,430 --> 00:40:04,803
Poor little Mute Boy all alone
up there on the witness stand.
498
00:40:06,005 --> 00:40:07,943
[ Yelling ]
499
00:40:12,652 --> 00:40:14,389
Wait ! Max !
500
00:40:17,562 --> 00:40:19,933
Hey, Max !
501
00:40:19,966 --> 00:40:23,106
Stay away !
Just stay away from me !
502
00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:26,013
- Wait, damn it !
- I said stay away !
503
00:40:28,049 --> 00:40:30,387
Nothin' but trouble's
what you've been.
504
00:40:43,346 --> 00:40:45,350
We almost had
a hundred bucks there.
505
00:40:47,055 --> 00:40:52,364
My life was fine before you
and your stupid quests.
506
00:40:52,398 --> 00:40:54,334
Bunch of bull.
507
00:40:58,242 --> 00:41:00,213
My father was a magician.
508
00:41:01,550 --> 00:41:04,556
At least that's
what my mom says.
509
00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:08,263
He heard the words
"birth defect,"
and he disappeared.
510
00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:13,440
But I don't really care,
you know.
511
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:17,214
'Cause I don't even know
who my father is.
512
00:41:17,248 --> 00:41:20,421
I just know
that's not who I am.
513
00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:40,727
And that's not
who you are either.
514
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,574
A knight proves his worthiness
through his deeds.
515
00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:08,618
This is the most beautiful place
I've ever been.
516
00:42:39,746 --> 00:42:43,654
If you think hard enough,
you can put yourself
in their armor.
517
00:42:45,957 --> 00:42:47,896
Lancelot the Brave.
518
00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,271
Tristan the Strong.
519
00:42:53,774 --> 00:42:55,510
Galahad the Pure-Hearted.
520
00:43:17,855 --> 00:43:20,894
With this Excalibur,
521
00:43:20,928 --> 00:43:24,601
in the name of God,
522
00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:28,443
Saint Michael
and Saint George,
523
00:43:30,346 --> 00:43:34,823
I hereby knight us... Freak.
524
00:43:34,855 --> 00:43:36,794
Freak ?
525
00:43:40,902 --> 00:43:42,839
Freak...
526
00:43:48,350 --> 00:43:50,553
the Mighty.
527
00:43:53,393 --> 00:43:57,701
[ Max Narrating ]
From that day, Freak never asked
me nothin' about my father,
528
00:43:57,735 --> 00:43:59,539
and I never asked him nothin'
about his.
529
00:44:00,808 --> 00:44:03,279
'Cause that's not
who we were.
530
00:44:13,066 --> 00:44:15,002
[ Kids Laughing ]
531
00:44:15,036 --> 00:44:17,776
Hey, look !
It's alive !
It's alive !
532
00:44:21,850 --> 00:44:24,454
[ Mr. Sacker ]
Bolton.
Sir.
533
00:44:24,489 --> 00:44:26,626
Fowler.
Yeah.
534
00:44:26,658 --> 00:44:28,931
Elwood.
Sir.
535
00:44:28,963 --> 00:44:31,101
- Kane.
- Sir.
536
00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:32,971
Dillon ?
537
00:44:36,914 --> 00:44:38,783
Sir.
[ Boys Laughing ]
538
00:44:40,922 --> 00:44:44,061
Miss Dillon,
539
00:44:44,093 --> 00:44:47,835
school district policy
prohibits any child...
540
00:44:47,869 --> 00:44:50,673
with a serious physical
or medical handicap...
541
00:44:50,707 --> 00:44:53,713
from participating in
school athletic activities.
542
00:44:53,747 --> 00:44:57,687
Mrs. Addison--
It's a liability matter.
543
00:44:57,721 --> 00:44:59,592
Now I'm sure
you understand that.
544
00:45:01,162 --> 00:45:04,034
You see,
my son Kevin--
545
00:45:07,976 --> 00:45:11,616
he's been made fun of and
called names his whole life.
546
00:45:11,648 --> 00:45:15,957
And if you've been
made fun of your whole life,
you find another place to live.
547
00:45:15,992 --> 00:45:18,663
And he's found that place
up here.
548
00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:24,140
Kevin lives in this world
of books...
549
00:45:24,174 --> 00:45:27,816
and words and ideas.
550
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:31,923
Things I don't even
understand.
551
00:45:31,957 --> 00:45:34,895
But I understand this:
552
00:45:34,929 --> 00:45:38,102
Kevin would trade it all
for a chance to be normal--
553
00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,272
to have a friend,
554
00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:44,649
to do the things that
normal kids do every day.
555
00:45:44,682 --> 00:45:48,256
Max Kane has given him
that chance.
556
00:45:54,569 --> 00:45:57,575
Well, I'm not gonna let that
be taken away from my boy.
557
00:46:09,698 --> 00:46:12,637
Oh, if you wanna kill yourself
in gym class, Kevin Dillon,
558
00:46:12,671 --> 00:46:14,708
don't expect me
to cry for you.
559
00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:17,849
Yes !
560
00:46:27,968 --> 00:46:30,607
[ Shouting ]
561
00:46:33,146 --> 00:46:35,617
[ Mr. Sacker ]
All right. Move it !
Move it ! Move it !
562
00:46:35,651 --> 00:46:39,124
Come on ! Come on !
That's it ! That's it !
563
00:46:41,327 --> 00:46:44,134
Come on ! Go, go !
[ Shouting ]
564
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:46,739
Boo !
565
00:46:46,773 --> 00:46:48,910
[ Boy ]
Freak ! Freak ! Freak !
Freak ! Freak !
566
00:46:48,943 --> 00:46:51,315
[ Kids Chanting ]
Freak ! Freak ! Freak !
Freak ! Freak !
567
00:46:51,347 --> 00:46:54,053
Freak ! Freak the Mighty !
Freak the Mighty !
568
00:46:54,087 --> 00:46:56,959
Freak the Mighty !
Freak the Mighty !
Freak the Mighty !
569
00:46:56,993 --> 00:46:59,799
[ Chanting Continues ]
570
00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:02,771
[ Cheering ]
571
00:47:46,024 --> 00:47:48,262
We shall yield not to you...
572
00:47:50,032 --> 00:47:51,769
or any man.
573
00:48:23,131 --> 00:48:26,204
Miss Addison,
you wanted to see me ?
574
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:28,476
Come in, Max.
575
00:48:32,550 --> 00:48:34,488
Sit down.
576
00:48:42,939 --> 00:48:47,146
Is something wrong, ma'am ?
Did Gram call or--
577
00:48:47,179 --> 00:48:49,919
No, Max.
Your grandparents are fine.
578
00:48:51,923 --> 00:48:54,260
We've been notified
by the parole board.
579
00:48:56,365 --> 00:49:00,140
Your father's been granted
a parole.
580
00:49:00,172 --> 00:49:04,113
No ! No !
Max.
581
00:49:04,148 --> 00:49:07,454
- No ! No !
- Listen to me, Max.
Listen to me !
582
00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:09,690
He can't come near you,
all right ?
583
00:49:09,724 --> 00:49:12,297
No.
I wanna make that
very clear to you, Max.
584
00:49:12,329 --> 00:49:14,500
No ! No !
Max !
585
00:49:14,533 --> 00:49:16,571
Shh !
[ Max ] No !
I don't wanna hear it ! No !
586
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,644
No !
587
00:49:45,030 --> 00:49:49,337
Elt, you get that gun
out of this house.
588
00:49:49,370 --> 00:49:52,144
Don't start with me, Susan.
589
00:49:52,177 --> 00:49:54,380
He serves nine years
out of thirty,
590
00:49:54,413 --> 00:49:58,455
and they let him loose,
just as free as you and me.
591
00:49:58,489 --> 00:50:01,294
That's called justice.
And don't give a damn
for the victims.
592
00:50:01,327 --> 00:50:04,068
You heard the lawyers
same as me.
593
00:50:04,101 --> 00:50:06,003
If he comes within five miles
of Max or us or,
594
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:09,810
or the house or anything,
they're gonna grab him and
put him right back in jail.
595
00:50:09,844 --> 00:50:12,316
The law--
You believe the damn lawyers ?
596
00:50:12,350 --> 00:50:15,756
It's because of the lawyers
that he's out walkin' around
right now.
597
00:50:15,789 --> 00:50:18,728
That's what's wrong
with this country--
lawyers.
598
00:50:18,762 --> 00:50:21,835
They'll make you believe
any damn thing
as long as they get paid.
599
00:50:21,868 --> 00:50:24,408
Well, I'll tell you
what I believe.
600
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,647
If Kenny Kane comes anywhere
near my grandson,
601
00:50:27,679 --> 00:50:31,487
or you or my home,
he's gonna get a taste
of some real justice.
602
00:50:31,521 --> 00:50:34,294
No, you can't. You can't.
You're not gonna have
any of this.
603
00:50:34,327 --> 00:50:37,533
Don't tell me
what to do, woman !
I'm telling you !
604
00:50:43,346 --> 00:50:45,082
Our Annie's gone.
605
00:50:47,687 --> 00:50:52,297
All we have left
of her smile--
606
00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:57,374
all we have left of her heart
is in that boy down there.
607
00:50:57,406 --> 00:51:01,215
I'm not gonna have hatred
comin' into this house
and poisonin' it.
608
00:51:03,418 --> 00:51:05,156
I don't know.
609
00:51:07,893 --> 00:51:09,797
I don't know.
610
00:51:17,579 --> 00:51:20,453
How can you eat
that slop, Dillon ?
611
00:51:20,486 --> 00:51:23,259
- I'm hungry.
- [ Chuckling ]
612
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:25,396
You're eating too fast.
613
00:51:25,429 --> 00:51:27,933
Excuse me, Mom.
614
00:51:27,967 --> 00:51:30,906
I said you're eating
too fast.
615
00:51:30,939 --> 00:51:32,943
What's eatin' you ?
616
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,754
Where does the fair maid
Mary get her perm ?
617
00:52:00,665 --> 00:52:02,904
[ Kids Laughing ]
618
00:52:04,341 --> 00:52:07,579
[ Sneezes ]
619
00:52:13,991 --> 00:52:16,531
Hey.
620
00:52:21,642 --> 00:52:24,012
You call this spaghetti ?
621
00:52:24,045 --> 00:52:26,652
What have I done
to deserve this disrespect ?
622
00:52:28,053 --> 00:52:29,958
Hi.
623
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:37,807
I see you are new to our family.
I don't like you.
624
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,777
I like you.
625
00:52:42,683 --> 00:52:44,787
Maf--
[ Coughing ]
626
00:53:13,109 --> 00:53:15,982
Help !
627
00:53:16,015 --> 00:53:19,758
Help ! Help !
Somebody help me ! Help !
[ Boy ] He fell down.
628
00:53:19,791 --> 00:53:23,566
[ Machine Beeping ]
629
00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:32,984
Mrs. Dillon.
630
00:53:34,051 --> 00:53:36,122
Yeah ?
We need to speak.
631
00:54:14,901 --> 00:54:16,905
Spock.
632
00:54:21,582 --> 00:54:25,220
[ Whispering ]
Spock. It's him.
633
00:54:42,789 --> 00:54:45,228
[ Max Narrating ]
"We will be brothers,"
said King Arthur.
634
00:54:47,933 --> 00:54:51,039
"And we will fight for all those
who ask for help."
635
00:55:00,992 --> 00:55:02,963
Mrs. Dillon.
636
00:55:02,996 --> 00:55:05,803
Please.
[ Clears Throat ]
637
00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:10,912
Kevin is, uh,
is out of danger.
638
00:55:10,946 --> 00:55:13,718
Uh, but I'm sure
you understand...
639
00:55:13,752 --> 00:55:16,155
the, uh, progressively
degenerative nature
of Morquio's syndrome.
640
00:55:16,190 --> 00:55:18,194
I'm sure I do.
641
00:55:18,226 --> 00:55:20,832
There was an airway blockage.
642
00:55:20,866 --> 00:55:25,375
Kevin stopped breathing long
enough for unoxygenated blood
to circulate,
643
00:55:26,812 --> 00:55:29,450
weakening some nerve tissue.
644
00:55:29,482 --> 00:55:32,422
Why don't you just tell me
when I can take him home ?
645
00:55:32,456 --> 00:55:35,428
Right.
646
00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:40,339
Uh, Mrs. Dillon, from
my examination of Kevin,
647
00:55:40,372 --> 00:55:43,812
I think I can s--
I can say that, uh--
648
00:55:45,883 --> 00:55:50,023
That's a nice hammer. Can you
maybe go hammer over there ?
649
00:55:50,057 --> 00:55:52,094
Go hammer over there,
okay ?
650
00:55:56,303 --> 00:56:00,880
I think
I can say that his, uh,
his bone growth has ceased...
651
00:56:00,913 --> 00:56:03,752
while his internal organs are
continuing their natural growth.
652
00:56:06,189 --> 00:56:08,395
I am not a counselor,
Mrs. Dillon.
653
00:56:08,428 --> 00:56:10,163
This is very hard
for me to say,
654
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:18,247
but I would have to recommend
that you start thinking about
making some... preparations.
655
00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:22,055
Why don't you tell me
how long ?
656
00:56:22,088 --> 00:56:24,392
I'm not an expert
on Kevin's disease,
657
00:56:24,427 --> 00:56:29,402
but I would say...
maybe a year.
658
00:56:42,528 --> 00:56:46,003
Want somethin' ?
No, thank you, ma'am.
659
00:56:46,035 --> 00:56:48,540
Stop "ma'am"-ing me.
It makes me nervous when
you "ma'am" me all the time.
660
00:56:48,575 --> 00:56:51,279
Yes, ma'am.
661
00:56:51,313 --> 00:56:56,858
I'm just gonna have
a hot chocolate with
extra whipped cream.
662
00:57:05,442 --> 00:57:09,281
He's gonna be all right.
He's gonna be all right.
663
00:57:09,316 --> 00:57:12,556
He's gonna be all right.
It's my fault.
It's my fault.
664
00:57:12,588 --> 00:57:16,630
He was just eatin' too fast
like before. He's gonna be
just fine. You'll see.
665
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:24,311
But I'll tell you somethin'.
The next time he tries
to eat chop suey that fast,
666
00:57:24,345 --> 00:57:26,116
I'm gonna dump it
on his head.
667
00:57:26,149 --> 00:57:28,086
You do that, Max.
668
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:31,561
Oh, God.
669
00:57:33,465 --> 00:57:36,169
Okay.
670
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:38,140
Okay.
671
00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:41,312
Okay.
672
00:57:44,452 --> 00:57:48,359
[ Max Narrating ]
The deal was, Freak had to stay
in the hospital for two weeks.
673
00:57:50,599 --> 00:57:53,236
It was the longest two weeks
of my life.
674
00:57:55,709 --> 00:57:57,980
Even Mr. Sacker signed it.
675
00:57:58,014 --> 00:58:00,383
I didn't know
he could write.
676
00:58:06,964 --> 00:58:11,306
Freak was told it might be
a while before he could go
back to school.
677
00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:15,581
Also, we had to
cut back on quests.
Doctor's orders.
678
00:58:15,614 --> 00:58:18,419
But once in a while,
we'd sneak out like before.
679
00:58:19,689 --> 00:58:22,228
He'd have good days
and bad days.
680
00:58:22,261 --> 00:58:25,301
On the bad days,
I'd just never put him down.
681
00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:28,307
Well, here it is.
Here's what ?
682
00:58:29,543 --> 00:58:32,447
You see the wing
of that closest building ?
683
00:58:32,481 --> 00:58:34,652
Yeah.
I want you to swear...
684
00:58:34,687 --> 00:58:37,593
that what you're about to hear,
you will tell no one--
685
00:58:37,626 --> 00:58:41,166
a sacred oath upon
your good name and honor.
686
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:44,471
I, Max Kane--
Here do swear--
687
00:58:44,505 --> 00:58:46,342
Here do swear
that I will tell no one.
688
00:58:48,346 --> 00:58:50,383
Inside there is a laboratory...
689
00:58:50,417 --> 00:58:54,058
called the Experimental
Biogenetic Intervention Unit.
690
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:57,766
At some near future date,
as yet undetermined...
691
00:58:57,798 --> 00:59:00,204
but likely within the next year,
692
00:59:00,238 --> 00:59:03,177
I will enter that lab.
693
00:59:03,210 --> 00:59:07,084
King Arthur
wanted to improve his men,
so he made them armor-plated.
694
00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:10,224
Today we have biogenetics,
695
00:59:10,257 --> 00:59:12,629
the science
of designing replacement parts
for the human body.
696
00:59:14,432 --> 00:59:17,805
- You're getting new legs ?
- No, I mean a whole new body.
697
00:59:17,839 --> 00:59:20,143
A new body ?
698
00:59:20,178 --> 00:59:22,448
Yeah. Go closer.
699
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:28,661
I never told you this.
I had to keep it a secret.
700
00:59:28,695 --> 00:59:31,701
But every few months
I've gone for tests.
701
00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:35,642
They measured me,
analyzed blood, metabolic rates.
702
00:59:35,675 --> 00:59:39,416
I've been X-rayed,
CAT scanned and sonogrammed.
703
00:59:39,448 --> 00:59:42,188
They're fitting me
for a transplant.
704
00:59:42,222 --> 00:59:46,230
I'm going to be the first
biogenetically improved human.
705
00:59:46,263 --> 00:59:48,566
Sounds like it's gonna hurt.
706
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,805
Maybe, but so what ?
707
00:59:50,839 --> 00:59:53,910
You can think your way
out of anything, even pain.
708
00:59:53,945 --> 00:59:55,981
Sounds too dangerous.
709
00:59:56,014 --> 00:59:58,620
Hey, life is dangerous.
710
01:00:07,204 --> 01:00:09,943
[ Thunder Rumbling ]
711
01:00:11,714 --> 01:00:14,318
[ Children Chanting ]
Killer Kane, Killer Kane,
712
01:00:14,352 --> 01:00:16,823
had a son who's got no brain.
713
01:00:16,856 --> 01:00:19,963
Killer Kane, Killer Kane,
had a son who's got no brain.
714
01:00:19,996 --> 01:00:21,866
Killer Kane, Killer Kane--
715
01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:25,408
[ Knocking ]
Matt ? You okay ?
716
01:00:30,718 --> 01:00:32,688
I'm just like him.
717
01:00:32,722 --> 01:00:35,361
[ Whispering ]
Just like him ?
718
01:00:37,397 --> 01:00:39,770
Oh, Lord.
719
01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:44,511
I thought I'd gotten rid
of every last picture.
720
01:00:44,546 --> 01:00:48,420
I look in the mirror
and I see him.
721
01:00:49,923 --> 01:00:53,831
I hear my voice
and I hear his.
722
01:00:53,865 --> 01:00:58,941
It's no use.
You are who you are,
and nothing else.
723
01:00:58,975 --> 01:01:03,384
"Killer Kane, Killer Kane,
had a son who's got no brain."
724
01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:05,119
Listen to me:
You are nothing like him !
725
01:01:05,152 --> 01:01:07,324
You will never be
like him.
726
01:01:07,324 --> 01:01:09,830
You know why ?
727
01:01:09,862 --> 01:01:11,967
Because you have
your mother's heart.
728
01:01:16,108 --> 01:01:18,112
You're my noble knight.
729
01:01:19,181 --> 01:01:21,118
That's what you are.
730
01:01:47,672 --> 01:01:49,509
All right !
731
01:01:56,189 --> 01:01:58,126
All right !
732
01:02:05,975 --> 01:02:07,444
[ Banging ]
733
01:02:14,091 --> 01:02:16,462
[ Gasps ]
734
01:02:31,159 --> 01:02:33,128
[ Grunting ]
735
01:02:33,163 --> 01:02:36,235
Not a word, boy.
Not a sound.
736
01:02:36,268 --> 01:02:39,508
I came back,
like I said.
737
01:02:40,578 --> 01:02:42,747
Shh-shh-shh-shh.
738
01:02:44,018 --> 01:02:46,791
[ Engine Starting ]
739
01:02:56,710 --> 01:02:58,815
Everything changes now, son.
740
01:03:27,672 --> 01:03:31,412
[ Max Narrating ]
Once, on TV, this dude
hypnotized a lobster.
741
01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:34,751
Maybe you saw it.
742
01:03:34,786 --> 01:03:38,193
He touches a lobster
and it freezes.
743
01:03:38,226 --> 01:03:40,731
It can't move.
744
01:03:40,764 --> 01:03:42,301
That's sort of
what happened to me.
745
01:03:44,205 --> 01:03:48,279
Like I'm paralyzed
and my head is empty...
746
01:03:48,313 --> 01:03:50,784
and nothing matters.
747
01:03:50,818 --> 01:03:54,124
Not Gram and Grim,
or Freak,
748
01:03:54,158 --> 01:03:56,128
or the stars
in the sky.
749
01:03:56,162 --> 01:03:58,900
They're all just
make-believe,
750
01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:02,207
this dream I was having
for a long time,
751
01:04:02,241 --> 01:04:07,384
and now I'm awake again,
and he's there.
752
01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:12,426
And for some reason
I'm thinking this weird thought:
753
01:04:12,461 --> 01:04:15,299
He doesn't need
a suit of armor.
754
01:04:16,835 --> 01:04:18,774
Well, let me look at you.
755
01:04:24,786 --> 01:04:27,056
Like lookin'
at an old picture of myself.
756
01:04:32,334 --> 01:04:35,040
Christmas Eve !
[ Laughing ]
757
01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:36,810
Christmas Eve !
758
01:04:40,549 --> 01:04:45,027
Them letters I sent you,
or them birthday presents
and Christmas presents--
759
01:04:45,059 --> 01:04:49,167
I bet you never got
a-one of 'em, did ya ?
760
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,941
Oh, they poisoned your mind
against me. I know that.
761
01:04:53,343 --> 01:04:55,280
Get down !
762
01:05:04,465 --> 01:05:07,804
Yes, sir, you and me,
we're gonna have
the time of our lives, boy !
763
01:05:07,804 --> 01:05:11,478
[ Voices On Police Radio,
Indistinct ]
764
01:05:11,512 --> 01:05:13,449
Something going on ?
765
01:05:15,419 --> 01:05:18,025
[ Doorbell Rings ]
766
01:05:19,561 --> 01:05:21,531
Good evening,
Mrs. Pinneman.
What ?
767
01:05:21,565 --> 01:05:24,371
We're here to inform you
that Kenneth Kane...
768
01:05:24,405 --> 01:05:28,079
did not report
to his parole officer
yesterday in Cleveland.
769
01:05:28,112 --> 01:05:31,419
You wait here.
He's been missing
for 24 hours.
770
01:05:31,452 --> 01:05:33,622
He's considered
in violation
of his parole.
771
01:05:33,656 --> 01:05:37,296
No. No,
that can't happen, no.
772
01:05:37,330 --> 01:05:41,039
We don't want to alarm you,
ma'am, but just as a precaution.
773
01:05:41,072 --> 01:05:43,208
He's gone.
774
01:06:43,063 --> 01:06:45,033
Ow !
775
01:06:57,390 --> 01:07:00,063
Voila ! Size 14.
776
01:07:08,045 --> 01:07:10,849
Of course.
The Queen of Saxony.
777
01:07:10,883 --> 01:07:13,288
"Iggy...
778
01:07:13,323 --> 01:07:15,792
"and... your daddy...
779
01:07:15,827 --> 01:07:19,468
"did some time together up there
in Langford, you know.
780
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:21,572
They go way back."
781
01:07:33,263 --> 01:07:36,501
I got an old buddy here.
He's gonna take care of us.
782
01:07:36,534 --> 01:07:38,505
He owes me a favor.
783
01:07:52,901 --> 01:07:58,445
It ain't much. Old bat
that lived here went to visit
her sister for the holidays.
784
01:08:00,717 --> 01:08:03,155
[ Tires Screeching ]
785
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:13,408
Lousy spark plugs !
786
01:08:13,443 --> 01:08:15,646
You wouldn't light out
on me, would you ?
787
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,816
- No, sir.
- Nope.
788
01:08:17,850 --> 01:08:20,923
That's good...
'cause we gotta talk.
789
01:08:20,956 --> 01:08:24,397
Man to man.
790
01:08:24,431 --> 01:08:28,373
See, this is only a temporary
thing, just for one night.
791
01:08:28,405 --> 01:08:31,945
Tomorrow we're gonna get
on the road. Just you and me,
the way it oughta be.
792
01:08:45,005 --> 01:08:46,942
You know, there's--
793
01:08:48,645 --> 01:08:51,385
there's something you need
to know about your daddy.
794
01:08:53,356 --> 01:08:54,891
I never killed nobody.
795
01:08:59,868 --> 01:09:02,039
I loved your mother.
796
01:09:04,345 --> 01:09:07,014
I never harmed her,
797
01:09:07,049 --> 01:09:10,456
not one golden curl
on her head.
798
01:09:10,490 --> 01:09:13,363
I swear.
799
01:09:13,395 --> 01:09:16,000
You understand
what I'm tellin' you ?
800
01:09:16,032 --> 01:09:18,606
Yes, sir.
801
01:09:18,639 --> 01:09:21,744
All right, then.
802
01:09:21,779 --> 01:09:23,948
We don't need
to discuss it no more.
803
01:09:32,766 --> 01:09:35,472
- Whoa !
- [ Tires Screeching ]
804
01:09:38,778 --> 01:09:40,081
Oh, my God !
805
01:09:45,191 --> 01:09:46,995
No !
806
01:09:54,478 --> 01:09:56,415
Kevin ?
807
01:10:13,715 --> 01:10:15,453
[ Groaning ]
808
01:10:58,304 --> 01:10:59,940
Oh, boy.
809
01:11:01,579 --> 01:11:04,618
Steady !
810
01:11:08,057 --> 01:11:10,095
Get out ! Get out
of the way ! Move !
811
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,708
Aaaah !
812
01:11:21,718 --> 01:11:24,925
Ow. Ow. Ow !
813
01:11:41,725 --> 01:11:43,663
[ Groans ]
814
01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:51,243
[ Horse Whinnying ]
815
01:12:16,326 --> 01:12:18,064
[ Knocking ]
816
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:23,106
[ Sighs ]
817
01:12:31,223 --> 01:12:33,294
The only person I want coming
through this door is Iggy.
818
01:12:33,326 --> 01:12:35,499
Merry Christmas.
819
01:12:35,531 --> 01:12:38,204
I just thought I'd make you boys
a nice Christmas meal.
820
01:12:45,451 --> 01:12:47,791
Oh, my.
821
01:12:47,824 --> 01:12:50,496
He's gonna have a hard time
eating like that.
822
01:12:50,528 --> 01:12:52,500
I can feed him
if you like.
823
01:12:52,532 --> 01:12:54,504
You just set that tray down
right there...
824
01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:56,775
and you get yourself
out of here.
825
01:13:01,451 --> 01:13:05,157
Leftover pizza.
It's nice, Loretta.
826
01:13:05,190 --> 01:13:07,964
You haven't changed
a bit.
827
01:13:07,996 --> 01:13:11,804
My, it's cold in here.
Ohh !
828
01:13:13,073 --> 01:13:14,978
It's cold
as a witch's tit.
829
01:13:24,062 --> 01:13:27,134
Oh, come on, Kenny.
830
01:13:27,169 --> 01:13:32,144
Can't you be nice ?
We had some good times
in the old days, didn't we ?
831
01:13:32,179 --> 01:13:35,552
But the old days are over.
You and I got nothing
to discuss. Come on !
832
01:13:35,585 --> 01:13:38,492
"Thank you
for the pizza,
Loretta."
833
01:13:38,524 --> 01:13:41,262
Thank you, Loretta.
Now come on. Let's go.
834
01:13:41,296 --> 01:13:45,070
Oh, did you tell your daddy
about that time
you returned my purse ?
835
01:13:47,575 --> 01:13:49,646
What are you
talkin' about ?
836
01:13:49,679 --> 01:13:53,354
Oh, well, I guess Iggy
just forgot to mention it.
837
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:56,226
He came by
with this crippled kid...
838
01:13:56,259 --> 01:14:00,001
and they returned my purse
with $400 still in it.
839
01:14:08,084 --> 01:14:10,121
Hey.
840
01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:12,593
What crippled kid ?
841
01:14:29,426 --> 01:14:31,498
Well, I told Iggy.
842
01:14:31,531 --> 01:14:34,703
I said, "Iggy, you better
tell Kenny about this."
843
01:14:34,737 --> 01:14:38,545
- Who is he ?
- Just a crippled kid.
844
01:14:38,577 --> 01:14:41,484
Just a crippled kid.
Friend of yours ?
845
01:14:44,156 --> 01:14:46,528
I said,
"A friend of yours ?"
846
01:14:46,561 --> 01:14:48,732
Yes, he's a friend of mine.
847
01:15:03,127 --> 01:15:05,430
Young maiden,
a favor, I beg.
848
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:12,178
Call the police.
Tell 'em to come here.
849
01:15:17,789 --> 01:15:21,296
Do you understand that, boy ?
They're gonna be lookin'
everywhere for us.
850
01:15:21,330 --> 01:15:23,501
They're gonna talk
to everybody,
851
01:15:23,535 --> 01:15:26,841
and they're gonna talk to this
crippled kid, and he's gonna
remember this place !
852
01:15:26,873 --> 01:15:28,845
Why didn't you tell me
you'd been here before ?
853
01:15:28,877 --> 01:15:31,750
- You didn't ask me, sir.
- I didn't ask you ?
854
01:15:31,784 --> 01:15:34,522
Now, what are you,
some kind of moron ?
855
01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:49,452
Yeah. Uh-huh.
856
01:15:49,485 --> 01:15:52,359
You brought those here
to give to him.
857
01:15:52,391 --> 01:15:55,732
Trying to poison
my son's mind against me,
aren't you ?
858
01:15:55,766 --> 01:15:58,371
Now, Kenny--
859
01:16:01,277 --> 01:16:04,684
I told you to keep your hands
off my boy, but you brought
your filth in here !
860
01:16:04,717 --> 01:16:06,888
You are the only piece of filth
around here, Kenny.
861
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,394
- Yeah ? I'll teach you to--
- Get your paws off of me !
862
01:16:10,428 --> 01:16:12,932
I said--
[ Grunting, Shouting ]
863
01:16:12,966 --> 01:16:16,407
- Let go !
- That's it !
You're seein' red now !
864
01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:18,878
- Let go of her !
- Look away, son.
865
01:16:18,911 --> 01:16:21,884
[ Loretta Choking ]
Let go ! Let go of her !
She can't breathe !
866
01:16:23,387 --> 01:16:26,894
She can't breathe !
She can't breathe !
867
01:16:26,927 --> 01:16:29,667
Shh !
868
01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:33,641
[ Choking Continues ]
She can't breathe !
She can't breathe !
869
01:16:33,675 --> 01:16:35,577
Aaah !
870
01:16:41,758 --> 01:16:45,699
You were wearing a black T-shirt
with no sleeves.
871
01:16:45,732 --> 01:16:49,572
Y-You carried me
back to my room.
You put me to bed.
872
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:52,846
You told me to "shh,"
that I was dreaming !
873
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:56,721
Is that any way to talk
to your daddy ?
But I wasn't dreaming !
874
01:16:56,754 --> 01:17:01,330
I remember, I saw you !
I saw you kill my mom !
875
01:17:01,363 --> 01:17:04,369
Lord, I wish you hadn't
said that, boy.
Well, I said it !
876
01:17:04,403 --> 01:17:07,474
And you're never gonna stop me
from saying it again...
877
01:17:07,509 --> 01:17:11,650
because I've wanted to say it
for a long time !
878
01:17:11,683 --> 01:17:15,257
Looks like we got
a situation here,
huh ? Huh ?
879
01:17:25,610 --> 01:17:27,650
I've come
for my brother in arms.
880
01:17:31,723 --> 01:17:34,061
A knight proves his worthiness
by his deeds.
881
01:17:37,434 --> 01:17:40,775
You're the crippled kid.
882
01:17:40,809 --> 01:17:43,915
This your partner in crime,
this little freak ?
883
01:17:43,948 --> 01:17:46,921
What are you,
soft in the head, boy ?
884
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:49,759
- Guess what I got
for Christmas, Mr. Kane.
- Well, I don't know.
885
01:17:49,793 --> 01:17:55,438
This squirt gun
and a chemistry set.
Good old reliable H2SO4.
886
01:17:55,471 --> 01:17:58,811
Sulfuric acid:
oily, colorless,
887
01:17:58,845 --> 01:18:02,519
and able to strip the paint
off a car in two seconds.
888
01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:05,491
So ask yourself:
Am I feelin' lucky today ?
889
01:18:05,525 --> 01:18:07,429
Bull !
890
01:18:07,462 --> 01:18:10,434
Aaah !
891
01:18:10,468 --> 01:18:14,910
In the five-tenths of a second
it would take you to execute
movement in any direction,
892
01:18:14,944 --> 01:18:17,081
your crotch will look like
a nuclear accident.
893
01:18:21,556 --> 01:18:23,560
You little--
894
01:18:31,577 --> 01:18:34,717
Aaaah !
895
01:18:37,522 --> 01:18:39,425
Hold it !
896
01:18:56,994 --> 01:18:59,499
What'd you have
in there anyway ?
897
01:18:59,533 --> 01:19:02,704
Just some soap, vinegar
and chile pepper.
898
01:19:02,740 --> 01:19:06,146
Worked like a charm,
didn't it ?
Oh, did you lose this ?
899
01:19:08,050 --> 01:19:09,485
Come on.
900
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:37,108
We shall yield not to you--
Or any man.
901
01:19:40,379 --> 01:19:42,652
[ Max Narrating ]
We had Christmas
a week late that year.
902
01:19:42,685 --> 01:19:45,289
By then, Gwen
had forgiven Freak,
903
01:19:45,324 --> 01:19:48,163
Killer Kane was back
in prison for good,
904
01:19:48,196 --> 01:19:50,801
and we got our pictures
in the paper.
905
01:19:50,836 --> 01:19:53,641
[ Chorus ]
* Jingle, jingle
jingle, jingle *
906
01:19:53,674 --> 01:19:56,011
[ Man ]
* Jingle bells, jingle bells
907
01:19:56,045 --> 01:19:59,218
* Jingle all the way
908
01:19:59,252 --> 01:20:02,992
* Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh *
909
01:20:03,025 --> 01:20:06,065
* Oh, jingle bells
jingle bells *
910
01:20:06,099 --> 01:20:08,771
* Jingle all the way
911
01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:10,708
* Oh, what fun it is to ride
912
01:20:10,741 --> 01:20:13,412
* In a one-horse open sleigh
913
01:20:13,446 --> 01:20:15,685
* Dashing through the snow
914
01:20:15,717 --> 01:20:18,389
* In a one-horse open sleigh
915
01:20:18,423 --> 01:20:20,828
* O'er the fields we go
916
01:20:20,862 --> 01:20:23,299
* Laughing all the way
917
01:20:23,332 --> 01:20:25,838
[ Chorus ]
* Bells on Bobtail ring
* Ho-ho-ho
918
01:20:25,872 --> 01:20:28,075
* Making spirits bright
919
01:20:28,109 --> 01:20:30,715
[ Man ]
* What fun it is
to ride and sing *
920
01:20:30,748 --> 01:20:33,285
* A sleighing song tonight
921
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,758
[ Chorus ]
* Jingle bells, jingle bells
922
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,263
* Jingle all the way
923
01:20:38,295 --> 01:20:40,366
* Oh, what fun it is to ride
924
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,840
* In a one-horse open sleigh
925
01:20:42,873 --> 01:20:45,745
* Oh, jingle bells
jingle bells **
926
01:20:45,778 --> 01:20:48,450
[ Gram ]
Oh, I just love Christmas.
927
01:20:48,482 --> 01:20:51,222
I remember all we ever had
for Christmas
was an apple core...
928
01:20:51,256 --> 01:20:54,964
and a lump of coal
in our stocking,
if we were lucky.
929
01:20:54,996 --> 01:20:57,433
Oh, Elton, you never had
a lump of coal in your life !
930
01:20:57,468 --> 01:21:01,777
You're right.
They were so poor,
they couldn't even afford coal.
931
01:21:01,810 --> 01:21:05,751
All they got in their stocking
was a little piece of paper
with "coal" written on it,
932
01:21:05,785 --> 01:21:08,055
if they were lucky.
933
01:21:08,089 --> 01:21:10,760
[ Gram ]
Don't anybody let me have
one more bite.
934
01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:37,281
Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
935
01:21:37,314 --> 01:21:39,051
Best meal
I ever had.
936
01:21:54,348 --> 01:21:57,889
You know, the sky's
like a photograph
from a billion years ago.
937
01:22:00,126 --> 01:22:02,865
Just some old movie
they're showin' up there.
938
01:22:06,138 --> 01:22:08,945
Lots of those stars
have switched off by now.
939
01:22:11,216 --> 01:22:13,285
We're just seeing the rerun.
940
01:22:17,128 --> 01:22:19,198
Almost forgot.
941
01:22:28,349 --> 01:22:30,086
This is for you.
942
01:22:39,537 --> 01:22:43,947
You don't have to say anything.
I know you're overcome
with gratitude.
943
01:22:50,194 --> 01:22:53,399
What kind of book is this ?
It doesn't say nothin'.
944
01:22:53,433 --> 01:22:56,106
Close your eyes.
945
01:23:00,214 --> 01:23:02,718
Every word
is part of a picture.
946
01:23:05,057 --> 01:23:08,530
Every sentence
is a picture.
947
01:23:09,965 --> 01:23:14,375
All you do
is let your imagination...
948
01:23:14,407 --> 01:23:16,145
connect them together.
949
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:32,044
If you have an imagination,
that is.
950
01:24:50,899 --> 01:24:54,308
He went in his sleep.
951
01:24:54,342 --> 01:24:56,478
No.
952
01:24:56,511 --> 01:24:58,450
It wasn't supposed
to happen.
953
01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:06,332
You're supposed to give him
a new body !
954
01:25:06,366 --> 01:25:11,475
Stop, you idiots !
He's supposed to get
a new biogenetic body !
955
01:25:11,509 --> 01:25:14,248
[ Sobbing ]
No ! He was tested,
measured !
956
01:25:14,282 --> 01:25:16,252
He told me
he'd be the first.
957
01:25:16,286 --> 01:25:19,525
I know. Listen to me.
958
01:25:19,558 --> 01:25:22,964
Listen to me.
Kevin knew he wasn't
gonna live very long.
959
01:25:22,997 --> 01:25:25,737
He knew it was just
a matter of time.
960
01:25:25,769 --> 01:25:29,278
You see,
what happened was...
961
01:25:29,312 --> 01:25:32,751
his heart just got too big
for his body.
962
01:25:36,458 --> 01:25:40,466
It's okay. It's okay.
963
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:42,035
It's okay.
964
01:25:43,505 --> 01:25:45,477
You go home.
965
01:25:45,509 --> 01:25:47,448
Go home.
966
01:25:49,651 --> 01:25:51,588
Go home.
967
01:27:31,556 --> 01:27:34,060
Can I help you, son ?
968
01:27:49,991 --> 01:27:53,566
[ Max Narrating ]
There's a place I go
in my head sometimes.
969
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,739
It's cool and dim in there,
970
01:27:56,771 --> 01:27:58,309
and you float
like a cloud.
971
01:28:02,049 --> 01:28:05,624
No, you are a cloud,
972
01:28:05,657 --> 01:28:09,130
the kind you see in the sky
on a windy day.
973
01:28:09,163 --> 01:28:12,036
You don't have
to think about anything.
974
01:28:12,069 --> 01:28:14,674
You're nothin'.
You're nobody.
975
01:28:22,390 --> 01:28:25,830
I stayed in the down-under
for days and days...
976
01:28:25,863 --> 01:28:28,735
and kept the door closed,
977
01:28:28,770 --> 01:28:33,144
which is why
I missed the funeral
and Kevin's mom moving away.
978
01:28:37,286 --> 01:28:39,424
Grim threatened
to unscrew my door,
979
01:28:39,456 --> 01:28:42,129
but he never did.
980
01:28:42,162 --> 01:28:46,103
He just kept saying I should
come out for Gram's sake.
981
01:28:46,137 --> 01:28:49,745
And sometimes she'd come down
and say I should come out
for Grim's sake.
982
01:29:40,814 --> 01:29:42,951
It comes off
in a couple of weeks.
983
01:29:45,989 --> 01:29:47,794
Whatcha been doin'
these days ?
984
01:29:48,863 --> 01:29:51,166
Nothin'.
985
01:29:55,275 --> 01:29:57,211
Nothin's a drag, kid.
986
01:29:59,985 --> 01:30:02,255
Think about it.
987
01:30:21,628 --> 01:30:23,565
So I thought about it.
988
01:30:25,535 --> 01:30:29,644
Matter of fact,
I started thinkin' real hard.
989
01:30:29,676 --> 01:30:35,088
Can anyone tell me why
Miss Havisham wanted Pip
to fall in love with Estella ?
990
01:30:35,121 --> 01:30:38,260
Lisa,
you've had your turn.
991
01:30:41,034 --> 01:30:42,971
Max ?
992
01:30:51,253 --> 01:30:54,192
Well--
993
01:30:55,628 --> 01:30:57,365
I think it's because...
994
01:31:00,606 --> 01:31:02,341
she wanted Estella...
995
01:31:04,345 --> 01:31:07,019
to break Pip's heart,
996
01:31:07,052 --> 01:31:10,493
just like her heart
had been broken long ago.
997
01:31:22,081 --> 01:31:23,651
Thank you, Max.
998
01:31:29,730 --> 01:31:33,403
[ Max Narrating ]
And then...
I started connecting...
999
01:31:33,437 --> 01:31:36,578
all these things
I was thinking about,
1000
01:31:36,610 --> 01:31:38,380
and I had a crazy thought.
1001
01:31:42,121 --> 01:31:44,392
Since Freak showed me
I could read a book,
1002
01:31:45,461 --> 01:31:47,398
maybe I could
write one too.
1003
01:32:01,661 --> 01:32:03,764
Then I thought to myself,
1004
01:32:03,799 --> 01:32:06,738
"Who you kiddin', Max Kane ?
You got no brain."
1005
01:32:09,475 --> 01:32:11,046
So I wrote that down...
1006
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,457
and then kept on goin'.
1007
01:32:39,704 --> 01:32:42,541
Until it was
spring again...
1008
01:32:42,576 --> 01:32:45,683
and I reached
my last page.
1009
01:32:45,716 --> 01:32:49,355
Now, only this dumb writer
could get writer's block...
1010
01:32:49,390 --> 01:32:51,795
on his last page.
1011
01:32:51,828 --> 01:32:55,703
You see, I just didn't know
how to end it.
1012
01:33:05,923 --> 01:33:07,727
[ Reading Aloud ]
1013
01:33:11,166 --> 01:33:13,672
"That he shall come again,
1014
01:33:13,704 --> 01:33:16,444
"that there is written
this verse upon his tomb...
1015
01:33:16,476 --> 01:33:18,882
which lies
at the bottom of the lake:"
1016
01:33:18,914 --> 01:33:20,653
[ Continues Reading Aloud ]
1017
01:33:27,966 --> 01:33:30,204
"Once and future king."
1018
01:33:31,808 --> 01:33:34,781
Now, that could
either mean...
1019
01:33:34,814 --> 01:33:36,549
that he will
come again,
1020
01:33:39,054 --> 01:33:42,629
or-- I had
a better idea.
1021
01:33:48,308 --> 01:33:50,879
That when someone
so great once was,
1022
01:33:54,386 --> 01:33:57,526
then someone so great
will always be.
1023
01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:46,858
And by the time
we get here--
1024
01:34:46,891 --> 01:34:48,628
which I guess
should be the end--
1025
01:34:50,163 --> 01:34:53,169
you're gonna know the story
of Freak the Mighty,
1026
01:34:53,202 --> 01:34:57,646
who slayed dragons,
saved maidens,
1027
01:34:57,678 --> 01:34:59,615
and walked high
above the world.
1028
01:36:24,820 --> 01:36:27,892
**
1029
01:36:27,927 --> 01:36:41,888
**
1030
01:36:41,920 --> 01:36:47,832
**
1031
01:36:47,867 --> 01:36:50,371
* Walkin' this high road
1032
01:36:50,403 --> 01:36:52,877
* Like warriors
from an olden time *
1033
01:36:52,909 --> 01:36:55,181
* A curse on this land
1034
01:36:55,214 --> 01:36:58,187
* From the days far behind us
1035
01:36:58,220 --> 01:37:03,263
* Dragons we've slain
Rescued many maidens fair *
1036
01:37:03,297 --> 01:37:06,870
* No man ever dared
break our stride *
1037
01:37:06,905 --> 01:37:09,676
* Or the brotherhood
that binds us *
1038
01:37:13,450 --> 01:37:16,088
* Brothers are we
1039
01:37:16,122 --> 01:37:18,326
* Marching on the roads
of time *
1040
01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:20,797
* From this broken land
1041
01:37:20,831 --> 01:37:23,369
* In the days that defined us
1042
01:37:23,403 --> 01:37:26,108
* Till all men are free
1043
01:37:26,143 --> 01:37:28,915
* And justice
is the sword we hold *
1044
01:37:28,948 --> 01:37:32,255
* Trustin' in a knight's
noble vow *
1045
01:37:32,288 --> 01:37:34,760
* In the brotherhood
that binds us *
1046
01:37:53,562 --> 01:37:56,068
* When the broken are strong
1047
01:37:56,102 --> 01:37:58,841
* When the beaten are proud
1048
01:37:58,875 --> 01:38:01,212
* When the twisted can stand
1049
01:38:01,246 --> 01:38:03,818
* When the silenced are loud
1050
01:38:03,851 --> 01:38:06,323
* When the haunted have turned
1051
01:38:06,356 --> 01:38:08,929
* When the tortured are seen
1052
01:38:08,962 --> 01:38:11,466
* When the blindest can stare
1053
01:38:11,498 --> 01:38:14,038
* When no poison remains
1054
01:38:14,071 --> 01:38:16,810
* When the voiceless can sing
1055
01:38:16,844 --> 01:38:19,182
* When the shackled can run
1056
01:38:19,214 --> 01:38:24,224
* And the downtrodden man
holds his face to the sun *
1057
01:38:24,259 --> 01:38:29,971
* We'll be walkin'
high above the world *
1058
01:38:30,003 --> 01:38:35,381
* Legend will say
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey *
1059
01:38:35,414 --> 01:38:37,886
* Freak the Mighty
1060
01:38:37,920 --> 01:38:40,424
* Freak the Mighty
1061
01:38:40,456 --> 01:38:42,930
* Freak the Mighty
Freak the Mighty *
1062
01:38:42,962 --> 01:38:45,401
* Freak the Mighty
1063
01:38:45,434 --> 01:38:48,072
* Freak the Mighty
1064
01:38:48,107 --> 01:38:50,576
* Freak the Mighty
1065
01:38:50,611 --> 01:38:53,149
* Freak the Mighty
Freak the Mighty *
1066
01:38:53,182 --> 01:38:54,920
* Freak the Mighty
1067
01:39:15,461 --> 01:39:18,033
* When the broken are strong
* Freak the Mighty
1068
01:39:18,066 --> 01:39:20,603
* When the beaten are proud
* Freak the Mighty
1069
01:39:20,637 --> 01:39:23,176
* When the twisted can stand
* Freak the Mighty
Freak the Mighty *
1070
01:39:23,210 --> 01:39:25,580
* When the silenced are loud
* Freak the Mighty
1071
01:39:25,613 --> 01:39:28,352
* When the haunted have turned
* Freak the Mighty
1072
01:39:28,386 --> 01:39:30,993
* When the tortured are saved
* Freak the Mighty
1073
01:39:31,026 --> 01:39:33,430
* When the blindest can stare
* Freak the Mighty
Freak the Mighty *
1074
01:39:33,463 --> 01:39:35,968
* When no poison remains
* Freak the Mighty
1075
01:39:36,003 --> 01:39:38,440
* When the voiceless can sing
* Freak the Mighty
1076
01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:41,013
* And the shackled can run
* Freak the Mighty
1077
01:39:41,046 --> 01:39:43,483
* And the downtrodden man
* Freak the Mighty
Freak the Mighty *
1078
01:39:43,517 --> 01:39:46,123
* Holds his face to the sun
* Freak the Mighty
1079
01:39:46,156 --> 01:39:48,460
* When the broken are strong
* Freak the Mighty
1080
01:39:48,493 --> 01:39:51,233
* When the beaten are proud
* Freak the Mighty
1081
01:39:51,265 --> 01:39:53,537
* When the twisted can stand
* Freak the Mighty
Freak the Mighty *
1082
01:39:53,570 --> 01:39:56,308
* And the silenced are loud
* Freak the Mighty
1083
01:39:56,342 --> 01:39:58,647
* When the haunted have turned
* Freak the Mighty
1084
01:39:58,680 --> 01:40:01,418
* When the tortured are saved
* Freak the Mighty
1085
01:40:01,452 --> 01:40:03,789
* When the blindest can stare
* Freak the Mighty
Freak the Mighty *
1086
01:40:03,822 --> 01:40:06,362
* When no poison remains
* Freak the Mighty
1087
01:40:06,395 --> 01:40:09,035
* When the voiceless can sing
* Freak the Mighty
1088
01:40:09,069 --> 01:40:11,606
* When the shackled can run
* Freak the Mighty
1089
01:40:11,639 --> 01:40:14,379
* And the downtrodden man
* Freak the Mighty
Freak the Mighty *
1090
01:40:14,411 --> 01:40:19,722
* Holds his face to the sun
* Freak the Mighty *
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