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( theme music playing )
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( scatting to radio )
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634 East 62nd Street,
please.
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I can't believe it.
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Excuse me?
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You're Nora Chandless.
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Do I know you?
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Bobby Wheeler.
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I'm an actor.
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Do you know where I can
find a cab driver, Mr. Wheeler?
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I have an appointment to make.
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Very Good. I'm sorry.
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Hey, where was it you said
you wanted to go again?
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634 East 62nd.
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BOBBY:
Boy, this is somebig coincidence.
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You're one of the biggest
actors' managers in New York.
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And me, a young, talented,
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yet-to-be-discovered
actor in the same cab.
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I'll be talking
about it for weeks.
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I guess it's not such
a coincidence, huh?
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Especially since I cruise
the theater district a lot,
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hoping to meet
someone like you.
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Not only did I meet
someone like you, I met you.
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Now you can't get any more
like you than you, can you?
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I scored
a point, huh?
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Yeah, a partial point.
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You have
a nice smile.
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Oh, yeah? You can tell
from back there, huh?
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Yeah, I'm looking at your
eight-by-ten glossy
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taped to the seat here.
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Do you mind
a suggestion?
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No. You kidding?
Go ahead.
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I'd do something
about the mustache
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and the missing teeth.
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Oh, someone must have drawn
on the thing again.
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It's signed, "As always, Louie."
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Look, uh... Miss Chandless,
I know what I'm about to say
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is going to sound
pushy and aggressive,
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but at this stage
in my career
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I've run out of humble.
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Hey, please don't start
pitching, okay?
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I get that from actors
all the time.
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I can't tell anything
about their acting ability
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from their pitches, so...
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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And you're
absolutely right.
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A New York Times reviewer
once said
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that I was the most natural
young actor he'd seen in years.
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You're pitching.
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That's not pitching.
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That's lying.
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Look, I'm performing
two nights a week...
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There's no stopping you,
is there?
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...in a little theater
in Brooklyn.
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Now, I don't want to
impose, but I am really good.
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Well, look, I hope you get
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a really big break some day,
all right?
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Oh, I have!
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I've gotten a huge break!
What?
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Your getting into this cab!
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Green light.
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Oh, yeah.
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Except...
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you know, one other
time I came close.
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I hate to be
a name-dropper,
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but once I
almost picked up
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Mike Nichols.
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So did I.
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What?
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( laughing )
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I like your laugh.
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Oh, yeah?
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( continues laughing )
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And that's my
weakest feature.
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All right. So, uh, Tell me
about this play you're in
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two nights a week.
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What's it called?
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Stall. It's an experimental
play about 12 people
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stuck in a stalled elevator.
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It raises an
age-old question:
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which is the
greater agony--
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to be stuck
in an elevator
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or to be watching a show
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about being stuck
in an elevator?
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I'm not going to
tell you any more
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'cause you may not want
to come and see me in it.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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If I'm in the neighborhood
and I get a chance,
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I'll try to catch it.
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Oh, yeah. Sure.
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You know, gave you my best shot.
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Thanks for listening.
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I said I'll try to see it.
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Oh, I know, and thanks.
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Hey, you're here.
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That will be
$2.50, please.
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Wait a minute.
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You don't think
I'll try to see it, do you?
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I think you're just
trying to be nice to me.
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I am not trying
to be nice to you.
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I said I'll try to see it
and I mean, I'll try to see it.
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You know, you don't have
to let me down easy.
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I'm used to
disappointment.
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I am not
letting you down easy.
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I am telling you
that I'll...
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probably be there.
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Hey, if you're not,
it'll be okay.
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It'll be all right.
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It will not be all right,
damn it.
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I'll be there.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, uh, Tony?
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Alex called me
this afternoon.
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Oh, yeah?
What did he say?
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Well, he said to say hello
to you guys
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and the skiing's great,
and he misses us,
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and that he's never coming back.
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What do you mean
he's never coming back?
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That's what he said.
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Come on, you must
have misunderstood.
No.
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What were
his exact words?
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Oh, well,
his exact words were
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"I'm never, ever, ever,
never, never coming back."
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You sure he didn't say
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"I'm never, ever, ever,
never coming back, ha-ha?"
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You know how Alex
likes to kid.
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I don't think he was kidding.
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I know how
Alex feels.
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I once left a city
and moved to a commune
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to get away from it all.
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We had acres and acres
of beautiful, unspoiled land
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to plant and harvest
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and do our own thing on.
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Well, that sounds
really nice.
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Yeah.
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Unfortunately, everybody's thing
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was standing around,
getting loaded.
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You mean, nobody
did any farming, huh?
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Yeah.
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There was this one guy
who farmed when he was loaded.
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One day I caught him
trying to plant a chicken.
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That might be all fine
and well with you, Jim,
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but I know that Alex
is coming back.
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But Latka, he said
that the skiing's great
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and he's never
been happier.
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It's all right,
Elaine.
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I know
he will be back.
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He's breathing
clean, fresh air.
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He will be back.
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And meeting a lot
of attractive women.
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I'm going to miss him.
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Hey, guys!
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She came to the play last night
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just like she said
she was going to.
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Who?
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Nora Chandless.
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Who's Nora Chandless?
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Didn't I talk to you
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about this last night?
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I mean, I know I talked
to somebody about it.
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Th-that was me.
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Who's Nora Chandless?
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She's a personal manager.
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She's handled the careers
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of some of the most successful
New York actors there are.
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She is a star-maker,
and if she decides
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to represent me,
I'd be on my way.
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Hey, Bobby, what's
the big deal about
this lady?
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Don't you already
have somebody
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that takes care of you--
that fat, bald guy?
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That fat, bald guy,
he's my agent.
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See, Nora Chandless,
she's a personal manager.
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She'll take control
over my career.
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If she can find it.
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You know, Louie...
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it's not like I'm invisible.
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I'm doing this play,
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and I did that athlete's foot
commercial for television.
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What athlete's
foot commercial?
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You mean the one
with the row of feet?
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Yeah. You've seen it?
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Yeah, I seen it.
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Which foot was yours?
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The one on the far left.
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I should have known--
the one that was overacting.
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( phone ringing )
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Coming...
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Sunshine Cab Co.,
drivers' lounge.
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Who, Bobby Wheeler?
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No, he doesn't
live here anymore.
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I do! Get out of here!
I live here! I live here!
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Hey, this is Bobby Wheel...
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Hey, hey, thank you.
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Uh... thank you very much.
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That was Nora Chandless's
secretary.
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Nora Chandless wants to see me
in her office right away.
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All right. See that?
Yay!
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Congratulations.
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Who's Nora Chandler?
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Bobby, hi.
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Listen, now I only
have a minute.
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I want to tell you, I saw you
in your play last night,
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and everything
you said is absolutely true--
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it stinks.
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Oh, but...
But wait,
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Okay, the rest of what
you said is true, too.
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You are marvelous.
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Oh, sure, sure, sure.
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No, I mean it.
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Now, look, I'm in the
middle of a meeting,
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so I have to be quick here,
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but I like what
I see in you.
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Yeah?
You know, I think you've
got a lot of promise.
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I'd really like
to work with you.
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You interested?
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( shrieking with glee )
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Well, I'm going to have
to think about it.
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Oh, you just don't know
what this means to me.
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Okay, now listen.
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I want to give you
the name and address
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of my photographer.
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Go over there
this afternoon,
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arrange to have
some new photos taken.
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Also the number
of, uh... my hair stylist.
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Come back here
later on this afternoon.
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My personal secretary
will take you out,
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pick you up
a new wardrobe.
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Oh, Miss Chandless...
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Oh, I am really good,
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and I can't wait
to prove it to you.
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Good.
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You can start tonight.
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Here are the keys
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to my apartment.
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See ya.
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( sighs )
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Okay... I give up.
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It is chess.
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Damn!
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I was going
to guess that.
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Anybody else
want to try?
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Here you go,
Lou.
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Tony...
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I'm really worried
about Alex.
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Why? He called again?
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No. That's why
I'm worried.
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He stopped calling.
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Gosh. I just can't even imagine
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the Sunshine Cab Company
without Alex Rieger.
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Come on, Elaine.
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We still got a chance
he'll come back.
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You know, once you live
in New York for a while,
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you can't get it
out of your blood.
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Or your clothes or your hair
or your skin.
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I'll miss him, too.
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You know... it's your fault
he isn't coming back.
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What are you talking
about, Louie?
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I'm talking about the burdens
you are to him.
260
00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,567
You're always inflicting
your problems on the guy.
261
00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:22,100
"Let's ask Alex.
262
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,534
"Let's ask Alex.
263
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,234
"Oh, my girlfriend--
I got a little problem, Alex.
264
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,901
"Aw, my kids-- aw, Alex.
265
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:30,534
"What should I do?
My nose is running.
266
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:31,868
Let's ask Alex."
267
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,300
It ain't that way, Lou.
268
00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:34,300
No?
No.
269
00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:35,734
Gee, I don't
know, Tony.
270
00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:37,300
Maybe Louie's right.
271
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:38,534
You know...
272
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:41,033
maybe we have been
a burden to Alex,
273
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:42,734
and maybe that's one
of the reasons
274
00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:43,968
why he's not coming back.
275
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,934
Well, Elaine, if we're
keeping him away,
276
00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:47,667
let's do something
to get him back.
277
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:48,934
Okay, but what?
278
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,501
Let's ask Alex.
279
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:52,133
Good idea.
280
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,934
( groans )
281
00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:55,000
Bobby,
so what happened?
282
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,067
What happened?
283
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:58,634
Yeah, I thought you
were going to call me.
284
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,167
Yeah, I mean,
did she like you?
285
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,133
Uh, she's going
to represent me.
286
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,901
( screaming )
287
00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:05,701
You must be
so excited, man!
288
00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:07,968
You must feel like jumping up
and down and doing cartwheels
289
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,567
and yelling from rooftops
290
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,767
and exploding
in a million pieces!
291
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,400
And... at least smiling.
292
00:13:14,801 --> 00:13:15,968
Hey, man, ain't you happy?
293
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,501
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Of course I'm happy.
294
00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:19,400
It's just that I got
a lot of work to do.
295
00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:21,234
I'm auditioning
for a Broadway revival.
296
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,567
Well, come on, Bobby,
you can spare ten seconds.
297
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:24,901
I mean, this is big stuff.
298
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,467
Give us some details.
299
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,133
Well, there isn't much,
you know?
300
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,400
Just went to her office,
301
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,667
and-and-and she sent me
to her hair stylist,
302
00:13:31,701 --> 00:13:34,667
and she bought me some clothes,
sent me to a photographer.
303
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:36,234
Then we went to her apartment,
304
00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,801
we talked some business
and then we went to bed.
305
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:42,667
Congratulations.
306
00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:44,534
Oh, thanks.
307
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,834
Hey, Bobby, you're sleeping
with your manager?
308
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,667
Hey, do you have to tell
the whole garage?
309
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,934
Wheeler's sleeping
with his manager!
310
00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:04,334
Is she attractive?
311
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:05,767
Oh, sure, sure.
312
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,667
She's attractive,
all right.
313
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,968
Well, then, Bobby, you got
even more reason to be excited.
314
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,901
Not only have you
found a manager,
315
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,033
you've found a...
316
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,133
A great manager!
317
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,434
Listen, guys...
318
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:20,801
I don't really want to talk
about it right now, you know?
319
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,400
Come on, Bobby,
it's not like
320
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,033
you're prostituting
yourself.
321
00:14:25,868 --> 00:14:27,634
Is it?
322
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,200
Man, hey, Bobby...
323
00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:32,868
you okay, man?
324
00:14:32,901 --> 00:14:34,434
I don't know.
325
00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:36,434
Just I'm afraid
that I don't feel
326
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,400
anything for her,
you know, man?
327
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:40,701
Well, uh,
maybe it was just
328
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,200
a one-time thing.
329
00:14:42,234 --> 00:14:43,400
Yeah.
330
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:45,934
Maybe it was just
her way of saying,
"Welcome aboard."
331
00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:50,067
You know, this is the biggest
break of my career,
332
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,901
and I'm supposed to be ecstatic
about it.
333
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,067
And all I feel is...
334
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,601
cheap.
335
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,534
Bobby...
336
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,434
I don't know
what's right,
337
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,901
and I don't know
what's wrong.
338
00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:09,968
I don't even know
what's going on.
339
00:15:15,968 --> 00:15:18,167
Wheeler, are you saying
340
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,701
that you're using
your body
341
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,300
to further your career?
342
00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,868
Now, that is smart.
343
00:15:23,901 --> 00:15:26,400
I'm glad you've finally
figured it out
344
00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:29,200
that you're not going
to get there on your talent.
345
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:32,434
Sometimes the best thing
that you can do
346
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:35,534
is to give the people
in higher places
347
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,901
anything they want.
348
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:41,801
Now I hope this lesson
isn't lost on you...
349
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,567
Nardo.
350
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,501
Yeah, well, I can't take
another step
351
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:03,033
until I get
a more reasonable offer.
352
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,300
Well, it's as simple as that.
353
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:05,300
Yeah, excuse me.
354
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:06,367
Bobby, hi.
355
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,868
I'll be with you
in a minute.
356
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,033
I'm on the phone here.
357
00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,501
No. Somebody
just walked in.
358
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,534
Well, I'll tell you, why
don't we sleep on it?
359
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:15,100
No, no, no. I-I can't agree
to lunch until we sleep on it.
360
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,400
That's right, let's sleep
on whether to have lunch.
361
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,501
Yeah, okay, bye-bye.
362
00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:23,801
So, how'd the
audition go, huh?
363
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,200
I let you down.
364
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,601
I let myself down.
365
00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:28,601
I let Tennessee Williams down.
366
00:16:28,634 --> 00:16:30,767
I let my mother
and my father down.
367
00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:32,934
I don't deserve
to be on the stage.
368
00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:34,767
I don't even deserve to live.
369
00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:36,567
Oh, come on, Bobby,
every actor I know
370
00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:39,033
comes out of audition
and thinks he didn't do well.
371
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,534
Didn't do well?
372
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,067
I threw up.
373
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,968
During the scene on the stage.
374
00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:50,767
I was late, so I grabbed
a chili dog on the way over,
375
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,601
and they rushed me
right on to the stage.
376
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:54,200
I was so nervous...
377
00:16:54,234 --> 00:16:55,868
I threw up.
378
00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:58,167
I don't know,
I just don't deserve
379
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,901
a part like that anyway.
380
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:02,567
Well, I guess there's
only one thing I can
say to pick you up.
381
00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:04,033
There's nothing
you can say...
382
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,300
You got the part.
383
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,834
( stammering )
384
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:10,133
You're telling me
that I got the part
385
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,234
that I auditioned for
today on Broadway as Brick?
386
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,067
Congratulations. Yes.
387
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,901
Well, actually, I did
throw up in character.
388
00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:19,834
I mean, it's not like
I didn't use it.
389
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:22,033
And there's nothing
in the script
390
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,000
that says old Brick
can't throw up.
391
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,868
Oh, hey, I hope they don't want
me to do that every night.
392
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:28,701
That's a lot
of chili dogs.
393
00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:32,234
Ooh, they really thought
I was good today, huh?
394
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:36,534
Uh, in a way-- you had the part
before you walked in the door.
395
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,033
You see,
they didn't take you,
396
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,801
then I didn't give them
the actress
397
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,000
they wanted for Maggie.
398
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:43,834
Welcome
to show business.
399
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:46,400
Oh, it's everything
I hoped it would be.
400
00:17:46,434 --> 00:17:47,701
Bobby, come on.
401
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,534
Now, in the cab
you said to me
402
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,267
you wanted
a great manager.
403
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,801
Well, you've got one.
404
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,868
This is what a
great manager does.
405
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:56,033
Oh, no, it isn't.
406
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,200
Sure it is.
407
00:17:57,234 --> 00:18:00,200
Great managers don't...
hmm-hmm-hmm...
408
00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:01,934
with their clients.
409
00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:03,434
First of all,
410
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:06,133
the room you're pointing to
is the kitchen.
411
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:08,367
And second of all,
412
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,133
no good is
going to come
413
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,367
out of our having
this conversation
414
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,701
you seem to want
to have right now.
415
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,667
Bobby, look, look, look-- if it
makes you feel any better,
416
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,601
I think you are very talented.
417
00:18:18,634 --> 00:18:20,634
However,
I also happen
418
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,834
to be interested in you, uh...
personally.
419
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,334
I don't know how one
affects the other.
420
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,601
I don't care.
421
00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:29,534
Yeah, but, Nora...
422
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,767
I feel like I did
a terrible thing last night.
423
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,133
What?
424
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:38,601
I may have slept with you
to advance my career.
425
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:41,534
And what was the terrible thing
you did?
426
00:18:43,801 --> 00:18:45,367
Hey, Bobby, look it--
427
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,601
if it bothers you that much,
the answer is very simple.
428
00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:51,234
Obviously, we cannot maintain
both a business
429
00:18:51,267 --> 00:18:52,934
and a personal relationship.
430
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:54,033
No, no, we can't.
431
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,167
Well, then,
432
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,734
let's not even try
to have both.
433
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,033
Oh, great!
Let's just have
434
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,534
the relationship
we both want.
435
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,534
Business.
Personal.
436
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,400
( chuckling )
437
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,434
Or personal.
438
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,334
Or business...
or bismal?
439
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,400
Bobby...
440
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:09,534
I'm only kidding.
Bobby...
441
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,200
I just wan...
Bobby...
442
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,734
I think I'm losing
a little interest here.
443
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,133
If you'll excuse me.
444
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:16,801
Sure.
445
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,434
( sighs )
446
00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:23,701
I mean, I'd like you to leave.
447
00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:25,767
Now?
448
00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:26,534
Yeah.
449
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,767
Okay.
450
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,801
I'm leaving.
451
00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:35,334
You know,
just let me understand
452
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,601
what seems
to be obvious here.
453
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,601
You're kicking me out, right?
454
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:41,501
Right.
455
00:19:41,534 --> 00:19:45,334
And, uh, you're not
my manager anymore, right?
456
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,701
Right.
457
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,534
We're not seeing each other
socially, right?
458
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,133
That's right.
459
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,667
I didn't get the part
I got today on Broadway, right?
460
00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:54,334
Right.
461
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,367
I guess the pictures are out.
462
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,534
No pictures.
463
00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:58,801
No haircut, huh?
464
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,133
No haircut.
465
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,300
Whew... rough day.
466
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,133
Hey, look, Nora,
467
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,167
I've lost a lot tonight.
468
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,701
I lost my manager...
469
00:20:12,734 --> 00:20:14,634
I lost my job,
I lost my future.
470
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,868
But at least
I have one thing.
471
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:20,501
At least I have my self-respect.
472
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:23,067
Oh, no, you don't.
473
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,367
Oh, yes, I do.
474
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,601
Oh, no you don't.
Because if I said come back,
475
00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,000
you'd come back in a second.
476
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:29,534
Oh, yeah?
477
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:30,667
Yeah.
478
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:32,167
Try me.
479
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,667
Come back.
480
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,100
Okay.
481
00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:40,901
Now you don't have
your self-respect.
482
00:20:40,934 --> 00:20:42,100
Good night.
483
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:44,767
Aw...
484
00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:50,767
Okay.
485
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,601
So, I lost my manager.
486
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:55,968
I lost my job, I lost my future,
I lost my self-respect.
487
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,434
But at least I have
one thing left:
488
00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,734
I have my shoes.
489
00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:03,067
What?
490
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,067
I don't know.
491
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,400
It's all I could think of.
492
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:06,734
But at least I have them.
493
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:07,868
And they're all mine.
494
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,033
Oh, no, you don't.
495
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,033
Oh, yes, I do.
496
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,367
Oh, no, you don't.
497
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,334
Because if I said,
"Give me your shoes
498
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:18,234
and I'll let you come back,"
you'd give me your shoes.
499
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,467
Try me.
500
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,067
Give me your shoes
and I'll let you come back.
501
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,067
Please?
502
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,167
Huh.
503
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:39,968
Okay?
504
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:44,400
No, I think
we're finished.
505
00:21:44,434 --> 00:21:46,801
Now you're just
an out-of-work actor
506
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:48,434
without pride or shoes.
507
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,567
Aw...
508
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,200
You know, Nora,
509
00:22:07,234 --> 00:22:09,534
you've put me through
a lot tonight,
510
00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:11,934
and we may never see
each other again,
511
00:22:11,968 --> 00:22:14,434
but at least I have one thing
to say...
512
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,367
If you don't give me
my shoes back
513
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,868
I'm going to bust your lamp.
514
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:23,367
Here. Here, take 'em.
515
00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:29,467
My shoes are
not for sale.
516
00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:44,334
Yeah, Bob, I'm sorry
it didn't work out
517
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:45,801
with your manager.
518
00:22:46,968 --> 00:22:49,234
Well, listen,
we'll talk about it more
519
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,000
when I get back tomorrow.
520
00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:53,634
Yeah, of course
I'm coming back.
521
00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:57,200
Well, a man can only ski
and relax
522
00:22:57,234 --> 00:22:59,400
and party and loaf
for just so long
523
00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:01,367
before it gets old and boring.
524
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,234
Unfortunately,
I ran out of money
525
00:23:03,267 --> 00:23:05,200
before I found out
just how long.
526
00:23:06,434 --> 00:23:07,667
Bob, I have to say good-bye.
527
00:23:07,701 --> 00:23:08,667
The maid just came in.
528
00:23:08,701 --> 00:23:11,400
Yeah, bye.
529
00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:15,067
( sighs )
530
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,534
She kicked you out,
huh, Wheeler?
531
00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:25,300
Boy, did she ever.
532
00:23:25,334 --> 00:23:27,667
Dropped me like
a hot potato.
533
00:23:27,701 --> 00:23:30,601
You're not going to do
that part on Broadway?
534
00:23:30,634 --> 00:23:33,133
I'm lucky if I ever
get a job again.
535
00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:35,300
( Louie chuckling )
536
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,767
I don't know.
537
00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:40,067
It's the real pits.
538
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:41,701
I'll tell you that much.
539
00:23:41,734 --> 00:23:42,901
Women.
540
00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:44,167
Well, Bob...
541
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,334
Yeah, Lou?
542
00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,534
There's only one
thing I can say.
543
00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:50,067
What?
544
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:54,701
Wheeler, cab 544!
545
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:58,501
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