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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,008 -[theme music playing] -[crowd chanting] 2 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,222 [siren wailing] 3 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:27,235 -[cheering] -Hello! Oh, my God. Thank you. 4 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,072 Thank you so much. Thank you! 5 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,366 Thank you so much! 6 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:37,454 Welcome to Patriot Act. I'm Hasan Minhaj. Thank you. 7 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:41,666 Tonight, we are talking about something a lot of you guys have been asking us 8 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,667 to cover on the show. 9 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:47,130 Student loan debt. It affects pretty much everyone I know, 10 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,215 and if you're one of the ten people it doesn't affect... 11 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,594 congratulations on being a Kennedy. 12 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,514 Student loans�are crippling millions of people, 13 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,058 many of them fresh out of college. 14 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,476 Imagine starting a race 15 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:03,897 and then the guy with the starter pistol uses the gun to shoot you in the leg. 16 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:09,444 The student debt crisis is so big, there's even a game show 17 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,279 to help people with their loans. 18 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:12,530 Welcome to Paid Off. 19 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:15,700 This is a game show dedicated to helping you pay off your student loans. 20 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,118 For each correct answer, 21 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,120 we'll will pay you�a percentage of your debt. 22 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,498 If you get eight correct, we'll pay the whole amount. 23 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,707 This is a real show. 24 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:26,002 They turned a national crisis into a game show. 25 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:29,297 I can't wait to see how Howie Mandel solves the opioid epidemic. 26 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:33,009 The best part of Paid Off is the tagline. 27 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,261 I know it's not everything, but I hope that helps 28 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,971 -take off the pressure for a little bit. -Yes. 29 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,515 I know it's not everything, but I hope 30 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,974 it takes the pressure off for a little bit. 31 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,559 That's not a tagline. 32 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:45,897 That's what a plastic surgeon says to someone after a chimp attack. 33 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,399 "I know it's not everything, 34 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,611 but I hope it helps take off the pressure for a little bit. 35 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,281 Now get out there and start dating, Scarface." 36 00:01:56,616 --> 00:02:00,912 In 2006, total student debt was under $500 billion. 37 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:05,375 Now, it's over $1.5 trillion, eclipsing both credit card debt 38 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:06,918 and auto loan debt. 39 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:11,131 Yeah, over 44 million Americans have student loans, 40 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:16,177 with a mean balance of over 30 grand and a median balance over 17 grand. 41 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:19,139 And if you don't know the difference between median and mean, 42 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,559 your student loans were truly a waste of money. 43 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:28,982 Look, we asked her audience members to fill out a survey 44 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,567 before coming to the show tonight, 45 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:36,114 and there is over $6 million of student debt in this room alone. 46 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,869 Look, don't worry, I'm not going to collect on it.�[laughing] 47 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,872 What if I did, though? 48 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,623 We also asked you guys 49 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,586 a bunch of other questions, and I learned a lot about all of you. 50 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:53,006 This is all true, okay? 76% of you are single. 51 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,466 So, shoot your shot, okay? 52 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:59,387 17% of you have been to a Drake concert. 53 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,098 I can tell by the all the lineups. Yeah, I see it. 54 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,058 Now, this part is shocking. 55 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:08,646 21% of you have completed�a spin class in the last 30 days. 56 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:13,651 And 23% of you�are in favor of the death penalty. 57 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,738 That's a lot of overlap, okay? 58 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,574 I'm sorry, it's definitely the same people. 59 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:25,079 You guys know SoulCycle's motto. "Execute on the bike and in the chair." 60 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,375 It's dark. It's really dark, but you'll get the body of your dreams. 61 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,215 Now, look. We all know that student debt is a national crisis, 62 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,760 and college tuition is out of control, but I want to focus 63 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,472 on what happens when you're actually trying to pay back your loans. 64 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,141 Because student debt collection has become 65 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:49,020 a multi-billion-dollar predatory industry that ruins lives. 66 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,564 Unless, of course, you're this couple. 67 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:56,277 So this is what happens�when you pay off $103,000 of student loan debt! 68 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,779 Whoo! 69 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:58,947 ["Happy" by Pharrell Williams playing] 70 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,616 It might seem crazy What I'm about to say 71 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,287 I bet Pharrell saw this and was like, 72 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,123 "I kind of wish they were still in debt." 73 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:14,087 Come on, you just paid off�a hundred grand in student loans, 74 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,755 and that is how you dance? 75 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,008 You guys got to give me that Price Is Right energy, baby. 76 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,345 -[man] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -[crowd cheering] 77 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,721 Oh, my God! 78 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,100 Yeah! 79 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,434 Now keep in mind, 80 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:33,940 Ryan just won the chance to play Plinko. 81 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,483 The chance. 82 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:41,072 Just the possibility and he went ham. I love this clip so much, 83 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,574 we actually tracked down Ryan. 84 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:47,495 And guess what Ryan wanted to do with his Plinko money. 85 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,790 My plan after winning the�$31,500 86 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,917 was to put it towards my student loan debt. 87 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,044 I went to Penn State University, 88 00:04:55,128 --> 00:05:01,342 and now I am nearly $130,000 deep in student loans. 89 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,887 Did you personally pay the Sandusky settlement with $130,000? 90 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,142 One would think with that amount, but, no. 91 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,560 Real talk. Did you like it? 92 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,978 -Did I like my time at Penn State? -Penn State, yes. 93 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,273 Absolutely loved it. Would not change it for thing. 94 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,151 -Really? -We are Penn State! 95 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,404 I'll say "we are," you say "Penn State." 96 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,532 -We are! -Penn State. 97 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,743 -We got it. -That's not a slogan, Ryan. 98 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:27,827 It's our cheer. 99 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,537 You could do any school that way. 100 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,832 We are�University of Phoenix Online! 101 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,459 Okay then. 102 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,836 One of the scariest things 103 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:40,298 about student loans is you can't make any mistakes. 104 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:43,384 Otherwise, you might face�some of the most aggressive 105 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:44,927 debt collection practices. 106 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,306 Florida suspending the licenses of nearly a thousand health care workers 107 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,017 just because they're behind on paying their student loans. 108 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,102 What's the worst that could happen to you 109 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,396 if you don't pay your old federal student loan? 110 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,191 How about being arrested by the US Marshals office? 111 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:01,986 I'm standing before the court with no rights read to me 112 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:07,325 and no legal representation, and I've been told that I owe $1,500. 113 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,284 I just couldn't believe it. 114 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,870 If someone in a federal marshal's jacket 115 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,791 handcuffed me and told me I owed him $1,500, 116 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,585 I'd be like, "Oh, I get it. 117 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:19,212 You're a stripper." 118 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:24,092 Look, if someone owes $1,500, 119 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,177 you don't send in Seal Team 6. 120 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:30,098 Look, a big reason why paying back student debt�is so hard 121 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,809 has to do with how student loans are managed. 122 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,396 For a long time, the government partnered with banks 123 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,106 to make low-interest loans to students. 124 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,732 So if the student defaulted, 125 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,151 the government was on the hook, not the banks, 126 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:44,195 but that all changed in 2010. 127 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,613 For almost two decades, 128 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:49,158 we've been trying to fix a sweetheart deal in federal law 129 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:52,703 that essentially gave�billions of dollars to banks 130 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,456 to act as unnecessary middlemen, 131 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,334 but I didn't stand with the banks and financial Industries in this fight. 132 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,795 -Remember that guy, 2010 Obama? -[audience cheers] 133 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:05,925 Obama cut out the banks and students began borrowing directly from the government 134 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:10,430 and eventually the Department of Education became the largest bank in America 135 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,640 -in terms of loans, which is shocking. -[audience silent] 136 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,101 Yes, that is the right response. 137 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:19,522 It's like finding out Jo-Ann Fabrics is America's largest weapons manufacturer. 138 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:25,653 Real talk. I wouldn't be surprised. Those stores are fucking huge. 139 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,073 Like, you go in, you're like, "Hey, I'm looking for glitter." 140 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:32,493 They're like, "Yeah, it's next to the Tomahawk Missiles, aisle 42." 141 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,746 Now, obviously, the Department of Education 142 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:40,042 wasn't designed to be a massive bank, so they outsourced loan management 143 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:44,005 to companies called loan servicers. Loan servicers collect your money, 144 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,967 make sure you're paying on time and explain all of your repayment options, 145 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,969 or at least, that's what they're supposed to do. 146 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:54,307 Poor loan servicing is at the core of the problem 147 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:59,479 for so many of these students�who find themselves delinquent or in default. 148 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,606 [man] The I-Team found more than 500 complaints 149 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:04,108 against the national loan servicing company, 150 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:07,320 including a borrower in New Hampshire who described the repayment structure 151 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,988 as financial terrorism. 152 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,073 Okay, calm down. 153 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:16,245 You can't call loan servicers "financial terrorists." 154 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,873 Terrorists take responsibility for their actions. 155 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:24,003 Even Bin Laden's ghost is like, "Hey, man. Own your shit, all right? 156 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:25,796 Say you did it." 157 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:29,175 To understand why loan servicers are so bad, 158 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:31,135 we have to look at one of the worst. 159 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:35,306 One particular private loan servicer has had more complaints than others. 160 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:36,349 Navient. 161 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:39,143 When I look and see a client coming from Navient, 162 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,311 frankly, I cringe. 163 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,979 Navient is huge. 164 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:44,106 It handles over $300 billion in student loans 165 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,275 and one in four of all student borrowers. 166 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,737 When it comes to screwing over borrowers, Navient is legendary, 167 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,239 and it's not just because their logo 168 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,242 looks like a corporation that harvests emotions in a young adult novel. 169 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,953 If you can think of an evil thing, 170 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,705 Navient has probably been accused of doing it. 171 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,499 Fucking over military members? 172 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:05,086 They settled a lawsuit after being sued for overcharging troops. 173 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,171 Ripping off disabled people? 174 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,800 They were accused of damaging�the credit of disabled borrowers. 175 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,176 In some cases, 176 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,720 they've actually double charged them. 177 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:18,558 [woman] Michael's now paying off his $54,000 parent loan, 178 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,435 but noticed an issue on his June bank statement. 179 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,438 They took $2,251�out of my checking account, 180 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,732 and then they took it out of my savings account. 181 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,194 [woman] So he contacted the company managing the loan, Navient. 182 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:34,073 They told me, "Okay, we realized the mistake." 183 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:37,076 [woman] When the money wasn't returned to his account, he called again. 184 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,203 I'm not rich,�I'm disabled.�I can't work. 185 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,997 He eventually got his money back. 186 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,665 But Navient is so shitty, 187 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,960 I wouldn't be surprised if we found out they invented nail teeth. 188 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,424 No, this is a real thing, and it is fucking horrifying. 189 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:54,844 Your fingernails shouldn't have gingivitis, okay? 190 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,931 Navient has taken�bad customer service to the next level. 191 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,684 Almost as a joke, I said, 192 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:02,977 "I can either 193 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,813 have you guys lower my payment so I can make rent 194 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,357 and then pay you, or I can live in my truck 195 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,943 and make the full payments to you every month." 196 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:15,239 And the woman on the phone, dead serious, told me, 197 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,450 "I don't want to tell you that you have to live in your truck, 198 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,201 but you might have to live in your truck." 199 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:25,666 Navient's professional advice�was, "You might have to live in a truck." 200 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,586 Look at him, he can't live in his truck. 201 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,714 He's already selling kombucha out of it in Williamsburg. 202 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,383 There's not enough space. 203 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,429 That call wasn't some isolated incident. 204 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:42,016 Terrible customer service is at the core of companies like Navient. 205 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:45,686 Listen to a former Navient employee describe her job. 206 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,856 What did you think was wrong with what you were expected to do there? 207 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:53,110 What I was expected to do was to provide inadequate service. 208 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:57,114 Performing well meant keeping calls to seven minutes or under. 209 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,493 Navient rushes through calls because they maximize profits 210 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,952 by getting off the phone fast. 211 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:05,831 At one point, Navient actually had a March Madness-style bracket 212 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,334 for who could handle the most customers. 213 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,962 What kind of sick people use a basketball tournament 214 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,382 to financially fuck over college kids? 215 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:20,346 Oh, right. The NCAA, my bad. 216 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,683 Now, focusing on speed 217 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,645 meant that Navient often misled borrowers. 218 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,522 If I had a borrower call in and say, 219 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:33,025 "I have a question about the income-based repayment plans." 220 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,237 You know, those were long conversations. You're looking at tax returns. 221 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,822 You're looking at family size. 222 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,241 It might be easier for me as a representative to say, 223 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,536 "Well, why don't I just put you in, you know, a forbearance instead." 224 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,997 Those borrowers were asking about an income-based repayment plan. 225 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:50,626 It lets people with lower incomes have smaller monthly payments. 226 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,919 Think of it like Hinge. 227 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,464 It takes more time to fill out, but it's reliable. 228 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,635 It's much simpler for Navient to put borrowers on loan forbearance. 229 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,887 That's when you stop making payments temporarily. 230 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,807 But you pay more interest later. Forbearance is like Tinder. 231 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,810 It's quick and easy, but over time, you end up regretting it. 232 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,438 And they're too many people from Arizona State on it. 233 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,816 Racing through calls and putting borrowers in forbearance 234 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:17,987 has added nearly $4 billion of interest to student loan debt. 235 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,238 Four billion! 236 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,825 Just in interest. And while Navient disputes that figure, 237 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,536 the $4 billion claim was made in a lawsuit 238 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,873 filed by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau or CFPB. 239 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:32,126 The CFPB is a government agency that protects people 240 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,377 from predatory companies. 241 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:36,505 In 2017, they sued Navient for quote, 242 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:41,552 "Failing borrowers at every stage of repayment." 243 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,846 For a government agency, that is savage. 244 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,807 It'd be like if on Top Chef, Padma Lakshmi said, 245 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:51,020 "Pack your knives and go fuck yourself, you worthless piece of shit. 246 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,273 Enjoy cooking at Little Caesars for the rest of your life." 247 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,193 At the time of the lawsuit, 248 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:01,071 Seth Frotman was in charge of overseeing student loans at the CFPB. 249 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,408 So I sat down with Seth to find out all the crazy shit 250 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,452 happening to student borrowers. 251 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:10,873 What we found through consumer complaints, through horror stories 252 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:15,544 we we're hearing throughout the country is that borrowers were being lied to 253 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,048 by their student loan companies, by their student loan servicers 254 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,592 because it was in their financial interest to do so. 255 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,553 Well, can I just switch a loan servicer? Can I go, "I don't like Navient anymore. 256 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,554 Give me the other guy." 257 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,975 You have no ability to pick�and choose who your student loan servicer is. 258 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,977 The Department of Education, 259 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:35,189 one of the nation's largest creditors, picks and chooses for you. 260 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:38,818 So it's like if you went to Kayak and the only available airline is Spirit? 261 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,445 I would argue it's worse than Spirit is. 262 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,864 -That's impossible. -No, it's not impossible. 263 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,659 We're having millions of borrowers being driven into default. 264 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,954 I think that's worse than an extra baggage fee. 265 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:53,541 No, he's clearly never flown Spirit, okay? 266 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,545 Their in-flight beverage is just somebody's flu breath 267 00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:58,963 in a cup. 268 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,674 Spirit Airlines doesn't even have seat belts. 269 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,301 You're just supposed to reach around and hold the person in front of you. 270 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,180 You just strap in and pray. 271 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,727 Navient loves making it sound like they're just looking out for students. 272 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,814 This is their CEO Jack Remondi. Now, the thing about Jack 273 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,817 is that he looks like a businessman created by an algorithm. 274 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,527 And here he is 275 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,905 simulating human emotion in front of members of Congress. 276 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,742 Our experience with 12 million customers shows that borrowers who stay connected 277 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:33,038 with the servicer are more likely to stay out of delinquency and default. 278 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,499 Contact works, let's encourage it. 279 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,002 [mocking] "Contact works, let's encourage it." 280 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,046 That sounds like an HR manual written by Dustin Hoffman. 281 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,887 As much as Jack Remondi wants us to think that Navient loves helping its customers, 282 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,431 Seth Frotman would beg to differ. 283 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,725 We shouldn't�sugarcoat this. 284 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:57,605 This is a company that ruined millions of people's lives. 285 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:01,150 From people who are trying to pay back their debt 286 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,944 to literally disabled veterans. 287 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,738 This is on the Navient website. 288 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,783 "We are here to help you successfully navigate your loans." 289 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:14,747 So what's remarkable is that Navient, in federal court, 290 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,708 argued they actually have no responsibility to help 291 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:18,918 student loan borrowers. 292 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,837 But on their website, they say, "We want to help you." 293 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,715 They've also argued in federal court that none of us should believe, 294 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,177 like, what their website says or what they help borrowers 295 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,220 because that's all puffery. 296 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,766 "That's all puffery" is also the meanest thing 297 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,560 anyone has ever said on The Great British Bake Off. 298 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,231 So what I'm wondering is this, 299 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,943 how did it get so bad? 300 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,613 Student loans were never supposed to be�this predatory. 301 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,366 Student loans were supposed to help�fuck with the Russians. 302 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,201 I'm serious. 303 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,704 Look, I know everyone is like, "Wait, why are we in space? 304 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,291 Is Netflix pivoting to field trips?" Not yet. 305 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,086 The first student loan program was developed 306 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,797 because America was losing the space race. 307 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,967 In 1957, the Soviets�successfully launched Sputnik. 308 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,053 It was the first man-made satellite and was a really big deal. 309 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,765 [man] CBS Television presents a special report on Sputnik 1. 310 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,309 The vital question that everybody is thinking about, 311 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:20,104 why and how did the Russians beat us to the draw? 312 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,731 [man] Right now it's north of Auckland, New Zealand, 313 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,233 and moving southeast. 314 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:31,240 It will be, in ten minutes, about 1,500 miles north of Little America. 315 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,910 Of course we freaked out. The Russians had Sputnik, 316 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,996 and we couldn't get a crayon to work. 317 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,291 America needed scientists and functioning crayons. 318 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,835 So in 1958, 319 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,838 Congress passed a bill called the National Defense Education Act 320 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,548 to fund higher education. 321 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,507 It was a huge success. 322 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:52,177 In 1959, there were 3.6 million students in college. 323 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,556 Within a decade, that number doubled, and in 1969, 324 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,684 we finally had enough film students to fake the moon landing. 325 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,521 Student loan programs�were intended to help people, 326 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,189 not screw them over for life, 327 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,984 but loan servicers�are only part of the problem. 328 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,570 The root of the problem is the Department of Education. 329 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:14,116 They keep hiring shitty loan servicers. They're not protecting borrowers, 330 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,036 and they also mismanage loan forgiveness programs. 331 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,037 In some cases, 332 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,873 the Department of Education has been so negligent, 333 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,207 they are practically criminal. 334 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,585 Take the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program. 335 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:27,796 Congress passed it in 2007 to encourage people 336 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,300 to go into public service, which sounds good in theory. 337 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,551 [woman] Here's how it works. 338 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:36,055 You must have a Federal Direct or Family Education Loan, 339 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,890 commonly known as a FFEL loan. 340 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,602 Then you have to work for ten years at any nonprofit organization 341 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,104 or for the federal, state or local government 342 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,607 and make 120 monthly loan payments. 343 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,567 If you met those requirements, 344 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,320 the government would forgive the rest of your loans, clean slate. 345 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,573 In 2017, almost 30,000 people 346 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,242 submitted applications to have their loans forgiven, 347 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,455 but because of massive incompetence by the Department of Education 348 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,499 only 96 were approved. 349 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,668 Ninety-six! That's 0.3%. 350 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,546 Elizabeth Warren is more Cherokee, okay? 351 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,548 Now remember, 352 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:17,346 these are people who spent ten years of their lives in public service, 353 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,641 based on the promise that their country would return the favor. 354 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:24,978 Congress tried to clean up this mess, but tens of thousands of people 355 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,981 are still waiting for their loans to be forgiven. 356 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,526 [woman] Bill was six years into his student loan payments 357 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,945 when he called Navient, then Sallie Mae 358 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,489 about the loan forgiveness program. 359 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,117 Bill made�120 payments, 360 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,829 about $130,000 worth, on time. 361 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,582 Moves that should have freed him from the remainder of his balance. 362 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,377 I was told, well,�I had the wrong loan. 363 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,962 So I was denied. 364 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,631 I'm going to have to re-consolidate my loans and pay on them 365 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,092 for another ten years until I'm 70. 366 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,260 That is horrible. 367 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,265 Bill, like so many applicants chose to work in public service 368 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,394 and still ended up with crushing debt. It's not just that program. 369 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,689 The Department of Education has been a mess for a long time, 370 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,983 but it got straight-up malicious under Trump 371 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,987 after he appointed Betsy DeVos as secretary of education. 372 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,322 Now, if you don't know, obviously some of you guys know, 373 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,368 Betsy DeVos is a conservative activist with a $40 million yacht. 374 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:25,164 In other words, exactly who you'd expect Trump to put in charge of schools. 375 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:29,042 In two years, she has slashed protections for borrowers 376 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,336 and blocked states from regulating loan servicers. 377 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,630 At every turn, she has betrayed borrowers. 378 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,091 She's supposed to be�a lifeguard for students, 379 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,177 not push their heads under water. 380 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,680 And it's not just me giving the department a bad performance review. 381 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,891 The US Department of Education is being blasted 382 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,767 in a new report from its Inspector General. 383 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,978 The scathing report finds the education department's 384 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:51,023 student loan unit�failed to adequately supervise 385 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,066 the companies managing those loans. 386 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:57,487 The Department has not kept up with the level of attention 387 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:03,202 it needs to pay to what is admittedly not a particularly�a catchy topic. 388 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,120 Not catchy? Yeah, I know. 389 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,790 Try squeezing 20 minutes of comedy�out of student loan debt. 390 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,212 This report was huge because it basically confirmed 391 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,715 that the Department of Education has known for a long time that loan servicers, 392 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,926 like Navient, were screwing over students, 393 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,595 and the Department of Education�did next to nothing to stop them. 394 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,849 Not only did it not penalize them, it actually gave them more business 395 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:29,102 and has insisted that Navient specifically 396 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,812 was not misleading borrowers. 397 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,731 There's only one explanation for this. 398 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,107 I thought about this. 399 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,569 Betsy DeVos is half human, half loan. She feeds on interest 400 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:41,323 because it makes her stronger, and no one was there to stop her 401 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,784 because not long after Trump appointed Betsy DeVos, 402 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,245 he put his budget director Mick Mulvaney 403 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,664 in charge of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. 404 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:52,292 By the way, Mulvaney is now the acting White House Chief of Staff. 405 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,294 He has played so many roles in the White House, 406 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,130 he is the Tyler Perry of the Trump Administration. 407 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,594 That is terrifying. When he took over the CFPB, two things happened. 408 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,681 he became Seth Frotman's boss, and he stopped the Bureau 409 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,808 from going after predatory companies. 410 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:12,062 Things got so bad, Mr. Puffery quit in protest. 411 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,772 You wrote a resignation letter to quit. 412 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:14,773 I did. 413 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,192 In your resignation letter, this is what you wrote. 414 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,986 "You have used the bureau to serve the wishes 415 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,113 of the most powerful financial companies in America, 416 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,991 the damage you have done to the Bureau betrays these families 417 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:28,287 and sacrifices the financial futures of millions of Americans 418 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,540 in communities across the country. Goddamn, Seth. 419 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,542 I would love to see you write a Yelp review. 420 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,793 Everyone thinks I'm crazy. 421 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,086 Oh, you're a fucking maniac. 422 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,046 I used to work at OfficeMax, 423 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,590 and when I quit, I just drop-kicked a printer. 424 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:45,304 I did. It was a Canon Inkjet 3620, and I kicked the shit out of it. 425 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:51,685 Frotman went off on Mick Mulvaney, but Trump's task rabbit clapped back. 426 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:54,730 Yeah, I saw that letter, I saw that letter for the first time. 427 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,399 I think it was in USA Today. I was on an airplane. 428 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,276 I think he was more interested in getting his name in the paper. 429 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,112 First of all, who's trying to get into USA Today? 430 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,115 It's the kids menu of news. 431 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,452 Was Frotman like, "I know how I'm going to get big, 432 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:11,788 I'm gonna be in every La Quinta Inn across the country." 433 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:20,005 Look, from Mick Mulvaney to Betsy DeVos to this computer-generated stepfather, 434 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,300 it is clear the deck is stacked against students. 435 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,219 Most don't even have the proper information 436 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,179 to navigate the system. 437 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,972 After Seth Frotman quit, 438 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,642 he started a nonprofit called the Student Borrower Protection Center 439 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:35,520 to help crack down on predatory student loan companies. 440 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:40,233 So I went back to Frotman to figure out what future borrowers need to know. 441 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,735 I think we need to paint a picture 442 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:45,864 of how student loans impact incoming freshmen to schools. 443 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:50,243 So say I'm an incoming freshman at UC Santa Cruz, right? 444 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,579 I get to Santa Cruz,�I'm a Banana slug 445 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,164 Freshman year's about to be turnt. 446 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,499 What do I need to know? 447 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:59,002 So, you should know that you're getting screwed. 448 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,296 I think you need to be making sure that the companies 449 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:05,717 that are supposedly handling your loans aren't screwing you over. 450 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,887 I think you need to make sure that when you're talking to 451 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,431 your elected officials, you're telling them that they need 452 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,642 to be going after companies like Navient. 453 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,851 [coughs] 454 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,562 -I gotta talk to my elected officials? -You do. 455 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:21,525 -Fuck. -You need to realize that 456 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,360 once you leave school, 457 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:27,114 you need to be on top of some pretty horrific companies. 458 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,074 Even though I've accrued this crippling debt, 459 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,119 I look cool, though, right? 460 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:40,419 Most borrowers�want nothing more�than to pay back their loans. 461 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,755 There are people who would kill�just to be flat broke. 462 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,632 -Whoo! -[Hasan Minhaj] Yeah. 463 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,219 I understand, but the good news is this. 464 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:53,557 Six state attorneys general are now suing loan servicers. 465 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,560 So if you think you're being taken advantage of by your loan servicer, 466 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:57,978 contact your state AG. 467 00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:01,148 The federal government won't do anything, but they might. 468 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:05,694 Student loans were supposed to be a way to invest in our citizens, 469 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,989 reward public service and flex on the Russians, 470 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:12,200 but now they've become a minefield of misinformation 471 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,578 where debt can follow you for life. 472 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:18,039 So if we're gonna have game shows about student loans, 473 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:22,919 they should actually�reflect�how difficult it can be to repay your loans. 474 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:26,465 A game show about the student loan system should feel more like this. 475 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,383 [man] It's time for Debt Fucked, 476 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,845 the game show where one mistake can cost you everything. 477 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,513 Here's your host... 478 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:37,058 Hey, everybody. It's me again. 479 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,644 Who's ready to Debt Fucked? 480 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,856 That's right. Let's go talk to our contestants. 481 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:46,568 Alvin, says here you're $60,000 deep in student debt. 482 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,613 -How's that feel? -I live in my Camry. 483 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:54,659 Very little human dignity at all then. Kathleen, you're 190K in debt, 484 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,661 and you're a veterinarian. That must be fun 485 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,206 -working with all those animals. -I mostly put them to sleep. 486 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,458 They gotta go sometime. It's a kindness, really. 487 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,795 Folks, our next guest Jeffrey actually died last week. 488 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,217 So please welcome his parents, Mark and Shannon. 489 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,301 -Hi, guys. -Hello. 490 00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:14,804 So it says here you have a funny story you want to tell me about parkour. 491 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,557 Oh, my mistake. That's how Jeffrey died. Oops. 492 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,601 -It's been a hard time. -Yeah. 493 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,937 And you got a private loan with no death discharge. 494 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,438 So you now on your son's debt. 495 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,357 Are you ready to play the game? Let's go. 496 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:31,238 Number one if you're a boilermaker, what university do you attend? 497 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,155 [bell dings] 498 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,698 -Yes, Alvin. -Purdue. 499 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:37,410 That's absolutely right! $10,000 off your debt! 500 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,621 -Oh, God! -Don't get excited. It's a small start. 501 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:42,541 Next question, for $15,000 this time. 502 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:46,503 In the long term, is it better to be in an income-based repayment plan 503 00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:47,837 or forbearance? 504 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,464 -[bell dings] -Mark and Shannon. 505 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,716 We'd like to use our lifeline. 506 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,553 Of course. Everyone gets a lifeline to call their loan servicer. 507 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:55,929 Let's give him a ring. 508 00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:58,139 Hello, this is Jack at EdLoan. 509 00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,934 How can I help you successfully navigate your student loan. 510 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:05,105 Is it better for me to pay off my debt with a forbearance plan 511 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,566 -or what was the other one? -Income-based repayment. 512 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,651 -Income-based repayment. -Forbearance. 513 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:11,945 That's the best option, I would go with that. 514 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:16,366 -All right, guys, what do you think? -We're going to go with her�forbearance. 515 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,702 [buzzer] 516 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,037 I don't want to be�the forebearer of bad news, 517 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,790 but forbearance actually increases your interest over time. 518 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,334 An income-based repayment plan would be more fiscally responsible. 519 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:30,964 All of which is a very fancy way of saying, "You're gonna�Debt Fucked!" 520 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,341 Sorry about your dead son. 521 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,885 Next question, $20,000. 522 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:39,347 Name four Ivy League universities. 523 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,182 -[bell dings] -Okay, Kathleen. 524 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,226 Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Brown. 525 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,937 -Yeah, you would think so, wouldn't you? -[buzzer] 526 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,857 But in fact, none of those colleges are actually the names 527 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,150 of the band members of Kiss. 528 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:51,693 -That wasn't the question. -Yes, well, 529 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:54,779 looks like we changed the terms of your question without telling you. 530 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,532 [siren wails] 531 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,200 -Oh! Oh, no! -What? 532 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,661 Kathleen, you've gone over $200,000 in debt. 533 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,580 Let's get Terry, our federal marshal, in here. 534 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,457 -Terry! -[audience chanting] Terry! Terry... 535 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,960 Come on, Terry. Arrest that woman. 536 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,046 -Get her out of here. -Don't touch me. 537 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,548 [John Hodgman] Oh, boy. 538 00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:17,052 Alvin, you're the only one left. You know what that means? 539 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:22,057 -You're the winner! That's right! -[shouts] 540 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:25,060 We're paying off your entire debt. 541 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,770 How does it feel, Alvin? 542 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:29,147 -Oh, God! -Okay, time for me to talk. 543 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,774 Thanks, everyone, for being here tonight. 544 00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:33,652 Oh, excuse me. I'm getting some information from our processing center. 545 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:34,736 Oh, Alvin. 546 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,571 Apparently, we filed your paperwork wrong. 547 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,698 You were never supposed to be here. We're taking the money back. 548 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,075 That's right, sir. 549 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,826 You are about to Debt Fucked. 550 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,495 [audience chanting] Debt Fucked! Debt Fucked... 551 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:47,290 Go on,�debt the fuck out of here! 552 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,670 That's our show.�Good night! 553 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,090 Thank you guys so much. 554 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:57,801 Thank you. 555 00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,886 [theme music playing] 556 00:27:59,936 --> 00:28:04,486 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48087

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