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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,640 All incidents and characters in this film are fictitious, bear no resemblance 2 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,000 No birds or animals were harmed during the making of this film 3 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:51,560 "O' cud-chewing beloved bovine" 4 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,680 "I came to sing this folk song of mine" 5 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,760 "Listening to my song, give me forever" 6 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:06,040 "Your milk, nectarous flavor which I can distribute all over" 7 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,560 "My precious cow, this song is for you" 8 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:14,520 "With Goddess Saraswathi's blessings true" 9 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:22,000 "Listening to this sweet melody Give me milk plenty from your body" 10 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:28,640 "Give me daily pure milk abundantly" 11 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,160 Eat to your heart's content 12 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,200 You give only 1300 ml of milk daily Not a drop more not a drop less! 13 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:40,640 With the present inflation, to dig a well he is asking for a king's ransom! 14 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,680 'By the time I finish this I'll be dead as a door nail' 15 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,840 Fat hopes to think it was gold! 16 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,800 Uncle, is milk ready? 17 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,120 Coming, dear 18 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:40,240 'Whether I milk my cows or not you are here at the crack of dawn!' 19 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,920 'Bunny rabbit' 20 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,160 Uncle, will you give me a bunny? 21 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,760 You look like a bunny yourself 22 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,880 'No, I can't give' 23 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,080 Get lost then! 24 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,200 I used a new vessel just for you 25 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,080 Hold it tight so it doesn't spill 26 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,600 Look over there! The bunny has fallen into the pit 27 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,800 'Aiyaiyo! It has become a habit for him' 28 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,760 I lied to you Just like that 29 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,440 Get lost, madcap jenny! 30 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,040 'I milked only 1300 milliliter It has flowed all the way here' 31 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,960 'Doesn't make sense at all' 32 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,720 'Milk is flowing nonstop!!' 33 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,880 'This bowl is generating milk of its own accord continuously' 34 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,000 'Let me check this cauldron' 35 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,800 'If the bowl is held upside down the magic doesn't work' 36 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,520 'Now it works, huh?' 37 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,160 'Few Years Later' 38 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,680 'How has the milkman hit the jackpot all of a sudden?' 39 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,880 Are you sure no one is in there? 40 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:17,400 I know, because the owner has gone to the next village to preside over a function 41 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,120 There's just 1 brass vessel 42 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:01,680 If he has this under lock and key it may be a brass coated gold bowl 43 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,280 Let us take it Just in case 44 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,560 'Who is that?' 45 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,280 - Thief! - Nab him 46 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,160 'Catch hold of him' 47 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,440 'Thief...thief!' 48 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,760 'Get him' 49 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,080 'Hey, stop there' 50 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,280 'Get him' 51 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:42,280 'Jackpot' [magic vessel] 52 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,680 Ragul, where did you get this plant? 53 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:54,880 What is it, son? 54 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,080 Sitting here with a plant in the center of the hall? 55 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,320 Don't raise your voice 56 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,120 After 3 days 100 rupee notes will bloom from this plant 57 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,320 In his dreams! 58 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,920 Have you lost your mind? 59 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,040 You think I'm loony? 60 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,440 When currency notes blossom and you ask me to give you some 61 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,680 I'll have the last word then 62 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,240 I throw this out you'll be fine 63 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,360 Don't throw it, pa please tell him not to, ma 64 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,920 Let him admire this plant, just ignore 65 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,320 At least shift it to one corner 66 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,080 Aren't you my pet? Shift it to a corner 67 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,680 No, the seer told me to keep it in the center, right under the fan 68 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,200 'A seer told you?' 69 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:27,920 Yes, in 3 days, 100 rupee notes will blossom for sure, he assured me 70 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,760 How can this happen? 71 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,520 I told you not to conceive in August Did you trust my superstition? 72 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,320 Am I solely responsible?! 73 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,760 'Hey! Give me a glass of tea' 74 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:44,680 Rayappananna, you own a rice mill and you're sitting here like an orphan 75 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,680 Owner of a rice mill is just a name tag! 76 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,800 Go and tell my son Manasthan and daughter Manasthi right now 77 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,640 Somasundaram has kidnapped and killed me 78 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,680 I want to know how much they love me 79 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,480 That's so simple, I'll make it spread like wildfire 80 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,800 Inform them after 3 days 81 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,720 'Our bro will be dead after 3 days Shut down the shop, I say' 82 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,680 He is quick to rush me to the cemetery! 83 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,880 Hey! What are you up to? 84 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:14,480 I learnt a new mantra I'm trying that spell with this tea 85 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,640 Casting a spell, huh? 86 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:19,080 I am sitting here jobless Try your spell on me 87 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,000 - Shall I see if this magic works? - For sure, try your luck 88 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,280 Now what? I shouldn't yell at him? 89 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,160 Now what? You want to scold him? 90 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,560 Ragul, till your father calms down get an earful from him 91 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,080 Okay, pa Let out your fury 92 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,160 'Start' 93 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,880 Keep your hands to yourself Ragul is here 94 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,640 I was looking for him 95 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,640 It's day #2, money will start blooming tomorrow 96 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,080 Don't be a pest Come back to bed 97 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,400 Where does he keep disappearing? 98 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,040 He is into farming now 99 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,400 You'll be late for school Go, take a shower 100 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,200 Only if I throw this out- 101 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,600 Ma, as if I was breeding pigs! 102 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,040 'It is just a plant' 103 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,040 'What are you searching now?' 104 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,360 'Only when he has to leave for school he'll frantically hunt for something' 105 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,240 What are you doing? 106 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,600 If ants climb on to the leaves they will eat up all the rupees 107 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,800 That's why I'm sprinkling ant killer powder 108 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,640 My money...my money 109 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,080 Lie down, loony! 110 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,080 AMMA! 111 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:11,880 Amma! I told you, didn't I? Both of you didn't believe me 112 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,600 Did you see this? Open your eyes and see? 113 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,080 My money plant gave me 100 rupees! 114 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,400 'Is this a real 'money' plant?' 115 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,600 Don't be a nutcase I stuck it so he doesn't get disappointed 116 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,880 You are truly great, dear 117 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,000 'Kabir Bhai Biriyani Stall' 118 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,440 What's so great about this? 119 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,520 I knew very well he would stick it if I enacted this whole drama 120 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,720 I was the one who gave you the idea 121 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,280 How many times to tell you? 1st you must buy a token 122 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,520 How can you harp on a token when she is so hungry? 123 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,160 Serve 'biriyani' first 124 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,680 Masha, we don't have money How are you ordering? 125 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,240 We will deal with that later Aren't you hungry? 126 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,200 1st let us quieten the growls in your stomach 127 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,480 What is it? 128 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,600 I have to pay my school fees, Masha My shoes are worn out completely 129 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,480 My teacher wants me to get new ones 130 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,520 We'll do that 131 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,480 Even my uniform is torn 132 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,200 Even that has to be bought 133 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,320 We'll do that too 134 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,000 - Masha, aren't you eating? - You eat first 135 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,360 - 'Bhai...bhai' - What, Iyer? 136 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,040 Rowdy Manasthan's father died it seems Unruly elements are creating a ruckus 137 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,680 Our Joseph's shop has been damaged badly Bring down the shutter at once 138 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,160 Hey! Go...go Clear out 139 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,440 Bhai, close shop Rayappan is dead 140 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,600 Clear out 141 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,080 Bhai, where is my 'biriyani'? 142 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,800 Rowdy Manasthan's father is dead You want to eat 'biriyani'?! 143 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,480 Get up, God is great! 144 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,240 Madam, money 145 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,280 Manasthan's father is dead How can you think of money?! 146 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,240 'Aiyo! God knows how he died' 147 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,720 'Ticket...show me your ticket' 148 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,040 Your limbs are fine 149 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,680 Hello! I'm not a beggar Show me your ticket 150 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,040 Sir, ticket? 151 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,320 Hurrying to catch the ticket I forgot to buy a train! 152 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,440 What are you blabbering? 153 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,440 Pay a fine of Rs 5000 Stand aside and wait 154 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,040 I have only 2000 with me 155 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,360 Take this and let me go, sir 156 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,520 Please, sir 157 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,160 Arun 158 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:43,160 You were so pissed off with me, I knew you would've forgotten to buy the ticket 159 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,920 That's why I bought your ticket also 160 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,600 Here, sir Both our tickets 161 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,440 Come 162 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:55,960 Who are you, madam? 163 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,960 If you hadn't come I would've been forced to pay 2000 to him 164 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,040 Thanks a ton 165 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,080 It's a legal offense to travel without ticket 166 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,960 How could you grab my money like that? 167 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,120 Wait, return my money All this is atrocious 168 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,880 True, it is atrocious 169 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,840 But if I hadn't come there you would've coughed up 5000 170 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,680 Or else you'll be behind bars, bro 171 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,680 - That's right - Whichever way you see it 172 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,680 - You stand to gain - What logic! 173 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,600 She paid 5 bucks and flicked my 2000! 174 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,920 Madam, can I work for you? 175 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,000 'Poor kiddo He has fallen' 176 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,120 'Come, let us give him a hand' 177 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,600 'Is he hurt?' 178 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,960 Oh gawd! My eggs 179 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,240 My eggs are all broken 180 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,440 How will I face my owner? 181 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,760 Aiyo! My boss is short tempered 182 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,960 He'll beat me black and blue and kill me today 183 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,920 It was an accident How can he blame you? 184 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,640 Go and explain to him what happened 185 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,160 It's only 10 days since I joined duty, akka 186 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,440 If he gets to know about this 187 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:28,400 '...he'll deduct this from my salary and sack me, akka' 188 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,400 Keep this 189 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,520 No, akka 190 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,600 I have only this much 191 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,400 Try to convince him with this 192 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,480 If I had more cash on me I would've definitely helped you 193 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,280 - Take care - Thanks 194 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:20,680 'It is cruel; most oppressive curse Poverty in childhood is even worse' 195 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,960 'Lakshmi Provision Store' 196 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,640 What is this? 197 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,040 Collection is even less than yesterday 198 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,720 People waiting in the bus stand are not millionaires, Masha 199 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,960 'That's all I got' 200 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,760 Just 1150, whom are you trying to hoodwink, eh? 201 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,480 So you don't trust me 202 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,720 That's all you'll get for the rotten eggs you gave 203 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,720 I didn't get a single paisa more than 1150 rupees 204 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,680 Trying to pull a fast one on me? 205 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,040 Yellow shirt 50 Blue shirt 100 206 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,800 Baldie 200 Red 'churidhar' 100 207 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,080 Violet sari 100 Black shirt 100 208 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,040 White 'dhoti' 50 Red sari 50 209 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,040 Silk sari 100 Black jeans 200 210 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,680 Red Tshirt girl 200 Floral 'churidhar' 100 211 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:39,080 Horn-rimmed specs female 100 Plus my contribution 100 212 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,000 'That's the way, Akshu' 213 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,680 You rob innocent people for such rotten eggs 214 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,360 Don't you think it's wrong? 215 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,600 What is wrong? 216 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,880 When they gave you money 217 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,200 ...lift your head a little and think back on what they did 218 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,400 'This is the present plight of India' 219 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,880 If you share within 10 seconds Lady Luck will smile on you 220 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,080 Top priority Please share immediately 221 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,720 This is our beloved Land of Bharata! 222 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,320 Share if you are a true Indian 223 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,880 One who doesn't share this is an anti-Indian 224 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,880 Wretched hypocrites! 225 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,760 We are cheating those who donate for sheer self glorification 226 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,440 If we can give them the joy of a few 'likes' and 'shares' 227 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,400 ...whatever we did is not a crime at all 228 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:33,360 "Live it up, rock and roll Play games, enjoy heart & soul" 229 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:38,800 "I'll slink away after playing silently Lady star's games prudently" 230 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,480 "My money is in my pocket Your cash in your wallet" 231 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,360 "It is 'yours truly' if I pickpocket quietly" 232 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,080 "I'll cheat in my area boldly and swagger swearing loudly" 233 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,920 "When I walk past loss is all yours, alas!" 234 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,760 "When we rejoice rockets light up the sky" 235 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,520 "Whole city will revel with our sister special" 236 00:19:55,600 --> 00:20:01,080 "Don't have many pockets on you I'll flick your cash with your shirt too" 237 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:06,720 "She's a hero, so a shero Shero is as good as a hero" 238 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:12,280 "Jo on the go, if shero shows up To fun and frolic just no hiccup" 239 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:17,800 "Shero, she has a golden halo No need hero, she'll ace the show" 240 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:23,280 "Jo on the go, if shero turns up Larks and pranks swing to the top" 241 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,120 "My money is in my pocket Your cash in your wallet" 242 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,920 "It is 'yours truly' if I pickpocket quietly" 243 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,640 "I'll cheat in my area boldly and swagger swearing loudly" 244 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,480 "When I walk past loss is all yours, alas!" 245 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,240 "Even if you pile real high pancakes up to the sky" 246 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,040 "You can eat in the end only to your stomach's content" 247 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:45,520 "Even if you're a hero in films umpteen you can't be in every shot and scene" 248 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:51,080 "She's a hero, so a shero Shero is as good as a hero" 249 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:56,800 "Jo on the go, if shero shows up To fun and frolic just no hiccup" 250 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,840 "Kick your heels" 251 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,240 "Rock & roll!" 252 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:13,520 "She's a mischievous birdie; tiny chilli When she speaks delightfully spicy" 253 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:18,920 "Slippery as an eel, fast as a deer if you miss, you can never catch her" 254 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,520 "Even the righteous when they see cash they dive for it; their values crash" 255 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:30,040 "Really my head spins dizzy Right and wrong confuse me" 256 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:35,560 "Why buy trouble is never our motto Fortune favors us pronto" 257 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:41,040 "Even if you loot the whole town and hoard you can't stash it; so don't go overboard" 258 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:46,560 "She's a hero, so a shero Shero is as good as a hero" 259 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:52,240 "Jo on the go, if shero shows up To fun and frolic just no hiccup" 260 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:57,760 "Shero, she has a golden halo No need hero, she'll ace the show" 261 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:03,400 "Jo on the go, if shero turns up Larks and pranks swing to the top" 262 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,800 "Have a blast!" 263 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,960 'Way to go, lass!' 264 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,040 Your daughter has already been diagnosed as suffering from agelast 265 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,680 I am reiterating the same 266 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,960 Even a 2nd or 3rd opinion will concur with this 267 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,240 'Only 1 in a million suffer from this inability to smile' 268 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,320 'Such people won't laugh even at the funniest joke' 269 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,520 This can't be treated immediately 270 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,680 It is a gradual long drawn process 271 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,360 Smile is the best jewel for a girl 272 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,520 I don't know what to do if I can't adorn her with it 273 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,920 'I have never seen her smile' 274 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,600 I'm worried about her future 275 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,720 'Don't worry, in some incident your daughter will definitely smile' 276 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,240 It will be the most beautiful smile 277 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,400 Thank you, doctor 278 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,160 Shall we go? 279 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,000 How is she to look at? 280 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,960 Will she be as pretty as my girl? 281 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,560 Don't joke 282 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,840 How can you even compare your ugly girlfriend with my sweetheart? 283 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,400 I'm sparing you because it's your birthday 284 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,720 My girl and I will look like Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma 285 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,720 Virat Kohli! 286 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,440 My grandma always said 'a crow thinks its chick is a swan' 287 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,560 You are a crow for sure 288 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,160 But she is not a swan 289 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,560 Your girl is ugly duckling of this world for sure 290 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,640 - Hey! Listen - Happy birthday, Ragul 291 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,360 Do you know she's a medical miracle? 292 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,680 Who is this? 293 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,760 How do I know her? 294 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,840 My girlfriend 295 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,800 Is this why you called me to surprise your friend? 296 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,040 He meant my 2nd girlfriend, not you 297 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,080 I'll buy your favorite candy, honey 298 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,120 I got a girlfriend online with difficulty You disconnected us half way through 299 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,440 You'll rot in hell for ruining my love, get lost! 300 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,760 You moron! 301 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,760 Ragul, happy birthday 302 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,440 'Where are you?' 303 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,080 Anitha, I'm bathing 304 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,120 Okay 305 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,400 'Good times await you' 306 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,880 'Goddess Lakshmi will walk in here' 307 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,720 My aunt will wake up for sure if she hears this soothsayer 308 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,200 I've kept your birthday gift here 309 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,040 See you next month, bye 310 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,480 Anitha, 1 minute, I'm coming 311 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,760 'Good tidings await you' 312 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,760 'Oracle of Goddess Jakkamma Your bride will walk through this door' 313 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,160 Bloody dog! Your ill-timed words chased my bride-to-be 314 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,840 Don't malign me with cuss words 315 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,080 Even if she doesn't match up to my personality 316 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,040 ...you know how tough it was to hook her! 317 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,960 You ruined my life, barging in like a bear in Lord Shiva's penance 318 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,160 Take your hands off 319 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,920 You're committing a grave mistake Apologize to me 320 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,080 What will you do if I don't? 321 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,160 If I shake this drum in front of my face 322 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,520 ...how you'll wish you can turn back the clock! 323 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,760 Bunkum! 324 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,120 I'm asking you one last time Beg Jakkamma's pardon 325 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,880 Then I'll be considerate and spare you 326 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,520 I'll consider how to be inconsiderate! 327 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:22,320 In another 2 minutes you'll come looking for me panting like a dog 328 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,280 Praise be to Jakkamma 329 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,120 You scared me! Hey! Get lost 330 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,080 Madcap! Thinks he is Oracle of Delphi! 331 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,680 'Bad tidings will torture you Bad hair days ahead of you' 332 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,960 'Why is the pant so tight?' 333 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,440 'Did she buy the wrong size?' 334 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,160 'Let me at least try the tshirt' 335 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,480 'My head is stuck now' 336 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,080 Aiyo! 337 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,040 Aiyaiyo! 338 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,120 Good lord! My hair!! 339 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,520 'You'll come looking for me panting like a dog' 340 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,360 Aiyo! 341 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,480 I made my face bloat stuffing my feet into my mouth 342 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,280 Where will I go looking for him? 343 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,600 Where the hell did you disappear? 344 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,160 I can't carry all these extra flabs! 345 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:59,680 'Shut up, you dog!' 346 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,800 'I am myself in such a tizzy over my new image!' 347 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,720 'Where the hell are you?' 348 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,320 'Daddy, mummy' 349 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,760 My father's shirt 350 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,120 His shirt will fit me right 351 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,160 Beggar of the 1st order! His shirts are all old 352 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,920 He has made me ridicule even my own father! 353 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,160 How will I step out with this ugly face? 354 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,760 Maybe all this is a dream? 355 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,200 'Let me see if I get my old face when I wake up!' 356 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,520 Here 357 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,800 - He said he was going to Bangalore - Door is open 358 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,720 He forgot to lock the house Your son is so irresponsible 359 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,720 [loud snore] 360 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,360 Who is he, dear? 361 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,720 Who is this sprawled in our hall- 362 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,560 - Thief! - Let me check 363 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,080 Is this an exhibition? 364 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,800 - Call the police - Go 365 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,600 That's the creature we told you about 366 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,240 Look how he's sleeping, sir 367 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,320 'Hey! Get up' 368 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:13,240 - Tired after stealing, huh? - Good morning, sir 369 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,560 Appa...amma! 370 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,560 Look at my plight 371 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,680 I am your son Ragul 372 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,200 Hey! Who is he? 373 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,760 - Why are you asking me? - Is he your son? 374 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,360 Why have you raised him like this? 375 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,920 You named him just 5 letters and fed him 5 gallons of milk? 376 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,840 Does he resemble either of us? 377 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,080 Who are you? How do you know my son's name? 378 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,520 I am your son, ma 379 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,440 Arrest him, sir, he has helped himself to my shirt 380 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,360 'Wonder what else is missing!' 381 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,880 Appa, amma, listen to me I swear I'm your son, Ragul 382 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,120 I derided a soothsayer, that too mildly 383 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,680 He cast a spell on me 384 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,760 You look like a soothsayer yourself 385 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,120 How can you call your own son that? 386 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,440 You look like their uncle How can he be your father? 387 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,000 I am their son, sir 388 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,440 Get up, squatting like a tortoise! 389 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,800 - Take him away at once - They are my parents 390 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,440 If you came to steal, you should've left at once 391 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,960 Have the gall to sleep here Push him into our jeep 392 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,040 This is my home and they are my parents, let me go, sir 393 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,200 Which island are you from? 394 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,760 Sentinel in Andamans? 395 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,000 Before you ask me, look at yourself in the mirror 396 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,640 I've seen my face day in and day out 397 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,320 - Please listen to me, sir - Why should I? 398 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:26,080 I know of thieves who will beg to be released 399 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,800 You call them 'amma, appa' instead Is this a new trend? 400 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,680 Take off that mask 401 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,600 This isn't a mask, sir 402 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,600 A wretched soothsayer changed my face 403 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,440 - Why that strange look? - Did you look like hero Ajith earlier? 404 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:40,600 Carbon copy, sir 405 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,520 Spinning a ghost story to us, huh? 406 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,680 1st you stop spinning your wheels 407 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,640 'Looks like a higher official's car' 408 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,120 'Here she comes!' 409 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,440 Park the bike somewhere inside 410 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,560 Wow! 411 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,280 Police bike, dismantle all the parts immediately 412 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,480 Make it fast 413 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,880 - What do you think? - Super! 414 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,800 What is this? 415 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,640 My heart 416 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,840 Take it 417 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,120 You and your silly heart! 418 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,400 'That's all' 419 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,640 Ready, boys 420 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,520 'My loving gift to Masha' 421 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,120 'Aiyo baldie!' 422 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,440 Stop! 423 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,080 How is it? 424 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,680 What does he lack in life? 425 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,200 His voice gives me strife! 426 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,360 Hit you, quail head! 427 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,680 Listening to our threats today Somasundaram should flee from this state 428 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,240 That's impossible, bro 429 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,320 Why jinx my wish even before it gets fulfilled 430 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,600 3 is not our lucky # Only 5 is lucky 431 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,840 Nothing will work out if 3 of us travel with an aim 432 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,720 Even to the moon only 3 astronauts went 433 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,800 3 in Tamil is 'moonu' So # fits well 434 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,720 Did they bring back gold? 435 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,280 All they brought was sand 436 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,800 Bro, look a girl wants a lift 437 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,200 'We got the magic number 5' 438 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,760 Let's give the girl a lift, bro 439 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,560 How will that be 5? 440 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,720 We can find a 5th passenger, bro 441 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,200 Is this a share auto to pick up passengers on the way? 442 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,840 Okay, fine Stop the car 443 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,280 'Vanakkam', sir 444 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,440 We'll get down at the plains 445 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,840 Can you give us a lift? 446 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,400 How many are 'we'? 447 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,480 Me and my guru Babjima 448 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,000 - Babji? - Yes, sir 449 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:20,440 Minister Sambasivam waiting to see us secretly 450 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,400 Why is he waiting for you? 451 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,520 To ask Babjima if he will get the chief minister's posting 452 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,200 I can myself tell him he won't get that post 453 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,440 - Why do you bother? - How can you say this? 454 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,680 If he can't even arrange a car for you what will he achieve as CM? 455 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,560 He asked us to take a bus without anyone's knowledge 456 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,480 But we had a minor problem in the bus and the conductor asked us to get down 457 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,120 'We've been waiting for long and no sight of any vehicle' 458 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,560 'Please help us, sir' 459 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,600 Okay, get in Call your 'Bhajji' 460 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,280 - Seeress - Babjima 461 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,080 'They offered us a lift just as you prophesied' 462 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,160 Come on 463 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,480 'Get in' 464 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,400 Come, Babjima Hurry up, slow coach! 465 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,320 'Look at the jug she's holding and the golden halo' 466 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,640 Welcome, seeress 467 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,080 'Vanakkam', Babjima 468 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,240 Open the door for her 469 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,640 She's sanctifying our car This 'Bhajji'ma must be very orthodox 470 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,040 Please get in 471 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,160 Drive on 472 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,400 Why is she sleeping from when she got in? 473 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,800 She's meditating 474 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,680 ' - Meditation? - Tumbler, shut up' 475 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,600 Why did the bus driver ask you to get down? 476 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,760 Babjima in her enlightened state shared a hidden truth 477 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,160 And what truth was that? 478 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,600 She told the conductor 'You've married the driver's sister' 479 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,520 'Then why are you drooling behind Girija?' she asked 480 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,080 The driver heard that and fought with the conductor 481 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,360 And forced to get down in the middle of nowhere 482 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,200 She thinks so deeply, huh? 483 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,080 Looks like she'll dig out a big pile of truth 484 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:59,080 We can ask Babjima if our threats on Somasundaram will work out in our favor 485 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,920 Before you threaten him he'll close your chapter 486 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,040 Bhajji-ma, you gave me a heart attack! 487 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,880 Halt near the forest 488 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,240 We'll get down here 489 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,200 She just said something important 490 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,480 Hey! Can't you wait? He'll be so alert when least required! 491 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,120 'Bhajji'ma, you made my heart almost stop 492 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,400 Somasundaram tortured me too much 493 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,960 Tell me a way to teach him a lesson 494 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,600 I must make him stand 'new' sometime in his life 495 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,880 New? 496 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,280 As in first time? 497 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,080 With no clothes on him 498 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,040 - Oh! Nude, you mean? - Yes, that's right 499 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,840 'This child wishes it What shall we do?' 500 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,480 Tumbler, she has started her mantra 501 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,360 - For you - Thank you 502 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,240 Will this neem be enough to teach Somu a lesson? 503 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,520 Smell this and inhale 504 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,080 Look up at the sky 505 00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,720 Spit it out with your head held high 506 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,600 How is that possible? 507 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,720 - Look up and spit - Just obey her command 508 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,560 - Very good - Your problems will be solved 509 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,320 Thank you very much, 'Bhajji'ma 510 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,720 Somu, I'll get you 511 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,840 I'll reduce you to this root 512 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,000 Spit, doesn't matter if your face gets covered with saliva 513 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,800 But obey 'Bhajji'ma's words 514 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,200 Why do I feel so cold all of a sudden? 515 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,280 Why are you sitting like this? 516 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,800 'Bro, didn't you look at yourself?' 517 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,280 'Where is your gold chain?' 518 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,080 'Watch and ring also missing' 519 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,560 Babjima must have chanted the wrong mantra 520 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,480 Shut up! Let's get into the car 521 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,520 - Where's my car? - Aiyo! Car is missing 522 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,960 'They have duped us' 523 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,320 'They ditched us in this forest and whizzed away in my car' 524 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,880 We can't even hitch hike 525 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,880 Let's call and tell your sister, bro 526 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,200 That's right, bro 527 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,520 They stripped only our dress My sister will skin us alive 528 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,080 What do we do now? 529 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,680 'Auto driver, collect your fare later' 530 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,400 What is this disguise? Why are you dressed like this? 531 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,080 Bro met a seer to ensure you give birth to a baby boy 532 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,280 He gave this herbal dress and asked us to hang it like a festoon 533 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,080 - Which seer does he mean? - Never heard of a herbal dress 534 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,480 5 is your lucky # You could've taken 2 more people 535 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,400 I would've tied festoons in all 5 doorways 536 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,480 'As if he listens!' 537 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,080 - She'll hang me with her blind faith - Where are you off to? 538 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,080 'You must 1st go to our prayer room' 539 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,160 Why are you going to the bathroom? 540 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,040 You ladies cry in the bedroom when you have a problem 541 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,040 'We men go into the loo to cry if we have a problem' 542 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,080 Why are you covered even more? 543 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,800 I usually wear full sleeve shirts, right? 544 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:07,680 If he wears a herbal dress will I get a baby boy? 545 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,920 'Yes, organic dress' 546 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,400 - You bloody female - 'Did you call me?' 547 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,240 She heard me, huh? I can't even cry in peace 548 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,120 'I'll get even with you wherever you are' 549 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,520 [scene from 'Petta'] 550 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,160 If you stand and create such a ruckus how can we watch the film? 551 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,840 You expect me to sit and watch my hero's opening scene? 552 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,480 'What audacity!' 553 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,320 I didn't ask 554 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,760 No...no 555 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,560 - How dare you! - Don't hit me 556 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,920 Trying to undermine me? 557 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,280 Who told you to ask? Will you ask? 558 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,880 I won't ask hereafter 559 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,360 Get up 560 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,280 'I know what to do with you' 561 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,520 Just go die 562 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,320 Hey! Who asked you to come here? 563 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,880 Why are you glaring at me? 564 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,520 Who told you to come here? 565 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,360 Why aren't you in uniform? 566 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,040 Go and wear your uniform 567 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,000 'This isn't a theater Get into your uniform' 568 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,560 Go inside 569 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,000 Come in 570 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,600 Hey! Why are you crowding here? 571 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,680 Clear out 572 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,360 What happened? 573 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,120 I slipped and fell 574 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,800 'Please knuckle crackle for me' 575 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,640 Isn't this also a new experience? 576 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,760 Being free birds we should visit many new places 577 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,400 This is the only place we never visited 578 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,720 Advocate, where the hell are you? 579 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,440 Come here Make it fast 580 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,240 Ouch! 581 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:05,800 When everyone kept quiet and just watched you saved me from that she-devil 582 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,280 You have a heart of gold 583 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,480 You come across as a good girl How did you land up here? 584 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,760 'Don't ask me to share my sob story' 585 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:22,480 Sunderapandi is an inspector in my hometown 586 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:26,120 He's a real bad cop who will threaten everyone and grab their money 587 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,680 He will threaten even innocent children 588 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,440 'You go to school, right? Pay my usual 'bata' then' 589 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,760 'He was torturing everyone' 590 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,280 I saw him harassing a pregnant flower girl 591 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,560 That's why I hit him 592 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,720 And landed here 593 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,880 How dare you hit me, inspector Sunderapandi? 594 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,480 Forget that 595 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,280 What crime did you commit? 596 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,120 I had an 'idli' shop of my own 597 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,920 Did they put you behind bars for owning an 'idli' shop? 598 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,080 Not that, dear 599 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,040 Daily I used to clean the dishes in the river nearby 600 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,160 'On one such occasion I found a vessel' 601 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,720 I stored my 'idlis' in it and sold them 602 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,880 The 'idlis' didn't decrease at all 603 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,560 Don't you know to make good 'idlis'? 604 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,800 The workers in the rice mill next door frequented only my shop 605 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,000 'I kept serving them 'idlis' from the vessel I found in the river' 606 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,520 It kept increasing Didn't lessen at all 607 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,040 'I was thoroughly baffled' 608 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,000 'If I turn the vessel upside down it won't multiply' 609 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,280 Then what happened? 610 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,240 'I dropped a hundred rupee note inside' 611 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,760 'The notes started multiplying continuously' 612 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,400 'I was so stunned, dear' 613 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,360 Oh my God! 614 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,000 Where is that vessel now? 615 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,240 I was scared someone might beat me up and grab that magic vessel from me 616 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:39,040 'I dug a hole 3' deep and buried it in the cattleshed of Mr Rayappan's rice mill' 617 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,840 'I took the money I got from the vessel' 618 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,000 And went to deposit it in the bank like I usually do 619 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,080 The manager wanted to meet me 620 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,920 I went into his cabin and I am in here now 621 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,880 Why? 622 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,840 He said the serial numbers are identical on the notes and put me behind bars 623 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,040 A calf is tied in that shed 624 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,600 Near that post to our right 625 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,800 'I have buried it 3' deep over there' 626 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,360 I have only few more years to live 627 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,440 You are good hearted social workers 628 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,560 This vessel should reach good hands like yours 629 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,480 Go and take that magic vessel 630 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:32,960 'Use it for your social service' 631 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,840 All that's fine 632 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,680 Why did that warden beat you mercilessly? 633 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,360 Simple request, dear 634 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,840 All I asked her was if she will iron my sari? 635 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,280 Is that wrong? 636 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:55,120 She beat me up so ruthlessly for that simple request of mine, dear 637 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,960 I don't blame her for losing her temper 638 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,480 'She could have struck a few more blows' 639 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,880 'We beat up that poor soul not knowing the facts of the case' 640 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,320 [sobbing loudly] 641 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:10,440 "Life is a disguise without question Where is true affection?" 642 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,160 Sathish...? 643 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,760 'Who is that bear-head?' 644 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,240 He has gone out of town He'll be back after 10 days 645 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,920 Why haven't you gone out of town too, honey? 646 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,840 This broom will speak Get lost, scumbag 647 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,000 Mad female! 648 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,840 Sweeping in the middle of the night 649 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,600 'Who are you?' 650 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,440 We are veterinary doctors 651 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,480 We are here to check if your cattle is disease free 652 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,360 Animal doctor, huh? Our bull is fine, you can leave 653 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,440 A new disease called 'Gupsa' is spreading now 654 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,560 We are here to vaccinate your bull 655 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,960 Will you take us to your cattle shed? 656 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,120 Don't bother me, madam Let that damn bull die for all I care 657 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,320 I swear, such a pest! 658 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,720 Yov! How dare you say this? 659 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,000 I'll report you to Blue Cross 660 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,880 Come in then I'll call the ambulance 661 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,520 You don't know about our Pinky 662 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,200 Pinky, huh? 663 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,680 Pinky is our bull 664 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,960 That is Pinky over there 665 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,080 Akshu 666 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,440 It looks like a holy terror 667 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,920 'It is a wild beast' 668 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,480 'It has gored the intestines of 75 people so far' 669 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,680 We won't even go near it to fill its water trough 670 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,440 We don't know how it is still alive 671 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,880 Hey! All of you go and hide You can witness an event 672 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,800 These 2 doctors want to meet Pinky 673 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,280 Why is he giving us the jitters? 674 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,560 Let's retrace our steps I'm really terrified 675 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,400 We can't achieve anything if we get scared easily 676 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,240 Our future lies under Pinky's hoof! 677 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,000 Do you have a shovel and crowbar? 678 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,960 Why do you want a shovel and crowbar when you are here to inject our bull? 679 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,960 We need to do an urine test on Pinky by shovelling the mud she has peed on 680 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Only then we can check A+, B+, cow boy + jersey milk = A1 B1 milk 681 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,720 Enough of your gibberish You want a shovel and spade? 682 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,200 Over there Help yourself 683 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,120 Do you want anything as your 'Last supper'? 684 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,120 'Last supper', huh? 685 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,320 - What will take time to prepare? - Tea 686 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,560 Okay, bring that But take your time 687 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,920 'Wonder what will happen!' 688 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:44,200 Will we land up in jail like that lady who dropped notes into that magic vessel? 689 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,800 Only if we drop currency we will get the same serial # 690 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:51,840 If we store gold and diamond we won't have any problem, Masha 691 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,400 If a drunkard gets hold of this vessel 692 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,680 ...he need not haunt a wine shop for his spirits! 693 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,920 Bad timing for your poor jokes, Masha 694 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,960 - This chap? - He owns this place? 695 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,040 Hey! Who is this? What are you doing here? 696 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,440 They want to ensure our Pinky doesn't have Gupsa, some new disease 697 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,720 They are naming diseases very creatively after this Dengue epidemic 698 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,040 Their height and weight look vaguely familiar 699 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,960 Let me see your faces 700 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,920 We are here to inject your bull 701 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,800 This bull shows scant respect even to good lookers 702 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,040 Imagine the reaction to your screwed up faces 703 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,880 As if he is Prince Charming! 704 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,200 Give me a prescription I can do the needful 705 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,920 If he recognizes us he will close our chapter! 706 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,360 Looks like a complicated medicine 707 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,480 Why have you written 'Amithabh Bachan'? 708 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,160 That isn't Amithabh Bachan 709 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,760 Amrutanjan Cold relief balm 710 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,320 How can Pinky be calmed with a balm? 711 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,400 How are you, Babjima? 712 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,880 I am doing good Are you fine? 713 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,560 Masha, will you zip your damn lips? 714 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,080 Bro, do you know who that lady is? 715 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,120 Babjima who grabbed our cars and stripped us to our birthday suit 716 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,240 Run, Masha! 717 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,560 Close the gate 718 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,200 Grab them! 719 00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:25,440 Shut the gate 720 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,200 Why are they posing like models? 721 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,560 Can't we get her if she hides in the car? 722 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,480 Save my car, I say 723 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,200 Hurry up 724 00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,960 Get the car...run 725 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,320 Bro, where are the doctors? They left without drinking tea 726 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,400 Aiyo! 727 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,480 I'm going in search of them Pour it in a flask and bring it 728 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,480 - Right away, bro - Son of a bloody buffalo! 729 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,560 'Wow! Masha is here' 730 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,640 Masha, my precious angel 731 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,600 Didn't Masha come with you? 732 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,040 Why are you bothered? Pay me for the car 733 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,560 Dhilip, get me a glass of tea 734 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,760 This deal is not for money I agreed only for Masha 735 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,600 Sit down 736 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,840 Masha is upset 737 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,080 Whaaat? 738 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,480 My darling moppet is upset? 739 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,760 You sure have a silver tongue 740 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,400 But what is the use? 741 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,560 Tell me what I should do I'll bend backwards for my Masha 742 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:05,240 Pinky that Masha's father reared is the apple of her eye 743 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:09,200 Afflicted by poverty her father sold Pinky 744 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,760 Masha saw Pinky in Manasthan's house 745 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,960 Pinky shed a stream of tears looking at Masha it seems 746 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,360 That's why Masha is thoroughly upset 747 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,920 Tell me where Pinky is 748 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,520 I will lift it with my left hand and give it to Masha in my right 749 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,000 You'll lift Pinky with your left hand? 750 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,920 Tar tin head! Do you know who is Pinky? 751 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,280 Her pet doggy, right? 752 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,000 - No - Meow! 753 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,080 Pet cat, right? That's even more easy 754 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,160 Pinky isn't even a pet! 755 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,360 - Then? - Bull from Kangeyam 756 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,280 Did I hear you right? 757 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,760 Masha is mine only if I tame that bull, huh? 758 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,480 If you want to impress Masha tomorrow is Masha's birthday 759 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,920 Somehow make sure you give her Pinky as gift 760 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,800 Where will I get such a big box to gift wrap that Pinky? 761 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,520 I don't know if you will stick it inside a box or tie it altogether? 762 00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:02,480 But if you bring Pinky to her Masha's feelings for you 763 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,280 Masha's feelings for me- 764 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,400 Get her Pinky and I will complete the sentence tomorrow 765 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,960 Oh my dear Maaaashaaa! 766 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,360 I love you 767 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,360 'I'll show you the real me tomorrow' 768 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,560 Just missed 769 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,600 But a successful miss! 770 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,120 Next try 771 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,400 - What is it? - He is back 772 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,000 Stop! 773 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,960 Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 774 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,800 Masha darling, happy birthday to you 775 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,440 My dear Masha 776 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,880 Muah! 777 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,200 'Baldie blockhead!' 778 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,160 How's that? Massive love, huh? 779 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:31,080 "A bud sheltered and unloved" 780 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,960 "Has bloomed now, shyness dissolved" 781 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,080 "Continuous chit chat-" 782 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,640 Hey Tar can! Kindly do not sing 783 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,040 Feels like a brick is being scraped into my ear! 784 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,800 Please...happy birthday 785 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,240 Did you bring my Pinky? 786 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,400 I've brought a special gift along with Pinky just for you 787 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,640 Come on 788 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,840 Wait...wait 789 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,560 Pinky will cry as soon as he sees me 790 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,320 I can't bear to see him so upset 791 00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,280 Most probably he will be sedated He won't be able to see you 792 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,200 - Have you tied him up? - Yes 793 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,720 Okay, then open the door 794 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,280 My special gift for you 795 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,560 You need someone to clean Pinky's dung 796 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,680 That's why I brought a servant boy along! 797 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,840 Aiyo! Baldie 798 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,640 This isn't my Pinky, baldie 799 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,240 Oh my goodness! 800 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,080 I don't want this, baldie 801 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:39,240 I don't want it at all 802 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,120 I went to the right address 803 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,440 I meant A.Manasthan 804 00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,800 This is E.Manasthan 805 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,320 FliEs make a bEEline to him! 806 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:47,440 Masha, wait for me 807 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,920 Masha, don't run away from me I can even get you a dinosaur 808 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,160 Mashaaa, Baldie has scored a double century! 809 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,920 Ready...let's rock! 810 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,360 What has happened? Why are you lamenting now? 811 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,320 'My husband is missing So also Pinky' 812 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,640 We've looked everywhere No sign of them 813 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,960 Did you look properly? 814 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,240 We are here for you Don't worry, he'll be safe 815 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,040 What to do now, Masha? 816 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,520 Shall we also go and join the lament? 817 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,560 Kidnapping bro is easy 818 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,560 But he took our Pinky along! 819 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,920 He must be a wizard! 820 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,320 We won't see Pinky alive I'm sure 821 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:34,120 Dig a hole and cremate him in the place he lived 822 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,160 Aiyaiyo! 823 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,240 I can see 2 faces in that hole 824 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,800 'Shoot them' 825 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,400 'Take that gun and shoot' 826 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,240 Your father is missing and I'm crying You're playing a game so intently? 827 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,960 Pubg, ma! 828 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,600 Pubg is a game, huh?! 829 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,080 Did you think it's a bomb? 830 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,440 Hey Tomato rice! It must be that devilish duo 831 00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,160 Can't let them go scot-free 832 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,240 Masha, shall we scoot from here? 833 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,320 'Run...run for your life' 834 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,320 All of you here, run Save your skin 835 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,440 'All of you, run for your lives Save your skin' 836 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,960 'You'll only land in your grave otherwise' 837 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,160 Aiyaiyo! 838 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,200 - Get inside - Run...run 839 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,360 Catch hold of my husband before he falls down 840 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,760 He let that bull run loose? Wretched fellow! 841 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,640 'Our bro is flying in mid air Catch him before he falls' 842 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:35,400 Bro...? 843 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:36,520 My dear husband!! 844 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,920 How terrible! 845 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,680 We were ready to catch you But you were in a hurry! 846 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,960 I was in a hurry? So be it! 847 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,160 I don't have much faith in that old lady's magic vessel story 848 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,440 You are trying too hard to get hold of it 849 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,200 How can anything multiply in it? 850 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:03,080 One day my teacher told us a story about an 'Akshayapathiram' 851 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,520 It seems in Mahabharath times Draupadi had one such magic vessel 852 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,400 Also Madhavis' daughter 853 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,160 Manimekalai had a similar cornucopia! 854 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,840 Whatever you store inside that 'vessel of plenty' 855 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,520 ...it will keep replenishing forever 856 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,280 Fine, even if there is such a bountiful vessel 857 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,480 ...Pinky is guarding it like a spirit hovering over a treasure 858 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,560 We can even manage Pinky 859 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,560 How do we tackle that monkey? 860 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,760 We must find out Manasthan's Achilles heels 861 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,840 Here 862 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:46,320 'Bro, let us ask Babjima if our threats on Somasundaram will bear fruit?' 863 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:51,240 'Bhajji'ma, Somasundaram has tortured me to the highest degree' 864 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:54,440 'I want to make him stand 'new' one day or the other' 865 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:55,920 Somasundaram! 866 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,480 None of these lazy louts will pick up the phone? 867 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,680 Rayappan Rice Mill 868 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:05,360 'Sir, Somasundaram whom you've been searching for a long time is in Madurai' 869 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,080 'If you come here you can finish him' 870 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,520 This is the best news I'm hearing 871 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,120 Who are you, madam? 872 00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,360 Somasundaram is in Madurai Get ready for the trip 873 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,560 - Hello - Hey! 874 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:23,640 'Hey! Your lifelong enemy Somasundaram is having a blast in Miston hotel in Goa' 875 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,400 'If you go there you can blast his head off' 876 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,760 Who are you? 877 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:28,920 Someone just called saying he is in Madurai 878 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,320 And you're saying Goa? 879 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,880 Ma...Madurai in Goa 880 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,240 Taking a dig at me? 881 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,960 'If I get my hands on you-' 882 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,560 We messed up big time 883 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,440 - What, bro? - Some 'bake' news 884 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,440 Fake news! 885 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,040 'That's exactly what I said' 886 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,360 One says Goa Another says Madurai 887 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,240 Maybe he's a tourist agent? 888 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,800 What? 889 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:08,400 Wait, bro I'll take it 890 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,680 My dear Manastha 891 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,760 I believe you're contesting the next election 892 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,120 I'll contest wherever I want What do you want? 893 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,280 Doesn't matter who we are or what we want 894 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,480 Your 'new' photo is with us 895 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:26,960 Good lord! 896 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,640 'You are that devilish duo!' 897 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,080 'Aiyaiyo!' 898 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,600 It is flashing in here also! 899 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,680 What do you intend doing with that photo? 900 01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,240 Stick it as posters all over city walls during election 901 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,560 What did you say? 902 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,480 Madam, just give me that photo How much should I pay you? 903 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,520 Rs 2000 904 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,600 Is my photo worth only 2000? 905 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,040 I'll give you 20,000 Please hand over that photo 906 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,320 Bloody fool! 907 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,480 As soon as I hang up my countdown starts 908 01:00:55,480 --> 01:01:00,800 That 2000 will multiply every second till you land here 909 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,120 'Understand?' 910 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,560 Come to Andhra border 911 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,800 Nemiliputhu temple 912 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:06,880 In Andhra? 913 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,160 It will go into a million I don't have that kind of money 914 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,360 Ask if they will accept your card 915 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:15,680 Madam, will you accept my credit card? 916 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,080 Hello? How long will it take to reach Nemili? 917 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,600 - 2 hours - Don't be mad 918 01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,120 You can reach in 4 hours comfortably 919 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:26,840 Do you know how much it will cost 2000 per second for 4 hours? 920 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,720 1st start the car Don't waste time 921 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,360 Fritter-nose fellow! Somasundaram is in Trichy it seems 922 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,560 Bro is in a foul mood, man 923 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,040 What is all this? 924 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,000 Bro, better safe than sorry! 925 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,800 If they strip us again? We packed 2 sets for you also 926 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:48,920 Don't irritate me, let's go 927 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,200 Let me also come with you 928 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,240 When did you come? 929 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,360 - 5 is your lucky # - I've lost 12000 talking to you 930 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,440 Get into the car Don't waste time 931 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,320 My watch is ticking faster than this car 932 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,640 Do you have a blister on your foot? Drive fast 933 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:33,960 10 of you this side Another 10 over there 934 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,520 I'll head for the cow-shed 935 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:37,320 If you head there you'll arouse suspicion 936 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:40,240 Let's go in and then come here 50 of you, go in and SEARCH! 937 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:46,920 Only 2 of you are here Why are you blabbering like a lunatic? 938 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,800 How dare you call me a lunatic! 939 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,160 Durai Dragon 940 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,800 Inspector of police 941 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,040 'When it hits, it will release 3 ton weight' 942 01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:58,080 'Want to see? Take a look!' 943 01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:59,920 Madam! 944 01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:01,640 He looks like a chameleon 945 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,080 Then you attend to it 946 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,280 We have come to search this house 947 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,240 They are converting this house into a church! 948 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,160 I said 'search' Not 'church'! 949 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,480 - Help me, God! - Shut your gob! 950 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,440 Lock all the doors Search the house thoroughly 951 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,480 Till I nod my head no one can step out 952 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,560 No one can step in either 953 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,960 Lock everyone inside 954 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,920 10 of you that side 50 of you go this way 955 01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,480 Come here, idiot 956 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,360 Call me 'inspector'! 957 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,600 Okay, idiot inspector Look over there, inspector! 958 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,720 Manasthan is sitting here copying our disguise! 959 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,360 That isn't Manasthan 960 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:54,720 Manasthi! 961 01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,520 Tea for you, akka 962 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,840 Who are you? Which station? 963 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,400 'What is this drama?' 964 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:09,560 Who are you? 965 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,560 My sister-in-law wants to know 966 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,760 Sister-in-law? 967 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,800 Sir...I mean, madam 968 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,760 Manasthan sir visits our orphanage and donates frequently 969 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:23,040 This child is mentally challenged 970 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,680 She was adamant in wanting to meet him in a police uniform 971 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,880 That's why we are here 972 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,400 [famous dialog from 'Nayagan'] 973 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:36,840 Fine, 'margaya' 974 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,160 She's mentally challenged and dressed like a cop 975 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,800 But why are you also in uniform? 976 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:47,960 We were told the head constable's uniform is free if we rent an inspector's costume 977 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,720 We want to get sir's blessings Can we meet him? 978 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:55,160 She can take my blessings instead It's all the same, my brother or me 979 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:59,320 Come along, dear Madam will bless you 980 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,600 Come, my dear 981 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,560 - She will bless you - No need 982 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,120 Amma, Vu! 983 01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:05,200 'Wild animal' 984 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,080 It won't hurt you Take her blessings 985 01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:09,280 Fall at her feet 986 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,080 Bless you, my child 987 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:12,760 Wait...wait 988 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,880 I can't bless you I'm younger than you 989 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,400 Now you are 'margaya' 990 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:21,200 We wanted sir's blessings Can we at least see his photo? 991 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,520 Right there 992 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,440 Come...come 993 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,840 I'll choot you! 994 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,200 Poor thing! 995 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,080 Her father is in Margaya it seems 996 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:33,480 'Must be somewhere abroad' 997 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:34,520 Wait 998 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,600 'Wedding Day :20.1.1986 Death :...?' 999 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,320 Married on...death...?! 1000 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:40,840 'How mad can he get!' 1001 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,480 Come along Madam, we'll take leave 1002 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,440 When you are free visit our orphanage 1003 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:50,120 10 of you who went this way 50 of you that side, let's go home 1004 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,880 Come, they will follow us 1005 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,280 'Baba margaya' 1006 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,680 Enough, go home, dear 1007 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:56,840 Come on 1008 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:01,600 Ask him if we can stop for a cup of tea 1009 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,840 Bro, let us halt for a glass of tea You'll be more relaxed 1010 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,640 - How much is a glass of tea? - Rs 10 1011 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,480 - How long will it take? - Only 10 minutes 1012 01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:09,960 Know how much that duo will ask? 1013 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,480 - How much? - Goes in millions 1014 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,440 - Bloody buffaloes! - That's too much for tea 1015 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,280 Shall we drink juice instead? 1016 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,720 Shall I clobber you with my shoes? 1017 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,480 I'm so tense and you want tea and juice! 1018 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,880 - How much longer? - We are almost at Nemili 1019 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:22,760 - You can see the board - Where? 1020 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,760 'Turn...turn' 1021 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,200 'Stop here' 1022 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,520 Sir, I believe there's a temple nearby 1023 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,760 - Puthu temple? - Yes 1024 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,120 If you go this way you'll find sign boards I would've written with a chalk 1025 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,680 - Whaaat? - Someone has written 1026 01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,680 If you keep reading all the sign boards you'll reach that temple 1027 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,680 If you miss even a single sign board 1028 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,920 You can't see a snake or a snake pit, understand? 1029 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,320 You look so smart like an Income tax officer 1030 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,400 - Thank you - If I could take a puff 1031 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,080 Yov! This is a piece of chalk 1032 01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:06,840 Doesn't matter, sir My mouth is parched 1033 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,000 - If you show some mercy - He must be worse off than me! 1034 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:14,160 Park your car over there Cars not allowed beyond this point 1035 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,440 You car has a hook for towing? 1036 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,840 - We have all that - That's more than enough! 1037 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,280 We can't go further than this 1038 01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,360 'We have to walk the rest of the way' 1039 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,240 You are yakking away to glory 1040 01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:28,160 - Thanks - Is Pinky bold and beautiful? 1041 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,600 I said your 'lungi' is beautiful, sir 1042 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:33,240 This one? 1043 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,400 I am in a hurry to go some place 1044 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,440 Let my 'dhoti' be a 'lungi' in your eyes 1045 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,880 If you walk leisurely I'll kill you 1046 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,520 Their meter ticks by the minute 1047 01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,800 Here's the board he told me about 1048 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,160 Read this, bro 1049 01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,120 'Thank you Well done' 1050 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,280 Must be 'Welcome' 1051 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,600 We are in Andhra border So Tamil is going for a toss! 1052 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,200 Arrow points here Go this way 1053 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,600 - Hurry up - Run, I say 1054 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,160 There's another sign here 1055 01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:59,760 'Be aware Pumps ten' 1056 01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:01,760 Shall we drink water then? 1057 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,320 'Beware of snakes Don't stamp them' 1058 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,880 - Awww! Snake? - Follow the arrow 1059 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,960 'Something is written on that boulder' 1060 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,680 'Look, someone has drawn a frog here' 1061 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,880 That isn't a frog It's a snake with fangs! 1062 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,720 'Tells the way to Poothu Temple' What does this mean? 1063 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,440 'This is the way to Puthu Temple' 1064 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,920 You read the clues with spelling mistakes easily 1065 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:23,960 How did you guess even the drawings right? 1066 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,880 I'll pay their ransom retrieve my photo and then explain 1067 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,600 - Promise? - Pick up that stone 1068 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:29,800 Hurry up 1069 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,400 'Don't thrash here' 1070 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,040 'Don't throw trash here' is what he means! 1071 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,280 Another sign board 1072 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:40,920 'Liquor milking is bed for cow's lactation' 1073 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,000 - 'Liquor drinking bad for house & nation' - Where did he learn Tamil? 1074 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,240 Maybe in-between Andhra and Tamil Nadu? 1075 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,360 'Poothu temple' 1076 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,920 Someone is playing the fool, bro 1077 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,400 'When will this game end?' 1078 01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,720 In-there-mission 1079 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:01,280 Break for their game! 1080 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,720 'Brake!' 1081 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,800 Aiyo! Don't hit me 1082 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,600 'Will you dare come here again?' 1083 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,120 All this is child's play for my sister 1084 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:17,480 Bro, don't get scared 1085 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,800 'Will you lose something and come back in here?' 1086 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,080 He has fallen into her trap 1087 01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:24,040 - Don't, madam - I'll skin you alive 1088 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:27,720 What audacity to complain asking me to find your bike, huh? 1089 01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,400 Is this how you waste hard earned money? 1090 01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:34,240 It was gifted by my father-in-law as wedding trousseau! 1091 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:37,160 Oh! So you accepted dowry and complaining to me! 1092 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,240 You should be thrashed for accepting dowry 1093 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,280 'Will you come here with some excuse?' 1094 01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,160 I don't mind someone who cheats 1095 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,640 But I can't stand someone who gets cheated! 1096 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:47,200 'Seems like a dig at me?' 1097 01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:49,360 - Great escape! - Wait, bro 1098 01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,480 - Hello - Goo...good noon 1099 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:54,760 What brings you here? 1100 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:55,960 I came just like that, akka 1101 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,680 I am not your sister here 1102 01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,960 - Call me 'madam' - Okay, akka 1103 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,680 - What do you want? - I want to find a groo...groom for you 1104 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,160 - Groom for me? - Yes, akka 1105 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,960 Do you have any photo? 1106 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,280 They forgot the photo 1107 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,320 But the groom is good looking like him 1108 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,520 'Maybe I pointed at the wrong man' 1109 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:18,040 I would rather be a virgin Clear out now 1110 01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:21,280 You've come so far, tell her about that duo without hesitating 1111 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,840 - How do I tell? - What now? 1112 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:26,040 2 girls are making a nuisance of themselves 1113 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:28,800 One is a Lilliput Another is a lovely lass 1114 01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:31,000 Does that mean she looks like me? 1115 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,400 No way, not your kid of beauty! 1116 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:35,200 'So-so compared to you' 1117 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:37,680 If she can thrash a chap who lost his bike 1118 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:40,240 'Imagine the deadly blows if she knows we lost 3 cars!' 1119 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,240 1 foot in the grave! 1120 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:44,000 - Why scare me with death now? - Don't tell your sister 1121 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,680 What do you want me to do? 1122 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:46,960 You don't have to do anything 1123 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,840 We are like this from school times 1124 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:52,240 We will bicker, bump heads, snap, squabble and play happily 1125 01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,160 'Now we are 2 hands short for our game' 1126 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,840 Keep your games to yourselves This isn't a playground 1127 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,880 - Okay - Binny mill Bhai is on the line 1128 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,360 Tell me, Bhai 1129 01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,880 You'll go only if I say 'bye'? 1130 01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:03,960 Okay, bye, go 1131 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,760 Bye, 'ka Let's scoot 1132 01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:07,120 Bhai? 1133 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:09,120 'Machan, you found my bike?' 1134 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:10,800 Really? Okay 1135 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,360 My bike has been found I'm leaving now, madam 1136 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,680 How will your bike be found through my phone? 1137 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,320 'I spoke in the wrong phone, eh?' 1138 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,160 Sorry, madam That was a wrong call 1139 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:21,560 You were in the wrong the moment you took dowry 1140 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:22,720 Tell me, bhai 1141 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:27,000 Manastha, are you steeped in debts to be selling your own car, huh? 1142 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,840 Come to the point, bhai 1143 01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:31,080 I saw your car in the shed 1144 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,600 Which mechanic shed, bhai? 1145 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,280 Baldie's shed 1146 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,920 - Baldie's mechanic shed? - Yes, in Ennore road 1147 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,120 Autopsy report, madam 1148 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,800 My sister is inside 1149 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,560 Sorry, sir, I thought you were madam in mufti 1150 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,960 Didn't you see this? Attend to your work 1151 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,320 Stop...stop 1152 01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:01,680 I don't know what crap he's eating That too on an auspicious Friday 1153 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:04,560 I'll teach him a less- 1154 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,880 Whether happiness, temper tantrum or tears 1155 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:11,440 Postpone it for 5 minutes Director Shankar's pearl of wisdom 1156 01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:13,600 - Who? - 'Petta rap' lyricist Shankar 1157 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,640 Get lost! 1158 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,680 We are so tired after 2 hours of travel 1159 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,480 - So what? - You've seen your car 1160 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:21,120 Let's relax for 5 minutes and then go blast him 1161 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:22,960 Count 100 till bro's anger disappears 1162 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,360 1-2-3 1163 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,840 4-5-6-7 1164 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:29,880 Will you count at snail's pace? 1165 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,960 30-31-32-33 1166 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,120 34-35-36-37 1167 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,000 38-39-50-55 1168 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,040 97-98-99 1169 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:39,320 HUNDRED! 1170 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,040 - Get down, bro - Ready, bro 1171 01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:42,280 I'll come and get you 1172 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,360 Come on, boys 1173 01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:02,960 Aiyaiyo! 1174 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,280 Hey! Where's my car? 1175 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,920 'I get a joy out of this Supreme joy!' 1176 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,160 Dai! 1177 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,520 The glass with tea broke! 1178 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,040 You slowed down in a hurry, bro 1179 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,120 - You mean I was slow? - Yes, bro 1180 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,680 Quoting guru and aunty my car became 'chutney' 1181 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,000 Hey baldie! 1182 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:26,120 Hi 'cow dung' boy What a surprise! 1183 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:27,160 Come on, 1 selfie 1184 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,320 You are as cool as 'kulfi' to take a selfie! 1185 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,680 Hey quail egg-head! Who told you to steal this car? 1186 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,920 Even if I die I won't tell you that 1187 01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,600 My two love is truuuuuuuue! 1188 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,320 You deserve this and more! 1189 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,800 Mashaaaa! 1190 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,600 Pour that water on them 1191 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,120 Come on, pour It's getting late 1192 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,480 Hey! Careful She may gain consciousness! 1193 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,680 Are you washing her face? Splash it on her 1194 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,600 You can't throw a whole bucketful of water 1195 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,920 You have to go 1.5 km to get water 1196 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,240 Bhai, I'll give you 2 buckets of water 1197 01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:41,640 Ask him to splash it on the face 1198 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:43,240 Why do you want to revive them? 1199 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:45,800 Very soon mosquito bites will make them open their eyes 1200 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,240 God help me! 1201 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,480 The stress I go through as a don 1202 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,200 Don't make me a don in my next birth 1203 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,000 You are not a don even in this birth 1204 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,520 Bhai, zip your lips Ask them to splash water 1205 01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:59,640 Hey! Splash half a mug on their faces 1206 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,840 What do you both want? 1207 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,840 Tea for me Coffee for her 1208 01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:19,400 Without sugar for me 1209 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,080 Very funny All of you laugh 1210 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,520 You find it funny? Go ahead and laugh 1211 01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:31,960 In a few days this whole city will have the last laugh at you 1212 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:34,600 That's exactly why I'm asking In what way did I betray you? 1213 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:36,560 Why are you torturing me like this? 1214 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,400 Manasu! 1215 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,320 Can't you recognize us? 1216 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:41,880 Can't you identify us? 1217 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,760 - Don't you know us? - Please wait 1218 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,440 Why are you changing into 'Chandramukhi' mode now? 1219 01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:49,120 Put on your thinking cap on recent events 1220 01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,000 Only then you'll know OUR TRUE COLORS! 1221 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,200 'Aiyo! Akka' 1222 01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:54,280 What crime did I commit for me to introspect? 1223 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,560 My crime list is endless Which one does she mean? 1224 01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,160 'Say something' 1225 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:01,560 Banu, give me time to think, dear 1226 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:03,720 Think of a plan 1227 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:06,360 I don't remember anything Please do the needful 1228 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:10,440 Banu, what's the hurry? Search in the photos, you'll find it 1229 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,200 He's such a pain! 1230 01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:18,200 Bhai has given a soooper lead Rack your brains properly now 1231 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,080 What lead did he give? 1232 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:23,560 1986 1233 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,760 January 20th 1234 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,280 What is that date? 1235 01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,520 Making my head swirl they are twirling here 1236 01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:35,960 He is getting Rs 350 as interest Can't he be a bit patient? 1237 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,760 'Don't I have to search for the due-slip?' 1238 01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,040 - Is he such a big shot? - Go out and talk, Bhai 1239 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:41,240 - Bad timing - Nothing 1240 01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:42,760 You carry on 1241 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,520 I'm so tense I can't remember these dates and days 1242 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:46,880 Tell me what happened that day 1243 01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:49,160 'I must contest the election Supervise the collection' 1244 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,760 A film shooting is going on I'll go to another room and talk 1245 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,360 Tell me what it is 1246 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:56,000 You got married that day 1247 01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:00,880 Oh! That's right 1248 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,280 My wedding day, eh? 1249 01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:04,640 You forgot and they remember 1250 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,960 From that day onwards you wear a wig, right? 1251 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,240 I'm adjusting a lot Come to the point 1252 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,440 You did a grave blunder on that day 1253 01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:14,760 - My wedding was a blunder - I didn't mean that 1254 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:18,080 - A more serious crime than that - Don't keep harping on my wrongs 1255 01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:19,160 What I did is- 1256 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:21,160 My fritter special Banu 1257 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:25,040 When I come home, I'll buy you 2 packets of Dindigul special 'biriyani' 1258 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:27,760 Don't say that, Banu I'll be back soon 1259 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,680 We have to tolerate his antics, no other go 1260 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:32,000 You want to watch a film? I'll take you 1261 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:37,920 Manastha, I came to this room so as not to disturb you in that room 1262 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,000 You've tied them up here also 1263 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:43,160 This devilish duo and bhai Triangular pest attack! 1264 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,320 Tell me what I should see 1265 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:48,720 Take out your wedding video and watch, you'll find out 1266 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:52,040 Fine, I'll do that Bhai, keep an eye on them 1267 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,440 I'll watch the video and get back 1268 01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:55,640 They gave me a root, they will another route for you 1269 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:58,000 You could've brought 2 pots of water in your car 1270 01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,440 I'll send a lorry load of water 1271 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:01,240 'Is little muffin asleep?' 1272 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,440 He is a madcap We can handle him 1273 01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:17,000 How can you play this song for the wedding? 1274 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,840 My father-in-law's favorite song That's why we decide- 1275 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,200 'Is that important? Push it forward' 1276 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:24,480 Faster...fast forward 1277 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:26,640 'Stop...stop' 1278 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:28,160 'Forward...forward' 1279 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:30,080 'Pause the video' 1280 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,960 'He will pick all this quiet mischief spot on!' 1281 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,000 Bro, I found out You are pinching a girl's waist 1282 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:38,280 That's why they are seeking revenge 1283 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:40,400 Nothing of that sort Fast forward 1284 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:43,520 Let's rewind and look at that lady's face We'll get some clue, bro 1285 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,440 You won't find anything Go forward 1286 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,960 - Let's watch for my sake - That's why I'm saying 'no' 1287 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:49,960 Appu, rewind We'll find come clue 1288 01:18:58,280 --> 01:18:59,840 'Hey! Stop it right there' 1289 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:03,760 'Looks like he will ask now' 1290 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,040 That is my wife, bro 1291 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,400 Aiyaiyo! 1292 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:10,080 You weren't married to her then 1293 01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:12,320 She was Somasundaram's girlfriend 1294 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,680 What do you mean? 1295 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,920 I didn't know then she would become your wife 1296 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:18,840 I pinched her to take revenge I didn't do a good job in haste 1297 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:22,640 Hereafter daily I'll pinch Somasundaram's ex-love 1298 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,560 She is your wife now, I say 1299 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,040 That's true, right? 1300 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,560 Hey bro! What is this place? 1301 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,000 Don't you know this, akka? 1302 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,360 It's Binny mill Many films are shot here 1303 01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,640 Stunt scene of 'Sivaji' was shot over there 1304 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,200 'Vettaiyadu Vilaiyadu' on top 1305 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:44,360 'Gulebagavali' song on that side 1306 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,640 Fight scene for 'Ayan' on this side, akka 1307 01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,080 If you untie me I can also watch the shooting 1308 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,480 You can see, akka 1309 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,160 Bhai is in charge of Binny mills 1310 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,520 They are tourists and you are their guide! 1311 01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:57,520 Get lost! 1312 01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,480 Shouldn't we get rent from Manasthan? 1313 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:01,800 'He wants to take them on a tour it seems' 1314 01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:04,120 Fast forward 1315 01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:07,400 Nothing here 1316 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:10,640 They made us watch this while they were up to something fishy 1317 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:11,920 Let's go 1318 01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:25,440 Banu 1319 01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:30,000 Don't you pray at this time? How will you pray now? 1320 01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,160 Is your name Banu? 1321 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:36,600 Yes, bhai, if you untie me I will pray to our Allah 1322 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:38,760 I can't do all that 1323 01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:41,600 Bhai is scared I think Leave it, Banu 1324 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,640 - What did you say? - Then what, Bhai? 1325 01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:46,080 Being a Muslim boy you are not helping a girl 1326 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:48,040 'She asked you for a holy reason' 1327 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:51,080 I'll untie only her, not you 1328 01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,760 That will do, Bhai She will play her hand 1329 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:54,760 What? 1330 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,160 I said she will pray with her hands 1331 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,640 'Pray and take a short walk, akka' 1332 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,800 'God is greatest All praise is to God alone' 1333 01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:14,920 Save this duo created by You! 1334 01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:19,920 What kind of prayer is this? 1335 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,480 "A spark turned blast? Fireworks from a fiery lass?" 1336 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,040 "Is our flag flying in our fort at last?" 1337 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,680 "Enlightened now? Understood somehow?" 1338 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,280 "Is it an earth shattering blow?" 1339 01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,040 'That's right, hey...hey!' 1340 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,440 'Listen to me, sir She got it goin' so good' 1341 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:40,520 'This is her era, she's a holy terror!' 1342 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,640 'All around (wo)man, beware!' 1343 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,680 'So we makin' no error She a real live wire' 1344 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:50,960 "She spins a yarn so believable Her eyes make the impossible possible" 1345 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:54,560 'Spinning her dice with a chance in hell Winning her jackpot game so swell' 1346 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:56,240 'You think you know the game, huh?' 1347 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:24,000 'Close ya eyes and roll the dice' 1348 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:26,720 'We takin the jackpot so name ya price' 1349 01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:02,320 'Close ya eyes and roll the dice' 1350 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:05,000 'We takin the jackpot so name your price' 1351 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,240 This Bhai is as bad as Uncle Scrooge! 1352 01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,680 Sitting in darkness worried he'll get a fat electricity bill 1353 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,040 Switch on the main 1354 01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:15,440 - Don't switch it on - Who is this? 1355 01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:17,480 Good lord! 1356 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,440 Manastha, where did you bring that deadly duo from? 1357 01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:23,280 Disgusting fellow! Did you strip not to get your clothes dirty? 1358 01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:27,360 Don't take a dig at me unaware of what happened 1359 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:30,640 That girl dived like a fish without holding a rope! 1360 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,160 Caring two hoots she tanned our hides 1361 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,160 Aren't you ashamed to praise them sitting here without a stitch on you? 1362 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:39,640 Instead of sitting here shamelessly we would've hung ourselves to death 1363 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:42,000 Already we have experience- 1364 01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,520 Tumbler, zip your lips 1365 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,880 I warned you to be alert around them 1366 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,160 'They won't stop with this' 1367 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:50,240 They will blackmail you Your dignity will go for a toss 1368 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,960 Doesn't matter if I lose my dignity, Manastha 1369 01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:54,880 They took away my mosquito repellent 1370 01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:56,280 Coil + stand! 1371 01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:57,480 Aiyo! 1372 01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:59,240 Specimens like you should be strang- 1373 01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:01,040 Dai! Go and look for them 1374 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:02,560 Strip these knots out of my hands 1375 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:04,000 They already stripped you! 1376 01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,000 'How can you befriend such a specimen?' 1377 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:11,160 Even if I prayed wrong Allah has saved us 1378 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,800 That baldie tattletale let us down badly 1379 01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:19,680 We can't retrieve that now, Akshu 1380 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:22,800 We need 1 more hand 1381 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,240 Machan! 1382 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,040 I was looking for you 1383 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:38,560 My dear friend! 1384 01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:42,040 Beggars earlier pleaded 'Ammaaa' Now you're bonding as my friend? 1385 01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:43,680 Looks like you'll ask for a bride next 1386 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,000 I'll punch your mouth 1387 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,240 - I'm your Ragul - Which Ragul? 1388 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,720 Don't you recognize me, your Ragul? 1389 01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:52,760 If you're Ragul I'm Google! Go and search over there 1390 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,480 I'll jog your memory with an incident, will you listen? 1391 01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:59,800 We claimed money can grow on a plant and tricked my father to eat 'biriyani' 1392 01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:01,240 Do you remember that? 1393 01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,960 You had this same crook of an expression 1394 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,960 'My idea of money on a plant worked out, eh?' 1395 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,040 Now do you remember? 1396 01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:08,360 Hundred rupee note blossom- 1397 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:10,240 - Darling! - Good lord...ghost! 1398 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,680 Nicey, you had a decent face Now it looks like a worn out handbag! 1399 01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:15,080 'Whaaat? Who is he?' 1400 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,840 Sir, wait in Kabir Bhai's shop We'll discuss our constituency- 1401 01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:21,400 I'm starving Get me some food 1402 01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:22,880 Sir, what do you want to ord- 1403 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:25,080 Who let you in here? 1404 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,320 Door was open I walked in 1405 01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:28,200 Hey! Drive this tramp away 1406 01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:31,000 Clay stove nose fellow! I contributed to this hotel's growth 1407 01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:32,640 Bhai, I'm your Ragul 1408 01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:35,440 Don't you feel ashamed to say you're Ragul, with this ugly face? 1409 01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:36,800 - Listen to me - Get up 1410 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,360 Are you Arvind Swami or what? He's my friend, go 1411 01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:42,560 Sathish, instead of a millionaire how can you befriend a beggar? 1412 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,360 1st I should cut my friendship with you, get us 2 cups of tea 1413 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:47,080 Go, dirty dish face! 1414 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,800 Bhai can't recognize me 1415 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,360 - Even I can't recognize you - What? 1416 01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:55,800 Only Ragul and I know about that money plant 1417 01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,800 - How do you know? - You still don't believe me? 1418 01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:01,200 Nothing is believable if I look at you 1419 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:04,320 Once when I maligned your girlfriend you quoted this saying 1420 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:06,240 'A crow thinks its chick is a swan' 1421 01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:08,040 - Stop it - How yuck it sounds! 1422 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,080 - The chick story - Rack your brains 1423 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:12,200 If you're really Ragul what happened? 1424 01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:14,120 You are the main culprit 1425 01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:17,320 You smeared cake on my face last week My trouble started then 1426 01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:18,680 What are you saying? 1427 01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:20,480 You went home that night 1428 01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,160 A soothsayer came to my doorstep late at night 1429 01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:31,200 Aiyo! Unbearable!! 1430 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:32,400 Disgusting! 1431 01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:34,120 I can't bear to see my own face 1432 01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:37,120 Looks like you're fibbing after watching Harry Potter in Tamil 1433 01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:38,480 I am speechless 1434 01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:41,440 When we were taking a short film, we came across a soothsayer 1435 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:45,440 ...in the cemetery in Sendhil Nagar performing some ritualistic prayer 1436 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,480 Take offerings to God and meet him 1437 01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:49,400 - Okay? - I'll go tonight 1438 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:51,640 Careful, don't disturb the ghosts resting there 1439 01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:52,720 Order 'biriyani' 1440 01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,760 'Babyma, I'm on the way for you' 1441 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:57,200 'Lamb trotters stew, liver, pan roasted mutton fry' 1442 01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:59,360 'Biriyani', chicken lollipop Order these for me 1443 01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:02,760 Hey glutton! Lazy lout Did you fib to get this feast? 1444 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:03,880 Ragul's idea, huh? 1445 01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:06,440 If I bash you up his face will become like yours 1446 01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:07,440 True that! 1447 01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:09,320 Don't try to fool me! 1448 01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:12,280 Shouldn't a man feel hungry if his face changes? 1449 01:27:12,320 --> 01:27:13,840 I can't even get 1 square meal 1450 01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,600 No wonder 'Gaja' cyclone strikes! 1451 01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,560 We got the whale we wanted! 1452 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:31,640 Hey! Even if the world keeps saying 'you are dead' 1453 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:34,680 If this town screams out loud 'you have been burnt to ashes' 1454 01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:38,680 ...until I tell you never ever give up! 1455 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,440 - Give up - 'Hey ultimate!' 1456 01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:44,680 Aiyo! Who are you? You look like a half baked wild boar 1457 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,120 Can we brag about our own self?! 1458 01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:49,680 Why are you telling a corpse Ultimate star Ajith's dialogs? 1459 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:53,440 I used to mimic celebrities when I was jobless and bored 1460 01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:55,840 Now as an undertaker I'm cremating corpses 1461 01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:58,080 Sir, when is the soothsayer expected? 1462 01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:01,320 Yov! Is today some special function? He seems to be in high demand 1463 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:03,160 Already there is a duo waiting for him 1464 01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:04,400 Where? 1465 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:11,600 Who are they? College students, huh? 1466 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,200 Hello, excuse me 1467 01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:14,280 Hello, students 1468 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,600 Masha, some creature is attacking us Stay right there 1469 01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,160 'Don't pick that stone' 1470 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:19,720 If you come closer I'll stone you 1471 01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,840 Listen, I'm as human as both of you 1472 01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:24,560 Listen to my history first What is this bad habit? 1473 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:27,000 Madam, do you know how handsome I was? 1474 01:28:27,120 --> 01:28:29,480 I argued a bit with a soothsayer 1475 01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:31,800 He made this beautiful swan an ugly duckling 1476 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:33,920 - Even you? - What do you mean, 'even you'? 1477 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:37,040 Even we were transformed like this by a soothsayer 1478 01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:38,360 Is it so, madam? 1479 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:40,760 If you are so beautiful even after the transformation 1480 01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:43,720 ...imagine what a stunner you must have been earlier 1481 01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:48,200 But you look familiar to me I've seem you somewhere 1482 01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:50,120 'Where have I seen you?' 1483 01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:54,000 It's a legal offense to travel without ticket 1484 01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:57,880 Hey! Weren't you the one who tricked me at the railway station 2 months ago? 1485 01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,400 - Am I not right? - She got changed only 2 days ago 1486 01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:01,480 Really? 1487 01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:04,160 - This is confusing - I'll show you how I was 1488 01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:06,520 - No need - Take a look 1489 01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:09,600 - What is this? - I looked like Revathi in 'Manvaasanai' 1490 01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:12,400 What? 1491 01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:15,240 Checked for the fresh earth smell as the title claims! 1492 01:29:15,440 --> 01:29:18,760 But I still feel I saw you in the railway station 1493 01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:20,320 Don't keep harping on that 1494 01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:24,160 Only day before yesterday, the soothsayer came to my house asking for some food 1495 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:26,520 I went in to get food for him 1496 01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:30,240 My dog Akshya went to bite him 1497 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:33,520 The soothsayer transformed my pet doggy like this 1498 01:29:33,560 --> 01:29:35,080 Aiyaiyo! 1499 01:29:36,160 --> 01:29:37,120 Very true 1500 01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:40,000 I was so shocked and I slapped him 1501 01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:42,280 He shoved his little drum under my nose 1502 01:29:42,320 --> 01:29:44,840 And changed me from a teenager to this 'me' 1503 01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:50,120 A prospective groom is visiting me next week 1504 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:51,440 'How sad Is that so?' 1505 01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:53,640 Couldn't you concoct any other story? 1506 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:55,600 Is the groom Prabhu of 'Chinna Thambi' fame? 1507 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,040 Madam! 1508 01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:03,760 Maybe that thief of a girl would have provoked the soothsayer 1509 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:07,520 Irritated he would have transformed your doggy into that girl, am I right? 1510 01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:11,200 You mean that wretched fellow gave me a criminal's face? 1511 01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:13,640 I don't like this human form one bit 1512 01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:15,040 I wish to be only a pup 1513 01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:17,240 We are souls to be pitied 1514 01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:18,720 I am the most pathetic soul 1515 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:22,160 Instead of feeling happy you are such a beauty rather than a doggy 1516 01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:23,840 ...you seem to be lamenting with us 1517 01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:25,280 'Look at her pranks' 1518 01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,120 But you know how handsome I was? 1519 01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:29,520 Now look at me My hair is like a heap of hay! 1520 01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:31,520 My ears resemble terracotta lamps! 1521 01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:33,840 My nose is just like a punctured foot ball 1522 01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:36,440 But your eyes are like that of a puppy 1523 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,000 Aiyo! 1524 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:41,560 I'm pouring out my woes and she is correcting my vision 1525 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:46,040 'I'm unable to go anywhere during the day with this face, I step out only at night' 1526 01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:48,480 - Wretched fellow! - Soothsayer is here 1527 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:50,160 Come along 1528 01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:53,000 'Bro, pick up our item' 1529 01:30:57,120 --> 01:30:59,720 We want to meet the soothsayer Not the tea shop owner 1530 01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,880 Hey coir head! This is the soothsayer 1531 01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:03,680 - Is he? - Telling you it's me 1532 01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:05,120 I sell tea till 12 midnight 1533 01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:07,320 Then I wander around shouting aloud my oracle! 1534 01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:09,440 - He'll go on his oracle rounds - No...no 1535 01:31:09,480 --> 01:31:11,680 You didn't change my face 1536 01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:13,440 'How can I change your face?' 1537 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:14,920 Thank God, he is not the one 1538 01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:18,720 Sir, a jinx mouthed soothsayer changed all our faces and forms 1539 01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:22,160 He made them beautiful but made me look like a folklore spirit 1540 01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:24,560 Can you use your magic and restore our forms? 1541 01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:26,800 Aiyaiyo! From what you say 1542 01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:30,160 ...you've got into the bad books of a genuine soothsayer 1543 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,600 Their curses cannot be retracted 1544 01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:36,600 Not possible to rewrite your fate 1545 01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:43,600 No point in living in this world with this beastly face 1546 01:31:43,640 --> 01:31:45,520 I'll hang myself to death in that house 1547 01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:47,960 - No one should stop me - Don't run, stop 1548 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:50,000 - Is there a rope? - Rope is inside 1549 01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:51,360 - Stop - Listen 1550 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:53,960 He changed us too Are we committing suicide? 1551 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:55,720 No one will be scared seeing you 1552 01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,120 One look at me, thinking I'm a ghost they run for their lives 1553 01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:02,120 If he can change a dog into a beauty I would've been happy with half those looks 1554 01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:03,520 I don't like my face now 1555 01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:05,240 Isn't beauty skin deep? 1556 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:07,800 Even if he's dark, Rajinikanth is the one and only super star 1557 01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:13,120 Though they may look different, so many have been successful in films you know? 1558 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:15,720 'Vadakkupatti Ramasamy'!! 1559 01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:18,240 Look at my fate A pup is advising me! 1560 01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:19,920 This is reason enough to hang myself 1561 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:21,160 - I hate you - Listen to me 1562 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,920 I don't like people who run I'll bite you 1563 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,320 Nobody should stop me 1564 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:28,720 Hey! Open the door 1565 01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:30,480 Drum is here 1566 01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:31,880 'Where is the damn rope?' 1567 01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:34,920 Let me listen to a nice song while dying 1568 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,640 'Nice song being played' 1569 01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:38,800 Switch off that song 1570 01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:41,800 What are you doing? 1571 01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:43,680 There must be some way out 1572 01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:45,520 - Don't lose hope - No, my dear 1573 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:48,640 I can't think of any other option I was very handsome as a kid 1574 01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:50,920 My mother used to ridicule others bragging about me 1575 01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:54,040 If my mother sees my face now, she will surely die 1576 01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:57,440 My last wish, my mother should hate me 1577 01:32:57,480 --> 01:32:59,000 Close the window and leave 1578 01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:00,800 Masha, run 1579 01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:07,880 'Wretched fellows!' 1580 01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:10,520 My house that even Gaja cyclone couldn't touch 1581 01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:13,600 ...that wild bison has destroyed by trying to hang himself 1582 01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:18,520 Shame on you! You can't even hang properly 1583 01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:19,800 Is it a regular habit of mine? 1584 01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:22,240 Even Lord of Death, Yama has rejected you 1585 01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:34,000 Madam, feed her in that corner She isn't letting me eat in peace 1586 01:33:34,040 --> 01:33:35,120 Staring daggers at me 1587 01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:37,000 My poor Akshu darling 1588 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:41,600 Madam, isn't it a waste to live in this world with such a face? 1589 01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:45,000 After eating all this I'll hang myself happily 1590 01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:47,640 I'll tie you with iron chains 1591 01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:49,880 Do you know how degrading I feel about myself? 1592 01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:54,560 Yesterday a small boy fell off his bike breaking the eggs and started crying 1593 01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:56,200 Passers-by gave him money 1594 01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:58,600 I couldn't even give him 10 rupees and help him 1595 01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:00,240 Why do I need this face? 1596 01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:04,240 Our kiddo seems to have branched out on his own! 1597 01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:09,680 Why do you keep saying you want to die? 1598 01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:11,280 That's all 1599 01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:15,960 If your face is your only problem you can change it with plastic surgery 1600 01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:18,640 If you consult a Siddha doctor in USA 1601 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:21,680 ...he will operate on you and make you Prince Charming 1602 01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:22,560 What are you saying? 1603 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:25,560 Even Michael Jackson transformed himself like that 1604 01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,080 Bloody thief! 1605 01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:28,760 If that's true let's go 1606 01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,640 Hey! Is it Ambattur? 1607 01:34:30,680 --> 01:34:32,040 America 1608 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:34,280 You'll need lakhs to go to America 1609 01:34:34,320 --> 01:34:35,640 So much, huh? 1610 01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:37,840 Then won't I get Michael Jackson's face? 1611 01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:41,240 You have to spend 50 million to get Michael Jackson's face 1612 01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:43,040 50 million? 1613 01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:47,320 I don't even know what a dog knows! 1614 01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:48,800 Knowledgeable dog- 1615 01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:52,720 Let's rob somewhere and then go to USA 1616 01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:54,960 Whaaaat? Robbery, huh? 1617 01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:56,440 'How can you suggest that?' 1618 01:34:56,480 --> 01:34:57,920 - God help us! - What? 1619 01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:01,040 How can you get that idea sitting in this house? 1620 01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:03,640 - Slip of the tongue - 1st gargle your mouth 1621 01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:05,200 Okay, I will right away 1622 01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:09,360 Finally we have roped him in 1623 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:11,400 Cleansed! 1624 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:13,280 He may become curious if we mumble now 1625 01:35:13,320 --> 01:35:14,720 Come straight to the point 1626 01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:16,040 What is your dog saying? 1627 01:35:16,120 --> 01:35:19,600 Actually in the house belonging to Manasthan 1628 01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:23,200 ...endorsing the principles of 'Vastu' a vessel has been buried in its cattle shed 1629 01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:26,600 - Okay - If we dig it out and sell 1630 01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:28,600 ...all our problems will be solved 1631 01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:32,960 Madam, advising me against stealing you are nurturing a thieving dog! 1632 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:34,920 1st you gargle your mouth and get cleansed 1633 01:35:34,960 --> 01:35:35,960 Hold it 1634 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:39,200 I'm not planning this for my sake It is only for both your faces 1635 01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:42,360 As if we have a face to be proud of? The damage has been done 1636 01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:45,320 Next week a prospective groom is coming to meet me 1637 01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:46,400 Aiyo! 1638 01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:50,320 Before that let us dig out that vessel and bathe, all our sins will be washed 1639 01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:53,360 Are we going for Manasthan's funeral? Our mission is to steal 1640 01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:55,040 You're blabbering about sins! 1641 01:35:55,080 --> 01:35:56,520 You are letting your tongue run 1642 01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:58,240 Eaten enough Go to Manasthan's house 1643 01:35:58,280 --> 01:36:00,800 Can I eat the last course of 'rasam' and rice? 1644 01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:04,760 If you touch 'rasam' I'll kill you and pour curd 1645 01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:08,320 Usually milk is poured in a funeral Is curd the new fermented milk? 1646 01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:15,640 Bro, look here Somasundaram is standing 1647 01:36:15,680 --> 01:36:17,640 All he can do is stand I'm sitting in style 1648 01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:19,240 Aiyo! I meant the election 1649 01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:20,880 Can every contestant win? 1650 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:23,360 I'm wondering when and how to tackle that deadly duo 1651 01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:25,000 'Clear out now...go' 1652 01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:26,960 'Who are you?' 1653 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,520 Get out Out, I say 1654 01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:29,520 'Clear out' 1655 01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:31,400 - Sir, do you own this place? - No 1656 01:36:31,440 --> 01:36:33,640 - Then bloody well shut up! - Hey...hey 1657 01:36:33,680 --> 01:36:35,880 - He was rude to me - 'Vanakkam', sir 1658 01:36:35,920 --> 01:36:37,760 Wait, who are you? 1659 01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:39,920 Sir, I've come looking for a job 1660 01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:42,840 - Keep looking - I'm not in a position to laugh 1661 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,320 I've come seeking a job, sir 1662 01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:46,000 My workers are jobless as it is 1663 01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:48,040 What job will I give you? Go away 1664 01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:51,200 Madam, that buffoon nose is shooing me away 1665 01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,040 Shall I just leave? 1666 01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:55,040 Will you continue with your bloated face? 1667 01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:57,000 Beg or fall at his feet 1668 01:36:57,080 --> 01:36:58,760 'Sir, please don't send me away' 1669 01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:00,880 I can even scoop cow dung like these chaps 1670 01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:03,360 Who is scooping cow dung? 1671 01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,680 Are you an engineer then? Shut up! 1672 01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:06,920 Sir, please say 'yes' 1673 01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,160 You'll scoop the dung Who will scoop you?! 1674 01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:11,400 Madam, give me an idea double quick 1675 01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:14,280 Tell him you'll take good care of his bull 1676 01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:17,160 Sir, I'll take good care of your bull 1677 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:20,240 Look at the bull and then tell me 1678 01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:24,600 Aiyaiyo! 1679 01:37:24,680 --> 01:37:27,440 I thought Pinky is a tame cow 1680 01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:29,040 'It looks like a rhinoceros' 1681 01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:30,600 'Am I your lamb for the slaughter?' 1682 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:33,560 A wilder bull than this has been tamed in 'Baahubali' 1683 01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,120 Didn't you watch? 1684 01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:37,440 That was computer graphics Come and see this in person 1685 01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:39,840 'If that bull just sniffs you'll be dead and gone' 1686 01:37:39,880 --> 01:37:42,600 'Why is he sniffing his nose? Maybe a lunatic?' 1687 01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:43,720 What should I do now? 1688 01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:46,080 Do something and wave your magic wand! 1689 01:37:46,120 --> 01:37:47,680 - Hey! - He's calling me, wait 1690 01:37:47,760 --> 01:37:49,040 What are you thinking? 1691 01:37:49,080 --> 01:37:51,040 You saw the animal? Now scoot 1692 01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:53,280 Sir, I'll at least sing and milk the cow 1693 01:37:53,360 --> 01:37:55,040 I don't even mind falling at your feet 1694 01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,880 - Please take me in - Hey, send him off 1695 01:37:56,960 --> 01:37:58,040 Go away 1696 01:37:58,080 --> 01:38:00,440 - I'll go, engineer - Clear out 1697 01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:05,080 Madam, this face isn't fit to even scoop dung, right? 1698 01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:06,400 I've lost, no? 1699 01:38:06,480 --> 01:38:08,240 'We won't get our original faces' 1700 01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:12,000 This plan also got messed up? 1701 01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:14,280 Pinky is untethered Go in and be safe 1702 01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:17,280 - Run...run to safety - Pinky is charging 1703 01:38:17,360 --> 01:38:19,360 Get up and run inside, bro 1704 01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:21,680 'If everyone runs, who will get hold of Pinky?' 1705 01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:25,640 Hey you there! Pinky is charging behind you 1706 01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:28,680 'Hey you! Run for your life It will gore you to death' 1707 01:38:33,320 --> 01:38:34,840 Hey! Pinky will attack you 1708 01:38:34,880 --> 01:38:36,280 This is an ugly face, madam 1709 01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,840 'Hereafter who will respect me?' 1710 01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:39,360 We have lost 1711 01:38:39,560 --> 01:38:41,360 Don't be scared like a coward 1712 01:38:41,760 --> 01:38:46,080 Even if you fail 1000 times and fall down try to stand up on your feet once more 1713 01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:49,320 Turn around and face it bravely This is the right time for you! 1714 01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:11,240 Go, I say GO...! 1715 01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:33,920 What happened? 1716 01:39:36,160 --> 01:39:38,520 [famous dialog from 'Ezhumalai'] 1717 01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:40,720 Hey, you are dismissed 1718 01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:44,040 Bro, it is 'apartment' 1719 01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:46,800 From today you are 'apartment' 1720 01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:52,200 Appointment! 1721 01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:12,600 "I am Miss Smart-aleck, if gutsy, face me This world is in our hands undoubtedly" 1722 01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:15,400 "You're the boss if you overcome loss" 1723 01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:18,640 "Chase your hurdles confidently Assail and assault ardently" 1724 01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:28,760 "Dude, we hit a jackpot super Life will be doooper hereafter" 1725 01:40:28,840 --> 01:40:34,760 "Wow! Too good, that's it If played right, this plan also a hit" 1726 01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:37,600 "If any doubts in your head trash and stride ahead" 1727 01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:40,360 "Announce for the world to hear Live in comfort, my dear" 1728 01:40:40,400 --> 01:40:43,080 "Where is a road without a barricade, dude" 1729 01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:45,480 "Play your game safe, showoff your attitude" 1730 01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:47,240 "If you use the talent sleeping in you" 1731 01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:51,440 "Heart will sing anew You'll be all time favorite too" 1732 01:40:51,480 --> 01:40:54,240 "If shoulders don't droop Nor do you stoop" 1733 01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:57,040 "You stand tall, head held proud you'll be on the top of the world" 1734 01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:59,720 "If you don't panic, be at ease Not go down on your knees" 1735 01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:02,440 "If you clash head on you hit a jackpot lifelong" 1736 01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:05,320 "If shoulders don't droop Nor do you stoop" 1737 01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:08,120 "You stand tall, head held proud you'll be on the top of the world" 1738 01:41:08,160 --> 01:41:10,880 "If you don't panic, be at ease Not go down on your knees" 1739 01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:13,680 "If you clash head on you hit a jackpot lifelong" 1740 01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:19,160 "I am Miss Smart-aleck, if gutsy, face me This world is in our hands undoubtedly" 1741 01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:21,840 "You're the boss if you overcome loss" 1742 01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:25,120 "Chase your hurdles confidently Assail and assault ardently" 1743 01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:52,520 "He let years fly, that lazy lout Then went begging for every single vote" 1744 01:41:52,600 --> 01:41:58,000 "No need to be tricked from now on Jackpot in our hands, let's enjoy the sun" 1745 01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:00,440 "Purse your goals with persistence always" 1746 01:42:00,480 --> 01:42:03,160 "After a wait when patience pays you will enjoy life in a happy daze" 1747 01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:05,040 "If you use the talent sleeping in you" 1748 01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:09,240 "Heart will sing anew You'll be all time favorite too" 1749 01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:11,960 "If shoulders don't droop Nor do you stoop" 1750 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:14,720 "You stand tall, head held proud you'll be on the top of the world" 1751 01:42:14,800 --> 01:42:17,480 "If you don't panic, be at ease Not go down on your knees" 1752 01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:20,320 "If you clash head on you hit a jackpot lifelong" 1753 01:42:20,400 --> 01:42:23,120 "If shoulders don't droop Nor do you stoop" 1754 01:42:23,160 --> 01:42:25,920 "You stand tall, head held proud you'll be on the top of the world" 1755 01:42:25,960 --> 01:42:28,600 "If you don't panic, be at ease Not go down on your knees" 1756 01:42:28,680 --> 01:42:31,440 "If you clash head on you hit a jackpot lifelong" 1757 01:42:31,480 --> 01:42:36,960 "I am Miss Smart-aleck, if gutsy, face me This world is in our hands undoubtedly" 1758 01:42:37,080 --> 01:42:39,800 "You're the boss if you overcome loss" 1759 01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:43,120 "Chase your hurdles confidently Assail and assault ardently" 1760 01:42:54,320 --> 01:42:56,640 'Imagine the lifestyle I was used to' 1761 01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:04,320 'And my present plight, huh?' 1762 01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:07,800 'What are you looking at? A soothsayer's handiwork!' 1763 01:43:11,160 --> 01:43:13,240 'I'll somehow get Michael Jackson's face' 1764 01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:16,200 "Beat it...just beat it" 1765 01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:18,640 "Beat it...just beat it" 1766 01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:20,320 'Don't yell and get me caught' 1767 01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:21,720 "Just beat it" 1768 01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:32,120 Masha, what are you doing? 1769 01:43:32,200 --> 01:43:34,160 'They told me to dig just 2' deep? 1770 01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:35,800 I've dug almost 4 feet 1771 01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:38,840 Madam, I can't find anything in here 1772 01:43:38,880 --> 01:43:40,080 Dig deeper 1773 01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:42,600 Easier said than done! Come and sweat it out 1774 01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:45,520 Can you get me some juice while I keep digging? 1775 01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:47,200 Dig deeper 1776 01:43:47,280 --> 01:43:49,360 'Deeper than this? I'm out of breath 1777 01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:11,120 'Boulder' 1778 01:44:11,160 --> 01:44:14,280 Madam, in your hometown is a boulder called a brass vessel? 1779 01:44:14,320 --> 01:44:16,480 All my beads of sweat for this bloody boulder? 1780 01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:19,760 I told you so! Don't trust that old hag 1781 01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:21,400 Keep quiet, Masha 1782 01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:24,120 'Don't worry I'll dig again' 1783 01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:25,680 'Let's try our luck again' 1784 01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:32,600 'It is a wild beast' 1785 01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:34,720 'We won't even go near it to fill its water trough' 1786 01:44:34,760 --> 01:44:36,760 'We don't know how it is still alive' 1787 01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:45,320 That's the one! 1788 01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:47,480 - Bingo! - What? 1789 01:44:47,520 --> 01:44:49,120 Masha, we got it 1790 01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:50,400 Where? 1791 01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:55,160 Hey! Throw that water trough to us 1792 01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:57,240 - That one? - Yes, throw it 1793 01:44:57,280 --> 01:44:58,280 'I can't believe it' 1794 01:44:58,320 --> 01:45:00,120 - Got it, Masha - That one, right? 1795 01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:05,200 Throw it to us 1796 01:45:09,160 --> 01:45:10,920 Madam, brass vessel 1797 01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:12,400 - Throw it - Throw, da 1798 01:45:12,440 --> 01:45:14,160 How can we go to America with this? 1799 01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:18,160 We can even buy America with that! 1800 01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:20,880 Throw it, da 1801 01:45:20,920 --> 01:45:23,160 Let me dig 1' more and see what we get 1802 01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:25,280 - Hey! Listen - SHUT UP! 1803 01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:27,800 If I get my hands on a job I won't leave it half done 1804 01:45:27,840 --> 01:45:29,120 Let me go 1805 01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:32,200 'Someone may come Just throw it' 1806 01:45:32,240 --> 01:45:33,520 'Will you throw it or not?' 1807 01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:35,120 I told you it is just a brass vessel? 1808 01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:37,440 It won't even fetch you 1/4 kg of dates 1809 01:45:37,520 --> 01:45:40,680 Whatever you dig and get is all yours 1810 01:45:40,720 --> 01:45:42,080 But throw this to us 1811 01:45:42,120 --> 01:45:43,560 The treasure is mine, huh? 1812 01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:44,760 Lady Luck is smiling on me 1813 01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:46,040 'Then only I'll go to America' 1814 01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:47,080 'Where is it?' 1815 01:45:48,600 --> 01:45:50,360 Throw that vessel 1816 01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:51,560 Wait 1817 01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:54,000 Here you go To hell with you! 1818 01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:56,680 'Akshu, pick it up' 1819 01:45:59,080 --> 01:46:01,840 P...py...pypypytho! 1820 01:46:05,440 --> 01:46:07,280 Akshu, come out 1821 01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:15,240 - Sir, he is running, aim at his feet - Go and nab him 1822 01:46:15,320 --> 01:46:16,480 Aiyaiyo! 1823 01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:17,720 Hey you there! 1824 01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:22,680 - Akshu, don't - Masha, let go of my foot 1825 01:46:25,840 --> 01:46:27,560 'Gunny bags Easy to jump!' 1826 01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:32,480 'Son of a gun! He has erected a false wall!' 1827 01:46:35,440 --> 01:46:37,360 - Nab him - I told you not to take him in 1828 01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:39,000 Why ask me now? Go, get him 1829 01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:40,240 Whom else will I ask? 1830 01:46:40,280 --> 01:46:41,720 1st he should be shot 1831 01:46:42,080 --> 01:46:44,040 Masha, run fast 1832 01:46:59,280 --> 01:47:00,760 'I am so thirsty' 1833 01:47:02,160 --> 01:47:04,040 'All the pots are empty' 1834 01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:05,760 'How do they water the plants?' 1835 01:47:10,040 --> 01:47:11,680 'Why hoard so many books?' 1836 01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:14,920 'There's a fish bowl' 1837 01:47:14,960 --> 01:47:16,800 'No other go I have to drink this' 1838 01:47:27,080 --> 01:47:29,040 Hey! Who are you? 1839 01:47:29,960 --> 01:47:32,280 Sir, please don't shout I'm an innocent fellow 1840 01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:34,280 A whole battalion is looking for me 1841 01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:36,840 'Aiyaiyo! What's happening?' 1842 01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:38,760 Why are you dancing? 1843 01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:39,760 Nothing, sir 1844 01:47:39,800 --> 01:47:42,040 I felt thirsty, I drank water from your fish bowl 1845 01:47:42,080 --> 01:47:44,000 That fish is dancing within me 1846 01:47:47,360 --> 01:47:49,200 Aiyaiyo! 1847 01:47:53,120 --> 01:47:55,000 'Why is this girl smiling at me?' 1848 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,840 Don't laugh, dear 1849 01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:06,240 'I'm telling you not to laugh' 1850 01:48:10,480 --> 01:48:12,120 'Moving into awkward parts!' 1851 01:48:13,960 --> 01:48:16,120 My daughter...is laughing 1852 01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:19,160 You are laughing, darling 1853 01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:20,720 Is she your daughter? 1854 01:48:21,320 --> 01:48:22,840 - Acting? - Sir 1855 01:48:22,880 --> 01:48:24,680 I swear the fish-dance is making me jiggle 1856 01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:26,840 Why should I lie to you? 1857 01:48:26,880 --> 01:48:28,680 Will you act in a movie? 1858 01:48:29,520 --> 01:48:32,000 - In a movie? - My dad is a director 1859 01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:36,520 I'll give it a shot, sir 1860 01:48:43,640 --> 01:48:44,640 Hello...? 1861 01:48:44,720 --> 01:48:46,880 - Aren't you ashamed? - Not at all 1862 01:48:51,760 --> 01:48:52,800 Hello 1863 01:48:52,840 --> 01:48:55,680 You snitched on us as soon as they beat you up? 1864 01:48:55,720 --> 01:48:56,920 'Traitor!' 1865 01:48:56,960 --> 01:48:59,880 They beat me black and blue I didn't utter a single word 1866 01:48:59,920 --> 01:49:03,000 '4 of them caught hold of me and punched me to a paste' 1867 01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:05,480 They forced booze down my throat 1868 01:49:05,800 --> 01:49:06,800 I blabbered 1869 01:49:06,840 --> 01:49:08,960 But my love is true 1870 01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:10,360 '100% truth' 1871 01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:12,280 I'll do anything for my Masha 1872 01:49:12,320 --> 01:49:13,760 'Do you know who you are?' 1873 01:49:13,800 --> 01:49:17,240 You are a combo of 100 Kaala 500 Kabali and 1000 Baashha 1874 01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:19,920 Only then will you get your Masha! 1875 01:49:20,960 --> 01:49:24,080 Bring a vehicle as strong as you 1876 01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:25,600 'Is Masha next to you?' 1877 01:49:25,640 --> 01:49:29,120 My sweetie pie, my muffin, my honey tart! 1878 01:49:29,600 --> 01:49:31,200 I'm waiting 1879 01:49:31,240 --> 01:49:32,760 You're so cuuute! 1880 01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:35,080 You watching I am fighting 1881 01:49:35,120 --> 01:49:38,200 My beloved Masha...muah! 1882 01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:43,000 "If you and I were locked up in a room" 1883 01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:48,640 [song from 'Bobby'] 1884 01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:51,400 Why do we need a song when you're rubbing it? 1885 01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:54,560 That's my ringtone, bhai My wife loves calling me 1886 01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:16,640 My dear Bhai! 1887 01:50:17,440 --> 01:50:18,640 This is brass! 1888 01:50:18,680 --> 01:50:20,720 You jinxed-mouth rat! 1889 01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:23,560 What was that expression for then? 1890 01:50:23,600 --> 01:50:26,400 I found this vessel in Pinky's shed, sir 1891 01:50:26,440 --> 01:50:28,080 I fill it with water for Pinky 1892 01:50:28,120 --> 01:50:30,840 Are they on a warpath to flick this brass bowl? 1893 01:50:30,880 --> 01:50:32,920 Shall we just call them and hand it over? 1894 01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:36,920 If they are risking their lives for this there's more to it than meets the eye 1895 01:50:36,960 --> 01:50:39,120 Maybe the water is cool if stored in it 1896 01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:40,680 Don't make a murderer out of me 1897 01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:43,120 They will definitely come back for this 1898 01:50:43,160 --> 01:50:44,640 Let them come 1899 01:50:44,680 --> 01:50:46,240 This gun missed its target last time 1900 01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:50,680 If they slink into my house, every bullet will get embedded in them this time 1901 01:50:51,760 --> 01:50:54,000 Hey! Isn't that a car? 1902 01:50:54,040 --> 01:50:55,560 - Yes, bro - That's it! 1903 01:50:55,600 --> 01:50:57,880 'They've come with a huge battalion!' 1904 01:50:57,920 --> 01:51:00,520 Why are you giving me a heart attack? 1905 01:51:10,440 --> 01:51:12,680 - Aiyo! - What is this, Manastha? 1906 01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:14,720 Is this how you receive guests? 1907 01:51:14,760 --> 01:51:18,040 I wanted to show you my new second hand car and get a keychain from you 1908 01:51:18,080 --> 01:51:19,400 You're pointing a gun at me 1909 01:51:19,440 --> 01:51:22,040 I'm in a soup as it is and you're adding fuel to the fire! 1910 01:51:22,080 --> 01:51:23,200 What is your problem? 1911 01:51:23,240 --> 01:51:26,080 Is DCP Raghavan hassling you or the new entrant Sethupathi? 1912 01:51:26,120 --> 01:51:27,840 Rugged old cop Walter Vetrivel? 1913 01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:30,840 Dare devil Anbu Selvan IPS? Or our dear Durai Singam? 1914 01:51:30,880 --> 01:51:32,680 Name the cop I'll handle him 1915 01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:34,400 None of them, bhai 1916 01:51:34,440 --> 01:51:37,680 The ones who stripped you to your birthday suit 1917 01:51:37,920 --> 01:51:39,880 That devilish duo, huh? 1918 01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:41,840 I'm going home See you later 1919 01:51:41,880 --> 01:51:43,440 Are you in a hurry to pee? 1920 01:52:17,720 --> 01:52:20,760 You manhandled me the other day when I was a single fellow 1921 01:52:20,800 --> 01:52:23,720 If you have the courage I'm here with 2 bravehearts 1922 01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:26,200 Let me see how you take me head on now! 1923 01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:29,120 We brought you here as our driver 1924 01:52:29,160 --> 01:52:30,480 Baldie blockhead! 1925 01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:32,840 Why do you have a radio pinned to your mouth? 1926 01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:34,840 Go and get that vessel 1927 01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:37,080 Masha, you've changed beyond recognition 1928 01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:40,200 Hey! Who are you? Breaking my wall when sand costs a king's ransom 1929 01:52:40,240 --> 01:52:41,880 Will this bowl make you a millionaire? 1930 01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:44,320 Get it into your head you can't step out alive 1931 01:52:44,840 --> 01:52:49,400 If we can walk into your house with grit and guts with all of you here 1932 01:52:49,720 --> 01:52:52,320 ...haven't you understood us even now? 1933 01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:55,880 Bhai, tell him about us 1934 01:52:55,920 --> 01:52:57,520 Ye...yes, true 1935 01:52:57,560 --> 01:53:01,520 I can still visualize the striking avatar you took the other day 1936 01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:03,760 Then why is he pointing that gun at us? 1937 01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:05,000 Come on, Bhai 1938 01:53:05,040 --> 01:53:06,840 'We can sort this out Lower your gun' 1939 01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:09,960 I don't like this clichéd count of 1-2-3 1940 01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:13,520 I prefer counting from ABC to Jo 1941 01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:15,320 Till J 1942 01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:19,400 Ask him to drop that gun by then, BHAI! 1943 01:53:20,440 --> 01:53:21,480 If I don't? 1944 01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:24,400 Bhai, whom are you very fond of? 1945 01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:26,200 My Banu! 1946 01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:27,680 I love Masha 1947 01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:30,920 Should Banu be safe and sound? 1948 01:53:30,960 --> 01:53:32,320 Or this brass vessel? 1949 01:53:33,840 --> 01:53:37,280 No need, Manastha Whatever it is, let us talk it over 1950 01:53:37,320 --> 01:53:40,400 What if they have a bigger gun than this? 1951 01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:43,520 Hey you! Pick it up 1952 01:53:43,560 --> 01:53:45,400 Will you take another step? 1953 01:53:45,480 --> 01:53:46,720 - Don't - Shut up! 1954 01:53:46,760 --> 01:53:47,960 Pick up that gun 1955 01:53:48,000 --> 01:53:49,480 'She has something behind her' 1956 01:53:49,520 --> 01:53:51,360 Come closer, rowdy Get it, baldie! 1957 01:53:51,400 --> 01:53:52,600 Go and get it 1958 01:53:52,640 --> 01:53:55,040 'Baldie, I checked it already It's just a brass vessel' 1959 01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:56,880 'What can you do with it?' 1960 01:54:09,800 --> 01:54:11,240 Aiyo! 1961 01:54:11,440 --> 01:54:13,840 Lift up your hands, Manastha She might shoot you 1962 01:54:13,880 --> 01:54:16,840 Don't worry, Bhai I emptied all the bullets 1963 01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:18,720 There were just 2 left 1964 01:54:19,200 --> 01:54:20,760 She has exhausted those 2 also 1965 01:54:20,800 --> 01:54:24,600 Lower your hands and if we have some more brass vessels, give those also 1966 01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:31,040 'Lower your hands I say' 1967 01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:37,280 What is this? How come another bullet? 1968 01:54:40,600 --> 01:54:43,600 Manastha...Manasthaa! 1969 01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:51,840 Watch it, my dear You may shoot me by mistake 1970 01:54:53,320 --> 01:54:54,600 What is she doing now? 1971 01:54:57,360 --> 01:54:59,040 How did she get another gun? 1972 01:55:03,520 --> 01:55:05,000 - Hey! - Oh gawd! 1973 01:55:05,040 --> 01:55:07,280 Hold it, wait 1974 01:55:07,320 --> 01:55:08,960 It's raining guns now 1975 01:55:09,040 --> 01:55:10,200 Ouch! 1976 01:55:10,280 --> 01:55:11,480 Aiyaiyo! 1977 01:55:12,520 --> 01:55:13,960 Your chapter 1978 01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:15,640 ...closed! 1979 01:55:19,840 --> 01:55:21,600 What's this, Manastha? 1980 01:55:22,920 --> 01:55:24,800 Don't shoot me 1981 01:55:27,000 --> 01:55:28,680 'Aiyaiyo! That's my car' 1982 01:55:28,720 --> 01:55:31,200 'Listen to me, sir She got it goin' so good' 1983 01:55:31,920 --> 01:55:35,040 'She's driving away in my car Get hold of them' 1984 01:55:35,880 --> 01:55:38,240 'So be makin' no error She a real live wire' 1985 01:55:38,320 --> 01:55:39,400 Baldie, hurry up 1986 01:55:39,440 --> 01:55:42,240 'Not a single tale she spun ever happened even' 1987 01:55:42,320 --> 01:55:44,160 Push the pedal to the metal 1988 01:55:44,200 --> 01:55:47,760 'Spinning her dice with a chance in hell Winning her jackpot game so swell' 1989 01:55:47,880 --> 01:55:49,520 Aiyo! They are catching up 1990 01:55:49,560 --> 01:55:54,720 'Rate at which time flies in 5th gear 'Impossible' doesn't feature for her' 1991 01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:56,440 Take it out fast, shoot 1992 01:55:56,520 --> 01:55:59,400 'We takin the jackpot So name ya price' 1993 01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:03,040 "A spark turned blast? Fireworks from a fiery lass?" 1994 01:56:03,120 --> 01:56:06,000 - How is it multiplying?! - Baldie, look at the road, drive 1995 01:56:06,920 --> 01:56:09,040 How do guns multiply in this? 1996 01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:11,760 'Why isn't any gun falling out?' 1997 01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:13,760 Blockhead! 1998 01:56:14,600 --> 01:56:16,000 Aiyo! 1999 01:56:16,040 --> 01:56:17,760 'Can't you keep your hands to yourself?' 2000 01:56:17,800 --> 01:56:19,520 - Wait, dear - Dunderhead! 2001 01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:22,040 Drive fast 2002 01:56:28,200 --> 01:56:29,640 What happened? 2003 01:56:29,680 --> 01:56:30,840 'Throttle!' 2004 01:56:30,880 --> 01:56:32,800 Reverse...quick 2005 01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:36,240 Masha, get down 2006 01:56:36,280 --> 01:56:37,520 Baldie, run 2007 01:56:37,960 --> 01:56:40,760 Masha, I love you 2008 01:56:47,720 --> 01:56:49,040 Come on, boys 2009 01:56:50,960 --> 01:56:52,800 Aiyaiyo! My poor car 2010 01:56:52,840 --> 01:56:54,840 'Stuck in this mire' 2011 01:56:57,400 --> 01:56:58,880 'Nab them' 2012 01:56:59,480 --> 01:57:00,960 Mashaaa! 2013 01:57:31,520 --> 01:57:32,880 'Akshu!' 2014 01:57:58,320 --> 01:58:01,240 'Why do you come to school if you can't pay the fees?' 2015 01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:04,280 'Will you pay the rent or vacate?' 2016 01:58:05,040 --> 01:58:08,800 'Why study in a convent when you can't repay your debt?' 2017 01:58:10,680 --> 01:58:12,360 'Not capable of repaying your loan' 2018 01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:15,240 'But you can pay the fees for her to study in a convent?' 2019 01:59:17,960 --> 01:59:19,640 "Is it a blast from this lass?" 2020 01:59:34,520 --> 01:59:36,840 Mashaaa, catch this 2021 01:59:49,440 --> 01:59:51,200 Akshu, come 2022 01:59:52,400 --> 01:59:54,800 'Mashaaaa, train' 2023 01:59:55,360 --> 01:59:56,920 'COME!' 2024 01:59:58,920 --> 02:00:00,320 Masha! 2025 02:00:04,440 --> 02:00:06,840 Masha, where are you? 2026 02:00:07,800 --> 02:00:09,520 Masha...where are you? 2027 02:00:11,040 --> 02:00:13,880 Masha! Where did you go? 2028 02:00:14,720 --> 02:00:15,840 Masha 2029 02:00:18,160 --> 02:00:19,480 Masha 2030 02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:23,840 Masha 2031 02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:32,400 Masha 2032 02:00:37,160 --> 02:00:38,520 'Akshu?' 2033 02:00:39,840 --> 02:00:41,360 What happened? 2034 02:00:42,560 --> 02:00:44,720 - What's wrong? - Where did you go, Masha? 2035 02:00:44,800 --> 02:00:46,680 I am fine 2036 02:00:46,760 --> 02:00:48,600 You aren't hurt, right? 2037 02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:52,800 Hey look! 2038 02:00:53,680 --> 02:00:55,080 Go...! 2039 02:01:00,920 --> 02:01:02,440 Run fast 2040 02:01:14,720 --> 02:01:17,640 Mashaaa, jump 2041 02:01:18,720 --> 02:01:20,560 Come, jump now 2042 02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:34,600 Get the vessel 2043 02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:04,040 Masha, give me your hand 2044 02:02:04,160 --> 02:02:05,600 Climb up 2045 02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:07,280 Come 2046 02:02:08,480 --> 02:02:09,960 Hoist yourself 2047 02:02:32,000 --> 02:02:34,600 Stealing and cheating like this 2048 02:02:34,840 --> 02:02:38,000 'And then we run for our lives to save our skin...why this plight?' 2049 02:02:41,040 --> 02:02:42,640 Fine, I had to choose such a life 2050 02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:46,000 I thought at least you'll study and make it big in life 2051 02:02:46,560 --> 02:02:50,200 ...you have overtaken me and earned a PhD in scheming 2052 02:02:51,320 --> 02:02:53,560 As if I didn't want to study 2053 02:02:54,240 --> 02:02:59,640 How often I've been punished for not paying the fees or buying my note books 2054 02:02:59,760 --> 02:03:01,880 'Ashamed but I would stand outside my class' 2055 02:03:01,920 --> 02:03:05,920 My classmates used to ridicule me as 'Rag doll Akshaya' 2056 02:03:06,520 --> 02:03:09,480 Money is the reason for all this, Masha? 2057 02:03:13,440 --> 02:03:15,840 If only we had the money 2058 02:03:15,880 --> 02:03:18,560 ...we would've helped others to the best of our ability 2059 02:03:18,600 --> 02:03:20,480 And led a happy life, no? 2060 02:03:20,560 --> 02:03:22,760 'No one should suffer like us' 2061 02:03:22,800 --> 02:03:26,320 Let there not be have-nots in our society 2062 02:03:26,680 --> 02:03:28,320 We should eradicate poverty 2063 02:03:28,360 --> 02:03:29,520 We can try 2064 02:03:29,600 --> 02:03:32,520 But our hands are empty! 2065 02:03:32,760 --> 02:03:34,120 Not my hand 2066 02:03:34,280 --> 02:03:36,680 But my foot has the magic wand! 2067 02:04:13,960 --> 02:04:16,760 subtitled by rekhs assisted by krish 2068 02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:19,240 'Free notebooks for under privileged students' 2069 02:04:19,280 --> 02:04:21,880 'Wedding chain for free for the have-nots in Akshaya Mall' 2070 02:04:21,920 --> 02:04:24,680 They are giving wedding chain for free in Akshaya Mall 2071 02:04:24,760 --> 02:04:27,280 'Free notebooks for under privileged students' 2072 02:04:27,320 --> 02:04:31,480 They are distributing organic seeds free of cost for poor farmers 2073 02:04:31,520 --> 02:04:33,080 Our country is sure to flourish 2074 02:04:33,120 --> 02:04:34,720 But I don't know who the owner is 2075 02:04:34,800 --> 02:04:38,200 She belongs to a well known zamindar family She has won a case just now 2076 02:04:38,240 --> 02:04:39,560 That's why she is so generous 2077 02:04:39,600 --> 02:04:40,680 'Free seeds for farmers' 2078 02:04:40,720 --> 02:04:42,440 'Biriyani only Rs 5' 2079 02:04:42,640 --> 02:04:45,080 They might as well give it free than sell it so cheap 2080 02:04:45,120 --> 02:04:48,480 They don't want people to become lazy 2081 02:04:48,520 --> 02:04:50,120 This is genuine social service 2082 02:05:09,640 --> 02:05:11,520 You go this way and search 2083 02:05:11,560 --> 02:05:14,200 - You take that path - My go down that street 2084 02:05:14,240 --> 02:05:16,880 - Madcap! I'm coming from there - Go and search again 2085 02:05:16,920 --> 02:05:18,440 - This is a dead end - Is it so? 2086 02:05:18,480 --> 02:05:20,120 - Then run this side - Shut your gob 2087 02:05:20,160 --> 02:05:22,480 - Which side shall I go? - Wherever you want 2088 02:05:23,480 --> 02:05:25,240 Catch Somasundaram 2089 02:05:26,400 --> 02:05:27,640 Who is this? 2090 02:05:28,040 --> 02:05:30,480 Why are you lying like a ghost in the middle of the road? 2091 02:05:30,560 --> 02:05:33,600 You had better apologize to me for calling me a ghost 2092 02:05:33,640 --> 02:05:36,440 How dare you demand an apology from Manasthan 2093 02:05:44,320 --> 02:05:46,000 Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww! 2094 02:05:46,040 --> 02:05:48,560 Masha, have you become Baashha the don? 2095 02:05:48,640 --> 02:05:51,440 I haven't changed This is for you to reform! 2096 02:05:51,960 --> 02:05:54,760 Don't get your hands dirty hereafter dealing with stolen vehicles 2097 02:05:54,800 --> 02:05:58,840 Because you know our secret Masha will give you an unpleasant surprise 2098 02:05:59,480 --> 02:06:00,720 Thank you very much 2099 02:06:05,720 --> 02:06:08,480 What temerity to steal and sell vehicles, huh? 2100 02:06:08,600 --> 02:06:10,800 Get up I said get up 2101 02:06:11,440 --> 02:06:12,680 Take your shirt off 2102 02:06:15,200 --> 02:06:16,680 Take your shir- 2103 02:06:27,320 --> 02:06:29,160 Are you a married person? 2104 02:06:29,600 --> 02:06:33,040 No, I am wild and single! 2105 02:06:34,560 --> 02:06:35,880 You, madam? 2106 02:06:36,960 --> 02:06:38,960 Get him 'biriyani' 2107 02:06:48,040 --> 02:06:49,400 Naughty! 2108 02:06:49,520 --> 02:06:50,920 '1999 Then' 2109 02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:53,160 'Owner of a rice mill is just a name tag!' 2110 02:06:53,200 --> 02:06:56,400 'Go and tell my son Manasthan and daughter Manasthi right now' 2111 02:06:56,440 --> 02:06:59,040 'Somasundaram has kidnapped and killed me' 2112 02:06:59,120 --> 02:07:00,160 'That's so simple' 2113 02:07:00,240 --> 02:07:02,560 'I'll make it spread like wildfire' 2114 02:07:03,000 --> 02:07:04,960 'Hey! What are you up to?' 2115 02:07:05,000 --> 02:07:08,200 'I learnt a new mantra I'm trying that spell with this tea' 2116 02:07:08,240 --> 02:07:11,440 'I am sitting here jobless Try your spell on me' 2117 02:07:20,440 --> 02:07:22,440 'Why did you turn me into a cow?' 2118 02:07:22,640 --> 02:07:24,480 'Where are you off to?' 2119 02:07:24,560 --> 02:07:25,800 'Today' 2120 02:07:25,920 --> 02:07:27,520 'Running Successfully 100th Day' 2121 02:07:27,560 --> 02:07:30,080 'Wretched fellow! If he had changed me like him' 2122 02:07:30,160 --> 02:07:32,480 'I would have acted with Nayantara' 2123 02:07:41,680 --> 02:07:42,760 Hi girls 2124 02:07:42,880 --> 02:07:44,560 Hey! Hero 2125 02:07:45,240 --> 02:07:47,320 I am on top of the world How are you? 2126 02:07:47,360 --> 02:07:49,200 Told your amma everything, eh? 2127 02:07:49,240 --> 02:07:51,800 Just the opposite I'm adopting her as my amma 2128 02:07:51,840 --> 02:07:54,600 Okay, listen This box has cash 2129 02:07:54,640 --> 02:07:57,560 Go straight to USA and get back your original face 2130 02:07:57,600 --> 02:07:59,920 - What about you? - Let this face be status quo 2131 02:07:59,960 --> 02:08:02,120 People have started appreciating this face 2132 02:08:02,200 --> 02:08:06,200 I'll make a mark till my last breath as a comedian with this face and curly mop 2133 02:08:06,320 --> 02:08:07,440 All yours 2134 02:08:07,480 --> 02:08:11,400 No thanks, dear We love our middle class lifestyle 2135 02:08:11,440 --> 02:08:12,840 'Oh! So goes the story, huh?' 2136 02:08:12,880 --> 02:08:15,600 Then don't change your pet Akshaya 2137 02:08:15,640 --> 02:08:17,560 I'll take her as my wife How's that? 2138 02:08:18,920 --> 02:08:21,560 Did I hear you right? You want Akshu as your- 2139 02:08:21,600 --> 02:08:24,600 Don't show your filmy stunts on me 2140 02:08:24,640 --> 02:08:27,680 You can be hero to the world But if you want to marry Akshu- 2141 02:08:27,720 --> 02:08:30,360 You're the heroine for my next film, okay?161310

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