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Xiao San...

Father, how do you feel?

Come on, take your medicine

No use, l am beyond hope

You'll be alone after l die;

there'll be no one to take care of you

Take care of yourself, dear

Dad

You love kung fu with a passion

Take this recommendation letter from master Chan

and look for instructor Meng Ping at Zhen Nan Clinic

Dad...

Hey, come on, everyone...

We are all new here...

and it's not our intention to sell medicine

And besides, we've got to promote our name

Brothers

Our bone elixir

has been made from a secret recipe

lt will treat all sorts of sprains and injuries

After applying our bone elixir,

you needn't worry anymore

Try it...it's great

Pal, you look great

l'm sure you don't have any injuries

But that's alright;

you too could drink our elixir

Undoubtedly you'll feel so good afterwards

Try it if you don't believe...

You'll feel great, try...

Am l right?

Yes

Not bad, huh?

Come on...

Well, Uncle Ji

Giant Liu, you know what to do?

Uncle Ji, l understand

but l've just started and there's no money yet

That means you have it. Alright, l trust you

l wouldn't owe you

Giant

Yes

What effect does this have on you?

All my heat has emerged

Then perform for us all

Okay

lt's a fake

Any bleeding or injuries?

Thank you for your audience

Thank you

Let me make a fool of him

Pal, your performance is great

Thank you

Could you do that again for us all?

Ours is real kung fu

it's not a put-on

We could do it anytime and there'd be no problem

Come on, show him again

Right

My back...

Oh no, he won't have money for us

Don't go, come back

Must be that kid

Don't blame it on others

lt's your rotten kung fu that is to be blamed

Kid, a gentleman should not thwart others' fortunes

lt's not a good thing to do

No, l still heard a song that's written in your praise

What? l don't believe it

l don't believe it

l'll sing it for you then

Their ointment is a fake

Put it on your back

or your stomach, it doesn't work

Your bones & limbs will be broken

They used to sell fake medicine to harm people;

using rice crust disguised as pills, come and eat

Oh, my stomachache!

l took your medicine just now

Don't go...

Uncle Ji, it's not our fault

but his

Bloody kid, l'll kill you the next time l see you

Come and have a drink with me

What for? Did you think you're the Drunken Master?

l have no time

What? l am not the Drunken Master

My nickname is the Drunken Shrimp

Come and have a drink with me

Sorry, l am busy

Come on, do me the honour

Drink...

The wine is not poisoned and there's plenty more

Come on

lf you don't drink, l will

Where are you going?

Still want to drink?

Drunken Monkey

The drunken shrimp loses its shell now

ln your dreams

Come on...

How dare you bully my godpa?

l could never have thought that

all you people here were barbarians

He is old but you still bully him

Dear, it's alright

lt's me who wanted to play with him

Let's go

Whatever you say!

''Zhen Nan Clinic''

Who are you looking for?

Village chief recommended that l meet with master Meng

He said there's ajob for me

Come along

lnside please...sit

Thanks

Please wait

Master, there's a kid who wants to see you

Oh, so it's you

Bloody kid, you ruined my business

and you dare to come here

You want me to skin you alive?

l didn't mean any harm

l thought that performer was interesting,

so l had some fun with him

You had your fun

Do you know how much l've lost?

No, l only came to look for work

Take me in and deduct from my salary

Maser, he said the village chief recommended him

What chief?

You can take him if you want, l don't

Ah Jiu, try him out

Wait

l've just had my fill

You're too kind

You have a good appetite, damn you

What's the matter?

Oh, it hurts

This is the kid that caused us trouble this morning

lt's a small matter,

no need to be so fierce

All businesses are important

Face is more important than business

How could we let this

bastard mess with us?

You're right

Boss, chief Chan recommended him as apprentice

Sorry, l am friends with chief Chan

You are good for nothing

You beat him like this

so you mend his wounds

What? l mend his wounds

Yes, treat him with real medicine,

not the fake one

Alright then

Let's get this clear, are you taking me in?

lf not, you'll waste your medicine

Alright then

Really?

Godpa, meal time

Coming

Godma, eat

Eat more vegetables

Good dishes, thanks

Drunkard, it's because of you that the dishes are cold

Where have you been all day?

Coming back so late

Look, everything is cold now

Excuse me for saying this;

it's not godpa's fault

He was bullied by a kid

and they fought

You needn't stand in for him, he smells of wine

He must be drunk and caused trouble

You put the blame on me again

l only bought drink for a young man

but he hit me

l am very busy

l need to wash dishes at the temple after l eat

Over a hundred bowls used by monks await me

Don't be mad

l'll help you, alright

Thanks a lot!

Mom and dad, it's my birthday today

That's why l invite you here to a meal

For once

don't quarrel, okay?

Alright then

Let's eat

To learn Leper's fist, first hold your chopsticks right

Do it the way your godma does

See this?

Doctor, wrong place

l know. l have to be careful with the pulse

so as to know the cause of your illness

What's wrong with me?

Your strong yin unbalances your yang

lf you came to me everyday

you wouldn't be sick

Yin over yang?

How much do l owe you?

A special price: 36 cents

Thanks

This is robbery

What did you say?

There're too many patients, l am so tired

Give me a massage

Blind man, take care of those for me, please

Alright

Come on kid, give me a massage

You, come here

Doctor, please take a look at me

What's wrong with you?

l pulled a muscle

That's easy

You want to kill me?

Don't move...

You'll feel comfortable like this

ls the medicine ready?

Yes

Bring it here

Roll up your sleeve

Put it here, l'll apply the medicine

Oh, it hurts

So painful, l want to leave

You know,

there are only 2 doctors in such a large village

You have no choice

lt'll be okay in 2 days

How much?

Not expensive, eighty cents

Oh, that's expensive

No it isn't, the medicine has a lot of good ingredients

you can't find it elsewhere

lt's somewhat pricey though

We have no choice

Pay the money, come on...

Here

Thanks

Master,

didn't you promise to teach me kung fu?

When?

Damn you, our business isn't doing well,

shut up and stand aside

Ji, you are always full of ideas

Think carefully

how may we improve our business?

Simple, we could look for business

Look for? How?

Are we to look for injured people in the streets?

You are really dumb

We could create them

l see! We beat the people up, right?

Not a bad idea

We monopolise the business here

We'll beat up anyone we see,

then heal them

We'll have enough business then

Ah San

Yes, master

Be smart when you go with them

Yes

Let's go...

Plenty of people selling stuff, beat them

Beat them?

Hurry

Follow me

''City God Temple''

Why did you hit me?

Fear not, l'll not hit you

When l hit you, just scream

What are you doing?

Go...

Name card?

Here

Let me have a look

''50º/º discount''

Give it to them

What a mess!

Who did this?

Please take our card

With it you could

get a 50º/º discount at our clinic

You may leave

Thanks

You bastard, playing tricks?

l still have many cards

Go and distribute them all

l'll teach you a lesson when we go back

l'll use this technique

to teach this bastard a lesson

So?

How do you intend to deal with him?

l am deadly

Deadly?

l'll use the ''Thousand Army and Million Horses''

Thousand Army and Million Horses?

Yes

How corny!

Bring it here

So awkward

Open it

So itchy...

lt's all done

Bastard,

see if you dare to be so cunning next time

Have some tea

Master Lin, we earned quite a lot in the last shipment

Please accept this small token

Brother Meng, you are too kind

This is not the first time we work together

Master Lin, a rule is a rule

you'd better count it yourself

That's correct

l intended to deliver it myself to your residence,

but l was afraid that the news might leak out

That's why l had to bother you to come

Never mind, we've worked as partners before

There'll be more opportunities

Yes, thanks for taking good care of me

No need for formalities

Who is it?

Ah Ji, take some men and settle this

Go

Brother Meng, would they settle this?

lf this were exposed,

l might lose my job

No problem at all, don't worry

Chase, don't run, stand there ...

Stand still

Dead

Go back

Come, come up ..

lt's you, go down

Come, come up

ls it done?

Boss

How come you have no faith in us?

Of course it's done

l've already pushed him into the pond

That's good. Otherwise

if our secrets were leaked out

we'll be in trouble

Are you alright?

Yes

Why're they after your life?

l don't know either. l chanced upon their meeting

while l was at work

Then all of a sudden they started to come after me!

You are such a busybody

So you've hidden a guy here

No, godpa

So it's you the slimy guy

You'd better watch out for him

Godpa, it's not my fault

l saw a group of Tibetans throw him into the water

l was sailing by, so l rescued him

You've such a good heart?

Godpa, what are you talking about?

Girls have to get married sooner or later

Godpa, what have you got in mind?

Well, consider it my fault then, but please save him

Save him? No way

Godpa, let bygones be bygones

You are a generous person, please save him

Well then, alright

lt's so painful

lt will be painful if you want to heal fast

Uncle, don't seek revenge on me

just because l hit you earlier

You are such a bad guy

Pain is okay; l'm more afraid of having nothing to do

Rest and recuperate

And then l'll introduce you to work at a grocery shop

''Guang Sheng Long grocery shop''

Bring me a pack of rice noodles

Alright, just a minute

Thank you

Money

Ah San, come here

Yes, uncle Hong

Here are your wages for this month

Take it, l'll take care of things here

Go and have some tea

Watch out for those Zhen Nan Security Bureau guys

None of them is good

Uncle Hong, you are so kind to me

l really don't know how l should thank you

lt's okay, go and have some tea

Hey, what are you doing?

Make way, hear that

Hey, hurry and be off

Or else don't blame me for being rude

So what? Let's go and have tea

Let's go

What's going on?

They wanted to bully me

Are you alright?

Yes

Let's go and have tea

l'll take you to that new restaurant

lt's fun when you see things flying

What do you mean?

You'll know in time

Little Rat, go and serve the customers

Sure

Yes, this way please

What would you like to have?

Xiao Hong, what would you like to eat?

Whatever

Just a couple of dishes

Alright, some fine dishes it is

This way please

Waiter, bring me a bottle of wine

Fatty, how much is this boat worth?

About nine million

Oh, nine million?

Seems to be good wine, leave the whole bottle here

One cup is enough

Yes

Fellow neighbours, listen to me

Lake-side tea house is so posh

Tea is hot, the place is good

Dim sum so delicious,

it is filled with delicacies

The food is good and service is great

if you're hungry, this is the place

Business will be great, we'll be ace

You know what to do, boss

You bloody beggar

Did you think you owned the place? Get lost

You'll have ill-fortune

Listen, everyone

Lake-side tea house doing business dishonestly,

and the boss is mean

He ill-treats his staff

so everyone has to work so hard

Customers are ripped off

so they throw the dishes into the pond

The waiters pretend not to see it

and this place is gonna close down sooner or later

What a plague, kick him out

Anyone looking?

Flying dishes...fun, isn't it?

The boss deserves it

since he ill-treats his staff

Right, the food is expensive and the portions too small

lt's time someone taught him a lesson

Go on, eat more

Flown away

Alright?

l got you this time

What?

Bloody kid

lf you don't have money, don't treat a girl to a meal

Careful what this technique

could do to your stomach

Hey, don't insult me

l only just arrived

so l don't have dishes to throw

Right, our food isn't here yet

This bowl is thrown here from that table

Gone!

There's no one there, you want to fool me?

What a nerve, getting a free meal here

What's up?

He wants to get a free meal

What free meal?

Want a free meal? lf you do that

l'll arrange for an auto-pay

Auto-pay, he...

You want to grab food from a beggar?

Spin...

l am fainting

Get up, let go

Flip over

Tastes quite good, huh?

Stop fighting, whose bill is it?

Mine, old man

Boss

Oh no, all my accounts are messed up

Pour hot water onto the foot

Snake hand

Catch it

lt's scalding hot

Frog eats the moon

Legendary girl

Ham sandwich

l smell...

Grease

What are you doing? Who's greasy?

Come here, you have beautiful lips

l have no choice, honey

Bite the vegetables

l am in deep shit

Look at you, in a shit hole

lf l am in a shit hole, then you are a shit head

Look at you two

breaking so many things

You can't afford it, let's run

Go quickly...

Hold it, pay for my damages

This time l've had it, oh heavens ...

l'm finished...

Look at you, aren't you ashamed

A grown man and still crying

Did you think you're a crocodile?

You two are to blame

Now l am out of work

Small matter, come with me

He's a bad guy, yet you help him

He used to be good

but was forced by his boss to become like this

You're right

No worries,

our shop has an opening

Let's work together

What? The kid is still alive?

Then we're in trouble

Not only that, he has a big mouth too

Yes, he'll say anything

We'll get into trouble sooner or later

Let's search and get him back

lf that's the case,

we need to get him back by all means

Right, he's out in the open

Do you know where he is?

At the Kwong Sang Lung grocery shop

Then l've got an idea

The best rice available

Come and get it while stocks last

Ah San, l am moving it in

You go and set fire

Yes

Wait for me here, Ah Ming

Careful

See you, madam

What can l get for you, sir?

Our master his lordship is celebrating his birthday

l want 150 kilos of your best rice

Sure, no problem

l'll deliver it right away

Don't worry

Ah San, hang on a sec.

Deliver 150 kilos of rice to his lordship's mansion

Fresh eggs...

Come on, fresh eggs

Stinking eggs...

Stop, what are you saying?

How dare you, take that

lt really stinks

Get lost...

lt's on fire...

Over there

Take this cart and follow me, hurry...

Hurry...

Swap the cart

Done

Follow me

Hurry

Thanks

lt's okay, let's go

Say goodbye to uncle

Goodbye uncle

Stop...inspection

What's the matter?

We are delivering rice to his lordship's mansion

We have been informed that you are smuggling dope

Smuggling dope?

What's the matter?

What are you doing?

l am the proprietor of Guang Sheng Long

These are my goods and they are my staff

Speak to me if there's a problem

Open it

Sir

Opium...

How could this be? l don't know about it

l really don't know, l've been framed

How did this happen?

Prostitution, gambling & drugs are against the law

They are strictly prohibited

The boss of Guang Sheng Long knowingly broke the law

and trafficked dope

l caught him red-handed

with evidence

There's no mercy for such crimes

He will be beheaded right away

What a great plan!

Too bad you've struck the wrong target

Let's split up and get the kid back

Right, let's go...

lsn't this our cart?

Look, the egg shells

So they have been switched to frame us

Who would do such a thing?

lt must be those Tibetans

Tibetans?

Uncle Hong died a wrongful death

Those bastards...c'mon, let's seek revenge

That would mean sacrificing ourselves

Let's let things cool first

''Hai Zhuang Temple''

Come on, it's funny stuff...

Pal, come on, don't miss it

lnteresting?

Yes, but there's no sound

Don't go,

let me show you some real stuff

Thanks, there's more

Thank you

Brother, catch

Everyone

My brother will perform for you

Please enjoy

Thank you, hit the gong

The gong is noisy,

and beating the gong lengthens time

Lengthens time

We're here to show you real kung fu;

not to sell fake medicine as some have done...

Hey, bastard

l let you go last time

Now you dare to fool others with fake medicine

you must be tired of living

We're in the same trade,

don't push me too hard

l must, you know a lot

Grab him

Master Hai Zhuang

Amitabha

You sure are a busybody,

daring to meddle with our affairs

Come on

Amitabha

Thanks for saving my life

May righteousness prevail, how did you two

run into this gang?

We're here to earn a living,

but they keep bullying us

Please guide us

What do you mean?

Right

Hit me three times?

Does he want me to look for him at the third watch?

lt seems you're destined for a relationship with Buddha

l'll teach you the Eight Diagram Pole now

Thank you

lt originated from the Yang Ng Lang

He had great spear skills but had trouble with the law

To disguise himself, he got rid of the spear head

and invented the skill

by combining spear and stick techniques

You should note this

Thank you

You need to practise harder

What's the matter?

Teacher is here

Amitabha

What do you want at this hour?

Our student who has broken the rules

has come to your monastery

lt hasn't come to my notice

l haven't seen anyone come over

You don't know if someone came over

yet you know when l come over

You are pulling my leg

l wouldn't dare

You are welcome to look around

but if anything happens

don't blame me

What? Are you threatening me?

l am used to threats

Please go ahead

Follow me

Look around

Yes

Where is it?

Over there

Leper

Attack

What's so funny? Get back to work

Yes

Run quickly

Teacher, it's me

Who's your teacher!

Your Leper Fist is so powerful

Could you teach me?

What for? You want to fight with others?

No, for self defense

l don't know it, go and look for the drunkard

Drunkard?

Wine - man's best friend

Stop fooling around. Just after a couple of drinks

you always behave like this

Oh come on, we're an old couple

Can't we be close for once?

So horny, no way

l must sow some wild oats while l'm young

lf not now,

who knows if l'd have to wait till l die

l'm afraid you're not good enough

What? Not good enough?

l've had some wine and l'm here to fix you

How?

How? You'll see

Come

How come so noisy?

They used to be like that every night

Sleep

No, l must go and have a look

Oh man, you're so nosy

What are you fighting for?

Just flirting

Mind your own business

You go ahead

Boiled shrimp

Oh my pants

Don't go

Stop fighting...

Go away, get out of my way

Get lost, you tortoise

l'm not a tortoise, l'm a turtle

Stop fighting

What is it, you bastard?

l'd like to learn Leper's Fist

l won't teach men, l hate men

Don't bully kids,

mind this wok

That's the only thing we're left with now

lf it's broken, we'll have nothing to cook in

At worst we could mend it

Brother, she won't take you in as her student

l'll do, come follow me

He'll be the death of me

l'll teach you Leper's Fist

l'll teach you now

lf you want to practise Leper's Fist

Remember this pithy formula

The first technique...

hit with both hands

Higher

Second technique, head high... waist tucked in

More or less like a shrimp

Third technique, eyes wide open...

Power in the backside

Fourth technique...

Left hand on the wall and right hand at the back

Do these for two minutes

Turn around, stretch your waist...a relief

How comfortable...

Teacher, what's this fifth technique?

Fifth technique?

Oh yes...beating a cow across the hill

Godpa, how come it looks so weird

Damn old man, you're good for nothing

How can you take in students? You're misguiding them

What's with you? Better you teach him then

Damn all you guys

have caused me leprosy

As a matter of fact, l didn't intend to teach anyone

but l thought he was a good kid

Alright, l'll take him as my student

That's good, then l can go and have a drink

You've to work very hard for the Leper's Fist

l sure can handle it

Come again

There's a fish

l'll help you catch it

l got it, see

Oh damn, you want to molest me

Why did you hit me, it's the fish

Teacher, am l good or what

Well, but you learn that drunkard's rotten kung fu

For punishment, go catch frogs in cemetery at midnight

Catch frogs?

l've got you

''Tomb of Ou Yang Hong''

Uncle Hong, l'm so sorry

l can handle things here

Take some money and go have tea

Uncle Hong, l must avenge you

Ah San, are you really willing to avenge me?

l died a wrongful death

Little Rat, you scared me

You are such a coward, how could you avenge him

You are teasing me

l've heard that Meng Ping

is holding a birthday party in the next couple of days

Maybe we could...

l know, you want to kill him

That's right

But there's just a few of us

and no match for him

Don't worry

l know of a gang who has been bullied by him

They will surely agree to help us

Alright, let that be the day of his death

How dare you barge in here as an assassin

You display the flag from Tibet

it doesn't matter if you celebrate your birthday

Bastard

Show the kung fu you've learned at Hai Zhuang Temple

Watch me fix this bloody kid

Get the weapons

No good, run

Don't go

The Eight Diagram Pole

Come on, you bloody kid

Reverse strike

Who are you? l have no grudge against you

No grudge?

You push our friends too hard

lt's not my fault, let me go

Comb...feels comfortable

l'll give you a greasy look

l have no hair, thanks

Here, blind man

Luckily there's a cushion

Little Rat

Little Rat

l'll use Lama Fist to deal with you

Why didn't you kill him?

Sooner or later

l've to kill one and wound the other

and show them off in the street

So that others may know how powerful our Lama Fist is

Powerful in Guangdong and Su Zhou

We'll make everyone bow to us

Powerful in Guangdong and Su Zhou

We'll make everyone bow to us

Move

Chase

What is it?

Teacher, it's you

How dare you go for revenge with such paltry skill;

it's more like digging your own grave

Teacher, you wouldn't want your student to lose face

Of course not

Then teach me more, this is not good enough

l don't care

l'm going for a drink

Oh, my stomach hurts!

Want to learn Leper's Fist, don't you?

Go and have some fun at the Leper Valley

What are you doing?

Where are you from?

l'm one of yours

One of ours? Take him over there

Kid, you've come into the Leper Valley;

do you know the rules here?

You said you are one of ours, got any proof?

This poem is the proof

Hand the poem over

lt has sunk to the ocean bed

Bring it back

l can teach if you're sincere in learning Leper's Fist

Remember this pithy formula

Strike with both hands

Head back, the tummy tucked in

Eyes wide open

Powerful left fist strikes the wall

Do these for two minutes, turn around and relax

Kid, he's not right

Hey, brother, not right...

Don't talk so much, have some tea

Brother, he's an impostor no doubt;

but since he's come in here, we have to go by the rules

Alright, have him castrated

What? Castrate me? lt's no big deal

l'm here to learn kung fu

l can call you 'Brother', but you've got to teach me

Alright

Lazybones stretches and attacks,

and fights his way through

Beating a cow across the hill is deadly,

hot water on the feet makes one rise in the air

Sweeping wind is deadly as the bear,

Attack the target at random

A stealthy attack

Deadly is the spirit possessing the body

A shadow attack is unbeatable

Crazy woman attack

Not bad, your basic technique is good

Now, l'll teach you the eleventh technique

First technique, lazy bone stretches and attacks

Second technique, continuous attack clears the way

Third technique, beating cow across the hill

4th... hot water on the feet makes one rise in the air

Fifth technique, random attack on the target

Sixth technique, powerful and tumultuous as a tornado

Seventh technique, sweeping wind deadly as the tiger

Eighth technique, a shadow attack

Ninth technique, a stealthy attack

Tenth technique, power that knows no bounds

The 11th..., deadly as the spirit possessing the body

You're done with eleven techniques of the Leper's Fist

But you've to promise me

To not use any unless utmost necessary, understand?

''Common graveyard''

Lazy bone stretches and attacks

Second technique, continuous attack clears the way

Third technique, beating the cow across the hill

4th... hot water on the feet makes one rise in the air

You Tibetans have pushed me far enough

Today, l've to avenge Little Rat

l used to consider Leper's Fist to be something great

but it's disappointing

Bastard, what's so great about the Leper's Fist

try my Hua Liu kick

How corny!

Bloody skunk, use the fifth technique

Randomly attack the target

Sixth technique, powerful and tumultuous as a tornado

One kick, two kicks, three kicks, four kicks

Try my Hua Liu kick

Playing tricks, four missing one

Hit four times

Seventh technique, sweeping wind deadly as the bear

Stealthy attack, power that knows no bounds

Wrestling is powerful

Tenth technique, crazy woman attack

Deadly as the spirit possessing the body

Try my Hua Liu kick

l developed the twelve technique myself

Be considerate, lower the volume

lt's us, stop fighting

Ah San, it's us

How come he has become like this?

He has reached the zenith of his Leper's Fist

Too bad though to have overdone it

Ah San

He's gone crazy!