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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:19,242 This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. 2 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,252 They didn't know it yet... 3 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:24,255 but there was something greater in store for them- 4 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,325 something epic. 5 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:47,076 Meet our first orphan- Lucy. 6 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,911 She had been raised by a kindly old museum curator. 7 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:52,917 - But alas... - Ohh! 8 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:55,385 he was murdered. 9 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,057 Ow. 10 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,891 Oh, please don't die. 11 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:07,398 Please don't die. You're all I have. 12 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,128 You're on my hand. 13 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,139 Oh, sorry. 14 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,767 It's a code. 15 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,010 But what is it? 16 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:29,647 Oh, my God! Oh, God! The code! Please! Give me another clue! 17 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,082 I didn't read the book on tape. 18 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:41,128 Habeas corpus. E pluribus unum. 19 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,096 God. Um, the code, please. 20 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,203 Your body is in the shape of a letter. Is it the letter "D"? 21 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,542 Please! Please! 22 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:56,171 Um, that's an "A"! 23 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:03,988 It's "V"! "V"! Uh, "I"! "I"! 24 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,623 Um, "N"! 25 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,095 Uh- Um- 26 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:16,998 Um, "I"- 27 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:20,402 Oh! "C"! "C"! "I-C"! 28 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:26,468 "I"! "I." Da-Da-Da- Da Vinci! 29 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,044 Right! 30 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,710 Oh, God. Oh. 31 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,344 Oh. 32 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,823 "So lame the hair of Tom." 33 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:46,264 Wait. "Lame." 34 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,266 "Lame" is a- 35 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:51,201 "Lame" is a seven-letter word. 36 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:57,570 The code is seven! Right! 37 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:19,522 Oh, thank- 38 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,304 Right. 39 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:36,905 Then there was our next orphan, Edward. 40 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:41,646 He was living in a Mexican monastery with all the other children. 41 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,591 I'm not eating that. 42 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,066 Be grateful, Eduardo. 43 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:58,001 Today I made something especially scrumptious. 44 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:13,413 Nacho! 45 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:19,355 Nacho! 46 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:24,487 Nacho! 47 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:33,769 Nacho... 48 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:39,277 Nacho... 49 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:42,678 cheese flavored Doritos are delicious! 50 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:50,022 Ah-choo! 51 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,727 I'm sick of this! 52 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:02,028 I'm going to be a lucha libre wrestler. 53 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,836 You think you are better than the other orphans? 54 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,635 - Yes. - Chanchito! 55 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:13,735 Come. Teach him a lesson in humility. 56 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,558 You gotta be kidding me. 57 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:35,495 You like the flavor of the beans going up your nose? 58 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,398 Just take his arm and spin it around! 59 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:45,375 Chanchito, throw him off the table. 60 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:56,684 Sweet! 61 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:59,280 And stay out, cabrón! 62 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,969 Our next orphan, Susan... 63 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:16,269 was on her way to Namibia to meet her new adoptive parents. 64 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:24,581 - Can I get you a cocktail? - Just some water. 65 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:27,278 Okay. What can I get you to drink? 66 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,412 More juice, please. 67 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,265 I chose the wrong day to fly! 68 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,703 Enough is enough! 69 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:21,672 I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 70 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,174 - So have I! - Enough is enough! 71 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:28,179 I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 72 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,943 - Right! - I've had it... 73 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,951 with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 74 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:36,021 Why do you keep saying that? 75 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,023 Because Internet bloggers love it when I say... 76 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,617 I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 77 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:45,526 All right. We get it already. Okay? 78 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,566 No, I don't think you do! 79 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:52,570 I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! 80 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:56,130 - Why are you yelling? - Shit, bitch, I'm always yellin'! 81 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:58,540 I'm Samuel motherfuckin' Jackson! 82 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,544 Bitch? 83 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:09,045 - The designer understands these things. - Darling, you look great. 84 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,392 I'm so hot. 85 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,842 Yes! 86 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,921 And finally... 87 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,923 our last orphan, Peter. 88 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:50,394 He made his home among the undesirables of society- the mutants. 89 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:53,932 But even there he was an outcast. 90 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,276 Hi, Mystique. Hi, L.C. 91 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:45,475 Right, um, so, anyway, I was wondering... 92 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,986 would you like to come to the homecoming dance with me? 93 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:53,425 As if. 94 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,304 Nice hair, Rogue. 95 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,716 You talkin' to my girl... 96 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,786 numbnuts? 97 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,055 Asshole. 98 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:54,246 - Fight. Fight. Fight. - Fight! Fight! 99 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,184 What are you gonna do about it? 100 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,920 He's unleashing his powers! 101 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,766 He's gonna spread angel wings! 102 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,705 More like chicken wings! 103 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:30,183 Break it up. Break it up. 104 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:35,522 You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself. 105 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,376 Aah! 106 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,996 And for these four orphans... 107 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,157 life would never be the same. 108 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,385 Gross. 109 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,869 Welcome. 110 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:59,775 You must be Susan. 111 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:03,542 And you... are Peter. 112 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,144 And you're Edward. 113 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,812 And you- 114 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,386 You're Lucy. 115 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,629 I've been expecting you. 116 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,529 So, come on! 117 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,932 Ooh! 118 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,760 I love your legendary candy. 119 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,824 A chocolate river! 120 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,571 Mmm! 121 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,079 It's delicious! 122 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,681 It's so delicious! 123 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,022 Yea! 124 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:28,960 Chocolate! 125 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,968 That's, uh- 126 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,732 - That's actually the sewer line. Yeah. - It's delic- 127 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,642 Children, do you want to know... 128 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:49,312 what makes all my candy taste so special? 129 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,753 Uh-huh. 130 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,553 It's a special, secret ingredient. 131 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:59,063 It's real human parts. 132 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:02,827 There's gonna be a little itty-bitty piece of each and every one of you... 133 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:06,063 inside of the Yummy Yum candy- literally. 134 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,605 I'm gettin' out of here. 135 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,240 Let us out, freak! 136 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,279 Let us out, freak! 137 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,077 No, no. I can't do that. 138 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,117 - Yes, you can. - Yes, you can. 139 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,948 You're... mine now. 140 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,276 Aah! 141 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,458 Aah! 142 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,386 Stop! Let me go! 143 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,244 Ow! 144 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,251 Aah! 145 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,885 What are you doing? 146 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:09,757 - Willy told me he wanted his knob polished. - Dumb-ass. 147 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,729 We've gotta get out of here. 148 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,561 - We gotta get out of here. - I just said that. 149 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,568 You just said that. 150 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:22,299 Where are we gonna go? I don't have a home to go back to. 151 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,933 I thought this golden ticket was my lucky break. 152 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,569 The curator was all I had. 153 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:31,080 I never had anyone. I raised myself. 154 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:34,641 And that's why you have such a tough exterior? 155 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,812 Yeah. 156 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,947 And you're kinda bitchy. 157 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,825 - Why us? - Because we're four kids nobody would ever miss. 158 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,829 We'll be stuck here till we die. 159 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,092 Shut up, Edward. You're scaring her. 160 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,658 Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father! 161 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,432 - Two for flinching. - Oww! Aah! 162 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,270 Leave Peter alone. He was just sticking up for her. 163 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,179 I can take care of myself. 164 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,908 Like it or not, we're all in this. 165 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,920 It's obvious we don't like each other, but if we're going to survive... 166 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,922 we have to stick together. 167 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,753 Aah! 168 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:21,021 - Ow. - Was the fight over? 169 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,426 I didn't know. 170 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,436 - Hey! - Shh! Someone's coming. 171 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,369 Who wants to chew my gum balls? 172 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:31,204 It's Willy. Hide! 173 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,454 Where are you? 174 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:08,043 I'm gonna find you. 175 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,062 Wow. 176 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,505 Wow. 177 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,042 Ooh! Oh. 178 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,082 Ooh. 179 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,733 Ooh. 180 00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:31,553 It's stuck. It's- It's stuck. 181 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,625 It's- It's stuck. 182 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,755 You can do it! 183 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,891 My tongue! 184 00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,767 My ba-a-a-a-ad. 185 00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:26,209 Where am I? 186 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:29,075 The world of Gnarnia. 187 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,058 Oh! 188 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,220 A silent "G," as in "gnome." 189 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,764 Or "gnarly." 190 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,766 - For legal purposes. - Mm-hmm. 191 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,928 - I'm Mr. Tumnus. - Oh, my name is Lucy. 192 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,730 What are you? 193 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,205 I'm a faun. Half man, half goat. 194 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:05,710 - Oh, so you mean- - Yeah. Dad screwed a goat. 195 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,808 These are my folks. 196 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,114 Oh! 197 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,086 - You have her goatee. - Thanks. 198 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,024 - And you? - Oh. No. 199 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,099 Both of my parents are human. 200 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,827 Eew. Gro-o-o-ss! 201 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:27,100 Aah- No. Yeah. 202 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:32,074 So, you are a daughter of Eve, huh? 203 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,145 Uh-huh. 204 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,480 How rude of me. Let me show you around. 205 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:46,921 Oh. Oh! Oh! 206 00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:50,961 I- I- 207 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,502 Welcome to my faun crib. 208 00:24:17,155 --> 00:24:19,521 Come on. Let's go. 209 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:30,424 Let's see what's in the fridge. 210 00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:34,205 Ooh! Always gotta have Cristal. 211 00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:39,202 For when Diddy's in the house. Yo, Diddy! 212 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,389 Say "What's up?" to the honeys. 213 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,877 Check out my plasma. 214 00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:15,378 Say hello to my little friend! 215 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:19,673 Wanna play us? Okay. Let's play. 216 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,614 Scarface is the shit! 217 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,453 I'm Tony Fauntana! 218 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:30,187 You mess with me, you're messing with the best! 219 00:25:33,231 --> 00:25:38,100 You ain't a true player unless you got flat screens everywhere. 220 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,104 In the toilet, when I'm taking a leak. 221 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,231 Say hello to my little friend! 222 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,376 Wanna play us? Okay, let's play! 223 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,140 This is my favorite part. 224 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:55,211 Whew! 225 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,450 Under the couch for when I'm looking for change. 226 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:05,057 Boo-yah! Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ching! 227 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:08,655 On the top of her head for when she, you know... 228 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,927 shines my hooves. 229 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,337 So now you all seen my crib. 230 00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:23,812 So get the hell out! 231 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,610 Well, I really should be getting back. 232 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:32,349 No, but you, um, must stay. 233 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:35,358 Oh, Mr. Tumnus, I'll never forget you. 234 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:39,155 Please take this to remember me by. 235 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:44,467 And I you. 236 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,431 I'm sorry. 237 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,509 Lucy... 238 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,547 you are in danger. 239 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:59,811 - What are you- - You must go now. 240 00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,318 Oh! What's wrong? 241 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,547 Take this. It will explain everything. 242 00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:22,863 Confirm identification. 243 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,942 My eyes! My- 244 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,878 Oh. 245 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,971 Well, that's better than LASIK. 246 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,684 The evil White Bitch who rules Gnarnia... 247 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:42,192 has ordered anyone who finds a human to turn them in. 248 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:46,059 I brought you ba-a-a-ack to my lair to betray you... 249 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,064 but I couldn't do it. 250 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,361 You are a true friend. 251 00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:54,564 She has plunged our once-peaceful land into eternal winter. 252 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,233 Under her two terms, we now have... 253 00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:00,573 wiretaps, no gay marriage... 254 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:04,877 not to mention her bumbling of the hurricane relief effort. 255 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:10,444 And-And the White Bitch doesn't care about black people. 256 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:15,725 There is a small resistance movement. 257 00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:19,786 They learned she's developing a weapon of mass destruction... 258 00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:21,957 that can kill all of us. 259 00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:27,038 Wait, a real W.M.D., or, like, a fake Saddam one? 260 00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:29,231 No, a real one. 261 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,274 That sounds bad. 262 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:33,709 Go now, before she finds you. 263 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:35,803 - But- - There's no time to argue. 264 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:37,313 Go no-o-o-o-ow! 265 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:40,077 This message will self-destruct in one second. 266 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,652 Wait-What? 267 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:53,495 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 268 00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,493 - Lucy? - Who wants to play with Willy? 269 00:29:00,605 --> 00:29:03,438 Lucy, move over. I need someplace to hide. 270 00:29:04,876 --> 00:29:07,606 Lucy. Lu- 271 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:09,942 Who lives here? Liberace? 272 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,722 Aah! 273 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,625 This is a really big wardrobe. 274 00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:27,022 What a MI LF. 275 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,499 Kneel before the queen! 276 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,337 You're a son of Adam. 277 00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:43,771 A what? No, I'm Edward. 278 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,775 I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I- 279 00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:48,345 - I was following Lucy into the wardrobe and- - Lucy? 280 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:50,914 - How many are in your family? - No. 281 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,575 Lucy, Peter and Susan are not my family. 282 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,676 We're all just a bunch of orphans. 283 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,085 The prophecy! 284 00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:01,352 Please. 285 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,893 Let me help you up. 286 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,291 Wow. 287 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,961 - Oh, you must be parched. - Yes. 288 00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,637 Whoa. 289 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:26,912 Wow. A 40? 290 00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:39,923 - Ah. - Drink. 291 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,996 Fresh dog piss. Go ahead. 292 00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:49,437 Yeah! 293 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,940 I love this place. 294 00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:54,443 And this can all be your new home. 295 00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:57,571 With my help, you can be king. 296 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,977 Wha-What? King? 297 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,189 He can't be king- Oww! 298 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,088 And you would be my queen? 299 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,827 I've never had a girlfriend before. 300 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,367 Oh! 301 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,510 Ah! 302 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,945 How about that? 303 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:40,182 Oh, but first I must meet the others. 304 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:43,351 Why? You're not gonna make Peter king too, are you? 305 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,895 Oh! No. 306 00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:50,525 But every king needs subjects to boss around. 307 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,337 But, Your Majesty- 308 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:03,311 Behold, my white castle. 309 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:06,482 White Castle? 310 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:09,485 I feel like I've been there before. 311 00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:13,079 Bring me the others, and I'll crown you king. 312 00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:16,660 Yes! 313 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,247 Lucy? 314 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,613 Edward! 315 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:43,209 You went through the wardrobe too. 316 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:45,516 - Lucy! - Lucy! 317 00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:47,682 - Edward! - Edward? 318 00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,618 This is quite a hiding place. 319 00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:54,061 We have to go now. We're in grave danger. 320 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:57,225 Oh, no, no. We should stay right here. What's the hurry, Lucy? 321 00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:59,235 I mean, they just got here. 322 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,032 Hey, look! I'm spelling my name! 323 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,472 - Mm-mmm. - Please! 324 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:09,045 We have to go. Mr. Tumnus told me. 325 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:11,581 Mr. Tumnus? Who the bloody hell's that? 326 00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:14,549 I love Sudoku! 327 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,253 He's a goat-man... 328 00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:21,222 and he warned of great peril! 329 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,225 - Oh, Lucy. - Fine! 330 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:26,728 If you think I'm lying, just go ask him yourself! 331 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,423 Hmph. 332 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,261 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 333 00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:39,007 Hey, look! Nicole Richie! 334 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:41,408 Mm-mmm. 335 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:57,454 Mr. Tumnus? 336 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:03,125 Shit. I know what happened. 337 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,634 - What the hell is that thing? - It's a talking beaver! 338 00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:07,533 - Holy shit! - Get it outta here! 339 00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:10,368 No! Motherf- 340 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:20,339 Something in my groin tells me you're not used to a talking beaver. 341 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,851 My name is Harry Beaver. 342 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,383 Mr. Tumnus is my life partner. 343 00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:29,289 Mmm. Sweet man. 344 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:34,154 Mr. Tumnus was taken by the White Bitch. 345 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:36,699 She's hot- I mean, never heard of her. 346 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:40,794 The evil ruler. She arrested Mr. Tumnus for hiding a human. 347 00:35:40,905 --> 00:35:43,169 Is there anything we can do to help? 348 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,174 Uh, yes. You must go to Aslo. 349 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:48,040 He's waiting for you at the Ancient Table. 350 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,877 - Who's Aslo? - Who's Aslo? 351 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,644 He's the true king of Gnarnia. 352 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:56,379 - Not for long. - Hello? The prophecy? 353 00:35:56,487 --> 00:36:01,151 The four of you will join Aslo and lead the resistance to destroy the White Bitch. 354 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:03,386 - Us? - Yes. You're all heroes. 355 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,519 Especially you, Peter. 356 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:10,192 My son, I have sent you to Earth for a reason. 357 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:12,496 You will be the savior of all mankind. 358 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,609 You are truly invincible. 359 00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:35,791 Oh, my God! You shot me in the fucking eye! That really hurts! 360 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:40,091 Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! You bastard! 361 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,696 - But I can't be. "But I can't be." Why him? 362 00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:53,243 Well, maybe not Superman, but a hero all the same. 363 00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:55,312 It's your destiny. 364 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,983 Do you think you were all brought together by chance? 365 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:05,249 Look at the clues. They're all around you. 366 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:15,993 Oh, that's nice. 367 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:32,082 We're all in the painting. 368 00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:38,083 But what does it mean? 369 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,401 Right. 370 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,400 It's a "cryptix." 371 00:37:57,508 --> 00:37:59,976 The curator taught me how to decipher these. 372 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,975 Upsy-daisy. 373 00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,865 Be careful. 374 00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,839 Well, what is it? 375 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,708 It's our birth certificates. 376 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:43,680 We all have the same last name and the same parents. 377 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,491 - I don't get it. - You're all related! 378 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,595 Brothers and sisters. 379 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:54,995 You're a family, for Christ sakes! 380 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,660 - Sorry. - Is it really true? 381 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:02,762 None of us ever had a real family before. 382 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:05,706 None of us ever had a real family before. 383 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:09,007 It's true. You're quadruplets. 384 00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:12,605 - But our parents- - Killed by the White Bitch. 385 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:17,882 Then she separated the four of you so the prophecy would never be fulfilled. 386 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:22,092 Where's Edward? 387 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,127 Hey, honey, I'm home. 388 00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:29,256 Hey, buddy. Did you miss me? 389 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,767 Ohh! 390 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,101 - Why? - 'Cause I ain't your buddy! 391 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,708 Where are the others? 392 00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:42,711 I thought we had something special. 393 00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:45,714 I even got a tattoo with your name on it. 394 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:53,657 That looks more like 50 Cent's tattoo, you idiot. 395 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:56,886 Shit! They did the wrong one. 396 00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:03,595 I won't ask again. Where is the rest of your family? 397 00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:07,068 I told you, they're not my family. 398 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,507 Tell me where they are. 399 00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:14,009 Never. 400 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:23,919 Yeah, they went to Mr. Tumnus's house. 401 00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:29,058 Yes! Yes! You just got punk'd! Yes! 402 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,994 He did it! He did it! 403 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,929 Say it to the camera. Come on, say it right there. 404 00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:36,932 - Say it! - I just got punk'd. 405 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:39,628 Schwow! Yeah! 406 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:44,003 We just punk'd Edward! Schwow! Schwow! Yeah! 407 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,874 That was awesome! Yeah! Yes! 408 00:40:47,978 --> 00:40:50,606 This thing up here is all me, baby! 409 00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:52,614 The trucker hat- That's awesome! 410 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:55,981 I did it. You love it. You'll take it. Punk'd 'im! 411 00:40:56,086 --> 00:41:00,045 - That was really funny! Oh, my gosh! Too funny! - You are so annoying! 412 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,853 No, that was really funny though! 413 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:07,396 Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! 414 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,058 Candy-ass trucker hat! 415 00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:13,295 Schwow. Schwow. 416 00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:15,372 Silas! 417 00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:25,880 The kids are with Mr. Tumnus. 418 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:29,043 I want you to find them and kill them. 419 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:33,249 Persona non grata. Magna cum laude. 420 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:49,335 Urts-hay oh-say ood-gay! Ooh! 421 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,908 Ood-gay. 422 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:55,001 Ooh. 423 00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:57,103 No. No! 424 00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:59,182 - Here. You goin' to prison. - Ow! Dude! 425 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,350 - Edward! - Edward! - Edward! 426 00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:06,423 - Edward! - Mr. Tumnus! 427 00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:21,070 I miss the smell of you, Harry Beaver. 428 00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:27,310 Eew. 429 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:32,310 Oh, yeah. 430 00:42:35,019 --> 00:42:38,580 The White Bitch did this to you? Shit! 431 00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:41,658 And now she has Edward. 432 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:44,159 - We must rescue hi- - Get ahold of yourself, Lucy! 433 00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:46,320 - Holy- - It's too dangerous. 434 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:49,160 If she catch you, you are as good as dead. 435 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:52,429 Um, that's me. 436 00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,406 "The resistance has found out... 437 00:42:57,508 --> 00:43:00,534 "that the White Bitch has completed her weapon of mass destruction... 438 00:43:00,644 --> 00:43:02,475 and is going to launch it in 24 hours." 439 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:05,777 Let's get the hell out of here! 440 00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:08,477 Aslo is the only one that can help now. 441 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:11,282 Then take us to him. 442 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,358 What'd you do that for? 443 00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:19,595 I forgot. 444 00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:23,599 Before you meet Aslo, you must train. 445 00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:26,534 Only then you can defeat the White Bitch... 446 00:43:26,637 --> 00:43:28,537 and save your brother. 447 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,506 I'll meet you at Aslo's. May the Force be with you. 448 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:48,616 Someone's coming. The bitch is on to you. You must go now. 449 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:51,388 There you will train. 450 00:43:51,495 --> 00:43:53,395 Go! 451 00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:58,166 Mr. Tumnus? 452 00:43:58,268 --> 00:44:01,635 I will stay behind and fight him off. 453 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:07,734 No matter what, you must not come back for me. 454 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:10,405 - Yep. - Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! 455 00:44:10,514 --> 00:44:13,108 Run! 456 00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:28,991 Stop! 457 00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:33,160 If you want them, you'll have to go through me first. 458 00:44:34,371 --> 00:44:38,603 Please! Help! 459 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:41,007 He needs our help! 460 00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:43,443 - Help! - No, Susan, Lucy. 461 00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,640 He... wants us to go on. 462 00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:48,217 He sacrificed himself for us. 463 00:44:48,318 --> 00:44:51,253 Peter, if you can hear me... 464 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,289 come back now! 465 00:44:55,392 --> 00:44:58,520 I definitely underestimated the situation. 466 00:45:00,731 --> 00:45:02,562 I'm in a lot of pain! 467 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,566 What should we do? 468 00:45:04,668 --> 00:45:07,569 Uh, we can't go back. We have to- 469 00:45:07,671 --> 00:45:11,698 - We have to do what's best for Edward and for Gnarnia. - Screw Gnarnia! 470 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:15,870 He's testing us. 471 00:45:15,979 --> 00:45:19,244 This is not a test! I can see my brains! 472 00:45:35,933 --> 00:45:38,424 Et tu, Brute? 473 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:16,201 Welcome! My name is Harry Potter! 474 00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:19,707 Aren't you a little old to still be a student here? 475 00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:22,210 Nonsense. I am but 14. 476 00:46:22,312 --> 00:46:25,611 As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione. 477 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:28,885 Greetings. 478 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,754 Hope you chicks are on the pill. 479 00:46:32,856 --> 00:46:34,756 Harry likes to get wasted... 480 00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:37,053 then show off his sorcerer's stones. 481 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:43,131 They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit. 482 00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:46,134 We shall train you so you can defeat the White Bitch... 483 00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:48,136 and restore peace to Gnarnia. 484 00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:51,503 We'll show you everything we know, like how to use... 485 00:46:51,608 --> 00:46:54,168 the invisibility cloak. 486 00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:03,643 Oh, no! I'm completely invisible! 487 00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:06,518 Where am I? Who's that? 488 00:47:06,623 --> 00:47:09,592 - Where am I? I could be anywhere. - Harry. Harry! 489 00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:11,661 Where am I? 490 00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,665 Step off, Potter! 491 00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:23,365 Right. Wrong cloak. 492 00:47:23,473 --> 00:47:25,703 Let the training montage begin! 493 00:47:25,809 --> 00:47:27,709 Cue inspirational music. 494 00:47:27,811 --> 00:47:29,779 Blame the cloak. 495 00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:34,417 - Get your hips nice and square. - Okay, uh- 496 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,043 - All right. I'll set it up for you. - Okay. 497 00:47:37,154 --> 00:47:39,122 - You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 498 00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:53,431 Ipso facto "patrolo!" 499 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:56,472 Oh! Yeah! 500 00:48:00,577 --> 00:48:03,273 Confront your fear! 501 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:06,281 Do not cower in the face of danger! 502 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:10,479 Let nothing stand in the way of defeating your enemy! Come on, Peter! 503 00:48:10,587 --> 00:48:12,953 Stop being such a little nancy boy! 504 00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:16,617 Schoolgirl! Pussy! Chicken! 505 00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:36,434 Congratulations, Peter. Your training is now complete. 506 00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:39,947 - You are now ready to meet Aslo. - Yes! 507 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:45,616 This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. 508 00:48:45,722 --> 00:48:49,249 I will start a series of earthquakes... 509 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:52,260 that will collapse all of Gnarnia... 510 00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:54,694 and grow a new continent... 511 00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:58,131 where only I and my followers will live. 512 00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:03,936 Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns. 513 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:06,168 Pretty much, yeah. 514 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,825 It's an I.M. from Silas. 515 00:49:25,329 --> 00:49:27,559 "The... keeds... 516 00:49:27,664 --> 00:49:30,098 "have... 517 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,226 esca-puh-duh." 518 00:49:33,337 --> 00:49:35,897 "Escap-puh-duh." 519 00:49:36,006 --> 00:49:38,998 "The keeds have esca-puh-duh." 520 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:42,703 The kids have escaped! 521 00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:45,804 Duh! 522 00:49:47,784 --> 00:49:53,017 I've got to catch and kill those children before they ruin everything. 523 00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:55,387 See what else Edward knows. 524 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:57,323 Let me out! 525 00:49:57,427 --> 00:49:59,827 Oh, I gotta get outta here. 526 00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,330 I'm never gonna see my family again. 527 00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:05,524 I'll get you out of here, mate. 528 00:50:09,139 --> 00:50:12,040 Captain Morgan! I love your rum! 529 00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:17,371 No! Captain Jack Swallows. 530 00:50:19,716 --> 00:50:22,276 At your service. 531 00:50:22,386 --> 00:50:25,287 Jack Swallows? 532 00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:27,687 That's kinda gay, dude. 533 00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:29,691 Mmm. 534 00:50:29,793 --> 00:50:34,355 I believe in your quest, son, and I'll reunite you with your family. 535 00:50:34,464 --> 00:50:38,298 I've got a ship waiting for us. 536 00:50:38,402 --> 00:50:41,394 Shh. 537 00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:44,303 How are we gonna get out of here? 538 00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:46,399 Ah! 539 00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:53,576 Man down! Man down! 540 00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:55,651 I could have faked it! 541 00:50:59,423 --> 00:51:01,755 Quick! He needs your help! 542 00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:19,532 Come, come! We haven't got all day! 543 00:51:49,739 --> 00:51:52,105 Mmm! 544 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:54,541 Wow! A real pirate ship! 545 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:57,670 Peter, Lucy and Susan won't believe this. 546 00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:01,779 Hey, this is awesome. What's it like being a pirate? 547 00:52:01,885 --> 00:52:06,015 Yo-ho, Ed, let me break it down for you. 548 00:53:37,314 --> 00:53:39,179 Word to the Kraken! 549 00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:44,910 Time is winding, old boy. 550 00:53:45,021 --> 00:53:47,080 So where's your family, eh? 551 00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:50,125 They're on their way to the Ancient Tables to meet Aslo... 552 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,127 where he's assembled the resistance. 553 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:55,096 Interesting. 554 00:53:55,198 --> 00:53:57,223 God, you're easy. 555 00:54:04,674 --> 00:54:07,336 Thanks, love. Oh, my. 556 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:12,273 Wait. So this whole thing was a setup just to get information out of me? 557 00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:16,512 Sorry, mate. This isn't even a working pirate ship. Savvy? 558 00:54:22,392 --> 00:54:25,919 - Oh, shit! - It was nice doin' business with you, love. 559 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:29,759 Bugger! 560 00:54:32,869 --> 00:54:36,498 I'll get you for this... 561 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:39,302 you-you- 562 00:54:39,409 --> 00:54:42,640 you... bitch. 563 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:51,619 I always hated you, Captain Jack Swallows. 564 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:59,194 You think I like wearin' this funny-lookin' hat? I'll roast your nuts! 565 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,696 So... 566 00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:04,562 your family's going to Aslo. 567 00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:07,728 Summon the troops. 568 00:55:07,837 --> 00:55:10,635 If it's a war they want... 569 00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:12,799 it's a war they will get. 570 00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:18,547 Let's start things off with a bang, shall we? 571 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:21,708 - But you'll kill millions. - Billions. 572 00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:25,813 Come on. Let me hear you say it. 573 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:28,914 - My family will stop you! - Wrong! 574 00:55:29,025 --> 00:55:31,892 Ooh! 575 00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:48,366 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 576 00:55:50,113 --> 00:55:52,741 Oh! Ooh! 577 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:55,249 Oh! Ooh! 578 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:58,253 Damn that Superman plot! 579 00:56:39,929 --> 00:56:42,261 My name Borat. 580 00:56:42,365 --> 00:56:46,131 This my country of Gnarnia. Is nice! 581 00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:57,837 She is my sister. 582 00:56:57,947 --> 00:57:01,974 She is number four faun prostitute in all of Gnarnia. 583 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,985 Nice! 584 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:17,464 Aslo? 585 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,762 Mmm! 586 00:57:19,869 --> 00:57:23,361 Where you goin', doll face? I just took my Cialis. 587 00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:25,441 Screw you, Aslo! 588 00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:30,007 Ah, thanks a lot. 589 00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:31,603 You're Aslo the Lion? 590 00:57:31,714 --> 00:57:35,275 Li-man- half lion, half man. 591 00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:39,788 - So you mean you're- - My father Siegfried boinked a lion. 592 00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:44,292 But, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 593 00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:49,195 Let me guess. The prophecy family. 594 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,563 Uh-huh. We've come a long way. 595 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:54,728 Whatever. You're missing one. 596 00:57:54,838 --> 00:57:57,739 - Yes, our brother Edward. - Yes, our brother Edward. 597 00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:02,168 He betrayed you, went to the White Bitch. 598 00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:05,042 - Well, it wasn't his fault. - Yada yada yada. 599 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:10,484 - But the prophecy says- - "But the prophecy, the prophecy." 600 00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:12,919 Fine. I'll help you get Edward back. 601 00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:14,353 - Oh! - Mmm! 602 00:58:14,457 --> 00:58:18,553 But there's something you've got to do for me. 603 00:58:23,633 --> 00:58:25,794 What are you in here for, Mel? 604 00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:30,769 You know. 605 00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:33,206 Glug, glug. Vroom, vroom. 606 00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:35,539 Whoo! 607 00:58:39,883 --> 00:58:42,443 Listen, sugar tits. F.Y.I. 608 00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:45,350 I like to sleep in the buff. 609 00:58:55,031 --> 00:58:57,329 Wow. 610 00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:59,628 Yeah. 611 00:58:59,736 --> 00:59:03,433 - That was spectacular. - My butt's sore. 612 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,440 Uh-oh! 613 00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,942 Dutch oven! 614 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:10,706 Ooh! 615 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:21,986 It's Aslo! 616 00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:35,429 In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. 617 01:00:17,213 --> 01:00:19,443 Huh? 618 01:00:54,183 --> 01:00:56,083 Come on, kids. 619 01:01:03,292 --> 01:01:06,193 Peter? Lucy! Susan! 620 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:10,698 Oh, you guys, I've been such a prick. Won't you ever forgive me? 621 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,734 We already have. 622 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:16,703 - We're a family now. - We're a family now. 623 01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:19,366 I like the sound of that. 624 01:01:22,979 --> 01:01:27,245 - I love you guys. - Oh, have your Dr. Phil moment later. 625 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:30,080 - Now get out of here! - Go, go, go. 626 01:01:37,794 --> 01:01:41,195 Good-bye, Aslo. 627 01:01:57,037 --> 01:01:58,971 What? What's wrong? 628 01:01:59,072 --> 01:02:01,597 He didn't make it. 629 01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:03,573 Oh, shit! A talking beaver! 630 01:02:03,677 --> 01:02:05,304 Wait! 631 01:02:08,215 --> 01:02:11,150 Oh, it's hard out here for a beaver. 632 01:02:11,251 --> 01:02:14,414 You forgetful bitch! I already met you. 633 01:02:14,521 --> 01:02:17,046 I know. Yeah. 634 01:02:17,157 --> 01:02:22,789 Aslo never came back. The White Bitch killed him. 635 01:02:22,896 --> 01:02:26,161 And it gets worse. 636 01:02:30,737 --> 01:02:33,171 It's over. 637 01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:37,168 The White Bitch will surely rule forever. 638 01:02:37,277 --> 01:02:39,575 But we have you. You will lead us. 639 01:02:39,679 --> 01:02:42,170 You're the future kings and queens of Gnarnia. 640 01:02:42,282 --> 01:02:44,978 It will be an honor to fight for you, my lords. 641 01:02:45,085 --> 01:02:47,178 We'll fight for you. 642 01:02:49,256 --> 01:02:51,156 And so will we. 643 01:02:51,258 --> 01:02:54,659 We'll stand behind you, Peter. 644 01:02:54,761 --> 01:02:59,494 That bitch has threatened our mutant way of life for too long. 645 01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:01,931 We believe in you. 646 01:03:07,607 --> 01:03:09,541 Tomorrow, we fight. 647 01:03:09,643 --> 01:03:12,009 So tonight, we party! 648 01:03:14,114 --> 01:03:18,210 Hello, Gnarnia! Are you ready for rock and roll? 649 01:03:45,979 --> 01:03:48,607 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 650 01:03:48,715 --> 01:03:51,707 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 651 01:03:51,818 --> 01:03:53,979 Yeah! 652 01:03:54,087 --> 01:03:55,850 Yeah! 653 01:03:55,956 --> 01:03:57,856 You're up, Sis. 654 01:03:57,958 --> 01:04:01,018 Uh-uh. I like to keep a clear head. 655 01:04:01,127 --> 01:04:03,823 Come on. Loosen up for once. You wanna- 656 01:04:03,930 --> 01:04:07,730 You wanna, you know, get your swerve on, like this. 657 01:04:07,834 --> 01:04:11,361 Like that. And then- 658 01:04:11,471 --> 01:04:15,430 No. Why? What's the worst that could happen? 659 01:04:19,279 --> 01:04:21,543 - Maybe just one. - All right. 660 01:04:25,385 --> 01:04:27,910 - Whoo-hoo! - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 661 01:04:28,021 --> 01:04:30,353 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 662 01:04:30,457 --> 01:04:32,687 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 663 01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:51,071 Hi. 664 01:04:51,177 --> 01:04:53,771 Hi. 665 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,611 So, you're gonna be the king of Gnarnia? 666 01:04:59,185 --> 01:05:01,483 - That's what they say. - Mmm. 667 01:05:01,588 --> 01:05:04,921 I think that's so hot. 668 01:05:05,025 --> 01:05:09,223 Why don't we get out of here. 669 01:05:12,899 --> 01:05:15,163 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 670 01:05:15,268 --> 01:05:19,170 Chug it! 671 01:05:19,272 --> 01:05:23,800 Whoo! Yeah! 672 01:05:54,107 --> 01:05:56,268 I'm okay. 673 01:05:56,376 --> 01:05:58,139 You're good? 674 01:05:59,813 --> 01:06:02,304 - Hmm? - I'm okay. 675 01:06:05,719 --> 01:06:08,051 Oh! 676 01:06:30,176 --> 01:06:34,704 Oh. 677 01:06:43,990 --> 01:06:46,550 - You know, I've got special powers. - Uh-huh. 678 01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:49,424 I'm a shape-changer. 679 01:06:49,529 --> 01:06:52,521 I can change my form into anything. 680 01:06:52,632 --> 01:06:54,190 What do you like? 681 01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:56,291 Uh- 682 01:06:58,638 --> 01:07:02,096 Big hooters with silver dollar nipples? 683 01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:04,176 All right. 684 01:07:10,884 --> 01:07:13,910 And a ghetto booty. 685 01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:17,046 Like- Like a lot of junk in the trunk, say. 686 01:07:17,157 --> 01:07:21,218 Kinky. Mmm. 687 01:07:25,198 --> 01:07:27,632 Badonkadonk. 688 01:07:27,734 --> 01:07:30,965 - And a mono-brow! - Come again? 689 01:07:31,071 --> 01:07:33,665 Mono-brow! Mono-brow! King wants a mono-brow! 690 01:07:33,773 --> 01:07:35,741 Okay, okay. 691 01:07:41,514 --> 01:07:43,948 And big, flabby grandma arms. 692 01:07:44,050 --> 01:07:46,644 Oh! 693 01:07:46,753 --> 01:07:51,053 Bingo wings, like a fat, blue Britney Spears. 694 01:07:51,157 --> 01:07:53,921 Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 695 01:07:55,729 --> 01:07:58,493 Come here! 696 01:08:24,224 --> 01:08:26,124 Where is everybody? 697 01:08:29,729 --> 01:08:33,460 I don't know. Maybe it had something to do with Susan puking on everyone last night. 698 01:08:34,567 --> 01:08:36,467 We seem to be outnumbered. 699 01:09:08,168 --> 01:09:10,363 No. 700 01:09:10,470 --> 01:09:12,870 I'm not running anymore. 701 01:09:18,278 --> 01:09:20,678 Ow! 702 01:09:25,485 --> 01:09:27,715 Oh! 703 01:09:27,821 --> 01:09:31,348 We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses... 704 01:09:31,457 --> 01:09:33,584 but we have something far more powerful. 705 01:09:33,693 --> 01:09:35,558 Perky breasts? 706 01:09:38,097 --> 01:09:39,997 The strength of our family. 707 01:09:40,099 --> 01:09:42,897 I'd follow you anywhere, brother. 708 01:09:52,912 --> 01:09:54,937 Oh, my- 709 01:09:57,450 --> 01:10:02,183 Revenge is... mine! 710 01:10:02,288 --> 01:10:04,256 Jack Swallows! 711 01:10:09,863 --> 01:10:13,959 Payback is a bitch, White Bitch! 712 01:10:14,067 --> 01:10:18,731 You owe me your soul, Jack Swallows, and it's time to pay up! 713 01:10:54,507 --> 01:10:57,635 Oh! She's blinded me, matey! 714 01:11:07,220 --> 01:11:09,188 Oh, bugger! 715 01:11:11,190 --> 01:11:12,953 What a tool. 716 01:11:16,596 --> 01:11:18,496 Show them no mercy. 717 01:12:07,780 --> 01:12:11,181 Take that, Kumar! Huh! 718 01:12:24,230 --> 01:12:27,927 No! 719 01:12:37,443 --> 01:12:39,604 Oh, yes. 720 01:12:42,215 --> 01:12:45,048 Yes, that's right. Grovel. 721 01:12:47,153 --> 01:12:51,453 Just like your parents did before I killed them. 722 01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:10,274 Wow. Let's slow things down for a better look. 723 01:13:21,821 --> 01:13:23,482 Ah. 724 01:13:23,589 --> 01:13:24,988 Oh! Oh, dear. 725 01:13:28,661 --> 01:13:33,064 Oh, that's- That-That is dis- 726 01:13:41,541 --> 01:13:43,441 Oh. 727 01:14:10,770 --> 01:14:13,500 Ooh! 728 01:14:23,883 --> 01:14:26,784 Let's get 'em! 729 01:15:15,768 --> 01:15:18,066 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. 730 01:15:40,660 --> 01:15:43,390 It's the crystal! 731 01:15:43,496 --> 01:15:46,260 - We're all gonna die! - We're all gonna die! 732 01:15:47,567 --> 01:15:50,400 Give me the remote control. 733 01:15:56,375 --> 01:15:59,469 Yes! 734 01:16:05,651 --> 01:16:10,054 No, stop. We will not stoop to her level. 735 01:16:11,190 --> 01:16:13,715 I hate those fuckin' kids. 736 01:16:13,826 --> 01:16:16,693 The new Gnarnia will be a democracy... 737 01:16:16,796 --> 01:16:19,356 complete with due process. 738 01:16:19,465 --> 01:16:23,629 She shall be given a fair trial, judged by a jury of her peers. 739 01:16:23,736 --> 01:16:27,331 Sorry, Bitch. 740 01:16:29,709 --> 01:16:32,610 Right. 741 01:16:32,712 --> 01:16:34,976 Oh, screw her anyway. 742 01:16:36,849 --> 01:16:39,511 Make a beaver a hole. Get your butt out of my face. 743 01:16:39,619 --> 01:16:41,951 Hot, moist beaver comin' through. 744 01:16:42,054 --> 01:16:45,148 May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia! 745 01:16:45,258 --> 01:16:48,694 Peter the Heroic. 746 01:16:48,794 --> 01:16:51,422 Susan the Just. 747 01:16:51,530 --> 01:16:54,090 Edward the Loyal. 748 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:58,432 And Lucy the Dumb Shit. 749 01:16:58,537 --> 01:17:00,505 All hail! 750 01:17:30,736 --> 01:17:34,866 And so it was that Peter, Susan, Edward and Lucy... 751 01:17:34,974 --> 01:17:37,841 restored peace to Gnarnia. 752 01:17:37,943 --> 01:17:42,937 They were orphans no more. They were now a family. 753 01:17:44,216 --> 01:17:48,152 They ruled Gnarnia for many years to come. 754 01:17:48,254 --> 01:17:51,746 That is, until they found the wardrobe once again. 755 01:17:51,857 --> 01:17:53,757 Let's cross streams. 756 01:18:02,601 --> 01:18:04,501 There we go. 757 01:18:04,603 --> 01:18:06,867 Oops! A little bit of blood. 758 01:18:19,285 --> 01:18:21,185 It's- 759 01:18:24,690 --> 01:18:28,626 - It's the wardrobe. - It's been so long. 760 01:18:28,728 --> 01:18:30,889 It's been so long. 761 01:18:32,131 --> 01:18:35,100 Chuck Norris rules. 762 01:19:15,508 --> 01:19:17,976 We're young again! 763 01:19:19,745 --> 01:19:22,179 Jagshemash! 764 01:19:22,281 --> 01:19:26,741 You did it! You make movie film have happy ending. 765 01:19:29,355 --> 01:19:30,982 Not! 766 01:21:02,848 --> 01:21:04,782 Oh, my- 767 01:21:09,154 --> 01:21:12,555 - Let us out, freak! - No can do. 768 01:21:12,658 --> 01:21:14,717 I- 769 01:21:17,897 --> 01:21:23,733 No. Captain Jack Swallows! 770 01:21:23,836 --> 01:21:27,795 Captain Jack Swallows! 771 01:21:27,907 --> 01:21:30,705 - Shit. Swallowing! - Cut. 772 01:21:30,809 --> 01:21:34,768 No! Captain Jack Swallows! 773 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:37,644 Sorry. 774 01:21:37,750 --> 01:21:41,550 Wait. Can I ask you something about the sucking? 775 01:21:41,654 --> 01:21:43,884 Am I- 776 01:21:43,989 --> 01:21:46,514 Am I, like, sucking the chrome off, or is it- 777 01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:48,525 - Yeah. - I mean- Okay. 778 01:21:48,627 --> 01:21:50,788 Here we go. 779 01:21:53,465 --> 01:21:56,457 Oh! Hey! 780 01:21:56,569 --> 01:21:59,538 Mmm. Mmm! 781 01:21:59,638 --> 01:22:02,664 Well, guess what. 782 01:22:02,775 --> 01:22:05,141 - What? - Guess what. 783 01:22:05,244 --> 01:22:08,509 First- 784 01:22:08,614 --> 01:22:10,980 Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi! 785 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:14,450 When I'm makin' you stuff, quit cryin' and eat it! 786 01:22:14,553 --> 01:22:17,647 Your mother ate it! She liked it. It was fine. 787 01:22:30,669 --> 01:22:33,001 - Where did I hit him? I hit him on the head. - Cut! 788 01:22:39,578 --> 01:22:41,546 Shit. 789 01:22:46,452 --> 01:22:49,080 We'll stand behind you, Peter. 790 01:22:49,188 --> 01:22:51,884 That bitch has threatened our way of life- 791 01:22:51,991 --> 01:22:55,017 Our mutant- Shit. Sorry. Bollocks. 792 01:22:55,127 --> 01:22:57,459 She shall be given a fair trial... 793 01:22:57,563 --> 01:23:00,794 judged by a jury of her peers. 794 01:23:00,899 --> 01:23:03,333 We shall build a courthouse... 795 01:23:03,435 --> 01:23:06,802 with crushed velvet drapes and ample parking. 796 01:23:08,407 --> 01:23:10,375 I'm so hot. 797 01:23:13,679 --> 01:23:16,807 Oh, my gosh. I passed the yellow line. I just don't see it. 798 01:23:16,915 --> 01:23:21,682 Li-man- half lion, half man. 799 01:23:21,787 --> 01:23:23,687 So you mean you're- 800 01:23:23,789 --> 01:23:25,814 My mom went to a party at Siegfried and Roy's. 801 01:23:25,924 --> 01:23:29,485 She got drunk, and then it was her turn in the barrel. 802 01:23:29,595 --> 01:23:31,495 It's a brutal game. 803 01:23:31,597 --> 01:23:34,566 Justice shall reign supreme... 804 01:23:34,667 --> 01:23:38,433 even for elves and fauns... 805 01:23:38,537 --> 01:23:41,995 albinos and the Irish. 806 01:23:49,948 --> 01:23:53,543 - I saw stripes! - No! Man! 807 01:23:53,652 --> 01:23:57,110 We shall revolutionize the health system. 808 01:23:57,222 --> 01:23:59,588 There will be no more teenage pregnancies... 809 01:23:59,692 --> 01:24:02,058 without my consent... 810 01:24:02,161 --> 01:24:04,095 and without their consent. 811 01:24:04,196 --> 01:24:07,256 I shouldn't have had sex with Shrek! 812 01:24:07,366 --> 01:24:11,826 Like it or not, we're all in- 813 01:24:11,937 --> 01:24:15,100 - You okay? - No. But go ahead. 814 01:24:15,207 --> 01:24:18,108 - Like it or not, we're all in this. - Like it or not- 815 01:24:18,210 --> 01:24:20,110 - Oh, I can't even do it now. - Let's do it. 816 01:24:20,212 --> 01:24:24,239 Damn that Shrek! He said he wasn't a carrier. 817 01:24:24,349 --> 01:24:28,547 Because, sweet tits, we're four kids nobody would ever miss. 818 01:24:28,654 --> 01:24:30,952 We'll be stuck here till we dizz-i rizz-i. 819 01:24:35,060 --> 01:24:36,994 Don't t-zelle me what to d-zoo! 820 01:24:37,096 --> 01:24:39,621 The White Bitch is no more. 821 01:24:39,732 --> 01:24:41,666 Now, we shall be queens. 822 01:24:41,767 --> 01:24:47,637 Last night, I had sex with a unicorn. Nice! 823 01:24:47,740 --> 01:24:52,507 Hey, look. It's Lindsay Lohan. 824 01:24:52,611 --> 01:24:54,670 I haven't got enough left for Roseanne. 825 01:25:02,888 --> 01:25:05,152 - Oh. So I was supposed to- I supposed to fall? - Cut it. 826 01:25:05,257 --> 01:25:07,157 - It's supposed to hit me, right? - Yes. 827 01:25:08,594 --> 01:25:11,654 - Ooh! - Cut! 828 01:25:11,764 --> 01:25:15,996 Oh. But I need something about the others first. 829 01:25:16,101 --> 01:25:18,626 But first- Sorry. Give me your hand. 830 01:25:20,205 --> 01:25:22,639 Oh, no! 831 01:25:22,741 --> 01:25:26,973 But kings need to boss their subject's ship-What's the line? 832 01:25:27,079 --> 01:25:29,445 Yes. 833 01:25:29,548 --> 01:25:35,487 Bring me the others, and I'll crown you the throne. Shit. Crown you what? 834 01:25:43,428 --> 01:25:46,226 I'm big. I got big balls. 835 01:25:46,331 --> 01:25:48,595 See Epic Movie... 836 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:52,796 or drunk Mel Gibson will hurt me. 837 01:25:52,905 --> 01:25:54,873 Not! 838 01:25:56,608 --> 01:25:58,803 You. 839 01:26:02,314 --> 01:26:04,714 So now you all seen my crib. 840 01:26:04,817 --> 01:26:07,047 So get the hell out Oh...! 841 01:26:07,047 --> 01:27:00,000 ---WWW.OPENSUBTITLES.ORG--- 54650

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