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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,126 --> 00:00:48,160 Let's hear it for Della Carr. 2 00:00:48,978 --> 00:00:51,363 Dude, your sister kicks serious ass. 3 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:53,532 Competed in the boy's league this year. 4 00:00:53,599 --> 00:00:55,600 Kicked their asses too. 5 00:01:00,239 --> 00:01:01,072 Nice job, Del. You... 6 00:01:01,124 --> 00:01:02,624 I went faster on the 50-50. 7 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:03,742 You were right. 8 00:01:03,793 --> 00:01:06,328 All right, who wants next ? 9 00:01:06,412 --> 00:01:07,946 Yeah, yeah, I'm a little biased. 10 00:01:16,806 --> 00:01:20,091 Whoo ! 11 00:01:20,143 --> 00:01:22,794 Whoa ! 12 00:01:22,845 --> 00:01:23,929 Custom decks. 13 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,430 Start the bidding at 400 bucks. 14 00:01:25,481 --> 00:01:27,465 Trust me, the kids'll force their parents to buy them. 15 00:01:27,517 --> 00:01:29,234 You got to see this. 16 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:40,144 You made a great event today, hon. 17 00:01:40,196 --> 00:01:41,863 Fast enough for you ? 18 00:01:41,948 --> 00:01:42,981 I'm already in a wheelchair. 19 00:01:43,032 --> 00:01:45,834 What are you so afraid of ? 20 00:01:49,338 --> 00:01:51,840 That wasn't what I meant. 21 00:01:56,161 --> 00:01:58,346 Della ? You okay ? 22 00:01:58,431 --> 00:02:01,433 Mom ! Dad ! 23 00:02:46,729 --> 00:02:48,813 We got to stop parking like this. 24 00:02:48,881 --> 00:02:50,381 People are gonna talk. 25 00:02:50,433 --> 00:02:54,185 Well, that's why I plan on doing some talking first. 26 00:02:54,237 --> 00:02:56,387 I want us to formerly report our relationship 27 00:02:56,439 --> 00:02:58,406 to Human Resources. 28 00:02:58,491 --> 00:03:01,726 Okay. You get them, I'll cover everybody else. 29 00:03:01,777 --> 00:03:03,411 I would appreciate it 30 00:03:03,479 --> 00:03:05,580 if we could keep it quiet until we had that meeting. 31 00:03:05,665 --> 00:03:07,532 It's gonna be hard with me grabbing your ass all day. 32 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:10,401 Grabbing stops at the threshold. 33 00:03:10,453 --> 00:03:12,103 Of the parking garage. 34 00:03:12,171 --> 00:03:13,238 Handicapped plates. 35 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:15,040 I got special access. 36 00:03:19,411 --> 00:03:22,197 I just don't want our relationship affecting our jobs. 37 00:03:22,265 --> 00:03:25,016 Or the other way around. 38 00:03:28,854 --> 00:03:33,975 Why, Dr. Cuddy, how was your weekend ? 39 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:37,195 I got a call about a case for you. 40 00:03:37,262 --> 00:03:38,229 14-year-old. 41 00:03:38,281 --> 00:03:39,814 EMTs think her heart stopped... 42 00:03:39,899 --> 00:03:41,149 Sounds great. 43 00:03:41,233 --> 00:03:43,434 You haven't seen it yet. 44 00:03:43,486 --> 00:03:45,603 I sense something fascinating about it. 45 00:03:45,655 --> 00:03:47,939 I'm gonna get us in to see HR this afternoon. 46 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:49,624 Think you can hold your tongue till then ? 47 00:03:49,692 --> 00:03:53,111 Mom... 48 00:03:53,162 --> 00:03:54,278 Fine. 49 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:55,580 People are gonna know soon enough. 50 00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:57,332 I think I can hold it till lunch. 51 00:04:09,545 --> 00:04:11,796 I'm seeing Cuddy. 52 00:04:11,847 --> 00:04:13,732 Generally, without her clothes on. 53 00:04:13,799 --> 00:04:15,951 Use your imagination. 54 00:04:16,018 --> 00:04:18,086 Hope it's got a wide-angle lens. 55 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:20,071 You don't actually need that. 56 00:04:20,139 --> 00:04:22,991 I'm gonna check my office for whoopee cushions. 57 00:04:23,075 --> 00:04:24,159 This is not a prank. 58 00:04:24,243 --> 00:04:27,712 This is not me walking out the door. 59 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:30,398 Really ? You and Cuddy ? 60 00:04:30,466 --> 00:04:32,200 For reals. Foreman can translate. 61 00:04:32,268 --> 00:04:34,753 So junior miss everything... 62 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:38,421 skateboarder, basketballer, science clubber, seal clubber... 63 00:04:39,492 --> 00:04:41,142 I'm actually guessing with that last one. 64 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:43,144 Healthy one day, heart arrhythmia the next. 65 00:04:43,212 --> 00:04:44,346 Are you sure it a good idea 66 00:04:44,413 --> 00:04:47,015 to be yanking on the chain of command ? 67 00:04:47,099 --> 00:04:48,616 Way to go, House. 68 00:04:48,684 --> 00:04:51,019 I'm surprised you two didn't get together sooner. 69 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:52,687 EKG, echo and head CT are all spotless. 70 00:04:52,772 --> 00:04:54,606 There's nothing on her neurological exam. 71 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:55,940 Interesting. 72 00:04:56,008 --> 00:04:58,293 In favor, indignant, indifferent. 73 00:04:58,361 --> 00:05:00,228 Think I'd like a female perspective. 74 00:05:00,312 --> 00:05:03,965 Or Thirteen's. Where is she ? - She's gone. 75 00:05:04,033 --> 00:05:05,617 She said she was taking a leave of absence. 76 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:08,352 Wanted us to think it was for a Huntington's study in Rome. 77 00:05:08,404 --> 00:05:09,571 They've never heard of her. 78 00:05:09,655 --> 00:05:11,122 Cell and home phone are disconnected. 79 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:13,491 Apartment's already been vacated. 80 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:15,810 And what's with the death's head cane ? 81 00:05:15,878 --> 00:05:20,465 They didn't have a death's ass cane in my size. 82 00:05:20,532 --> 00:05:23,084 Well, I guess we'll just have to wait. 83 00:05:23,169 --> 00:05:25,220 Conditions that cause intermittent heart arrhythmias. 84 00:05:25,304 --> 00:05:26,588 Taub. 85 00:05:26,655 --> 00:05:28,089 Three years, you've been trying to game out Thirteen, 86 00:05:28,174 --> 00:05:29,441 and now you don't care ? 87 00:05:29,508 --> 00:05:31,693 Sorry. Not caring about Thirteen 88 00:05:31,761 --> 00:05:33,645 is not part of the differential for heart arrhythmia, 89 00:05:33,712 --> 00:05:35,063 but you do get a home version of the game. 90 00:05:35,147 --> 00:05:36,314 Patient's brother has severe, 91 00:05:36,381 --> 00:05:37,649 congenital muscular dystrophy. 92 00:05:37,716 --> 00:05:39,567 Life expectancy of about 25. 93 00:05:39,652 --> 00:05:41,352 If she's had a latent case of it... 94 00:05:41,404 --> 00:05:43,271 Wouldn't be sudden onset. Foreman. 95 00:05:43,339 --> 00:05:45,757 Do you know something about Thirteen that we don't ? 96 00:05:45,825 --> 00:05:47,292 She's entitled to her privacy. 97 00:05:47,359 --> 00:05:49,444 Just as I'm entitled to a diagnosis. 98 00:05:49,512 --> 00:05:52,113 And you're glossing over Thirteen's departure 99 00:05:52,198 --> 00:05:55,417 because you actually respect somebody's privacy ? 100 00:05:55,484 --> 00:05:56,818 I agree. It's weird of me not to care. 101 00:05:56,886 --> 00:05:59,154 So either I'm a changed man because of Cuddy, 102 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:00,588 or I'm pretending to be a changed man 103 00:06:00,673 --> 00:06:02,257 because I do know something about Thirteen 104 00:06:02,341 --> 00:06:03,908 and I'm trying to throw you off the scent, 105 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:05,794 or I've just gone nutty bananas because I lost a patient. 106 00:06:05,861 --> 00:06:06,961 All of which you are free to discuss 107 00:06:07,046 --> 00:06:09,431 after I get a diagnosis. 108 00:06:09,515 --> 00:06:10,715 If it's Long QT Syndrome, 109 00:06:10,766 --> 00:06:12,183 any startling stimulus in that skate park 110 00:06:12,251 --> 00:06:13,535 could have triggered the arrhythmia. 111 00:06:13,602 --> 00:06:15,270 Loud noise, flashing lights. 112 00:06:15,337 --> 00:06:17,472 Scare the patient to death to confirm Long QT. 113 00:06:20,893 --> 00:06:22,193 Fine. If you insist, 114 00:06:22,261 --> 00:06:23,761 do it in a room with one of those thingamabobs 115 00:06:23,813 --> 00:06:27,398 that brings people back to life. 116 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:28,366 Scare test is insane. 117 00:06:28,434 --> 00:06:29,434 Scare test is legitimate. 118 00:06:29,502 --> 00:06:30,819 Simulates real world conditions. 119 00:06:30,903 --> 00:06:32,704 This fling with Cuddy is insane. 120 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,456 Flare gun ? Scary enough ? 121 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:36,741 How about just telling her we're planning this stupid test ? 122 00:06:36,792 --> 00:06:39,160 And I'm hoping House and Cuddy are more than just a fling. 123 00:06:39,245 --> 00:06:40,295 It's clearly mellowed him out. 124 00:06:40,379 --> 00:06:41,863 He didn't even care about Thirteen. 125 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,164 Right. The guy who ordered us 126 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:44,833 to stop the patient's heart has mellowed out. 127 00:06:44,917 --> 00:06:46,701 It's gonna be horrible because it's doomed, 128 00:06:46,769 --> 00:06:47,836 which is just gonna make House 129 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,337 50 times more of a crank. 130 00:06:49,421 --> 00:06:50,839 Firecrackers. 131 00:06:50,923 --> 00:06:53,141 We can hide 'em under one of those covered food trays. 132 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:01,216 Find any itching powder in your hanky ? 133 00:07:01,283 --> 00:07:03,434 Any fake poo in your desk drawer ? 134 00:07:03,486 --> 00:07:05,186 Yes, the lack of dime-store pranks 135 00:07:05,271 --> 00:07:07,589 is proof that you're actually dating Cuddy, 136 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:08,857 and not just mocking me 137 00:07:08,941 --> 00:07:10,575 for being worried about you. 138 00:07:10,642 --> 00:07:12,243 What do I have to do to prove this to you ? 139 00:07:12,311 --> 00:07:14,312 Tattoo a cane on her inner thigh ? 140 00:07:14,363 --> 00:07:17,365 Tattoo her inner thigh on my cane ? 141 00:07:17,449 --> 00:07:19,450 You told everybody, didn't you ? 142 00:07:19,502 --> 00:07:20,451 Repeatedly. 143 00:07:20,519 --> 00:07:21,703 This one's not buying it. 144 00:07:21,787 --> 00:07:22,820 Need a little help. 145 00:07:22,872 --> 00:07:24,289 I'm not selling it. 146 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:26,457 It's time for our meeting at Human Resources. 147 00:07:26,509 --> 00:07:28,426 Hmm. Human Resources. 148 00:07:28,493 --> 00:07:30,795 Now, why would I need to go to Human Resources ? 149 00:07:30,863 --> 00:07:32,363 House, you've been to Human Resources 150 00:07:32,431 --> 00:07:34,382 74 times in the last six weeks. 151 00:07:34,466 --> 00:07:37,501 Never after doing this. 152 00:07:37,553 --> 00:07:39,103 Well, I'm convinced. 153 00:07:39,171 --> 00:07:40,805 Come on. One peck. 154 00:07:40,856 --> 00:07:42,140 Just enough to arouse him a little. 155 00:07:42,191 --> 00:07:43,975 I... hey, I'm not even... 156 00:07:44,026 --> 00:07:45,410 I didn't mean you. 157 00:07:45,477 --> 00:07:47,478 If I confirm it, can we leave ? 158 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:49,314 Yes. 159 00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:51,349 It's true. 160 00:07:56,188 --> 00:07:57,071 I've been more passionate 161 00:07:57,156 --> 00:07:58,239 with my great aunt. 162 00:07:58,307 --> 00:08:00,375 Mabel ? Up high. 163 00:08:08,968 --> 00:08:11,669 We done here ? 164 00:08:18,577 --> 00:08:20,728 She didn't even ask me to cough. 165 00:08:20,813 --> 00:08:26,050 Think you straightened out my limp a little. 166 00:08:26,118 --> 00:08:27,619 How would you describe 167 00:08:27,686 --> 00:08:30,555 the exact nature of the relationship ? 168 00:08:30,623 --> 00:08:31,890 You ever see Wild Kingdom ? 169 00:08:31,957 --> 00:08:33,791 Those insects that rip their partner's heads off 170 00:08:33,859 --> 00:08:36,227 after copulating ? 171 00:08:44,069 --> 00:08:45,453 It's a sexual relationship. 172 00:08:48,207 --> 00:08:49,324 Go slowly now. 173 00:08:49,391 --> 00:08:50,692 He's writing it down. 174 00:08:50,759 --> 00:08:53,461 I believe that I can still 175 00:08:53,545 --> 00:08:55,546 supervise Dr. House effectively, 176 00:08:55,598 --> 00:08:57,265 but we both want to follow hospital policy 177 00:08:57,349 --> 00:08:58,383 to the letter. 178 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,084 Our concern is to make sure 179 00:09:00,152 --> 00:09:02,070 that there's no conflict of interest, 180 00:09:02,137 --> 00:09:04,439 no liability for the hospital. 181 00:09:04,523 --> 00:09:06,341 You think we're gonna sue if things go South ? 182 00:09:06,408 --> 00:09:08,109 Let me tell you. She actually does go... 183 00:09:08,193 --> 00:09:10,144 House. 184 00:09:10,229 --> 00:09:12,196 Let him talk. 185 00:09:12,264 --> 00:09:15,300 I, uh, know that you're not going to sue, 186 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:19,937 because you are both going to sign love contracts. 187 00:09:19,989 --> 00:09:21,772 Consensual relationship agreements. 188 00:09:21,824 --> 00:09:23,808 Well, obviously outside council 189 00:09:23,876 --> 00:09:28,863 will have to review the crotchless undies clause. 190 00:09:28,931 --> 00:09:30,949 Uh, we'll also need to watch 191 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:33,635 for any favoritism toward Dr. House. 192 00:09:33,719 --> 00:09:35,386 Does that mean she has to sleep with everyone ? 193 00:09:35,454 --> 00:09:37,255 I promise not to give him a raise or a promotion 194 00:09:37,306 --> 00:09:38,506 of any kind. 195 00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:39,623 There's got to be a joke there 196 00:09:39,675 --> 00:09:41,092 about keeping up with inflation. 197 00:09:41,143 --> 00:09:45,063 Or bias against him. 198 00:09:47,399 --> 00:09:48,599 Are there any supervisory issues 199 00:09:48,651 --> 00:09:49,901 with Dr. House's current case load ? 200 00:09:49,968 --> 00:09:51,302 No, her case is solved. 201 00:09:51,353 --> 00:09:53,104 Patient has Long QT. 202 00:09:53,155 --> 00:09:54,989 Gonna scare her into cardiac arrest to confirm it. 203 00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:56,157 No, we're not. 204 00:09:56,241 --> 00:09:58,943 Okay, no, we're not. 205 00:09:58,994 --> 00:10:03,314 See ? Everything's under control. 206 00:10:03,365 --> 00:10:05,867 I know you're still planning your ridiculous scare test. 207 00:10:05,951 --> 00:10:07,985 The patient is nowhere near sick enough 208 00:10:08,037 --> 00:10:09,754 to justify the risk. 209 00:10:09,821 --> 00:10:11,673 An angiogram and an E.P. study 210 00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:14,342 are much safer and very effective. 211 00:10:14,426 --> 00:10:17,345 Fair point. Not doing the scare test. 212 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:22,967 I'd invite you to watch me not doing the test, 213 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:24,802 but having not done it many times before, 214 00:10:24,853 --> 00:10:27,338 trust me, it's pretty not interesting. 215 00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:35,897 House ? 216 00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:37,065 Scare test was not approved. 217 00:10:37,149 --> 00:10:39,017 Do an angio and E.P. study instead. 218 00:10:39,084 --> 00:10:41,185 First of all, that's not as effective as... 219 00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:46,708 How come you're not doing the more specialized test ? 220 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,327 This test is virtually just as effective. 221 00:10:49,395 --> 00:10:51,963 And Dr. House puts a premium on patient safety. 222 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,364 But frequently changes his mind. 223 00:10:53,415 --> 00:10:56,417 Hugo, give him a break. I'm fine. 224 00:10:56,485 --> 00:10:57,719 You should go to the bathroom before we go. 225 00:10:57,803 --> 00:10:59,637 We've been hydrating you for quite a while. 226 00:10:59,704 --> 00:11:00,722 I don't have to pee. 227 00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:02,390 Once we start the test, 228 00:11:02,474 --> 00:11:04,208 you won't be able to move for at least an hour. 229 00:11:04,259 --> 00:11:06,177 I really don't have to pee. 230 00:11:06,245 --> 00:11:08,312 How much fluid have we given her ? 231 00:11:09,932 --> 00:11:11,449 2.5 liters. 232 00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,151 When's the last time you went to the bathroom ? 233 00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:15,386 Last night, I guess. 234 00:11:15,437 --> 00:11:16,671 What does that mean ? 235 00:11:16,739 --> 00:11:19,424 Your daughter's kidneys seem to be failing. 236 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,998 So what could cause her heart to stop 237 00:11:26,015 --> 00:11:28,066 and her urine not to drop ? 238 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,721 House, I was expecting your relationship with Cuddy 239 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,988 to complicate our work long-term. 240 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:36,791 I am now concerned it might be affecting us short-term. 241 00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:38,126 All due respect. 242 00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:39,661 None taken. 243 00:11:39,728 --> 00:11:41,563 I listen to Cuddy all the time. 244 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:44,015 She's my boss. Also yours, by the way. 245 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,550 You'd listen, then tell her she's being an idiot, 246 00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:47,001 and do whatever you want. 247 00:11:47,069 --> 00:11:48,186 I find I can skip the idiot part 248 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,471 when she's not being an idiot, 249 00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:50,755 and since the scare test 250 00:11:50,823 --> 00:11:52,157 would have led to the same dead end, 251 00:11:52,224 --> 00:11:53,558 she was right to stop it. 252 00:11:53,642 --> 00:11:55,894 Which means your problem's about you. 253 00:11:55,978 --> 00:11:57,362 This should be interesting. 254 00:11:57,446 --> 00:11:59,063 Losers love company. 255 00:11:59,148 --> 00:12:01,399 And if even a misanthrope like me 256 00:12:01,484 --> 00:12:02,901 has a chance at happiness, 257 00:12:02,985 --> 00:12:04,486 it's gonna be pretty lonely 258 00:12:04,537 --> 00:12:06,337 on that landfill of loserdom 259 00:12:06,405 --> 00:12:08,439 you call a marriage. 260 00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:09,941 Heart, kidneys, go. 261 00:12:10,009 --> 00:12:11,843 Could be Fabry disease. 262 00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:13,545 Lipid deposition in her tissues. 263 00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:14,829 Dad's history was clean. 264 00:12:14,897 --> 00:12:15,980 What about protein deposits ? 265 00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:18,149 They wouldn't show in her parents' history. 266 00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:20,134 Amyloidosis. 267 00:12:20,202 --> 00:12:22,170 Explains both the symptoms. 268 00:12:22,221 --> 00:12:23,371 Marrow transplant to treat. 269 00:12:23,422 --> 00:12:24,872 Brother's a match. 270 00:12:24,924 --> 00:12:27,542 Confirm and do. 271 00:12:30,279 --> 00:12:31,329 I been experiencing fatigue, 272 00:12:31,397 --> 00:12:33,932 and... and weakness. 273 00:12:34,016 --> 00:12:35,600 Wouldn't have anything to do with the fact 274 00:12:35,684 --> 00:12:39,137 that you're... 102 years old. 275 00:12:39,205 --> 00:12:40,688 Usually he's strong as an ox. 276 00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:42,524 102-year-old ox. 277 00:12:42,575 --> 00:12:45,026 He has tingling in his feet and his legs. 278 00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:47,328 I want a full battery of tests. 279 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:48,646 Carbon dating ? 280 00:12:48,714 --> 00:12:51,065 I'll pay cash if it's not covered. 281 00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:52,567 That's nice of you to float your friend. 282 00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,786 He's not my friend. He's my father. 283 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:57,672 He's 22 years older than me. 284 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:00,792 Well, that's true, he's definitely had his jowls done. 285 00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:03,294 Statistically, if he didn't have these symptoms, 286 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:05,179 he'd be like most people of his age... 287 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,914 dead for the past several decades. 288 00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:08,550 Do the tests. I'm sick. 289 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:10,935 You have a bad case of natural causes. 290 00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:15,256 Do the damn tests. 291 00:13:15,307 --> 00:13:16,975 If the vial fills with sand, 292 00:13:17,059 --> 00:13:20,261 we take that as a bad sign. 293 00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:21,329 Hugo should be here. 294 00:13:21,397 --> 00:13:22,513 Why'd you ask him to leave ? 295 00:13:22,581 --> 00:13:24,599 We wanted to be able to discuss this openly. 296 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,601 But it obviously affects him. 297 00:13:26,669 --> 00:13:27,952 Honey, let the doctor finish. 298 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,437 It's a standard procedure. 299 00:13:29,488 --> 00:13:30,605 We use general anesthesia, 300 00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:32,090 harvest a very small amount of... 301 00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:34,626 No. I'm not taking my brother's marrow. 302 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:35,776 Del, it's... 303 00:13:35,828 --> 00:13:36,961 These harvests are harmless. 304 00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:38,079 With the meds we give, 305 00:13:38,147 --> 00:13:39,581 there's almost no pain, 306 00:13:39,648 --> 00:13:40,632 almost no risk of infection. 307 00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:42,800 Almost ? 308 00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:47,205 His life's hard enough as it is. 309 00:13:47,273 --> 00:13:49,173 Small problem with the treatment. 310 00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:52,393 Patient won't take marrow from steel wheels ? 311 00:13:52,461 --> 00:13:53,928 We're finding another match. 312 00:13:53,979 --> 00:13:55,096 And how do you know ? 313 00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:56,964 What other problem could there be 314 00:13:57,016 --> 00:13:58,633 with a problem-free procedure ? 315 00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,852 Boy's sports, science club, 316 00:14:00,936 --> 00:14:03,137 she's living his life, not hers. 317 00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:05,156 Makes sense she's being a self-denying moron. 318 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,240 She loves her brother. 319 00:14:06,308 --> 00:14:07,442 She's thinking selflessly. 320 00:14:07,509 --> 00:14:08,476 How is that at all... 321 00:14:08,527 --> 00:14:09,494 Being moronic ? 322 00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:10,811 Mm. If I can only think 323 00:14:10,863 --> 00:14:11,979 of a harm-free medical treatment 324 00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:12,964 she turned down lately. 325 00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:14,032 You're right. 326 00:14:14,116 --> 00:14:15,199 If everyone were more selfish, 327 00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:16,618 the world would be a better place. 328 00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:19,120 See ? I can skip the idiot part 329 00:14:19,171 --> 00:14:22,340 when you're not being an idiot. 330 00:14:22,424 --> 00:14:24,676 Yeah, I had that same facial expression 331 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,010 for the first 48 hours. 332 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:27,295 Had another one too, 333 00:14:27,346 --> 00:14:29,681 but only for 15 seconds at a time. 334 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:31,182 I'm happy for you. You're happy for you. 335 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:33,167 This is huge. 336 00:14:33,218 --> 00:14:35,269 So who's gonna supervise you ? 337 00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:36,888 Cuddy. 338 00:14:36,972 --> 00:14:39,557 Well, I guess maybe that can work. 339 00:14:39,642 --> 00:14:42,026 Maybe ? Nothing's changed. 340 00:14:42,111 --> 00:14:45,229 You showed up for clinic hours. Voluntarily. 341 00:14:45,314 --> 00:14:47,532 Fine. A little bit has changed. 342 00:14:47,616 --> 00:14:48,650 House, everything's changed. 343 00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:49,850 You're sleeping together. 344 00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,319 You want something from her 345 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:54,188 besides a sign-off on scaring your patient to death. 346 00:14:54,239 --> 00:14:55,473 You talked to Taub. 347 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,091 He's worried about you. 348 00:14:57,159 --> 00:14:58,042 He's a jerk. 349 00:14:58,127 --> 00:14:59,427 I'm worried too. 350 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:00,395 Do I need to say it ? 351 00:15:00,462 --> 00:15:02,430 I want this to work. 352 00:15:02,498 --> 00:15:04,415 I'm not doing anything differently. 353 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,751 She changed my mind about one diagnostic test. 354 00:15:06,835 --> 00:15:08,803 And she was right. 355 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,838 Even though it's your emotional default, 356 00:15:10,889 --> 00:15:13,040 stop worrying. 357 00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:16,995 I can handle it. 358 00:15:17,062 --> 00:15:19,313 I hear you're a pretty fierce skateboarder. 359 00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:21,432 I do okay. 360 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:22,567 All your activities, 361 00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:25,553 don't they seem like things 362 00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:27,572 a 16-year-old boy would do ? 363 00:15:27,656 --> 00:15:29,791 Some people might think 364 00:15:29,858 --> 00:15:32,026 you're trying to live his life for him. 365 00:15:32,077 --> 00:15:35,496 I am. Sort of. 366 00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:36,581 Um, I got into skateboarding 367 00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:37,965 when some of Hugo's classmates did, 368 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:41,085 and he realized he could never do it. 369 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:43,838 It's the same with a lot of things. 370 00:15:43,905 --> 00:15:46,741 We live through it together. 371 00:15:46,809 --> 00:15:49,210 And you're not worried you're being selfless 372 00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:51,596 to the point of self-denial ? 373 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,665 You've never been inspired by someone ? 374 00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:58,753 Why don't you take your pills ? 375 00:16:00,756 --> 00:16:04,442 Need some help in here. 376 00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:06,360 Hemothorax. We need to bronch her now. 377 00:16:06,428 --> 00:16:07,528 Clear an O.R. 378 00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,363 She's drowning in her own blood. 379 00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:11,449 It's not amyloidosis. 380 00:16:19,225 --> 00:16:20,809 She's bleeding to death. 381 00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:22,878 Out of her lung. 382 00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:25,314 I want to fill a quarter of it with foam. 383 00:16:25,382 --> 00:16:27,716 That'd stop the bleeding, all right. 384 00:16:27,784 --> 00:16:30,986 Thought it made more sense than diet and exercise. 385 00:16:31,054 --> 00:16:32,905 And if she doesn't have enough lung function left, 386 00:16:32,989 --> 00:16:34,173 you'll have killed her. 387 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,659 The only alternative is slowly suturing the lung, 388 00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:38,360 hoping that the bleeding stops in time 389 00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,878 and she doesn't die on her own. 390 00:16:39,946 --> 00:16:42,164 But we would walk away with clean hands. 391 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,083 Except for all the blood. 392 00:16:47,671 --> 00:16:49,121 You're right. 393 00:16:49,205 --> 00:16:50,422 Faster and riskier's better. 394 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:52,007 Foam the lung. 395 00:16:58,498 --> 00:17:00,065 Got a green light ? 396 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:08,190 No. Suture the lung. 397 00:17:08,257 --> 00:17:10,726 Scalpel, rib spreader. 398 00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:17,099 I can't handle it. 399 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:21,036 What happened ? 400 00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:24,957 She said "yes," and I heard "no". 401 00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,291 I didn't actually hear "no". 402 00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:29,828 But I just... Was sure that's what she meant. 403 00:17:29,913 --> 00:17:34,366 Way she tilted her head and half-arched her eyebrow. 404 00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,085 What do I even care what she meant ? 405 00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:40,122 She said yes. That's all that matters. 406 00:17:40,173 --> 00:17:42,124 I'm screwing this up. 407 00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:44,810 It's not completely bad, House. 408 00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:46,478 You care enough to pull your punches. 409 00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:47,730 That's not a bad thing. 410 00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:50,065 But you and Cuddy have got to figure out a way 411 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,834 of avoiding this problem. 412 00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:55,020 Set some ground rules. 413 00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:57,372 Yeah. 414 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,925 I have to avoid this problem. 415 00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:02,144 If I can restrict our interactions 416 00:18:02,195 --> 00:18:04,980 to places where neither of us are wearing pants... 417 00:18:05,031 --> 00:18:07,116 Yeah, that's not avoiding the problem, 418 00:18:07,183 --> 00:18:09,785 that's avoiding the issue. 419 00:18:09,836 --> 00:18:12,538 Since avoidance is my plan for dealing with the issue, 420 00:18:12,622 --> 00:18:15,424 technically, that's not avoiding it. 421 00:18:15,491 --> 00:18:17,192 Thanks. 422 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,210 No problem. 423 00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:23,265 Stitching worked. 424 00:18:23,332 --> 00:18:24,266 This time. 425 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,467 No guarantee bowing to Cuddy 426 00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:27,686 will work next time. 427 00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:29,938 Heart arrhythmia, kidney failure, 428 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:31,690 and now bleeding lung. 429 00:18:31,775 --> 00:18:33,859 I don't want to criticize your girlfriend, but... 430 00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:35,027 hey, you've been on me for years 431 00:18:35,111 --> 00:18:36,511 to respect someone's opinion. 432 00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:38,013 Just 'cause I had to go outside this group 433 00:18:38,064 --> 00:18:39,014 to find one I respect. 434 00:18:39,065 --> 00:18:40,432 Multi-system involvement 435 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,450 centered in the lung. 436 00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:42,568 Sarcoidosis ? 437 00:18:42,652 --> 00:18:44,036 Doesn't explain the hemothorax. 438 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,454 Tb can affect all three organs. 439 00:18:45,521 --> 00:18:46,738 Skin test was negative. 440 00:18:46,806 --> 00:18:48,040 What about Goodpasture's ? 441 00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:51,110 Affects the lungs, kidneys. 442 00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:54,379 And autoimmune explains the out of the blue arrhythmia. 443 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:55,681 Goodpasture's it is. 444 00:18:55,748 --> 00:18:58,533 Immunosuppressants and plasmapheresis to treat, 445 00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,886 kidney biopsy to confirm. 446 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:12,014 Dr. House. 447 00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:14,983 Don't tell me, your father's hairline is receding, 448 00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:16,384 and he needs more tests. 449 00:19:16,436 --> 00:19:17,853 He's 102. 450 00:19:17,904 --> 00:19:20,155 His next test is an autopsy. 451 00:19:20,223 --> 00:19:21,723 Look, I love the old man, 452 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:24,443 but I got to get him out of the damn House. 453 00:19:24,527 --> 00:19:26,628 He can't do anything without me. 454 00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:30,199 He needs to be in a care facility. 455 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,084 Well, so tell him. He's a big boy now. 456 00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:34,837 I can't. I'm his whole life. 457 00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:37,906 But if it comes from a doctor... 458 00:19:44,347 --> 00:19:46,765 That's very generous. When you were 30. 459 00:19:50,136 --> 00:19:52,254 Pretend to run the tests, 460 00:19:52,305 --> 00:19:55,057 and then tell him... 461 00:19:55,108 --> 00:19:57,392 He can't live with me anymore. 462 00:20:07,904 --> 00:20:10,739 I didn't run into you all afternoon. 463 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,291 I missed you. 464 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:15,777 Busy day. 465 00:20:15,828 --> 00:20:20,448 Maybe we should plan on lunch tomorrow. 466 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:26,838 Problem is, at lunch you tend to wear tops. 467 00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:29,474 This is much better. 468 00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:42,971 Cuddy and I are naked. 469 00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:44,973 So I'm having trouble focusing. 470 00:20:45,024 --> 00:20:45,941 Use small words. 471 00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:47,542 Kidney bioy was clean, 472 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,311 so we rechecked the piece of her lung from the O.R. 473 00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,930 You lost me. 474 00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:53,031 Sorry, who is this calling again ? 475 00:20:53,116 --> 00:20:54,449 It's not Goodpasture's. 476 00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:56,385 There's intimal thickening of the blood vessels. 477 00:20:56,452 --> 00:20:58,036 And lymphocytic infiltrate. 478 00:20:58,121 --> 00:20:59,321 We tested for lam. It's positive. 479 00:20:59,372 --> 00:21:00,606 Plus her lung's fried. 480 00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,074 She needs a donor lung to live, 481 00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:03,926 which is the only treatment for lam, anyway. 482 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:05,594 Taub's gone to the transplant committee. 483 00:21:05,661 --> 00:21:06,912 They may have found a donor lung. 484 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:10,382 So this call is purely expositional. 485 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:15,537 I should really get dressed. 486 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,105 I told the nanny I'd be home by 9:00. 487 00:21:17,173 --> 00:21:19,691 And I slipped the nanny 40 bucks, 488 00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:22,261 told her to stay till 10:00. 489 00:21:22,328 --> 00:21:23,278 Really ? 490 00:21:23,346 --> 00:21:25,314 Mm-hmm, really. 491 00:21:37,354 --> 00:21:39,989 Good news. 492 00:21:44,578 --> 00:21:46,579 Surgery was uneventful, 493 00:21:46,647 --> 00:21:48,198 but the donor lung started failing 494 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,783 about an hour into recovery. 495 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:50,983 We know we're right about lam. 496 00:21:51,035 --> 00:21:52,202 Tests confirmed it. 497 00:21:52,286 --> 00:21:53,653 That leaves us with two options. 498 00:21:53,704 --> 00:21:55,255 Body's rejecting the new lung 499 00:21:55,322 --> 00:21:57,173 or we should have rejected the new lung 500 00:21:57,258 --> 00:21:58,741 because it's infected. 501 00:21:58,809 --> 00:22:00,043 Let's biopsy, see which one it is. 502 00:22:00,127 --> 00:22:01,161 No guarantee 503 00:22:01,228 --> 00:22:02,512 we'd hit the affected spot. 504 00:22:02,596 --> 00:22:03,963 If we give steroids for rejection, 505 00:22:04,014 --> 00:22:05,331 it'd make an infection worse. 506 00:22:05,382 --> 00:22:06,833 If we give antibiotics for infection, 507 00:22:06,884 --> 00:22:08,351 it'd make rejection worse. 508 00:22:08,435 --> 00:22:09,752 Which worse is worse ? 509 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,254 If we treat for infection and we're wrong, 510 00:22:11,322 --> 00:22:12,505 she'll be dead within hours. 511 00:22:12,573 --> 00:22:13,857 And if we treat for rejection and we're wrong ? 512 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,608 She'll probably hang on a day or two. 513 00:22:15,676 --> 00:22:17,727 You're assuming her rejection's hyperacute. 514 00:22:17,812 --> 00:22:19,863 Odds are, it isn't. 515 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,899 Gotta head off the worst worse first. 516 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,784 I studied under Dr. Seuss. 517 00:22:24,852 --> 00:22:28,037 Start with iv methylprednisolone for hyperacute rejection. 518 00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:30,707 If that fails, we'll switch her to broad-spectrum antibiotics 519 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,743 and hope we're not too late. 520 00:22:37,364 --> 00:22:38,748 Cat got your legs ? 521 00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:40,400 We just decided to give meds 522 00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:42,886 that could kill the patient based on a guess. 523 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:44,838 You need approval from Cuddy, 524 00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:46,556 and she'll want to take the safer course, 525 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,208 and you're gonna fold like an origami crane, so... 526 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:53,212 I'll just wait here till we get our actual orders. 527 00:22:53,264 --> 00:22:54,714 Fine. You do it. 528 00:22:54,765 --> 00:22:57,200 Tell her she's being an idiot 529 00:22:57,268 --> 00:22:59,536 for always choosing the safer course. 530 00:22:59,603 --> 00:23:02,772 She's sitting on her ample, if well-formed, bureaucratic ass 531 00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:04,190 while our patient's dying. 532 00:23:04,241 --> 00:23:06,326 We'll see who folds like an origami shrimp. 533 00:23:06,393 --> 00:23:09,078 You want me to get Cuddy's approval ? 534 00:23:09,163 --> 00:23:10,413 I gotta be somewhere important. 535 00:23:10,497 --> 00:23:11,814 Sitting at your desk ? 536 00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:13,499 I'm running late. 537 00:23:30,434 --> 00:23:32,552 Forget the tests. 538 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,272 I think junior might have a few words to say about that. 539 00:23:36,357 --> 00:23:40,092 I love him, but he can't let go. 540 00:23:40,144 --> 00:23:42,528 40 bucks says he can. 541 00:23:42,596 --> 00:23:45,198 I can't do anything without him helping me 542 00:23:45,265 --> 00:23:47,200 like I'm senile. 543 00:23:47,267 --> 00:23:49,769 If I go back there, I'm gonna rip his throat out. 544 00:23:49,837 --> 00:23:51,871 You sure you won't warm up to him over time ? 545 00:23:57,795 --> 00:23:58,912 Skip the blood work. 546 00:23:58,963 --> 00:24:01,798 Tell my son it's grim news. 547 00:24:01,882 --> 00:24:04,116 I need to be in a nursing home. 548 00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:07,119 A private room. 549 00:24:07,171 --> 00:24:08,605 Make it a suite. 550 00:24:08,672 --> 00:24:10,390 Be our little secret. 551 00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:16,896 I sit around on my bureaucratic ass ? 552 00:24:16,964 --> 00:24:18,464 I was relaying your words. 553 00:24:18,532 --> 00:24:20,833 I said well-formed. I said well-formed ! 554 00:24:20,901 --> 00:24:22,719 What were you... 555 00:24:22,786 --> 00:24:24,887 I needed to be aggressive. You're an idiot. 556 00:24:24,955 --> 00:24:27,857 She was siding with Foreman's analysis. 557 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:30,159 The odds are against it being hyperacute rejection. 558 00:24:30,244 --> 00:24:32,161 Stop. 559 00:24:32,246 --> 00:24:33,696 I agree with you. 560 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,882 That was our analysis from the start. 561 00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:38,117 If you've got a problem with a team decision, 562 00:24:38,168 --> 00:24:40,119 you come to me. 563 00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:42,455 I'm sorry. I - I'll deal with him later. 564 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:46,526 I said well-formed. 565 00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:55,652 People who have not seen Cuddy naked 566 00:24:55,719 --> 00:24:57,770 should not throw stones. 567 00:24:57,838 --> 00:25:00,640 She does have great cans. 568 00:25:02,226 --> 00:25:04,176 Cuddy has House on such a short leash, 569 00:25:04,228 --> 00:25:06,012 she might as well start giving him chew toys. 570 00:25:06,063 --> 00:25:08,731 Let's give the antibiotics at least another hour. 571 00:25:08,816 --> 00:25:11,401 Amazing. And House hasn't given you one ounce of grief 572 00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:14,153 for your complete lack of interest in his love life ? 573 00:25:14,204 --> 00:25:16,489 Did it ever occur to you that House is just happy 574 00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:18,357 and could give a crap about other people's lives 575 00:25:18,409 --> 00:25:19,542 because of it ? 576 00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:22,194 Well, that's ironic and depressing. 577 00:25:22,246 --> 00:25:23,713 And by that logic, 578 00:25:23,797 --> 00:25:25,381 the reason you don't give a crap 579 00:25:25,466 --> 00:25:27,000 is because you're happy, 580 00:25:27,051 --> 00:25:29,035 which means you've got someone new 581 00:25:29,086 --> 00:25:30,970 giving you chew toys. 582 00:25:31,038 --> 00:25:32,371 You're 1/4th right. 583 00:25:32,423 --> 00:25:33,873 Wait. 584 00:25:33,924 --> 00:25:36,225 Are you saying... 585 00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:37,977 You're dating four women ? 586 00:25:44,217 --> 00:25:45,318 BP's dropping. 587 00:25:45,385 --> 00:25:46,903 Means the antibiotics aren't working. 588 00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:49,522 Put her in trendelenburg. Can you save the lung ? 589 00:25:49,573 --> 00:25:51,858 Believe it or not, we got a better chance now. 590 00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:53,776 This means rejection, not infection. 591 00:25:53,861 --> 00:25:55,862 Start her on iv methylprednisolone right away. 592 00:26:01,785 --> 00:26:02,869 Wow. 593 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,904 You hate salad. 594 00:26:04,955 --> 00:26:07,590 She's really got you tied up in knots. 595 00:26:07,658 --> 00:26:10,043 I caved. Through an intermediary. 596 00:26:10,094 --> 00:26:12,295 I need a plan "C". 597 00:26:12,379 --> 00:26:15,264 What you need is a plan that you actually develop 598 00:26:15,349 --> 00:26:17,717 with Cuddy. 599 00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:22,188 Antibiotics didn't work and then steroids didn't work. 600 00:26:22,255 --> 00:26:23,439 The new lung's ruined, 601 00:26:23,524 --> 00:26:25,341 and it's not rejection or infection. 602 00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:26,976 The only two options were wrong. 603 00:26:27,061 --> 00:26:28,478 Unless it's not lam. 604 00:26:28,562 --> 00:26:31,064 It is lam. The tests were positive. 605 00:26:31,115 --> 00:26:33,766 Then the tests have to be wrong. 606 00:26:33,817 --> 00:26:35,768 Deep-fryer's working again. 607 00:26:35,819 --> 00:26:38,371 Still working on that ? 608 00:26:38,438 --> 00:26:40,289 No, it was here when I sat down. 609 00:26:40,374 --> 00:26:41,374 I need to think. 610 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,072 I want to make sure you're trying everything 611 00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:14,524 to save my sister. 612 00:27:14,608 --> 00:27:16,325 Everything ? 613 00:27:16,393 --> 00:27:18,945 Well, that must be it. 614 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,164 See, I thought you guys checked the box marked, 615 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:22,782 "try every other thing". 616 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:25,251 I'm the one that's supposed to die first. 617 00:27:25,318 --> 00:27:27,653 I'm the damaged one, not her. 618 00:27:27,721 --> 00:27:29,455 She never even gets a cold. 619 00:27:29,506 --> 00:27:31,591 Damage has a way of spreading to everyone around you. 620 00:27:31,658 --> 00:27:33,759 For example, your obvious emotional damage 621 00:27:33,827 --> 00:27:36,012 is now making me have a philosophical conversation 622 00:27:36,096 --> 00:27:37,663 instead of dealing with your sister. 623 00:27:37,714 --> 00:27:40,266 See how that might be damaging ? 624 00:27:48,976 --> 00:27:50,076 Never ? 625 00:27:51,862 --> 00:27:54,063 When was the last time you had a cold ? 626 00:27:54,148 --> 00:27:56,732 Any minor aches, swelling, anything ? 627 00:27:58,485 --> 00:28:00,486 It's been years. 628 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:02,822 She never gets colds. 629 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:04,824 I didn't ask when's the last time she mentioned it. 630 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:07,627 I asked when she had one... even a tiny one. 631 00:28:07,694 --> 00:28:09,378 It's nothing. 632 00:28:09,446 --> 00:28:13,166 Sometimes my ears ache a little. 633 00:28:13,217 --> 00:28:15,384 So now tell me the rest of the nothing. 634 00:28:15,469 --> 00:28:18,254 M - my chest... 635 00:28:18,338 --> 00:28:20,339 Soreness. 636 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,091 Some congestion. 637 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,726 You never said anything about that. 638 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:25,528 I barely noticed it 639 00:28:25,596 --> 00:28:27,430 until that skateboarding tournament in Denver. 640 00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:28,731 How long ago ? 641 00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,633 A... Year ? 642 00:28:32,636 --> 00:28:34,103 Cold's nothing when I think of 643 00:28:34,188 --> 00:28:36,439 what Hugo goes through every day. 644 00:28:36,523 --> 00:28:38,390 Yeah, we get it. Your brother, the Saint. 645 00:28:38,442 --> 00:28:40,860 His sister, the martyr. 646 00:28:44,248 --> 00:28:46,449 Thank God you followed me. 647 00:28:46,533 --> 00:28:48,400 Now you can go back to the transplant committee 648 00:28:48,452 --> 00:28:50,069 while I get confirmation. 649 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,337 Confirmation of what ? 650 00:28:51,404 --> 00:28:53,623 What causes low-level cold symptoms for a year, 651 00:28:53,707 --> 00:28:55,791 can ruin two lungs, is immune to drug therapies, 652 00:28:55,876 --> 00:28:58,427 and gets worse in cities nicknamed mile-high ? 653 00:28:58,512 --> 00:28:59,679 A clotting disorder ? 654 00:28:59,746 --> 00:29:01,764 She has a nasty case of sickle cell trait. 655 00:29:01,848 --> 00:29:03,916 Her heart arrhythmia wasn't sudden at all. 656 00:29:03,967 --> 00:29:06,302 Screwed-up blood cells screwed up the blood vessels 657 00:29:06,386 --> 00:29:09,188 which gave us a screwed-up positive for lam. 658 00:29:09,256 --> 00:29:11,857 If she'd told us about her symptoms sooner... like ever... 659 00:29:11,925 --> 00:29:13,359 she might not be dying. 660 00:29:13,426 --> 00:29:14,977 You were right after all. 661 00:29:15,062 --> 00:29:16,479 I never said sickle... 662 00:29:16,563 --> 00:29:18,147 if everyone were more selfish, 663 00:29:18,232 --> 00:29:20,449 the world would be a better place. 664 00:29:20,534 --> 00:29:23,369 So she's gonna die. 665 00:29:25,022 --> 00:29:26,289 Unless we can find... 666 00:29:26,356 --> 00:29:27,990 she burned through one donor lung. 667 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:31,961 Transplant committee's never gonna give her a second one. 668 00:29:32,045 --> 00:29:34,380 Well, then I guess you're right again. 669 00:29:38,335 --> 00:29:41,220 Unless we don't need their approval. 670 00:29:50,184 --> 00:29:52,068 You can't advise your patient's parents 671 00:29:52,153 --> 00:29:55,655 to take marrow and half a lung from their son ! 672 00:29:55,723 --> 00:29:59,192 I guess I can just chat with them about the weather. 673 00:29:59,243 --> 00:30:01,578 Blood tests just confirmed sickle cell trait. 674 00:30:01,662 --> 00:30:05,832 So they might be curious about the only treatment option. 675 00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:08,101 Though we are having weird weather lately. 676 00:30:08,169 --> 00:30:10,020 There is a huge reason not to take lungs 677 00:30:10,087 --> 00:30:11,571 from living patients. 678 00:30:11,622 --> 00:30:13,240 So their siblings can die ? 679 00:30:13,307 --> 00:30:14,908 Their son has cmd. 680 00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:17,894 As it is, he's gonna die of respiratory failure by 25. 681 00:30:17,962 --> 00:30:19,913 We could cut whatever time he has left in half. 682 00:30:19,964 --> 00:30:22,582 That qualifies as a bad reason for them to reject the idea. 683 00:30:22,633 --> 00:30:24,518 It's a much worse reason for them not to get the choice. 684 00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:26,703 It's coercive to tell them ! 685 00:30:26,771 --> 00:30:28,305 You ever hear of "do no harm" ? 686 00:30:28,389 --> 00:30:30,106 That was second year, right ? 687 00:30:30,191 --> 00:30:31,591 'Cause I had mono all that fall. 688 00:30:31,642 --> 00:30:32,926 Their son's not even our patient. 689 00:30:32,977 --> 00:30:34,277 Why don't we just take half a lung 690 00:30:34,362 --> 00:30:35,946 from some guy in the clinic with a toothache ? 691 00:30:36,013 --> 00:30:37,263 That's a great idea. 692 00:30:37,315 --> 00:30:39,032 Now we can give the parents two options. 693 00:30:39,099 --> 00:30:41,551 We don't compromise one life for another. 694 00:30:45,072 --> 00:30:46,740 Okay. 695 00:30:50,211 --> 00:30:52,662 Okay ? 696 00:30:52,747 --> 00:30:55,281 Seriously. 697 00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:56,616 You made an argument. 698 00:30:56,667 --> 00:30:57,951 If you don't want me to defer to you, 699 00:30:58,019 --> 00:30:59,386 why make it at all ? 700 00:30:59,453 --> 00:31:01,955 But are you deferring to me 701 00:31:02,006 --> 00:31:05,008 just because we're seeing each other ? 702 00:31:08,262 --> 00:31:10,130 Maybe. 703 00:31:12,066 --> 00:31:13,900 Yeah. I think so. 704 00:31:13,968 --> 00:31:15,569 This is screwing me up. 705 00:31:15,636 --> 00:31:18,104 Why is it not screwing you up ? 706 00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:23,610 It is. 707 00:31:23,661 --> 00:31:26,312 I don't know why I okayed you foaming that lung. 708 00:31:26,364 --> 00:31:28,782 I realized it was wrong as soon as I said it. 709 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:30,149 I knew it ! 710 00:31:30,201 --> 00:31:31,868 I knew 'cause you tilted your head. 711 00:31:31,953 --> 00:31:36,256 House... We are screwing this up. 712 00:31:36,323 --> 00:31:38,541 I'm gonna call HR, 713 00:31:38,626 --> 00:31:42,345 find someone else to supervise you as soon as I can. 714 00:31:58,178 --> 00:32:00,563 I've got your... 715 00:32:00,648 --> 00:32:02,449 Test results. 716 00:32:04,118 --> 00:32:06,319 You have the metabolism, blood counts, 717 00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:08,939 liver and kidney function of a 92-year-old. 718 00:32:09,006 --> 00:32:10,707 Which is great, 'cause you're 102. 719 00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:12,358 What's not so great 720 00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:14,294 is the average life expectancy is 78. 721 00:32:14,361 --> 00:32:16,129 It is my recommendation that you move into a home 722 00:32:16,196 --> 00:32:17,831 with round-the-clock care. 723 00:32:17,882 --> 00:32:19,499 Oh... 724 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:22,085 I can't believe it ! 725 00:32:22,153 --> 00:32:25,338 Can't my son give me round-the-clock care ? 726 00:32:25,406 --> 00:32:27,707 Not unless you've done your two-year certification 727 00:32:27,758 --> 00:32:29,576 in tiburon swab technology. 728 00:32:29,644 --> 00:32:30,794 There must be some other way. 729 00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:32,679 Just because he has a little tingling 730 00:32:32,730 --> 00:32:35,732 and some trouble feeling hot and cold 731 00:32:35,816 --> 00:32:39,436 and some difficulty... you can't feel hot and cold ? 732 00:32:39,503 --> 00:32:41,271 Not lately. But at my age... 733 00:32:41,355 --> 00:32:43,156 Show me your teeth. 734 00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:48,528 Dentures. Fairly worn. 735 00:32:48,579 --> 00:32:51,164 I'm guessing ten years old. 736 00:32:51,231 --> 00:32:53,733 Show me your denture cream. 737 00:32:53,801 --> 00:32:56,586 Why would he carry denture cream ? 738 00:32:56,671 --> 00:32:59,405 Because... 739 00:32:59,457 --> 00:33:01,091 He has... 740 00:33:01,175 --> 00:33:03,093 Zinc poisoning. 741 00:33:03,177 --> 00:33:04,761 But to get it from denture cream, 742 00:33:04,845 --> 00:33:06,079 he'd have to take so much of it... 743 00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:07,580 trust me, he never leaves home without it. 744 00:33:07,631 --> 00:33:09,299 How much do you use, pop ? 745 00:33:09,383 --> 00:33:12,435 About a tube a day. I buy it online. 746 00:33:12,503 --> 00:33:14,587 So what does this mean ? 747 00:33:14,638 --> 00:33:16,623 Bizarrely, it explains all your symptoms. 748 00:33:16,691 --> 00:33:18,975 Better-fitting dentures, you'll be fine. 749 00:33:19,043 --> 00:33:22,445 Medically, there's no reason to go anywhere. 750 00:33:31,956 --> 00:33:32,956 Hospital rebate. 751 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,892 You might wanna... 752 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,944 Put it towards couples therapy. 753 00:33:53,794 --> 00:33:55,595 The transplant committee's... 754 00:33:55,663 --> 00:33:57,914 Never gonna give my daughter another lung, are they ? 755 00:33:57,982 --> 00:33:59,015 No. 756 00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:02,468 Are there any other options ? 757 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,237 We're looking into it. 758 00:34:06,073 --> 00:34:07,690 Looking into what ? 759 00:34:10,995 --> 00:34:11,945 Please. 760 00:34:11,996 --> 00:34:13,830 Tell me. 761 00:34:13,914 --> 00:34:15,865 Give me some kind of hope. 762 00:34:15,950 --> 00:34:17,500 I'm afraid I can't do that. 763 00:34:17,585 --> 00:34:19,235 We're talking about my daughter's life. 764 00:34:19,303 --> 00:34:21,271 What can't you tell me ? 765 00:34:24,258 --> 00:34:29,012 If there's any... Chance you can save her, 766 00:34:29,096 --> 00:34:31,865 anything you can try... 767 00:34:37,805 --> 00:34:41,474 We can take marrow and half a lung from your son. 768 00:34:44,011 --> 00:34:48,047 It would likely shorten his life significantly. 769 00:34:50,067 --> 00:34:53,369 He'd never be able to go on a respirator if he needed to. 770 00:34:53,437 --> 00:34:54,971 Most people with cmd need to 771 00:34:55,039 --> 00:34:57,290 as their respiratory function declines. 772 00:35:07,084 --> 00:35:08,418 How long... 773 00:35:08,486 --> 00:35:10,870 Do we have to decide ? 774 00:35:10,921 --> 00:35:13,723 Morning at the latest. 775 00:35:19,096 --> 00:35:20,597 Thank you. 776 00:35:58,352 --> 00:36:00,603 Where are my parents ? 777 00:36:00,671 --> 00:36:04,374 They're probably dealing with committee issues or something. 778 00:36:04,441 --> 00:36:06,693 They were arguing. 779 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,578 I saw my mom crying. 780 00:36:08,646 --> 00:36:10,980 Looked like my dad was yelling at her. 781 00:36:11,048 --> 00:36:13,733 They care about you a lot. 782 00:36:22,109 --> 00:36:25,444 Hugo was a marrow match ? 783 00:36:25,496 --> 00:36:28,248 We're way past that now. 784 00:36:29,767 --> 00:36:32,168 They want a lung from him too. 785 00:36:32,236 --> 00:36:34,854 Is that what this is about ? 786 00:36:37,491 --> 00:36:40,276 No. It's nothing you need to worry about. 787 00:36:40,344 --> 00:36:43,680 Everybody's working on getting you the best care possible. 788 00:36:59,997 --> 00:37:03,583 How do they expect us to go on from here ? 789 00:37:06,287 --> 00:37:10,039 We make a choice... And we live with it. 790 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:13,459 There's no living with it. 791 00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:16,012 No matter what we decide. 792 00:37:35,282 --> 00:37:38,701 Still cold and clammy. She had a respiratory arrest. 793 00:37:38,786 --> 00:37:40,370 Oh, my God ! 794 00:37:40,454 --> 00:37:42,538 What is she doing here ? 795 00:37:42,623 --> 00:37:44,240 She figured out what was going on. 796 00:37:44,325 --> 00:37:46,359 She's pinking up. 797 00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:48,361 She must have yanked off her ivs and oxygen. 798 00:37:48,412 --> 00:37:50,897 Came here to die. 799 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:01,878 By unhooking herself from everything, 800 00:38:01,929 --> 00:38:04,614 she delivered a hypoxic insult to her body 801 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:07,751 that started a downward spiral. 802 00:38:07,802 --> 00:38:09,436 If you're gonna make a decision, 803 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,305 you're running out of time. 804 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:22,115 Hr can't find you a new supervisor. 805 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,600 How come ? 806 00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:26,203 Because you're unsupervisable, House. 807 00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:27,954 Two department chairs threatened to quit. 808 00:38:28,022 --> 00:38:30,407 Well, I guess we're stuck with each other. 809 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:36,279 I have no idea why I'm making this call 810 00:38:36,331 --> 00:38:38,448 or if it's the right call to make. 811 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,217 But if you feel strongly 812 00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:43,787 about presenting the parents your treatment option, 813 00:38:43,838 --> 00:38:46,790 you can do it. 814 00:38:46,841 --> 00:38:49,309 Thank you, I will. 815 00:38:49,394 --> 00:38:51,595 Several hours ago. 816 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,847 You told them ? 817 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:56,650 I told him. He came to my office. 818 00:39:00,555 --> 00:39:03,423 I'm sorry. 819 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:09,780 Well... I should probably be more mad at you. 820 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:12,916 Yeah. 821 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,287 Dr. House ? 822 00:39:17,338 --> 00:39:19,056 We've decided. 823 00:39:20,675 --> 00:39:23,710 We're not gonna take the lung from my son. 824 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,330 She's still on the waiting list. 825 00:39:27,382 --> 00:39:29,549 We're gonna do whatever we can do find her another... 826 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:31,385 what ginormous crack pipe 827 00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:33,036 have you people been sucking on ? 828 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:35,389 House ! Are you gonna pretend 829 00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:36,890 that you're not choosing your own daughter's death ? 830 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,425 Our daughter doesn't want it. 831 00:39:38,493 --> 00:39:40,394 Probably doesn't wanna floss her teeth either. 832 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:42,279 She's a mindless teenybopper. 833 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:45,031 Don't put this on them. What do you mean, put it on ? It is on them ! 834 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:47,183 As much as they may wanna pass the lung here ! 835 00:39:47,235 --> 00:39:48,852 Of course they do ! 836 00:39:48,903 --> 00:39:50,654 You're handing them an impossible choice. 837 00:39:50,705 --> 00:39:52,906 Life has handed them a crappy choice, 838 00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:54,708 and they're picking the crappier option... 839 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,910 trading who knows how many healthy decades 840 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:58,862 for four or five years in which roller boy will be a limp rag. 841 00:39:58,913 --> 00:40:00,997 Not everything is a math equation. Do you need me 842 00:40:01,048 --> 00:40:03,066 to explain the difference between decade and year ? 843 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,468 Their son is a human being. 844 00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:05,919 You know what they are, right ? 845 00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:08,588 Intrinsic value. We don't get to decide... 846 00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:10,674 and we do it every day. If the two of them needed 847 00:40:10,725 --> 00:40:12,759 the same lung... he needs to keep the one he's got. 848 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,395 You don't get to play God by ripping out... 849 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,864 that train left the station when we learned to do transplants. 850 00:40:17,932 --> 00:40:19,599 The rest is just paper-pushing. 851 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:21,902 Of course, now we're on to your real area of expertise. 852 00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:24,271 Oh, I thought we were moving on to yours... 853 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:25,822 bullying your patients 854 00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:28,692 into embracing your own lack of a moral... 855 00:40:32,413 --> 00:40:33,914 Hugo. Honey. 856 00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:36,249 We didn't mean for you to hear any of this. 857 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:37,868 Hugo, please ! 858 00:40:54,101 --> 00:40:56,987 I want you to take half my lung. 859 00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:58,822 No. 860 00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:02,859 I'm not. 861 00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,764 You do so many great things. 862 00:41:07,815 --> 00:41:11,635 I just watch. 863 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:15,739 I get to watch and coach and cheer. 864 00:41:15,790 --> 00:41:18,274 But that's not me out there. 865 00:41:18,326 --> 00:41:21,795 It never will be. 866 00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:26,166 If you take this piece of me, 867 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:29,002 carry it with you... 868 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:33,139 Then I really can share in everything you do. 869 00:41:33,207 --> 00:41:36,326 This is the great thing 870 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:40,530 I can do with my life. 871 00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:43,934 Don't make me live without you. 872 00:42:18,052 --> 00:42:19,436 We got lucky. 873 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:27,644 I did give them an impossible choice. 874 00:42:27,695 --> 00:42:29,846 The kid took it away from them. 875 00:42:29,897 --> 00:42:33,700 That fight... 876 00:42:33,784 --> 00:42:36,019 Was the first honest interaction 877 00:42:36,070 --> 00:42:38,371 you and I have had since we came back to work. 878 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:45,045 If we are painfully, brutally honest with each other, 879 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:47,664 maybe we'll get lucky again. 880 00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,302 You've got a big ass. 62862

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