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Car trouble?

Perhaps I can help.

- Good evening, Romeo. - Ok, boss. It went great.

Good. I knew l could trust you. But watch out, her husband is very jealous.

You have to know what room the painting is in. Yes, "A Spanish Dancer".

- Yes, I got the photos. - When will you visit her�?

Tomorrow evening.

Honey, if you knew how much I've longed for you...

I couldn't sleep last night, because I knew we would meet today.

- You've probably said that a lot. - Not really, but close to it.

- But I'm serious now. - Good. I have no right to ask...

...but how many times have you cheated on your husband?

Before or after the Wedding? - After.

Good, because I can't remember all the times before.

Well, let's count them.

First there was Bosse, and then Johan.

And Sture was number three.

And the fourth was lngvar.

The fifth was Henry.

And let's see, number six was Rickard.

And then there was Ove, and Anders.

Then there were four others, but they won't fit.

I'm on fire!

I can't Wait!

Kiss me again, darling.

Yes, just like that!

I'm coming!

God, that feels good!

My husband's in London, it can't be him.

Damn math teacher! She gave me an F 'cause I didn't know the stupid answers.

May I introduce my daughter, Doris.

- And this is Dr Romeo Calligari. - Dr Romeo Calligari.

Thank you for the invitation.

- You've got good taste in men, mother. - Don't be rude. We play bridge.

He's probably good, and not only at playing bridge!

Take it easy, mother. I won't tell father.

I've got a terrible headache!

I think I can cure that.

- Don't be silly. - I'm going to Paris today.

I thought I'd get you a little something.

- Move your bottom. - Ok, hurry then.

Faster!

Faster! Faster!

I'm gonna come!

Your breasts, your body is the loveliest thing in the whole world.

Wherever l go. l think of It.

We bought a special potion. I can do it at least ten times in a row.

Honey, my husband's in Paris.

And my daughter's going to a party tonight.

So you'll be here at seven?

OK: then.

Bye, mother. I'M be back tomorrow morning.

- Alright, honey. Be careful - You too, mother.

You won't get any more money from me! I've made love to lots of men for you-

- but it's never enough. You spend it at the races.

You'll never see me again!

Boss, Romeo took all my money. He's gambling again.

Easy, princess. I'll talk to Romeo. Bye!

I guess he had it coming!

Romeo is getting a bit clever.

Romeo! You did well, taking her money!

- When did you call the police? - When I got home.

I came here at midnight after having played bridge at lsabelle's.

Doris was in her room and didn't hear anything.

- What did the police ask�? - If we were insured. And where you were.

Maybe it's the police.

Good afternoon. I am Sigismund Karlsson from the diamond insurance company.

- Well, come on in. - Thank you.

- Hey, princess! - Barbara had a lovely guest yesterday...

...a genuine Sheikh. - What was genuine?

The Shaikh was. He gave her five thousand dollars.

Send Laura over with the check and let's see if that's genuine too.

Au revoir, princess!

Go, Santana!

Go, Santana!

Damn bookmakers - fake tips again!

Hello. Can I come in?

- I hope I'm not disturbing you? - Of course not. Please come in.

- Well, you have a great mace! - How did you get my address?

Don't be indiscreet. Ask me why I came instead.

I want to sleep with you.

Doris, you're a good girl. Please go home.

No! I want to make love to you now.

Please, you're just a girl. I can't sleep with you.

- Let's be friends. Go home. - No! I'm not a kid. I'm fifteen.

If you can sleep with my mother, you can sleep with me.

That's not true.

Don't deny that she's your mistress. I saw you with her.

I was hiding behind the armchair while you were making love.

I get horny just to think about it.

I won't say anything if you only do it to me right now.

Please, Doris, you must understand. I'm too big for you.

No! I want you to make love to me. And I'm not a virgin, by the way.

I've done it a lot with boys at school. But I want to do it with a real man.

Be gentle with me, Romeo.

Take me to the bed, darling.

You are an endless dream.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- I haven't seen Doris. Where is she? - She's out right now.

- I never see her. She's out all the time. - Well, she wants to be with her friends.

A fifteen-year-old is not a kid anymore. By the way, my son told me something.

His friends are sixteen. They had group sex with thirteen-year-old girls.

To have sex at thirteen, how do you feel about that�?

But you keep track of Doris, right?

Yes, and I'm not worried at all. She's on a boat trip with her friends right now.

Catch me if you can!

So I'm not good enough, you little tramp!

- I don't want to make love to you! - Come here.

No, I don't want to. Are you deaf?

Damn you, woman!

You fucking slut!

Please dial 90-125 for information.

�My darling-

you've switched numbers. Please don't hide from me.

I'm desperate. Without you, I am nothing.

If you still want to see me alive, come to our tearoom.

I'll be there this Thursday at eight.

Forever yours - Gladys."

"I'm desperate. Without you, I am nothing.

If you still want to see me alive, come to our tearoom.

I'll be there..."

Darling...

I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.

That's alright.

I don't want to make love to you!

Just a moment. I usually charge three hundred for half an hour.

Here's my card. If you need me again, just call.

- Good morning. - I was at Isabella's bridge party.

You don't believe me, huh�? I see you don't believe me.

I'll tell you the truth then.

l, the wife of director Molander...

...am really a whore! Do you understand? A hooker!

It's your fault!

Get away from me!

I'll tell you everything. I've made love to a guy.

He can make love five times in a row. Do you hear me�?

Five times!

And you think I married you because of love. No-

I married you because of the money.

The money-

you impotent bastard!

Do you hear me? I have paid money!

I have paid three hundred to make love.

To make love!

Good afternoon. Please sit down.

Problem solved. I have here Dr Calligaris-

new number and address, both confidential

Lately he's been seen together with a very young, blond girl.

Do you require photos of his new fianc�e, for court�?

No, thank you. That'll do.

Thank you.