Original subtitles

"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"

"HERE IN DUCKBURG"

"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"

"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"

"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"

"OR REWRITE HISTORY"

"DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"D-D-D-DANGER"

"WATCH BEHIND YOU"

"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"

"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"NOT PONYTAILS"

"OR COTTONTAILS"

"NO, DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

BUT UNCLE SCROOGE, WE'VE HARDLY SEEN YOU IN WEEKS.

AND WE PLANNED ALL SORTS OF STUFF FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. SEE?

VALENTINE'S DAY? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SENTIMENTAL DRIVEL.

FOR YEARS I'VE SEARCHED IN VAIN FOR THE LOST TEMPLE OF APHRODUCKY.

HERE AT LAST!

I HAVE A MAP THAT WILL LEAD ME RIGHT TO IT.

SO?

SO, APHRODUCKY WAS REVERED AS THE GODDESS OF LOVE.

AND LEGEND HAS IT THAT HER TEMPLE CONTAINS

THE GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL.

CAN WE COME?

PLEASE, HUH?

NO! THIS TIME YOU ARE STAYING HOME.

THIS TRIP IS TOO DANGEROUS.

NOW BE GOOD.

WE'LL VISIT WHEN I GET BACK WITH THE TREASURE.

MAYBE HE SHOULD SEND A VALENTINE TO FORT KNOX.

GEE, FIRST WE DON'T SEE HIM WHEN HE'S HERE

AND THEN HE DOES SOMETHING FUN

AND WE GET LEFT BEHIND.

MAYBE WE DO AND MAYBE WE DON'T.

BOY, I LOVE THIS JOB.

THE WIND IN YOUR FEATHERS,

THE THROATY ROAR OF THE ENGINES...

THE CONSTANT FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE.

YEAH, FLYING. NOTHING LIKE IT.

JUST LAND THIS THING.

ORDINARILY, I'D DIVE RIGHT IN,

BUT I HEAR THESE WATERS ARE INFESTED WITH SHARKS.

JUST RUMORS. BESIDES, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T SCARED OF ANYTHING.

HEY, THERE'S SCARED AND THEN THERE'S STUPID.

AND YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON BOTH.

NOW GO FIND ME THAT TREASURE.

IT'S SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP,

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT.

Ouch!

OK! COME OUT NICE AND SLOW, YOU STOWAWAYS!

DON'T SHOOT, UNCLE SCROOGE.

DID I NOT TELL YOU THIS TRIP WAS DANGEROUS?

WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER.

OH? LET'S SEE YOU LAUGH IN THE FACE

OF A MONTH WITHOUT DESSERT.

YO! MR. McD.!

YOU FOUND SOMETHING?

THIS IS THE TEMPLE OF APHRODUCKY!

NOW KEEP YOUR PEEPERS PEELED FOR PRICELESS PLUNDER.

PERSONALLY, I'D PREFER TO PROTECT MY POSTERIOR FROM PREDATORS.

THERE'S NO SHARK WITHIN 100 MILES.

THERE'S GOT TO BE TREASURE HERE.

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.

WHO ARE THE RUBES IN THE ROBES?

DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY?

HEY, I DON'T KNOW MY ZIP CODE.

THE ANGRY LOOKING GUY...

HE'S VULCAN, THE BLACKSMITH OF MOUNT OLYMPUS. RIGHT?

RIGHT. AND THIS IS APHRODUCKY.

HELLO, APHRODUCKY.

WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THIS TREASURE OF YOURS?

LOOK. IT'S CUPID. ISN'T HE CUTE?

SAY CHEESE.

CHEESE.

WHAT'S THIS?

HEY, IT'S GREEK TO ME.

SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT.

OUT OF MY WAY.

AH, THE GREATEST TREASURE!

QUICK! OPEN IT, LADS.

IT'S EMPTY!

EXCEPT FOR THAT.

WHAT'S PILIOS?

IT MEANS LOVE.

LOVE? THE GREATEST TREASURE IS LOVE?

OOOH! I COULD'VE GOTTEN THAT NEWS

OUT OF ONE OF THOSE SAPPY VALENTINES.

I'VE BEEN ROBBED! THERE'S NO TREASURE HERE AT ALL.

DON'T BE SO SURE.

CUPID'S ARROW'S ARE SOLID GOLD!

THINGS HAVE TAKEN A TURN.

YEAH, FOR THE WORSE!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, MR. McD.,

SAVE THE KIDS.

HEY, FISH FACE! OVER HERE!

I'M GONNA HATE THIS!

YAAAA!

WHOA! WHOA! HEY, STOP!

WE'VE GOTTA HELP HIM!

FOLLOW ME AND STAY LOW.

YEOOOW!

YUK!

NOW!

LAUNCHPAD!

SAY SOMETHING!

BABY!

BABY? - BABY?

BABY?

HI, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?

NO, NO, LET ME GUESS.

PISCES? I'M AN ARIES.

ARIES? YOU MEAN AIRHEAD.

HANG ON TO THIS LOVE SICK LUNATIC.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THANK YOU.

I'LL MISS YOU, SWEET FINS.

SHOULD HE BE FLYING A PLANE?

I THINK HIS MIND HAD A MELTDOWN.

THAT'S NEVER STOPPED HIM BEFORE.

YEAH, BUT HE'S NEVER TRIED TO KISS A TWO-TON FEEDING MACHINE, EITHER.

LAUNCHPAD STARTED ACTING WEIRD

AFTER HE GOT JABBED BY ONE OF THOSE.

YOU DON'T THINK...

THOSE REALLY ARE CUPID'S ARROWS.

AH, GREETING-CARD GARBAGE.

BUT THAT WAS THE TEMPLE OF APHRODUCKY,

THE GODDESS OF LOVE.

THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF MUMBO-JUMBO.

AH, COME ON, VULCAN.

WHERE'D YOU HIDE CUPID'S ARROW?

I AM TIRED OF YOU GOING AROUND POKING THE EARTH FOLK

WITH THOSE ARROWS...

MAKING THIS ONE FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT ONE.

WHAT KIND OF HOBBY'S THAT?

OH, POOR VULKY'S JEALOUS.

I DON'T HAVE TO BE JEALOUS.

YOU ARE THE WIFE. I AM THE HUSBAND.

AND THE HUSBAND IS KING!

KING! OK, THEN, I'LL CROWN YOU.

MY MOTHER GAVE US THIS PLANT!

WHERE ARE THOSE ARROWS?

I'M WARNING YOU, APHRODUCKY...

OH, GO SIT ON A VOLCANO!

I COULD'VE MARRIED ADONIS,

BUT, NO. I HAD TO MARRY THAT HOTHEAD!

WHAT! MY MAGIC LAMP'S LIT!

THAT MEANS SOMEONE'S IN MY TEMPLE.

BETTER TAKE A LOOK WITH MY MAGIC MONITOR.

YOU OVERGROWN MACKEREL!

YOU'VE RUINED MY RUINS!

AH! THAT'S CUPID'S QUIVER.

VULCAN MUST HAVE HIDDEN THE ARROWS IN OWN TEMPLE.

ONLY THEY'RE NOT THERE NOW.

I'LL REWIND BACK THROUGH TIME TO SEE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

AH-HA! LITTLE MAN, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT

THAT THIS PRIZE HAS A PRICE.

I HOPE UNCLE SCROOGE LIKES THESE VALENTINES.

GATHER AROUND.

I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO SHOW YOU.

FOR US? WOW!

TA-DA!

AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?

YEAH. SWELL, UNCLE SCROOGE.

WE WERE HOPING IT WAS SOMETHING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

THIS SO-CALLED HOLIDAY IS JUST A PLOY

BY THE CARD AND CANDY COMPANIES TO MAKE A BUCK.

AH, GEE, UNCLE SCROOGE.

DON'T "AH, GEE" ME.

I WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GET THESE ARROWS.

[ KNOCKING ]

NOW WHAT?

LOOK!

WHO ARE YOU?!

WHY, SILLY PERSON, I'M APHRODUCKY.

APHRODUCKY?!

APHRODUCKY?!

YES. I'M IN A BIT OF A RUSH

SO DON'T BOTHER TO GROVEL.

JUST GIVE ME BACK MY ARROWS.

YOUR ARROWS?

YES, I USE THEM TO SPREAD LOVE AND JOY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

THANKS, BUT WE'VE GOT ALL THE LOVE AND JOY WE CAN STAND.

YOU GOT IN, NOW SHOW YOURSELF OUT.

THERE OUGHT TO BE LAWS AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

LOOK! I'VE HAD A VERY BAD MILLENNIUM.

GIVE ME THOSE ARROWS!

THAT REALLY IS APHRODUCKY!

I DON'T CARE IS SHE'S FEATHER LOCKLEAR,

SHE'S NOT GETTING MY ARROWS.

YEOOW!

LET ME DOWN!

STOP! STOP! LET ME DOWN!

LEAVE MY UNCLE SCROOGE ALONE!

UNCLE SCROOGE! ARE YOU OK?

AH! THE ARROWS!

HE'S FINE.

YOU'VE RUINED MY MONEY BIN.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

DARLING!

DARLING?

THERE. IS THAT COMFY, SUGAR PLUM?

NO! IT IS NOT COMFY.

AND I AM NOT YOUR SUGAR PLUM!

LOOK! I'VE HUMORED YOU LONG ENOUGH.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

BUT, DUMPLING, WAIT.

WE'VE GOT TO HELP UNCLE SCROOGE GET RID OF APHRODUCKY

BEFORE SHE LOVES HIM TO DEATH.

SURE. YOU TELL HER TO GO HOME.

LISTEN. APHRODUCKY'S STILL UNDER THE SPELL OF THOSE ARROWS, RIGHT?

IT'S LIKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST THING YOU SEE

ONCE YOU'RE STUCK.

BUT IF WE UNDID THE SPELL

SHE'D FORGET UNCLE SCROOGE AND GO.

SO ALL WE GOTTA DO IS STICK HER AGAIN,

AND MAKE SURE THE NEXT PERSON SHE SEES IS HERSELF.

SCROOGEY-WOOGEY.

WHERE ARE YOU?

OK, WHEN THE DOOR OPENS

WE DROP THE TAPESTRY

AND MAKE POINTS WITH APHRODUCKY.

SHHH. I HEAR FOOTSTEPS.

OOOH!

OOOH!

UH-OH. THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE APHRODUCKY TO ME.

YOU CALLED?

UNCLE SCROOGE! YAAAA!

SWEETHEART!

SWEETHEART?!

EXTRA! EXTRA!

READ ALL ABOUT IT!

McDUCK HOOKS HEAVENLY BODY!

HE'S TEARING UP THE WHOLE BACKYARD

TO BUILD APHRODUCKY A NEW TEMPLE.

BOY, ALL THIS LOVEY-DOVEY STUFF IS ENOUGH

TO TURN YOU OFF VALENTINE'S DAY FOR KEEPS.

WHATTA YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

I'M GONNA GIVE UNCLE SCROOGE THE VALENTINE GIFT I MADE HIM.

WEBBIE! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VALENTINE.

AND HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US.

WELL, I STILL CARE ABOUT HIM.

UNCLE SCROOGE! UNCLE SCROOGE!

HUH?

I WAS GONNA GIVE THIS TO YOU TOMORROW ON VALENTINE'S DAY,

BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT NOW.

A VALENTINE CUPCAKE? LOVELY.

YOU LIKE IT?

YES. ENOUGH TO GIVE IT TO MY DEAREST APHRODUCKY.

OH, HOW... SWEET.

UNCLE SCROOGE! THAT WAS FOR YOU!

PHONE FOR YOU, SIR.

REGARDING THE PRESS CONFERENCE YOU WISH TO ARRANGE.

OH, THANK YOU, DUCKWORTH.

JUST ANOTHER SURPRISE FOR MY LITTLE LOLLIPOP LIPS.

LOLLIPOP LIPS! YECK!

NOW WHERE'RE YOU GOING?

UNCLE SCROOGE DOESN'T LOVE US

SO I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME.

WEBBIE, IT'S NOT THAT HE DOESN'T LOVE US.

IT'S JUST THAT HE'S UNDER THAT STUPID ARROW'S SPELL.

SO? EITHER WAY, WE'VE LOST HIM.

WHAT?!

WELL, THIS IS ME SAYING GOODBYE.

ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME TOO?

DON'T TRY TO TALK ME OUT OF IT.

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT.

THE SHARK AGAIN?

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BUT MY FINNY LITTLE VALENTINE.

SO I'M GOING BACK TO OFFER HER MY HAND.

SHE'LL TAKE YOUR HAND

AND THE ARM THAT GOES WITH IT.

BUT IF YOU LIVE UNDERWATER,

THAN YOU'LL NEVER FLY A PLANE AGAIN.

NEVER FLY AGAIN?

HEY, WE GOING TO A POOL PARTY?

THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT BREAKS THE SPELL...

TRUE LOVE!

WHEN LAUNCHPAD HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE SHARK AND FLYING...

POW! IT'S THE CURE.

SO WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE UNCLE SCROOGE CHOOSE BETWEEN APHRODUCKY

AND WHAT HE LOVES THE MOST...

MONEY!

COMMENCE OPERATION ALLERGY.

OH, HI, APHRODUCKY.

WHATTA YOU WANT?

UNCLE SCROOGE IS BUSY,

SO WE CAME DOWN TO PLAY WITH YOU.

DON'T BE SILLY.

I'M A DEITY AND DEITIES SIMPLY DON'T PLA...

AA-AAA-AACHOO!

UH-OH. SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S GOT CASHITITIS.

CASHA-WHAT'S IT?

IT MEANS YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO MONEY.

FIRST YOU START SNEEZING...

AACHOOO!

THEN YOUR SKIN TURNS GREEN.

AAAAH!

AND THEN YOUR FEATHERS FALL OUT.

YAAA!

GIVE IT AWAY, SCROOGEY.

ALL YOUR MONEY IS MAKING ME SICK.

BU-BU-BUT, MY MONEY?

OH NO!

IT WAS AWFUL, UNCLE SCROOGE.

I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE.

IT'S EITHER YOUR MONEY OR APHRODUCKY.

AH, ALL RIGHT, I WILL CHOOSE.

COME ON. THAT PRESS CONFERENCE I CALLED

IS AWAITING US OUTSIDE.

NOW SHE'S GONNA GET IT.

HONEY, IT'S ME, VULCAN.

HELLO.

HOW CAN I APOLOGIZE IF SHE'S NOT EVEN AROUND?

HUH? APHRODUCKY?

IT SEEMS I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN APHRODUCKY AND MY MONEY.

SO I ASK MYSELF, WHICH DO I LOVE MORE?

WELL, THAT'S EASY TO ANSWER.

APHRODUCKY, MY GODDESS OF LOVE.

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

AH, SCROOGEY POO.

AFTER ALL, WHAT GOOD IS MONEY

WITHOUT MY HONEY?

SO I'M GOING TO MARRY HER.

OVER YOUR DEAD BODY, BUDDY!

WHICH WAY IS DUCKBURG?

THANKS.

WHEN WILL YOU RETURN, SIR?

OH, NEVER. HEH HEH HEH HEH.

I'M OFF TO SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY ON MOUNT OLYMPUS.

THEN I WON'T COUNT ON YOU FOR DINNER.

ALL SET TO GO, LAUNCHPAD?

AYE, AYE, SIR. THE JET'S ALL GET FOR YOU

AND YOUR LADY FRIEND.

DEAREST, DID YOU BRING MY ARROWS?

THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, CUPCAKE.

UNCLE SCROOGE, WAIT!

YEAH?

LISTEN, UNCLE SCROOGE. YOU'RE UNDER A MAGIC SPELL.

YOU DON'T BELONG ON MOUNT OLYMPUS.

AND NEITHER DO WE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

AS MUCH AS WE LOVE YOU, WE CAN'T GO.

BYE, UNCLE SCROOGE.

GOODBYE?

YES, THAT'S RIGHT. SAY GOODBYE TO THE LITTLE MORTAL PERSONS.

BUT THEY LOVE ME.

HEY, WE'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.

WHATTA YOU THINK THIS IS?

IT'S BAR-B-QUE TIME!

VULCAN!

AH, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.

AND I LOVE THEM,

AND THEN AGAIN, I ALSO LOVE APHRODUCKY.

THIS IS SO CONFUSING.

BE STILL, YOU WIFE SNATCHER!

LADDIES! WEBBIE!

UNCLE SCROOGE!

I'M COMING!

HELLO, SCROOGEY!

RUN FOR IT, MR. McD.

I'LL KEEP LAVA BREATH BUSY.

OF COURSE, I MEAN LAVA BREATH AS A COMPLIMENT.

HEY, NICE CRASH.

UNCLE SCROOGE, YOU'RE OK.

YEAH, ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED.

EXCEPT FOR ONE.

RUN! I'LL HANDLE THIS.

YO-HO. OVER HERE.

COME AND GET ME.

SAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, DEAD DUCK!

YAAAA!

TALK ABOUT LEAVING AN IMPRESSION.

UNCLE SCROOGE!

NOW I'M REALLY ANGRY!

DON'T YOU TOUCH MY SCROOGEY!

COME ON. WE'RE GONNA SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

OH, NO! SHE'S STILL STUCK ON UNCLE SCROOGE.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!

LOOK, VUL. I LOVE SCROOGE NOW.

SO IF I EVER SO MUCH AS SEE YOUR UGLY FACE AGAIN

I'LL... YAAAAA!

YOU'LL WHAT?

I'LL GIVE IT A BIG KISS.

ONE MINUTE SHE'S READY TO FRY HIM AND THE NEXT...

ISN'T TRUE LOVE WONDERFUL?

WHAT CAN I SAY, SCROOGE?

YOU AND I JUST LOST THAT SPECIAL MAGIC.

YOU COULD PUT IT THAT WAY.

BEFORE WE GO, COULD I HAVE THOSE ARROWS BACK?

SURE, I'VE GOT ALL THE TREASURE I NEED RIGHT HERE.

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