Original subtitles

"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"

"HERE IN DUCKBURG"

"RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"

"IT'S A DUCK BLUR"

"MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"

"OR REWRITE HISTORY"

"DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"D-D-D-DANGER"

"WATCH BEHIND YOU"

"THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"

"WHAT TO DO? JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"TALES OF DERRING-DO"

"BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

"NOT PONYTAILS"

"OR COTTONTAILS"

"NO, DUCK TALES"

"OOH OOH OOH"

SO FAR THIS YEAR, MR. McDUCK,

YOU'VE MADE $5 TRILLION 265 THOUSAND

AND 43 CENTS.

GO ON.

THAT BEATS LAST YEAR.

BUT I'M NOT WAY, WAY AHEAD.

THAT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR OVERSEAS COMPETITION.

CURSE THOSE PIRATES WITH CHEAP LABOR!

THEIR PAY'S THE SAME AS YOURS.

RIGHT! CHEAP LABOR!

WELL, I'LL LICK THEM.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP EARLY

TO OUTDO SCROOGE McDUCK.

UNCLE SCROOGE, ISN'T TODAY THE DAY

YOU INSPECT YOUR SKATEBOARD FACTORY?

AYE, LADS. I LOVE TO DROP IN UNANNOUNCED

AND WATCH EVERYBODY RUNNING AROUND LIKE HEADLESS CHICKENS.

LET'S GO!

WHEN MR. McDUCK BURSTS IN AND YELLS SURPRISE,

I WANT EVERYONE RUNNING AROUND LIKE HEADLESS CHICKENS.

JUST LIKE LAST YEAR?

AND EVERY YEAR.

HE SHOULD BE HERE...

SURPRISE! - SURPRISE! - SURPRISE!

SURPRISE!

OH, DEAR! - OH!

OH, DEAR! - OH, DEAR!

OH!

HEAVENS, I NEVER DREAMED...

ALWAYS BE READY FOR SURPRISES

WHEN WORKING FOR SCROOGE McDUCK.

YES, SIR!

GOT THE NEW SKATEBOARD READY?

WE'D LOVE TO SEE IT.

THAT'S A SURPRISE I'M READY FOR.

BRING THIS YEAR'S MODEL!

OH! - OH! - OH!

THE SIDEWALK CITY SLICKER,

WITH POWER STEERING, RADAR CONTROL,

BRAKES AUTOMATICALLY FOR ICE CREAM TRUCKS.

THAT'S SUPER! - OH! - WOW!

THAT'LL PUT THE COMPETITION OUT OF BUSINESS.

CAN WE TRY IT?

YOU CAN TAKE IT HOME.

YAY! - YIPPIE!

I THINK NOT.

YOU HAVE ENOUGH TOYS.

AW. - AW. - AW.

COME. I WANT TO CONTINUE

INSPECTING THE FACTORY.

HERE. THIS'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THANKS A MILLION!

YAHOO!

RIDE 'EM, SKATEBOARD!

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

WHY ARE YOU CHUCKLING?

BEAVER TOLD ME YOU THINK YOU SURPRISE THEM,

BUT YOU DON'T.

YOU SAW THEY WERE SURPRISED.

THEY WERE PRETENDING.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CASH CASTLE!

THAT'S THE WAY ECONOMY CRUMBLES.

YES, MISS FEATHERBY? MR. TRUMPCARD

WITH THE OVERSEAS COMPETITION SKATEBOARD COMPANY?

PUT HIM THROUGH.

IF THIS IS WHAT I THINK,

WE'LL SEE IF BEAVER CAN HANDLE REAL SURPRISES.

TRUMPCARD, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR OFFER.

I'VE DECIDED TO SAY YES.

I'LL SELL McDUCK SKATEBOARD FACTORY TO YOU.

I'LL FLY INTO DUCKBURG TO SETTLE THIS DEAL SOON.

YOU'RE SELLING YOUR COMPANY?

I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY BY SELLING

THAN STAYING IN BUSINESS.

I'M TAKING PROFITS NOW INSTEAD OF LATER.

WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO EAGER BEAVER

AND THE OTHER WORKERS?

BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.

WHAT IN TARNATION!

AAH!

THAT RECKLESS,

NO-GOOD...

MISERABLE...

STUPID...

SKATEBOARD!

OW!

I'LL SUE FOR A JILLION DOLLARS!

I'LL PUT PEOPLE IN JAIL FOR A MILLION YEARS

AS SURE AS MY NAME IS...

MY NAME IS...

WHAT IS MY NAME?

WHO AM I?

WHY AM I TALKING WITH THIS FUNNY ACCENT?

WHO AM I?

WHERE AM I?

HEY, POP.

POP?

EXCUSE ME, SIR. COULD YOU...

HERE, BUM. I CAN SPARE A QUARTER.

MONEY. HMM. SOMETHING VERY FAMILIAR ABOUT IT.

HMM. McDUCK BURGERS.

THREE SCROOGEBURGERS, PLEASE.

THAT'LL BE $15.

OUTRAGEOUS! I WANT TO BUY HAMBURGERS,

NOT PUT McDUCK'S KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE.

DO YOU HAVE THE MONEY?

NO, JUST AN APPETITE.

THAT'S NOT THE ONLY PLACE IN TOWN FOR EATS.

SCROOGE McDUCK'S CAFETERIA?

THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.

I'LL GIVE THAT SCROOGE A PIECE OF MY MIND!

I'M SORRY. MR. McDUCK ISN'T HERE NOW.

ANY MESSAGE?

TELL HIM I'D LIKE TO PUNCH HIS NOSE!

ANOTHER CHIPPER CALL FOR MR. McDUCK.

WHERE COULD HE BE?

HE'S NEVER MISSED HIS DAILY DIP

IN THE MONEY BIN BEFORE.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE THIS MORNING.

LET'S GO SEARCH FOR HIM.

BOYS, SEARCH HIGH AND LOW.

MRS. BEAKLY, SEARCH FAR AND WIDE.

I'LL SEARCH HERE AND THERE.

RIGHT!

OH!

UNCLE SCROOGE!

UNCLE SCROOGE!

UNCLE SCROOGE!

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!

YOO-HOO! MR. McDUCK, ARE YOU IN THERE?

PERHAPS THE NEXT STORY.

YOO-HOO! MR. McDUCK!

OH, MR. McDUCK!

[CRASH]

DID YOU FIND MR. McDUCK?

JUST A NAIL IN THE ROAD.

WE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE.

WHERE COULD MR. McDUCK BE?

CAN I HELP YOU?

DON'T THESE CARTONS HAVE MISSING PERSONS' PICTURES?

SO WHAT?

I'M LOOKING FOR MY PICTURE.

YOU'RE NOT MISSING.

BUT WHO AM I?

WHO ARE YOU? A WISE GUY!

OOH!

MAYBE AN EMPTY MILK CARTON HAS MY PICTURE.

MMM. WHAT'S THAT WONDERFUL SMELL?

EEK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

GET AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW, YOU... YOU VAGABOND!

FORGIVE ME, MA'AM,

BUT YOUR DINNER SMELLED SO DELICIOUS.

IS THERE ENOUGH FOR TWO?

WELL, YES, BUT WHY SHOULD I INVITE YOU IN?

ARE YOU TRUSTWORTHY?

YES.

SINGLE?

I THINK SO.

HOW'S YOUR PULSE?

STEADY.

PARK IT INSIDE ON THE SOFA, HONEY.

MMM. THIS TV DINNER IS SCRUMPTIOUS, MA'AM.

PLEASE. CALL ME MRS. CRACKSHELL.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW.

YOUR OWN NAME?

I HAVE FORGOTTEN IT.

HOW EXCITING!

YOU'VE GOT AMNESIA.

ARE YOU SURE?

AFTER 25 YEARS OF WATCHING SOAP OPERAS,

I'M SURE I KNOW AMNESIA.

I REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT A SKATEBOARD.

SKATEBOARD, HUH? MAYBE YOU WORKED

AT THE SCROOGE McDUCK SKATEBOARD FACTORY.

IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.

I'LL CALL MY SON AND FIND OUT.

HUH, IT'S BUSY.

I WONDER WHO HE'S TALKING TO?

BUT, MR. TRUMPCARD... NO, YOU CAN'T!

YOU SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS...

OF COURSE. NO PROBLEM.

SEE YOU SOON.

MR. TRUMPCARD'S FLYING HERE IN TWO DAYS.

IF WE DON'T FIND MR. McDUCK,

HIS BIG DEAL WILL FALL THROUGH!

WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

WE MUST NOTIFY THE POLICE.

IF PEOPLE LEARN McDUCK'S MISSING, STOCKS WILL FALL.

RUMORS WILL RUN RAMPANT.

CONFIDENCE WILL BE LOW.

WE'VE GOT TO STALL.

I KNOW! DRESS UP AND PRETEND

YOU'RE UNCLE SCROOGE!

RIDICULOUS!

DON'T YOU WANT TO SAVE THE SKATEBOARD FACTORY?

OF COURSE!

MR. BEAVER, TELL ME. DO I WORK HERE?

YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

ONLY SOMETHING ABOUT SKATEBOARDS.

YOU'RE PROBABLY OVERWORKED, BUT BACK ON THE LINE.

RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

HOW MUCH MONEY DO I MAKE?

I REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT LIKING MONEY.

ARE YOU IN THE WRONG PLACE!

MINIMUM WAGE PLUS BENEFITS.

BENEFITS? LIKE BONUSES,

PAID VACATIONS, AND HEALTH PLANS?

NO. THE HONOR OF WORKING FOR SCROOGE McDUCK.

[BELL RINGS]

STOP! STOP! SLOW DOWN, POP.

WHY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE BELL? LUNCH BREAK.

MRS. CRACKSHELL PACKED ME DINNER LEFTOVERS.

[BELL RINGS]

WHAT'S THAT?

LUNCH TIME'S OVER.

BACK TO WORK.

I HAVEN'T EATEN!

TELL THE BOSS, SCROOGE McDUCK.

THERE'S THAT NAME AGAIN.

HE'S... HE... HE'S A SLAVE DRIVER.

TAKE IT EASY, POP. TAKE IT EASY.

TAKE IT EASY, POP. TAKE IT EASY.

AT THIS RATE,

I'LL BE SHAKING YEARS AFTER RETIREMENT.

RELAX. REST A SPELL.

I'LL THROW A MEATLOAF IN THE MICROWAVE.

I'LL TAKE YOU OUT FOR YOUR KINDNESS.

REALLY?

I'LL PUT ON MY SUNDAY COURTING HAIRNET

AND BE RIGHT OUT, BIG BOY.

IT'S NICE OF YOU TO SPEND YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY

ON THIS EXTRAVAGANT PIZZA.

YOU SURE CAN SHOW AN OLD GIRL A GOOD TIME.

IT'S A NICE JOINT,

EVEN IF THAT TYCOON McDUCK OWNS IT.

GO, TEAM! - HIT HIM AGAIN! HARDER!

THAT WIDE-SCREEN TV MAKES THIS PLACE SO ROMANTIC.

BUT I'M TIRED OF THAT GAME.

FLIP THE CHANNEL TO THE YOUNG AND THE FEATHERLESS.

THAT WAS FOR ME?

YOU'RE INTERESTED, TOO?

I'M DYING TO FIND OUT

IF GINGERSNAPS RECOVERED FROM HER TAX AUDIT,

DIVORCE, AND GIZZARD TRANSPLANT.

ARE YOU ABOUT READY, FENTON?

DO MR. McDUCK'S OLD CLOTHES FIT?

DO I LOOK LIKE McDUCK OR WHAT?

I LOOK MORE LIKE MR. McDUCK.

NOW, THERE. THAT HELPS.

YOU HAVE TO SOUND LIKE HIM.

RIGHT. HE HAS THAT FUNNY ACCENT.

UH, HOW'S THIS?

IN ORDER TO KEEP ZEE TAX COLLECTOR AWAY,

OUI, MES PETITS DUCKLINGS?

UM, WRONG ACCENT.

WELL, HOW'S THIS?

NOW, TO MAKE LIKE DE INTEREST RATES UND RISE!

YOU GOT THE STUPID SAYINGS RIGHT,

BUT YOUR ACCENT HAS A FUNNY ACCENT.

IT'S NO USE.

I CANNOT DO IT!

THERE'S ONLY ONE SCROOGE McDUCK.

UH, WHAT WAS THAT?

McDUCK IS UNIQUE.

I HAVE A WEE CHANCE OF FILLING THOSE SPATS.

WOW! TRY THIS...

THE HEATHER NEAR THE LOCH

GOES HALFWAY ROUND THE BLOCK.

THE HEATHER NEAR THE LOCH

GOES HALFWAY ROUND THE BLOCK.

HE'S GOT IT!

BY JOVE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT!

I'VE AN URGE TO DANCE ALL NIGHT.

YOU LOVE THE RAIN.

I'M EVEN FEELING LIKE MR. McDUCK.

SO WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?

TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS,

FILL THE COFFERS OF ME MONEY BIN.

WHAT'LL YOU DO ABOUT OUR ALLOWANCES?

LIKE YOUR UNCLE, I'LL CUT THEM.

WHAT?

AND MRS. BEAKLY'S SALARY.

WHAT?

LIGHTS OFF AFTER LEAVING THE ROOM.

SAVE ME SWIMMING MONEY.

JEEPERS! FENTON'S MORE OF A SCROOGE

THAN UNCLE SCROOGE IS A SCROOGE.

A BONNIE DAY, TRUMPCARD.

NO SMALL TALK.

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

IS EVERYTHING OK, McDUCK?

YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

FEELING POORLY, PERHAPS?

I'M NOT MYSELF LATELY,

BUT I'M UP TO SELLING ME SKATEBOARD FACTORY.

HELLO. HENRIETTA?

I'VE GOT AN EARFUL FOR YOU!

MR. McDUCK IS SELLING!

[ANGRY VOICES]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I HEARD IT FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE.

McDUCK'S SELLING OUR FACTORY

TO THE OVERSEAS COMPETITION COMPANY.

THEY'LL CLOSE US.

McDUCK GETS A PROFIT, AND WE GET CANNED?

PRECISELY.

NO!

WHAT ABOUT US?

WHAT'LL WE DO?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WE'LL FIX OLD McDUCK'S WAGON.

DOING WHAT?

HOW?

WE'LL STRIKE! WE'LL REFUSE TO WORK

UNTIL McDUCK PROMISES THIS FACTORY KEEPS GOING!

THE COMPETITION WON'T PAY TO CLOSE US

IF WE'VE ALREADY CLOSED OURSELVES.

YEAH! LET'S STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!

STRIKE! - STRIKE! - STRIKE!

STRIKE! - STRIKE! - STRIKE!

WHAT'S THIS? BACK TO WORK!

STRIKE! - STRIKE! - STRIKE!

STRIKE! - STRIKE! - STRIKE!

SIGN THE CONTRACT ON THE DOTTED LINE,

AND THE SKATEBOARD COMPANY'S YOURS.

WHEN IT COMES TO NEGOTIATING DEALS,

YOU'RE THE TOUGHEST I'VE MET.

SIGN NOW! COMPLIMENTS LATER!

UM, EXCUSE ME, MR. McDUCK.

I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED.

YES, BUT THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY PHONE CALL

FROM MR. BEAVER.

THE WORKERS AT THE SKATEBOARD FACTORY ARE... ON...

SPEAK UP. DON'T KEEP ME GUESSING.

S-T-R-I-K-E.

STRICK? STREAK? WHAT? I'M A LOUSY SPELLER!

SHE SAID STRIKE.

STRIKE? REALLY? WHAT ARE THEY DOING THERE, BOWLING?

THINK AGAIN.

KEEP SIGNING!

I'LL BE BACK PRONTO!

GET BACK TO WORK!

WORK OR NO PAY!

CANCEL THAT DEAL SELLING OUT OUR JOBS.

DOWN WITH SCROOGE McDUCK!

STRIKE! - STRIKE! - STRIKE!

STRIKE! - STRIKE! - STRIKE!

POLICE, ARREST THAT TROUBLEMAKER!

KEEP THE STRIKE GOING!

McDUCK, YOU'RE A BULLY!

YOU'RE A TYRANT!

STRIKE!

STRIKE!

CATCH THAT TROUBLEMAKER!

GRAB HIM! ARREST THAT OUTLAW!

YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!

YEAH? I'LL HAVE YOU THROWN IN JAIL,

SURE AS MY NAME'S FEN... UH, SCROOGE McDUCK!

DUCKBURG'S MOST DISGRACEFUL NAME,

YOU MONEY-GRABBING MONSTER!

WHY, YOU DIRTY, ROTTEN...

HEY, CUT IT OUT! AAH!

YIII!

STRIKE!

GRAB HIM! ARREST HIM!

UH, I MEAN McGRAB HIM!

ARREST THE LOONY LADDIE!

DOWN WITH THE BOSS! STRIKE! WHEE!

OOH.

SPEAK, POP. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

WHY SHOULDN'T I BE?

WHY'S EVERYBODY STANDING AROUND?

IT'S NO HOLIDAY! BACK TO WORK!

AND WHO'S POP?

GLAD YOU'RE BETTER.

THE PADDY WAGON'S WAITING.

PADDY WAGON? FOR WHAT?

BECAUSE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, THAT'S WHY.

UNDER ARREST? ME? FOR WHAT?

INCITING A RIOT, RESISTING OFFICERS,

KNOCKING DOWN OUR LEADING CITIZEN SCROOGE McDUCK.

UNHAND ME, YOU RUFFIANS!

I HAPPEN TO BE SCROOGE McDUCK!

HE'S LOONY!

I OWN THIS FACTORY!

I'M SCROOGE McDUCK,

AS ANY FOOL CAN PLAINLY SEE.

GIVE ME MY SPECTACLES!

AND MY HAT!

YOU'RE DAFT!

AND MY ACCENT, YOU IMPOSTER!

IMPOSTER, IS IT?

IF YOU'RE SCROOGE McDUCK, THEN PROVE IT.

WHAT'S SCROOGE'S HAT SIZE?

WHICHEVER HAT'S ON SALE.

YOUR TURN. HOW OLD'S MRS. BEAKLY?

WE HAVE A STANDOFF HERE.

WE'RE GOING TO COURT.

OFFICERS, TAKE HIM AWAY.

I'VE WAITED FOR HOURS.

COME HOME RIGHT NOW!

YES, MAMA!

FENTON, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE McDUCK?

I, UH...

IMPERSONATING ME, THAT'S WHAT.

OH! IT IS! - IT'S HIM!

OH! - OH! - IT'S HIM!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

NEITHER CAN I.

MY DATE WAS THE RICHEST DUCK ON EARTH.

ALL I GOT WAS PIZZA.

FENTON, I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.

I GOT CARRIED AWAY!

NOW YOU'LL FIRE ME.

I WOULD.

IN SCOTLAND, THERE'S AN OLD SAYING.

IF ONLY WE COULD SEE OURSELVES

AS OTHERS SEE US.

THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT.

I'VE BEEN A GREEDY CUSS.

FELLOW WORKERS.

I'LL NOT SELL THIS FACTORY.

YAY! - YAY! - YAY!

IF ANYBODY'S GOING OUT OF BUSINESS,

IT'S THE COMPETITION,

BECAUSE WE'LL SELL THE WORLD'S BEST SKATEBOARDS!

YAY! - YAY! - YAY!

AND LUNCH HOUR IS NOW A FULL HALF HOUR.

YAY! - YAY! - YAY! - YAY!

WHAT? - WHAT? - HUH?

AND I'M RAISING SALARIES $1 A MONTH.

I MEAN A WEEK.

UH... A DAY?

AN HOUR?

YAY! - YAY! - YAY!

YAY! - HOORAY! - HOORAY!

OOH, GENEROSITY IS SO PAINFUL.

I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS

YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK TO THE TRAILER.

ARE YOU JOKING?

WITH GINGERSNAPS ABOUT TO RECOVER FROM AMNESIA?

I WOULD NOT MISS IT!

LET'S GO!

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