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My first love,

and on top of that, the sweetest

first kiss...

I would have them tonight.

My first kiss tastes sweeter than anything

no tastes like chilli

...chilli?

What is it?

Are you O.K.?

What is it? Are you alright?

I'm allergic to capsaicin!

My first kiss

We just kissed!

Only kiss!

tasted like red hot chilli.

I put my tongue inside.

Wait outside.

Yes, he and I were not meant to be.

Someday, he will come to me.

And also will the sweetest love of my life.

LOVE CLINIC

I prefer noir to melodrama

and baseball to musical.

OH Ji-ho

Oh, the opera we saw last time was worst of all.

Also prefer straight to perm hair and for the lips,

prefer the natural color to the strong one.

KANG Ye-won

Anything else?

Yes, heels, the kill heels. I really hate them.

Also very bad for your feet. It's hard on the spine.

Should I continue? I have more than hundreds to go.

You should've listened to me

Directed by KIM Arron

when I told you I'm not interested in you.

I understand how you feel so I could take the water.

Go ahead.

Hey! I said I could take the water!

Hey, not this.

What's so special with you?

Dumbass.

Dumbass? Gosh, I think I'm a bit better than that.

Damn it.

Take off your pants, please.

And underwear too?

Of course.

Are you having erection?

I didn't intend to but...

you are a woman, doctor and female touch

anyway turns me...

Try to imagine other things and focus on the treatment.

Yes, ma'am.

Let's start. Going in. Relax.

Wait!

Don't push too hard, please. It's my first time.

Going in.

100 grand? Are you kidding?

How could I afford

the sudden raise of 100 grand for the security deposit?

You're a doctor. You should have some savings!

Also if you raise 100 grand who would be able to move in?

He agreed with the amount.

Hey, Mister.

You want that flat with additional 100 grand?

You shouldn't.

There is market value and you should follow it.

Is it a problem to pay additional 100 grand or a million

when the flat is available?

I guess the one who can't afford should leave the flat.

I just get another one available.

You can move in any time and it has a better view!

Let me take a look first.

Guess her flat has a bad luck.

You're quite lucky.

What an asshole!

Will start the operation.

Scalpel.

HEALTHY SEX FOR EVERYONE

Highschooler? You need to focus on studying...

The size doesn't matter.

Women don't find the size important.

Any potential client you found?

I'm trying hard.

We have an appointment at 5PM. Has he come yet?

He has but took off right away when he knew you're a woman.

It's not easy for them

to show theirs to a strange woman

if not for sex.

You think it's easy for me to look at theirs?

They should appreciate it when their doctor is beautiful.

Let's go have some fun. It's Friday night.

Not today.

Doctors' association meeting.

Are you already done with the boyfriend?

We lasted for two months, which was long enough.

If his were this size...

just as big as this, I would have been faithful.

With all my royalty.

Get out! You really seem like a crazy pervert girl.

GOOD DOCTORS - MEDICAL SERVICE OF LOVE

When we went for the volunteer service last summer,

Dr. Gil truly amazed me.

She did all the tough treatments by herself...

She was great.

No, thank you.

No, thank you.

It's spicy and good. Try this.

Enjoy yourself.

Does he hate spicy food?

He's more than perfect! Oh, my!

We are surely meant to be!

- Dr. Gil. - Yes?

How about a cup of tea no, dinner sometimes?

Good.

Wait.

You scared me to death!

That's what I want to say.

What brought you here so suddenly?

That's what you can say to your mom who came from the States in 2 years?

You should've at least called.

Wait.

I can smell something... You've got a man!

Of course.

A man with a whole different class.

Wake up, little girl.

Men are all same. Two balls and one dick.

You should know better.

Isn't this hip puff?

Guys go crazy if you wear it.

Size 1?

You don't even know your daughter's size?

Size 1 doesn't fit me.

You should be careful.

If your size goes bigger than 1,

that's when men leave you.

I don't care.

But actually they do not leave me.

By the way, the guy with a different class.

What is he like?

Just kind, caring and smart.

To make it simple, everything opposite to dad.

When are you going to divorce him?

Are you going to take care of me?

Sure. Just leave him.

You can live with me. I can afford that.

Use that for your wedding.

I know you have almost nothing.

Will call you when I get back. Way to go, you bitch.

What is it?

At this early morning? I don't believe this.

Is this a joke or what?

Can't take it anymore!

ON PATROL

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I came down as it was too noisy.

Who is it making all the noises drilling on the wall?

I guess it is as he just moved in.

Please tell him

I can sue him for the noise complaint issues.

Okay, ma'am.

Oh, there is a package for you.

I see.

Oh, it's wet. Do you need a plastic bag?

No, thank you.

Great.

Gosh...

It's for the education.

Didn't ask.

But the education must be quite intensive, I guess?

You said you didn't ask?

I just got curious as you told me.

Wondering how you can use all these.

There is an expiry date for condoms.

- I know that. - You do?

People usually don't know about it.

Hello, I just moved in.

Need a parking permit. I am

I see, please wait a bit.

Hey! You live on the 7th floor?

Yes.

Gosh.

Wondering what kind of asshole drills on the wall

in the daytime over weekend.

And it was you! I should've guessed!

It's my house and I can do whatever I want.

Then what about my case interfered by the noise

while taking a rest? At my own house!

You must be single.

Let me give you an advice from the professional point of view.

Unbalance of hormones

due to inability of natural actions is also disease.

Disease? What inability?

You saw it?

Why are you calling me a patient? What was I incapable of doing?

Fuck hormones!

Answer my question!

Hey!

Damn it.

I think it must be this big.

What is it?

Maybe a bit bigger than that.

Or is it premature ejaculation? No, it's erectile dysfunction.

- What dysfunction? - Impotence it is.

Why are you so embarrassed?

Your arrogant behaviors and big actions including drilling

to condescend to others are all packaged and exaggerated.

Because you do not feel confident when your pants go down.

Where are you looking at?

I am just trying to locate it as I cannot see it clearly.

Locate what?

This place surely has a bad luck.

For your healthy sexual life,

our clinic executes medical checkup and protection.

So please come visit us in the near future. Okay?

What do you feel to see it like this?

Mine is a bit bigger than that.

Size is nothing to brag about. You need to brag your healthy penis.

Got morning glory every day. Isn't it a sign of healthy penis?

It's one of them...

But erection is not everything.

This part is called prostate

where the semen is created.

Doc!

Cut the crap and share your first experience!

And you will put your hands on my banana?

Listen! Doctor here will not touch yours!

It's me who touches 'em!

I DON'T GET EXCITED EVEN SEEING HOT GIRLS.

Oh, Mr. Roly Poly, what should I do with you?

TRY TO FIND PARTNER'S INNER ATTRACTION

THAN LOOKING FOR THE PHYSICAL EXCITEMENT.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME, DOC

CALLER ID: HYUN-MIN

Hello.

Our dinner appointment... How about tonight?

Tonight?

Please hold on, need to check my schedule.

Sorry to keep you waiting... I just checked it

and luckily I'm free.

Guess he is going to tell me!

Well...you said you have something to tell me.

Yes...

Don't know what you would think if I tell you this...

But I am telling you because you're very nice

so you could understand me well...

Just say it! I'm ready

So...

What should I tell him in return?

I would look too cheap if I say yes right away...

Would you please circumcise me?

I like that.

Pardon?

Circumcise?

I thought about this a lot

as it would be bad to get married without doing it.

Cheer up!

At least we have some surgery to do in a very long time.

It cheers me very much.

The operation would last about 30 mins.

We'll put you under anesthesia now.

Make it look good.

We cannot operate when it is erected.

It's not.

Doc., it just broke the record.

Quiet. What should I do?

Unbelievable.

Excuse me...

could you please help me?

Pardon?

With parking...

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

I just helped because I didn't want my car gets scratched.

Mister.

You should park the car.

Hey! Take a look. There is no parking slot!

Not a space for a bike.

I only had a small glass but called you.

Parking is inclusive in your cost.

Damn it.

You paid me with mileage!

Why did you bother to call us if you drank so little?

You could've driven yourself.

Why were you so cautious?

Looks like you never get drunk even if you drink tens of bottle!

I even don't pay with mileage myself!

Gosh! What's wrong with him?

This is the space for two cars!

What the hell are you?

Okay, I will teach you a lesson.

Not answering?

Pick up the damn phone!

It bugs me!

Answer it!

18 MISSED CALLS

Damn.

It's your last day on earth.

Hello.

- A package delivery for you. - Delivery?

Got it.

What delivery at this late hour?

What is he doing with the door open?

Hello?

Excuse me.

Hello.

What the hell...

Anybody home?

Answer!

Look at this.

This bastard is well off.

What is it?

It's the cream for your thing. Try it.

I bought it in Thailand. Made with elephant's snot!

What?

Like flaring up!

Can you call yourself a doctor saying those kind of things?

Don't send me those shits anymore.

That's really expensive...

He's real dumbass.

I almost missed the beginning!

He's the only one who cares about me.

Let me take a look.

Power max? Let me try.

I did nothing wrong.

It's all because of his lousy parking!

What is that dirty bastard doing?

It's good!

Fucking pervert!

Why do I have to hide like a bugler?

What?

- What are you doing here? - Go away, you pervert!

Answer my question!

Hell no!

What should I do? Go away, you bastard!

What the hell...

What...

WEEKEND REALITY SHOW: ONE NIGHT AND TWO DAYS

How's it with Min-jun?

He's just a sex partner.

Will leave him shortly.

As I found a new prey.

A guy at the same apartment. Handsome...

and seems to be quite rich.

How old is he?

Early or mid 30s?

Is he tall? Has double eyelid?

Almost 6 feet tall...

and has double eyelid.

How about his hands? Good hands?

What are you trying to do now?

Don't even think about it. He's not that kind.

- Please leave it here. - Yes, sir.

And please...

move that to the end of here.

Gil urologist?

HEALTHY SEX FOR EVERYONE - GIL UROLOGIST

- Let's eat. I'm starving. - Yes, Doc!

Lovely...

I heard that he's No. 1 in vagina contraction.

Guess he is the one.

- All done? Let's go. - Yes, sir.

How about a drink?

- Love it! - Your treat?

Of course!

- Hi, Gong-joo! - You work here?

Yes.

- You know him? - Yes, very well.

One night and two days!

Let's go.

Fuck...

Really?

This place is nice.

Gosh, doc!

Oh!

Damn it.

Great.

Let's join to get closer as we are neighbors.

- Yes! - We don't have to.

We can drink separately.

Let's sit.

How do you do?

- One night and two days. - Hey!

What should we order?

This place is famous for the spicy seafood noodle.

Our doc cannot eat the spicy food.

If you are treating us,

how about sea cucumbers? The biggest size?

Here!

The place's spicy noodle rocks!

Soju always goes well with spicy noodle.

Help yourself.

Told you I can't eat spicy food.

You're a Korean. It doesn't make any sense.

You look 100º/º Korean.

Perfect!

Anyway let's try to get along as we are on the same floor

even though I don't like you.

Drink up and give me back the empty glass.

Sharing a glass is beautiful Korean tradition!

- Don't you think? - Of course!

Damn dirty bastard.

Drink.

A female urologist... it's nonsense.

How about a man checking boobs

and putting a hose into the vagina?

There are tons of male obstetricians.

Then why can't women be urologists?

If there is lack of female hormones,

there shows the atrophy of reproductive organs.

I think you belong to that case.

I'll give you

the special hormone treatment

at a half price.

So variety shows give you a hard-on?

Then... how about Pororo?

Pororo...Porno sound similar.

That was!

What? I saw everything.

I guess you are not confident with long-term relationship?

You can't get it up in the morning?

Shall I prescribe Viagra for you?

Maybe you would watch variety show all night after taking it.

- For one night and two days? - No, it was!

Wait.

Kleenex.

Sorry for that.

It's nothing... Just drink on the sweater.

Sorry.

You son of a bitch!

Wait for me!

Where are you going?

Is a dog barking somewhere?

What are you going to do with my head?

You owe me an apology!

You forgot who started first?

You owe me an apology!

Watch your mouth!

Crazy pervert.

Stop right there!

Did any girls from our school choose urology as major?

No.

She is the pervert. I can see that.

It's hysteria. Spinster hysteria.

And her hip puff was almost triple of her real size.

Here we go.

Go easy.

Don't make a fuss.

Thank her for not poking your eyes.

Don't say that.

I didn't intend to take off her clothes!

I just slipped...

Damn it.

He has no manners...

He forced me

red pepper powder floating soju with his dirty hand.

You know what I mean?

Why are you laughing?

It's funny to see you talking about a woman.

A woman?

No, she's not a woman.

- Do you think it's funny? - Yes.

I almost sued him.

Should I sue her?

It's over 1 hour already.

What?

You've been talking about that pervert guy over 1 hour, my friend!

I've been talking about girls...

No, you haven't. For last seven years

since you became the specialist.

How was it with Young-chul?

Don't even mention it.

I reached multi-orgasm...

and experienced true paradise.

- Really? - Yes.

What does it feel?

It's too difficult task for me

to explain the multi-orgasm to the girl who never reached one.

I completely understand.

You have troubles with your erection as you see too many female genitals.

Ain't I right?

That's just psychological.

You need to overcome.

Or...

You can find another identity like I did.

Here he comes!

- Darling! - Young-chul!

This is my bestie, Doctor Gil.

This is my fiance, Kim Young-chul a son of Taesung Hospital's owner.

You should meet him.

He's a friend of Young-chul's.

As good as Young-chul, even though a little bit less.

Thank you for your kindness.

But I have things to do this weekend so maybe later...

- Look. - Something on my lips?

You know what? The guy upstairs.

His name is Wang Sung-gi.

What a name!

Took the top when entered school.

And one of top three for vagina contraction.

The amount of income tax returns last year was more than 500 grand.

On top of it!

His hobby is to dump girls!

Beautiful, intelligent, glamorous... he dumps all.

It's not fun if he's too easy.

You need to grab onions and choose the sturdy one.

- You remember me? - Yes...

Cucumbers should have vivid color and juicy end.

This looks good, doesn't it?

- Are you interested in me? - Pardon?

Gosh.

Maybe...

we can shop together?

It's too depressing to do it alone on weekends.

- Is it good? - Yes.

It's really good.

Wanna try?

Open your mouth.

Isn't it good?

The fun gets double when you shop together.

I hate that son of a bitch.

It's me.

The blind date you talked about...

Set as many as possible.

I can meet at least 2 men a day.

And make sure you don't set any doctor.

I hate doctor.

There are so many perverts among them.

Especially no obstetricians. I'd rather die.

Bye.

Sorry. It must be heavy.

Heavy thing is the lady's worst enemy.

I want to treat you.

Please wait a bit. It would be ready shortly.

It's really okay.

I would like to show my gratitude.

Who was that woman? You two know each other well?

She runs urology clinic next to our clinic.

Are you a doctor?

Dentist or dermatologist?

Obstetrician.

I knew it.

You seemed very professional.

I should've done better if I had a bit more time.

Bon appetit.

Can I just call you sweetie?

Help yourself, sweetie.

Then let's do double

- for the safety. - No.

I want triple.

No. I suggest double

as it looks better.

It's the thing I would wear so make it triple!

This is already quite big!

If you insist that size

we need to think about the side effects.

Enough.

It's going to be me who has side effects if any.

Let's decide on this.

We cannot make it that tight.

It's the present for our 20th anniversary.

When we were newly-weds, he came to me tens of times a day.

But now he turns his back even I spread my legs!

From doctor's point of view, that's not possible.

I heard about you already.

Just make me like a virgin.

- Good-bye. - Bye.

It's been a while since we did a surgery!

Good job.

A clinic can't afford to get behind the rent.

How come ob/gyn doesn't do the maternity treatment?

I'm sorry but it's our doctor's policy.

What kind of policy is it? Is he really obstetrician?

My apology.

We don't have a delivery facility...

What kind of clinic is it?

It's done.

If your husband cheats on you even after you do this...

- just cut his thing. - Cut?

You're doing this only to please his thing,

and if his thing doesn't fulfill its duties, it shouldn't exist.

Let's schedule the surgery two weeks from now.

And you should be careful after the surgery.

Next patient.

Thanks for the hard work, everyone.

- Shall we go dancing tonight? - Really?

Why don't you join, Gong-joo?

Yes, you should!

No wonder...

for the guy who only cares money but not expecting mothers.

enjoys going to club,

drinking and hooking up the girls.

Doc. he can hear it!

Can he?

And she needs a blind-date as she cannot find anyone on her own.

Maybe match making is already too much for her...

Oh, can you hear it?

I talked to myself.

By the way,

I forgot that I had a date tonight.

Fuck the date.

Elevator is here. Let's go.

Good-bye.

Bye.

Hello, In-young.

I just called...

to keep our promise to drink wine together.

Yes.

No, it's nothing.

By the way, I guess you're running now?

Yes.

See you soon, sweetie.

Yes.

What was it? You were too soft.

It's the guy who made me want to break up with you.

You are killing me tonight.

Told you this is good-bye sex.

I have some friends from that school.

I've got some friends from your school.

You are class of which year?

2002.

Class of 2002?

It means...

- Are you in 30s? - 30s?

Yes.

Oh, you are.

Okay then... you studied at medical school.

Yes.

What's your major...

Urology.

Urology?

What's wrong with a female urologist?

Nothing.

Do you often see...

The thing?

The thing.

Yes, everyday.

Then do you like thick ones or long ones?

What do women prefer?

I just don't know what women like.

Please tell me.

- Look. - Yes?

I can say the long and thick one

is better than the short and thin one.

Long and thick one.

Long and thick...

Is it the question you can think of?

What a loser! Shall I kill him?

Don't leave me!

Of course, the thick and long is better.

Don't you think so, ma'am?

Korean men have so small dicks.

I know it all.

Sex is...

not just about moving forward and backward.

That's not it.

The bastards who know nothing about women's minds

ask whether we like it or not after the sex.

I've never liked it. Never.

I just pretended.

You have done that too, right?

Right?

Fucking morons think I liked it a lot.

I guess I walked too much today.

My legs are swollen.

Let's toast.

By the way,

do you work-out?

Look, In-young...

I think we should drink some other time.

Wait.

I must be crazy.

Men don't know their exact sizes.

You think your things are big? But truth is all yours are tiny.

Just come to our clinic.

Koreans' dick size is small.

I know what's eating you.

I can turn them into magic sticks!

I can make five times bigger than your size now.

When it's erected!

Have you seen mine?

Why you talk that shit even without seeing it?

I can tell just by looking at you.

I can enlarge them. Satisfaction guaranteed!

Damn... is she nuts or what?

- Wait! - Why am I nuts?

I apologize, it seems my friend is already wasted.

Who the hell are you?

I'm her boyfriend. I am sorry.

- Boyfriend? - Let's go.

What are you doing here, sweetie?

You'd better keep her in good custody.

She has a slutty tongue.

You called me a slut?

You son of a bitch! You called me that?

Your banana is thick but short.

And yours?

It's long but thin.

Ain't I right? Right?

'Cause I'm a damn smart urologist.

- She drives me crazy. - I make your dick like this.

- What's that bitch, fuck. - How about that?

I will kill that bitch!

You sons of bitches! Be quiet!

When I am telling you that I can make yours this big.

Why do you yell at me?

You goddamn bitch!

Please.

Would you just stop? Quiet!

Shush!

You damn freak!

What did you do to me last night?

- What? - What did you do?

Tell me what you did to me!

Do you ask me that?

It's nonsense.

Shush!

I am sorry.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Are you close to Sung-gi?

Who?

Dr. Wang on 7th floor.

Never in my life!

Great then!

What's great?

I'm quite into him.

So what?

- Could you help me, ma'am? - Why should I?

And why do you call me ma'am?

I'm 28. Are you younger than me?

I'm not finished... That restless bitch...

She always makes my day, damn.

Here you go.

It's quite neat for a bachelor's place.

- Here's the place! - People say he's the best!

- The leaflet? - Here it is.

Only this kind of promotion

WE EMPOWER YOUR MAN! can get us that kind of success.

Listen.

What does it mean if nothing happens

when a man and a woman spend the night together?

He must be a dickhead.

Or she's such a bummer.

Hello.

But why are you asking that?

Nothing.

Damn it.

What the heck.

You morons.

I'm a doctor, you hear me?

I am a fucking doctor!

You should listen to me! Damn morons!

What a mess she is!

You can't even call her a woman.

Such an ominous thing.

- Doctor! - What?

Why?

It's...

- The patients are... - What about them?

Think you should come out and see

- unless you're busy. - Of course not.

It's nothing. What about the patients?

Is it women's fault if it got loosened?

No!

You made kids looking like your husbands.

And that's what made it loosened like this.

That's right!

We women are not always satisfied with their job, right?

Then why don't they get the enlargement surgery?

Let them get it done!

- Not us? - That's what I'm talking about!

It's medically explicable where to suck it

to turn your woman on.

I can provide it, ma'am.

Do you all understand?

First book a session with me.

Confidentiality guaranteed.

Phone consulting is possible, so call me anytime.

Anyone who doesn't have this?

Only hyenas steal the meat others got.

So you call your patients 'meat'?

What do you know about them?

They feel guilty and victimized when their husbands cheat on them.

Do you understand them?

Why do they should feel that?

They want to be young again at all costs because of that,

and it requires a big courage to finally come to me.

Do you understand any of this?

Well...

How can a spinster understand their feeling?

What? Spin...

Say it to me again!

Hey!

You rude bastard. I will have you pay for this.

Why do you come here?

What are you doing?

I can't stop thinking about you.

Don't.

You crazy?

The operation went well. Nothing to worry about.

And don't forget abstinence for 2 weeks no matter what.

Oh my, you're naughty.

Thank you, doctor.

- Take care. - Good bye.

Please don't do it! Let go of her!

- You're that bitch doctor! - You might kill her!

Don't you have to help?

Why should I?

Doc!

Please let go!

Why did you make my husband's dick so big?

He asked for it!

You deserve this, bitch! Can you call yourself a doctor?

What are you doing?

He was already cheating on me, now what should I do?

What are you doing at the clinic?

Who the fuck are you?

- Are you a doctor? - My hair!

Don't pull it! Hands off!

Don't be so depressed.

I've been through several of this fuss.

Can you call yourself a man beaten up by a woman like that?

My motto is to safeguard women.

So you saw me as a woman?

You're not?

Then why did you do that the other night?

Why about then?

- I wanted to protect you. - What?

It's not right thing to do.

To do a girl who's drunk only because I'm turned on.

I am not that kind of man.

But does it mean...

you saw me that kind of man?

What did you take me for?

I'm not a beast!

She shouldn't misunderstand about 'protect'.

Could you hold...

hold that, please?

Damn it.

I wanted to protect you.

Protect you.

What?

You just said 'damn it.'

Did I?

I did not!

Good morning.

What do women think

when they hear from a man, 'I want to protect you'?

What?

What does a girl think when a man tells her

that he wants to protect her?

Well...she should think he has feelings for her.

Why is that?

Listen to me.

I don't have feelings for her. I think she's irritating.

And I don't want to protect her. I don't need to.

It just came out of my lips. Out of blue.

She won't misunderstand, will she?

I'm not sure.

CALLER ID: IN-YOUNG

You got to have a man at home. Don't you think?

You have something to eat for breakfast tomorrow?

I have some beef bone soup.

No, thank you.

I can prepare it quick.

Ouch!

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

Let me take a look.

Do you have a first-aid kit?

I just wanted to make sure that you have breakfast.

You didn't have to.

Look, In-young.

Why don't we cut it here?

Don't take me as a slutty girl.

Wait!

You look like that!

I mean...

What I mean is that...

I want to protect you.

You don't have to.

Listen to me, In-young!

The truth is...

Impotence?

That's what he said.

Poor thing.

It must've been an agony as his body didn't react

while his mind wanted me so badly.

Why do you laugh?

Don't you realize that you're dumped?

He said he's impotent!

Fuck impotence.

Even these mushrooms laugh at you, darling.

You are right.

There's no way that he can't get it up at all.

CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ACCIDENT, ROLY-POLY?

HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR LONG. ARE YOU CURED?

HELLO, DOCTOR - ROLY-POLY

IT'S BEEN A WHILE. WAS WORRIED! ? GIL UROLOGIST

I GOT IT UP RECENTLY FOR A GIRL.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU BODY DOESN'T LIE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU MUST LIKE HER A LOT. LOL

Next patient is ready.

Let her in, please.

This way, please.

I think I felt the lump in my boob recently.

- Where? - Right here.

I see.

There's none.

None at all.

Wait, In-young! What are you doing?

I am all set.

I don't need to see there. Nurse Kim!

It was right after I became a specialist.

so I was not really used to that kind of emergency.

Since that medical malpractice...

Have the other girls bought that kind of lie?

It's hot in here.

I think it's fine.

In-young, enough is enough!

You don't really get horny?

This doesn't turn you on? At all?

Listen, In-young...

Shut your mouth, you damn eunuch!

Son of a bitch.

Damn fucker!

Good, keep going! It really turns me on!

I tried real hard!

I will make you pay for it!

Definitely!

Why don't you just go out with him?

You never know if he's the one that you've been looking for.

No way. He can never be.

He really likes spicy food.

I don't like how he looks like.

Those cloying double eyelid... Just hate that.

Zero respect for women.

But...

But what?

I can't get off that one sentence from my mind.

What's that?

I wanted to protect you.

Protect you.

What is that one sentence?

I can guarantee, he is the man...

For what?

For your orgasm.

No, thank you.

It's sooner or later, believe me.

- Doctor Gil. - Hello.

What brought you here?

It's the wedding of the son of Taesung Hospital owner.

How about you?

The bride is a close friend.

Who's this?

Oh, I told you the other time.

The urologist from the clinic next to my last clinic.

This is my fiancee.

- How do you do? - Hello.

He bragged about a girl who has the serious crush on him.

I shouldn't have bothered at all.

You didn't mention that she's a withered woman.

Darling...

Doctor Gil, don't get it wrong, please.

What are you doing here? I've been looking for you, honey.

Hyun-min, it's a surprise to see you.

How's your clinic?

Going really well as I inherited the place from you.

You surely can sense where to find money.

I was never good at it.

Don't be so modest.

Don't you remember?

The daughter of our professor at faculty.

You went after her for her fortune.

You've been so good at finding rich girls from back then,

- voila, you finally made it. - Hey, watch your mouth!

It's alright.

You shouldn't be ashamed of your ambition.

She would value that. Don't you?

I see my darling got the bouquet.

Then... I will see you later.

Just keep walking as they're still watching.

Don't look back. Keep walking like this.

But what brought you here?

I went to the same school as groom.

By the way, you've got quite a taste for man.

- What? - Keep walking.

Gosh.

You shouldn't believe what he said!

I've been quite a jerk so far.

Things have not been smooth between us from the beginning.

But you were pretty charming today.

What?

It's me.

I'm coming to Korea with your dad. Meet us tomorrow.

Anyway, see you tomorrow at dinner.

Mom, wait!

What's wrong?

My dad is coming to Korea.

Have you dreamed of being a doctor since you were little?

No.

I wanted to be a doctor since as far as I remember.

Is it fun living as urologist?

Female urologist... Doesn't it sound intense already?

All these prejudice and contempt...

But there's no one with no wound.

You mean like a trauma?

How is it going with the girl at

What?

Be nice to her. You two make a good couple.

Fuck good couple.

It must be fireworks festival!

Indeed.

Excuse me, but we have to close now.

Alright.

Shall we go?

Yes.

Your purse...

What's wrong? Are you hurt?

Are you okay?

- I'm fine. - Let me see.

See what?

I'm the urologist, give me some credit!

I just need a moment.

Let me see...holy cow! What shall I do?

Are you crazy? Don't!

I just need a minute!

What an embarrassment!

It does feel good.

Where's dad?

He really wanted to come together this time,

but something important came up in the States.

Aren't you fed up with all this?

He's all about working, never caring about his family!

Or the money compensates all?

Can you forgive the husband who has never cared about you?

Don't make a scene. Are you crazy?

Crazy? Hell yes I am.

I'm crazy because of the way people look at the female urologist,

and because my dad never loved me since I was not born as boy.

Don't you know why I chose the urology as my specialty?

You really don't know why I worked my ass off to be urologist!

Just to be loved by my almighty father!

Do you get it now?

CALLER ID: SUNG-GI

GIL SHIN-SEOL / UROLOGY FAILED

What happened?

It's the professor's decision.

I was the best intern and I passed all the tests.

Why did he fail me?

I heard you failed me because I chose the urology.

Why did you do that? Because I'm a girl?

I'm not a girl, I am a doctor.

You'd better watch out, sir. I will definitely make the urologist.

I will be a much better urologist than you, father.

Keep your eyes wide open, understand?

Touche.

I chose ob/gyn to make money.

He didn't show up today either.

I almost forget how he looks like.

Listen, Dr. Gil. Your father didn't get in your way.

He must have worried about you a lot.

How could he have done that if he was worried about me?

But eventually

he will give you credit for who you are.

Shall we order another dish?

Something not spicy...

Don't you have any traumatic experiences as a doctor?

Nothing special.

Don't be like that! I told you everything!

Did you?

How about...

Cheers!

I heard a lot about you, Sung-gi.

It's finally good to meet you.

The sauce is made of Thai chilli.

- Try it, it's really good. - It's alright.

Please.

You should try it, ma'am.

I'm allergic to the spicy food.

Made in heaven of two not putting up with the spicy?

I have a question.

What do you think of dating a doctor?

It won't do harm as we have same profession.

- And what if he's a doctor with flaw? - What kind of flaw?

Well...

- How about... - Let's change the subject.

Either for marriage or for just a relationship...

love is important but

sex is equally is important, isn't it?

Sure, it is.

That's right.

But what if the man is impotent? Can you go out with him?

Well...I'll have to think about that.

You're not dating a guy only in a platonic way.

And impotence is curable if the cause is renovascular.

But most of cases, it is psychological.

And it makes it very difficult to be cured.

I will have to pray desperately if he were not mine.

And concealing impotence between a couple is wrong, right?

Sure, it can be a ground for divorce.

Did you know it then?

That he's impotent.

Sung-gi! Wait!

Sung-gi!

I am sorry.

I truly am. I didn't know.

Are you telling the same shit to your own patients?

I didn't mean any harm saying that.

I know you're a real catch.

And I do have feelings for you.

So please don't be so mad.

Please?

The night when you were drunk and spent together.

I didn't do you simply because I couldn't get it up, you see?

There's no reason for you to have feelings for me now.

What did you say?

I didn't want to protect you, I just couldn't get it up!

What's wrong with you, Doctor Gil!

Please wake up!

Are you okay?

Didn't you know she's allergic to capsaicin?

And you did CPR to her? Are you insane?

How the hell could I know?

What are you doing?

I am fine now.

Stay in bed a bit longer.

I am a doctor. I know about my conditions.

I didn't say you wouldn't know.

I just said to take rest.

Why are you doing this to me?

I didn't do you because I couldn't get it up!

I didn't protect you.

TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR PERSONAL REASONS

I thought you were in a deadly condition

to close the clinic.

What brought you here?

You heartless thing.

Does a mom need a reason to come to her daughter's?

Turn the TV on.

Today we have Doctor Gil Joon-won

who won the best scholarship award

at the World Urology Academy.

He became the winner for his achievement

in innovating the laparoscope operation.

Congratulations again, doctor.

You're the first Korean to receive this award.

Yes, thank you.

I am most pleased that

I could complete the research that my late father had begun.

I heard that

it took 15 long years to complete this study.

But you won't stop here. What's your next project?

I will get my new research begun.

If I got too old before I could finish this study,

my daughter might inherit it and would finish it.

That is what I sincerely wish.

If your daughter is the urologist,

you're a urologist family for three generations.

That is right.

When she first told me to become the urologist,

I was worried if she gets hurt by the prejudices of others.

But it now seems that she has made an excellent doctor.

Congratulations again for winning.

And thank you for your time today.

Next news...

The world ratings agency, Moody's announced today...

You came to show me this?

I hope you will have a daughter exactly like you.

Then you'll understand what is to be parents.

I'd get going.

Stay. I will make you dinner.

91 1? There's a car accident and the driver is expecting mother.

It's emergency.

Please hurry.

Are you okay?

Hello, open your eyes!

Can you hear me?

Wake up!

Damn...

The waters already broke! The baby is soon coming.

Anyone...

Please help her, doctor.

You will be alright, the doctor's here.

Please hold.

What are you doing? I said to help us!

- Please hold a bit! - Looks like it's coming out!

Is it?

What are you doing?

- You're an obstetrician! - I can't deliver!

I already see the head!

I will do that.

- Check on the mother, please. - Yes.

Come here and help, please!

The pulse is falling.

We will have to do the cesarean operation.

It's too risky. She can go into shock.

We could lose both if we don't get the timing right.

Give her the injection for induced labor.

Doctor!

Check out the contractions.

It stopped now.

Ma'am, please don't lose it.

You should wake up!

Stay with me!

Please take two deep breaths.

Exhale deeply and slowly... Then push!

FETAL DEATH AT 23:26

How did it go? Are they both okay?

Yes.

- It is a boy. - What?

Why don't you see him yourself?

Thank you so much for help.

Don't mention it.

The baby we had together is a healthy boy.

What have you lost?

- You really have to go now? - I am a busy person, too.

Shin-seol!

Open the door. I know you're in there.

Shin-seol!

Shin-seol!

- You think I left in your house? - It must be there.

Found it!

I forget things too much lately.

Look, Shin-seol,

I know you're in there!

Listen...

I have thought about it a lot.

And it seems like I love you.

Me, Wang Sung-gi

loves you, Gil Sin-seol.

But you know what?

There's another thing

I couldn't tell you as I felt a bit ashamed.

- I am the Roly Poly, in fact. - Roly Poly?

You know what I mean. I am that Roly Poly.

You do listen to me, right?

You see...

My heart here is beating, Sin-seol.

You make my heart beat so bad.

And I couldn't get it up, not once for 7 years.

But the night we spent together,

it got up real hard.

I'm telling the truth! You got mine up!

To get him the first erection in 7 years? Impressive!

It's not like that. He must be crazy.

I will wrap up real soon, please.

What's wrong with you? Stop it.

Give me that.

And go back inside!

You know what?

The chilli power was not originally from Korea.

So there's nothing wrong

about a Korean who cannot eat spicy food.

In fact, I don't like it either. I hate spicy food.

I will never eat it.

What are you doing? So embarrassing.

What's so proud about not being able to get it up!

I got it up, I told you!

At the night we spent together.

Ease your temper a bit.

Hold on.

How do you like me?

If you don't dislike me too much, how about going out with me?

No, you should go out with me.

Answer me!

- Hold on, wait. - Now what?

Wait...

It's alright.

I haven't eaten it since.

I haven't eaten that quite a while!

So please... I don't want to go to hospital!

It's all clear, I said. So please open your mouth!

Wait, there are eyes watching. How about going inside?

- Are you ready? - Yes.

I'm late, let's go.

Let me help you with the tie.

- Good. - Let's go! We're already late.

What?

I am really late!

Didn't you lie about impotence?

I don't envy the princess who met her prince charming anymore.

I've met my own prince charming. Our love is sweeter than ever.

And on top of that...

this fabulous man gets it up only for me!

Damn.

Oh my god! I am so sorry.

Are you okay?

It doesn't look so bad.

- It hurts like hell, you bastard! - Why are you cursing at me?

- Three, two, one! - One more time!

I thought you'd miss this, too.

Father!

- I see the head, doctor! - Head, right, head!

It's coming out!

Push one more time.

Three

Two... One!

One last time!

Three, Two... One!

Honey, there she is. It's princess!

Honey, I made it!