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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,634 -[crowd chanting] -[theme music playing] 2 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,472 [siren wailing] 3 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,023 [audience cheering] 4 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,527 Hello! 5 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,655 Thank you, thank you so much! Thank you! 6 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:33,825 Hello, I'm Hasan Minhaj, thank you so much. 7 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:37,162 Welcome to Patriot Act. Thank you guys so much for coming out. 8 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:42,167 Yes! This is our last episode of 2018, we did it! Yes! 9 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,960 [cheering] 10 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,172 Now, look, a lot of people, they've been asking me, 11 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:50,133 "Hey, what is it like having your own TV show?" 12 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,969 And I tell them all the time, "I don't have a TV show. 13 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,096 I have a web series. This is Netflix." 14 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,600 And I love that this show lives and dies on the Internet, 15 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:02,604 and I really do love that because I'm a child of the Internet. 16 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:05,982 I grew up with the Internet. Do guys remember your first computer? 17 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,734 -Yes. -Okay, I remember mine. 18 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:13,948 It was a Compaq Presario that we bought in 1995 at Fry's Electronics. 19 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,535 The monitor was a cinder block. It was huge. 20 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:21,289 Taking it from the floor to the desk felt like you were doing dead lifts. 21 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,917 [grunts] Like, "I don't want to pull a hamstring." 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,461 And it had, just wait for it... 23 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,881 56K dial-up Internet. 24 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,094 AIM, Napster, LimeWire, Winamp, chat rooms. 25 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:39,099 The craziest thing anyone would ask you is A/S/L. 26 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,726 You'd be in a chat room, and your friend would be like, 27 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,104 "You told them we were two dudes in Davis? 28 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,815 They're gonna find us now!" 29 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,234 Back then, 30 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:52,070 the Internet represented progress. 31 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,490 It was an exciting new world that tore down barriers. 32 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:59,494 Twenty years ago, my father was like, "I'm going to save up 33 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:03,373 so my child can be on the Internet. That is where everything happens." 34 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,166 And now I'm like, 35 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:08,253 "My child cannot be on the Internet. 36 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,005 That is where everything happens." 37 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,092 I'm trying to keep my baby off of social media. 38 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:16,010 We know the big four, you know! 39 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:19,389 Twitter, Instagram, YouTube and Facebook. 40 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,142 Facebook has over two billion users. 41 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:26,062 That's as big as Christianity and bigger than Hinduism and Islam. 42 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:28,314 Although, Facebook's messenger is probably weaker. 43 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:32,861 Look, I don't care if you're like, "Oh, I'm not on social media. 44 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:33,862 It doesn't affect my life." 45 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:37,115 Trust me, social media is HPV. Just because you don't have it... 46 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:41,119 doesn't mean it doesn't affect you or someone you know. 47 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:43,538 Now, look. 48 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:45,582 If you're not laughing... 49 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,792 you have HPV. 50 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,795 [laughs] 51 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:53,173 Just the dead stare of like... 52 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:58,303 These companies profit off everything we share. 53 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,762 They've stockpiled our data. 54 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,806 We are placing an incredible amount of trust in them. 55 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,852 But every day, we are learning more and more�why we shouldn't. 56 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,312 Facebook coming under fire this week. 57 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,147 The New York Times with a bombshell piece 58 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,941 about how the social media giant handled Russian interference. 59 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:15,403 [woman] Facebook's top executives not only ignored warning signs 60 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:18,323 of Russian interference in 2016, 61 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,742 but sought to conceal them from public view. 62 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:25,455 This has been a huge story, but what pisses me off is that for months 63 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:29,334 Zuckerberg said Facebook couldn't have influenced the 2016 election, 64 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:33,171 but later admitted that 126 million Americans 65 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,216 may have seen Russia-linked political ads on Facebook. 66 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:40,053 It's like tobacco companies acting like they didn't know smoking was bad 67 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:43,681 even after four Marlboro men died from smoking. 68 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,517 They're like, "Come on, man. It was all that horseback riding." 69 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,229 Oh, that's what you call lung cancer. 70 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,981 Lung cancer? They must have been smoking near a microwave. 71 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,402 Facebook is emblematic of what can go wrong on social media. 72 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,403 That's why tonight, 73 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,948 I want to talk about content moderation and free speech. 74 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,616 Free speech you already know. 75 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:05,662 Content moderation is oversight of the material on the Internet, 76 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:09,165 and what happens on the Internet can have real world consequences. 77 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,211 The worst thing on the Internet used to be�Nigerian princes and boner pills. 78 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,712 Now, it's this. 79 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,048 Let's go ahead and go to the report, Pizzagate is real. 80 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:21,761 [man] North Carolina man arrested in DC pizza shop after brandishing a gun. 81 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,472 Swatting and doxxing and cyberstalking. 82 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,892 [man] We have been spreading our memes. We've been organizing on the Internet. 83 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:32,313 As you can see today, we greatly outnumbered the anti-white, 84 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,023 anti-American filth. 85 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,943 What he just said, is they are taking their fight 86 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:40,947 from the Internet to the real world, and that is happening more and more. 87 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,991 Look what happened to Christine Blasey Ford 88 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,868 the woman who testified against Brett Kavanaugh. 89 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,663 People have posted my personal information 90 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:51,749 and that of my parents online on the Internet. 91 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:56,671 This has resulted in additional emails, calls and threats. 92 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,341 My family and I were forced to move out of our home. 93 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:04,595 That is just one prominent example of someone being doxxed on Twitter, 94 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,265 and there are mounting problems with Facebook and local communities. 95 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:10,893 It has repeatedly failed to move quickly when it comes to harassment. 96 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,897 They use the same excuse I use with my dentist when it comes to flossing. 97 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,526 I'm like, "I'll do it, Dr. Peroni, just trust me. 98 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,195 Can we talk about this in six months?" 99 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:25,283 And social media has also caused huge problems around the world. 100 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:28,745 In India and Sri Lanka, social media has incited racial violence. 101 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,622 In Sri Lanka, where we've seen an escalation of violence. 102 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:35,168 The government blocked Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Viber, 103 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:39,088 saying that they were instrumental in spreading and amplifying hate speech. 104 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,800 A 32-year-old man has been lynched in southern India by a huge mob, 105 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:46,095 incensed by rumors of a child kidnapping spread on WhatsApp. 106 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:50,433 Military personnel in Myanmar use Facebook as a tool for ethnic cleansing. 107 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,310 This is not just spreading fake news. 108 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,480 Facebook has now turned into a beast 109 00:05:55,563 --> 00:06:01,110 than what it was, what it was originally intended to be used. 110 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:05,573 The UN confirmed that Facebook helped exacerbate genocide in Myanmar. 111 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:08,618 So even if you delete Facebook and choose to opt out 112 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,120 and take ownership over your own life, it doesn't matter. 113 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:15,958 Facebook shapes how people around you behave, make decisions, even vote, 114 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,127 and when asked to flag and remove content, 115 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:22,340 tech companies always seem to defend their actions the exact same way. 116 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:25,551 Freedom of expression is one of our core values. 117 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,221 YouTube's mission is to give everyone a voice. 118 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,848 From our perspective, the primary focus is that 119 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:34,936 every user has paramount rights to free expression. 120 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:39,440 That last guy is Twitter's senior strategist of public policy. 121 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,276 A man named Mr. Pickles. 122 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,862 Now, look. Life is short. 123 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,782 So can we just take a moment to enjoy members of Congress 124 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,575 saying "Mr. Pickles." 125 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,661 -My name is Nick Pickles. -Thank you, Mr. Pickles. 126 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:52,662 So, Mr. Pickles. 127 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,205 -Mr. Pickles. -Mr. Pickles. 128 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:55,706 Mr. Pickles. 129 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:59,335 I wish I was at Twitter during his job interview. 130 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,796 Like, "Hey, thanks for coming in. Now, we need someone to be 131 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:05,216 a serious interface between us and the US government. 132 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,552 There is only one man for the job, Pickles! 133 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,303 You're hired! 134 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:14,350 The First Amendment has�always been one of the ways tech companies 135 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,436 shield themselves from criticism. 136 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,647 Freedom of speech is their superstar in "Mario Brothers." 137 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:22,692 It lets them run through anything. [imitating video game music] 138 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:23,609 Nazis. 139 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,113 The other way they shield themselves from criticism 140 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,657 is the Communications Decency Act or the CDA. 141 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:34,036 Think of it as their Hylian Shield, the CDA is the law that gives them cover 142 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,455 from being sued for libel. 143 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,457 Now, I know people are like, "How could you mix up Mario and Zelda? 144 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,958 Those are two different things." 145 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,586 I don't care, it's the same Nintendo universe, 146 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:42,837 and these things are complicated. 147 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,339 The CDA is a law 148 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,926 that dates back to the 1990s when the Internet was still coming of age. 149 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,596 People really didn't know what it was. 150 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:54,182 Especially Bryant Gumbel. 151 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,185 That little mark with the A and then the ring around it. 152 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,895 -At. -See, that's what I said. 153 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,523 -Katie said she thought it was about. -Yeah. 154 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,317 What do you write to it like mail? 155 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,402 No, a lot of people use it and communicate-- 156 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,030 I guess they can communicate with NBC writers and producers. 157 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:11,407 Allison, can you explain what Internet is? 158 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:16,412 Oh, yeah, and, Allison, while I have you, you know that guy Matt who reads the news, 159 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,997 definitely don't go into his office. 160 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,833 Yeah, he's got a button on his desk that closes the door. 161 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,920 [laughing] 162 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:28,424 Look, look... that's objectively creepy, I'm sorry. 163 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:32,261 Eventually, people started to see the promise of the Internet. 164 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,972 [woman] From the biggest company to a guy in his basement, 165 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,517 anyone can have a site on the World Wide Web. 166 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,894 Soon you'll be able to shop at your favorite stores 167 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,187 without leaving home. 168 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:44,482 [man] If you have a strange obsession, whatever it might be, 169 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,943 there's a place for you on the Internet. 170 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,904 We have someone's page that's called "Talk to My Cat." 171 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,490 So, whatever you type is gonna be said to the cat. 172 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,616 [automated voice] Roll over. 173 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,121 See what happened right now. See, this right here 174 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:02,667 is the most depressing thing about comedy. 175 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:09,173 No matter how hard I try, nothing I ever write�will ever beat... 176 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,384 a cat falling off a desk. 177 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,889 The way you guys exploded. 178 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,184 I'm just like, I should just be Bob Saget 179 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,729 doing America's Funniest Home Videos: Melanin Edition. 180 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:27,567 Now, through the '90s, the Internet was spreading more and more, 181 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,777 and families were logging onto the Internet, 182 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,904 and that's when the trouble really started. 183 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:35,533 [man] Even though the Internet is like a vast library of information 184 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,618 to learn throughout the world, 185 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:41,455 parents need to know what it can bring into their homes. 186 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:46,794 Oh, the most�graphic pornography that you could ever imagine. 187 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,463 [man] They can look under the word "Jesus Christ" 188 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,591 and find absolute pornography. 189 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,093 They can go to research, like, the White House 190 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,846 and find absolute pornography. 191 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,347 Wow. 192 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,309 Associating the White House with pornography. 193 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,602 Can you imagine? 194 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,895 That's crazy. 195 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,399 The thought of pornography 196 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:12,361 being piped into every house in America caused a knee-jerk moral panic. 197 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:16,198 There is available on the Internet every kind of pornography 198 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,201 you've ever envisioned and many you've never thought of. 199 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,496 A site, it had a description "male bears," 200 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:26,959 and I looked at it and it was definitely not�of the grizzly bear type. 201 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,003 All right, those aren't even bears. 202 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:32,506 Those are otters, and she would know that if she had Google. 203 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:40,598 The porn freak out led Congress to pass the 1996 Communications Decency Act, 204 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:44,185 which tried to restrict Internet porn with fines and prison time. 205 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:47,146 But porn wasn't going down without a fight. 206 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:51,692 A big victory today for those fighting for free speech protections on the Internet. 207 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:56,322 A panel of federal judges blocked a new law against images like this 208 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,407 on the Global Computer Hookup. 209 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,201 Global Computer Hookup, 210 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,120 sounds like Tinder in the Soviet Union. 211 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,123 It's Global Computer Hookup, you're like... 212 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,043 "All right, I'll meet some hot KGB girls." 213 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:13,798 Have you noticed everyone who's tried to go up against porn loses? 214 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:17,760 Since the beginning of time, porn is undefeated-- 82 and 0. 215 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,304 They have never lost-- Remember that line in Jurassic Park? 216 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,390 Where they're like, "Life finds a way." 217 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,349 Fuck that. 218 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,060 Dinosaurs are dead, porn is�still here. 219 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:31,357 Forget life, porn finds a way. In 1997,�the Supreme Court struck down 220 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,443 large portions of the CDA for violating the First Amendment, 221 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,780 but a critical part of the law survived. Something called Section 230. 222 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,990 And I know everyone in Silicon Valley is watching this like, 223 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,826 "Yeah, everyone knows about Section 230, okay? 224 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:44,912 I couldn't live without Section 230, Tim Ferriss or Allbirds." 225 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:49,667 Now, I'm sorry, but as a sneakerhead, Allbirds are fucking disgusting." 226 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,503 They are the Kevin Durant of footwear. 227 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,172 They're in Silicon Valley, tons of people like them 228 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,008 and they are corny as fuck, and if you get offended by that joke 229 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,386 and Tweet me about it, you truly are like Kevin Durant. 230 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,890 Do you know who also wears Allbirds? Paul Ryan. 231 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:08,853 Look, there in the players tunnel on the way to repeal health care. 232 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:14,650 Okay, back to Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act. 233 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,862 Man, I really hope Fallon doesn't cover this by the time we air. 234 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,365 Section 230... 235 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:26,287 established that websites relying on user-generated content 236 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,664 cannot be treated like publishers. 237 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,792 This was a game-changer�for the Internet. 238 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,462 Think of it in terms of the magazines you see on a newsstand. 239 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,006 -You guys remember magazines, right? -[audience laughs] 240 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,091 It's like Instagram that you could hold. 241 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,343 It's crazy. 242 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,556 Publishers create the content, The New�York Times, Rolling Stone, Cosmo. 243 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:49,393 Platforms are the newsstands themselves. 244 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:54,023 They don't publish the material, but they decide how to arrange it, 245 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,901 and if you walk by and go, "I don't like Cosmo, okay? 246 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,153 I did everything it said to get a summer bod, 247 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,863 but my abs are mid-December at best. 248 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,406 I'm suing you." 249 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,700 You cannot successfully sue them. 250 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,995 Without Section 230, every single social media company 251 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,998 could have been liable for every single tweet or post. 252 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:15,878 But the flip side of that is Section 230 gives platforms 253 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,298 the ability to moderate content however they see fit. 254 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:23,135 They arrange the newsstand, and they can take down whatever they want. 255 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,806 They basically act like a giant curator of content. 256 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,266 And let's be real, when it comes to YouTube, Facebook 257 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,603 and other social media platforms, curation is everything now 258 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,481 because there's so much content. 259 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:40,027 YouTube says 400 hours of video content is uploaded every minute. 260 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,571 That's about a century's worth of video content 261 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,156 added every day and a half. 262 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,950 That is just one platform. 263 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,244 As PewDiePie and Poppy have shown us, 264 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,622 a lot of awful shit can get uploaded to the Internet. 265 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:56,293 That is why Section 230 also established the Good Samaritan Clause, 266 00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:00,422 which basically says tech companies can take down anything on their sites 267 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,216 that they think is objectionable. 268 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:05,469 You just can't sue them as long as they're doing it in good faith, 269 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,887 and they're doing this all the time. 270 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,598 Millions of images and videos are taken off platforms 271 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,185 when the most awful stuff is caught by content moderators. 272 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:18,190 Many social media users just assume that content moderation is automated. 273 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,234 In reality, there are reportedly 274 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:25,239 more than 150,000 content moderators worldwide working today. 275 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:29,577 Real people, all over the globe, are screening�the most heinous content 276 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,662 and oftentimes suffering psychological trauma, 277 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,582 and some moderators are paid as little as $1 an hour, 278 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,834 and by every account, it is a hellish job. 279 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:40,379 [man] Smitha Patil works as a content moderator. 280 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,506 She gets through 2,000 photos an hour. 281 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:48,053 That's 1.6 seconds to decide if an image is violent, pornographic 282 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,639 or doesn't adhere to community rules. 283 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:55,477 1.6 seconds, it takes me a full minute after I wake up to realize 284 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,272 that shirt hanging on my chair isn't a man trying to kill me. 285 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,860 It's like, "Who are you, Mr. T-shirt? Oh, we're cool." 286 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,070 But here's the thing about shitty content online, 287 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,239 it's not all bad for tech companies. 288 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,491 They don't separate between what's good and bad. 289 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,619 They just look at engagement metrics. 290 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,914 [man] In the first two days after it was posted on Facebook, 291 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:19,710 the video of the little boy being beaten was shared more than 44,000 times. 292 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:23,672 From Facebook's point of view, it's the really extreme, really dangerous 293 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,674 form of content that... 294 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:31,805 attracts the most highly engaged people on the platform. 295 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,934 Social media companies don't allow porn porn, 296 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,227 but they are happy to give you�outrage porn. 297 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:40,689 They know controversial content generates a lot of engagement 298 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,943 and this is not new. Every form of media has done this. 299 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,071 If it bleeds, it leads. Sex sells. We know this. 300 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,990 What is new is the scale. 301 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,951 They made a product that... 302 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:57,331 was a better tool for advertisers than anything that had ever come before. 303 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,084 Twitter and Facebook are ad companies. 304 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,961 This isn't about connecting with friends 305 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,005 or finding out which classmates are Nazi sympathizers. 306 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:09,593 This is about curating an experience for maximum growth in ad sales. 307 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,720 Free speech was never on the table. 308 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,598 Even Twitter's CEO, Jackie D, admitted it. 309 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,601 This quote around free speech wing of the free speech party 310 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,064 was never a mission of the company. 311 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,359 It was never as a descriptor of the company that we gave ourselves. 312 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,903 It was a joke.�[laughs] 313 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,989 Yeah, it was a fucking joke. 314 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:34,118 Every time I see Jack from Twitter, it makes me miss Tom from Myspace. 315 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,619 It was a simpler time. 316 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:41,166 Remember section 230? It divided companies into two categories. 317 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,211 You're either a platform or you're a publisher. 318 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,462 That's been the framework. 319 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:49,425 You're either a tiger or you're a lion, but social media companies 320 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,928 have become a monstrosity that we don't have a category for. 321 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,097 They're this weird hybrid, they're ligers. 322 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,724 And if you don't know this, ligers are real. 323 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,808 They can be up to 12-feet long, 324 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,477 and girls named Brittany love taking pictures with them. 325 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,106 Okay, this photo pisses me off. Indians would never do this. 326 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:08,152 Ever. We would never--�even fictional Indians would never do this. 327 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,946 In both�Life of Pi and The Jungle Book, 328 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:15,200 Pi and Mowgli are like, "Yo, I don't trust that tiger at all." 329 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,995 But if The Jungle Book was about Brittany, 330 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:21,915 she'd be like, "Is that a tiger?"�[snarls] 331 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:22,833 Credits. 332 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,752 Over in two minutes. 333 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,253 That's it. 334 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:31,258 Now, look. We don't have meaningful languages or laws for ligers. 335 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,052 They're operating with near immunity. 336 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,638 And what's even more terrifying is now Facebook has said that they want 337 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,766 to form their own internal Supreme Court 338 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,102 to decide what should and shouldn't be acceptable speech. 339 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,731 After everything we've learned about how much they've lied and covered up, 340 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,984 why should we trust them? With the way things are set up right now, 341 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:53,072 tech companies are getting all of the benefits of a platform 342 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,408 and none of the risk of a publisher, and they use it to their advantage. 343 00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,120 Just this summer, Facebook was sued by an independent app developer 344 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,915 for cutting off access to Facebook user data, 345 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,585 and in court, Facebook argued it can do that 346 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:10,798 because it is a publisher, and it's protected by the First Amendment. 347 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,426 This is very difficult issue, and the solutions here aren't simple, 348 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,638 but relying on the good faith of tech companies to regulate themselves, 349 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,181 that ain't working. 350 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,100 'Cause with the way things are right now, 351 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,770 social media gets to be platform in the streets 352 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:29,358 and publisher in the sheets, and you can't have it both ways. 353 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,202 -This is our last episode of 2018. -[audience cheering] 354 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,370 This is it. 355 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,081 Now look, I can't say goodbye 356 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,416 without turning to Saudi Arabia, 357 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,502 and I mean that literally and metaphorically. 358 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:52,256 Now, when we last left our hero, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, 359 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,467 the Saudis were struggling to explain the disappearance 360 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,010 of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. 361 00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,097 They said he left their consulate safely. 362 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,809 Then they used a body double to make it seem like he was alive. 363 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:08,313 At one point, they were saying that he died in a fistfight Jackie Chan style. 364 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,859 They went through so many explanations, the only one they didn't say 365 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:15,195 was that Khashoggi died in a free solo rock climbing accident. 366 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,447 They'd be like, "We all know... 367 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,451 it was Khashoggi's dream to summit El Capitan." 368 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,663 "But isn't El Capitan in Yosemite National Park?" 369 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:29,376 "No, El Capitan is in our consulate in Istanbul." 370 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,046 According to news reports, 371 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,300 the CIA concluded that MbS personally ordered the killing 372 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:42,014 In response,�Germany, Denmark and Finland all stop�selling arms to Saudi Arabia. 373 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,015 I know what you're thinking. 374 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,893 "Denmark and Finland were selling arms to Saudi Arabia?" 375 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,855 That'd be like if your grandparents came up to you and were like, "Listen, um... 376 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,358 we're no longer touring with the Black Eyed Peas." 377 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,155 You'd be like... 378 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,243 "Nana, you were touring with the Black Eyed Peas? 379 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,787 Does Taboo talk?"�"No, he doesn't." 380 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:10,542 European countries halting arm sales is really just a gesture 381 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:15,130 because Saudi Arabia buys the majority of its weapons from the United States, 382 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:20,219 but now some members of Congress are saying our government should take a stand. 383 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,764 If you want to keep MbS, that's your decision to make, Saudi Arabia. 384 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,892 As long as you make that decision, you're gonna have a hard time with me. 385 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,060 There's a new sheriff in town. 386 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,562 [laughs] Okay. All right! 387 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,273 How many times do you think Lindsey Graham practiced that 388 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,274 in front of the mirror? 389 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,653 He's like, "Come on, Lindsey, let's go. Hey, Lindsey, come on. Hey. 390 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,071 There's a new sheriff in town. 391 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,572 No, that's not it. 392 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,616 Come on, man. You're going on Hannity. Hey, man. There's a new-- 393 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,868 Hey, Mohammed, there's a new sher-- 394 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,578 Mohammed. New-- 395 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,538 Hey, Mohammed, sheriff time. 396 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:54,503 Hey, Mohammed. Hey, Al-- Sheriff time. God damn it!" 397 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:59,508 But Lindsey Graham's Wild West cosplay didn't go very far. 398 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,553 [man] In an official statement peppered with exclamation points, 399 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,181 the president wrote, "It could very well be that 400 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,101 the Crown Prince had knowledge of this tragic event. 401 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,645 Maybe he did, and maybe he didn't." 402 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:16,316 Trump is so ready to give MbS the benefit of the doubt because of the arms deal, 403 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,486 but the benefits of that deal aren't even clear. 404 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,488 You may remember a thing we did here last week 405 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,699 about Donald Trump and the Saudi arms deal 406 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,702 that was originally going to create 40,000 jobs, 407 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,746 but then every time Trump talked about it, he jacked up that number. 408 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,207 It's 450,000 jobs. 409 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,792 It's 500,000 jobs. 410 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,211 600,000 jobs, maybe more than that. 411 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,046 I think it's over a million jobs. 412 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:43,093 He's saying the arms deal will help create over one million jobs. 413 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,971 Reuters says it will only create hundreds. 414 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:51,101 So let me get this straight, our range is from hundreds to a million. 415 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:55,022 Trump is boosting numbers like he's LeBron James in South Beach. 416 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,399 -[man] Not one championship... -Not two. 417 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:02,571 -LeBron, tell us about that. -Not two, not three, not four, not five, 418 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,073 not six, not seven. 419 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:07,534 It was two. It was exactly two. 420 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,203 The Thunder and the Spurs. 421 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,167 The potential jobs are at defense contracting firms 422 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,210 like Raytheon, Lockheed Martin and Boeing. 423 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,963 They supply weapons to Saudi Arabia that are being used, 424 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,757 you guessed it, in Yemen. 425 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,510 And now, Yemen is at risk of mass starvation and famine. 426 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,639 An estimated 85,000 children have already died of starvation and disease. 427 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,683 I know it's bleak, but there's been some progress 428 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,185 since the�last time we talked about Yemen. 429 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,771 A few hours ago, the leader of the Houthi rebels 430 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,898 announced that he's ready for a ceasefire 431 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:40,567 if the Saudi-led coalition also wants peace. 432 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,570 But even that progress comes at a cost. 433 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,572 While there have been calls for a ceasefire, 434 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:48,408 that isn't as good as it sounds for Yemeni citizens. 435 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:52,037 When we hear ceasefire, we may think the worst coming to an end, 436 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,499 but I think for a lot of the combatants, when they hear ceasefire, 437 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:59,795 it's kind of this urge to get things in to maximize gains. 438 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:03,423 And by "get things in," he means Saudi has increased its bombing 439 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,592 since talk of a ceasefire began. 440 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:07,260 Come on, Saudi Arabia. 441 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:11,515 You don't have to treat the ceasefire like it's last call at�Se?or Frog's. 442 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:14,518 There will be other places to bomb, I promise! 443 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:19,523 Look, I realize America has been complicit in humanitarian crises before. 444 00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:21,483 All presidents do evil shit. 445 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,236 But at least they're vague about it. 446 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:29,616 This is just blatantly evil shit on White House letterhead. 447 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,244 In his official statement, Trump straight-up says 448 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,246 that it's about money and oil. 449 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,873 That's it. Dick Cheney must be like... 450 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:41,169 "Wait, we could've just said it? 451 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:43,964 Do you know how long... 452 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,843 it took us to come up with 'They hate our freedom'? 453 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,303 We work-shopped that shit for months." 454 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,556 Now, look, we're about to take a break for the holidays, 455 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,099 which unfortunately for my family means 456 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,226 I'm just gonna�be showing them PowerPoint presentations 457 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:57,644 until my wife takes away my screens. 458 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,313 So while we're off and my family is furious, 459 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,399 here's an organization you can donate to. 460 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:06,236 To help out in Yemen, go to www.rescue.org to help. 461 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,822 Thank you guys so much for watching these first seven episodes. 462 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:12,909 It truly has been a dream come true, and I cannot wait to come back in 2019, 463 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,786 when we'll probably use Lil Wayne's neck tattoos 464 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:18,665 to explain how Sri Lanka fell into a Chinese debt trap. 465 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,127 That's our show. 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