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[Car turn-signal clicking]
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[Radio turns on]
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[Male Radio Host] Don't forget
to plug in your cars and bring
out the winter woolies.
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[Female Radio Host] But the
weirdest thing is it'll be going
back out and
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this will all melt almost
as fast as it came
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[Male Radio Host] Global
warming or just weird weather?
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Or cow methane or God
knows what, eh Lily?
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[Female Radio Host]
You bet, Lar--
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[Car door opens and closes]
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[Cigarette lighter flicks]
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It probably won't surprise
you to hear that this wasn't
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what I pictured when I
decided to become a thief.
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You know, I imagine myself
roaming the globe with an
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all-star team of criminals
stealing rubies from shieks
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Cracking safes in Shanghai
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and then counting my millions
on a beach somewhere.
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But before I knew it, instead of
the hula girls and the mojitos,
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I was here, working alone,
freezing my ass off
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Trying to steal something from a
house while the cops were
already inside.
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And if I didn't pull this
off I'd lose everything.
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Sure I'd make some lasting
relationships in prison,
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but that wasn't my
preferred option.
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Nope.
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♪ Come find me I,
leave no trails ♪
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♪ A criminal flippin'’
it wholesale ♪
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♪ We killaz and
cowboys in hotels ♪
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♪ On the run from the
law we know well ♪
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♪ The game I know so well They
put me in jail but I post bail ♪
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♪ Aint riding no coat-tails
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♪ Expect my name
in no folk-tales ♪
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♪ My daughter prays for me
Search the bible for a verse ♪
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♪ It's more likely that you'll
find me In a hearse than a
church ♪
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♪ In hell I'll be
in good company ♪
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♪ But a father though
needs an honour code ♪
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♪ I got street smarts,
made honour role ♪
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♪ Got a steel heart
and a troubled soul ♪
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♪ Tell the Devil get out
cause I rob a home ♪
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♪ To the brimstone and fire
For redemption, no desire ♪
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♪ Ghostwriter can't save me
In Hades I might retire ♪
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♪ In hell I'll be
in good company ♪
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♪ There's secrets
you can'’t hide ♪
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♪ Extortions or the bribes
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♪ Up is where the jig lies
Small town big lies ♪
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♪ Oh lord I aint
coming home with you ♪
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Now this fucking clusterfuck
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started about six hours ago
with a call from [ding]
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Iron Stripes is a proper
thief under Don's wing
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It was a living, but there's no
future in robbing warehouses
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and shipping containers.
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I had to build something bigger
for my family, and myself.
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So I quit. And he
actually let me.
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[Don] Gus, it's Don.
We need to talk.
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[Gus] Now even though I was out,
you do not ignore a call from
Don.
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So I had to detour the
whole family from a trip
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to my mother-in-law's birthday
party to go meet him, and see
what was up.
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Gus, you do not want to play
with me today. I thought you
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said that you were never
working with Don again.
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[Gus] Now I know what
you're thinking here. But
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you'd be wrong. Diane didn't
want me to go straight. She
wanted me to
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be better at being crooked.
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Like any married couple we
had our hopes, and dreams.
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[Diane] Honey, do you know
what good husbands do? Hmm?
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What do good husbands
do, darling?
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Good husbands bring
home the bacon.
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Bacon!
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That's right, bacon!
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Well honey, I can't
bring home the bacon
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if I've gone away for a
long time in the big house.
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Don't go away daddy
into the big house!
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I'm not darling.
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Well if you keep hanging
out with losers like Don
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you won't have to get locked
up to go away for a long time.
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[Gus] I couldn't really blame
her for being pissed off.
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She was right. And for
a long time now I
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hadn't been delivering
on my end of the deal.
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I just couldn't seem to find
a good score on my own.
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[Diane] If you smartened up
you'd bring home the bacon.
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Ha! And then maybe, if you were
really lucky, you'd get your
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sausage eaten.
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[Gus] But now looking back, it
was stupid to even have talked
to him.
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Hi Uncle Don! Bye Uncle Don!
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Hey kid!
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[Gus] Don had a way of prodding,
finding your soft spot and then
twisting.
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I got one minute, Don.
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[Don] What are you, on a date?
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Fifty-eight seconds don.
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Stegman.
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Stegman? The porn guy?
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Yeah, the porn guy. He
stole something of mine.
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You're my best thief, I want
you to go get it back for me.
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Well I'm not yours
any more, Don.
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[Car horn honks impatiently]
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You know, she blames you. She
blames you for me not making
enough money.
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Can you believe that?
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It was your choice to quit the
crew. Your mistake, not mine.
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Alright, what did Stegman steal?
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He broke into my place,
took some VHS tapes.
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Security footage of that
jewellery heist that went south
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a couple of years ago. It was
just Stegman, so I sent Lars.
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[Scoffing] You called Lars?
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Yeah.
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They say, half a loaf is
better than no bread.
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But what if the bread is moldy,
and borderline handicapped?
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Lars was supposed to
be my replacement.
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But if there was a school for
thieves, Lars would've been the
kid that
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took three years to
finish the first grade.
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I didn't know anyone who
actually paid for porn any more.
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But somehow Stegman was able
to juice big coin out of it.
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So what? He was suddenly stupid
enough to start blackmailing
Don?
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And a bunch of criminals?
Even Lars smelled something
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wrong here.
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But he didn't really expect
to find Stegman already dead.
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Two slugs. Double
tap to the chest.
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Clothes all over the floor.
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Shaving stuff on the counter.
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Women's shit all over the place.
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The toilet's backed up?
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[faint, muffled cry]
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[tense music plays]
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[Octopus] Lars... come
to me... Feel me Lars...
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[Lars] Huh?
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[Octopus] Touch me.
Come to me. Lars...
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Touch me, feel me
Lars, come to me...
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Love me lars, love me!
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[muffled cries]
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Who are you?
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I'm just the actress.
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That dead shit in the shower,
that's Stegman, Right?
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Stupid bastard. Who did it?
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I... I don't know.
I was unconscious.
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Stay there.
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Stegman is dead?
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That's stupid.
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The hell?
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[safe lock beeps]
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[Screaming]
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Jesus Christ! Fuck!
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[grunting, groaning]
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Lars? Lars sucks.
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Well, now I can't even
get in touch with him.
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So I would like you to go in.
See if you can suss this out.
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Now?
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[Car horn honks impatiently]
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What?
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Give me your balls you jackass!
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Really?
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You, me, Sergei, Kruger.
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Jesus Don, it's been ten years
since that clusterfuck.
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What happened?
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He's been blackmailing
everybody on the tape.
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I'm surprised he
hasn't called you yet.
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No, he hasn't called me yet.
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[Angela] Dad, we've gotta go.
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Twenty four Roanoke Avenue.
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I'm not doing this Don!
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[Gus] Come on doodle bug, we
gotta hit the road. Give me
that.
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[Don] Gus, it's
best you do this.
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I don't have to best
do anything, Don.
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[Gus] The thing about Don is
that he never did something for
nothing.
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He knows we can't get pinched
for a ten year old crime.
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He knows I know that.
Therein lay my worry.
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[Don] I got you.
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[Gus] I just couldn't see the
angle here. And God knows, Don
always had an angle.
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You said you'd be quick.
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Whyn't you just honk
the horn some more?
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Yeah, keep it up smartass.
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Mom!
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I'm sorry sweetheart. And
you smell like smokes.
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I only had one. Back
me up, doodle bug!
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Just one, I counted!
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What is that?
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Hot dog!
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I told my mom you quit.
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I did quit. As of now... I
quit. So you're not a liar.
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And we'll tell her
I was in a fire!
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What kind of fire, Daddy? -A big
one! And I saved a little baby!
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And I went back for a cat but
the baby lived and the cat blew
up.
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Let the cat live!
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Shitballs yeah the cat lives!
And I'm the hero of the story!
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Okay, okay, you know what? Be a
father and stop swearing at your
daughter.
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What did Don want?
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Nothing.
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Yeah, that sounds likely.
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Uncle Don was sad.
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Sweetheart I don't want you
to call him that, okay?
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Someone stole something.
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Hey, how do you know
that? -I hear stuff.
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Okay, you see this is exactly
why I don't want her hanging
around him.
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If you had had
successful partners,
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they would know how to make
money and keep secrets from
children.
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You're so pretty!
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And you're so ugly!
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You're so pretty!
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You're so ugly!
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And you're so pretty!
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And you're so ugly!
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You're so pretty!
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Okay okay okay stop that.
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[Upbeat musical interlude]
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Too fat.
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Too ugly.
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Too duckface.
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Way too emo.
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Oh she's perfect for you! [Don]
Get your feet off my desk!
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I talked to Gus.
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He'll go.
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So he went?
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He'll go.
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What do you mean he'll go?
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He needs time to suss
out the situation.
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Dad, why do you even like him?
Have you seen him with his wife?
He's totally pussy-whipped!
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I like him because
he's not an idiot.
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What if he doesn't go at all?
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Do something!
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Try Lars again!
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[cellphone rings]
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Fuck! Fuck!
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[phone rings]
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[coughs]
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[Lars moans]
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[Phone stops ringing] [Lars
moans in frustration]
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Where are we?
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We're en-route.
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No we're not!
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Yeah... It's called a shortcut.
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Gus... Gus I will completely
lose it if you do this
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[Gus] Of course it wasn't a
shortcut. Diane can be a pain,
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But she is not stupid
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She wanted me to forget
Don and just move on
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But my gut was
telling me something
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Something different
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This was the moment that I
realized there was a real
problem
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Sergei was no fool
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He was the muscle in Don's crew
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And when I saw him here, I
knew... This blackmail thing...
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It holds water
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[window breaking]
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Massive bullet
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Probably fifty millimeter.
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But no holes in the glass
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[Lars moans downstairs]
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Hey!
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Help me
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Somebody help me
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Who's there?
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Hello?
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Hey, help me
248
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,280
Hey... Help
249
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:53,153
Shut up! Who are you?
250
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,502
I'm just the actress
251
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,373
[Lars] I'm so glad
you're here man
252
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,679
[Lars] My eyes are fucked man
253
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,942
Hey, help me out man
254
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,771
I help you Lars, come on
255
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:06,862
Oh thanks man. Oh my god
this is so fucked up
256
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:14,261
I can't see anything oh my god
I'm totally blind! It's so
fucked up!
257
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:35,325
The Octopus and The Girl...
258
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:38,502
[laughs]
259
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,027
That is so gay
260
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:45,248
Tell me if I'm close
261
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:49,644
It's a heist movie
meets tentacle porn
262
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,776
Hot young asian chick
263
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:57,913
comes to rob a drug dude's den
264
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,090
But things get crazy
265
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:05,094
And before her appears
266
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:08,619
A magical octopus
267
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:13,276
That is the embodiment of
all her sexual fantasies
268
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:17,541
And there's a guy... He
does you, you do him
269
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:21,719
The octopus comes and does
everybody and best play, roll
credits!
270
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,029
Ugh, everyone's a critic
271
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,553
Where are the tapes?
272
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:30,946
I don't think it's finished yet
273
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,905
The security tapes!
274
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,255
I... I don't know
anything about them
275
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,650
[gunshot] [scream]
276
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,261
[gunshots]
277
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,572
[chuckles] you know I was hoping
a midget would fall down from
there
278
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,053
Every porn, needs a midget
279
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,972
[grunting]
280
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,800
Here we go
281
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,461
Ooh... Lars. [chuckles]
282
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:20,430
Lars? you are so much
better when you're quiet
283
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,215
Tell me darling
284
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,259
What is your name?
285
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,218
[ding]
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00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,306
Evy
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00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:29,570
Evy?
288
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:38,535
And Evy, what is that thing that
the midgets like to be called?
289
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,233
Little people
290
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,757
Really?
291
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,499
That is way more insulting
292
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:53,463
Okay. Evy
293
00:17:53,507 --> 00:18:00,557
I just did you a huge favour
294
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:05,519
You will win one of those porn
awards and be able to afford
some good tits
295
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:09,958
Now
296
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,439
You help me too, huh?
297
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:17,096
You see, I think
298
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,140
You
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00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,141
Know
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00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,490
Something
301
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,362
No, nothing nothing
302
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:27,106
Where does he keep
his important shit!?
303
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:32,633
Downstairs. Videos, boxes,
there's all kind of shit down
there
304
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,852
Good girl
305
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:41,598
[Evy] Can you help me now?
306
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:53,871
Help yourself
307
00:18:56,613 --> 00:19:06,623
[espionage music]
308
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,355
[Gus] I am a carrer criminal
309
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,313
Now. There are only a couple
of rules that we live by
310
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,923
Rule number two:
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00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,360
Don't tell other
criminals your business
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00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:50,885
It protects you,
it protects them
313
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,975
Diane's grandfather
taught me that.
314
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:57,718
He was a legend in his day and
he made sure Diane's dad was a
proper thief too.
315
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,938
Which has made my recent losing
streak so much worse. I think
316
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,202
the real reason Diane hid my
profession from her family is
that she
317
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,073
was just flat out embarrassed
318
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,641
[Diane] Ok sweetheart you
remember what to say
319
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:10,121
if anybody asks you what your
dad does for work? [Gus] Russian
spy
320
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,340
[Diane] He's like
an entrepreneur.
321
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,863
He works with money
322
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,517
[doorbell]
323
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,041
Okay, here we go
324
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,869
Hi mom, happy birthday
325
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,307
Thanks darling
326
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,483
You're late
327
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:27,661
My fault Mrs. Stewart, you
can blame me -Oh get in here
328
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,532
Tell her about the fire
daddy, tell her about the cat
329
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,927
Oh I will, go on in
330
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,277
Apparently we have a cat
331
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,453
Well that's lovely Angela,
332
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:40,151
I can't wait to meet
him. Come on in
333
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,328
Is uncle harry here?
334
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:45,156
Oh yeah, I've seen him here
somewhere with a drink in his
hand
335
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,381
Now did you just trick me
into getting you a cat?
336
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,122
Smart, eh?
337
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,646
Very smart. Now I've
gotta make a phone call
338
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,605
can you make sure your
mom doesn't find me?
339
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,172
Wait. First help
me with my jacket
340
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:04,001
She'll think you're being
responsible in a fatherly way
341
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,960
Are you sure you're my kid?
342
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,832
Alright
343
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:11,313
Take that off
344
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:15,056
Alright. Now. Give me your hands
345
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,537
Say a little prayer
with me alright?
346
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,930
Close your eyes and
repeat after me
347
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,628
Lord give us strength...
348
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,630
Lord give us strength
349
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:24,631
To accept the things that
we can not change...
350
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,286
To accept the things
that we can not change
351
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:29,766
And courage to change
those we can...
352
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:35,250
And courage to
change those we can
353
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:39,385
And wisdom to drink
all the pain away
354
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:43,780
And... what kind
of prayer is that?
355
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,739
One that's gonna come in
handy one day, doodlebug
356
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:49,395
Just you and me,
sitting on a porch
357
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,614
Dad?
358
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:56,619
You're so pretty! Now go
find your mom alright?
359
00:21:56,663 --> 00:22:00,449
[Gus] That right there is
what this was all for.
360
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:09,676
So we just wait?
361
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:11,808
Theres a ticking clock dad
362
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,508
Let me see that
363
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,118
Where'd you get this?
364
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,902
The hands look like boners
365
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:21,165
[laugh]
366
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:22,950
What do you know about time?
367
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,212
You know dick!
368
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:25,387
[laugh]
369
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,475
- Shut up.
- Shut up.
370
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,695
[laugh]
371
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:29,391
[Both] Shut up!
372
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,927
[Gus] Jesus, kids always seem
to have all the right questions
373
00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:45,973
It's like
374
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:49,368
Why shouldn't you have your
cake and be able to eat it too?
375
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,327
I just wish I had all the
right answers for her.
376
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,374
Sometimes all I've got
are questions myself.
377
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,549
[Gus] Is this for real?
378
00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:58,420
I think so
379
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,727
Lets see if I'm awake
380
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:01,945
Ouch, you're supposed
to pinch yourself!
381
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:04,687
You sure?
382
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:09,649
For god sake Gus
383
00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:14,262
Dr. Field said, positive steps
384
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:17,483
Moving things forward -That
guy's such a new age tool, you
know that?
385
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,223
[Gus] The only thing I hated
more than old people parties,
386
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,704
Marriage councillors
387
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:25,055
[Gus] I apologize, you're right.
388
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:29,495
I hear you. I accept you. I
appreciate you. I'm trying,
trust me
389
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:34,064
Focus, this is my one family day
for my mom's birthday and there
are
390
00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:37,503
a lot of people we don't
know here this time
391
00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:41,071
You know if you took things more
seriously you may actually find
opportunity here
392
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:45,946
Opportunity?
393
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:49,993
Just when I thought
things were bad
394
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:51,995
Harry. Hello, how are you?
395
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,736
Very good, very good
396
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:57,261
Nice to see you -Yeah
397
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:59,438
And who's this?
398
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:06,488
Hi my name's Angela and this is
my dad, he's an entrepreneur
399
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,882
Hi I'm Gus, I'm actually a
registered martial arts expert
400
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:11,232
I'm required to say
that cause I'm on a
401
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:13,147
list I kill people with my
bare hands using Kung Fu
402
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:16,455
He's joking Harry
403
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:19,370
I am joking, I'm actually
in venture capital
404
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:22,896
Right, right. How's that work?
405
00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:32,514
Gus makes investments. If
somebody has a good idea, Gus
seems an opportunity
406
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:35,778
Yeah. Actually 95 percent of
them don't make any money
407
00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:38,912
but the five percent that pay
off, they're the ones that bring
in the bacon. Ain't that right?
408
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:41,044
I can imagine
409
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:44,221
Bring home the bacon
to mama, and sausage.
410
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,659
What business are you in Harry?
411
00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:50,663
Well I own what you might
call a cleaning company
412
00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,622
But now I'm retired,
413
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:57,278
you know what they say, goodbye
tension, hello pension
414
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,236
Oh I didn't know they said that
415
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,455
Yeah
416
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,674
Who said that?
417
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:04,459
I just said that
418
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,505
Yes you did [cellphone vibrates]
419
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:10,247
Actually, excuse me
I have to take this
420
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,862
Where are you going?
Everything's going so well
421
00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:17,951
Diane I'm telling you,
422
00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:21,171
This thing with Don,
it might be important
423
00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:21,998
One call. Alright?
424
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,174
One call
425
00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:25,698
Just be my hero
426
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,526
I'll be right back
427
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:28,614
[under-breath] For fuck sake
428
00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:29,571
What did you just say?
429
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,007
I love you
430
00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:41,931
[slow suspensful music]
431
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:00,950
[porn music]
432
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:04,606
Whoa
433
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:08,915
[Website Narrator] Stegman's,
home of the legendary eight-
legged octopus cam
434
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:12,832
Tentacle play, why watch one
when you can see eight?
435
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,617
A salty dog always gets his bone
436
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:18,489
[Diane] Seriously?
437
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,622
[Website Narrator] Let
us shiver your timbers,
438
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:23,582
because we filmed a giant squid
attack at a private girls school
439
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,759
Wanna schilak your schillaly
like it's the first time?
440
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:29,544
Well just join us because--
441
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,155
[Gus] It's the most I've
gotten in six months
442
00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:34,244
That's hilarious, you're
really hilarious,
443
00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:38,161
You can get used to laughing and
doing everything else alone
444
00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:41,948
I want you to make that call and
get your ass back to the party
445
00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:49,259
[phone ringing]
446
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:52,306
It's him, heh heh!
447
00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:52,915
[Don] Yeah?
448
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,961
Hey, it's me,
449
00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:57,441
I just went by, fucking
Sergei's out front,
450
00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:58,704
The fuck is going on don?
451
00:26:58,747 --> 00:27:01,489
Tell him dad
452
00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,186
You remember that night there
were two security guards
453
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:06,581
Yeah I was there remember?
454
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,280
[Don] Yeah well then you'll
remember it was as cold as a
witch's tit, wasn't it?
455
00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:13,762
[Gus] Uh huh [Don] Well, when
you disabled the motion sensors
system you
456
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,895
also shut off the heating system
457
00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:16,765
So?
458
00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:24,512
So they froze to death
459
00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:26,906
They froze?
460
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:32,694
Like they... they died?
461
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:35,218
Fucking christ Don, why didn't I
read about this in the
newspapers?
462
00:27:35,262 --> 00:27:38,178
[Don] If there's no
bodies there's no murders
463
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:41,094
I had to send somebody in
to clean it up didn't I?
464
00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:43,487
Kruger right?
465
00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:46,708
And his partner.
466
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,841
They cleaned the whole mess up
and they brought me back the
security tapes
467
00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:51,800
I just cracked the safe Don
468
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:56,718
[Don] Gus? You, me, Sergei,
Kruger, his partner we're all on
those tapes
469
00:27:56,762 --> 00:28:00,591
And we're on the hook for felony
murder while in commission of a
crime.
470
00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:04,073
Shit, fuck, piss Don. Fuck you
for not getting those tapes
back.
471
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,771
How did Stegman get them anyway?
472
00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:07,642
[Don] That doesn't really matter
473
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,600
What matters is we
get the tapes back
474
00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,646
Or maybe it doesn't, you know,
475
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,736
Little Angela, maybe
she can raise herself
476
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,912
All the parenting's done
on the internet these days
477
00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:20,046
I mean she could talk to
men in chatrooms about
478
00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:21,569
doing the Daddy thing
479
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,789
[dial tone]
480
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,076
[knock knock]
481
00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:50,772
[whisper] got my cigarets?
482
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,339
Mom will kill me
483
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,733
Christ, you too? Come on
484
00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:04,307
What are you doing?
485
00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:06,092
Busted
486
00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:10,661
Oh no you're busted
too pal. Give me this
487
00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:13,752
You know this is exactly
what Dr. Field said you'd do
488
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,101
Using Angela as your
little go between
489
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:15,841
Don't say it
490
00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,278
As your enabler
491
00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:23,022
Diane I'm in trouble
492
00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:24,197
Oh yeah, that's something new
493
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,894
Come on Diane
494
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,201
What's to understand Gus?
495
00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,551
You stopped being good
at being crooked,
496
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:34,729
Why would I expect you
to be able to earn
497
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,950
Did you really just say that?
498
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:42,389
Wow
499
00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:52,312
Hey doodlebug why don't you tell
mom that the cat had post
traumatic stress, alright?
500
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:55,402
That plays nice with the fire
story and this way if I leave
now I can save the cat.
501
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,621
What's wrong with him?
502
00:29:57,665 --> 00:29:59,145
Doodlebug, there
isn't even a cat
503
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,800
I'll be right back okay?
504
00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:09,808
I am not kidding Gus, if you
leave now don't bother coming
back, cause I'm done
505
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,462
Diane I gotta go take care
of some business so we can
506
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:14,943
keep doing the things
we like to do, alright?
507
00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:17,250
Oh and, you know,
I'll remind you.
508
00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:20,514
You're the one who fucked
someone else, not me
509
00:30:35,964 --> 00:30:37,705
I love you
510
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:42,579
I love you too
511
00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:58,291
[Downtempo music plays]
512
00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:11,565
♪♪
513
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:18,398
Something's not right here
514
00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,704
No kidding
515
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,751
There is a girl downstairs,
516
00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:27,624
dressed like she should
be fucking octopuses
517
00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:29,975
Octopi
518
00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:37,330
So I wonder why, you don't
have the whole costume
519
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:48,994
[phone rings]
520
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:54,782
Answer it
521
00:31:59,004 --> 00:31:59,918
Hello?
522
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,925
They hung up.
523
00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:10,972
It was some girl
524
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:13,496
Pff. Lars can't get girls.
Can Lars get girls?
525
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,411
Maybe you dialled wrong dad?
526
00:32:15,455 --> 00:32:16,891
I didn't dial the wrong
number you little asshole
527
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,545
Then who was it dad?
528
00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:19,807
You know who it had to've been?
529
00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,244
The cops
530
00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:24,812
The cops have Lars's
phone, they're playing us
531
00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,335
They're playing us
532
00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:28,120
I hope they did get him,
he's fucking useless
533
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,296
Who? Stegman?
534
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:35,997
No! Lars and Gus, always talking
about how good a thief he is
535
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,739
And all other kinds
of literary shit
536
00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:45,050
[Annoyed grunt] I
know who that was
537
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:54,842
You know. I don't like this
thing. What do you do with eight
tentacles?
538
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,452
Seven
539
00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:59,194
What?
540
00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:04,243
Octopi have seven tentacles. The
eighth one is called the
hectocotylus
541
00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:06,985
His dick
542
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:13,034
Shit. Which one is that?
543
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:16,211
It would be easier to
show you than tell you.
544
00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:24,480
Mmm but, you didn't tell me
about the girl downstairs. Did
you?
545
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:30,138
No no no that changes
the whole movie.
546
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:38,277
Hot chick number one comes to
burglarize the dude, that is the
girl downstairs,
547
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:46,633
But, she is interrupted by hot,
but timid, asian chick number
two, that's you
548
00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:50,898
And you come to the house and
you have the octopus come down
and he fucking you
549
00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:55,076
You know I think a man with
an accent is really sexy
550
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,734
[Heavy breathing]
551
00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:03,954
[Sigh]
552
00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:15,140
You think my accent is...
553
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:38,293
Do you think this is sexy?
554
00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:42,167
How do you like my
accent when I say
555
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:46,301
Who the fuck are you bitch?
And where are the tapes?
556
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,912
[noise at the door]
[Police] Police!
557
00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:56,485
Guess what?
558
00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:58,835
I like my tits
559
00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,405
[Knocking at the door]
[Police] Police!
560
00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:04,450
[Lighter flicks]
561
00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:08,236
[Choking noises]
562
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:12,762
[Police] Hello! Police! There
has been a call about shots
fired!
563
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:15,025
[Knocking on door] [Police
shouting] Police!
564
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:23,469
[gasping]
565
00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,123
[Police] Hello?
566
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:26,863
Is there anyone home?
567
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,604
Hello?
568
00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:31,172
Hello? [Sound of door
being kicked in]
569
00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:39,224
[Police] Anyone home?
570
00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:42,183
We're entering your first floor!
571
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:44,272
Hello?
572
00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:47,362
Show yourself!
573
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:04,553
Just like Sergei and Don,
Stegman had been trying to
blackmail her too
574
00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:07,730
He had no idea who
he was stirring up.
575
00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:10,298
What a dickhead
576
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:19,438
[Upbeat spy music]
577
00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:30,144
♪♪
578
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:40,415
♪♪
579
00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:53,646
♪♪
580
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:49,832
[Mumble]
581
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:51,312
What?
582
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:52,574
Behind you
583
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:58,537
[Muffled cries]
584
00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:13,552
Okay. I'm just here
585
00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:15,554
Freezing my ass of
586
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:18,774
Obviously, no hula
girls. No mojitos
587
00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:20,950
But at least I look like I'm
coming up with a plan. Right?
588
00:38:20,994 --> 00:38:24,389
Well I haven't
589
00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:27,957
I have no fucking
idea what to do here
590
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:30,525
How do I get around the cops,
snag the tapes and get my game
tight again
591
00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:33,311
I fell back on the criminal code
592
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:36,357
Rule number three of being
a thief. Never push
593
00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:38,794
Wait for your moment
594
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:44,409
This one's still alive
595
00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:46,324
It's alright
596
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,803
You're safe now
597
00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:49,631
There's another girl downstairs
598
00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:51,851
Muligan. Go see if there's
another girl downstairs
599
00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:00,990
[Dramatic musical flourish]
600
00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:05,995
Turn around
601
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:09,259
Walk
602
00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:17,964
Turn around, and go
back into the closet
603
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:22,185
Grab my pants
604
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:37,723
The bag
605
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,598
I'm just the actress
606
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:47,254
And my jacket
607
00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:50,083
You can't blame a girl for
taking off her pants when she
wants something
608
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:52,302
Now can you officer?
609
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:58,004
March
610
00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,445
You know, it's not that we're
worried you're not handling this
dad
611
00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:05,838
It's that we don't
trust Gus -Or Lars
612
00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:07,274
Or Stegman
613
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,449
Yeah especially Stegman
614
00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:10,495
But basically none of them
615
00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:14,324
It's time to bring Kruger in
616
00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:16,109
Burn the place down
617
00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,154
Stegman and all the evidence
618
00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:21,070
Yeah, Kruger can get girls
619
00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:23,856
Yeah, fuck us
620
00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:26,119
We can't wait around forever
for him to get something done
621
00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:28,164
He doesn't even have a nickname
622
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:33,039
If he did. He'd be the...
623
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,083
Procrastinator
624
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:37,043
Exactly
625
00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:38,348
How do we even know
Gus isn't involved,
626
00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:41,090
He's a dirty thief
627
00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:43,136
And whoever stole those
tapes, they were good
628
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:46,052
like. Gus good
629
00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:47,488
Gus good
630
00:40:49,055 --> 00:40:50,665
[Resigned sigh]
631
00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:54,713
Maybe it is time
to call in Kruger
632
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:02,329
Alright I want you guys
to get down there too
633
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:08,291
What?
634
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,293
Yeah, shouldn't we just wait?
-Yeah it's not even four yet
635
00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:12,382
Alright mister dick for time,
636
00:41:12,426 --> 00:41:14,689
You think Gus is involved?
637
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:17,257
You two get down there
and keep an eye on him
638
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,171
Fucking Gus,
639
00:41:18,214 --> 00:41:19,477
Fucking Gus
640
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,133
Gus
641
00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:29,617
We'll take the jag,
642
00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:31,532
Gotta get used to girls wanting
to give me a blowjob through the
window.
643
00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:34,796
Hey!
644
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,973
You leave the jaguar
alone, take your own car!
645
00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:51,987
Kruger,
646
00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:55,295
Get in here
647
00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:09,657
[Gasp] I hate that...
648
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:15,663
[Sirens]
649
00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:18,144
Door
650
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:38,338
Put your guns down
651
00:42:38,381 --> 00:42:40,775
[Don] What's going on?
652
00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:42,647
Well a girl just came
blazing out of Stegman's
653
00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:44,779
Put your gun down now
654
00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:51,699
Move over there
655
00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:54,397
What girl?
656
00:42:54,441 --> 00:42:57,966
She has a gun, cop and...
657
00:42:58,010 --> 00:43:00,708
[Evy] Do you see the bag
in his hand? It's a bomb
658
00:43:00,752 --> 00:43:01,666
...maybe a bomb
659
00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:04,407
Does she have the tapes?
660
00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:05,626
What a cop and a
bomb isn't enough?
661
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:07,367
Gus.
662
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,890
You get to her
663
00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:11,676
Don, she's surrounded
664
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,852
Yeah, I'm sure many a fine
daughters been raised by daddies
that are in prison
665
00:43:13,895 --> 00:43:16,158
What?
666
00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:20,510
And don't forget to remind
Angela about the evils of doing
Meth, and sexting
667
00:43:20,554 --> 00:43:22,295
Or sexting while on meth
668
00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:23,992
Wha... What about Stegman?
669
00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:32,435
Forget about him
670
00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:35,047
You just get me the
tapes and the girl
671
00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:36,265
[Click, Dial tone]
672
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:58,200
Get in
673
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:01,160
Get in!
674
00:44:02,901 --> 00:44:03,597
Go
675
00:44:14,086 --> 00:44:14,739
Go
676
00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:24,966
[Angry scream] Okay
677
00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:25,706
Back inside
678
00:44:32,365 --> 00:44:34,497
Stop right there!
679
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:37,283
[Groan] Who the fuck are you?
680
00:44:37,326 --> 00:44:38,763
I'm the actress
681
00:44:45,378 --> 00:44:48,947
You need that?
682
00:44:50,992 --> 00:44:52,907
No
683
00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:14,799
Fix this
684
00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:17,715
Fix it right
685
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:23,721
Make this turn and
then go straight
686
00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:30,205
Give me my pants back officer
687
00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,472
Shame on you
688
00:45:39,606 --> 00:45:43,653
How about we play a game?
689
00:45:43,697 --> 00:45:47,701
If you can get to your gun,
faster than I can get into my
pants,
690
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,704
Then you can take your best shot
691
00:45:53,098 --> 00:45:55,840
No peeking boys
692
00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:02,368
And I had to do that with
my hands ties two hours ago
693
00:46:06,502 --> 00:46:09,114
Now it's your turn to take
off your pants officer
694
00:46:09,157 --> 00:46:10,637
What?
695
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,987
We'll turn up ahead
696
00:46:14,684 --> 00:46:17,992
[Train horn]
697
00:46:18,036 --> 00:46:19,602
Hey hey is that him?
698
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:20,952
[Sal] Yep
699
00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:24,825
Oh baby, Lady Luck
is on line today!
700
00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:28,176
[Jessie] Look at that car [Sal]
It looks like a grandma's car
701
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,831
Lets sneak around, spy on
them from the parking lot
702
00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:33,138
That one we just passed
703
00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:35,401
[Jessie] You know that's not a
bad idea. I'm surprised at you
704
00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:36,619
[Sal] Why? Why is
that surprising?
705
00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:37,490
[Jessie] Ah no reason
706
00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:43,365
It's cold out
707
00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:44,410
Shit
708
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:55,551
[Both] Oh... shit...
709
00:46:55,595 --> 00:46:58,076
I don't want to die like this
710
00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:00,905
How do you wanna die?
711
00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:03,864
No i'm serious, I'm interested
712
00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:05,866
How do you want to die?
713
00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:08,303
I have a wife and kids
714
00:47:08,347 --> 00:47:09,522
Watch them grow up
715
00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:11,437
Retire
716
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,220
Buy a boat
717
00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:13,482
A boat?
718
00:47:13,526 --> 00:47:15,310
A boat!
719
00:47:15,354 --> 00:47:16,834
Dude Is she gonna ice
that fucking guy?
720
00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:17,835
He's a cop right?
721
00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:18,792
Yeah
722
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,882
That would be so dope
723
00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:24,754
Then what? Just
die on your boat?
724
00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:25,755
That's all there
is to it, right?
725
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:33,938
You done learning?
726
00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:38,725
[Jessie] She's a fucking
trained assassin man
727
00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:40,858
[Sal] Then why is she putting
her gun on the ground?
728
00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:42,381
That's not professional at all
729
00:47:42,424 --> 00:47:45,210
Thank you
730
00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:47,255
[mumbling]
731
00:47:47,299 --> 00:47:52,086
[Evy] Take it easy...
Take it easy
732
00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,783
There you go
733
00:47:53,827 --> 00:47:55,046
You're welcome
734
00:47:57,048 --> 00:48:00,616
Who sent you?
735
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:01,487
Oh table's turned
736
00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:06,057
You show up out of
nowhere in front of cops
737
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:08,059
Why?
738
00:48:08,102 --> 00:48:11,889
I'm on those tapes also.
739
00:48:11,932 --> 00:48:13,412
So Stegman blackmailed you too?
740
00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:15,414
Don sent me
741
00:48:15,457 --> 00:48:18,939
Did you even find the tapes?
742
00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:20,680
You try finding tapes in that
house with half the criminal
world dropping in
743
00:48:25,163 --> 00:48:27,948
So how do you know Stegman?
[Evy] I don't. He found me
744
00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:30,255
He's got footage of me
getting rid of some bodies
745
00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:33,345
And he wanted to know
how much I'd pay
746
00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:34,955
So you work for Don too?
747
00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:36,043
Worked
748
00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:43,181
[phone ringing]
749
00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:45,487
Yeah?
750
00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:47,533
Dad?
751
00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:49,709
[Gus] Oh hey doodle,
what's going on?
752
00:48:49,752 --> 00:48:51,406
Mom says we're leaving
753
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:54,975
No, I'll talk to you soon
754
00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:55,933
No it's...
755
00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:58,500
[Diane] Give me the phone
756
00:48:58,544 --> 00:49:00,285
[Diane] Angela, Angela now
757
00:49:00,328 --> 00:49:03,462
Where are you going?
758
00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:06,247
What's going on?
759
00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:07,161
We're leaving
760
00:49:07,205 --> 00:49:08,858
[Angela] Mom?
761
00:49:08,902 --> 00:49:10,773
What?
762
00:49:10,817 --> 00:49:12,993
What do you mean? Why
is Angie crying?
763
00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,386
[Diane] I bought Angela
and I plane tickets
764
00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:16,779
I did it last week
765
00:49:16,823 --> 00:49:18,825
[Diane] I knew it
would come to this
766
00:49:18,868 --> 00:49:20,218
[Diane] I can't stand
this horse shit anymore
767
00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:21,610
Ok just wait okay. Just...
768
00:49:27,007 --> 00:49:29,662
[dial tone] Diane!
769
00:49:37,844 --> 00:49:40,890
Stop
770
00:49:40,934 --> 00:49:43,981
Give me your keys
771
00:49:44,024 --> 00:49:46,461
I'm on those tapes too
772
00:49:46,505 --> 00:49:50,204
Those bodies you
fixed, they were mine
773
00:49:50,248 --> 00:49:51,945
Okay? I gotta go get my girl
774
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:53,773
Alright, you coming?
775
00:49:58,821 --> 00:49:59,735
Alright
776
00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:09,745
[Jessie] Oh where do you
think they're going?
777
00:50:09,789 --> 00:50:12,661
[Sal] You know, that girl
with chloroform is pretty hot
778
00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:14,794
[Jessie] Dude I just figured out
how to un-cluster this fuck
right here
779
00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:18,667
Okay, just follow along, okay?
780
00:50:18,711 --> 00:50:20,713
Kruger is gonna fix the shit
show at Stegman's, we're all
cool there
781
00:50:20,756 --> 00:50:23,020
And meanwhile
782
00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:25,587
we make sure that Gus doesn't
get his dirty fucking thief
hands on those tapes
783
00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:28,895
[Gus] I gotta hand
it to these boys,
784
00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:31,898
I didn't think they had the
stones to try to pull off
something like this
785
00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:34,814
But their little bean
bags were pebbles
786
00:50:34,857 --> 00:50:38,774
compared to the shiny brass
monkey balls that Stegman was
showing.
787
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:40,602
Instead of just blackmailing
Don like they had planned
788
00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:43,170
Stegman double crossed
Jessie and Sal
789
00:50:43,214 --> 00:50:44,780
He got greedy and tried
to fleece the whole crew
790
00:50:44,824 --> 00:50:46,869
Asshole
791
00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:49,437
[Male porn actor] You are
so full of shit Stegman
792
00:50:49,481 --> 00:50:52,353
I'm not putting my dick in
that! [Stegman] Why not?
793
00:50:52,397 --> 00:50:54,616
[Female porn actor] I think
it's kinda hot! [Stegman] See?
794
00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:57,750
[Sal] Put his dick in what?
[Jessie] Shut up man!
795
00:50:57,793 --> 00:51:00,622
[Male actor] If that tentacle
thing wasn't so cheap looking I
might be into it.
796
00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,842
[Female actor] Wait Stiggy,
I think he's kinda
797
00:51:02,885 --> 00:51:05,279
right, I feel like I need
some actors motivation too
798
00:51:05,323 --> 00:51:07,542
[Stegman] Fine, what if
you're wearing a gas mask?
799
00:51:07,586 --> 00:51:09,718
[Female actor] What for?
800
00:51:09,762 --> 00:51:11,677
[Stegman] Who cares it's art,
besides I've got one in the
basement
801
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,287
Darling come on with me
802
00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:14,723
[Female actor] Okay
803
00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:16,769
[Male actor] I'm
going for a shower
804
00:51:16,812 --> 00:51:19,032
[Jessie] Fuck man no-one
was supposed to be here
805
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,077
[Sal] Shut up
806
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,774
You shut up
807
00:51:21,817 --> 00:51:23,993
You go upstairs and get the guy,
808
00:51:24,037 --> 00:51:27,432
I'll go downstairs and
get our tapes back. Go!
809
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,670
What the fuck. I don't do guys
810
00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:51,847
[Silenced gunshots]
811
00:51:57,418 --> 00:51:58,724
[Sal] Fucking Gus. Loser
812
00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:00,073
[Jessie] Yeah, right?
813
00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:01,727
[Sal] Yeah
814
00:52:01,770 --> 00:52:05,513
[Sal] Let's get the fuck out
of here. [Jessie] Oh fuck
815
00:52:05,557 --> 00:52:07,036
[Sal] Drive. He figures
this out we'll
816
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,169
be completely fucking pooched
817
00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:11,258
[Jessie] We gotta stop him no
matter what before he gets to
Stegman's
818
00:52:11,302 --> 00:52:12,694
[Sal] No matter
fucking what dude
819
00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:24,663
[Funky musical interlude]
820
00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:36,588
[Gus] I can get her myself
821
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,286
[Evy] I'm going in
with you anyways
822
00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:44,639
You understand that I'm not a
thief right? Just so we're clear
823
00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:48,208
[Gus] Well I am a thief and I
never thought I'd kill anyone
until about two hours ago
824
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:52,212
[Evy] Yeah and who let
security guards freeze?
825
00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:56,782
No donuts no coffee... I never
killed anyone who didn't deserve
it. Ever.
826
00:52:56,825 --> 00:52:59,785
[Jessie] Okay, she is hot but--
827
00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:03,484
[Sal] But what?
828
00:53:03,528 --> 00:53:05,138
And I've never robbed anyone who
didn't deserve to give some
back.
829
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:08,837
Wow. Peas in a pod
830
00:53:08,881 --> 00:53:12,754
[Sal] Bigger tits, blonde,
and a little less asian.
831
00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:15,235
She'd be perfect
832
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:16,628
You must be a wonderful lover
833
00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:21,546
Where's Angie?
834
00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:24,113
We're done
835
00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:27,247
Who the fuck is that?
836
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:29,815
This isn't about her,
this isn't about Don,
837
00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:32,296
this isn't about money, This
isn't even about you and me and
our fights.
838
00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:34,733
Alright, this is
about everything.
839
00:53:34,776 --> 00:53:37,214
We gotta handle this or I'm
going to make it comprende
compondre?
840
00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:38,998
Now where the hell is my kid?
841
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:49,269
Angie? Angela?
842
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:51,619
[Diane] She's not here. [Gus]
What do you mean she's not here?
843
00:53:51,663 --> 00:53:52,707
-She's gone. -She's just gone?
844
00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:54,187
-Yep, she's gone -Gone
845
00:53:54,231 --> 00:54:01,325
-Yep gone -Oh, Diane?
846
00:54:01,368 --> 00:54:03,675
[coughing]
847
00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:10,334
Hey there doodlebug, come on
848
00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:11,204
You stay right there Angela
849
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,685
Mom?
850
00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:16,514
Hey remember our talk, how there
might be a time when we have to
go?
851
00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:17,950
-Yeah? -Did you
change your mind?
852
00:54:17,993 --> 00:54:20,082
No
853
00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:21,388
Hey where's your mask?
854
00:54:21,432 --> 00:54:22,955
Did you forget it man?
855
00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:23,999
No I told you,
856
00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:29,440
I learned
857
00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:31,180
You look like a condom
858
00:54:31,224 --> 00:54:32,704
Shut up
859
00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:36,011
Now's that time,
860
00:54:36,055 --> 00:54:37,665
Trust me. This thing with Don
is completely out of control,
861
00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:40,102
We have to leave now
862
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:40,712
Come on
863
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:49,895
Shit, I dropped my bullets
864
00:54:49,938 --> 00:54:51,462
Pick it up dork
865
00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:53,159
Quick, this is
serious man lets go
866
00:54:53,202 --> 00:54:54,726
Okay, I'm cool.
867
00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:57,250
Lets hit it
868
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,600
Mom don't worry, we'll
call you from the road
869
00:54:59,644 --> 00:55:01,341
Get back!
870
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,516
Everybody on the floor now!
871
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,083
Now! Get over there
872
00:55:04,126 --> 00:55:05,650
Over there, over there
873
00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:07,260
Yeah you, you, you too
874
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,566
Everybody down!
875
00:55:08,609 --> 00:55:11,917
Get on the floor, c'mon
876
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,919
Does everybody here
speak English?
877
00:55:13,962 --> 00:55:15,877
Nana and papa get your
shit on the floor!
878
00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:19,925
Go! Old man, come on
879
00:55:19,968 --> 00:55:22,710
[Old Woman] Oh, my back... [Old
Man] Keep your shoulders
together...
880
00:55:22,754 --> 00:55:25,583
Lets go, we don't have all day!
881
00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:27,933
Get down! Get your
skivvies on the floor!
882
00:55:27,976 --> 00:55:30,762
Asshole Gus, that fucker never
even brings home the bacon
883
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:32,894
Hey shut up!
884
00:55:32,938 --> 00:55:35,854
Okay everybody, listen up
885
00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:38,639
This guy right here, he stole
something from our dad, tried to
blackmail him
886
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,075
But you know what? No
one's gonna get hurt,
887
00:55:40,119 --> 00:55:41,250
Maybe he will,
888
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:45,994
Just cooperate, okay?
889
00:55:46,038 --> 00:55:47,561
The fuck is wrong with you?
890
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:49,737
Aint you got some dumb quip?
891
00:55:49,781 --> 00:55:52,087
Brevity is the soul of wit
892
00:55:52,131 --> 00:55:54,220
[Old man] Somebody do something!
[muted cries of distress]
893
00:55:54,263 --> 00:55:56,222
Nice masks boys
894
00:55:56,265 --> 00:55:59,007
Jessie, Sal
895
00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:05,274
Stupid anyway
896
00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:06,493
Where's the tapes?
897
00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:08,800
I don't have them
898
00:56:08,843 --> 00:56:12,412
No man, we know you stole them
899
00:56:12,456 --> 00:56:18,026
I'm not a violent guy Jessie, I
wouldn't want to have kill you
900
00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:19,767
See this guy, this is
what I'm talking about.
901
00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:21,552
Who the fuck is like this?
902
00:56:21,595 --> 00:56:25,469
We have guns, he has none
903
00:56:25,512 --> 00:56:26,426
Hey you're his
bitchy wife right?
904
00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,558
Get up
905
00:56:27,601 --> 00:56:28,472
Do what he says
906
00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:35,827
Hey
907
00:56:35,870 --> 00:56:39,874
I've seen you online, why didn't
you like me on milf chat?
908
00:56:40,962 --> 00:56:41,572
[irritated grunt]
909
00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:52,713
Seriously man? We've got a
gun on your wife, your kid,
910
00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:55,455
your whole family is on the
floor and you're just like, no
worries
911
00:56:55,499 --> 00:56:56,978
Nope, not worried
912
00:57:01,548 --> 00:57:04,072
I think you're right Sal,
I think he's retarded
913
00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:06,423
And not just like a
retarded retarded but
914
00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:08,642
like a new kind of retarded
that isn't even invented yet
915
00:57:13,038 --> 00:57:16,824
Yeah, well how about this?
916
00:57:16,868 --> 00:57:19,653
Close your eyes sweetie
917
00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:21,307
Don't open them
until I tell you to
918
00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,267
Oh dude you are so fucking dead
919
00:57:27,226 --> 00:57:29,533
[Silenced gunshots]
920
00:57:32,927 --> 00:57:34,799
[Relieved chatter]
921
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:51,076
Hamlet right?
922
00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:52,251
Yeah
923
00:57:55,341 --> 00:57:56,995
He stole this from Stegman's
924
00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:59,519
That seems about right
925
00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:00,825
They set this whole thing up,
even set up their own father
926
00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:09,224
Okay
927
00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:10,617
That's the man I married
928
00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:12,097
Yeah
929
00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:13,315
You can open your
eyes now sweetie
930
00:58:13,359 --> 00:58:14,055
[Angela] No way!
931
00:58:14,099 --> 00:58:15,970
Okay
932
00:58:16,014 --> 00:58:19,408
Okay take her out of here, I'll
take care of this [Gus] Yeah
933
00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:21,976
Gus? Yeah?
934
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:23,978
Make this right
935
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:26,459
Of course
936
00:58:30,637 --> 00:58:31,725
Lady?
937
00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:34,554
I don't know you, But I've had a
938
00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:36,861
shitty partner once and I can
spot one in thirty seconds now.
939
00:58:36,904 --> 00:58:38,906
And that guy there,
940
00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:39,559
You can trust him
with your daughter.
941
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,394
[Old man] Miss? Miss
could you help me up?
942
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:54,966
[phone ringing]
943
00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:56,924
Now's not a good time Don,
944
00:58:56,968 --> 00:58:57,838
You got the tapes?
945
00:58:57,882 --> 00:58:59,710
Nope
946
00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:01,538
What about the girl?
947
00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:02,408
It's Don
948
00:59:02,451 --> 00:59:03,322
Hi Don,
949
00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:05,803
[Don] Evy?
950
00:59:05,846 --> 00:59:07,674
Yeah. So how did
Stegman get the tapes?
951
00:59:07,718 --> 00:59:10,024
[Don] Don't worry,
it's all fixed
952
00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:14,115
I gave you those tapes to have
them destroyed, it's all on you
953
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:16,509
Every once and a while a man
needs a little reassurance,
doesn't he?
954
00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,250
You fucked us
955
00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:22,602
[Don] If you say so Evy
956
00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,518
So if you don't have the tapes,
who else did you send over to
Stegman's?
957
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:28,956
I think you know who
958
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,132
Big mistake Don
959
00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:41,012
Gus that's her, Kruger's ex
partner, you can't trust her
960
00:59:41,055 --> 00:59:42,448
Well I'm not so sure about that
961
00:59:42,491 --> 00:59:45,451
[Don] Gus? Gus!
962
01:00:05,253 --> 01:00:07,734
[Angry grunt]
963
01:00:12,347 --> 01:00:22,357
[Tense, droning music]
964
01:00:50,429 --> 01:00:53,650
The only good news here is it'll
keep Kruger at bay, hopefully
965
01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:11,232
I better go find the octopus
966
01:01:11,276 --> 01:01:13,800
Aquariums are cool
967
01:01:13,844 --> 01:01:15,976
Can you pass me that?
968
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:18,718
Thank you
969
01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:20,328
Doodlebug, you stay in the car.
970
01:01:20,372 --> 01:01:23,636
Evy, help me out with this
971
01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:23,348
Hey. Hey! Let me out!
972
01:02:23,391 --> 01:02:24,958
Kruger!
973
01:02:25,002 --> 01:02:26,264
[silenced gunshot]
974
01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:44,064
[Gunshots]
975
01:02:58,339 --> 01:03:00,211
You're not Stegman.
976
01:03:04,302 --> 01:03:04,911
Shit, shit
977
01:03:12,484 --> 01:03:13,441
Angela, I'll be
right back, okay?
978
01:03:13,485 --> 01:03:16,618
Umm. Okay?
979
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,018
Oh for fuck sakes
980
01:03:25,062 --> 01:03:27,455
Hey
981
01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:29,457
Mind giving me a hand?
982
01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:32,634
What are you doing?
983
01:03:32,678 --> 01:03:33,984
You know, just trying to
get the fucking tapes
984
01:03:34,027 --> 01:03:40,164
[laughing]
985
01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:44,168
Okay
986
01:03:44,211 --> 01:03:48,520
I'll be back in a bit
987
01:04:39,092 --> 01:04:42,400
Those belong to
someone who's sloppy
988
01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:52,714
Hey, you know maybe we
could work together?
989
01:04:52,758 --> 01:04:55,021
You know, cooperate,
cooperation, you know maybe we
could get out of here quicker
990
01:04:55,065 --> 01:04:57,023
What are you doing?
991
01:04:57,067 --> 01:04:58,807
[Chuckles] [Electrical buzzing]
992
01:04:58,851 --> 01:05:00,592
You don't have to do that right?
993
01:05:00,635 --> 01:05:01,680
Please,
994
01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:02,768
Shit, shit
995
01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:38,630
[Tense music plays]
996
01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:32,205
Hi
997
01:06:32,249 --> 01:06:34,860
Hello Stegman
998
01:06:34,903 --> 01:06:38,733
You are a greedy Nelly
999
01:06:38,777 --> 01:06:40,605
Where are the tapes?
1000
01:06:40,648 --> 01:06:42,476
I was just trying
to finance my film
1001
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:43,869
Aren't there bankers for that?
1002
01:06:43,912 --> 01:06:47,873
Nobody will back me.
1003
01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:53,357
Too long, Too complicated, Too
many characters, Too many
flashbacks
1004
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:57,665
Bad hero, bad reveal, bad
structure, bad ending
1005
01:06:57,709 --> 01:06:58,927
I gotta take my shoes off,
grounding is important
1006
01:06:58,971 --> 01:07:02,366
Hey!
1007
01:07:02,409 --> 01:07:08,154
Okay look, it's a morality tale.
There's an octopus and a girl
and it's practically art
1008
01:07:08,198 --> 01:07:09,982
And there's all these
extra story layers
1009
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,288
Ugh I hate those
1010
01:07:11,331 --> 01:07:12,985
No wait, wait, wait,
1011
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,944
I call it.
1012
01:07:15,988 --> 01:07:18,425
The Octopus Comes at Night
1013
01:07:18,469 --> 01:07:21,646
[Annoyed] Where are the tapes?
1014
01:07:21,689 --> 01:07:26,955
They're beside the Shakespeare.
1015
01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:28,957
[Evy] Hi Kruger
1016
01:07:29,001 --> 01:07:30,524
Evy
1017
01:07:30,568 --> 01:07:35,268
[Evy] Get inside
1018
01:07:36,965 --> 01:07:37,923
[Snorting noise]
1019
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:42,580
Are you okay?
1020
01:07:42,623 --> 01:07:48,194
Yeah, yeah I'm okay. I thought
I told you to stay in the car?
1021
01:07:48,238 --> 01:07:52,894
But the woman followed you and I
followed her through the side
window to find you.
1022
01:07:52,938 --> 01:07:55,419
You did that?
1023
01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:58,161
Well you're like a little ninja.
1024
01:07:58,204 --> 01:08:01,164
So the last time we saw each
other, you left me for dead
1025
01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:02,513
I did what I could
1026
01:08:02,556 --> 01:08:04,123
You didn't do enough.
1027
01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:07,126
Put your gun down
1028
01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:09,302
[whistling]
1029
01:08:11,435 --> 01:08:17,963
Hey what's that?
1030
01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:20,966
It's pretty
1031
01:08:26,493 --> 01:08:29,931
Oh. That's the only thing you're
allowed to touch in here, okay?
1032
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:34,893
Where are the tapes?
1033
01:08:34,936 --> 01:08:42,422
Show me
1034
01:08:42,466 --> 01:08:47,775
Pass them over.
1035
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:54,695
Wait a minute
1036
01:08:54,739 --> 01:08:59,091
Your hands are very small
1037
01:09:02,964 --> 01:09:05,010
What?
1038
01:09:05,053 --> 01:09:06,272
What did you find in the can?
1039
01:09:10,363 --> 01:09:12,844
Good
1040
01:09:12,887 --> 01:09:14,976
Well well you sneaky
little bugger
1041
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:18,458
Stegman...
1042
01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:22,984
you know I only tried to
blackmail you guys because I was
trying to fund films
1043
01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:26,118
[Evy] Aren't there
bankers for that?
1044
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:30,427
Evy? You still working alone?
1045
01:09:30,470 --> 01:09:33,952
I'm rethinking
1046
01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:36,346
Now get your hand right
up in there... Yeah
1047
01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:39,653
Now you gotta think
about the long game
1048
01:09:39,697 --> 01:09:42,221
This is a career. Sometimes the
first steps are a little
slippery.
1049
01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:44,310
Gross
1050
01:09:44,354 --> 01:09:45,703
So is this how you
always saw yourself?
1051
01:09:45,746 --> 01:09:47,139
What?
1052
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,227
Dying with a man like this.
1053
01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:49,489
What?
1054
01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:52,492
[Choking noises]
1055
01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:55,103
Pull it
1056
01:10:05,288 --> 01:10:06,332
Missed you Evy
1057
01:10:18,692 --> 01:10:20,172
So I guess there's
only one question left
1058
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,566
What's that?
1059
01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:27,701
Can you get out from the inside?
1060
01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:30,269
Bye Kruger
1061
01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:34,491
Bye Evy
1062
01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:45,763
[Under breath] Oh
she's beautiful...
1063
01:10:58,863 --> 01:11:02,345
This kind of life
requires a skilled craft.
1064
01:11:02,388 --> 01:11:07,480
One that can be passed on
from father to daughter
1065
01:11:07,524 --> 01:11:09,221
And I'm a good father right?
1066
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,658
Yep. I love you dad
1067
01:11:11,702 --> 01:11:13,791
Yeah
1068
01:11:13,834 --> 01:11:16,141
Yeah, you're a
pretty good father.
1069
01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:18,796
Hey and ah... Kruger?
1070
01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:19,449
Done
1071
01:11:19,492 --> 01:11:23,583
Good
1072
01:11:23,627 --> 01:11:25,281
I got the cameras daddy!
1073
01:11:25,324 --> 01:11:29,241
Good job
1074
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:31,330
Now. We came here to do
something very important
1075
01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:34,333
You helped, big time.
1076
01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:36,422
But the key is to know
when to skidaddle,
1077
01:11:36,466 --> 01:11:38,381
and do you hear those sirens?
1078
01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:42,950
Now's the time. Lets go
1079
01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:45,605
Good job sweetie
1080
01:12:00,664 --> 01:12:02,492
Hey kiddo, how you
holding up back there?
1081
01:12:02,535 --> 01:12:05,843
I'm fine actually. I
feel pretty good.
1082
01:12:05,886 --> 01:12:09,412
She's a chip off the old block
1083
01:12:09,455 --> 01:12:11,544
I got you something
1084
01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:13,459
It stinks
1085
01:12:13,503 --> 01:12:15,548
That's the art
1086
01:12:15,592 --> 01:12:17,420
What bout Stegman?
1087
01:12:17,463 --> 01:12:19,422
[fake accent] Mr.
Stegman? He dead!
1088
01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:22,163
[giggle]
1089
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:24,514
You know Evy.
1090
01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:27,255
You're gonna have to back us up
at Don's in case anything goes
squirrelly.
1091
01:12:27,299 --> 01:12:28,431
What about that Sal
and Jessie thing?
1092
01:12:28,474 --> 01:12:30,128
Mum's the word on that.
1093
01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:32,348
Where is mom, dad?
1094
01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:34,959
We're gonna go get her doodlebug
Once I change out of these
clothes
1095
01:12:35,002 --> 01:12:38,528
What about, these?
1096
01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:40,007
Don't break those, okay. We've
gotta take those to Don's
1097
01:12:40,051 --> 01:12:43,054
Okay okay
1098
01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:44,098
You're so pretty!
1099
01:12:44,142 --> 01:12:45,230
And you're so ugly!
1100
01:12:45,273 --> 01:12:46,362
And you're so pretty!
1101
01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:47,711
And you're so ugly!
1102
01:12:47,754 --> 01:12:49,365
Yeah!
1103
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,981
[Sal] That chloroform comes in
handy dandy, she's like a dead
fish. Should've fucking
1104
01:12:57,024 --> 01:12:58,809
known it wouldn't be that
easy to take out dad
1105
01:12:58,852 --> 01:13:00,419
[Jessie] Yeah I guess so,
1106
01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:03,901
But man I just wanted
to see that old
1107
01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:07,208
bastards face when they lock him
up for good. [Sal] Ah fucking
Stegman.
1108
01:13:07,252 --> 01:13:10,168
Greedy little bastard, we
should've never given him the
tapes
1109
01:13:12,953 --> 01:13:16,000
Those stupid freaking,
backstabbing kids of mine
1110
01:13:16,043 --> 01:13:21,440
And these are from Sal's gun
1111
01:13:21,484 --> 01:13:23,529
[Gus] Today's shit
show, first rate
1112
01:13:23,573 --> 01:13:25,531
With Evy tied up
1113
01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:27,794
And Stegman locked
away in his panic room
1114
01:13:27,838 --> 01:13:29,448
These miscreant kids scoured
the place for their tapes
1115
01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:31,407
and of course found zilch
1116
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:33,365
[Sal] Stegman is dead
1117
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:36,194
That's for sure
1118
01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:38,283
[Gus] Right about then is when
Lars broke up their party.
1119
01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:39,763
Oh christ, is that Lars already?
1120
01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:42,330
I can't get the bar out
1121
01:13:42,374 --> 01:13:45,899
Come on man, we just gotta go,
leave the bar. Come on lets go!
1122
01:13:45,943 --> 01:13:49,642
It's your boys who
set you up Don
1123
01:13:49,686 --> 01:13:57,084
I'm sure you're not gonna be
surprised if I keep these, safe
this time
1124
01:13:57,128 --> 01:14:01,262
How about my two little pricks
there? Do you know where they
are?
1125
01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:03,613
Don't know
1126
01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:06,616
Well I guess they'll make it
home sooner or later huh?
1127
01:14:06,659 --> 01:14:09,009
Come on dad, you
promised me a cat
1128
01:14:09,053 --> 01:14:10,228
That's right, I did.
1129
01:14:10,271 --> 01:14:12,491
Lets go
1130
01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:19,324
Oh. One more thing.
1131
01:14:19,367 --> 01:14:22,588
Destroy that evidence,
no second chances.
1132
01:14:22,632 --> 01:14:24,068
Oh yeah, for real, I'll do it
1133
01:14:39,779 --> 01:14:41,999
Insurance! [laughs]
1134
01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:44,392
Motherfucker
1135
01:14:46,307 --> 01:14:47,831
[Sound of gun loading]
1136
01:14:48,962 --> 01:14:51,182
Bad boy Donald,
1137
01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:54,533
[Evy] Shame on you
1138
01:14:54,577 --> 01:14:58,711
I think you should
give me those now
1139
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:10,027
Once, maybe. But not twice
1140
01:15:10,070 --> 01:15:13,030
[silenced gunshots]
1141
01:15:21,081 --> 01:15:24,128
[Gus] It's all by the code
1142
01:15:24,171 --> 01:15:26,391
There's only a couple of ways to
get yourself killed by someone
like Evy,
1143
01:15:26,434 --> 01:15:28,611
Betrayal is one of them
1144
01:15:28,654 --> 01:15:30,656
So is making the
same mistake twice
1145
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,179
Don says goodbye
1146
01:15:32,223 --> 01:15:34,573
Bye uncle Don
1147
01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:36,053
Time to go get mom
1148
01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:37,271
Yes!
1149
01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:46,411
[Upbeat music plays]
1150
01:15:56,769 --> 01:15:59,685
[Gus] Hop on. Good girl
1151
01:16:03,254 --> 01:16:04,864
I'm gonna have to
get rid of this car
1152
01:16:19,357 --> 01:16:21,925
Welcome back
1153
01:16:21,968 --> 01:16:24,928
It was great mom, we did this
thing-- [Gus] Shh! Angela. No
1154
01:16:24,971 --> 01:16:28,192
What took you guys so long?
1155
01:16:28,235 --> 01:16:32,849
We hit a few snags, it's all
good. But what happened to the,
uh...
1156
01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:38,332
I know this seems a little
unusual, but even though we said
we were retired,
1157
01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:43,686
We can still tap into our, what
you might call our professional
sides
1158
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:48,386
We?
1159
01:16:53,391 --> 01:17:00,528
You know age has made me realize
that family need to be handled
1160
01:17:00,572 --> 01:17:02,052
Speaking of which, how
did you get here?
1161
01:17:02,095 --> 01:17:04,054
Yeah we have a car to get rid of
1162
01:17:04,097 --> 01:17:05,882
Ethel?
1163
01:17:05,925 --> 01:17:09,320
[Ethel] I got a guy down
at the recycling yard,
1164
01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:14,499
It'll be roofing for the
Red Cross by tomorrow
1165
01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:15,631
Uh, keys?
1166
01:17:20,244 --> 01:17:23,508
Let's get back to your future
1167
01:17:23,551 --> 01:17:27,425
There's a lot of experience
sitting around this, uh, tea
party
1168
01:17:27,468 --> 01:17:31,603
Diane has told us about
your recent struggles,
1169
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:35,041
And we were thinking that maybe,
witness protection could be a
1170
01:17:35,085 --> 01:17:39,132
very opportune next step
in your line of business
1171
01:17:39,176 --> 01:17:40,264
Well I do have a partner,
1172
01:17:40,307 --> 01:17:42,832
Yes I know
1173
01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:44,007
No a business partner
1174
01:17:45,748 --> 01:17:48,881
[Concerned mumbling,
tense music]
1175
01:17:48,925 --> 01:17:53,190
Interesting
1176
01:17:53,233 --> 01:17:56,367
This changes things
1177
01:17:58,282 --> 01:18:03,113
[Sound of multiple guns cocking]
1178
01:18:03,156 --> 01:18:05,376
Maybe for the better
1179
01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,421
[Sound of gun safety
switches being reset]
1180
01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:14,515
Young lady, I've seen your
skills, this includes you too
1181
01:18:14,559 --> 01:18:16,474
Wonderful, who wants tea?
1182
01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:18,171
I think this might be a good fit
1183
01:18:18,215 --> 01:18:21,871
You bet.
1184
01:18:21,914 --> 01:18:26,397
[Gus] It really was easy enough
to end up dead, or behind bars.
1185
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:29,922
Retirees are the best in the
business. Which is why they're
retirees, and not inmates.
1186
01:18:29,966 --> 01:18:32,011
[Lady] Thank you!
1187
01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:40,019
Oh. Oh you're quick
1188
01:18:40,063 --> 01:18:41,151
You're like a ninja
1189
01:18:47,635 --> 01:18:49,289
Glad you've made the
right decision,
1190
01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,683
Works like this.
1191
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:54,120
You I.D. Kruger as the
cop killer and we
1192
01:18:54,164 --> 01:19:00,213
put you and your gentle family
into witness protection.
1193
01:19:00,257 --> 01:19:06,959
Charges of kidnapping a police
officer, aiding and embedding a
felon, threatening of a bomb,
1194
01:19:07,003 --> 01:19:09,745
impersonating a police officer,
leaving the scene of a multiple
1195
01:19:09,788 --> 01:19:16,664
murder, dangerous driving,
tampering with evidence...
1196
01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:20,190
and all of the other serious
crimes you may or may not have
committed that day go away
1197
01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:24,368
You have a lucky
charm up your ass.
1198
01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:26,196
[Angela giggles]
1199
01:19:36,206 --> 01:19:38,121
You like hitting all
the buttons don't you?
1200
01:19:38,164 --> 01:19:39,949
Sometimes you just gotta
break the rules dad.
1201
01:19:39,992 --> 01:19:42,038
Atta girl
1202
01:19:58,010 --> 01:19:59,751
Who want's steaks?
1203
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:01,492
I'm thinking we need
a boat -A boat?
1204
01:20:01,535 --> 01:20:06,323
Yeah a big boat
1205
01:20:06,366 --> 01:20:09,892
[Gus] So there you have it.
Whether it was the promise of a
boat, or steak dinners,
1206
01:20:09,935 --> 01:20:12,503
or my little apple that's
fallen so close to the tree,
1207
01:20:12,546 --> 01:20:15,288
Or my new lease on marriage,
or my new partner,
1208
01:20:15,332 --> 01:20:18,639
Or all of it all together.
My best self was back
1209
01:20:18,683 --> 01:20:21,817
Under the cover of witness
protection we could steal and
fence
1210
01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:23,862
just about anything we wanted
And we were completely off the
cops radar
1211
01:20:23,906 --> 01:20:26,125
New I.D. new home town
1212
01:20:26,169 --> 01:20:29,172
I was back. [Hopeful
music plays]
1213
01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:31,957
Stay close kid, here we go
1214
01:20:34,873 --> 01:20:38,181
I'm with you, partner
1215
01:20:41,271 --> 01:20:49,279
[Gus] So, what's rule number one
of being a thief? Aspire to
retire.
1216
01:20:56,025 --> 01:21:00,594
[Sound of power tools
grinding metal]
1217
01:21:10,430 --> 01:21:13,433
If I even tried to explain it,
it would just sound stupid.
1218
01:21:13,477 --> 01:21:16,219
[Silenced gunshots]
1219
01:21:24,618 --> 01:21:26,620
["In Hell I'll Be In Good
Company feat. Rich Kidd" by The
Dead South plays]
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