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Well, looks like I'm going
to fight Rocky Sinicori again.
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Oh, yeah,
I remember him.
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Yeah, he gave me
a good fight.
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I guess he deserves
another shot.
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What, are you crazy?
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He knocked you out
in the second round.
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Yeah, but now he's going around
shooting off his mouth,
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saying he can do it in one.
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He says he had walking pneumonia
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or something that night,
you know?
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Fever of 104.
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Oh, I hate a man
who makes excuses.
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Me, too.
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I say I can go two rounds
with Rocky Sinicori,
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pneumonia or no pneumonia.
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Hey.
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Got my first
fan letter today.
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Yeah?
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Oh...
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It's a real weird one.
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You'll like this, Elaine.
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"Dear Mr. Wheeler,
I saw you in a TV commercial,
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"and I think you're real cute.
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"Would you please
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"send me a photograph,
a lock of your hair,
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"one of your shirts,
a pair of your shoes
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and a pillow you've slept on?"
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"Thank you, love, Shirley."
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I can't believe that someone
would have the nerve
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to ask for this stuff.
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I mean, the postage to send it
would cost you...
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It came to $4.98.
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Hi, everybody.
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Zena!
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Five minutes to candy time!
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Hey, Zena, how ya doing?
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Hey, Zena, I don't think
you've met Jim.
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Jim Ignatowski,
this is Zena Sherman.
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Hi, nice
to meet you.
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Yeah, Reverend Jim's
one of our new drivers.
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Uh-huh.
Zena's Louie's
girlfriend.
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Oh, I thought
you looked familiar.
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I saw your picture
in Louie's office.
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Oh, yeah, you mean the one
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where my face is taped
to the body of Miss October?
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Hello, there,
honey lips.
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Hi, boss.
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I think he
means Zena.
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Oh, my mistake.
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How ya doing, Zena?
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Get lost!
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Look at Reiger
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and Ignatowski.
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They think you're serious.
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She loves me.
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I am serious.
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Get away and leave me alone.
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( laughing )
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On the floor!
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What a sense
of humor!
Stop it, Louie.
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You're making
a jackass of yourself.
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A jackass!
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Did you hear that?
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I tell her, "Zena, get out
of the vending company."
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She should be in clubs.
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She won't listen to me.
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Yeah, well,
Zena's very talented.
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Come on, Jim,
what say you and I
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leave these two zany
people together, okay?
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Okeydoke.
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Boy, that Zena's
quite a card,
ain't she?
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I know you're still
peeved at me,
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but you don't have
to let everybody in
the garage know it, too.
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I don't care.
You brought all
this on yourself.
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All I asked you for
was one simple favor,
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and I don't ask for
many favors, Louie.
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We've been
all over this.
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I told you
why I refused.
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Something like this
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could blow everything
we've got going.
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All right.
Okay, fine.
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Have it your way.
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But until you
change your mind,
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we don't have
anything going.
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Understand?
Not anything.
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Are you trying...
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Anything!
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You mean, no more...
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slave girl
and the emperor.
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You got it.
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Hey, listen,
I want to give you
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a little warning, baby...
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I'm a tough habit
to break.
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You're a Louie addict.
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Nobody's been able
to do it cold turkey.
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Good-bye, Lou.
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Here it is, Mr...
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Shut up!
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All is not well in Louie-land.
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Gee, I wonder what's wrong
between him and Zena.
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It must be hard
on a guy like Louie,
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not having any
friends to talk to
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when you're in
trouble, you know?
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Yeah, well, who
cares? Let's play.
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JIM:
I'll talk to him.
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No.
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No, no, Jim.
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You don't want
to do that.
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I understand what
the man's going through.
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All he needs to do
is relax, rest his mind,
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get in touch with the oneness
of the universe.
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What are you doing
in here, Ignatowski?
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JIM:
Okay, boss.
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Close your eyes...
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take a deep
breath...
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relax all
your muscles...
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and listen to
the sound of being.
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( chanting ):
Ooommm.
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Ooommm.
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Ooommm.
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( snoring )
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It worked.
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It worked.
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Somebody get
Sleeping Beauty
out of here
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before I attach his tongue
to a battery charger.
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"Oommm."
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Get him out of here.
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He's omed out.
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Reiger.
What?
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Can I speak to you alone?
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Where can we be alone in here?
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Don't worry about it.
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All right, everybody out of
the garage except for Reiger.
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Everybody out!
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( grumbling )
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Why? Because
it's a fire drill.
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If you don't get out,
you're all fired.
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Come on!
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And take swami
with you.
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Can I see you
a second?
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Come on, Louie, I don't
want to talk to you.
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I don't want
to talk to you.
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Come on, Reiger, give me
a couple of minutes.
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You can spare
another human being
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two minutes of your time.
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Yes, but how
does that relate
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to this conversation?
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Go ahead, terrific,
do jokes...
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while I'm standing
here in pain.
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All right, all right, all right,
you've got two minutes.
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But I'm gonna preface this
conversation by telling you
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that I think
very much of Zena.
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I think
she's terrific,
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and I think she's much
too good for you.
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You got two minutes
starting right now.
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Zena wants me
to meet her folks.
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Why? She's
punishing them
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for a lousy
childhood?
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No, no, she's real
close to her parents,
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and they want to meet me,
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and to tell you
the truth,
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I don't mind
meeting them.
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I mean, it's not
inconceivable
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that, you know, someday,
Zena and I might...
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Marriage, Louie?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Just the other day,
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I was thinking
about kids
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and about a home
and settling down,
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and suddenly,
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for the first time
in my life,
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all those things didn't
make me nauseous.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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You've got
one minute left.
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If they were
normal people,
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I wouldn't worry
about making
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a good impression.
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You know how charming
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I can be
when I want to.
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Yeah, it's scary.
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But they're
decent people.
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I mean, I'm not used to being
around decent people.
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I know, Lou.
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Her father, in fact,
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her father has one of the worst
imaginable professions
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for me to get along with.
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He's an exterminator?
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He's a minister.
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You're kidding.
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If you're asking me
to talk Zena out of this,
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just forget it.
I'm not gonna do it.
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No, no, that's not
what I'm asking.
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I want you to go with me.
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What?
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Yeah, I figure that
if you were there,
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you could kinda,
you know, help me out
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by stopping me before
I said something I shouldn't.
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Plus, it would give
Zena's parents a chance
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to see the kind of people
I have for friends.
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We are not friends.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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I mean the kind of people
that I associate with.
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We do not associate.
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Well, we do something together.
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What do you call
what we are to each other?
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We have a longtime awareness
that the other exists,
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and we know each other's names.
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So what do you say?
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You've got
ten seconds.
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Come on, Reiger,
please.
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Nine, eight...
Come on, do it for me,
for us.
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For our friendship...
Seven, six...
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For our longtime awareness.
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Five, four...
For all the favors
that I've done for you.
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For $200.
Three, two...
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By golly, my watch stopped.
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( doorbell rings )
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Coming.
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Hi, Mom.
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I'm so glad
to see you.
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And you must
be Louie.
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I don't shake hands
with anyone
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who's so close
to my daughter.
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Oh, no,
Mom, Mom.
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This is
Louie.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm very sorry.
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The man you
just hugged
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is Alex Reiger.
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Oh! Well, I'm very happy
to meet both of you.
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Let me have
your coats.
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Oh, thank you.
234
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Then go in, sit down.
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Make yourselves
comfortable.
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Thank you
very much.
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There we go.
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ZENA:
Boy, Mom, the house
looks beautiful.
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Oh, yes, very nice...
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Tasteful.
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It smells okay, too.
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Thank you.
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You know,
Mrs. Sherman,
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you are a very attractive woman.
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I hope that Zena
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is as attractive as you
in 60 years.
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( stifled warning )
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Strike one.
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I screwed up.
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I won't screw up again.
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Thank you.
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Cheese and
crackers,
anyone?
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Oh, thanks, Mom.
Oh, yeah.
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I'm really
so happy
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you could all
come today.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Sherman,
that you had to make room
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at the last moment
for an extra person.
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Oh, that's quite all right.
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The reason that
I brought Alex along
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was so that
I could show you
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the kind of classy guy
that I pal around with.
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Say something
classy, Alex.
263
00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:02,567
Well... Louie, you're
putting me on the spot.
264
00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:04,701
I mean, this is
an impossible situation.
265
00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:08,767
Besides, it's better to remain
silent and be thought the fool
266
00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:11,133
than to speak
and remove all doubt.
267
00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:15,734
You better come up with
something quick, Reiger.
268
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,334
I'm paying good money.
269
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,767
Well, I have to check
on the roast,
270
00:12:20,801 --> 00:12:23,100
so just make yourselves at home.
271
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,467
Oh, you need some help, Mom?
272
00:12:24,501 --> 00:12:25,901
Oh, no, I can handle it,
darling.
273
00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:28,400
Mr. Sherman will
be home any minute.
274
00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:29,434
Excuse me.
275
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,367
Well, can I get that
for you?
276
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,367
Thank you.
277
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,501
Certainly, ma'am.
278
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,100
I don't know why
279
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,300
I was so worried.
280
00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,834
She's eating out of
the palm of my hand.
281
00:12:41,868 --> 00:12:43,534
It's embarrassing.
282
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:46,300
Well, maybe not the palm
of your hand...
283
00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:49,968
Oh, but you're
doing fine, Louie.
284
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,367
You know, I don't even
think that was an excuse.
285
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,234
I think she really had
to check on the roast.
286
00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:57,000
Yeah.
I told you
they'd like you.
287
00:12:57,033 --> 00:13:01,434
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we don't
even need Reiger anymore.
288
00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,367
No, no, no, please, Louie,
let me stay.
289
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,200
I can pick up some pointers
on charm tonight.
290
00:13:06,234 --> 00:13:08,567
That must be Daddy.
291
00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:10,234
Bring him on.
292
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,167
Oh... good evening.
293
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,334
Hi, Daddy.
294
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:18,334
MRS. SHERMAN:
Nathan, is
that you?
295
00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:19,534
Well, if it's not,
296
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:22,033
your daughter is
hugging a stranger.
297
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,667
That was some joke!
298
00:13:26,701 --> 00:13:27,968
Yes...
299
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,868
I'm bunching up phlegm,
here, it was so good.
300
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,434
Are you Louie?
301
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,701
No, I'm sorry.
302
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:41,067
Dad, I want
you to meet
Louie De Palma
303
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,801
and his friend
Alex Reiger.
304
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,000
Oh, how do you do?
305
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:45,133
Nice to meet you.
306
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,534
Very nice
to meet you.
307
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,434
I'm sorry I'm so late.
308
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,868
Oh, that's okay.
309
00:13:49,901 --> 00:13:53,100
You can stand me up
for God anytime.
310
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,033
Oh, all right,
I must remember that.
311
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:58,000
He must
remember that.
312
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,801
That's good--
that's real good.
313
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:03,234
Well, shall we
take a load off?
314
00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,801
Uh, I'll just
go tell Mom
315
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,200
to serve anytime
she's ready.
316
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,300
Well...
317
00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:12,767
I'm glad that we're
finally getting
318
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,801
this chance
to meet you, Louie.
319
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,801
Likewise.
320
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,934
Would you gentlemen
like some wine?
321
00:14:18,968 --> 00:14:20,133
A little vino.
322
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,767
Yes, that would
be very nice.
323
00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:26,934
Zena has already told us
a lot about you, Louie.
324
00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:31,067
I, uh... understand you live
with your mother.
325
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,467
Uh, yeah, yeah.
326
00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:33,934
Well, you know, she's,
she's kind of old,
327
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:36,734
and she needs somebody
to take care of her.
328
00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:39,400
Oh, is she able to get
around by herself?
329
00:14:39,434 --> 00:14:41,467
Oh, yeah, she's
okay physically.
330
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:43,133
It's just that
her antenna
331
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,033
doesn't pick up
every channel,
332
00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,601
if you know
what I mean.
333
00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:48,100
Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that.
334
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,133
Oh, but she's fine.
335
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,567
She's really
a corker.
336
00:14:50,601 --> 00:14:52,434
I mean, some of the
things that she does
337
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,167
will really
crack you up.
338
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,367
Like the other night,
339
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,834
she's laying in
the bathtub...
340
00:14:56,868 --> 00:15:00,133
That's a mighty big bass
you've got there, Mr. Sherman.
341
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,667
That's really big.
342
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,834
What is that, a 15-,
20-pounder there?
343
00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:07,100
Oh, no, no, no,
that's 18� pounds.
344
00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:08,100
Wow, 18�.
345
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,434
I caught that
last fall at
Sundown Lake.
346
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,534
Oh?
347
00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:13,634
I've never been prouder
of anything in my life.
348
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,901
I see.
349
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:16,567
Do you fish,
Mr. Reiger?
350
00:15:16,601 --> 00:15:17,734
Well, no...
I mean, uh...
351
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,267
I don't get much
of a chance to.
352
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,534
Actually, when
I was a kid,
353
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,167
I used to go fishing
with my uncle.
354
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,701
Used to take me
to Tucker Creek.
355
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:26,501
Oh, I've been
to Tucker Creek
many times.
356
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,601
Yeah?
It's wonderful.
357
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,634
The brook trout in that area
are fabulous.
358
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,834
Which reminds me
of a joke I once heard.
359
00:15:32,868 --> 00:15:35,968
How do you
keep a fish
from smelling?
360
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,434
I don't know.
361
00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:40,000
You cut off his nose.
362
00:15:42,968 --> 00:15:44,167
Well, uh...
363
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,000
now that we've
exhausted that topic...
364
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:52,067
does anybody want
any more wine?
365
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,367
No, thanks.
366
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,534
Don't mind
if I do.
367
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,000
Did I tell you
368
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:59,667
that my family is
in the wine business?
369
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:01,234
In fact, my cousin Guido
370
00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:03,167
probably had
his feet in this
371
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,734
a couple of weeks ago.
372
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,200
That was
a delicious dinner,
Mrs. Sherman.
373
00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:12,234
Thank you.
374
00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:13,234
Delicious.
375
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,133
That was wonderful!
376
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,234
I loved it.
377
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,400
I loved it!
378
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,501
Well, thank you.
379
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:21,033
I'm very glad
that you enjoyed it.
380
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,334
Beth, you've hardly
touched your food.
381
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:26,667
Well, I have
a little touch
of indigestion.
382
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:28,767
Oh, so do I.
383
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:31,701
I hope we don't have
to have a race to the can
384
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:32,901
after dinner.
385
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:40,167
That bass was what--
18� pounds?
386
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,667
The fish again?
387
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,133
So... Zena, Louie,
why don't you tell us
388
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,834
all about those little things
389
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:53,367
that parents want to know about
their daughter's boyfriend?
390
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:58,234
About your dating, the wheres,
the hows... the-the-the whys.
391
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,367
I'd been admiring
Louie from afar
392
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,701
and Alex introduced us.
393
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,701
Louie asked me out
right away.
394
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,667
And well, it was
rocky at first,
395
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,701
till we got to know
each other.
396
00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:16,067
Yeah. Whoa, it was
really tough for me.
397
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,133
You see, I had
never been out
398
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,234
with a girl
like Zena before.
399
00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:22,467
I don't mind talking
about this, I mean,
400
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,701
because now it's all
behind me. I mean...
401
00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:26,767
But Zena is
the first non-pro
402
00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:28,534
I've ever
been out with.
403
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,667
Non-pro?
404
00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:38,434
Yeah, let me,
let me explain this.
405
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,968
Uh, um, you see...
406
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,033
uh, as far as me having
a lasting relationship...
407
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:46,701
before I met Zena,
408
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:51,734
the longest relationship
I ever had was 30 minutes.
409
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,400
ALEX:
Louie, Louie...
410
00:17:55,434 --> 00:17:56,767
Louie, Louie.
411
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,100
You know what I'm talking
about, huh, padre?
412
00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:03,734
Oh, for God's
sake, Louie.
413
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:04,968
What, Reiger? Loosen up.
414
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,133
Everybody's having
a good time here.
415
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:10,767
Have some more
of the grape.
416
00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:13,467
Oh, but
seriously now,
417
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:17,234
this tomato is
the best thing
418
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:20,133
that ever happened
to Louie De Palma.
419
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,267
Well, excuse me.
420
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,467
I think I'd better
clear the dishes.
421
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:25,901
Why don't you all go
in the living room,
422
00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:27,801
and I'll bring in
some coffee.
423
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:28,801
Oh, yes, coffee.
424
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,033
Coffee! Coffee
is a good idea.
425
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,133
Louie.
426
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,367
Louie, how about
if you volunteer
427
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,534
to stay and help me?
428
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,334
Do I have a choice?
429
00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,601
Where should we
start, mon general?
430
00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:44,968
Oh, Louie--
431
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,267
Louie, I have
a confession to make.
432
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,834
I didn't really
want you
433
00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:50,601
to help me
clear the table.
434
00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:53,334
I did this because
I want to talk to you.
435
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,667
I'm sorry, Beth,
I already have a girl.
436
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:57,734
Sit down, Louie.
437
00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,367
This will only
take a moment.
438
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,067
It's about you
and Zena.
439
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,434
Oh.
440
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:03,701
You know, Louie, uh,
441
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:07,400
Mr. Sherman and I have
always tried very hard
442
00:19:07,434 --> 00:19:10,033
not to interfere
in Zena's life.
443
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,434
We've been aware
444
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:14,334
that being the child
of a minister
445
00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:16,267
is sometimes difficult.
446
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:19,300
There are people
who sometimes are
447
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:22,234
uneasy around you
or they tease you,
448
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:25,501
or they think you're
overly righteous.
449
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:28,067
And knowing that,
we've always tried
450
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,834
to let Zena have as much freedom
as any other kid...
451
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:33,400
possibly more.
452
00:19:33,434 --> 00:19:37,834
That's why I'm going to give my
blessing to this relationship.
453
00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:41,000
So go ahead, Louie,
454
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,968
and continue seeing Zena
455
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,234
and have dates and be friends,
456
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,901
or whatever you like,
457
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:50,968
but Louie, I don't think
it would be a good idea
458
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,567
for the two of you to ever
start planning anything
459
00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:57,100
or talking about something
like marriage.
460
00:19:57,133 --> 00:20:02,033
Because if you do,
I'll have you killed.
461
00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:09,934
I think I can do that, can't I?
462
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:14,133
I mean, I read about that
in a book once.
463
00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:19,234
You can hire people to do
that for you, can't you?
464
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,501
Yeah.
465
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:25,767
Now, what do you
call them?
466
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:26,868
Hit men.
467
00:20:26,901 --> 00:20:28,667
Hit men-- that's it.
468
00:20:28,701 --> 00:20:30,968
I've got
to remember that.
469
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:35,534
I know
that they charge
470
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,834
quite a bit
of money.
471
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,100
Yeah.
472
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:41,133
But you know,
it would probably ruin
473
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:43,901
everything I've ever tried
to do with my life.
474
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:46,400
And poor Nathan!
475
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:48,234
He would be destroyed,
476
00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:51,934
but it would be worth it,
don't you think?
477
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,100
I don't know.
478
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:59,367
Well, now, you can go
and join the others,
479
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,033
and I'll get the coffee.
480
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,634
Oh, by the way, please,
481
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:05,300
don't say anything
about this to Zena
482
00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:06,601
or to Mr. Sherman.
483
00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,067
We'll just keep this
484
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,701
as our own little
secret, all right?
485
00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:12,601
Yes, ma'am.
486
00:21:12,634 --> 00:21:14,501
Thank you.
487
00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:20,667
Hit men?
488
00:21:20,701 --> 00:21:23,400
Yeah, hit men.
Hit men.
489
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:27,634
So of course,
490
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,868
by the time I landed
the darn thing,
491
00:21:29,901 --> 00:21:31,634
I was up to my knees
in mud.
492
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,534
( laughs nervously )
493
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,767
Another fish story,
Reiger?
494
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:40,033
Well, don't let me
interrupt you.
495
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:43,901
Lou, did you have
a nice talk with Mom?
496
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:46,467
Oh, yes, delightful.
497
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:49,734
And now we can all
have our coffee.
498
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:50,901
Good.
499
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,167
Here you are, Nathan.
500
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200
Zena.
501
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,033
Thanks,
Mom.
502
00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:01,000
Alex.
503
00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:02,033
Thank you.
504
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:05,033
And this is
for you, Louie.
505
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,734
Switch with me.
506
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:13,767
Huh?
507
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,067
Switch with me.
508
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,067
Why?
509
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,267
Just do it.
510
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,300
All right.
511
00:22:24,901 --> 00:22:27,400
Ma, did you enjoy
your talk with Lou?
512
00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:28,400
Oh, very much.
513
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,534
I'll never forget it.
514
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:32,267
Will you, Louie?
515
00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:36,133
No... I'll never
forget it either, ma'am.
516
00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:37,334
Good.
517
00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:41,734
I assure you, I meant
everything I said
518
00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:44,934
from the bottom
of my heart.
519
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:48,634
Well, I think we'd
better be going.
520
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,133
Oh.
521
00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,267
Well, it's late.
522
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,934
I've got to get up
for work tomorrow.
523
00:22:52,968 --> 00:22:55,200
Oh, but, Louie, we haven't
had our coffee yet.
524
00:22:55,234 --> 00:22:56,801
I don't want any coffee,
thank you.
525
00:22:56,834 --> 00:23:00,000
Why, I'm sorry
that you have
to leave so soon.
526
00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:01,133
Well...
527
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:04,234
Next time you can all
come to my place.
528
00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:06,567
Well, we'll be looking
forward to that.
529
00:23:06,601 --> 00:23:08,467
I'm sure.
530
00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:10,534
Yeah, well, uh...
531
00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:12,000
Good night, good night
everybody.
532
00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:12,934
Good night, Alex.
533
00:23:12,968 --> 00:23:14,734
Good night,
Mr. Sherman.
534
00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:15,968
Good night,
Louie.
535
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,834
Say good night
to Mom, Lou.
536
00:23:17,868 --> 00:23:20,767
Uh, good night,
Mrs. Sherman.
537
00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:22,000
Good night, Louie.
538
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,167
You know something, Mom?
539
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,167
You know what would
really make me happy?
540
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,567
Hmm?
541
00:23:26,601 --> 00:23:29,067
If you'd give Lou
a little good-bye kiss.
542
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,467
Oh, no, no, no.
Why, I'd be happy to.
543
00:23:31,501 --> 00:23:33,400
( growling )
544
00:23:33,434 --> 00:23:34,434
No, no, we...
545
00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:35,634
No. No.
546
00:23:48,534 --> 00:23:51,167
See?
And you were worried.
547
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:31,501
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
548
00:24:31,534 --> 00:24:32,801
( Walters mutters )
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