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Where we goin'?
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To kill God.
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How is the Christ Child?
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You know I lost him, don't you?
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He's gonna meet God. That's
where he's meeting Him.
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I want you to remember,
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without me, God gets away with it.
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Jesse, don't!
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Let me go!
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Alright?
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Now it's your turn.
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Just pick a spot.
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And put it in your mind's eye.
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You got it?
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Now let it fly.
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Hello.
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Who am I?
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Fiore.
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Who are you?
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Jesse Custer.
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Right. Good.
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Am I dead?
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Yeah.
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This is Heaven?
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Well, it ain't the South of France.
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Who is that?
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I don't know. Some girl fishing.
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Come on.
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It's incredible.
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Should have seen it before the war.
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We told you about that. The Endless War?
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Good and Evil. Heaven and Hell.
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Meh.
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And it was always tit for tat.
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We'd win a battle, they'd win a battle,
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but... nobody ever really won or lost.
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Until God left.
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And now, with Hell
under new management...
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I mean, don't get me wrong.
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Jesus has been doing his
best, but he's not... Hitler.
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Doesn't really have
that killer instinct.
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Which brings us to you.
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We're just... so... glad you're here.
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Cool.
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What's going on?
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"What's going on?" I've
just been telling you what!
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Well, you told me "Jesus is no Hitler."
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Okay. Good to know.
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It's impossible.
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I feel like I'm
speaking monkey to a cow.
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Right. Heaven is empty.
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God is gone.
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We want you...
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...to take His place.
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My dear. You think maybe it...
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Back in a minute.
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It's a bad day on the oval for Brisbane.
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The undefeated Magpies extend
their win streak to seven.
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Ugh, cheatin' bastards.
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- Evening.
- Evening.
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The bell rung and I
didn't know what to think.
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I mean, out here at
this hour, and so forth.
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- Is everything alright?
- Me and my friend...
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we just had to pull over at
the side of the road down there.
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Ah, I see.
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You're out of petrol, are you?
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That what happened?
You're out of petrol?
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Yeah, of course.
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Come on in. Let's get you sorted out.
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Easy enough mistake to
make with the petrol.
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Done it myself last year.
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You thirsty? I just
fixed a lemon squash.
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So, uh, yeah.
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I was halfway to Perth before noticing
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the tank was as dry as a nun's gasket.
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Oh, mate.
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I... I wish you wouldn't.
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Those towels are the Missus'.
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Where is the Missus?
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With the Lord.
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Cancer.
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Hmm.
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With the Lord, huh?
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Good for her.
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Your arm.
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What happened?
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Sunburn.
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What do you want?
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Well.
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I came to eat your chickens.
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Hello?!
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Nothing?!
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He wasn't home?
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Nope.
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But I know how to get Him.
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Nothing for the Allfather?
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The Allfather's business is
the business of the Allfather.
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Right.
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Guess he's still away.
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Attention, Grail personnel.
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The modern miracles seminar for...
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will be held in conference
room 6 at 10:00 AM Thursday.
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No! Stop!
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Stop!
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Stop! Please!
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Stop!
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Five, four, three...
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Is your household cat hacking
into your bank account?
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We're gonna sit down with an FBI agent
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with some interesting
thoughts, but first,
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let's check-in with the day's top news.
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Craig? Sounds like Rosie O'Donnell's
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landed in hot water again?
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Sorry, guys. I'm not reading this crap.
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Not today.
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You know, as a journalist...
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or what's left of one after
six years on this show...
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I feel bound to talk about the
darkening political situation.
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Australia and New Zealand.
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Ah, this explosion thing,
right? In the Outback?
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Yeah. This 25-kiloton detonation
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pushing the world's
superpowers to take sides
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and so threaten a wider nuclear exchange
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that will leave the planet
an ash-choked shitscape.
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Scary stuff.
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Maybe we should break for commercial?
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Craig.
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There are children watching.
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Well, then the children
can tell their parents
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to get on their knees
and beg for God's mercy.
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Because as far as I can see,
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the only thing that will save us...
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is a goddamn miracle!
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Go on. Sit.
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Someone needs to step in.
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Why not you?
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I am the alpha
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and the omega!
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I am the bright morning star.
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No.
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I won't do it.
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That is a natural first
response to what would be...
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a big lifestyle change. And...
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It's not a lifestyle change. It's a sin.
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Well, it's not ideal.
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But "sin" 's a bit
strong. Sin's a bit...
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It's the worst sin there
is! You're all traitors!
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Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop.
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We have got to stick together!
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There'll be plenty of time
for fighting when Hell arrives.
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I've always... I've
always wondered about that.
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And... and... the... the
big one... it's furry.
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It looks like a...
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like a thick-crusted beaver pizza.
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It's called a "shtremiel."
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Worn over the kippah.
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Connotes an extra level of devotion.
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Yes? Good?
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Excellent. Thank you. Got it.
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Is that why you've come,
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for my knowledge of traditional
Jewish hats and headwear?
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You know what we want, Dany.
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Right.
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Who we want.
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But first...
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you know what I want.
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Order up.
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Honestly, I don't know
why I ever left this town.
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It's got good foods.
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Pubs never close.
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Actually, do you know what?
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I should go down and see
the boys at McSorley's.
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Of course, they won't be
boys anymore, will they?
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They were like 20-something then, so...
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Well, Christ, they'd be
dead now, wouldn't they?
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Yeah. Probably.
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Look, this thing... that
she's asking you for?
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I can do that, if you want?
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Everything good for you two?
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Oh, it's great. Thank you so much.
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It was lovely.
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And just say it. Say
the word, and I'll do it.
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You know, I don't like
it either, alright?
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But the gloves are off now.
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We tried to be nice.
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We tried to play it by the book.
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Where did it get us?
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Guilt and just feeling bad
about every goddamn thing.
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Well, screw that.
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The gloves are off.
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They're all the way off.
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My child.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Zo?
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Apart from the erection,
what do you think of him?
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He's, uh...
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Hold that thought.
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Guuuhh.
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Wait, I thought the
Messiah was supposed to be
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a good dancer?
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Jesus Christ!
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That's not zee Messiah.
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You... You killed him!
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Just a clone.
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There are hundreds of them,
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running around like dumb monkeys.
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That... That's no monkey, Hitler.
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But the real Messiah?
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The one they need to end the world?
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They have lost him.
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He is gone.
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Disappeared.
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And no one knows where.
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Except you, of course.
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I don't know either.
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Hit by a bus, stumbled
into a wood chipper.
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Who knows?
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But more importantly, who cares?
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When we have a perfectly good Messiah?
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A deserving Messiah,
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all rrrready to go?!
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Hm?
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What are you talking about?
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Jesus.
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I'm talking about you.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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Yeah.
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You killed my husband.
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- Like you asked me to, Dany.
- No, I know, I know.
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- Like you've been asking me for 10 years, Dany.
- I know, I know.
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Look. You got what you want,
now we get what we want.
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No, I know, I know.
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I didn't think you'd do it!
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- What?
- You always said no.
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100 times I asked you
and you always said no.
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Seriously?
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- Look, you g...
- Shut up!
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Who is this person?!
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Where is he?
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Here's the thing.
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There's no "thing," Dany.
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We had a deal.
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Where is he?
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You don't understand.
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What you are asking... I can't do it.
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- I'm sorry.
- Oh, bullshit.
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You're right. I misspoke.
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I'm not sorry.
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And I won't do it.
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Where is he?
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Sorry.
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It's just... we're trying
to think outside the box.
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I can't believe I'm dead
and I still want a cigarette.
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Nasty habit.
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But it keeps me off the speedballs.
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How is that Cassidy anyway?
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Alive.
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Yeah.
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He is that.
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Look.
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You don't want to go against God's law?
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I respect that.
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But what if by refusing the throne,
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you're going against His will?
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I mean, He did send you here, huh?
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But why?
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I cheated, I stole.
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I-I killed people.
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I mean, some had it
coming, but... some didn't.
273
00:23:31,812 --> 00:23:36,424
There was this kid once
in Dallas, a bank teller.
274
00:23:38,093 --> 00:23:40,002
He just got in my way.
275
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,764
Why am I telling you this?
276
00:23:43,765 --> 00:23:46,008
You done some bad things...
277
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,843
but you done good things, too.
278
00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:51,755
In the end, who gets into
Heaven, who goes to Hell?
279
00:23:51,756 --> 00:23:54,608
It's complicated.
280
00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:57,169
My only two friends.
281
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,855
Two friends.
282
00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:02,432
They let me down, but
not in any big way.
283
00:24:02,433 --> 00:24:04,618
I mean, it was in a big way,
284
00:24:04,619 --> 00:24:07,121
but I'm sure they didn't mean it.
285
00:24:09,607 --> 00:24:11,792
I had to get away from them, too.
286
00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:15,187
I was afraid I was gonna kill them.
287
00:24:16,781 --> 00:24:18,466
You see, with all that hate in my heart,
288
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:20,651
why would He send me here?
289
00:24:20,652 --> 00:24:25,047
Because He knows you forgave them.
290
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,408
I haven't.
291
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:40,062
It's because...
292
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:42,715
this isn't Heaven.
293
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:47,428
Is it, Fiore?
294
00:24:47,429 --> 00:24:49,646
I never said it was.
295
00:25:06,181 --> 00:25:08,665
Get me out of here!
296
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,502
Get me out of here!
297
00:25:12,503 --> 00:25:14,596
Get me out of here!
298
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:15,998
Get me out of here!
299
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,604
In there?
300
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,366
You can't do this.
301
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:28,076
Show us.
302
00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:30,520
Or what? You gonna shoot me, too?
303
00:25:30,521 --> 00:25:32,806
Yeah.
304
00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:35,284
What happened to you?
305
00:25:37,628 --> 00:25:40,289
Where's Jesse?
306
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,774
Tulip? Where is...
307
00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:43,700
He's dead.
308
00:25:43,701 --> 00:25:46,536
Show us.
309
00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:52,618
Nein, there is nein time for this now.
310
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,787
Agree to disagree, Adolf, okay?
311
00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,379
Nein! There is only disagree
312
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:58,140
because you are the Messiah.
313
00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:01,143
I have waited too long to have
my plans come crashing down now!
314
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,312
Hey, hey, hey, I don't
respond well to yelling.
315
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:04,613
Where are you going now?
316
00:26:07,576 --> 00:26:09,192
Fine!
317
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:12,079
You go. Pray on it.
318
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:16,049
You shall not muzzle an ox
when it treads out the grain.
319
00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:18,459
What does that even mean?
320
00:26:19,904 --> 00:26:21,997
Your latte, my Lord.
321
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,300
Bless you, Hoover Two.
322
00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:33,842
Sugar!
323
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,102
Already in there.
324
00:26:35,103 --> 00:26:36,223
Two packets.
325
00:26:47,932 --> 00:26:51,601
Bar'chu et Hashem ham'vorach.
326
00:26:51,602 --> 00:26:55,289
Baruch Hashem ham'vorach l'olam vaed.
327
00:27:10,621 --> 00:27:12,214
Well, where is he?
328
00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:15,367
I hope he melts your faces off.
329
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,268
Are you ready?
330
00:27:41,269 --> 00:27:43,412
No. We need a minute
to catch our breath.
331
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:46,156
Open the goddamn door, Dany.
332
00:28:04,025 --> 00:28:07,819
Uh, bak-too.
333
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,031
Jesus.
334
00:28:11,032 --> 00:28:12,800
I-I get it.
335
00:28:12,801 --> 00:28:15,444
When Jesse first sent
him to me for safekeeping,
336
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:19,448
I thought, "This is God's chosen one?
337
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:23,018
He's raping blocks of cheese."
338
00:28:23,019 --> 00:28:25,004
But then...
339
00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:27,697
Something happened.
340
00:28:27,698 --> 00:28:31,885
His power, his love changed me.
341
00:28:31,886 --> 00:28:35,055
It changed all of us.
342
00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:39,785
Watch.
343
00:29:21,936 --> 00:29:27,849
Do you understand now
how special he really is?
344
00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:31,228
Why I could never let you take him.
345
00:29:32,989 --> 00:29:34,339
Ever.
346
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,500
Bye-bye!
347
00:29:51,566 --> 00:29:53,041
Stop them!
348
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,618
They're taking our Messiah!
349
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:59,756
Moshiach! Moshiach!
350
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,868
Muhh roooo ahh!
351
00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,562
Bye-bye.
352
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,185
Where are you taking Him?!
353
00:31:02,186 --> 00:31:04,872
Moshiach.
354
00:31:04,873 --> 00:31:06,373
Where are you taking him?!
355
00:31:12,029 --> 00:31:13,939
Betsy Cullen.
356
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,957
Betsy Cullen... she lived
down the road from me
357
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,126
when I was just a lad in Dublin.
358
00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,278
There was Betsy, her husband.
359
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:23,456
She had six sons, and they
were good Catholics, you know.
360
00:31:23,457 --> 00:31:26,343
Devoted. They loved God.
361
00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:29,396
And then the war came along, and
one Cullen boy after another...
362
00:31:29,397 --> 00:31:31,623
he come back from France in a box, see?
363
00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:34,626
It was Betsy's husband, five sons.
364
00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:36,886
All dead. Which left Bobby.
365
00:31:36,887 --> 00:31:39,131
He was like the fair-haired
favorite, you know.
366
00:31:39,132 --> 00:31:43,818
Only Bobby... he died,
too, at his daddy's wake.
367
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:45,913
He stepped out the bar,
he walked into the road,
368
00:31:45,914 --> 00:31:47,915
he got hit by a cement truck.
369
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,316
And do you know what
happened to Betsy Cullen
370
00:31:50,317 --> 00:31:53,403
and her devotions as a
result of her many sorrows?
371
00:31:53,404 --> 00:31:56,757
Do you know?
372
00:31:56,758 --> 00:31:58,741
Absolutely nothing.
373
00:32:00,077 --> 00:32:02,912
She still loved God.
374
00:32:02,913 --> 00:32:05,415
Because she was an idiot.
375
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:08,418
She was a sucker, as are all of you.
376
00:32:08,419 --> 00:32:10,645
And in answer to your question,
377
00:32:10,646 --> 00:32:12,046
we heard that your Lord...
378
00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:14,274
He loves your Messiah, too.
379
00:32:14,275 --> 00:32:16,150
So we're going to kill him...
380
00:32:18,738 --> 00:32:21,506
And we're going to
make God watch, alright?
381
00:32:28,772 --> 00:32:31,183
I didn't even know we had a Messiah.
382
00:32:31,184 --> 00:32:34,294
Because we didn't tell you, Eli!
383
00:32:34,295 --> 00:32:36,087
Schmuck.
384
00:32:51,771 --> 00:32:53,221
Got a call for you, Chief.
385
00:32:53,222 --> 00:32:55,207
I get 30 minutes for lunch.
386
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,875
I got 27 more to go.
387
00:32:56,876 --> 00:32:59,561
Chief, it's long-distance.
388
00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:07,160
Wittman here.
389
00:33:07,161 --> 00:33:08,978
Chief. It's Nix.
390
00:33:08,979 --> 00:33:11,556
It's been 14 months. I
thought you were dead.
391
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:13,649
No, sir. I'm alive and well
392
00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:15,560
and I'm holding all the evidence I need
393
00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:18,654
to stop these Grail
bastards in their tracks.
394
00:33:18,655 --> 00:33:20,990
You're saying that this is
more than phony car tags?
395
00:33:20,991 --> 00:33:22,901
It's a global conspiracy.
396
00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:24,419
Hitler and Jesus...
397
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:25,904
they're taking orders from this...
398
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,240
this mutilated maniac
399
00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:30,017
who wants to set off a nuclear war
400
00:33:30,018 --> 00:33:31,667
with a tap-dancing imbecile.
401
00:33:31,668 --> 00:33:34,095
Christ, Nix.
402
00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:36,189
If what you're saying is true,
403
00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:38,158
you'll make detective before you're 30.
404
00:33:38,159 --> 00:33:39,726
I didn't get into this for promotions.
405
00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:42,437
I'm just a cop doing his
job to keep people safe.
406
00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:44,364
As long as I got a badge in my wallet,
407
00:33:44,365 --> 00:33:47,367
there isn't going to
be any damn apocalypse.
408
00:33:47,368 --> 00:33:50,095
No, sir. Not on my...
409
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:55,533
Nix? Nix?
410
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:21,184
Yay!
411
00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:24,629
Huppa-doo!
412
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,965
Yay!
413
00:34:45,234 --> 00:34:48,169
I did it, Daddy! I prayed for this!
414
00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:49,662
It's all my fault!
415
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:02,425
Give me a break.
416
00:35:10,429 --> 00:35:12,193
Hello again.
417
00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:14,621
What are you doing here?
418
00:35:14,622 --> 00:35:17,457
You're supposed to be an angel.
419
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:18,959
It's a long story.
420
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,518
But suffice to say,
421
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,612
when you've got a
grand-a-day speedball habit,
422
00:35:22,613 --> 00:35:24,856
Heaven's a challenge.
423
00:35:24,857 --> 00:35:28,635
But this... you're just...?
424
00:35:28,636 --> 00:35:30,953
I'm just a projection.
425
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:34,790
This isn't Heaven and that
is not the Lord's throne.
426
00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:38,227
But the offer... is real.
427
00:35:45,636 --> 00:35:49,305
You take it and we'll set you free.
428
00:35:49,306 --> 00:35:51,825
Just because I've got issues with God
429
00:35:51,826 --> 00:35:54,886
doesn't mean I'm going to listen
to some bird-faced dope fiend
430
00:35:54,887 --> 00:35:56,646
about replacing Him.
431
00:36:00,651 --> 00:36:02,727
Okay, let's try something else, then.
432
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,848
What is this?
433
00:36:14,849 --> 00:36:16,591
This is Heaven.
434
00:36:16,592 --> 00:36:19,077
In 2015.
435
00:36:19,078 --> 00:36:21,671
Watch and listen.
436
00:36:23,524 --> 00:36:26,434
Aw, c'mon, God! Not summer school.
437
00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:28,487
No.
438
00:36:28,488 --> 00:36:30,513
God, I beg of you, in all your glory.
439
00:36:30,514 --> 00:36:32,032
If you clear up this rash,
440
00:36:32,033 --> 00:36:34,016
I'll never look at another hooker again.
441
00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,619
No.
442
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,503
Lord, please, let it be benign.
443
00:37:00,377 --> 00:37:04,456
My Lord, I bring, erm...
444
00:37:04,457 --> 00:37:06,900
difficult news.
445
00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:09,869
Genesis has escaped.
446
00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:15,467
We're not sure how or where.
447
00:37:15,468 --> 00:37:16,726
I see.
448
00:37:16,727 --> 00:37:18,227
I'm really sorry.
449
00:37:18,228 --> 00:37:20,655
You entrusted it to
our safekeeping and...
450
00:37:20,656 --> 00:37:24,884
L-L-Let me just, um...
451
00:37:30,149 --> 00:37:32,558
Shit.
452
00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:33,960
We'll get it back.
453
00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:35,820
Deblanch and I will go down there,
454
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:37,079
and we'll find it, and... and...
455
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,915
Thank you for telling me, my son.
456
00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:44,754
Now, uh, if you would
leave me with my thoughts,
457
00:37:44,755 --> 00:37:48,349
I will come up with a solution.
458
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:50,443
Yes, my Lord.
459
00:37:50,444 --> 00:37:52,337
Of course.
460
00:38:06,035 --> 00:38:07,827
My Lord?
461
00:38:14,076 --> 00:38:15,360
What the...
462
00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,458
The dog suit's a bit weird.
463
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:40,186
The dog suit is disgusting.
464
00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:47,076
That can't be all He's doing.
465
00:39:47,077 --> 00:39:49,896
He must have some bigger plan.
466
00:39:49,897 --> 00:39:51,881
Oh, you're right about that.
467
00:39:51,882 --> 00:39:53,124
He's got a big plan.
468
00:39:56,553 --> 00:40:00,173
And he's been hard at it for months now.
469
00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:01,966
Tinkering...
470
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,809
experimenting...
471
00:40:07,397 --> 00:40:09,474
First, he made dinosaurs.
472
00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,142
Then he created man.
473
00:40:11,143 --> 00:40:12,477
And now...
474
00:40:20,653 --> 00:40:22,429
His Great Design.
475
00:40:22,430 --> 00:40:25,432
Creation Part Three.
476
00:40:25,433 --> 00:40:29,510
God's going to replace us.
477
00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:34,015
Unless...
478
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:49,520
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